1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,968 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:30,521 --> 00:00:32,455 Mitch? 3 00:00:32,457 --> 00:00:33,489 Mitch, run! 4 00:00:33,491 --> 00:00:35,358 It's gonna blow up! 5 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:36,826 Run! 6 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:39,730 Meet Ben Zagger Zagowski. 7 00:00:39,732 --> 00:00:42,865 This frightened man-child has become 8 00:00:42,867 --> 00:00:47,770 the envy of Green Bay super fans everywhere. 9 00:00:50,909 --> 00:00:52,975 Packer fans are Packer fans for life. 10 00:00:52,977 --> 00:00:54,911 My whole life I've been a Packers fan. 11 00:00:54,913 --> 00:00:56,612 My whole life. 12 00:00:56,614 --> 00:00:58,881 Fans of any team in the world 13 00:00:58,883 --> 00:01:01,518 have a thirst to wear their colors 14 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:05,724 bigger, better and louder than any other. 15 00:01:05,726 --> 00:01:08,626 This hat has been with me a long time. 16 00:01:08,628 --> 00:01:10,060 Until it completely falls apart, 17 00:01:10,062 --> 00:01:11,563 it's gonna be with me at the games. 18 00:01:11,565 --> 00:01:13,597 It's just really fun, and seeing him, 19 00:01:13,599 --> 00:01:17,135 like, scream at the TV, it's hilarious. 20 00:01:17,137 --> 00:01:19,804 Expecting those closest to them 21 00:01:19,806 --> 00:01:25,043 to join in the journey or suffer the consequences. 22 00:01:25,045 --> 00:01:27,645 I thank God I'm not married to my ex-wife 23 00:01:27,647 --> 00:01:30,148 and I'm married to my lovely current wife 24 00:01:30,150 --> 00:01:31,751 because of the Packers. 25 00:01:31,753 --> 00:01:32,852 There are game days when I don't even 26 00:01:32,854 --> 00:01:34,653 want to be around her, 27 00:01:34,655 --> 00:01:36,989 because of how out-of-bounds she gets 28 00:01:36,991 --> 00:01:39,392 with her passion for the team. 29 00:01:40,962 --> 00:01:44,597 Zagger's desire to be a fan among fans 30 00:01:44,599 --> 00:01:49,836 propelled him to implement his parking lot living room. 31 00:01:49,838 --> 00:01:52,639 This proximity allowed him to be 32 00:01:52,641 --> 00:01:55,642 as close to the action as possible, 33 00:01:55,644 --> 00:01:57,911 proving his commitment. 34 00:01:57,913 --> 00:02:01,914 Zagger would always have his teammates by his side. 35 00:02:01,916 --> 00:02:05,818 In attendance was his only friend, Polano, 36 00:02:05,820 --> 00:02:09,956 a rare Bears fan living behind enemy lines, 37 00:02:09,958 --> 00:02:12,827 as well as Zagger's sister, Debbie, 38 00:02:12,829 --> 00:02:14,862 the smart one in the family. 39 00:02:14,864 --> 00:02:19,534 But most notably was his fiancé, Amy Etzman. 40 00:02:19,536 --> 00:02:22,636 Not her. Ah, there she is. 41 00:02:22,638 --> 00:02:26,940 When Zagger proposed to her eight years ago, 42 00:02:26,942 --> 00:02:31,212 he forever brought her into his world of super fan. 43 00:02:31,214 --> 00:02:33,513 Go Pack, Go! 44 00:02:33,515 --> 00:02:37,786 And she brought him into her world of the employed, 45 00:02:37,788 --> 00:02:40,555 obtaining him a job in the shipping department 46 00:02:40,557 --> 00:02:42,891 at the company where she worked. 47 00:02:42,893 --> 00:02:45,597 Polano, post route. 48 00:02:46,864 --> 00:02:48,630 I got it! 49 00:02:48,632 --> 00:02:51,834 The future looked bright for Zagger, 50 00:02:51,836 --> 00:02:54,102 but the road for Zagger to become 51 00:02:54,104 --> 00:02:57,238 this legendary symbol of fandom 52 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:00,810 was wrought with great sacrifice, struggle, 53 00:03:00,812 --> 00:03:02,978 and commitment. 54 00:03:11,156 --> 00:03:15,257 Okay, can I look now? It's really hot back here. 55 00:03:15,259 --> 00:03:17,727 I know, the center of my back is always hot. 56 00:03:17,729 --> 00:03:19,529 - Yeah. - I have hot back. 57 00:03:19,531 --> 00:03:21,864 - Yeah, you do. - Okay, keep your eyes closed. 58 00:03:21,866 --> 00:03:23,735 - Okay. - Okay. 59 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:25,639 All right. 60 00:03:26,806 --> 00:03:28,607 Oh, gosh. 61 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:33,076 Okay, look. 62 00:03:33,078 --> 00:03:36,116 Oh, my gosh. We did it? 63 00:03:41,119 --> 00:03:42,686 You're not following the 64 00:03:42,688 --> 00:03:44,054 no-sexual-touching-in-the-office policy. 65 00:03:44,056 --> 00:03:45,723 Remember that weird meeting 66 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,791 after the Jablonski/Karen incident? 67 00:03:47,793 --> 00:03:50,228 Karen, cut it out. You're gonna send him back to therapy. 68 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:53,831 - Holy balls, I love you. - Holy balls, I love you. 69 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:55,967 Holy balls, I'd rather watch you make out. 70 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:58,169 Polano, we did it. We finally have enough 71 00:03:58,171 --> 00:03:59,638 money to get married. 72 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,139 Aw, you two are getting married 73 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:02,873 and Tracey and I are getting a divorce. 74 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:04,642 The world is balanced. 75 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:06,577 My grandma sent us a check for 350 bucks, 76 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:07,979 and that puts us over the mark. 77 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,547 Okay, so is it real this time 78 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:11,248 or do you want me to react the same way I did 79 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:13,018 the past five times you told me? 80 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,653 It's so for real that I'll even let you 81 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:16,822 - bang one of my bridesmaids. - Oh. 82 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:18,823 Once your divorce is final. 83 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:22,027 Oh, thank you, Amy. Thank you. 84 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,930 Oh, time. Time, time, time. 85 00:04:23,932 --> 00:04:26,332 - We gotta go. Let's go. - Oh, I do have one question. 86 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:28,601 How is it that the only Bears fan in Green Bay 87 00:04:28,603 --> 00:04:31,337 wins tickets to a closed Pack practice? 88 00:04:31,339 --> 00:04:33,039 - Karma. - Mm-hm. 89 00:04:33,041 --> 00:04:35,775 - And phony raffle tickets. - There you... 90 00:04:35,777 --> 00:04:38,845 I get it. The voice is because I'm Italian. 91 00:04:38,847 --> 00:04:40,681 I'm only going because you're my best friend, 92 00:04:40,683 --> 00:04:43,083 and I'm gonna email everything I see to Lovie Smith. 93 00:04:43,085 --> 00:04:45,718 - Ooh! - I love you, lover. 94 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:46,955 I love you. 95 00:04:48,222 --> 00:04:51,691 Oh, babe? What about your work? 96 00:04:51,693 --> 00:04:54,961 Go Pack, go! Half day, bitches! 97 00:04:54,963 --> 00:04:56,798 Damn it, Karen! 98 00:04:59,702 --> 00:05:01,037 Two seconds. 99 00:05:03,939 --> 00:05:06,106 I know if it was my team, I'd want to go straight there. 100 00:05:06,108 --> 00:05:08,009 I'm not going to a practice without my stats binder. 101 00:05:08,011 --> 00:05:10,948 Oh, while you're in there, try and find your testicles. 102 00:05:13,382 --> 00:05:17,050 Dad, make sure you don't weld the wrong crack. 103 00:05:17,052 --> 00:05:19,252 What? There's only one crack in this... 104 00:05:19,254 --> 00:05:22,255 Oh, you mean my butt crack. 105 00:05:22,257 --> 00:05:25,160 - Funny. Good one. - Where's my stats binder? 106 00:05:25,162 --> 00:05:27,796 Hey, uh, so are you two excited? 107 00:05:27,798 --> 00:05:29,231 Oh yeah, of course. 108 00:05:29,233 --> 00:05:31,032 I mean Polano just wants to get out of work. 109 00:05:31,034 --> 00:05:33,969 No, I am talking about you and Amy and the wedding. 110 00:05:33,971 --> 00:05:36,304 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're, she's, she's pumped about it. 111 00:05:36,306 --> 00:05:38,273 - Have you seen it? - Did you agree on 112 00:05:38,275 --> 00:05:40,042 the, um, color scheme? 113 00:05:40,044 --> 00:05:43,011 Oh, how about the invites? Did you get those yet? 114 00:05:43,013 --> 00:05:45,147 Or better yet, a save-the-date. 115 00:05:45,149 --> 00:05:48,718 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ma. I know, okay? But where is it? 116 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:53,626 If I don't have the binder, it will affect the whole season. 117 00:06:02,066 --> 00:06:04,000 You knew where it was the whole time. 118 00:06:04,002 --> 00:06:06,735 Don't forget. You and Amy work well together. 119 00:06:06,737 --> 00:06:08,672 You'll make a great team. 120 00:06:08,674 --> 00:06:10,706 Hey, I got a great idea for your save-the-date card. 121 00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:12,308 Look, even your father's serious about it. 122 00:06:12,310 --> 00:06:16,847 You could put an R after the V, like Favre. 123 00:06:16,849 --> 00:06:19,849 Then people might think that they should savor the date, 124 00:06:19,851 --> 00:06:21,318 but I like what you're thinking. 125 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,119 Don't savor the date. 126 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:25,121 Just save the date like a normal person. 127 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:28,058 I can't make any promises, Ma, but I'll definitely try. 128 00:06:28,060 --> 00:06:29,193 - I gotta go, okay? I love you. - Okay. 129 00:06:29,195 --> 00:06:30,794 - Please, please. - Yeah. 130 00:06:30,796 --> 00:06:31,861 Just take this seriously, Ben, please? 131 00:06:31,863 --> 00:06:33,731 - I will. - Okay. 132 00:06:33,733 --> 00:06:35,701 - Go Pack, go! - Go Pack, go! 133 00:06:35,703 --> 00:06:37,037 Go Pack, go. 134 00:06:39,806 --> 00:06:42,273 - Guess what? - What? 135 00:06:42,275 --> 00:06:43,677 We set a date! 136 00:06:44,912 --> 00:06:46,711 Should I react the same way I did 137 00:06:46,713 --> 00:06:48,713 the last five times or something different? 138 00:06:48,715 --> 00:06:50,215 No, something different. 139 00:06:50,217 --> 00:06:52,817 Listen girl, I love my brother like he was, 140 00:06:52,819 --> 00:06:55,287 well, my brother, but you deserve someone 141 00:06:55,289 --> 00:06:57,321 who is considerate and who has their shit together 142 00:06:57,323 --> 00:07:00,459 and who showers and puts your needs above theirs. 143 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:02,327 Hang on, I gotta take this. 144 00:07:02,329 --> 00:07:05,130 Amy, I'm sorry to be the hard-ass new boss, 145 00:07:05,132 --> 00:07:07,733 it's just I need you to... 146 00:07:07,735 --> 00:07:09,904 Oh, you're on the phone. 147 00:07:19,848 --> 00:07:21,850 - Are you on hold? - Yeah. 148 00:07:25,787 --> 00:07:27,487 No, you know what? I'm gonna take care of it. 149 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,189 It's not that big a deal. 150 00:07:29,191 --> 00:07:30,456 You have every right to be on the phone. 151 00:07:30,458 --> 00:07:33,362 You have as much right as a man. 152 00:07:34,530 --> 00:07:35,963 Okay. 153 00:07:35,965 --> 00:07:37,765 To get in my Butkus. 154 00:07:37,767 --> 00:07:38,902 Oh, hey. 155 00:07:39,768 --> 00:07:41,434 What's so funny? 156 00:07:41,436 --> 00:07:44,938 Uh, one of our clients got denied parole. 157 00:07:44,940 --> 00:07:46,907 - Oh. - Anyway, what were 158 00:07:46,909 --> 00:07:49,810 we talking about? Um, oh yeah, what a piece 159 00:07:49,812 --> 00:07:52,213 - of shit my brother is. - He's not. 160 00:07:52,215 --> 00:07:54,882 He even said he had a little surprise for me later. 161 00:07:54,884 --> 00:07:56,851 The only time my brother surprises anyone 162 00:07:56,853 --> 00:08:00,053 is when he acts like an adult, and I have yet to be surprised. 163 00:08:04,261 --> 00:08:07,995 You realize we're watching practice, right? 164 00:08:07,997 --> 00:08:09,997 Dude, when third string is running 165 00:08:09,999 --> 00:08:12,902 Gun Normal-Y-Flex-Tight on first down scenarios, 166 00:08:12,904 --> 00:08:16,472 they are confident. The depth chart is solid. 167 00:08:16,474 --> 00:08:19,340 I think they are big game capable this season. 168 00:08:19,342 --> 00:08:21,075 Yeah, well, the conference championship 169 00:08:21,077 --> 00:08:23,044 is running right through Chicago, 170 00:08:23,046 --> 00:08:24,813 - obviously. - No. No, no. 171 00:08:24,815 --> 00:08:27,183 I forecasted the Bears to finish sub 500 172 00:08:27,185 --> 00:08:28,883 due to lack of run support. 173 00:08:28,885 --> 00:08:31,820 So, what's the surprise for Amy tonight? 174 00:08:31,822 --> 00:08:34,022 Oh, I'm gonna put a deposit down 175 00:08:34,024 --> 00:08:37,460 at that really nice Bayfront resort for the reception. 176 00:08:37,462 --> 00:08:39,229 - Nice. - Right? 177 00:08:39,231 --> 00:08:40,496 Love the cheese curds there. 178 00:08:40,498 --> 00:08:43,401 Whoop, sorry. Whoops, my bad. 179 00:08:45,069 --> 00:08:47,903 Mark Tauscher, right tackle. 180 00:08:47,905 --> 00:08:51,374 The 224th pick of the seventh round of the 2000 draft, 181 00:08:51,376 --> 00:08:54,211 born June 17th, 1977 in Auburndale, Wisconsin. 182 00:08:54,213 --> 00:08:59,249 Wears a size 15 shoe, favorite movie is Kindergarten Cop. 183 00:08:59,251 --> 00:09:04,922 Can you, uh, can you sign, can you sign, sign this for me? 184 00:09:04,924 --> 00:09:08,359 75 man roster, hand-written. Uh, yeah, sure. 185 00:09:08,361 --> 00:09:11,562 Can you make it out to Miss Hot Back? 186 00:09:11,564 --> 00:09:15,899 - Miss Hot Back. - That's my wife. 187 00:09:15,901 --> 00:09:16,936 Fiancé. 