0 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 1 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:36,602 My guest today has been called 2 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:39,772 2002's most promising first time author, 3 00:00:39,774 --> 00:00:43,042 with his debut book flying off the shelves. 4 00:00:43,044 --> 00:00:45,611 - Jack Spencer, welcome to our program. - -It's great to be here. 5 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:47,312 Best-selling author Jack Spencer took five years 6 00:00:47,314 --> 00:00:50,449 to publish the follow-up to his debut. 7 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:51,784 Critics seem to be on the same page. 8 00:00:51,786 --> 00:00:53,619 His overdue sophomore effort 9 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:56,188 is exactly that, sophomoric. 10 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:59,091 In the "what happened to that guy bin," author Jack Spencer... 11 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:02,428 finally released a new book today, entitled the rhythm wind. 12 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:05,197 In the la weekly review of the book, bostra botten wrote... 13 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:07,533 the only thing that's clear is his desire 14 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:09,768 to land in the one-hit wonder aisle. 15 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:12,471 Daddy! 16 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:14,139 Hey, munchkins! 17 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:18,644 Gimme a kiss, mwah, mwah! 18 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:21,613 Hey, where've you been? 19 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:28,087 Oh, I had to pack up my office early. 20 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:29,488 The start-up wanted in Monday, 21 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:33,092 so, I'll be writing on our couch now. 22 00:01:33,094 --> 00:01:36,095 I'm sorry, uh, 23 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:38,664 but can you pretend I'm a call from your agent next time? 24 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:41,600 Hmm, an agent calling me? 25 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,569 Now, my cartwheels! 26 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:46,672 Ok, I got this, I got this, here we go. 27 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:47,573 Go for it. 28 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:49,141 Do you guys have to leave? 29 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:51,310 Oh, it's just for five days, sweetie. 30 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:52,778 Oh, that was a good one! 31 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,213 Oh, yeah! 32 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:55,781 Uncle Brad says that if you don't 33 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:58,117 get your act together soon, we should pack up with mommy 34 00:01:58,119 --> 00:02:01,553 - and live with him when you lose our house. - Is that true? 35 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:05,624 No, no, we're just going on a grown-up vacation 36 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,659 to enjoy each other. 37 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,528 We used to do it all the time. 38 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:11,463 Why did you stop? 39 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:16,201 Uh, because we couldn't bear 40 00:02:16,203 --> 00:02:17,603 to be away from you two! 41 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:19,571 Jack? 42 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:20,806 Uncle Brad! 43 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:21,807 Ladies! 44 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,242 Hey, aunt Erica! 45 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:24,710 Did you tell the girls... 46 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:26,879 look, Jack, you guys are gonna love this place, trust me. 47 00:02:26,881 --> 00:02:28,881 - I wouldn't trust you... uncle Brad! 48 00:02:28,883 --> 00:02:31,383 Uncle Brad! 49 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:32,684 Our flight leaves in two hours. 50 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:35,154 Can I just pack your bag for you? 51 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:37,189 Sure. 52 00:02:37,191 --> 00:02:39,558 How could your brother say that in front of the girls? 53 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:43,829 His crib had lead paint. 54 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:48,600 Who does that? 55 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:53,238 Can we please start this trip with a clean slate? 56 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:55,307 Ok. 57 00:02:56,576 --> 00:03:01,246 Sorry. 58 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:03,315 Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop 59 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:05,951 and look around once in a while, you could miss it. 60 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:08,220 Breakfast club? 61 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:10,689 Ooh, close, same director, a year later. 62 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:13,258 Uh, Ferris Bueller's day off. 63 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:15,694 Ding-ding-ding, ok, your turn. 64 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:18,931 Oh, um... 65 00:03:18,933 --> 00:03:20,332 My turn. 66 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:30,709 This is amazing! 67 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,444 Yeah, amazing. 68 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:33,946 Come on, silly boy. 69 00:03:33,948 --> 00:03:35,614 I just wish we brought the girls. 70 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,316 That would defeat the purpose. 71 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:39,551 Yeah, right, we need alone time in the wild 72 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,320 to rekindle our marriage. 73 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:42,888 You agreed to this. 74 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:46,391 I know you're gonna graze 75 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:49,328 in the organic garden and wear wild flowers in your hair, 76 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,296 but what do you expect me to do here? 77 00:03:51,298 --> 00:03:55,267 - Relax, roast s'mores. - -Good times. 78 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:58,003 A little dancing, a little night life. 79 00:03:58,005 --> 00:03:59,471 Weird science. 80 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:00,806 Correct. 81 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:06,812 Unbelievable! 82 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:08,614 Did you know there were animals? 83 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:10,349 Are we responsible for them? 84 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:14,519 Relax, honey, it's all part of this thing called nature. 85 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:17,489 Oh, nature, interesting. 86 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,524 Let's see, I don't know what that is. 87 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:21,426 What is nature? 88 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,962 Well, cell service cut out about 30 minutes ago, 89 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:27,466 so welcome back to the 20th century! 90 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:30,702 Are you kidding me? 91 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:32,704 What if the girls need us? 92 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:35,774 They're fine, they're with family. 93 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,043 What did our parents do when they got away? 94 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:42,748 They would throw Martinis at each other from across the room. 95 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,549 - Come on! - -No, no, no, no, no. 96 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:47,486 - Come on! - Be careful, how old is this barn? 97 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:51,056 Oh, the view is amazing up here! 98 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:55,594 - I'm sure it is. - Oh, it's like a lookout tower, come on up! 99 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:57,462 No way. 100 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:01,833 A two-story barn doesn't qualify for your fear of heights. 101 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:04,403 Ok. 102 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:07,439 Hey, there's a wasp's nest! 103 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,541 Well, it says there's peppermint chili 104 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:11,076 wasp repellent in the shed. 105 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:12,477 Does that work? 106 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:15,614 Only in the eco-magical places! 107 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:18,750 The food outside is for the alpacas, 108 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:23,322 and the carrots are for donkey and yoti. 109 00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:26,591 don quixote, don't you think they were trying 110 00:05:26,593 --> 00:05:31,430 a little hard with the vinyl and the typewriter, ugh! 111 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:34,700 Mm, oh! 112 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:37,402 Break it down! 113 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:40,005 You know that was designed to blind intruders, right? 114 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:42,040 What, you mean the boogey man? 115 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:44,443 Yeah, look, I got one, too. 116 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:47,612 - What is that? - A bug zapper! 117 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:50,782 Ooh, you can dance with that, you know? 118 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,884 Yes! 119 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:54,753 Death! 120 00:05:55,788 --> 00:05:58,824 Well, enjoy killing your bugs. 121 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:02,427 I'll feed the donkeys. 122 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:12,971 Can I come and hang with you? 123 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,740 Oh. 124 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:19,811 Oh, gosh! 125 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:24,649 Amanda, ok, ok, ok. 126 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:31,957 Hey, shorty, yeah! 127 00:06:37,131 --> 00:06:40,932 Ah, oh god! 128 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:43,869 Oh god! 129 00:06:57,451 --> 00:06:58,617 - Hey. - Hey. 130 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,752 Come meet my friends. 131 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:06,458 - What happened? - Oh, just enjoying nature in a sustainable way. 132 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:11,029 Tasty, local, natural. 133 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:13,198 - Ok. - Look at this guy! 134 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:15,667 Eww! 135 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:17,903 I'm going back to the barn. 136 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:19,504 See ya! 137 00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:22,174 Hey, look at me, I'm the ass whisperer! 138 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:29,047 Ah! 139 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:50,936 Ooh, ooh, so loud! 140 00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:52,671 You're so rude! 141 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:53,972 You're adorable. 142 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:59,177 I'm takin' a look inside this shed. 143 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:01,112 Be careful! 144 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:11,723 Oh, there it is. 145 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:15,927 Jeez, jumpy much? 146 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,162 Well, I am in a shed 147 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:20,632 in the middle of Texas with a chainsaw! 