188 00:09:18,438 --> 00:09:20,270 - I'm sure you'll figure it out. - Yeah. 189 00:09:20,272 --> 00:09:23,406 - We are figuring it out, and... - Yeah, Bears. 190 00:09:23,408 --> 00:09:26,144 Uh, does anyone ever call you The Tausch Mahal? 191 00:09:26,146 --> 00:09:29,548 - That's not funny. - Uh, no. 192 00:09:29,550 --> 00:09:35,556 Yeah, he does open mics, stand-up, so down, uh... 193 00:09:36,422 --> 00:09:37,289 - Yeah. - Yeah. 194 00:09:37,291 --> 00:09:38,457 - Good. - Good. 195 00:09:38,459 --> 00:09:41,126 All right, yes. So, uh, so yeah, 196 00:09:41,128 --> 00:09:43,160 keep stepping in the bucket. Pullin', pullin' and crushin', 197 00:09:43,162 --> 00:09:45,030 active feet, elbows in. 198 00:09:45,032 --> 00:09:47,937 Sure. Will do. Take care. 199 00:09:50,672 --> 00:09:54,206 He's huge. 200 00:09:54,208 --> 00:09:56,342 I don't know what his problem was. 201 00:09:56,344 --> 00:09:58,011 I thought Tausch Mahal was gold. 202 00:09:58,013 --> 00:10:01,550 Could this day get any better? 203 00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:15,195 Are you boys lost? 204 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:17,498 Dumb? Or both? 205 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,099 This house for sale? 206 00:10:19,101 --> 00:10:21,969 No, the house in China directly under us, 207 00:10:21,971 --> 00:10:23,470 through the Earth. 208 00:10:23,472 --> 00:10:26,673 As in somebody could buy it 209 00:10:26,675 --> 00:10:30,646 and live in it, right next to... 210 00:10:32,682 --> 00:10:35,482 People don't give up these houses. 211 00:10:35,484 --> 00:10:37,519 I got a few questions for ya. 212 00:10:37,521 --> 00:10:40,522 First, what's your name, old-timer? 213 00:10:40,524 --> 00:10:44,125 - Rick Warner. - Okay, that was an easy one. 214 00:10:44,127 --> 00:10:47,995 Second question, what is your deal? 215 00:10:47,997 --> 00:10:50,432 I'm too old for this craziness. 216 00:10:50,434 --> 00:10:52,333 I'm moving to Florida. 217 00:10:52,335 --> 00:10:54,436 You boys interested in the house or what? 218 00:10:54,438 --> 00:10:58,206 Ah, hey. I'll ask the questions here, Rick. 219 00:10:58,208 --> 00:10:59,674 Final question, is it required 220 00:10:59,676 --> 00:11:02,077 for all old people to move to Florida? 221 00:11:04,715 --> 00:11:05,683 Huddle. 222 00:11:07,285 --> 00:11:10,052 Think about it. No more parking lot living room. 223 00:11:10,054 --> 00:11:12,288 We could have an actual living room. 224 00:11:12,290 --> 00:11:15,223 It would be like the 40, the 50, The Sixty, 225 00:11:15,225 --> 00:11:17,693 The Sixty Yard Line, that's what we'll call it. 226 00:11:17,695 --> 00:11:19,661 The Sixty Yard Line. 227 00:11:19,663 --> 00:11:21,230 Aren't your funds a little tied up at the moment? 228 00:11:21,232 --> 00:11:24,601 No. Yes. Maybe. 229 00:11:24,603 --> 00:11:26,670 But this is perfect for Amy and I. 230 00:11:26,672 --> 00:11:29,506 It's perfect for me. I can get divorce-drunk here. 231 00:11:29,508 --> 00:11:31,775 I mean Amy likes the Pack. 232 00:11:31,777 --> 00:11:33,477 Yeah. 233 00:11:33,479 --> 00:11:39,152 But she also really wants the wedding really bad. 234 00:11:41,019 --> 00:11:44,721 Yeah. Okay, ready? Break! 235 00:11:44,723 --> 00:11:46,790 Ugh, I'm sorry, but I just, I can't do it... 236 00:11:46,792 --> 00:11:50,697 Hey, Rick! What's up, fellas? 237 00:11:52,731 --> 00:11:54,632 ...wait to become a home-owner. 238 00:11:54,634 --> 00:11:57,035 - I'll take it. - Ahman, man! 239 00:11:57,037 --> 00:11:59,670 You haven't said one word about the practice today. 240 00:11:59,672 --> 00:12:02,672 - Did our offense look tight? - Oh, yeah. It was real tight. 241 00:12:02,674 --> 00:12:05,642 It was like jeans-out-of-the-dryer tight. 242 00:12:05,644 --> 00:12:09,613 They ran a lot of slot plays. Green Right, Strong Slot two. 243 00:12:09,615 --> 00:12:12,283 Go left. Uh, Y Banana. 244 00:12:12,285 --> 00:12:15,153 It's fun to just say slot and Y Banana, 245 00:12:15,155 --> 00:12:17,489 in the same sentence and not make it sound dirty? 246 00:12:17,491 --> 00:12:20,826 Right. Right. Go right, go right. 247 00:12:20,828 --> 00:12:22,494 - Oh, gosh. - Right. 248 00:12:22,496 --> 00:12:24,495 I'm sorry, I got confused with the plays. 249 00:12:24,497 --> 00:12:28,469 And I got you this. 250 00:12:30,371 --> 00:12:32,370 Oh, my gosh! 251 00:12:32,372 --> 00:12:34,773 - Wait, who? - Tauscher. 252 00:12:34,775 --> 00:12:36,609 I love him, his hair. 253 00:12:36,611 --> 00:12:39,711 And while we were there, Ahman Green rode right by, 254 00:12:39,713 --> 00:12:41,581 and guess what he said? 255 00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:44,650 He looked right at us, and he's like, "What's up, fellas?" 256 00:12:44,652 --> 00:12:48,554 - Go right. - What is this little surprise? 257 00:12:48,556 --> 00:12:50,756 - Close your eyes. - I'm driving. 258 00:12:50,758 --> 00:12:53,428 - Perfect, do it anyways. - No. 259 00:12:54,429 --> 00:12:55,562 Pull in here. 260 00:12:55,564 --> 00:12:57,699 Right here, this is it. 261 00:13:02,839 --> 00:13:05,172 Come on, come on. 262 00:13:05,174 --> 00:13:08,108 - What's going on? - Just don't speak. 263 00:13:08,110 --> 00:13:09,610 I know just what you're thinking. 264 00:13:09,612 --> 00:13:12,179 Don't give me the No Doubt treatment. 265 00:13:12,181 --> 00:13:13,646 What's going on? 266 00:13:13,648 --> 00:13:15,551 Okay. Just wait. 267 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:21,488 - How do you have a key? - Shh. 268 00:13:21,490 --> 00:13:23,393 No talking. 269 00:13:24,695 --> 00:13:25,559 What? 270 00:13:30,366 --> 00:13:33,170 Oh, you're too, oh, sorry. 271 00:13:43,412 --> 00:13:45,483 First back here. 272 00:13:46,850 --> 00:13:51,255 Okay, so there's this, huh? 273 00:13:54,391 --> 00:13:56,461 Okay, now back inside. 274 00:13:58,362 --> 00:13:59,430 So... 275 00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:02,431 Right? 276 00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:05,167 Oh, oh, I can speak now? 277 00:14:05,169 --> 00:14:08,336 Oh, yeah. I mean I just, I was thinking, 278 00:14:08,338 --> 00:14:09,872 I love you, and... 279 00:14:09,874 --> 00:14:11,741 So glad that you came to that conclusion. 280 00:14:11,743 --> 00:14:15,278 And holy balls, I want to marry you. 281 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,913 - But... - But? 282 00:14:16,915 --> 00:14:18,614 Just hold on. 283 00:14:18,616 --> 00:14:20,850 If we get married while we're still in our apartment, 284 00:14:20,852 --> 00:14:24,555 are we really taking our relationship to the next level, 285 00:14:24,557 --> 00:14:28,392 which is what we both want, right? 286 00:14:28,394 --> 00:14:33,397 But if we buy a house together, 287 00:14:33,399 --> 00:14:36,303 that's huge. 288 00:14:36,869 --> 00:14:39,203 Ben. 289 00:14:39,205 --> 00:14:42,242 What did you do? 290 00:14:44,477 --> 00:14:47,412 Did you buy this house? 291 00:14:47,414 --> 00:14:49,216 Surprise! 292 00:14:51,617 --> 00:14:54,485 This is the little surprise that you were talking about? 293 00:14:54,487 --> 00:14:55,753 No. 294 00:14:55,755 --> 00:14:57,521 - Yes. - Ben! 295 00:14:57,523 --> 00:15:00,793 - Maybe? - What? What? 296 00:15:00,795 --> 00:15:02,227 - Listen. - What? 297 00:15:02,229 --> 00:15:04,395 I have it all planned out. 298 00:15:04,397 --> 00:15:06,799 This is a place for our family, too. 299 00:15:06,801 --> 00:15:08,967 We can start a family. 300 00:15:08,969 --> 00:15:12,938 Right there is where our son strong safety, Teddy Zagowski, 301 00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:14,807 will take his first steps. 302 00:15:14,809 --> 00:15:16,942 And then right there is where our daughter, 303 00:15:16,944 --> 00:15:20,679 first female General Manager, Juliette Zagowski, 304 00:15:20,681 --> 00:15:22,747 will learn to assess the draft. 305 00:15:22,749 --> 00:15:25,352 And right out back in the yard is where... 306 00:15:25,354 --> 00:15:27,454 - Surprise! - Oh, my gosh! 307 00:15:27,456 --> 00:15:29,421 My god, dude! Come on! 308 00:15:29,423 --> 00:15:31,358 - Congratulations! - Geez! 309 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,359 Geez, I almost... 310 00:15:33,361 --> 00:15:35,262 - What are you doing here? - I woulda blocked it. 311 00:15:35,264 --> 00:15:37,664 Ah, I just wanted to be here for the big moment. 312 00:15:37,666 --> 00:15:39,799 Plus, Tracey keeps going by my apartment 313 00:15:39,801 --> 00:15:41,700 asking about her red sweater, 314 00:15:41,702 --> 00:15:45,807 which I don't have because I burned it in a fit of rage. 315 00:15:49,578 --> 00:15:50,613 Welp... 316 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:58,286 I'll leave you two lovebirds to the new nest. 317 00:15:58,288 --> 00:15:59,856 Norwegian corner. 318 00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:05,759 So, what do you think? 319 00:16:05,761 --> 00:16:09,830 Please tell me that you robbed a bank or won the lottery. 320 00:16:09,832 --> 00:16:11,299 Oh, we're still gonna have a wedding. 321 00:16:11,301 --> 00:16:12,466 We're gonna have a wedding. 322 00:16:12,468 --> 00:16:13,935 Don't, don't worry about that. 323 00:16:13,937 --> 00:16:15,836 I'll start saving again, and, and besides, 324 00:16:15,838 --> 00:16:18,340 we can use the house for the wedding. 325 00:16:18,342 --> 00:16:22,043 We could put the, the, um, the Tabernacle, 326 00:16:22,045 --> 00:16:25,480 chuppah thing on the back deck, 327 00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:28,049 and the house is a wedding venue. 328 00:16:28,051 --> 00:16:31,622 - It's called an altar. - Altar! That's it. 329 00:16:34,525 --> 00:16:36,525 I guess the house is kind of cute. 330 00:16:36,527 --> 00:16:37,393 Yes! 331 00:16:47,738 --> 00:16:49,938 Don't tell Tracey about the sweater. 332 00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:56,048 Perfect. 333 00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:58,017 All right. 334 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:04,854 Brown drops back, 335 00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:06,090 gets going down the left 336 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:07,757 side line for eight yards. 337 00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:10,127 Nick Shommer makes the stop for Tennessee, 338 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:12,563 and the Packers are starting to see a little light 339 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,835 for this offense in the second half. 340 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:24,375 This is not where I imagined getting drunk. 341 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,876 Tiny TV, scented candles. 342 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:29,147 There are birds everywhere in this place. 343 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,914 Amy says it fits our age. 344 00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:33,985 - And where's your chair? - Around. 345 00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:35,853 This place looks like Pier One Imports 346 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,358 took a pure deuce export. 347 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,961 - And what does that mean? - She loves it. 348 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:47,031 But do you Live, Laugh, Love it? 349 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:50,402 You know, it's words. 350 00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:54,006 Oh, my God. Dude, this is your house, too. 351 00:17:54,008 --> 00:17:56,075 Where is the pride for those green and gold wimps 352 00:17:56,077 --> 00:17:57,742 you call The Pack? 353 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,044 Oh, you mean the 12 time champions? 354 00:17:59,046 --> 00:18:00,645 - Yeah. - That just scored. 355 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,114 That kid is sick. 356 00:18:02,116 --> 00:18:03,681 I don't know how you see that in that TV. 357 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,117 They're... It's fine, I can see it. 358 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,886 What are you, this is pre-season. 359 00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:10,588 - Hey, love. - My dad gave us some venison. 360 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,626 - You bums want any or no? - Yes. 361 00:18:13,628 --> 00:18:15,461 - Yes. - With a side 362 00:18:15,463 --> 00:18:17,963 of Verbena Lemongrass candles, please Amy, thanks. 363 00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:19,932 - How'd you know that scent? - How did you know that scent? 364 00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:21,768 That is not important right now. 365 00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:24,136 What happened to the idea of The Sixty Yard Line? 366 00:18:24,138 --> 00:18:27,106 You own a house next to Lambeau Field, 367 00:18:27,108 --> 00:18:29,542 and there is no football stuff in here. 368 00:18:29,544 --> 00:18:31,978 Where is the football? 369 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,847 I suppose we could get a couple of football things. 370 00:18:34,849 --> 00:18:36,719 Are you serious? 371 00:18:37,787 --> 00:18:39,720 You'd be cool with that? 372 00:18:39,722 --> 00:18:41,122 - Sure. - Yes, awesome. 373 00:18:41,124 --> 00:18:43,491 - Navy blue and orange. - Green and gold! 374 00:18:43,493 --> 00:18:45,963 - Don't be dumb. - Promise me less pillows. 375 00:18:50,966 --> 00:18:53,067 I realize I've only been 376 00:18:53,069 --> 00:18:55,536 regional manager here for about a week, 377 00:18:55,538 --> 00:18:57,838 but, uh, you've already stood out 378 00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,875 as a valuable asset to this company. 379 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:03,479 - Oh. - You're very professional. 380 00:19:03,481 --> 00:19:05,079 You're well-respected. 381 00:19:05,081 --> 00:19:08,884 I guess you haven't seen my arrest record. 382 00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,021 I don't... 383 00:19:12,590 --> 00:19:14,792 A sense of humor to boot. 384 00:19:16,694 --> 00:19:19,895 I think many of our employees could learn a lot from you. 385 00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:22,530 Polano, hit me! I'm wide! 386 00:19:22,532 --> 00:19:26,472 Oh! Gosh, what an interesting read. 387 00:19:29,841 --> 00:19:33,675 It's an interesting write, actually. 388 00:19:33,677 --> 00:19:35,211 - No. - Yeah. 389 00:19:35,213 --> 00:19:38,047 - You wrote that? - Yeah. 390 00:19:38,049 --> 00:19:39,715 Yeah, I teach a weekend course 391 00:19:39,717 --> 00:19:43,520 on women's study at Saint Norbert's. 392 00:19:43,522 --> 00:19:46,924 Oh. It's like a hobby of yours or? 393 00:19:46,926 --> 00:19:50,261 I mean, you know, macramé is a hobby. 394 00:19:50,263 --> 00:19:53,030 Model trains, that's a hobby. 395 00:19:53,032 --> 00:19:57,834 Vegetarianism, hobby. But, recognizing the struggle 396 00:19:57,836 --> 00:20:01,938 of your historically oppressed gender, 397 00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:03,909 that's a way of life. 398 00:20:09,982 --> 00:20:12,684 I always wanted to scuba dive. 399 00:20:12,686 --> 00:20:14,755 What's stopping you? 400 00:20:16,957 --> 00:20:20,190 Dude, hit the hands. 401 00:20:20,192 --> 00:20:21,927 You missed my open mic on Tuesday night. 402 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,861 - Damn. - The other two comics, 403 00:20:23,863 --> 00:20:25,897 - like, laughed a few times. - My bad, I'm sorry. 404 00:20:25,899 --> 00:20:27,831 I'll make it to one eventually, I promise. 405 00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:30,802 And when are we gonna make up The Sixty Yard... 406 00:20:30,804 --> 00:20:32,704 - What's up, Amy? - Hey, sweetie, okay. 407 00:20:32,706 --> 00:20:35,574 Um, there's something that I need to talk to you about. 408 00:20:35,576 --> 00:20:36,842 Oh, gosh, please tell me that Donald Driver 409 00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,209 did not get hurt in practice. 410 00:20:38,211 --> 00:20:40,580 No, gosh, no. No, no, no, no, no. 411 00:20:40,582 --> 00:20:42,180 No, Greg wants me to go with him 412 00:20:42,182 --> 00:20:44,816 to represent the company at the graphics expo. 413 00:20:44,818 --> 00:20:46,686 That son of a bitch! 414 00:20:46,688 --> 00:20:48,286 It's a good thing, he sees potential in me. 415 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:49,889 - Oh, I like that guy. - Here's the thing, though. 416 00:20:49,891 --> 00:20:53,059 It's this weekend in Milwaukee. 417 00:20:53,061 --> 00:20:54,826 Not this weekend. 418 00:20:54,828 --> 00:20:58,264 It's the home opener in our new house. 419 00:20:58,266 --> 00:20:59,865 I know, but here's the thing. 420 00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:01,101 Like, it could be really good for my career. 421 00:21:01,103 --> 00:21:02,635 Yeah, that's true. 422 00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:04,036 You should go to Milwaukee this weekend. 423 00:21:04,038 --> 00:21:05,639 No, it's home opener. 424 00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:08,708 We have to park the cars and we'll be grillin'. 425 00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:10,343 - Yes! - Oh, gosh. 426 00:21:10,345 --> 00:21:12,079 - Go, have fun. - Yeah? 427 00:21:12,081 --> 00:21:14,247 Yeah, we'll take care of the house. 428 00:21:14,249 --> 00:21:16,219 - Okay. - Okay. 429 00:21:18,187 --> 00:21:20,853 - Say hello to Milwaukee. - Okay, bye! 430 00:21:20,855 --> 00:21:23,126 Brew crew! 431 00:21:36,673 --> 00:21:39,907 - Let's have some fun. - Uh, yeah. 432 00:21:39,909 --> 00:21:42,343 With Amy on the sidelines, 433 00:21:42,345 --> 00:21:45,046 the boys changed the game plan. 434 00:21:45,048 --> 00:21:48,683 When she said, add a few football things, 435 00:21:48,685 --> 00:21:54,222 all they heard was, blah, blah, beer, football things. 436 00:21:54,224 --> 00:21:55,891 Look what the golf course was throwing out. 437 00:21:55,893 --> 00:21:58,826 Turf grass! Yes! 438 00:21:58,828 --> 00:22:01,095 Maybe it was the beer, 439 00:22:01,097 --> 00:22:04,866 and maybe it was the lack of a responsible adult, 440 00:22:04,868 --> 00:22:08,403 - or maybe it was the beer. - This is nice. 441 00:22:08,405 --> 00:22:10,973 They ushered out a previous life 442 00:22:10,975 --> 00:22:15,244 of a Pier deuce bird emporium and pillow-riddled couches 443 00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:22,218 to usher in a new life of fandom and learned priorities, 444 00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:25,954 even stumbling upon ghosts of legends past. 445 00:22:25,956 --> 00:22:29,159 Whoa! Polano! Suits! 446 00:22:29,161 --> 00:22:33,328 Crookedly justifying their every intent. 447 00:22:33,330 --> 00:22:35,031 Noice! 448 00:22:35,033 --> 00:22:39,235 Zagger and Polano took it to the house, 449 00:22:39,237 --> 00:22:41,905 shattering records of the past 450 00:22:41,907 --> 00:22:46,476 and putting up a clearer future, giving the world... 451 00:22:46,478 --> 00:22:49,212 Now this is a house. 452 00:22:49,214 --> 00:22:51,147 And I'm hammered. 453 00:22:51,149 --> 00:22:54,220 The Sixty Yard Line. 454 00:22:57,924 --> 00:23:01,326 - Welcome to The Sixty. - Dad's sick. 455 00:23:01,328 --> 00:23:03,294 - Mom told me to give you this. - Thank you. 456 00:23:03,296 --> 00:23:08,165 Here we have the uppermost level of The Sixty Yard Line, 457 00:23:08,167 --> 00:23:10,502 the sleeping and bunking quarters. 458 00:23:10,504 --> 00:23:12,738 Moving on to the bathroom section 459 00:23:12,740 --> 00:23:15,139 of the Paul Hornung level where we have the common tub, 460 00:23:15,141 --> 00:23:19,377 along with sink with hot and cold water. 461 00:23:19,379 --> 00:23:21,413 Uh, question? Uh, yes, Uncle Mark. 462 00:23:21,415 --> 00:23:23,316 Did you get these mattresses out of the dumpster? 463 00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:25,818 No. No, we did not find them in the dumpster. 464 00:23:25,820 --> 00:23:28,087 - They were on the dumpster. - Nice. 465 00:23:28,089 --> 00:23:30,490 Yeah, uh, question, Debbie? 466 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:33,760 - Um, where's Amy? - She's at the work thing. 467 00:23:33,762 --> 00:23:35,093 You know that. 468 00:23:35,095 --> 00:23:36,829 And she helped you with all this? 469 00:23:36,831 --> 00:23:38,297 Great question, Debbie. 470 00:23:38,299 --> 00:23:40,066 All right, that's it for the top level. 471 00:23:40,068 --> 00:23:42,135 Let's go to the main level. Come on in. 472 00:23:42,137 --> 00:23:45,070 Pile in. Try to blend in, Mark. 473 00:23:45,072 --> 00:23:46,939 This is the Brett Favre level, 474 00:23:46,941 --> 00:23:49,976 open concept with three flat screens. 475 00:23:49,978 --> 00:23:51,410 Uh, yes. Question, Schneebs. 476 00:23:51,412 --> 00:23:53,179 Yes, uh, with three different screens, 477 00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:54,947 does that mean there are gonna be 478 00:23:54,949 --> 00:23:56,082 three different games at the same time? 479 00:23:56,084 --> 00:23:57,984 The answer is no. 480 00:23:57,986 --> 00:23:59,887 What we will do is we will have two of the flat screens 481 00:23:59,889 --> 00:24:01,921 on the Green Bay game, and one flat screen 482 00:24:01,923 --> 00:24:04,491 will have stats and scores so that somebody here 483 00:24:04,493 --> 00:24:06,459 knows that their team still sucks. 484 00:24:06,461 --> 00:24:08,861 - Go Bears. - And, as you can see, 485 00:24:08,863 --> 00:24:10,799 my chair is positioned here, 486 00:24:10,801 --> 00:24:13,834 aptly named Fart Starr where you can find me every Sunday 487 00:24:13,836 --> 00:24:16,905 and sometimes Thanksgiving Thursdays and playoff Saturdays 488 00:24:16,907 --> 00:24:21,946 if they do arise, with my stats binder. 489 00:24:23,412 --> 00:24:25,312 Yes, Debbie, you have a question? 490 00:24:25,314 --> 00:24:28,349 Yes, I, I was wondering where, where's Amy? 491 00:24:28,351 --> 00:24:30,318 I told you she's at work. Moving on. 492 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,352 - Here we go! - Back to the back patio 493 00:24:32,354 --> 00:24:36,358 leads us directly out to the parking lot of Lambeau Field. 494 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,326 I state the obvious, because it leads 495 00:24:38,328 --> 00:24:40,963 directly to the parking lot of Lambeau! 496 00:24:40,965 --> 00:24:43,498 Even I will enjoy watching games here this season, 497 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:47,136 so hold onto your boners, folks. We're in for a juicy ride. 498 00:24:47,138 --> 00:24:49,037 I thought we took boners out of the tour guide script. 499 00:24:49,039 --> 00:24:50,406 - We did what, now? - We took boners out 500 00:24:50,408 --> 00:24:52,073 of the tour guide script. 501 00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:54,843 Sorry for saying boners. Uh, geez. 502 00:24:54,845 --> 00:24:56,946 There I go again. Once boners roll off your tongue, 503 00:24:56,948 --> 00:24:59,382 it's really hard to stop saying boners. 504 00:24:59,384 --> 00:25:00,883 All right, moving on. 505 00:25:00,885 --> 00:25:02,352 Now this is the part of the tour 506 00:25:02,354 --> 00:25:04,987 where you Packer scum get a mini Lam-boner. 507 00:25:04,989 --> 00:25:08,924 When Coach Lombardi was still here, bless his soul, 508 00:25:08,926 --> 00:25:11,594 he would invite people over every Sunday night 509 00:25:11,596 --> 00:25:14,597 to his basement for drinks. 510 00:25:14,599 --> 00:25:19,501 I am proud to announce that I will be bringing back 511 00:25:19,503 --> 00:25:22,140 the Lombardi cocktail hour. 512 00:25:25,944 --> 00:25:27,210 Stop asking where Amy is. 513 00:25:27,212 --> 00:25:29,247 Oh I know where she is. 514 00:25:29,249 --> 00:25:31,084 She's right here. 515 00:25:32,618 --> 00:25:36,287 Oh, much, much sooner than expected. 516 00:25:36,289 --> 00:25:38,122 Hey. 517 00:25:38,124 --> 00:25:40,991 Welcome home. Awesome. 518 00:25:40,993 --> 00:25:43,661 Check it out. It's The Sixty. 519 00:25:43,663 --> 00:25:45,899 Yeah! 520 00:25:47,501 --> 00:25:51,105 - What is all this? - A few football things. 521 00:25:52,505 --> 00:25:55,574 And, and I read that green carpet is calming. 522 00:25:55,576 --> 00:25:57,511 Like Verbena Lemongrass. 523 00:26:01,048 --> 00:26:04,184 Okay. Mm-hm. 524 00:26:05,953 --> 00:26:09,421 She has to probably unpack, so... 525 00:26:21,269 --> 00:26:23,068 Uh, sorry. Excuse me. 526 00:26:23,070 --> 00:26:26,606 Excuse me, Zagowskis, uh, and Jablonski. 527 00:26:26,608 --> 00:26:28,607 Uh, first off, thank you everybody for bringing 528 00:26:28,609 --> 00:26:32,110 a dish of au gratins to our totally impromptu house tour. 529 00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:34,514 Seriously? It's all au gratin? 530 00:26:34,516 --> 00:26:35,982 No, there's a beef dish. 531 00:26:35,984 --> 00:26:38,551 No, that's just burnt au gratin. 532 00:26:38,553 --> 00:26:42,122 Um, no, we have our first home game tomorrow 533 00:26:42,124 --> 00:26:44,628 against Polano's baby Bears. 534 00:26:45,628 --> 00:26:47,427 Suck, suck! 535 00:26:47,429 --> 00:26:49,195 All right, we're getting better. 536 00:26:49,197 --> 00:26:50,563 Take it easy. 537 00:26:50,565 --> 00:26:53,166 Let's forgive Polano for choosing the wrong team 538 00:26:53,168 --> 00:26:55,234 because that's what we do. 539 00:26:55,236 --> 00:26:58,172 We forgive our loved ones when they mess up. 540 00:26:58,174 --> 00:26:59,974 To The Sixty Yard Line. 541 00:26:59,976 --> 00:27:02,679 To The Sixty Yard Line! 542 00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:22,297 I was gonna solder that. 543 00:27:22,299 --> 00:27:25,533 And resurrect it from the trash? 544 00:27:25,535 --> 00:27:28,340 Hey, come on, Amy. Hold on. Amy. 545 00:27:29,407 --> 00:27:31,275 Does anybody have a spoon? 546 00:27:33,143 --> 00:27:35,077 Amy. Amy. 547 00:27:35,079 --> 00:27:37,413 Amy. Amy, Amy, hold on! Wait, stop! 548 00:27:37,415 --> 00:27:41,050 Look, apparently I messed up. I'm sorry. 549 00:27:41,052 --> 00:27:43,351 But you said that I could add some football stuff. 550 00:27:43,353 --> 00:27:45,754 It's not football stuff. 551 00:27:45,756 --> 00:27:47,791 - It's you. - Me, what? 552 00:27:47,793 --> 00:27:50,092 You everything. 553 00:27:50,094 --> 00:27:52,596 Just be honest with me. 554 00:27:52,598 --> 00:27:54,164 Do you even wanna marry me? 555 00:27:54,166 --> 00:27:56,632 - Of course I want to marry you. - When? 556 00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:59,136 Because we haven't even spoken about it 557 00:27:59,138 --> 00:28:01,037 once since we moved in here. 558 00:28:01,039 --> 00:28:02,539 I just thought that we could fix this place up together. 559 00:28:02,541 --> 00:28:05,408 But that in there 560 00:28:05,410 --> 00:28:08,145 has nothing to do with the both of us, 561 00:28:08,147 --> 00:28:12,283 and you know what I'm realizing, is that it never will. 562 00:28:12,285 --> 00:28:14,718 It's been eight years, Ben. 563 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:20,123 Eight years of me competing with a football team 564 00:28:20,125 --> 00:28:21,995 that I can never beat. 565 00:28:39,380 --> 00:28:40,344 Oh, my gosh. 566 00:28:40,346 --> 00:28:42,281 No, no Amy. No, no, no. 567 00:28:42,283 --> 00:28:45,350 You shouldn't drive. 