148 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:22,033 I don't think you can be massacred, 149 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:24,102 all the tools look green. 150 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:25,837 Yeah, it doesn't chop the trees down, 151 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,906 - it just hugs 'em. - Mm-hmm. 152 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:34,045 Everything's gonna be all right. 153 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,915 I just want things to start going my way again. 154 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:40,585 You have two beautiful daughters and me going your way, 155 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:44,022 so I don't know what else you want. 156 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:48,159 I don't know, organic shed sex? 157 00:08:49,161 --> 00:08:50,862 Are you serious? 158 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,531 No, I was joking, but... 159 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,536 But, wait, wait, wait, are you serious? 160 00:08:57,538 --> 00:09:01,740 I did... I love the idea of organic shed sex! 161 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:07,712 What? 162 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:12,751 I'm just waiting for Michael Myers to jump out. 163 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:15,787 Kill! 164 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:18,089 You mean Jason, Jason was the one at the camp. 165 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,992 Michael Myers is from the 'burbs. 166 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,694 Well, that's comforting. 167 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:32,170 Did you ever think we'd be here? 168 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,339 Alone on a farm? 169 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:36,641 What I'm saying is for us to come out here 170 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:38,109 while our friends and family back home 171 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:42,013 are praying that we make a 180, 172 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,916 hoping that it's not too late. 173 00:09:55,895 --> 00:10:00,098 It was my idea for me and the girls to move in with Brad. 174 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,233 What? 175 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:04,035 I mean, it's not a done deal, 176 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:07,639 it's just a back-up plan in case. 177 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:12,110 In case I don't magically change under the stars at night. 178 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:19,184 You know, I am trying. 179 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:20,919 Trying what? 180 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,335 Just leave it be, you don't need to lock it out here. 181 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:41,873 I need to lock it. 182 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:45,410 I can't believe you got my wedding pajamas out! 183 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,812 I haven't seen these since Aspen. 184 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:53,652 Mm, it's a vacation. 185 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:56,888 You're not trying to poison me with iocane powder are you? 186 00:10:56,890 --> 00:11:00,191 Inconceivable! 187 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:06,231 Oh! 188 00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:10,201 Throwback Thursday! 189 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:14,406 That's... 190 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,690 This is it. 191 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,324 We used to go up on my mom's roof, 192 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:34,926 and we'd bring out speakers, 193 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:38,463 and we'd listen to kroq, volume full blast. 194 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:39,898 On the roof? 195 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,900 Yes, absolutely! 196 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:45,036 We'd stay up there for hours. 197 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:48,940 We'd listen to Richard blade, 198 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:52,277 and he'd play the smiths and tears for fears. 199 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,045 Depeche mode. 200 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:58,116 Yeah, but we were more into new order 201 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,485 - because you had to pick a side. - Oh. 202 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:03,188 You couldn't like both. 203 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:08,727 Mike wanted to be a drummer, Dave, a professional surfer, 204 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:11,296 and I wanted to be a great writer. 205 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:15,767 Mm. 206 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:22,207 I used to wanna play so badly, and I did play so badly. 207 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,815 - Sing me a song. - I can't sing. 208 00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:35,420 Mm, come on, it can't be something from the '80s. 209 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,888 No to the way. 210 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:40,825 You sang for me at our wedding. 211 00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:45,029 I was drunk. 212 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:54,439 Ok, so, um... 213 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:58,877 You were on your rooftop new wave club. 214 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:03,348 I just wanna go back and tell that kid, 215 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:08,419 "hey, go to business school, study software." 216 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:11,523 "Just learn how to build an app." 217 00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:16,094 And break up with Julie cook, 218 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:19,330 'cause you're gonna meet this hot girl in college. 219 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:23,034 That's right, and then you'll have to dump that hot girl, 220 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,435 because you're gonna meet your wife. 221 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:27,172 That's not... thanks! 222 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,907 What, that's me being funny! 223 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,575 That's not funny. 224 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:33,545 - It's not? - Mm-mm. 225 00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:37,282 You should take the teaching job, I mean, just for a season. 226 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:41,386 I know it's not a lotta money, but you could cover the girls' tuition. 227 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:46,825 I think that you would have a lot 228 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:50,395 of great things to say to the students. 229 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:54,132 Yeah, like, "quit now", 230 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:57,569 before all your dreams are crushed." 231 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:14,552 This changes my whole position on gun control. 232 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,421 Why? 233 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:20,024 Because living out here, you'd have to be packing. 234 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,428 I mean, rattlesnakes and wild hogs, 235 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,463 insane asylum escapees. 236 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:28,900 I don't think we're anywhere near any asylums 237 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:34,072 or madhouses or Indian burial grounds, 238 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:40,078 though I bet there's a prison somewhere nearby. 239 00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:43,147 You had to say that. 240 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:52,657 Did you hear that? 241 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,628 - Yes. - Yes? 242 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,427 - Who are you? - Who are you? 243 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,397 - We rented this place. - So did we! 244 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,631 Are you ok? 245 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,700 Nate must've double-booked us. 246 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,469 - Nate? - He owns this place. 247 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,972 Yeah, he rented it to us. 248 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,473 Well, he rented it to us, too. 249 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:43,574 Hey, hey! 250 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:44,943 Oh my god! 251 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:48,947 - Stop! - Ok, are you cool? 252 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:51,082 Let's sleep on it and we'll figure it out in the morning. 253 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,350 - Yeah. - The morning? 254 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,218 Dude, you seriously injured me. 255 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,153 He's hurt. 256 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,587 Yeah, my head hurts. 257 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,257 I'm sure you could sleep in the airstream. 258 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,492 Yeah, or, or the yurt, it's a tent... 259 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,528 we know what a yurt is. 260 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,330 Yeah, I gotta lay down. 261 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,999 Yeah, we can just crash here. 262 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,734 We won't bother you guys back there. 263 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,636 Ok babe, come sit down. 264 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:15,173 - He's a maniac. - I know, it's ok, it's ok. 265 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,175 There you go, it's ok. 266 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,344 - Ok? - -I can't believe they did that to you! 267 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,412 I'll make you feel better, I promise... 268 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,681 - you'll make me feel better? 269 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,259 Why's the trailer shaking? 270 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:38,262 Good thing for them you don't have the gun. 271 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:46,104 Oh, god! 272 00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:12,463 What's that smell? 273 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:18,669 Oh. 274 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:19,804 Hey! 275 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,773 Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey! 276 00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:22,774 Coffee? 277 00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:26,110 Uh... thank you. 278 00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:28,780 Mm-hmm, here you go. 279 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,449 Do you have any cream or... 280 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,518 it doesn't need it. 281 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:37,622 This is a finca herbazu, it's a shade-grown pacamara. 282 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,058 - Ooh. - Yeah, you guys are gonna dig it. 283 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,060 It's got a primary note of exotic fruits, 284 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:45,263 little suggestion of maple syrup and praline. 285 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,664 Please? 286 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,300 Oh, ok. 287 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,335 You guys are going to love it! 288 00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,104 So tasty! 289 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:57,642 I call this eggs bacondict. 290 00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,578 Uh, I don't do bacon. 291 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,814 Mm, health or ethics? 292 00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:04,782 Pet. 293 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,251 Pet, you, you got a pet pig? 294 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,653 Oh, I want one! 295 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,655 You grew up on a farm? 296 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:13,091 Condo, actually. 297 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,326 I wanted a German Shepherd, 298 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:21,499 my mom wanted a hypoallergenic pet, so I got wilbur. 299 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,733 Yep, say no more. 300 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:27,538 You know what, here, I got an idea. 301 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:31,509 Let's just take and put this on my plate, no bacon. 302 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:35,580 Here ya go, a killer abealicious Kale smoothie. 303 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:38,883 Uh, yeah, um. 304 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:42,420 I'm not vegetarian, I just don't eat pork. 305 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:45,289 Hmm, thank you. 306 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:53,564 So, where you guys from, lemme guess, the oc. 307 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:57,502 The bay area. 308 00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:01,205 Oh, my god, I love the bay area! 309 00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:04,675 It's got, uh, blue bottle, tacolicious. 310 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,278 Abe knows all the coolest spots. 311 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,580 He's a programmer with over 1000 followers. 312 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,783 His feed was featured last summer, that's how we met. 313 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,823 So what brings you guys here? 314 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,759 Extended honeymoon, leading up to the reception. 315 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:27,832 - Yeah, it's elope now, party later, right, baby? - It's the new rage. 316 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,301 What about you cats, how long you guys been married? 317 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,602 14 years. 318 00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:34,305 15 years. 319 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:37,808 Wow, congratulations, that's... 320 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,678 - a long time! - It's a long time, yeah, wow. 321 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,714 - It's awesome. - That's great. 322 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,583 Mm. 323 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:48,519 So is this, like, an anniversary thing for you guys? 324 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:52,490 No, no, it's a private retreat. 325 00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,527 That was a little harsh. 326 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,530 We made you breakfast. 327 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,633 We made you smoothies. 328 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:06,571 You know, and juice, coffee. 329 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:10,208 I don't appreciate that, and I think that's really mean. 330 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,843 - We could take the yurt. - No, wh... 331 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:16,214 really, oh, that is so ni... oh my goodness. 332 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,381 Thank you guys so much! 333 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,749 That's so nice of you! 334 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,352 That's so amazing, oh my gosh! 335 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:25,489 - Oh, my god! - -Oh, my gosh! 336 00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:28,993 Besides, you guys look totally made for glamping. 337 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:31,229 Y'know, glam camping! 338 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,831 Glamping, is that, like, a thing? 339 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,366 Totally. 340 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,834 We keep doing that! 341 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,502 It's too much, stop! 342 00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,004 I don't wanna stop. 343 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,306 It... it's settled then. 344 00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,709 - Thank you so much. - Thank you. 345 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:48,279 Well, I'm gonna get you some milk then for your coffee. 346 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:50,281 It doesn't need it. 347 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,853 He just misses wilbur. 348 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,756 That's some pig. 349 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:26,584 Naughty! 350 00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:29,987 Oh! 351 00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:08,859 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 352 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:11,762 - Freeze! - You coulda killed me! 353 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:14,665 Are you a native, originating or occurring naturally 354 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,567 in the wilds of Texas? 355 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:19,603 No, I'm Jack from California. 356 00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:21,072 Hands up! 357 00:22:21,074 --> 00:22:22,773 Ok, easy, boy scout! 358 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,442 I'm not a scout, 359 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:27,845 I'm a seventh-year baron academy Griffin. 360 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,880 Are you alone out here, don't you have a parent 361 00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:32,416 or the buddy system? 362 00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:33,551 Even talking with you puts me 363 00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:35,586 in jeopardy of badge debarment. 364 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:38,422 Ok, well, then, I'll just leave now, ok? 365 00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:41,926 - It's too late for that. - What? 366 00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:44,628 So we met up at the gathering in Portland, 367 00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:47,098 and three months later, we're hitched! 368 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,599 That's wild. 369 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:50,634 They always say, when you know, you know! 370 00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:51,869 I guess. 371 00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:01,045 - Here he is! - Who? 372 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,813 Nate cortes. 373 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:06,684 The owner, how do you know what he looks like? 374 00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:12,390 Hey, welcome to green acres. 375 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,393 The welcome is, is all mine! 376 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:18,129 I, welcome to green acres! 377 00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:22,500 I, I didn't know you were gonna be here, well, 378 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:25,970 welcome home, it's, sorry, it's, 379 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:28,706 it's so nice, nice to meet you. 380 00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,875 I just wanted to say that I, um, 381 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:33,677 I do my best to be green and I love everything 382 00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:35,579 eco-friendly that you've done here. 383 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:38,549 Yeah, you must be Amanda. 384 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:43,587 Yeah, why, yes, I think I am. 385 00:23:44,856 --> 00:23:46,457 And Jamie? 386 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,926 - Yeah. - So how's the yurt? 387 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:52,663 Yes, um, they actually wanted the yurt, 388 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:55,766 so we're cool in the spartan. 389 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:58,869 We'll, um, we'll, we'll take the yurt tonight, 390 00:23:58,871 --> 00:24:02,139 and maybe just a discount for the difference. 391 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:04,008 Nah, I'll do you one better. 392 00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:06,644 A night free, on the house. 393 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:10,714 Thank you, but my kids, so. 394 00:24:10,716 --> 00:24:13,984 We would be open to staying longer. 395 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,152 Possibly. 396 00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:21,025 So, uh, you all like a tour of the land? 397 00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:22,726 Yes. 398 00:25:44,075 --> 00:25:46,677 Bowhunting badge, knot badge, 399 00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:50,180 shelter badge, should get my fire badge tonight, 400 00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:52,182 all in two moons, no help. 401 00:25:52,184 --> 00:25:54,885 We teach ourselves, the students are in charge. 402 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:57,888 Kill the pig, spill his blood! 403 00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:01,792 Ironically, my last task is to capture a wild hog. 404 00:26:01,794 --> 00:26:03,060 You're kidding me. 405 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,995 Nope, have to trap it alive. 406 00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:09,133 - All by yourself? - Yeah, no help, no teachers, no homework. 407 00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:13,037 - Wow. - Our academy is like the best of socrates, 408 00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:15,005 boy scouts, and Google put together. 409 00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:17,641 Well, that's quite a mash-up. 410 00:26:17,643 --> 00:26:19,109 Do you have kids in school? 411 00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:21,312 Yeah, two, here. 412 00:26:21,314 --> 00:26:23,180 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 413 00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:26,250 Whoa, no, no, no, pictures, 414 00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:30,287 just my phone, here. Here. 415 00:26:32,657 --> 00:26:35,092 Yeah, look at their pictures. 416 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:38,796 - Molly and Caroline. - Uncle Brad says that if... 417 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:41,265 No, no, no, no, not that one. Not that one. 418 00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:42,800 pack up with mommy and live with him 419 00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:43,934 when you lose our house. 420 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:46,770 Ok, that's enough. 421 00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:47,905 Thanks. 422 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,242 They're cute. 423 00:26:52,244 --> 00:26:54,912 Yeah, one of their many outstanding qualities. 424 00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:01,819 You in the shit? 425 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:05,122 Yeah, deep, just tryin' to climb out. 426 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,890 You've crossed the threshold, 427 00:27:06,892 --> 00:27:08,158 in the belly of the whale, 428 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,095 headed into the road of trials. 