568 00:28:45,352 --> 00:28:48,320 I feel, feel like I'm having trouble breathing. 569 00:28:48,322 --> 00:28:51,189 I know. Ice cream is gonna help with that. 570 00:28:51,191 --> 00:28:54,826 My mom, she always asked me what I was doing, 571 00:28:54,828 --> 00:28:58,198 and I 572 00:29:04,405 --> 00:29:08,141 - Am I not good enough? - Oh, Amy, yes. 573 00:29:08,143 --> 00:29:11,680 You are, you are more than good enough. 574 00:29:18,319 --> 00:29:20,388 My heart is so sore. 575 00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:25,625 I'm gonna talk about my feelings. 576 00:29:25,627 --> 00:29:27,560 - Okay? - Okay. 577 00:29:30,599 --> 00:29:35,236 She means a lot to me. 578 00:29:35,238 --> 00:29:37,841 Oh, my god, dude, I'm sorry. I can't do this. 579 00:29:38,641 --> 00:29:40,574 I can't do this. 580 00:29:40,576 --> 00:29:42,776 - Do you want to drink a keg? - Yes! 581 00:29:42,778 --> 00:29:45,845 You can stay here as much as you want, girl. 582 00:29:45,847 --> 00:29:47,548 Okay, that's not healthy. 583 00:29:47,550 --> 00:29:49,250 You can stay here as much as you want, man. 584 00:29:49,252 --> 00:29:50,451 You don't have to tell me that. 585 00:29:50,453 --> 00:29:52,522 I was going to anyway. 586 00:29:55,492 --> 00:29:58,425 I don't, I don't know what that was. 587 00:29:58,427 --> 00:30:00,295 - Party. - You're my friend. 588 00:30:00,297 --> 00:30:01,163 You're my friend. 589 00:30:01,165 --> 00:30:01,829 You hungry, bro? 590 00:30:01,831 --> 00:30:02,897 You hungry? 591 00:30:02,899 --> 00:30:05,166 Right in the mouth hole. 592 00:30:11,475 --> 00:30:14,644 Sometimes I sit in the car by myself for like four hours. 593 00:30:15,914 --> 00:30:18,250 He's a shipping boy. 594 00:30:19,650 --> 00:30:21,283 I thought you said a shabing boy. 595 00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:25,721 I just got snot in 'em. 596 00:30:25,723 --> 00:30:27,389 Oh, it makes 'em better! 597 00:30:28,592 --> 00:30:30,425 It's just that Polano is... 598 00:30:30,427 --> 00:30:32,895 - He didn't do anything wrong. - What? 599 00:30:32,897 --> 00:30:36,265 Sitting at home with Tracey like watching rom-coms. 600 00:30:36,267 --> 00:30:37,733 Yeah, no. 601 00:30:37,735 --> 00:30:41,838 Is it weird that it's, I'm having fun, 602 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,441 but I'm so sad? 603 00:30:44,443 --> 00:30:45,776 Let's call Tracey. 604 00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:51,315 It's gonna be okay. It is. 605 00:30:51,317 --> 00:30:52,816 It's gonna be okay. 606 00:30:52,818 --> 00:30:54,751 - How do you know that? - So call... 607 00:30:54,753 --> 00:30:56,787 - Which end is the bottom end? - This is the end 608 00:30:56,789 --> 00:30:58,589 that you listen to, and this is the end that you talk in. 609 00:30:58,591 --> 00:30:59,857 - That's dangerous. - I know. 610 00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:01,428 I love you. 611 00:31:03,662 --> 00:31:05,396 I love you, too. 612 00:31:05,398 --> 00:31:06,897 - Put there and... - Well don't, you don't 613 00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:08,733 listen to a phone like this. It's like this. 614 00:31:08,735 --> 00:31:10,667 Okay go, you call, you call. 615 00:31:10,669 --> 00:31:12,505 Shit. I forgot her number. 616 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:17,708 - Good night. - Good night. 617 00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:22,548 - Let the good times roll. - Mm-hmm. 618 00:31:22,550 --> 00:31:24,282 Who sings that song? 619 00:31:24,284 --> 00:31:25,984 - The Cars! - Yeah, that's the band. 620 00:31:25,986 --> 00:31:28,520 Oh my god, it is! No, outside! 621 00:31:28,522 --> 00:31:31,393 - The cars! - Come on! 622 00:31:51,479 --> 00:31:55,681 Oh, my gosh. 623 00:32:03,691 --> 00:32:05,558 Hey, excuse me. Hi, hey, uh, 624 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,293 you have to pay to park here, please. 625 00:32:07,295 --> 00:32:10,831 - You're not Rick. - No, I'm the new owner. 626 00:32:10,833 --> 00:32:13,566 Well, hello, 627 00:32:13,568 --> 00:32:15,638 Hottie Homeowner. 628 00:32:16,905 --> 00:32:19,506 - I'm Vanessa. - Hi, Vanessa, yeah. 629 00:32:19,508 --> 00:32:21,941 This is for the money. You have to pay to park here. 630 00:32:21,943 --> 00:32:25,915 Oh, calm down. I usually collect it for Rick. 631 00:32:27,816 --> 00:32:29,252 Here you go. 632 00:32:32,555 --> 00:32:37,028 - What, this is it? - Mm-hm, $10 a car. 633 00:32:38,028 --> 00:32:39,894 You're super cute. 634 00:32:39,896 --> 00:32:42,730 It's $40 per car. 635 00:32:42,732 --> 00:32:45,400 Ugh, we gotta go get the other 30. 636 00:32:45,402 --> 00:32:47,035 Whose car is this? Where are these people? 637 00:32:47,037 --> 00:32:50,939 Everyone's gone into Lambeau. 638 00:32:50,941 --> 00:32:53,108 - Why aren't you there? - 'Cause I got kicked out. 639 00:32:53,110 --> 00:32:55,977 Already? They opened the gates 10 minutes ago. 640 00:32:55,979 --> 00:32:57,578 Polano, let's siphon the gas 641 00:32:57,580 --> 00:32:59,515 out of some of these cars and sell it. 642 00:32:59,517 --> 00:33:01,049 Dude, I'm not going to the hospital again. 643 00:33:01,051 --> 00:33:04,019 On game day at Lambeau Field, 644 00:33:04,021 --> 00:33:09,392 lawns become parking lots, and strangers become family. 645 00:33:09,394 --> 00:33:11,728 I've been coming to games for 25 years. 646 00:33:11,730 --> 00:33:14,063 The tailgate is a big part of it. 647 00:33:14,065 --> 00:33:18,633 It's a big party, but it's like being with family. 648 00:33:18,635 --> 00:33:21,069 Everybody's your brother, your cousin, your whatever. 649 00:33:21,071 --> 00:33:23,973 They hand you a beer, a brat, and you start having fun. 650 00:33:23,975 --> 00:33:25,642 Don't even have a clue who they are. 651 00:33:25,644 --> 00:33:27,143 Best place to tailgate right here. 652 00:33:27,145 --> 00:33:28,778 Best place on Earth. 653 00:33:28,780 --> 00:33:31,614 Everyone is welcomed everywhere, 654 00:33:31,616 --> 00:33:34,117 including Zagger's bathroom. 655 00:33:34,119 --> 00:33:38,590 It's terrible. Roger's gonna go wherever he wants. 656 00:33:41,093 --> 00:33:44,428 It got weird last night at dinner, fast. 657 00:33:44,430 --> 00:33:47,664 You got weird at dinner last night fast. 658 00:33:47,666 --> 00:33:51,802 I just was trying to handle the situation. 659 00:33:51,804 --> 00:33:53,471 Hey, if it's any consolation, 660 00:33:53,473 --> 00:33:55,606 that Vanessa girl wants to squat on your brat. 661 00:33:55,608 --> 00:33:57,509 - Yuck. - Dude, the quickest way 662 00:33:57,511 --> 00:33:59,644 to get over a break-up is with a Gong Show. 663 00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:01,179 What's a Gong Show? 664 00:34:01,181 --> 00:34:03,515 You know, a chick that you bang like a gong, 665 00:34:03,517 --> 00:34:05,048 and then you get her the hell off stage. 666 00:34:07,486 --> 00:34:08,753 A Gong Show. 667 00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:10,522 - I like that. - Right? 668 00:34:10,524 --> 00:34:12,191 - I'm not banging the Gong Show. - You should. 669 00:34:12,193 --> 00:34:13,993 No, I will not be banging anything. 670 00:34:13,995 --> 00:34:18,564 How'd you get this grass to grow in here? 671 00:34:18,566 --> 00:34:20,698 It's turf grass, it's fake. 672 00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:23,169 Well it doesn't soak up pee very well. 673 00:34:23,171 --> 00:34:26,205 Please tell me you're joking. 674 00:34:26,207 --> 00:34:28,109 Okay, I'm joking. 675 00:34:30,144 --> 00:34:33,511 Sorry about the parking money. 676 00:34:33,513 --> 00:34:37,483 Why are you sorry? It's done. 677 00:34:37,485 --> 00:34:38,652 Hey, will you bang my buddy? 678 00:34:38,654 --> 00:34:40,953 - Dude, no. - What? 679 00:34:40,955 --> 00:34:43,456 - Come on. He's joking. - I will. 680 00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:45,157 - I'm not joking. - No, I'm not single. 681 00:34:45,159 --> 00:34:46,659 - She just said she will. - I'm not single. 682 00:34:46,661 --> 00:34:47,627 You're going through a divorce. 683 00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:48,962 Not fully. 684 00:34:48,964 --> 00:34:50,032 Amy? 685 00:34:50,799 --> 00:34:51,833 Hi, Ma. 686 00:34:53,168 --> 00:34:55,872 Yeah, just give me a second. 687 00:34:58,073 --> 00:34:59,506 Hey, Ma. 688 00:34:59,508 --> 00:35:00,908 Debbie told me about last night. 689 00:35:00,910 --> 00:35:02,876 Yeah, uh, it's not a big deal, Ma. 690 00:35:02,878 --> 00:35:06,213 No big deal? Benjamin Donald Zagowski! 691 00:35:06,215 --> 00:35:09,716 Hey, buddy, I saw that big buck out off County 8! 692 00:35:09,718 --> 00:35:11,686 How do you expect us to come over to the house 693 00:35:11,688 --> 00:35:15,122 when you have thrown your wedding out the window 694 00:35:15,124 --> 00:35:18,492 to get it! I do not support that kind of behavior, Ben. 695 00:35:18,494 --> 00:35:21,128 Okay, Ma. The game's back on, I gotta go. 696 00:35:21,130 --> 00:35:24,165 No, you hold it. Look, do you think that I like the fact 697 00:35:24,167 --> 00:35:28,569 that your father spent so much time welding saw blades 698 00:35:28,571 --> 00:35:31,239 and painting deer on them when we first met? 699 00:35:31,241 --> 00:35:34,243 Ma, look, Dad welding and painting saws is a hobby. 700 00:35:34,245 --> 00:35:38,013 - The Packers are my life. - Make Amy your life. 701 00:35:38,015 --> 00:35:39,915 Look, Ma, I don't even know what that means. 702 00:35:39,917 --> 00:35:41,783 What that means is that it's called compromise, 703 00:35:41,785 --> 00:35:43,551 - something that... - All right. 704 00:35:43,553 --> 00:35:44,719 - You're gonna need to... - Ma, I love you, bye. 705 00:35:44,721 --> 00:35:45,954 'Cause that is how your 706 00:35:45,956 --> 00:35:47,222 father and I deal with the... 707 00:35:47,224 --> 00:35:48,557 Hello? 708 00:35:48,559 --> 00:35:49,795 Ben! 709 00:35:57,202 --> 00:35:59,068 You guys got lucky. 710 00:35:59,070 --> 00:36:02,204 It's like Cutler forgot what color jersey to throw to. 711 00:36:02,206 --> 00:36:05,140 I gotta piss. Bears suck. 712 00:36:05,142 --> 00:36:07,010 I feel like it's gonna be a good season. 713 00:36:07,012 --> 00:36:08,845 I got a good feeling about this season. 714 00:36:08,847 --> 00:36:11,114 I think that this house is the key 715 00:36:11,116 --> 00:36:14,019 to just making everything right. 716 00:36:16,555 --> 00:36:17,656 Amy! 717 00:36:20,859 --> 00:36:22,792 - Amy. - No, you need to fix this. 718 00:36:22,794 --> 00:36:24,228 Well, I'm trying. 719 00:36:24,230 --> 00:36:26,663 I'm gonna save up the wedding fund again. 720 00:36:26,665 --> 00:36:28,299 We're gonna have a house party! 721 00:36:28,301 --> 00:36:30,935 Five dollar cups, wedding fund. 722 00:36:30,937 --> 00:36:32,335 Hey, I need to get to my car. 723 00:36:32,337 --> 00:36:35,139 - I'm blocked in. - What? Yeah. 724 00:36:35,141 --> 00:36:37,775 Just, you're gonna have to deal with it. 725 00:36:37,777 --> 00:36:39,911 - Okay, huddle. - Yeah. 726 00:36:39,913 --> 00:36:41,813 Okay, I'm gonna get Amy to come inside, 727 00:36:41,815 --> 00:36:43,782 and you guys sit down and talk out whatever it is 728 00:36:43,784 --> 00:36:45,983 that you need to apologize for, which is everything. 729 00:36:45,985 --> 00:36:48,586 Yeah, I think that you should stay here 730 00:36:48,588 --> 00:36:51,121 and go into the party, and that way Amy will stay, too. 731 00:36:51,123 --> 00:36:52,791 Good. Break. 732 00:36:52,793 --> 00:36:54,729 - Oh, come on. - Amy! 733 00:36:55,829 --> 00:36:59,031 She left. She was my ride. 734 00:36:59,033 --> 00:37:01,667 Okay, I guess I'm staying here. 735 00:37:01,669 --> 00:37:03,234 - Friend of yours? - No. 736 00:37:03,236 --> 00:37:05,206 - What are you still doing here? - Rude. 737 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,975 This party is lame. We need peeps. 738 00:37:09,977 --> 00:37:11,977 I bartend at Stadium View. 739 00:37:11,979 --> 00:37:13,645 - Oh, of course you do. - I knew it. 740 00:37:13,647 --> 00:37:16,147 I'm gonna bring a whole crowd over. 741 00:37:16,149 --> 00:37:17,248 10 bucks a cup. 742 00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:18,884 All right, yeah. 743 00:37:18,886 --> 00:37:20,319 - Let's go to Stadium View. - Come on. 744 00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:21,654 No, I'm gonna stay. I'll stay here 745 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:22,923 in case the people come over, 746 00:37:22,925 --> 00:37:24,123 then I'll be here waiting for 'em. 747 00:37:24,125 --> 00:37:25,157 And I gotta update my game log. 748 00:37:25,159 --> 00:37:28,128 - Dude, come on. - Okay. 749 00:37:28,130 --> 00:37:30,297 But when Vee-Vee comes back, 750 00:37:30,299 --> 00:37:35,137 we're gonna put that ex-fiancé far behind you. 751 00:37:37,373 --> 00:37:38,608 Come on. 752 00:37:40,041 --> 00:37:42,976 - I'm gonna go with him, them. - Okay. 753 00:37:42,978 --> 00:37:45,646 I paid for easy out! 754 00:37:45,648 --> 00:37:47,952 I don't even know what that means! 755 00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:07,068 No, don't go to voicemail. 756 00:38:07,070 --> 00:38:09,272 - What do you want? - Oh, hi. 757 00:38:10,373 --> 00:38:12,810 Right, um. 758 00:38:13,844 --> 00:38:15,277 Um... 759 00:38:15,279 --> 00:38:20,815 I, uh, I just wanted, uh, 760 00:38:20,817 --> 00:38:24,319 I wanted you to know that your clothes are missing, 761 00:38:24,321 --> 00:38:28,090 and I put flyers up all over the neighborhood, 762 00:38:28,092 --> 00:38:32,194 so hopefully, somebody will return them. 763 00:38:32,196 --> 00:38:34,099 Along with a puppy. 