429 00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:12,863 Do you have a smart goal? 430 00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:16,867 - Maybe. - S-m-a-r-t, specific, measurable, achievable, 431 00:27:16,869 --> 00:27:18,769 realistic, and time-bound. 432 00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:21,171 Huh, that I do not. 433 00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:22,873 You should. 434 00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:25,909 What do you think my smart goal should be? 435 00:27:25,911 --> 00:27:27,911 What do you think? 436 00:27:27,913 --> 00:27:29,380 I'm not gonna tell you how to get your wife 437 00:27:29,382 --> 00:27:31,649 and keep your girls! 438 00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:34,652 That's right, no teachers, no answers. 439 00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:38,956 Only guides. 440 00:27:40,058 --> 00:27:41,659 We've talked too much, 441 00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:43,293 I can't take the risk with the council. 442 00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:45,429 Whoa, dude, dude, dude, dude! 443 00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:48,032 Speak of this to no one. 444 00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:51,835 Well, your hero's journey is safe with me. 445 00:27:53,406 --> 00:27:55,039 Shake on it. 446 00:27:55,041 --> 00:27:56,340 Is that necessary? 447 00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:16,827 Lemme guess, you got tied up? 448 00:28:16,829 --> 00:28:18,896 Funny you should say that. 449 00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:22,166 - I ran into... - a better attitude? 450 00:28:23,268 --> 00:28:25,803 Of course. 451 00:28:25,805 --> 00:28:28,806 I went into the woods to live deliberately, 452 00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:33,077 live deep, and suck the marrow out of life! 453 00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:35,746 To live so sturdily and spartan-like 454 00:28:35,748 --> 00:28:38,882 as to put to rout all that was not life, 455 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:41,218 to drive life into the corner 456 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:45,055 and reduce it to its lowest terms. 457 00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:46,223 Hello, Thoreau. 458 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:47,825 Hello, Tarzan. 459 00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:50,461 That's Nate. 460 00:28:50,463 --> 00:28:53,964 Welcome to my homestead. 461 00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:56,734 I'm gonna just go back to the tent. 462 00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:59,036 It's a yurt. 463 00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:02,773 Well, aren't you two in sync! 464 00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:09,513 Woo-hoo! 465 00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:10,948 C'mon, dude! 466 00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:13,784 What the hell is that? 467 00:29:13,786 --> 00:29:15,953 They're here! 468 00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:19,523 Amanda, Nate, Jack, come meet our wedding party! 469 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:30,334 We are getting out of here tonight! 470 00:29:30,336 --> 00:29:31,869 To go where? 471 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,404 Anywhere but here. 472 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:49,987 - So you guys have a goal? - Yeah, we have a goal, I'm like hashtag campvibes. 473 00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:53,390 This is fun, you're having your reception here? 474 00:29:53,392 --> 00:29:55,959 Oh, no, it's not like a wedding party like that. 475 00:29:55,961 --> 00:30:00,030 It's just like a hang since we got married alone. 476 00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:01,899 This is my main man here, Jordan. 477 00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:05,169 He's my brochada, made the trek in with Ana the vanna. 478 00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:09,039 She's my vannagram, a photobooth on wheels. 479 00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:10,274 Lucky man! 480 00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:11,875 So I've been told. 481 00:30:11,877 --> 00:30:14,111 Hey, guys, hey, Jack. 482 00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:16,547 We weren't properly introduced. 483 00:30:16,549 --> 00:30:18,282 Ever since I was looking down on you, 484 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:21,318 I kept thinking, you look incredibly familiar to me. 485 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,353 Oh, well, 486 00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:28,025 some people think I look like Harrison Ford. 487 00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:31,428 Uh, laugh it up, fuzzball! 488 00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:36,900 It's a game we play, uh. 489 00:30:36,902 --> 00:30:40,170 - Empire strikes back. - Empire strikes back. 490 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,376 Uh, you're not gonna get any reception out here. 491 00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:49,413 Archive, bro! 492 00:30:49,415 --> 00:30:50,414 Come on! 493 00:30:50,416 --> 00:30:52,049 Oh, ok. 494 00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:56,453 Over here, over here, Jack! 495 00:30:57,422 --> 00:30:59,089 Glamping! 496 00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:18,075 All right, I'm not kidding, 497 00:31:18,077 --> 00:31:20,577 you look remarkably familiar to me. 498 00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:23,146 I don't know, I don't know what to say. 499 00:31:23,148 --> 00:31:24,281 I know. 500 00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:31,421 W- w-wait, are you Jack Spencer, the author? 501 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,224 Yeah. 502 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:37,527 I knew it, I knew it! 503 00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:38,462 I didn't tell him! 504 00:31:38,464 --> 00:31:40,063 I'm a huge fan, man! 505 00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:42,099 Why didn't you tell me before? 506 00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:44,568 - Uh... - so he's a, you're a, you're a famous writer? 507 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:46,136 That's, that's awesome! 508 00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:49,606 That's fantastic! 509 00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:53,577 Hey, hey, d-do, do you skate? 510 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,612 - No. - Come on, man, we gotta hit that later, man. 511 00:31:55,614 --> 00:31:58,649 You, you said it, never be motivated 512 00:31:58,651 --> 00:32:02,252 by fear, comfort, or fame, right? 513 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,186 Right. 514 00:32:03,188 --> 00:32:04,121 Right? 515 00:32:04,123 --> 00:32:05,622 Did you write that? 516 00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:07,925 A long time ago. 517 00:32:07,927 --> 00:32:08,659 That's good. 518 00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:12,262 Oh, it's good! 519 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:15,065 All right, you guys relax, I- i have to finish 520 00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:17,234 a reclaimed pallet bench and some pickling. 521 00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:19,136 Hey, I'll let you try some of my famous pickles. 522 00:32:19,138 --> 00:32:21,271 And, and your ginger kombucha. 523 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:22,706 Yeah, yeah, that's, that's right. 524 00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:25,943 I, uh, I ran out for the season, but, uh, 525 00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:28,645 we'll gather later tonight, have a good time, all right? 526 00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:30,347 Yeah, sounds great. 527 00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:34,651 Jack Spencer! 528 00:32:34,653 --> 00:32:36,586 Oh, god! 529 00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:38,221 Kombucha? 530 00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:41,024 Eh, I read about it on the website or, 531 00:32:41,026 --> 00:32:43,393 or Facebook or something. 532 00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:47,064 You're Facebook friends? 533 00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:51,001 Eh, that's how he gives directions. 534 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:55,539 - Wow, ok. - You guys still use Facebook? 535 00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:57,407 I do not. 536 00:32:57,409 --> 00:32:59,576 - Good move. - Yeah. 537 00:33:05,116 --> 00:33:06,216 Too bad there's no signal 538 00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:08,719 to check your status updates. 539 00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:16,219 Brave, strong, no fear. 540 00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:23,493 Fire badge! 541 00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:37,808 Suck! 542 00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,544 All right! 543 00:34:40,546 --> 00:34:42,679 Who wants another green acres mule? 544 00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:44,448 Thought you'd never ask. 545 00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:46,316 Are you sure, Jack? 546 00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:49,453 Oh, don't panic, it's organic! 547 00:34:49,455 --> 00:34:53,156 Full disclosure, Jack, I loved your book. 548 00:34:53,158 --> 00:34:57,294 Oh, wait, it changed my life! 549 00:34:57,296 --> 00:34:59,229 Really? 550 00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:05,402 You know, I was in a pretty dark place a few years back 551 00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:07,437 when I was stumbling through the self-help section 552 00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:10,173 at book people in Austin. 553 00:35:10,175 --> 00:35:13,577 All of sudden, boom, there you were. 554 00:35:15,346 --> 00:35:19,316 - There I was. - Yep, there you were, smiling at me 555 00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:23,186 from the back of your book, lying face down in the dollar bin. 556 00:35:23,188 --> 00:35:27,724 And I grabbed it, started reading it right there in the aisle. 557 00:35:27,726 --> 00:35:30,760 Far better it is to dare mighty things, 558 00:35:30,762 --> 00:35:34,364 to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, 559 00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:37,134 than to take rank with those poor spirits 560 00:35:37,136 --> 00:35:39,436 who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, 561 00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:41,738 because they live in the great twilight 562 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:44,474 that knows neither victory nor defeat. 563 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:47,677 - That's incredible! - I didn't actually write that. 564 00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:51,181 You quoted it, right there, at the start of chapter one. 565 00:35:51,183 --> 00:35:52,682 Who wrote it then? 566 00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:54,184 Theodore Roosevelt. 567 00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:57,387 Yep, good ol' Teddy! 568 00:35:57,389 --> 00:35:59,723 - Coincidence? - Inspiring! 569 00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:04,895 So what are you working on now? 570 00:36:04,897 --> 00:36:08,565 This drink and residing in the great twilight. 571 00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:09,733 Jack? 572 00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:11,902 What? 573 00:36:11,904 --> 00:36:13,537 You should keep writing. 574 00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:18,275 Oh, I do. I have been. Trivia question: 575 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:23,880 Name one other book of mine from the last 15 years. 576 00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:26,483 - Nobody? - No bars, bro. 577 00:36:26,485 --> 00:36:28,251 Well, there were three, actually, 578 00:36:28,253 --> 00:36:29,953 but the truth of the matter is, 579 00:36:29,955 --> 00:36:32,255 the checkered failures will beat you down 580 00:36:32,257 --> 00:36:34,291 into the great twilight until you don't 581 00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:36,526 have the strength to get back up again. 582 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:44,834 You're really wreckin' the vibe here. 583 00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:46,770 That comin' from a guy who can only read 584 00:36:46,772 --> 00:36:48,905 140 characters at a time. 585 00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:50,640 Easy, Hemingway. 586 00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:51,975 Oh, I'm sorry, am I old man 587 00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:55,245 photobombing your millennial selfie stick? 588 00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:56,546 It's a dreamcatcher. 589 00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:57,881 Really? 590 00:36:57,883 --> 00:37:01,518 Looks like your hashtag bullshit antenna. 591 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,288 - I keep a journal! - Aw. 592 00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:07,691 That's great. 593 00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:09,492 And she takes inspired pictures 594 00:37:09,494 --> 00:37:13,797 and she posts them on tumblr, and they reflect each entry, 595 00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:15,699 and I just think that that's really sweet. 596 00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:18,235 Oh, you're sweet. 597 00:37:18,237 --> 00:37:19,803 You're sweet. 598 00:37:19,805 --> 00:37:23,573 Self-distribution. 599 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:28,278 - What? - No offense, but it's just crazy how self-exposed 600 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,946 the whole world is right now. 601 00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:31,848 You know, maybe I should just post pictures 602 00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:36,786 from everything in my man bag and release the story online, 603 00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:38,555 one sentence at a time. 604 00:37:38,557 --> 00:37:41,024 It's not a bad idea, mate. 605 00:37:41,026 --> 00:37:42,692 Mate? 606 00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:44,894 He means dude. 607 00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:48,898 All right, all right, who's up for some rocks and s'mores? 608 00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,500 Yes, please! 609 00:38:06,817 --> 00:38:08,018 Oh, man! 610 00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:09,686 Bravo! 611 00:38:09,688 --> 00:38:13,590 Spotify that shit when I get a signal, man! 612 00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:14,791 Does your whole life 613 00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:16,760 revolve around ones and zeroes? 614 00:38:16,762 --> 00:38:18,795 All right, Jack, why don't you just finish your story. 615 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:21,798 Thank you, so we were both off at college, 616 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,034 and I was going away for some summer program, 617 00:38:24,036 --> 00:38:27,837 but Amanda was coming home from volunteering 618 00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:31,641 with, wait for it, mother Theresa. 619 00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:34,444 And, that's enough. 620 00:38:34,446 --> 00:38:35,912 That's incredible! 621 00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:37,380 I'd really like to know more 622 00:38:37,382 --> 00:38:39,949 about that later, if that's ok? 623 00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:42,719 He really didn't need to tell this story. 624 00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:46,523 Come on, honey, this is romantic! 625 00:38:46,525 --> 00:38:49,426 There are not tweets or toots or instagrams 626 00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:52,062 of her caring for a dying leper. 627 00:38:52,064 --> 00:38:54,998 You know, no Facebook posts about, 628 00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:01,705 "look how awesome I am, me and mama f'n t!" 629 00:39:01,707 --> 00:39:04,574 I- I'm just wonderin' if you flutterbugs 630 00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:09,846 could, uh, conceive doing something so amazing 631 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:13,049 and not broadcasting it, you know? 632 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,753 She didn't, uh, do any of that. 633 00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:20,857 She did it for herself and for them. 634 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:23,927 - Isn't that why you write? - Not anymore. 635 00:39:23,929 --> 00:39:27,497 No, see, when you're an adult, you need an audience. 636 00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:29,366 It's not just enough being you. 637 00:39:29,368 --> 00:39:30,900 You gotta dial down the self-pity, 638 00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:33,837 and let that woe is me shtick go, man! 639 00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:37,907 If I had a woman like miss Amanda U. S. A. over here, 640 00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:41,611 - I would never leave the house. - Thank you, Jordan. 641 00:39:41,613 --> 00:39:45,515 Yeah, thank you, Jordan, it was really creepy. 642 00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:48,051 You need to spend a beat with Mr. green acres over here. 643 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:50,420 He's got it dialed-in, living off the land. 644 00:39:50,422 --> 00:39:52,589 First dude on the scene of a disaster. 645 00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:53,890 Ok, that's all right, thanks... 646 00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:56,593 Katrina and Haiti, right? 647 00:39:57,161 --> 00:39:58,561 Yes. 648 00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:00,063 You the man! 649 00:40:00,065 --> 00:40:02,599 How does everybody know everything about Nate? 650 00:40:02,601 --> 00:40:06,736 I've been to his bio, this man's stats are on fleek! 651 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,671 That's exactly what I'm talking about. 652 00:40:08,673 --> 00:40:11,775 We're all very cyber-impressed. 653 00:40:11,777 --> 00:40:14,411 Wh, where are you going? 654 00:40:14,413 --> 00:40:16,646 To the big potty in the woods, 655 00:40:16,648 --> 00:40:20,517 because I'm so organic and fair trade. 656 00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:22,419 The bath house is right over there. 657 00:40:22,421 --> 00:40:24,654 Eh, the woods are right over there, 658 00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:27,824 and I have to say hello to my little friend. 659 00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:29,626 Don't snapchat that. 660 00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:32,429 No signal, bro! 661 00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:53,516 Oh, man, are you ok? 662 00:40:53,518 --> 00:40:56,986 Just gimme a second. 663 00:40:56,988 --> 00:41:01,691 You should always throw with the blade first. 664 00:41:07,232 --> 00:41:09,632 Shit, uh, sorry, shoot. 665 00:41:12,169 --> 00:41:16,573 If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. 666 00:41:19,043 --> 00:41:20,643 Yes! 667 00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:21,845 - Whoa! - That's what I'm talkin' about. 668 00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:23,046 - Whoa! - Woo, whoa! 669 00:41:23,048 --> 00:41:24,747 Oh! 670 00:41:24,749 --> 00:41:28,251 Are you ok? Oh, man, leaves of three, let them be. 671 00:41:28,253 --> 00:41:29,686 Poison Ivy? 672 00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:31,554 That's gonna itch like a mother. 673 00:41:31,556 --> 00:41:32,689 You better pee on it. 674 00:41:32,691 --> 00:41:34,057 Uh, I'm fine. 675 00:41:34,059 --> 00:41:36,793 Remember, it has to be your own urine. 676 00:41:36,795 --> 00:41:40,497 I promise not to take someone else's. 677 00:41:40,499 --> 00:41:42,131 - I'll miss you. - It's lovely to see you. 678 00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:45,502 It was a pleasure meeting you. 679 00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:47,871 When you get tired of Mr. one hit wonder over there, 680 00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:51,841 find me on insta, whoisjordaddy24. 681 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,543 Ooh, that's a good one. 682 00:41:53,545 --> 00:41:55,512 Yeah. 683 00:41:55,514 --> 00:41:57,814 Namaste, honored to know you, my man. 684 00:41:57,816 --> 00:41:58,815 All right, brother. 685 00:41:58,817 --> 00:42:00,283 - Bye, Jordan. - Woo! 686 00:42:00,285 --> 00:42:02,552 I think it's time we go in for a bit. 687 00:42:02,554 --> 00:42:03,520 Thank you for everything. 688 00:42:03,522 --> 00:42:05,555 I'm here to serve. 689 00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:11,194 - Well... - oh, no, no, please. 690 00:42:14,566 --> 00:42:16,199 Sun's still out. 691 00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:23,907 How's your mission? 692 00:42:23,909 --> 00:42:27,277 Well, I'm starting with my sad goals, 693 00:42:28,112 --> 00:42:30,213 stupid ass decisions. 694 00:42:31,649 --> 00:42:33,816 How is that working out for you? 695 00:42:33,818 --> 00:42:37,253 Honestly, it's not going very well. 696 00:42:37,255 --> 00:42:39,689 I'm guessing it took years. 697 00:42:39,691 --> 00:42:44,127 Small choices plus time, erosion doesn't happen overnight. 698 00:42:44,795 --> 00:42:47,630 True, true. 699 00:42:47,632 --> 00:42:51,634 Motivated actions, not words. 700 00:42:51,636 --> 00:42:53,269 Are you tryin' to teach me? 701 00:42:53,271 --> 00:42:55,638 Guide. 702 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:59,943 Consider the difference between erosion and fermentation. 703 00:42:59,945 --> 00:43:02,278 Time can also change things for the better, 704 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,814 if there's an intentional plan. 705 00:43:04,816 --> 00:43:08,051 Cheese, pickles, yogurt. 706 00:43:09,954 --> 00:43:12,689 Wine. 707 00:43:39,049 --> 00:43:42,385 Wow, I wish I spoke Spanish. 708 00:43:42,387 --> 00:43:44,854 Me, too. 709 00:43:44,856 --> 00:43:47,390 I just know it in songs. 710 00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:58,134 Here's a good one, here. 711 00:43:58,136 --> 00:44:00,269 - Oh! - It's nice and easy. 712 00:44:00,271 --> 00:44:04,107 A little, that, that's plenty, that's good. 713 00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:05,241 Thank you. 714 00:44:08,912 --> 00:44:12,749 So tell me, this, uh, this mother Theresa thing. 715 00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:17,020 - I mean, you, you were there? - Well, she wasn't actually there 716 00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:20,690 when I volunteered with the sisters of charity. 717 00:44:20,692 --> 00:44:23,292 Come on, it's better that way, 718 00:44:23,294 --> 00:44:26,929 just pure motivation. 719 00:44:26,931 --> 00:44:28,798 Well, it sounds like you've had 720 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,933 your share of pure motives. 721 00:44:30,935 --> 00:44:32,368 Well, it sounds like you've been doing 722 00:44:32,370 --> 00:44:33,870 some research on me. 723 00:44:33,872 --> 00:44:37,373 - No, no, I just... - huh? 724 00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:38,841 I just read about it on the site. 725 00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:39,976 All right, whatever. 726 00:44:39,978 --> 00:44:42,779 - The green acres. - Yeah. 727 00:44:42,781 --> 00:44:46,983 Ah, I used to be pretty self-absorbed. 728 00:44:46,985 --> 00:44:49,919 You know, it really did start with Jack's book. 729 00:44:49,921 --> 00:44:51,087 Hmm. 730 00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:54,290 I sold everything to live simply. 731 00:44:54,292 --> 00:44:57,827 I spent most of my time in places like these, 732 00:44:57,829 --> 00:45:01,898 out in the wild, with few possessions, 733 00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:05,702 just focusing on sustainability. 734 00:45:05,704 --> 00:45:08,838 It makes it easy to help when the need arises. 735 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,007 It's just you out here? 736 00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:13,209 Yeah, yeah, for now. 737 00:45:13,211 --> 00:45:15,445 That's why I started renting the place out. 738 00:45:15,447 --> 00:45:17,313 It needs to be shared. 739 00:45:17,315 --> 00:45:20,483 That's so inspiring. 