764 00:38:35,399 --> 00:38:37,970 Well, I found my clothes. 765 00:38:39,704 --> 00:38:41,340 Sans puppy. 766 00:38:42,974 --> 00:38:43,908 Good. 767 00:38:45,010 --> 00:38:49,044 - How's the house? - Good. 768 00:38:49,046 --> 00:38:53,251 Strangers keep coming in and using the bathroom. 769 00:38:54,218 --> 00:38:56,287 Why did you ignore me? 770 00:39:02,995 --> 00:39:05,799 Maybe I overreacted a little. 771 00:39:06,998 --> 00:39:09,770 I just love you so much, Ben. 772 00:39:11,002 --> 00:39:13,406 Oh, my god. 773 00:39:15,308 --> 00:39:16,376 Ben? 774 00:39:19,846 --> 00:39:22,213 Hey, aren't you Mr. Hot Back? 775 00:39:22,215 --> 00:39:24,515 And what, what is this, turf on your floor? 776 00:39:24,517 --> 00:39:28,153 Yes. Mark Tauscher, it is. 777 00:39:28,155 --> 00:39:30,088 It's like a real field. 778 00:39:30,090 --> 00:39:35,327 Yes, John Kuhn. 779 00:39:35,329 --> 00:39:36,794 It is. 780 00:39:36,796 --> 00:39:38,229 I told you I'd bring back people. 781 00:39:38,231 --> 00:39:41,968 Not just people, players, playa. 782 00:39:44,070 --> 00:39:47,940 Well, welcome to The Sixty. 783 00:39:47,942 --> 00:39:53,011 Come on. 784 00:39:53,013 --> 00:39:54,946 Uh, I gotta, I have to call, I was talking to... 785 00:39:54,948 --> 00:39:56,815 - Zagger? - Yes. 786 00:39:56,817 --> 00:39:58,451 You need to party, all right? 787 00:39:58,453 --> 00:40:02,154 You have professional football players downstairs waiting. 788 00:40:02,156 --> 00:40:03,989 - Mm-hmm. - Now get your Packer 789 00:40:03,991 --> 00:40:05,993 ass downstairs. 790 00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:15,903 - Hello. - $10. 791 00:40:15,905 --> 00:40:18,807 - There you go. - Have fun. 792 00:40:23,244 --> 00:40:24,845 Hey, how's it goin'? 793 00:40:39,830 --> 00:40:41,261 Every championship team since the inception 794 00:40:41,263 --> 00:40:43,096 of the west coast offense has had 795 00:40:43,098 --> 00:40:44,866 less than 10% missed assignments on the O Line, 796 00:40:44,868 --> 00:40:46,533 plus seven minutes time of possession. 797 00:40:46,535 --> 00:40:48,535 - That shit's crazy. - Oh, he's got so much 798 00:40:48,537 --> 00:40:50,071 football knowledge, it's borderline weird. 799 00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:51,138 Yeah, he crunches more 800 00:40:51,140 --> 00:40:53,107 numbers than a calculator. 801 00:40:53,109 --> 00:40:55,176 The last three seasons, you two have had a combined 802 00:40:55,178 --> 00:40:57,111 86% successful-blocks- to-yards-gained. 803 00:40:57,113 --> 00:40:59,248 That's 12% higher than league average. 804 00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:01,983 You can pass that shit on to the rest of the O Line. 805 00:41:01,985 --> 00:41:03,452 - Okay. - Hm-hm. 806 00:41:03,454 --> 00:41:06,922 Like I said, crunching numbers like a CNN, 807 00:41:06,924 --> 00:41:08,590 like a business insider. 808 00:41:08,592 --> 00:41:10,492 When you match up with Strahan in two weeks, 809 00:41:10,494 --> 00:41:13,528 he has a tell of when he's gonna blitz. 810 00:41:13,530 --> 00:41:16,498 When he comes to the line, if he stretches his back, he's comin'. 811 00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:18,199 - You being serious? - That's right. 812 00:41:18,201 --> 00:41:20,001 All right, man, I'll take a look. 813 00:41:20,003 --> 00:41:21,269 Typical Zagger, crunching numbers... 814 00:41:21,271 --> 00:41:22,439 Dude, why are you not a scout? 815 00:41:22,441 --> 00:41:25,075 I tell him that all the time! 816 00:41:25,077 --> 00:41:26,442 You should feel this man's arms. 817 00:41:26,444 --> 00:41:28,544 Deb, I, no. 818 00:41:28,546 --> 00:41:32,348 I can't be a scout. That's not... This is great. 819 00:41:32,350 --> 00:41:34,584 You guys are great. You're welcome here anytime. 820 00:41:34,586 --> 00:41:37,486 I'll be honest, man, I love the Lombardi Cocktail Hour. 821 00:41:37,488 --> 00:41:39,488 Yeah, we will definitely be back. 822 00:41:39,490 --> 00:41:41,624 You guys wanna come to my open mic next week? 823 00:41:41,626 --> 00:41:44,229 I think we're good, man. 824 00:41:44,963 --> 00:41:45,998 Karen! 825 00:41:48,134 --> 00:41:49,599 That actually happens all the time. 826 00:42:09,355 --> 00:42:11,122 Ladies and gentlemen, 827 00:42:11,124 --> 00:42:15,126 it's time for a special show for the man of the hour. 828 00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:41,156 You came back. 829 00:42:45,159 --> 00:42:47,726 I'm sorry I was, my phone earlier, 830 00:42:47,728 --> 00:42:52,331 but you cut off a basketball jersey. 831 00:42:55,703 --> 00:42:58,738 I'm sorry that I got carried away. 832 00:42:58,740 --> 00:43:01,441 We got hammered and we did the whole place up. 833 00:43:01,443 --> 00:43:05,178 I'm sorry, but I wanna carry you to a priest in the... 834 00:43:05,180 --> 00:43:07,146 Let's get married. Let's do it. 835 00:43:07,148 --> 00:43:09,351 Let's do it. 836 00:43:10,385 --> 00:43:11,921 Let's do it. 837 00:43:14,155 --> 00:43:16,657 Zagger, Zagger, Zagger, 838 00:43:16,659 --> 00:43:21,361 Zagger, Zagger, Zagger, Zagger, Zagger 839 00:43:21,363 --> 00:43:24,665 Zagger, Zagger, Zagger, Zagger. 840 00:43:24,667 --> 00:43:26,734 - Amy? - Zagger, Zagger, Zagger! 841 00:43:26,736 --> 00:43:29,339 Amy, did ya you hear me? 842 00:43:31,007 --> 00:43:34,708 Yeah, yeah. Uh, Bill Clinton. 843 00:43:34,710 --> 00:43:37,578 - Hillary. - Hillary. 844 00:43:37,580 --> 00:43:40,447 Yeah, so, um, I'm next in line, 845 00:43:40,449 --> 00:43:42,516 and I am totally nervous. 846 00:43:42,518 --> 00:43:44,618 I'm sweating like Ellen Richards 847 00:43:44,620 --> 00:43:47,356 on the first day of chemistry class at MIT. 848 00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:50,760 So the book slips right out of my hand, 849 00:43:50,762 --> 00:43:52,327 goes right over Hillary's head, 850 00:43:52,329 --> 00:43:56,564 and this is how great she is, she says, 851 00:43:56,566 --> 00:44:00,468 "Should I make the inscription out to Butterfingers?" 852 00:44:00,470 --> 00:44:02,306 And she did! 853 00:44:03,441 --> 00:44:05,374 Well, she is pretty amazing. 854 00:44:05,376 --> 00:44:08,347 Well, I mean not as amazing as you. 855 00:44:10,348 --> 00:44:14,051 Rick! Thanks for coming to the party last night. 856 00:44:14,053 --> 00:44:17,219 I, uh, your fiancé is late again. 857 00:44:17,221 --> 00:44:21,190 He's not my fiancé. Not anymore, anyway. 858 00:44:21,192 --> 00:44:23,326 Interesting. 859 00:44:23,328 --> 00:44:25,462 - Hey, Zippy! - Oh, I don't... 860 00:44:25,464 --> 00:44:26,596 Can I see ya a sec, pal? 861 00:44:26,598 --> 00:44:27,730 - No, I... - Me? 862 00:44:27,732 --> 00:44:29,065 Yeah. 863 00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:30,766 Hey, hey, hey, there you are. 864 00:44:30,768 --> 00:44:33,574 - Where did you go? - No. 865 00:44:35,074 --> 00:44:39,110 - Hey, guy. - Greg. This is Greg. 866 00:44:39,112 --> 00:44:43,146 He's a regional manager. He's my boss. 867 00:44:43,148 --> 00:44:45,316 Your boss, actually. 868 00:44:45,318 --> 00:44:47,254 Right, I knew that. 869 00:44:48,088 --> 00:44:49,753 So, Zippy... 870 00:44:49,755 --> 00:44:51,488 - Zagger. - Uh-huh. 871 00:44:51,490 --> 00:44:53,458 It seems that the only part of you 872 00:44:53,460 --> 00:44:56,594 doing any actual work around here anymore is your liver. 873 00:44:56,596 --> 00:44:59,263 I know, right? Whew. 874 00:44:59,265 --> 00:45:02,600 And you're late always. 875 00:45:02,602 --> 00:45:04,569 So... 876 00:45:04,571 --> 00:45:06,404 You're terminated. 877 00:45:06,406 --> 00:45:09,174 What, you mean like fired? Is that what you mean? 878 00:45:09,176 --> 00:45:11,410 I'm sorry I'm late. 879 00:45:11,412 --> 00:45:14,178 Um, I always, I, I'll get everything shipped. 880 00:45:14,180 --> 00:45:17,850 I always do. I mean, sometimes barely, but I'll get it done. 881 00:45:17,852 --> 00:45:22,822 Gabrielle Bonheur Chanel, 882 00:45:22,824 --> 00:45:25,757 aka Coco Chanel, 883 00:45:25,759 --> 00:45:31,431 once said, in order to be irreplaceable, 884 00:45:31,433 --> 00:45:34,070 one must always be different. 885 00:45:35,737 --> 00:45:40,440 You make no difference, thus you are completely replaceable. 886 00:45:40,442 --> 00:45:44,710 I'm pretty sure Gabrielle Bernerd did not say that. 887 00:45:44,712 --> 00:45:45,849 She did. 888 00:45:49,251 --> 00:45:52,185 There you go. On the house. 889 00:45:52,187 --> 00:45:53,354 No hard feelings. 890 00:45:56,425 --> 00:46:00,229 - Oh, you're serious? - Oh, yeah. 891 00:46:15,379 --> 00:46:17,681 - Gabriel Barnyard this! - Nice. 892 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,229 Just so you know, I had nothing to do 893 00:46:33,231 --> 00:46:36,499 with what happened back there. 894 00:46:36,501 --> 00:46:39,702 What's going on? You were at the house last night, right? 895 00:46:39,704 --> 00:46:42,204 - Yeah. - Okay, cool. 896 00:46:42,206 --> 00:46:44,606 Great, 'cause it was awesome. It was hot. 897 00:46:44,608 --> 00:46:48,711 Oh. I'm glad that you thought it was hot. 898 00:46:48,713 --> 00:46:50,579 Yeah. 899 00:46:50,581 --> 00:46:54,383 I thought it was hot, but for some reason you're mad at me. 900 00:46:54,385 --> 00:46:55,821 You know what? 901 00:46:57,589 --> 00:46:59,589 I'm like super glad that he fired you. 902 00:46:59,591 --> 00:47:02,558 - Do you know why? - No. 903 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,530 'Cause this way... 904 00:47:07,832 --> 00:47:11,370 I don't ever have to see you again. 905 00:47:14,672 --> 00:47:16,873 The wrong plays were getting signaled 906 00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:19,476 from both sides of the ball. 907 00:47:19,478 --> 00:47:23,414 Zagger had hung in the pocket too long and was sacked. 908 00:47:23,416 --> 00:47:27,452 Plus, he inadvertently banged the gong. 909 00:47:27,454 --> 00:47:29,686 For the first time in eight years, 910 00:47:29,688 --> 00:47:32,356 he'd pushed Amy away for good, 911 00:47:32,358 --> 00:47:37,461 leaving him unemployed, broke and confused. 912 00:47:37,463 --> 00:47:41,666 Why am I walking? I drove. 913 00:47:41,668 --> 00:47:45,471 Champions are not made in times of triumph. 914 00:47:45,473 --> 00:47:48,607 They are made in times of adversity, 915 00:47:48,609 --> 00:47:53,248 and this time, Zagger was not about to hang it up. 916 00:47:54,781 --> 00:47:57,283 What once was a weekend gig, 917 00:47:57,285 --> 00:48:00,654 would become a full-time labor of love. 918 00:48:02,290 --> 00:48:04,723 These captains of car-parking 919 00:48:04,725 --> 00:48:07,893 continued to put in the work on off days, 920 00:48:07,895 --> 00:48:11,664 which led to success on game days, 921 00:48:11,666 --> 00:48:15,034 doing it all in the shadow of Lambeau Field. 922 00:48:15,036 --> 00:48:17,570 This is awesome. 923 00:48:17,572 --> 00:48:20,907 Zagger was a new man, a changed man, 924 00:48:20,909 --> 00:48:24,978 and every fan knows that change is part of the game. 925 00:48:24,980 --> 00:48:30,583 Seasons change, concussion protocols change, 926 00:48:30,585 --> 00:48:36,056 relatively normal people change, get into weird costumes, 927 00:48:36,058 --> 00:48:39,392 and sometimes, players change teams, 928 00:48:39,394 --> 00:48:43,666 which may be the hardest change of all to accept. 929 00:48:47,336 --> 00:48:49,602 - Yeah. - Yeah. 930 00:48:49,604 --> 00:48:51,105 - Yeah. - Yeah. 931 00:48:51,107 --> 00:48:53,707 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yep. 932 00:48:53,709 --> 00:48:55,475 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 933 00:48:55,477 --> 00:48:57,814 - Yeah. - Yeah. 934 00:49:06,690 --> 00:49:10,559 Despite Zagger's newfound leap into popularity, 935 00:49:10,561 --> 00:49:13,929 Green Bay is still a small town. 936 00:49:13,931 --> 00:49:16,398 Whether it was in the playbook or not, 937 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:19,467 Amy and Zagger's paths would cross 938 00:49:19,469 --> 00:49:21,671 like strangers in the night. 939 00:49:21,673 --> 00:49:24,073 They were on opposite sidelines, 940 00:49:24,075 --> 00:49:28,711 yet acutely aware of each other's every play. 941 00:49:28,713 --> 00:49:32,714 Zagger lined up in Fart Starr for every game, 942 00:49:32,716 --> 00:49:37,819 and The Sixty became like Graceland for Cheeseheads. 943 00:49:37,821 --> 00:49:41,457 They came, including former players. 944 00:49:41,459 --> 00:49:43,558 I took about four, five steps, 945 00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:47,530 got nailed by the The Fridge, knocked out. 946 00:49:47,532 --> 00:49:49,866 One of my teammates come over and says, 947 00:49:49,868 --> 00:49:51,668 "Hey Gary, you gotta get up. 948 00:49:51,670 --> 00:49:53,971 It's Monday night. Your mom is watching." 949 00:49:55,808 --> 00:49:57,840 - Current players. - Electrolyte forms 950 00:49:57,842 --> 00:50:00,110 when soluble sodium or potassium 951 00:50:00,112 --> 00:50:02,612 ionizes in a solvent such as water, 952 00:50:02,614 --> 00:50:04,081 and for that, my friends, 953 00:50:04,083 --> 00:50:06,683 you can thank thermodynamics and solation. 954 00:50:06,685 --> 00:50:08,819 And heads of state. 955 00:50:08,821 --> 00:50:10,588 - Mayor Schmitt? - Right. 956 00:50:10,590 --> 00:50:11,756 Mayor Schmitt! 957 00:50:11,758 --> 00:50:12,756 Mayor of Green Bay. 958 00:50:12,758 --> 00:50:14,091 Keep it down, man, all right? 959 00:50:14,093 --> 00:50:15,626 I don't want everyone knowing I'm here. 960 00:50:15,628 --> 00:50:16,794 - Keep it low key. - Right, right. 961 00:50:16,796 --> 00:50:18,129 I understand. 962 00:50:18,131 --> 00:50:19,731 Speaking of key, 963 00:50:19,733 --> 00:50:22,700 you think I can get the old... 964 00:50:22,702 --> 00:50:23,934 - Key to the city? - Yeah. 965 00:50:23,936 --> 00:50:26,470 No. How 'bout a pen? 966 00:50:26,472 --> 00:50:28,673 - Give the guy a pen. - Sweet. 967 00:50:28,675 --> 00:50:32,075 Zagger became the man of the hour. 968 00:50:32,077 --> 00:50:33,545 Pen to the city! 969 00:50:39,053 --> 00:50:41,119 - Uh, Kristen. - What would you say has 970 00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:44,022 - been the key to your success? - Well, it's been a team effort. 971 00:50:44,024 --> 00:50:45,790 Everyone's really stepping up, 972 00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:47,525 and we couldn't have done it without the team. 973 00:50:47,527 --> 00:50:48,993 - Zagger, Zagger! - Polano! 974 00:50:48,995 --> 00:50:50,128 - Yeah, call. - Is it true that 975 00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:51,764 parties and parking cars 976 00:50:51,766 --> 00:50:53,031 is your full-time job now that you've 977 00:50:53,033 --> 00:50:54,732 been a victim of layoffs? 978 00:50:54,734 --> 00:50:56,101 Layoffs? 979 00:50:56,103 --> 00:50:59,573 She's talking 'bout layoffs? Burke. 980 00:50:59,575 --> 00:51:01,240 Look, some party guests have accused The Sixty 981 00:51:01,242 --> 00:51:03,910 of having skunky beer. Care to comment? 982 00:51:03,912 --> 00:51:05,744 The cases looked fresh. 983 00:51:05,746 --> 00:51:08,747 If you want to down a glass, then down a glass, 984 00:51:08,749 --> 00:51:10,783 but the beers are what we thought they were, 985 00:51:10,785 --> 00:51:12,017 and we let 'em off the hook! 986 00:51:12,019 --> 00:51:12,952 All right, no more questions. 987 00:51:14,889 --> 00:51:16,622 Hey, G, remember in 2003 988 00:51:16,624 --> 00:51:18,224 when you ran that 98 yard touchdown? 989 00:51:18,226 --> 00:51:23,029 Like I'm about to do on you! Oh! 990 00:51:23,031 --> 00:51:24,899 What? 991 00:51:24,901 --> 00:51:26,600 I remember it, I remember when you did that. 992 00:51:26,602 --> 00:51:28,069 It was like immediately afterwards, 993 00:51:28,071 --> 00:51:31,708 I turned to my fiancé, and I was like... 994 00:51:39,082 --> 00:51:41,082 I was like that was the longest run 995 00:51:41,084 --> 00:51:43,583 from scrimmage in Lambeau history. 996 00:51:43,585 --> 00:51:46,921 Look, Zagger, I know you're a rookie 997 00:51:46,923 --> 00:51:49,191 to this popularity thing. 998 00:51:49,193 --> 00:51:52,760 You have a whole bunch of people calling themselves your friend, 999 00:51:52,762 --> 00:51:54,829 but when all that fades away, 1000 00:51:54,831 --> 00:51:58,202 you gonna need someone that knows you. 1001 00:51:59,670 --> 00:52:01,202 So do you have, 1002 00:52:01,204 --> 00:52:03,137 do you have an invoice from January then? 1003 00:52:03,139 --> 00:52:06,108 Yeah, I spoke to Troy, and he said that 1004 00:52:06,110 --> 00:52:09,245 he can change the figures here. 1005 00:52:09,247 --> 00:52:13,917 I think, um, you can see here that if we do, 1006 00:52:13,919 --> 00:52:17,923 I mean, it will be a... What? 1007 00:52:20,591 --> 00:52:22,892 You got a little something on your face. 1008 00:52:22,894 --> 00:52:24,826 Oh, my god. 1009 00:52:24,828 --> 00:52:27,129 - Is it gone? - No, it's... 1010 00:52:27,131 --> 00:52:29,064 - No? - No, it's right... 1011 00:52:29,066 --> 00:52:30,101 Here? 1012 00:52:31,836 --> 00:52:33,873 - Yeah. - Is that okay? 1013 00:52:42,047 --> 00:52:43,683 Did you get it? 1014 00:52:47,753 --> 00:52:49,789 - It's a freckle. - Okay. 1015 00:52:58,131 --> 00:52:59,798 - Oh! - Oh. 1016 00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:00,966 No, you really do have shit on your face. 1017 00:53:00,968 --> 00:53:03,267 Oh, my gosh. Okay. 1018 00:53:03,269 --> 00:53:07,205 Vee-Vee, uh, Vanessa, cheese me. 1019 00:53:07,207 --> 00:53:10,609 Now, cheese nuts. 1020 00:53:10,611 --> 00:53:12,644 Close your eyes. Cover your eyes. 1021 00:53:12,646 --> 00:53:14,245 - Okay, I'll go first. - Yeah, okay. 1022 00:53:14,247 --> 00:53:18,883 What college did Reggie White go to? 1023 00:53:18,885 --> 00:53:20,618 That one's easy. 1024 00:53:20,620 --> 00:53:23,655 I know this one, I know it. It's, uh... 1025 00:53:23,657 --> 00:53:25,661 - Tennessee. - Yes! 1026 00:53:26,661 --> 00:53:28,360 - Yeah! - Okay, my turn. 1027 00:53:28,362 --> 00:53:30,862 How many yards did Tony Canadeo run for in 1949? 1028 00:53:30,864 --> 00:53:34,766 What? No sane person knows that off the top of their head. 1029 00:53:36,703 --> 00:53:39,704 God, Tony Canadeo doesn't even know this! 1030 00:53:39,706 --> 00:53:40,808 The clock. 1031 00:53:41,808 --> 00:53:45,011 - 589? - So wrong! 1032 00:53:48,249 --> 00:53:49,682 That was not Gouda. 1033 00:53:53,388 --> 00:53:54,955 Debra. 1034 00:53:54,957 --> 00:53:56,323 Amy left her leather jacket at The Sixty. 1035 00:53:56,325 --> 00:53:57,390 You need to take it to her at work. 1036 00:53:57,392 --> 00:53:58,658 You need to take 1037 00:53:58,660 --> 00:53:59,892 it to her at the office 1038 00:53:59,894 --> 00:54:01,127 because all of her stuff is gone. 1039 00:54:01,129 --> 00:54:02,896 Benjamin, take her the jacket. 1040 00:54:02,898 --> 00:54:05,300 I don't have the jacket. Quit. 1041 00:54:07,336 --> 00:54:09,036 Debra, I might have the jacket. 1042 00:54:09,038 --> 00:54:11,371 Good! 1043 00:54:11,373 --> 00:54:15,745 - Field trip. - Can I get a ride to work? 1044 00:54:34,698 --> 00:54:39,167 Zagger? 1045 00:54:39,169 --> 00:54:41,704 Oh, my gosh, are you okay? 1046 00:54:41,706 --> 00:54:44,405 Your skin tone screams I got a disease in the Oregon Trail. 1047 00:54:44,407 --> 00:54:47,910 Yeah, Aimerz is right. 1048 00:54:47,912 --> 00:54:49,845 You look like you might have cholera, pal. 1049 00:54:49,847 --> 00:54:54,082 Aimerz? You and he are doing the Aimerz thing? 1050 00:54:54,084 --> 00:54:56,084 So did you bring my jacket? 1051 00:54:56,086 --> 00:55:00,359 Yeah, we have a fundraiser for the women's prison tonight. 1052 00:55:01,426 --> 00:55:04,127 What? You two are dating? 1053 00:55:04,129 --> 00:55:05,295 - Well... - Yeah. 1054 00:55:05,297 --> 00:55:07,163 Great. Yeah, I mean 1055 00:55:07,165 --> 00:55:09,232 I'm plowing some, seeing someone, too. 1056 00:55:09,234 --> 00:55:11,069 Gong, Vanessa! 1057 00:55:12,404 --> 00:55:14,103 - What? - Where'd she go? 1058 00:55:14,105 --> 00:55:15,373 There she is. 1059 00:55:17,274 --> 00:55:18,775 Come on. 1060 00:55:18,777 --> 00:55:22,416 - And there's the jacket. - Hello. 1061 00:55:25,818 --> 00:55:26,983 - Give me the jacket. - What are you doing? 1062 00:55:26,985 --> 00:55:28,084 We're giving her the jacket. 1063 00:55:28,086 --> 00:55:30,056 I'm gonna be cold. 1064 00:55:31,157 --> 00:55:33,224 It's gonna be cold for me. 1065 00:55:33,226 --> 00:55:35,295 We talked about this. 1066 00:55:36,095 --> 00:55:37,798 There, returned. 1067 00:56:14,434 --> 00:56:17,202 Okay, okay, yeah, that's it. We gotta go. 1068 00:56:17,204 --> 00:56:19,005 You guys got the prison chicks thing, so let's go. 1069 00:56:19,007 --> 00:56:21,175 That sounds hot. Can we go? 1070 00:56:23,076 --> 00:56:24,309 Do you have butter on your lips? 1071 00:56:24,311 --> 00:56:26,244 I ran out of ChapStick. 1072 00:56:26,246 --> 00:56:28,313 In the final game of the season, 1073 00:56:28,315 --> 00:56:32,050 the Packers won, earning them a trip to the... 1074 00:56:32,052 --> 00:56:36,189 Play-offs! 1075 00:56:36,191 --> 00:56:38,457 It's play-off time, boys! 1076 00:56:38,459 --> 00:56:41,361 Let's get this pre-party started. 1077 00:56:41,363 --> 00:56:45,033 Kick it! 1078 00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:01,181 Did I make the right choice? 1079 00:57:01,183 --> 00:57:05,219 Obviously, your team's in the play-offs. 1080 00:57:05,221 --> 00:57:08,523 I know what you need. I know it. 1081 00:57:08,525 --> 00:57:11,059 You need to Farley a coffee table. 1082 00:57:11,061 --> 00:57:15,163 Huh? Right, buddy? Chris Farley? 1083 00:57:15,165 --> 00:57:18,032 Farley, you know, something Wisco and Chi-town 1084 00:57:18,034 --> 00:57:20,068 can agree upon. 1085 00:57:20,070 --> 00:57:21,903 All right, that's what I'm talking about. 1086 00:57:21,905 --> 00:57:23,606 Go get a coffee table, buddy. 1087 00:57:23,608 --> 00:57:24,473 Huh? 1088 00:58:02,681 --> 00:58:05,681 - Do not touch my stuff. - What are you doing? 1089 00:58:05,683 --> 00:58:08,250 I am protecting my valuables. What are you doing? 1090 00:58:08,252 --> 00:58:11,021 - I live here. - So do I. 1091 00:58:11,023 --> 00:58:13,124 - What? - I've been here since '95, 1092 00:58:13,126 --> 00:58:15,626 - ever since Rick took me in. - How have we never seen you? 1093 00:58:15,628 --> 00:58:17,327 I think the better question is 1094 00:58:17,329 --> 00:58:19,497 why have you never looked in your garage before? 1095 00:58:19,499 --> 00:58:21,164 Look, I just keep quiet. 1096 00:58:21,166 --> 00:58:24,001 I watch the games on my TV by myself. 1097 00:58:24,003 --> 00:58:27,338 I am very superstitious. So please leave. 1098 00:58:27,340 --> 00:58:31,142 Um, hold it. This is my house. 1099 00:58:31,144 --> 00:58:33,210 I don't know who you are, 1100 00:58:33,212 --> 00:58:37,017 so just put down the sword. 1101 00:58:38,285 --> 00:58:41,422 You pronounce the W in sword, too? 1102 00:58:50,464 --> 00:58:51,900 Have a seat. 1103 00:58:53,299 --> 00:58:55,567 - Sit down. - No. 1104 00:58:55,569 --> 00:58:57,606 Sit down, come on. 1105 00:58:59,641 --> 00:59:01,943 My name's Dusty Watkins. 1106 00:59:03,110 --> 00:59:06,044 - I'm adopted. - Oh. 1107 00:59:06,046 --> 00:59:07,447 But my friends call me Trapper 1108 00:59:07,449 --> 00:59:09,247 on the account of my hunting skills. 1109 00:59:09,249 --> 00:59:13,052 I, uh, catch small upland game for meat. 1110 00:59:13,054 --> 00:59:16,088 - I'm Ben Zagowski. - Adopted? 1111 00:59:16,090 --> 00:59:18,390 No, I don't think so. 1112 00:59:18,392 --> 00:59:21,027 - Zagger, people call me Zagger. - I know. 1113 00:59:21,029 --> 00:59:23,564 You've become quite the legend this season, congrats. 1114 00:59:23,566 --> 00:59:26,669 - Thanks. - Welcome to the club. 1115 00:59:27,703 --> 00:59:29,339 Dusty Watkins. 1116 00:59:30,638 --> 00:59:32,439 I remember you. 1117 00:59:32,441 --> 00:59:34,074 You're that kid from De Pere 1118 00:59:34,076 --> 00:59:35,775 that went missing for a little while. 1119 00:59:35,777 --> 00:59:38,411 You squatted in Lambeau for the entire '95 season. 1120 00:59:38,413 --> 00:59:41,748 And I remained unseen till the conference championship. 1121 00:59:41,750 --> 00:59:44,586 What? We lost to Dallas that game. 1122 00:59:44,588 --> 00:59:46,720 Yeah, because they caught me and they kicked me out. 1123 00:59:46,722 --> 00:59:48,289 That was a big mistake. 1124 00:59:48,291 --> 00:59:49,758 They screwed that team over when they did that. 1125 00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:52,659 Oh, my god. You, man. 1126 00:59:52,661 --> 00:59:55,162 That's when it all, like, fell apart for you. 1127 00:59:55,164 --> 00:59:58,532 Fell apart for me? What are you talking about? 1128 00:59:58,534 --> 01:00:02,804 I'm living the dream. I got no ties, I got so significant other 1129 01:00:02,806 --> 01:00:05,472 holding me back. I got no responsibilities, 1130 01:00:05,474 --> 01:00:08,211 other than my daughter. 1131 01:00:10,180 --> 01:00:13,281 - She's a stick-figure. - Yeah. 1132 01:00:13,283 --> 01:00:17,520 I drew it. Shut up! 1133 01:00:17,522 --> 01:00:19,687 I mean, I am leading my life in the one direction 1134 01:00:19,689 --> 01:00:21,723 that truly matters in this world, 1135 01:00:21,725 --> 01:00:24,225 following the Green Bay, whoa! 1136 01:00:24,227 --> 01:00:28,497 Hot squirrel. Wanna go halfsies on this? 1137 01:00:28,499 --> 01:00:29,433 Yes. 1138 01:00:30,501 --> 01:00:32,802 I'll cut it with my sword. 1139 01:00:32,804 --> 01:00:35,672 - And not your ka-knife. - What's that mean? 1140 01:00:35,674 --> 01:00:38,375 Ka-knife, like the, 'cause we were doing the sword thing, 1141 01:00:38,377 --> 01:00:41,547 - so why not ka-knife? - Knife. 1142 01:00:43,181 --> 01:00:44,250 Yep. 1143 01:00:58,765 --> 01:01:01,665 I'm living the dream. Living the dream, living the dream. 1144 01:01:01,667 --> 01:01:04,167 I got no significant other holding me back. 1145 01:01:04,169 --> 01:01:06,236 No significant other, no significant other. 1146 01:01:06,238 --> 01:01:09,473 Whoa, hot squirrel. Hot squirrel, hot squirrel. 1147 01:01:18,785 --> 01:01:20,886 Yeah! 1148 01:01:20,888 --> 01:01:23,221 No! 1149 01:01:23,223 --> 01:01:25,724 - Hey, buddy! - Ben! 1150 01:01:25,726 --> 01:01:27,458 Did you... 1151 01:01:27,460 --> 01:01:31,130 Did you find a coffee table to Farley? 1152 01:01:31,132 --> 01:01:32,598 We were gonna tell you. 1153 01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:33,898 We were just waiting for the right moment. 1154 01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:36,367 Yes. 1155 01:01:36,369 --> 01:01:39,904 - Which is now. - Which is now. It's now. 1156 01:01:39,906 --> 01:01:42,474 Bud, she was helping me through the divorce. 1157 01:01:42,476 --> 01:01:44,676 And by that, I mean she caused it. 1158 01:01:44,678 --> 01:01:47,180 That is not true. 1159 01:01:47,182 --> 01:01:48,280 Yeah, that's a little true. 1160 01:01:49,416 --> 01:01:50,517 Look, I know little sisters 1161 01:01:50,519 --> 01:01:51,651 are off-limits to best friends... 1162 01:01:51,653 --> 01:01:53,185 Ben, deal with it. 1163 01:01:53,187 --> 01:01:54,687 Love is chemical. 1164 01:01:54,689 --> 01:01:57,923 You can't control it, and we're in love. 1165 01:01:57,925 --> 01:02:02,130 - We're in love? - We're in love. 1166 01:02:05,166 --> 01:02:08,571 We're in love. 1167 01:02:12,741 --> 01:02:15,678 We're gonna give you a minute. 