740 00:45:20,485 --> 00:45:25,388 It can be, yet surprisingly isolating as well. 741 00:45:29,294 --> 00:45:31,761 Oh, it's getting late. 742 00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:34,063 Yeah. 743 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:36,232 Hey, let me show you a, a quick trick 744 00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:41,037 with the fan in the yurt, so you can stay cool. 745 00:45:41,039 --> 00:45:43,740 Sure, thanks. 746 00:45:43,742 --> 00:45:45,775 Do you have anything to drink? 747 00:45:45,777 --> 00:45:47,477 Yeah, I have some water. 748 00:45:47,479 --> 00:45:51,013 - No, no, you don't have any alcohol? - -Nope. 749 00:45:51,015 --> 00:45:54,217 You don't, you're a good kid, you're a good kid. 750 00:45:54,219 --> 00:45:56,986 Does your school have any jingles? 751 00:45:56,988 --> 00:45:58,488 We have mottos. 752 00:45:58,490 --> 00:46:00,456 Such as? 753 00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:03,826 Fail early, fail often, fail cheaply. 754 00:46:03,828 --> 00:46:07,363 Well, I have the fail often one down. 755 00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:11,934 I believe in you, Jack. 756 00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:13,936 Why's that? 757 00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:16,005 The knife. 758 00:46:16,007 --> 00:46:17,540 You kind of sucked at first, 759 00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:21,477 but when you put your mind to it, you rocked. 760 00:46:26,150 --> 00:46:28,885 I should probably get back. 761 00:46:28,887 --> 00:46:31,888 Hey, if you're, uh, looking to practice your bow skills, 762 00:46:31,890 --> 00:46:34,924 there's a campfire over there with a self-absorbed 763 00:46:34,926 --> 00:46:38,461 conan the barbarian just lounging like a sitting duck. 764 00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:41,964 I'm good, I have a plan. 765 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:45,001 Smart, I think I do, too, now. 766 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:46,969 Hey... 767 00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:53,409 You should, um, you should take the knife. 768 00:46:53,411 --> 00:46:55,278 What, no, I can't take your knife. 769 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,880 Seriously, as a memento. 770 00:46:59,449 --> 00:47:03,586 Eh, thanks, Rambo. 771 00:47:05,022 --> 00:47:09,492 Yes, generosity badge! 772 00:47:11,595 --> 00:47:14,263 I thought the whole, uh, glamping vibe 773 00:47:14,265 --> 00:47:18,034 fit well with the organic farming and tiny living turf. 774 00:47:18,036 --> 00:47:21,838 When did you make these yurts? 775 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,940 I call them yurts because they call Mongolia 776 00:47:23,942 --> 00:47:26,876 the Texas of Asia, but, uh, 777 00:47:26,878 --> 00:47:29,378 technically, they're belle tents. 778 00:47:29,380 --> 00:47:32,448 More, uh, um, Kenya than ulaanbaatar. 779 00:47:32,450 --> 00:47:35,084 Well, we were looking forward to the spartan, 780 00:47:35,086 --> 00:47:40,056 but we've been upgraded to the set of out of Africa. 781 00:47:40,058 --> 00:47:45,361 You know, I had a farm in Africa, 782 00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:48,364 at the foot of the ngong hills. 783 00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:52,468 Oh, I love meryl! 784 00:47:52,470 --> 00:47:53,903 Isn't she amazing? 785 00:47:53,905 --> 00:47:56,072 Amazing! 786 00:47:56,074 --> 00:47:59,408 Amanda, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 787 00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:01,477 I'll change, I'll do better, 788 00:48:01,479 --> 00:48:04,046 for you, for the girls. 789 00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:05,514 I'll ferment for the better. 790 00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,555 Meryl streep, what a woman! 791 00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:17,193 Did you see ricki and the flash, she is a rockstar! 792 00:48:18,328 --> 00:48:20,396 Jack, hey! 793 00:48:20,398 --> 00:48:22,598 - I was just, uh... - watering the flowers? 794 00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:26,402 Yeah, yeah, I'll just head out, you have a good night. 795 00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:28,104 Good night. 796 00:48:28,106 --> 00:48:29,972 Yeah, don't hurt yourself chopping reclaimed wood 797 00:48:29,974 --> 00:48:35,378 next to your compost pile, huh, lit by fireflies! 798 00:48:35,380 --> 00:48:38,648 He was definitely making himself at home. 799 00:48:38,650 --> 00:48:43,352 He is at home, and he was fixing the fan for us. 800 00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:47,123 I'm sure he was. 801 00:48:48,558 --> 00:48:52,461 So, where have you been for so long? 802 00:48:52,463 --> 00:48:54,163 Finding myself. 803 00:48:55,032 --> 00:48:57,366 And how are you doing that? 804 00:48:57,368 --> 00:49:00,102 Scouts never tell. 805 00:49:03,408 --> 00:49:05,641 I already checked for bugs. 806 00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:07,076 I'm checking for Jordan. 807 00:49:07,078 --> 00:49:10,212 Funny. 808 00:49:11,281 --> 00:49:14,450 Funny, you think I'm funny? 809 00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:17,553 Funny how, like I amuse you? 810 00:49:17,555 --> 00:49:19,555 Funny like a clown? 811 00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:23,559 Goodfellas. 812 00:49:26,029 --> 00:49:28,631 You are not your writing, Jack! 813 00:49:28,633 --> 00:49:31,100 Just end the pity party! 814 00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:40,176 But we're in a debt-death spiral. 815 00:49:40,178 --> 00:49:43,346 I don't care if we live in a Van or a yurt 816 00:49:43,348 --> 00:49:48,551 or a cardboard box, as long as we're on the same page. 817 00:49:48,553 --> 00:49:50,519 Are you serious? 818 00:49:50,521 --> 00:49:54,223 Like, we can survive, if you would just take the job 819 00:49:54,225 --> 00:49:57,360 at the girls' school, then we would be fine! 820 00:49:57,362 --> 00:50:02,198 Survive, me teaching at a elementary school 821 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,033 would be career suicide! 822 00:50:04,035 --> 00:50:08,037 All you care about is your fucking career! 823 00:50:08,039 --> 00:50:11,741 It is dead and buried, just let it go, and... 824 00:50:14,111 --> 00:50:15,411 Move on! 825 00:50:20,350 --> 00:50:23,652 I'm sorry. 826 00:50:25,589 --> 00:50:26,789 Jack. 827 00:50:29,460 --> 00:50:33,029 Jack, what... 828 00:50:34,731 --> 00:50:36,665 I'd rather sleep outside alone 829 00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:40,236 instead of in here in this fantastic yurt 830 00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:43,506 with a eco-natural milf who thinks I'm dead. 831 00:50:49,180 --> 00:50:51,080 Dead man walking. 832 00:51:14,371 --> 00:51:17,306 Ok, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't rock. 833 00:51:26,451 --> 00:51:31,153 Night-night, donkey, night-night. 834 00:51:45,702 --> 00:51:47,136 Want some of that? 835 00:51:47,138 --> 00:51:49,605 No, I can't give you that. 836 00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:54,343 There you go, you drink, you drink, I drink. 837 00:51:54,345 --> 00:51:57,646 Mm-hmm, you know, 838 00:51:57,648 --> 00:52:00,549 you think that you'll never write another one! 839 00:52:03,387 --> 00:52:07,623 I'm talking about a New York times best seller. 840 00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:10,893 Oh, oh, the crowds on the book tour, 841 00:52:10,895 --> 00:52:14,830 they treated me like I was a rock star. 842 00:52:14,832 --> 00:52:16,765 Well, maybe not U2 rock star, 843 00:52:16,767 --> 00:52:21,403 but at least gin blossoms. 844 00:52:23,908 --> 00:52:28,577 Between you and me, my big book really wasn't that original. 845 00:52:30,213 --> 00:52:34,650 The post said I was a curator of the truth, 846 00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:38,287 more like a custodian of bullshit. 847 00:52:38,289 --> 00:52:42,758 My second and third book were actually much better. 848 00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:44,693 You want me to curate 849 00:52:44,695 --> 00:52:46,729 some truth for you right now? 850 00:52:46,731 --> 00:52:49,899 As it turns out, only thing I'm really 851 00:52:49,901 --> 00:52:53,369 semi-good at is being a father. 852 00:52:53,371 --> 00:52:57,540 If I screw this up, it's every other weekend. 853 00:53:02,213 --> 00:53:04,914 Huh, who are you, Nick bottom? 854 00:53:06,616 --> 00:53:11,220 What, did puck turn you into a donkey? 855 00:53:11,222 --> 00:53:14,757 Puck that guy. Puck that guy! 856 00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:18,427 Come back here! 857 00:53:18,429 --> 00:53:19,862 Hey, c'mon! 858 00:53:27,237 --> 00:53:29,905 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 859 00:53:33,678 --> 00:53:38,881 No! 860 00:53:40,850 --> 00:53:44,520 Come here, mister, buddy, here! 861 00:53:44,522 --> 00:53:46,222 No, no, no, no, no! 862 00:53:46,224 --> 00:53:47,656 No, don't do it, no! 863 00:53:47,658 --> 00:53:52,428 Donkey, here donkey, here, donkey, donkey, donkey! 864 00:53:52,430 --> 00:53:54,863 Get in there! 865 00:53:58,835 --> 00:53:59,969 Donkey! 866 00:54:01,771 --> 00:54:03,706 Look what I got for you! 867 00:54:03,708 --> 00:54:05,975 Come on, where'd you go? 868 00:54:06,977 --> 00:54:08,978 Nice place, hey, mister! 869 00:54:08,980 --> 00:54:10,679 C'mere, c'mere, buddy! 870 00:54:10,681 --> 00:54:13,515 Come on, boy, ok, come on! 871 00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:10,539 Morning, Jack, please, take a seat. Gather with us. 872 00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:13,575 My famous pork migas will change your life. 873 00:55:13,577 --> 00:55:17,579 Jack doesn't appreciate the acon-bay. 874 00:55:17,581 --> 00:55:18,881 Pet issues. 875 00:55:18,883 --> 00:55:21,650 Thanks, but we have to hit the road. 876 00:55:21,652 --> 00:55:24,453 - We do? - It's a long drive to get our tickets changed, 877 00:55:24,455 --> 00:55:25,654 so if you don't mind, honey. 878 00:55:25,656 --> 00:55:28,490 All the more reason to fuel up. 879 00:55:28,492 --> 00:55:29,758 There's always time for mimosas. 880 00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,527 Join us. 881 00:55:31,529 --> 00:55:32,795 We should stay. 882 00:55:32,797 --> 00:55:34,096 Nate's a professional chef. 883 00:55:34,098 --> 00:55:36,699 Huh, of course he is! 884 00:55:36,701 --> 00:55:39,501 We should go. 885 00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:41,070 Hey, don't should on yourself, Jack. 886 00:55:41,072 --> 00:55:42,538 Pork you. 887 00:55:44,708 --> 00:55:46,675 - I'm not leaving. - What? 888 00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:49,712 I, I want you to stay here. 889 00:55:49,714 --> 00:55:54,350 Ok, look, I want you to stay here with me, Jack, 890 00:55:54,352 --> 00:55:56,018 but I am not leaving. 891 00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:59,722 Not leaving. Mr., uh, hot-for-you pants over here 892 00:55:59,724 --> 00:56:03,058 who double-booked us with the true romance rabbits in heat? 893 00:56:03,060 --> 00:56:05,127 You can at least be nice, Nate's making us 894 00:56:05,129 --> 00:56:07,963 his famous recipe from his trip to Chile! 895 00:56:07,965 --> 00:56:10,532 How much Google stalking did you do of this guy? 896 00:56:10,534 --> 00:56:11,633 Google stalking? 897 00:56:11,635 --> 00:56:13,569 Yeah, no wonder we ended up here 898 00:56:13,571 --> 00:56:17,406 and not at that beautiful lighthouse on the coast. 899 00:56:17,408 --> 00:56:20,642 No, no, we are supposed to be saving our marriage, 900 00:56:20,644 --> 00:56:23,545 but all you have done is be dude downer! 901 00:56:23,547 --> 00:56:27,516 Look, I have been listening to you gripe about your career 902 00:56:27,518 --> 00:56:31,053 since before you even had a career, I am done! 903 00:56:31,055 --> 00:56:32,454 Amanda. 904 00:56:32,456 --> 00:56:36,024 No, I am talking and you will listen. 905 00:56:36,026 --> 00:56:38,560 Look, you can go, but I am staying 906 00:56:38,562 --> 00:56:40,929 for every night my brother paid for. 907 00:56:40,931 --> 00:56:44,666 Plus that extra night free for taking the yurt. 908 00:56:44,668 --> 00:56:49,738 - You are not staying here for us, mother Theresa. 909 00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,707 You are staying for magic Mike. 910 00:56:51,709 --> 00:56:54,510 Ok, well, at least Nate knows what he wants. 911 00:56:54,512 --> 00:56:56,512 O- ho-ho yeah, he knows what he wants. 912 00:56:56,514 --> 00:56:58,714 And doesn't whine about it nonstop. 913 00:56:58,716 --> 00:57:02,584 He wants you, in the field, in the yurt, 914 00:57:02,586 --> 00:57:05,854 in the Coop so you can pet his chickens! 915 00:57:05,856 --> 00:57:08,123 Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa! 916 00:57:08,125 --> 00:57:12,528 You sound like Jack if he were a goat! 917 00:57:16,033 --> 00:57:17,699 Hey, what are you doin' there? 