1168 01:02:49,713 --> 01:02:51,282 Booyah! 1169 01:02:53,717 --> 01:02:54,919 Boo what? 1170 01:02:56,386 --> 01:02:58,524 Booyah, Stuart Scott. 1171 01:03:00,424 --> 01:03:01,459 Super. 1172 01:03:02,359 --> 01:03:03,692 Bowl? 1173 01:03:03,694 --> 01:03:06,661 No, not yet. It's just the play-offs. 1174 01:03:06,663 --> 01:03:08,931 No, I mean, do you want to use the bowl? 1175 01:03:08,933 --> 01:03:11,399 'Cause putting your hands in the bag like that, 1176 01:03:11,401 --> 01:03:15,270 - it's a little unsanitary. - No, I'm good. 1177 01:03:15,272 --> 01:03:18,241 You know you really have a lot of women studies stuff. 1178 01:03:18,243 --> 01:03:22,278 Uh, yeah. I wouldn't really call it stuff, you know? 1179 01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,947 It's more like pieces of history. 1180 01:03:24,949 --> 01:03:26,983 Yeah, I guess I'm into women's studies 1181 01:03:26,985 --> 01:03:31,021 like some people are into ironic belt buckles 1182 01:03:31,023 --> 01:03:33,657 or Lego movies. 1183 01:03:33,659 --> 01:03:34,858 Blitz him, you idiots! 1184 01:03:34,860 --> 01:03:36,025 You sound a lot like my 1185 01:03:36,027 --> 01:03:39,398 auto mechanic, Gary DeSenzo. 1186 01:03:40,766 --> 01:03:44,768 Hey, you remember how we talked about 1187 01:03:44,770 --> 01:03:46,870 maybe you posing today for me 1188 01:03:46,872 --> 01:03:49,439 so that I can finish that Jackie O painting? 1189 01:03:49,441 --> 01:03:53,680 Right, that was before we made the play-offs. 1190 01:03:55,381 --> 01:03:57,314 Okay, I'll tell you what. 1191 01:03:57,316 --> 01:03:59,049 I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna get set-up, 1192 01:03:59,051 --> 01:04:03,654 and then you can just come in and join me whenever you're... 1193 01:04:03,656 --> 01:04:07,759 - Oh! - Done with this stuff. 1194 01:04:07,761 --> 01:04:09,327 Oh, my gosh. 1195 01:04:09,329 --> 01:04:11,563 - Okay. - Oh, god. 1196 01:04:11,565 --> 01:04:12,800 All right. 1197 01:04:14,402 --> 01:04:15,668 Oh, oh! 1198 01:04:18,873 --> 01:04:20,342 What? 1199 01:04:24,844 --> 01:04:26,280 Game's on. 1200 01:04:28,315 --> 01:04:32,754 What, are you gonna listen to it on the radio, FDR? 1201 01:04:34,689 --> 01:04:36,656 Well, don't forget to bring your horse 1202 01:04:36,658 --> 01:04:40,396 to the blacksmith's to get it re-shoed. 1203 01:04:45,834 --> 01:04:48,368 This was the first time Zagger 1204 01:04:48,370 --> 01:04:51,437 didn't watch the game from Fart Starr 1205 01:04:51,439 --> 01:04:55,877 with his stats binder or with any of his teammates. 1206 01:05:15,130 --> 01:05:18,766 Like a roaring river after a hard rain, 1207 01:05:18,768 --> 01:05:22,637 Zagger passionately rushed through the neighborhoods. 1208 01:05:22,639 --> 01:05:26,575 He ran for 2.5 miles that day, 1209 01:05:26,577 --> 01:05:30,448 something he hadn't done in over 10 seasons. 1210 01:05:31,948 --> 01:05:35,617 But that was the only stat he would get to record, 1211 01:05:35,619 --> 01:05:38,653 for the game came to a conclusion 1212 01:05:38,655 --> 01:05:41,522 upon arriving at his destination. 1213 01:05:41,524 --> 01:05:44,159 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 1214 01:05:44,161 --> 01:05:49,400 Woo-hoo! Oh, my gosh. Yes, yes. 1215 01:05:51,902 --> 01:05:53,136 Here comes the blitz. 1216 01:05:53,138 --> 01:05:54,703 Rogers is hit, the ball is out. 1217 01:05:54,705 --> 01:05:57,473 Dansby's got it. The 10, the five. 1218 01:05:57,475 --> 01:05:58,840 Touchdown. 1219 01:05:58,842 --> 01:06:01,710 The Arizona Cardinals win in the OT. 1220 01:06:01,712 --> 01:06:05,181 What a heartbreaking loss for Green Bay 1221 01:06:05,183 --> 01:06:07,817 as their season comes to an end. 1222 01:06:14,959 --> 01:06:17,693 That's it. Look at that. 1223 01:06:17,695 --> 01:06:20,696 Oh, my god, that's amazing. 1224 01:06:20,698 --> 01:06:22,966 Good job. Good job. 1225 01:06:22,968 --> 01:06:25,905 That's it. Keep it steady. 1226 01:06:33,946 --> 01:06:37,848 Yeah, so, um, when you didn't come in, 1227 01:06:37,850 --> 01:06:40,387 I kinda had to improvise. 1228 01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:44,524 - Okay. - Yeah. 1229 01:06:45,991 --> 01:06:50,127 I guess now would be a good time to tell you 1230 01:06:50,129 --> 01:06:54,768 that I applied for the director of operations in San Fran. 1231 01:06:56,503 --> 01:07:00,805 There's good scuba in San Fran. 1232 01:07:00,807 --> 01:07:05,577 Well I must say, as a man, I am disappointed, 1233 01:07:05,579 --> 01:07:11,152 but I must respect your decision as a woman. 1234 01:07:12,753 --> 01:07:15,720 I mean not as a woman. I am not a woman. 1235 01:07:15,722 --> 01:07:20,125 I mean your decision as the woman that you are. 1236 01:07:20,127 --> 01:07:24,767 Once again, Amy found herself in free agency. 1237 01:07:27,736 --> 01:07:29,803 She went into the off season 1238 01:07:29,805 --> 01:07:33,205 picking up the pieces of her past life 1239 01:07:33,207 --> 01:07:35,644 with hopes of moving on. 1240 01:07:45,288 --> 01:07:46,690 You okay? 1241 01:07:48,224 --> 01:07:50,257 I can't believe it. It's over. 1242 01:07:50,259 --> 01:07:53,528 It's really over. 1243 01:07:53,530 --> 01:07:55,232 Tough loss, man. 1244 01:07:57,634 --> 01:07:59,833 If you need someone to talk to about it, or... 1245 01:07:59,835 --> 01:08:01,769 What are you talking about? 1246 01:08:01,771 --> 01:08:04,170 Well, that sucked. 1247 01:08:04,172 --> 01:08:06,307 The game. The Pack lost. 1248 01:08:06,309 --> 01:08:08,042 What are you talking about? 1249 01:08:08,044 --> 01:08:11,113 - You okay, lover? - I'm not your lover, okay? 1250 01:08:11,115 --> 01:08:13,115 You took it upon yourself to become a latch-key kid 1251 01:08:13,117 --> 01:08:15,183 and hang out here all the time, and why I let you, 1252 01:08:15,185 --> 01:08:18,186 I don't know why, because you're The Gong Show. 1253 01:08:18,188 --> 01:08:20,055 - The Gong Show? - Yeah, you're The Gong Show. 1254 01:08:20,057 --> 01:08:21,923 We call you The Gong Show because everybody 1255 01:08:21,925 --> 01:08:25,562 just wants to bang you and then kick you out. 1256 01:08:27,831 --> 01:08:30,966 Well, isn't that typical? 1257 01:08:30,968 --> 01:08:33,335 Boys get to have as much fun as they want, 1258 01:08:33,337 --> 01:08:39,545 but as soon as a girl joins in, she's The Gong Show. 1259 01:08:40,612 --> 01:08:43,346 I never heard you complain. 1260 01:08:43,348 --> 01:08:46,715 Maybe that's because I brought the party here. 1261 01:08:46,717 --> 01:08:48,851 I made this place. 1262 01:08:48,853 --> 01:08:51,154 - We made this place. - I made this place. 1263 01:08:51,156 --> 01:08:55,223 - Me. I did. - You're the kid with the pool. 1264 01:08:55,225 --> 01:08:59,832 This place is the pool, but people don't actually like you. 1265 01:09:01,633 --> 01:09:03,703 And you know what else? 1266 01:09:04,837 --> 01:09:07,841 I don't actually like you either. 1267 01:09:10,676 --> 01:09:12,375 - You made this place? - Don't start with me, 1268 01:09:12,377 --> 01:09:14,377 all right? This whole time you've been pushing me 1269 01:09:14,379 --> 01:09:16,679 to do all this and lead the single life along with you, 1270 01:09:16,681 --> 01:09:18,616 and the whole time you were banging my little sister. 1271 01:09:18,618 --> 01:09:20,351 That's fantastic. 1272 01:09:20,353 --> 01:09:22,953 You know, I'm tired of your little ironic handlebar mustache 1273 01:09:22,955 --> 01:09:26,358 and your little oh, I'm always on face, I'm so funny face. 1274 01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:28,158 Well, you know what? You're not funny. 1275 01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:30,394 Even Tauscher says that your jokes, they suck. 1276 01:09:30,396 --> 01:09:32,397 - Taush Mahal wouldn't say that. - That's a terrible nickname. 1277 01:09:32,399 --> 01:09:34,399 Just why don't you get out, okay? 1278 01:09:34,401 --> 01:09:37,769 And just take your stupid Bears stuff and get out of here. 1279 01:09:37,771 --> 01:09:39,304 You live in Green Bay, dumbass. 1280 01:09:39,306 --> 01:09:41,272 How many championships have the Bears won again? 1281 01:09:41,274 --> 01:09:42,974 - Huh? - Take it easy, Zagger. 1282 01:09:42,976 --> 01:09:44,310 No, I'm not taking it easy Zagger. 1283 01:09:44,312 --> 01:09:45,645 That's what, take it easy, Zagger. 1284 01:09:45,647 --> 01:09:47,879 Get out. Go on, go. 1285 01:09:47,881 --> 01:09:49,782 Come on, get out of my house. 1286 01:09:49,784 --> 01:09:51,182 - Get out of my house. - I'm not... 1287 01:09:51,184 --> 01:09:52,385 What, you wanna go? You wanna go? 1288 01:09:52,387 --> 01:09:53,718 - Huh? - I don't want to go. 1289 01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:54,886 - You wanna go? - No. 1290 01:09:54,888 --> 01:09:56,422 - You wanna go? - I don't. 1291 01:09:56,424 --> 01:09:57,989 - Then let's go. - I don't want to g... 1292 01:09:57,991 --> 01:10:00,325 - I don't want to go. - You wanna go? 1293 01:10:00,327 --> 01:10:04,932 You toothed my nipple! 1294 01:10:10,272 --> 01:10:12,609 You wanted me to leave! Let me go! 1295 01:10:14,777 --> 01:10:15,979 Get off me! 1296 01:10:21,116 --> 01:10:22,618 Zagger, stop. 1297 01:10:27,355 --> 01:10:29,157 Hold on, hold on. 1298 01:10:46,176 --> 01:10:47,244 Stop! 1299 01:10:49,011 --> 01:10:50,079 Don't! 1300 01:10:56,854 --> 01:10:58,252 Don't! 1301 01:10:58,254 --> 01:10:59,324 Stop! 1302 01:11:13,104 --> 01:11:15,002 When a team is winning, 1303 01:11:15,004 --> 01:11:18,107 everyone shares in the glory. 1304 01:11:18,109 --> 01:11:23,480 It's during failure that teammates start to assign blame. 1305 01:11:23,482 --> 01:11:26,315 Zagger and Polano found themselves 1306 01:11:26,317 --> 01:11:28,917 in the bitter cold of defeat, 1307 01:11:28,919 --> 01:11:34,323 and refused to forfeit their pride. 1308 01:11:34,325 --> 01:11:38,795 Clearly, neither one was particularly good at fighting, 1309 01:11:38,797 --> 01:11:41,331 nor in good physical condition, 1310 01:11:41,333 --> 01:11:44,400 and for the first time in their friendship, 1311 01:11:44,402 --> 01:11:50,207 these teammates found themselves demanding a trade. 1312 01:11:50,209 --> 01:11:55,812 And for the record, I don't bang your sister. 1313 01:11:55,814 --> 01:11:58,719 I passionately bang your sister. 1314 01:12:02,220 --> 01:12:05,991 Have fun being all alone at your house. 1315 01:12:10,264 --> 01:12:12,166 I don't need you. 1316 01:12:15,402 --> 01:12:17,835 I don't need anybody. 1317 01:12:17,837 --> 01:12:20,071 All I need is The Sixty, 1318 01:12:20,073 --> 01:12:21,375 and The Pack, 1319 01:12:23,342 --> 01:12:24,479 and beer! 1320 01:12:25,378 --> 01:12:26,881 I'm a legend! 1321 01:12:27,980 --> 01:12:31,318 I don't need anybody! 1322 01:12:38,493 --> 01:12:42,327 Kuhn, I have to apologize. That loss was my fault. 1323 01:12:42,329 --> 01:12:44,429 I didn't write down any of your stats, 1324 01:12:44,431 --> 01:12:48,401 I didn't sit in Fart Starr, I didn't even watch the game, 1325 01:12:48,403 --> 01:12:51,036 so it's my fault, give me a call. 1326 01:12:51,038 --> 01:12:52,572 Come over, you know, let's drink, 1327 01:12:52,574 --> 01:12:55,441 let's chat chemistry, solvents, whatever. 1328 01:12:55,443 --> 01:12:57,109 Polano, my bad, dog. 1329 01:12:57,111 --> 01:13:00,479 I, uh, I'm sorry I toothed your nipple. 1330 01:13:00,481 --> 01:13:05,185 That's my bad, but just call me, come over, let's drink. 1331 01:13:05,187 --> 01:13:10,424 Debbie, pick up your phone. Call me, come over, let's drink. 1332 01:13:10,426 --> 01:13:12,861 Gong... Vanessa. 1333 01:13:14,195 --> 01:13:16,863 Hey, Mr. Severson, uh, how are you? 1334 01:13:16,865 --> 01:13:20,968 This is, uh, Ben Zagowski from your senior year, 1335 01:13:20,970 --> 01:13:23,370 from senior AP English. 1336 01:13:23,372 --> 01:13:26,544 Yeah, I was... You wanna come up... 1337 01:13:28,178 --> 01:13:31,346 May I please have you come over and drink? 1338 01:13:41,924 --> 01:13:44,026 We'll bounce back. We always do. 1339 01:13:44,028 --> 01:13:45,463 Titletown, baby. 1340 01:13:49,367 --> 01:13:52,270 I know what you need, my friend. 1341 01:13:54,171 --> 01:13:58,908 I made it myself. This right here I call Lambrew Field. 1342 01:13:58,910 --> 01:13:59,944 Try it. 1343 01:14:02,446 --> 01:14:06,548 I'm gonna bottle and distribute this stuff right here. 1344 01:14:06,550 --> 01:14:09,219 You want in early? You wanna invest? 1345 01:14:09,221 --> 01:14:11,321 - I'll think about it. - Think about it, all right. 1346 01:14:11,323 --> 01:14:13,555 Well, think about it. 1347 01:14:13,557 --> 01:14:17,896 Not really my, I don't have any money at all. 1348 01:14:24,202 --> 01:14:25,238 Whoa. 1349 01:14:26,137 --> 01:14:27,504 What's happening? 1350 01:14:27,506 --> 01:14:29,973 Oh, yeah. 1351 01:14:29,975 --> 01:14:31,340 What's going on here? 1352 01:14:31,342 --> 01:14:33,411 I double brewed this batch. 1353 01:14:33,413 --> 01:14:36,380 See, the best way to deal with a loss is to ignore reality. 1354 01:14:36,382 --> 01:14:39,684 - Whoa. - Yeah. I got a question. 1355 01:14:39,686 --> 01:14:42,953 Have you seen a cow named Mitch? 1356 01:14:42,955 --> 01:14:44,956 I see spider webs, like, everywhere. 1357 01:14:44,958 --> 01:14:48,425 Why is your daughter staring at me? 1358 01:14:48,427 --> 01:14:51,662 Where are all your friends, Zagger? 