918 00:57:17,701 --> 00:57:21,036 - Jack, stop! - Hey-ey-ey, easy, tiger! 919 00:57:21,038 --> 00:57:22,838 Jack, Jack stop it! 920 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,807 - Ow, dammit! - -Jack, stop! 921 00:57:24,809 --> 00:57:26,775 - Stop it! - -Stop that! 922 00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:28,477 Hey, this is a violent-free zone, man! 923 00:57:28,479 --> 00:57:29,645 Jack! 924 00:57:29,647 --> 00:57:31,146 Dammit, man! 925 00:57:33,984 --> 00:57:35,818 Jack, seriously? 926 00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:36,752 Keys are in the car. 927 00:57:36,754 --> 00:57:38,454 Jack, Jack! 928 00:57:38,456 --> 00:57:40,923 - Have fun. - -Are you ok? 929 00:57:40,925 --> 00:57:43,692 I don't, I don't know, at least I felt that guy... 930 00:57:43,694 --> 00:57:46,762 later, donkey. 931 00:57:46,764 --> 00:57:49,565 Bro, it's like 30 miles to town! 932 00:57:53,070 --> 00:57:56,672 It's totally fine, just have another mimosa. 933 00:57:56,674 --> 00:57:57,806 It's ok! 934 00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:46,822 Shit! 935 00:58:53,731 --> 00:58:55,597 Hey, hey! 936 00:58:57,935 --> 00:59:00,135 Yah! 937 00:59:00,137 --> 00:59:04,006 Everyone's friendly in Texas, my ass! 938 00:59:13,284 --> 00:59:14,650 Fuck you! 939 01:00:16,647 --> 01:00:17,846 Need a lift? 940 01:00:17,848 --> 01:00:19,247 What are you doing here? 941 01:00:19,249 --> 01:00:21,116 On a quest, you? 942 01:00:21,118 --> 01:00:24,152 - Uh, uh, tryin' to get home. - Jump in. 943 01:00:24,154 --> 01:00:27,222 There are roaches in my room. 944 01:00:34,097 --> 01:00:35,731 Why don't you let me drive? 945 01:00:35,733 --> 01:00:38,266 Can't do it, on a mission. 946 01:00:38,268 --> 01:00:40,202 Do you even have your license? 947 01:00:40,204 --> 01:00:42,270 I've got my driving badge. 948 01:00:42,272 --> 01:00:44,072 Does that work with the cops? 949 01:00:44,074 --> 01:00:46,108 You seen any cops? 950 01:00:48,044 --> 01:00:51,146 - Good point. - How many seeds do you think it takes 951 01:00:51,148 --> 01:00:53,315 before you get on of those engelmann prickly pears 952 01:00:53,317 --> 01:00:55,217 to take root and grow? 953 01:00:55,219 --> 01:00:57,919 I don't know, one in a hundred? 954 01:00:57,921 --> 01:01:01,156 - Try one in 250,000. - Wow. 955 01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:04,126 Then only one in five of those plants will actually bloom. 956 01:01:04,128 --> 01:01:05,761 That's rare. 957 01:01:07,430 --> 01:01:09,331 Where's your wife? 958 01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:14,836 Um, she's glamping, still glamping. 959 01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:17,673 So what exactly are they intuiting? 960 01:01:17,675 --> 01:01:19,074 They're sensing your nurturing spirit. 961 01:01:19,076 --> 01:01:22,010 Or they're just smelling the food. 962 01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:24,279 Don't sell yourself short like that. 963 01:01:24,281 --> 01:01:28,150 Alpacas and donkeys are especially intuitive creatures. 964 01:01:28,152 --> 01:01:30,752 Not the donkey I'm with. 965 01:01:34,391 --> 01:01:37,025 It's no accident I found you today. 966 01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:38,393 Why's that? 967 01:01:38,395 --> 01:01:41,430 I was just praying for some help with my catch. 968 01:01:44,435 --> 01:01:48,236 Oh, four-wheelin', huh? 969 01:01:48,238 --> 01:01:50,939 I keep getting bitten, but I can't find the bugs! 970 01:01:50,941 --> 01:01:52,274 - Chiggers. - -Chiggers? 971 01:01:52,276 --> 01:01:53,809 Yeah, these little mites bite your skin 972 01:01:53,811 --> 01:01:56,211 and release enzymes that feed the larva. 973 01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:57,913 Oh, that's disgusting. 974 01:02:00,918 --> 01:02:02,951 Hey, how's it goin'? 975 01:02:06,856 --> 01:02:08,957 Ha-ha, you got your pig! 976 01:02:08,959 --> 01:02:11,093 Woo-ee, Ben, you got a big boy back here! 977 01:02:11,095 --> 01:02:12,260 Yes, sir. 978 01:02:12,262 --> 01:02:13,929 Congratulations! 979 01:02:13,931 --> 01:02:17,265 You know when I was younger, I had a pet pig. 980 01:02:17,267 --> 01:02:19,167 Funny story, his name was... 981 01:02:21,739 --> 01:02:23,038 wilbur. 982 01:02:26,110 --> 01:02:28,076 Sorry 'bout that. 983 01:02:34,852 --> 01:02:36,118 Oh my gosh, are you ok? 984 01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:39,354 Oh, shit. 985 01:02:40,223 --> 01:02:43,825 Well, uh... 986 01:02:45,496 --> 01:02:47,829 Oh, that's a lot of poop. 987 01:02:48,966 --> 01:02:50,265 Baron academy encourages us 988 01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:53,135 to see the origin of our food. 989 01:02:53,137 --> 01:02:55,804 I don't think this is where it comes from. 990 01:02:55,806 --> 01:02:59,040 Oh, now, come on, reach in there 991 01:02:59,042 --> 01:03:00,242 and yank! 992 01:03:00,244 --> 01:03:02,410 That's it. 993 01:03:02,412 --> 01:03:05,046 I am crushing this badge. 994 01:03:05,048 --> 01:03:06,915 I need to get to town. 995 01:03:06,917 --> 01:03:09,785 Not yet, I still have to clean and render everything. 996 01:03:09,787 --> 01:03:10,919 Oh... 997 01:03:13,256 --> 01:03:16,525 I have to get to the airport 998 01:03:16,527 --> 01:03:19,427 and get some plane tickets so I can see my girls. 999 01:03:19,429 --> 01:03:20,962 My grandmother lives in town, 1000 01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:23,198 she can take you to the airport. 1001 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,400 How do I get to town? 1002 01:03:25,402 --> 01:03:26,935 I, I tell you what, townie, 1003 01:03:26,937 --> 01:03:28,136 you take old Betsy over there, 1004 01:03:28,138 --> 01:03:29,538 and you can leave her with Jude. 1005 01:03:29,540 --> 01:03:32,040 Thank you. 1006 01:03:32,042 --> 01:03:36,912 Your boy ain't got no guts! 1007 01:03:36,914 --> 01:03:38,547 That's it, boy. 1008 01:03:43,853 --> 01:03:47,189 Yeah, gonna take that off. 1009 01:03:47,191 --> 01:03:49,457 Oh, not to worry, it's, it's hemp. 1010 01:03:49,459 --> 01:03:51,259 - Hmm. - It's biodegradable. 1011 01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:53,461 Hey, would you mind passing me 1012 01:03:53,463 --> 01:03:56,865 some of that aloe Vera plant over there? 1013 01:03:56,867 --> 01:03:58,033 Thank you. 1014 01:04:03,372 --> 01:04:07,843 - You ok? - Yeah, I think I'm fine. 1015 01:04:07,845 --> 01:04:10,111 There it is. 1016 01:04:10,113 --> 01:04:11,413 Look at that. 1017 01:04:12,415 --> 01:04:15,383 Mother nature. 1018 01:04:15,385 --> 01:04:17,385 It works every time. 1019 01:04:20,189 --> 01:04:22,958 Hmm. 1020 01:04:24,026 --> 01:04:28,463 God. 1021 01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:32,100 Hey, would you happen to know nuad boran 1022 01:04:32,102 --> 01:04:34,336 massage therapy by any chance? 1023 01:04:34,338 --> 01:04:37,339 Uh, no. 1024 01:04:40,109 --> 01:04:41,243 Oh. 1025 01:04:42,945 --> 01:04:45,981 Ok, um. 1026 01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,087 You hear that? 1027 01:04:52,089 --> 01:04:53,622 It's mating season. 1028 01:04:53,624 --> 01:04:54,923 Oh. 1029 01:04:57,327 --> 01:04:58,593 You got it? 1030 01:04:58,595 --> 01:05:01,162 I think so, thank you. 1031 01:05:01,164 --> 01:05:03,231 You sure you're not headed the wrong way? 1032 01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:05,533 I'm heading home to my girls. 1033 01:05:05,535 --> 01:05:08,503 Maybe, but for how long? 1034 01:05:08,505 --> 01:05:09,638 What do you mean? 1035 01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:11,673 What do I mean? 1036 01:05:11,675 --> 01:05:14,309 What the hell are you talkin' about, Benny boy? 1037 01:05:14,311 --> 01:05:18,647 It's this zen crap he learns from his school. 1038 01:05:18,649 --> 01:05:20,916 Fine, I'll shoot straight. 1039 01:05:20,918 --> 01:05:23,084 Show some grit and get your wife back. 1040 01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:24,586 That's what your girls would want. 1041 01:05:26,590 --> 01:05:29,124 This baby Yoda here does make a lotta sense. 1042 01:05:29,126 --> 01:05:33,028 You're rollin' outta here madder 'n' a bobcat caught in a piss fire! 1043 01:05:33,030 --> 01:05:37,666 It seems to me the only real problem you got's you. 1044 01:05:37,668 --> 01:05:39,935 Oh, lotta people around here 1045 01:05:39,937 --> 01:05:44,139 sure have a lotta tidbits of wisdom they like to share. 1046 01:05:44,141 --> 01:05:45,640 We gotta lotta free time in the country, 1047 01:05:45,642 --> 01:05:47,409 time to ponder the deep shit. 1048 01:05:47,411 --> 01:05:51,012 Like, can god make a rock so big 1049 01:05:51,014 --> 01:05:53,548 that even he can't lift it? 1050 01:05:56,018 --> 01:05:58,219 Don't tell me if you know the answer. 1051 01:05:58,221 --> 01:06:00,021 I just love that question, 1052 01:06:00,023 --> 01:06:02,657 - that's a good one, innit? - -Yeah. 1053 01:06:04,060 --> 01:06:06,494 Good luck with your badges. 1054 01:06:06,496 --> 01:06:08,396 Thanks. 1055 01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:24,112 Guess people really do need to learn everything on their own. 1056 01:06:24,114 --> 01:06:28,149 True, he's ridin' a gravy train on biscuit wheels. 1057 01:06:28,151 --> 01:06:30,652 What does that even mean? 1058 01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,521 What do I mean? 1059 01:06:33,523 --> 01:06:37,459 Ok, yeah, where did you learn that? 1060 01:06:37,461 --> 01:06:41,363 Eh, a monk showed me this technique in Shanghai. 1061 01:06:41,365 --> 01:06:43,098 What were you doing there? 1062 01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:46,067 Just trying to sneak into Burma. 1063 01:06:46,069 --> 01:06:47,736 Oh, Burma? 1064 01:06:47,738 --> 01:06:49,270 Yeah, humanitarian support 1065 01:06:49,272 --> 01:06:53,208 for ethnically-oppressed people in the war zones. 1066 01:06:53,210 --> 01:06:55,310 That's amazing. 1067 01:06:55,312 --> 01:06:59,614 Well, if you're into that kinda stuff. 1068 01:06:59,616 --> 01:07:03,251 Mm. 1069 01:07:03,253 --> 01:07:06,388 I'll tell ya what, I'm gonna take a quick shower, 1070 01:07:06,390 --> 01:07:10,358 then we can head over to the beehives for a little tour. 1071 01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:12,060 Sounds great. 1072 01:07:13,329 --> 01:07:15,597 Which part? 1073 01:07:15,599 --> 01:07:19,067 Uh, I'll meet you at the beehives. 1074 01:07:20,169 --> 01:07:23,805 Shit, shit, shit, shit! 1075 01:07:23,807 --> 01:07:26,074 Son of a bitch! 1076 01:07:48,632 --> 01:07:50,632 No, no! 1077 01:08:33,210 --> 01:08:36,478 - Right over there. - Thank you, man. 1078 01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:51,459 Uh... 1079 01:08:56,732 --> 01:08:59,801 I ain't helpin' cover up another murder. 1080 01:08:59,803 --> 01:09:02,837 Oh, no, no, I just need a ride to the airport. 1081 01:09:02,839 --> 01:09:04,706 Dressed like that? 1082 01:09:04,708 --> 01:09:06,307 Ben sent me. 1083 01:09:07,543 --> 01:09:09,344 You got cash? 1084 01:09:09,346 --> 01:09:12,447 That's part of the problem. 1085 01:09:12,449 --> 01:09:14,349 I have this watch. 1086 01:09:18,587 --> 01:09:21,456 Get dressed, I'll get my keys. 1087 01:09:24,161 --> 01:09:26,728 No, I don't think I will kiss you, 1088 01:09:26,730 --> 01:09:28,663 although you need kissing badly. 1089 01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:29,731 See, that's what's wrong with you, 1090 01:09:29,733 --> 01:09:31,466 you should be kissed and often. 1091 01:09:31,468 --> 01:09:33,635 - Easy. - And by someone who knows how. 1092 01:09:33,637 --> 01:09:35,436 Gone with the wind. 1093 01:09:35,438 --> 01:09:37,772 You're good. 1094 01:09:37,774 --> 01:09:42,177 Ok, I mean, he went from totally geek to totally chic. 1095 01:09:42,179 --> 01:09:43,778 Uh, eh, another hint? 1096 01:09:43,780 --> 01:09:46,714 Oh, I, Kenneth is trying 1097 01:09:46,716 --> 01:09:48,283 to pull a Ronald Miller scam... 1098 01:09:48,285 --> 01:09:49,951 - can't buy me love. - -Yes! 1099 01:09:49,953 --> 01:09:52,353 - Another classic. - Oh! 1100 01:09:52,355 --> 01:09:54,689 Aw, there she is! 1101 01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:56,457 I, are we too close? 1102 01:09:56,459 --> 01:09:58,893 - No, we'll be fine here. - Ok. 1103 01:09:58,895 --> 01:10:02,230 Did you know 90 percent of bees are female? 1104 01:10:02,232 --> 01:10:03,865 They dance to communicate 1105 01:10:03,867 --> 01:10:06,467 the location of the closest nectar. 1106 01:10:06,469 --> 01:10:08,503 I didn't know that. 1107 01:10:16,879 --> 01:10:20,381 Your hands are so soft, but firm. 1108 01:10:20,383 --> 01:10:22,350 Are you a pianist? 1109 01:10:22,352 --> 01:10:24,252 I wish. 1110 01:10:24,254 --> 01:10:28,423 I was a writer, I'm not sure what I am now. 1111 01:10:28,425 --> 01:10:29,724 What you are and what you do 1112 01:10:29,726 --> 01:10:33,294 are two completely different things. 1113 01:10:34,964 --> 01:10:39,467 So you are at the very least a husband, father, son, 1114 01:10:39,469 --> 01:10:42,270 and, I assume, a friend to someone, 1115 01:10:42,272 --> 01:10:45,873 as well as being my strange passenger. 1116 01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:47,442 That's what you are. 1117 01:10:47,444 --> 01:10:49,978 What you do is play piano. 1118 01:10:49,980 --> 01:10:52,880 Uh, write, writer. 1119 01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:56,751 I thought you gave that up? 1120 01:10:58,387 --> 01:11:02,390 I see what you did there, pretty sneaky, sis! 1121 01:11:02,392 --> 01:11:06,728 Big difference between human doin' and human bein'. 1122 01:11:08,530 --> 01:11:11,966 Startin' to see where your grandson gets all his insight. 1123 01:11:11,968 --> 01:11:13,735 Sure as hell wasn't 1124 01:11:13,737 --> 01:11:17,305 from that hippie urban school. 1125 01:11:17,307 --> 01:11:19,540 How long you been hitched? 1126 01:11:19,542 --> 01:11:21,876 14, 15 years. 1127 01:11:21,878 --> 01:11:25,380 Ah, she put up with ya that long? 1128 01:11:25,382 --> 01:11:26,714 Huh, yeah. 1129 01:11:26,716 --> 01:11:28,750 She must be a good woman. 1130 01:11:28,752 --> 01:11:29,884 She is. 1131 01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:33,588 She is, all right. 1132 01:11:33,590 --> 01:11:34,989 Where is she now? 1133 01:11:37,527 --> 01:11:41,863 You know, people make seriously bad life-altering decisions 1134 01:11:41,865 --> 01:11:45,433 when they're trying to do instead of be. 1135 01:11:45,435 --> 01:11:47,368 If you lose somethin' important, 1136 01:11:47,370 --> 01:11:50,305 you'll live your whole life wishin' ya had it back. 1137 01:11:56,879 --> 01:12:00,615 What's gone is gone, can't bring it back! 1138 01:12:01,483 --> 01:12:06,087 Unless... 1139 01:12:06,089 --> 01:12:10,792 I was just messin' with ya! 1140 01:12:13,495 --> 01:12:16,664 You lost your sense of humor, too! 1141 01:12:20,003 --> 01:12:21,602 See those flowers over there? 1142 01:12:21,604 --> 01:12:24,806 - Yes. - The flashy petals, the scent, 1143 01:12:24,808 --> 01:12:27,342 designed to attract pollinators. 1144 01:12:27,344 --> 01:12:29,577 Step this way. 1145 01:12:29,579 --> 01:12:31,646 Bees sting ya in there. 1146 01:12:31,648 --> 01:12:34,415 Swimming in their own honey. 1147 01:12:36,552 --> 01:12:38,853 Worry not, honey, I'm trained. 1148 01:12:50,099 --> 01:12:51,999 Ah, hey, hey! 1149 01:12:52,001 --> 01:12:55,703 Looks like someone hit the jackpot! 1150 01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:57,705 Yeah, ok, please work, please work! 1151 01:12:57,707 --> 01:13:00,641 Come on, girls. 1152 01:13:00,643 --> 01:13:02,410 - Daddy! - Hey! 1153 01:13:02,412 --> 01:13:03,678 Hi, daddy! 1154 01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:06,647 Hey, girls, oh, I miss you so much! 1155 01:13:06,649 --> 01:13:08,883 - We miss you, too! - I love you! 1156 01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:11,919 - Listen, I'm comin' home early. - Yay, yes! 1157 01:13:11,921 --> 01:13:13,521 Wait, where's mommy? 1158 01:13:13,523 --> 01:13:16,824 Mom's still at green acres, 1159 01:13:16,826 --> 01:13:18,593 but she'll, she'll be back soon. 1160 01:13:18,595 --> 01:13:20,528 No, we don't want stepparents! 1161 01:13:20,530 --> 01:13:22,964 No, listen, I'm always gonna be... 1162 01:13:22,966 --> 01:13:25,066 kids in our class always get new dads. 1163 01:13:25,068 --> 01:13:26,534 - Yeah. - What? 1164 01:13:26,536 --> 01:13:28,469 Daddy, are you there? 1165 01:13:28,471 --> 01:13:33,040 Listen, listen, Molly, no, no, no! 1166 01:13:33,042 --> 01:13:35,610 Dammit, oh. 1167 01:13:35,612 --> 01:13:38,012 Did you say green acres? 1168 01:13:38,014 --> 01:13:39,647 Yeah. 1169 01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:42,517 Should be more like gigolo acres. 1170 01:13:42,519 --> 01:13:46,788 - What? - My no-good nephew runs that place. 1171 01:13:47,623 --> 01:13:49,624 So, you're telling me 1172 01:13:49,626 --> 01:13:51,659 Nate and Ben are related? 1173 01:13:51,661 --> 01:13:54,128 What'd you think, Ben's trespassing out there, 1174 01:13:54,130 --> 01:13:56,798 killing other people's pigs? 1175 01:13:56,800 --> 01:14:00,067 So why is the great Nate cortes no good? 1176 01:14:00,069 --> 01:14:01,869 Ha, cortes. 1177 01:14:01,871 --> 01:14:04,972 His real name is Nate Smith. 1178 01:14:04,974 --> 01:14:07,642 He lives in a condo in Dallas, 1179 01:14:07,644 --> 01:14:10,778 a- and he works in commercial real estate. 1180 01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:13,114 He's always losin' his shirt, 1181 01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:15,049 pourin' out that fake farmer shit 1182 01:14:15,051 --> 01:14:19,120 so he can impregnate the guests. 1183 01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:21,989 My wife is there with him right now. 1184 01:14:21,991 --> 01:14:24,459 - Really? - Yeah. 1185 01:14:24,461 --> 01:14:28,229 Well, it's not the first time he's been called daddy-o. 1186 01:14:33,536 --> 01:14:35,169 All right, we gotta go back. 1187 01:14:35,171 --> 01:14:36,771 We gotta go back, turn around! 1188 01:14:36,773 --> 01:14:38,840 Turn around, turn around, we have to go back! 1189 01:14:38,842 --> 01:14:41,943 - Please! - Now you're talkin', let's go get 'er! 1190 01:15:12,709 --> 01:15:15,042 Stop thinking about what I want, 1191 01:15:15,044 --> 01:15:18,713 what he wants, what your parents want! 1192 01:15:20,816 --> 01:15:22,750 What do you want? 1193 01:15:22,752 --> 01:15:25,953 Did you just quote the notebook? 1194 01:15:25,955 --> 01:15:27,722 Correct! 1195 01:15:30,159 --> 01:15:32,159 You can't live your live for everyone else, 1196 01:15:32,161 --> 01:15:34,295 you've got to do what's right for you, 1197 01:15:34,297 --> 01:15:37,565 even if it hurts some people you love. 1198 01:15:37,567 --> 01:15:38,699 More notebook. 1199 01:15:41,237 --> 01:15:43,037 You know I'm a gentleman, 1200 01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:45,606 and I don't want you to make any rash decisions 1201 01:15:45,608 --> 01:15:47,308 or anything like that, but you also know 1202 01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:51,612 there is some organic magic happening here. 1203 01:15:51,614 --> 01:15:54,215 Mm, organic magic. 1204 01:15:54,217 --> 01:15:57,118 Look, take all the time you want. 1205 01:15:57,120 --> 01:16:01,088 I can be patient for the soulmate of a lifetime, 1206 01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:04,825 but I, I hate to see a passionate, 1207 01:16:04,827 --> 01:16:07,161 under-cherished, beautiful woman like yourself 1208 01:16:07,163 --> 01:16:11,032 leave the woods only to discover she... 1209 01:16:11,034 --> 01:16:14,669 Never really took a chance at living. 1210 01:16:14,671 --> 01:16:16,637 I'll be in my tipi. 1211 01:16:18,674 --> 01:16:21,208 There's a tipi? 1212 01:16:28,952 --> 01:16:32,687 - That's as far as I go. - What, why? 1213 01:16:32,689 --> 01:16:37,224 Well, I still gotta see that lunk birthdays and holidays. 1214 01:16:37,226 --> 01:16:38,926 Understood. 1215 01:16:40,062 --> 01:16:41,195 Hey, 1216 01:16:43,332 --> 01:16:48,169 don't lose somethin' important focused on the wrong thing. 1217 01:16:48,171 --> 01:16:50,638 I get it, thank you. 1218 01:16:56,111 --> 01:16:58,379 Godspeed, piano man! 1219 01:17:16,999 --> 01:17:18,866 Amanda! 1220 01:17:23,406 --> 01:17:25,239 Amanda! 1221 01:17:28,211 --> 01:17:30,645 Hello, hello? 1222 01:17:32,014 --> 01:17:35,650 Amanda, are you up there? 1223 01:17:35,652 --> 01:17:39,420 Hello! 1224 01:17:43,793 --> 01:17:46,060 Oh, captain, my captain. 1225 01:17:46,962 --> 01:17:50,097 Amanda? 1226 01:18:02,412 --> 01:18:03,744 Have you seen Amanda? 1227 01:18:03,746 --> 01:18:05,346 She's with Nate! 1228 01:18:05,348 --> 01:18:07,915 Oh, I'm sorry. 1229 01:18:24,900 --> 01:18:27,401 I'm sorry, no looking, no looking! 1230 01:18:27,403 --> 01:18:29,003 Hey, hey, excuse us! 1231 01:18:29,005 --> 01:18:31,839 - Oh, bro, not cool! - Carry on! 1232 01:18:41,316 --> 01:18:42,483 Ok. 1233 01:19:28,331 --> 01:19:31,432 All right. 1234 01:19:59,995 --> 01:20:01,128 Amanda! 1235 01:20:02,430 --> 01:20:03,564 Amanda! 1236 01:20:06,368 --> 01:20:08,002 Where are you? 1237 01:20:45,174 --> 01:20:46,907 Hey, gorgeous! 1238 01:20:46,909 --> 01:20:49,276 I got these drums at taos pueblo when I was staying 1239 01:20:49,278 --> 01:20:51,412 - at the lemuria earthship. - Stop. 1240 01:21:01,457 --> 01:21:04,124 Stop playing now! 1241 01:21:32,321 --> 01:21:35,256 Amanda! 1242 01:21:37,927 --> 01:21:39,059 Jack? 1243 01:22:16,399 --> 01:22:17,965 Mmm. 1244 01:22:23,105 --> 01:22:27,141 You sang for me! 1245 01:22:27,976 --> 01:22:29,209 Yeah. 1246 01:22:29,211 --> 01:22:30,678 And you're up there! 1247 01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:34,014 I know, I don't know how I'm gonna get down. 1248 01:22:34,016 --> 01:22:38,152 No, I'm coming up, you climbed for me! 1249 01:22:44,660 --> 01:22:47,528 I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. 1250 01:22:47,530 --> 01:22:51,432 I'm sorry, too, I just I got caught up and all... 1251 01:22:51,434 --> 01:22:55,302 no, please, all I need are you and the girls. 1252 01:22:55,304 --> 01:22:57,504 I'll teach English, I'll clean bathrooms, 1253 01:22:57,506 --> 01:23:01,442 I don't care as long as I have you three. 1254 01:23:01,444 --> 01:23:03,577 Can you please forgive me? 1255 01:23:03,579 --> 01:23:07,448 Please, I've been such a complete jackass. 1256 01:23:09,618 --> 01:23:12,419 You sang to me. 1257 01:23:12,421 --> 01:23:13,620 And I'm not even drunk! 1258 01:23:17,659 --> 01:23:22,129 Hey, what happened to you, is that blood? 1259 01:23:22,131 --> 01:23:23,764 It's a long story. 1260 01:23:23,766 --> 01:23:27,401 Hey, Jack. 1261 01:23:29,637 --> 01:23:31,538 It's good to see ya, Jack. 1262 01:23:31,540 --> 01:23:33,474 Hey, Nate. 1263 01:23:33,476 --> 01:23:36,377 Yeah, Friday I'm in love! 1264 01:23:36,379 --> 01:23:38,379 You know, uh, 1265 01:23:38,381 --> 01:23:42,483 the townsfolk are even better than Wikipedia. 1266 01:23:45,620 --> 01:23:48,689 You should all Google Nathaniel Smith. 1267 01:23:48,691 --> 01:23:51,625 Oh, ok. All right, why don't we start over here, all right? 1268 01:23:51,627 --> 01:23:54,528 Both of you booked rooms for the long weekend. 1269 01:23:54,530 --> 01:23:57,131 Why don't I just, uh, let you fine folks be. 1270 01:23:57,133 --> 01:24:01,735 Is that what you have to do before you go back to your real home in Dallas? 1271 01:24:01,737 --> 01:24:06,573 Nate Smith, Mr. organic farm boy lives in the big d? 1272 01:24:06,575 --> 01:24:08,542 - Oh, ok! - No, thank you! 1273 01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:10,177 I'll be happy to give you the rest 1274 01:24:10,179 --> 01:24:15,182 of your stay here just free of charge, my treat. 1275 01:24:15,184 --> 01:24:19,219 Do you know the difference between fermentation and erosion? 1276 01:24:20,422 --> 01:24:21,588 Yes. 1277 01:24:22,223 --> 01:24:24,725 Oh, well, uh, 1278 01:24:24,727 --> 01:24:27,061 tell your nephew he owes me a badge. 1279 01:24:27,063 --> 01:24:28,695 Sure. 1280 01:24:28,697 --> 01:24:30,164 I'm telling Jordan to unfollow him 1281 01:24:30,166 --> 01:24:32,599 as soon as we get service. 1282 01:24:34,169 --> 01:24:36,303 - What was that about? - Whoa, wait, wait, wait. 1283 01:24:36,305 --> 01:24:39,173 So that's it, you're just gonna walk away, 1284 01:24:39,175 --> 01:24:41,175 like nothin' ever happened here? 1285 01:24:41,177 --> 01:24:44,111 He's not important, let it go. 1286 01:24:44,113 --> 01:24:45,579 Let it go, frozen. 1287 01:24:47,083 --> 01:24:49,416 Hey, you two should take the trailer. 1288 01:24:49,418 --> 01:24:51,785 We're gonna go on an overnight trip, we'll let you be. 1289 01:24:51,787 --> 01:24:55,089 - Oh, you don't have to... - well... 1290 01:24:55,091 --> 01:24:57,691 no, it's our pleasure, we were leaving anyways. 1291 01:24:57,693 --> 01:24:59,526 Abe promised me a pet pig. 1292 01:24:59,528 --> 01:25:01,728 Yeah, babe's gettin' a babe! 1293 01:25:01,730 --> 01:25:04,264 Be really careful. 1294 01:25:04,266 --> 01:25:06,233 You kids enjoy. 1295 01:25:06,235 --> 01:25:07,768 Solid advice. 1296 01:25:10,306 --> 01:25:12,372 Sure you're ok? 1297 01:25:12,374 --> 01:25:17,878 Yeah, better than I've been in... forever. 1298 01:25:20,116 --> 01:25:22,416 You can tell me about it later, 1299 01:25:22,418 --> 01:25:26,120 but for now, no more talking. 1300 01:26:04,325 --> 01:26:06,894 Still up, professor? 1301 01:26:06,896 --> 01:26:08,729 I don't think you get that title 1302 01:26:08,731 --> 01:26:11,798 teaching fifth grade English. 1303 01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:14,268 Are you starting a new book? 1304 01:26:14,270 --> 01:26:15,869 A blog actually. 1305 01:26:15,871 --> 01:26:17,905 A typewritten blog? 1306 01:26:17,907 --> 01:26:20,707 Yeah, it's all the rage. 1307 01:26:22,844 --> 01:26:24,378 I love you. 1308 01:26:25,313 --> 01:26:26,880 I love you, too.