1359 01:14:51,664 --> 01:14:54,564 Oh, hm, what? I don't like this. 1360 01:14:54,566 --> 01:14:56,336 Oh, make it stop. 1361 01:14:58,438 --> 01:15:01,306 Come on, make this stop. 1362 01:15:01,308 --> 01:15:03,074 Hot water'll make it stop. 1363 01:15:03,076 --> 01:15:06,278 Make hot water. Make it stop. 1364 01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:09,748 Oh, the noise will make it stop. 1365 01:15:09,750 --> 01:15:13,017 Is that mine? Is that my hand? 1366 01:15:13,019 --> 01:15:16,454 The noise will make it stop. 1367 01:15:16,456 --> 01:15:19,093 This suit'll make it stop. 1368 01:15:21,028 --> 01:15:22,462 - This isn't me, man. This isn't... - Well, you know what? 1369 01:15:22,464 --> 01:15:26,132 Take a couple more sips and it'll stop. 1370 01:15:26,134 --> 01:15:28,266 Oh, my stat's will make it stop. 1371 01:15:28,268 --> 01:15:30,168 I was joking. It's not gonna stop. 1372 01:15:30,170 --> 01:15:31,539 It prolongs it. 1373 01:15:34,709 --> 01:15:36,178 I'm hungry. 1374 01:15:41,282 --> 01:15:43,016 You must be Mitch. 1375 01:15:43,018 --> 01:15:45,686 Classic cow-man story. 1376 01:15:45,688 --> 01:15:50,424 You don't win once in a while, you win all of the time. 1377 01:15:50,426 --> 01:15:52,192 You don't do things right once in a while, 1378 01:15:52,194 --> 01:15:54,594 you do things right all the time. 1379 01:15:54,596 --> 01:16:00,633 Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. 1380 01:16:00,635 --> 01:16:03,403 It's so nice that daddy finally has a friend 1381 01:16:03,405 --> 01:16:05,239 to watch the games with us. 1382 01:16:05,241 --> 01:16:09,176 Forever and ever and ever. 1383 01:16:17,053 --> 01:16:18,085 Is that gas? 1384 01:16:21,624 --> 01:16:22,756 Gas! 1385 01:16:22,758 --> 01:16:25,059 That's gas! Everybody out! 1386 01:16:33,504 --> 01:16:35,203 Mitch? 1387 01:16:35,205 --> 01:16:37,573 Mitch, run! It's gonna blow up! 1388 01:16:37,575 --> 01:16:40,341 Run! Run! Go! 1389 01:16:40,343 --> 01:16:43,311 Go! Yes, good. 1390 01:16:43,313 --> 01:16:44,782 Faster! 1391 01:16:56,260 --> 01:16:57,593 Oh! 1392 01:16:57,595 --> 01:16:58,462 Trapper! 1393 01:18:04,431 --> 01:18:06,497 Left alone with the charred stench 1394 01:18:06,499 --> 01:18:10,202 of reckless decisions, Zagger couldn't help 1395 01:18:10,204 --> 01:18:14,142 but long for Verbena Lemongrass. 1396 01:18:16,410 --> 01:18:19,479 Upon evaluating his own situation, 1397 01:18:19,481 --> 01:18:23,882 Zagger realized he was in need of essential changes 1398 01:18:23,884 --> 01:18:27,189 to ensure success for the future. 1399 01:18:29,723 --> 01:18:34,627 Amy, too, decided it was time for a change with a new city, 1400 01:18:34,629 --> 01:18:38,767 a new stadium, and good scuba. 1401 01:19:59,918 --> 01:20:02,318 As the old proverb goes, 1402 01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:06,523 blood is thicker than water, meaning relationships 1403 01:20:06,525 --> 01:20:10,528 and loyalties within a family are the strongest. 1404 01:20:10,530 --> 01:20:12,930 I grew up back east, but my father and my grandfather 1405 01:20:12,932 --> 01:20:14,564 grew up in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 1406 01:20:14,566 --> 01:20:17,335 so before I could walk, I was in green and gold. 1407 01:20:17,337 --> 01:20:19,604 I would listen to the games with my dad on the radio, 1408 01:20:19,606 --> 01:20:23,808 so I'm a die-hard Packer fan no matter what. 1409 01:20:23,810 --> 01:20:25,609 When you're knocked down, 1410 01:20:25,611 --> 01:20:29,346 you can always count on family to pick you up. 1411 01:20:29,348 --> 01:20:31,082 You know, for The Packers, for me, 1412 01:20:31,084 --> 01:20:32,551 it reminds me a lot of what I had with my dad and grandpa 1413 01:20:32,553 --> 01:20:34,052 before they passed away. 1414 01:20:34,054 --> 01:20:35,788 We always got to watch games at my grandpa's house. 1415 01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:37,623 My dad and I would drive down there. 1416 01:20:37,625 --> 01:20:40,458 It was truthfully like, the best part for me 1417 01:20:40,460 --> 01:20:41,994 and why I like The Packers so much. 1418 01:20:41,996 --> 01:20:43,796 And that is exactly 1419 01:20:43,798 --> 01:20:48,534 what John and Linda Zagowski did for their son. 1420 01:20:48,536 --> 01:20:50,769 Ben, I need you to get me that estimate 1421 01:20:50,771 --> 01:20:53,872 on the boom lift for SPS Roofing in Appleton. 1422 01:20:53,874 --> 01:20:56,345 Already done. 1423 01:20:59,381 --> 01:21:02,548 And also, I took a look at thermite welds versus apparatus. 1424 01:21:02,550 --> 01:21:05,485 We might be able to save a little by switching over. 1425 01:21:05,487 --> 01:21:07,786 And also, I think a lot of jobs might benefit 1426 01:21:07,788 --> 01:21:10,656 from flux core versus MIG. 1427 01:21:10,658 --> 01:21:13,392 I think we're looking at about 2% savings 1428 01:21:13,394 --> 01:21:17,931 with about 9/10 relief on labor costs. 1429 01:21:17,933 --> 01:21:21,369 Makes perfect sense to me. 1430 01:21:21,371 --> 01:21:24,905 Okay, well, uh, we'll, we'll look into it. 1431 01:21:24,907 --> 01:21:26,674 Oh, uh, honey, there's some cheese curds 1432 01:21:26,676 --> 01:21:28,108 in the refrigerator for ya. 1433 01:21:28,110 --> 01:21:30,745 I'll grab 'em later, Ma. 1434 01:21:30,747 --> 01:21:32,649 Zagowski's Welding. 1435 01:21:50,601 --> 01:21:51,703 Hey, bro. 1436 01:21:53,169 --> 01:21:55,136 Mind if I come in? 1437 01:21:55,138 --> 01:21:56,873 Mind if you take off your shoes? 1438 01:22:17,562 --> 01:22:19,796 You look good. Did you get a haircut? 1439 01:22:19,798 --> 01:22:22,198 No. I washed it. 1440 01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:23,469 Oh. 1441 01:22:29,674 --> 01:22:31,111 I've missed you. 1442 01:22:33,978 --> 01:22:36,980 - Polano's missed you. - Yeah. 1443 01:22:36,982 --> 01:22:41,918 You two, you're still dating? 1444 01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:43,155 We're engaged. 1445 01:22:45,890 --> 01:22:48,659 Hey, congrats. That's awesome. 1446 01:22:48,661 --> 01:22:49,927 He better shape up and treat you right 1447 01:22:49,929 --> 01:22:51,727 or I will take a wedge of Gouda 1448 01:22:51,729 --> 01:22:53,963 and hit him right in the junk. 1449 01:22:53,965 --> 01:22:56,469 No. We want kids. 1450 01:22:59,672 --> 01:23:01,705 Oh, you should come to his show this weekend. 1451 01:23:01,707 --> 01:23:03,607 Yeah. Yeah, maybe. 1452 01:23:03,609 --> 01:23:05,210 Maybe, maybe, maybe. 1453 01:23:05,212 --> 01:23:07,579 I don't know, I got work. 1454 01:23:07,581 --> 01:23:09,179 How is it working for the folks? 1455 01:23:09,181 --> 01:23:12,116 You know, I don't know. Weird. 1456 01:23:12,118 --> 01:23:14,619 You know, kinda like I'm still in high school, 1457 01:23:14,621 --> 01:23:16,086 except minus all the acne. 1458 01:23:16,088 --> 01:23:17,789 Oh wait, you still got acne. 1459 01:23:17,791 --> 01:23:19,828 Yeah, I know. Whatever. 1460 01:23:23,864 --> 01:23:28,536 Well, it looks like you have everything under control. 1461 01:23:29,102 --> 01:23:30,172 Yep. 1462 01:23:41,147 --> 01:23:43,986 Don't be a stranger. 1463 01:23:45,687 --> 01:23:49,459 I'm really happy for you, little sis. 1464 01:23:51,927 --> 01:23:53,996 I'm happy for you both. 1465 01:23:55,129 --> 01:23:56,565 Thank you. 1466 01:23:59,300 --> 01:24:00,966 You should call her. 1467 01:24:00,968 --> 01:24:03,203 What's the point? She's in San Fran. 1468 01:24:03,205 --> 01:24:04,970 It's gone, she's gone. 1469 01:24:04,972 --> 01:24:06,773 I mean, it wouldn't be so bad routing for the 49s, 1470 01:24:06,775 --> 01:24:08,174 now would it? 1471 01:24:08,176 --> 01:24:09,677 - I heard it. - Did you? 1472 01:24:09,679 --> 01:24:10,912 I threw up a little bit. 1473 01:24:10,914 --> 01:24:12,713 Yeah, I'm holding mine down. 1474 01:24:12,715 --> 01:24:13,580 Don't tell anyone I said that. 1475 01:24:13,582 --> 01:24:15,018 I won't. 1476 01:24:17,687 --> 01:24:19,022 Bye. 1477 01:24:23,625 --> 01:24:26,127 So I wish I was a student in 1776. 1478 01:24:26,129 --> 01:24:27,328 You know, your father will let you 1479 01:24:27,330 --> 01:24:29,329 take the new horse to school. 1480 01:24:29,331 --> 01:24:30,965 You're in your log cabin school 1481 01:24:30,967 --> 01:24:34,201 and you're sitting down for the big final exam. 1482 01:24:34,203 --> 01:24:36,672 First question, what major American event 1483 01:24:36,674 --> 01:24:37,806 happened this past summer? 1484 01:24:40,610 --> 01:24:42,177 End of test. That's it. 1485 01:24:42,179 --> 01:24:45,947 That's the test. On to farming class, kids. 1486 01:24:45,949 --> 01:24:49,718 All right, that's my time. I'm Polano. 1487 01:24:55,659 --> 01:24:57,727 - Dude, hey! - That was hilarious! 1488 01:24:57,729 --> 01:24:58,995 Dude, thanks for coming out, man. 1489 01:24:58,997 --> 01:25:00,897 Man, you're good! 1490 01:25:00,899 --> 01:25:02,365 I'm getting better, you know, I'm just doin' what I love. 1491 01:25:02,367 --> 01:25:04,666 Awesome, man! Yeah, congrats! 1492 01:25:04,668 --> 01:25:08,271 - Good for you! - Thanks, thank you. 1493 01:25:08,273 --> 01:25:10,106 - So... - Yeah. 1494 01:25:10,108 --> 01:25:11,142 Uh... 1495 01:25:13,011 --> 01:25:15,745 - Dude, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 1496 01:25:15,747 --> 01:25:18,747 I'm sorry. Let me do the feelings stuff. 1497 01:25:18,749 --> 01:25:20,818 You were there for me at the house all the time. 1498 01:25:20,820 --> 01:25:23,687 You were on my side and I was like 1499 01:25:23,689 --> 01:25:25,055 and I got selfish. 1500 01:25:25,057 --> 01:25:27,160 - I'm sorry. - It's cool. 1501 01:25:28,860 --> 01:25:30,693 How's it going, guys? Whoop, hey, look at that. 1502 01:25:30,695 --> 01:25:34,698 Gay marriage just got legalized in Wisconsin over here. 1503 01:25:34,700 --> 01:25:36,300 If anyone wants, they're registered over at, 1504 01:25:36,302 --> 01:25:37,967 uh, Bed, Bath and Beyonce. 1505 01:25:40,306 --> 01:25:41,971 He's good. 1506 01:25:41,973 --> 01:25:43,009 It's good to be here. 1507 01:25:47,781 --> 01:25:50,414 Creepy. What are you doing? 1508 01:25:50,416 --> 01:25:52,783 Ben, you're fired. 1509 01:25:52,785 --> 01:25:54,918 Is this because of the incident in the bathroom? 1510 01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:56,988 Because if you don't want that to happen, 1511 01:25:56,990 --> 01:25:58,890 then don't put those magazines in there. 1512 01:25:58,892 --> 01:26:00,891 I clicked on some stuff on that internet, 1513 01:26:00,893 --> 01:26:03,194 and there is a shipment manager position 1514 01:26:03,196 --> 01:26:05,130 at The Packers' office available, 1515 01:26:05,132 --> 01:26:07,298 and you have an interview in 20 minutes. 1516 01:26:07,300 --> 01:26:10,302 No, Ma. Not another stupid shipping position. 1517 01:26:10,304 --> 01:26:14,807 - I called an audible. - We love you, Benny. 1518 01:26:14,809 --> 01:26:16,011 Go get 'em. 1519 01:26:23,384 --> 01:26:26,118 - I'll see what happens. - You'll be fine. 1520 01:26:26,120 --> 01:26:27,189 Smile. 1521 01:26:29,223 --> 01:26:30,991 What magazines? 1522 01:26:30,993 --> 01:26:33,293 With every ounce of his being, 1523 01:26:33,295 --> 01:26:37,731 Zagger did not want to be a shipping boy again, 1524 01:26:37,733 --> 01:26:40,834 but the possibility of being inside 1525 01:26:40,836 --> 01:26:44,271 these hallowed halls intrigued him. 1526 01:26:44,273 --> 01:26:50,313 Zagger swallowed his pride and grappled with his self-doubt. 1527 01:26:51,012 --> 01:26:52,845 Hi. 1528 01:26:52,847 --> 01:26:54,747 I'm here for a job interview. 1529 01:26:54,749 --> 01:26:56,783 I must be in the wrong place. 1530 01:26:56,785 --> 01:26:59,222 No, I'm here for one too. 1531 01:27:10,467 --> 01:27:12,500 I hate interviews. 1532 01:27:12,502 --> 01:27:14,437 They make me nervous. 1533 01:27:15,472 --> 01:27:16,903 What job are you here for? 1534 01:27:16,905 --> 01:27:18,940 Uh, shipping buh... 1535 01:27:18,942 --> 01:27:20,744 Shipping manager. 1536 01:27:22,780 --> 01:27:26,117 That's the same job I'm here for. 1537 01:27:27,884 --> 01:27:30,284 I'm just messing with you man. I'm Chuck. 1538 01:27:30,286 --> 01:27:32,386 Oh, I know who you are. Yeah. 1539 01:27:32,388 --> 01:27:34,055 Yeah, oh my god. You got me. 1540 01:27:34,057 --> 01:27:36,859 Put a little dime spot in my pants there. 1541 01:27:36,861 --> 01:27:38,527 So, are you here to... 1542 01:27:38,529 --> 01:27:40,194 I'm here to talk about training some of the players. 1543 01:27:40,196 --> 01:27:41,796 Strength and conditioning, 1544 01:27:41,798 --> 01:27:43,232 killer instinct mindset sort of thing. 1545 01:27:43,234 --> 01:27:45,267 I got paid a lot of money to do what I love, 1546 01:27:45,269 --> 01:27:47,803 legally almost killing people, 1547 01:27:47,805 --> 01:27:50,006 and now I'm retired, and I wanna be involved 1548 01:27:50,008 --> 01:27:52,342 with something else I love, The Pack. 1549 01:27:52,344 --> 01:27:56,012 I'll do anything to be part of this organization. 1550 01:27:56,014 --> 01:27:57,780 Right. 1551 01:27:57,782 --> 01:28:00,216 Ben Zagowski, we're ready for you now, 1552 01:28:00,218 --> 01:28:02,452 and then Charles Little, you'll be after him. 1553 01:28:02,454 --> 01:28:05,521 Charles Liddell. Chuck Liddell? 1554 01:28:05,523 --> 01:28:08,459 - Chuck Liddell. - Oh. Okay. 1555 01:28:08,461 --> 01:28:11,861 - Ben, do you want a water? - So... 1556 01:28:11,863 --> 01:28:15,833 Basically you'll be shipping packages. 1557 01:28:15,835 --> 01:28:18,835 I just had to make sure that you weren't a complete moron, 1558 01:28:18,837 --> 01:28:23,339 but you're not, so you got the job. Yay. 1559 01:28:23,341 --> 01:28:26,944 - Great, thank you. - Can I get you some tea? 1560 01:28:26,946 --> 01:28:28,279 No, I'm good on tea, thank you. 1561 01:28:28,281 --> 01:28:30,181 - Hey! - Hey. 1562 01:28:30,183 --> 01:28:32,850 Nice! Lucky buckey badger went over to you. 1563 01:28:32,852 --> 01:28:36,287 Damn straight! Yeah, champs bowl champs. 1564 01:28:36,289 --> 01:28:38,055 Pop, are you a pop guy? 1565 01:28:38,057 --> 01:28:39,991 I mean I am, but I'm good on pop. Thank you. 1566 01:28:39,993 --> 01:28:42,527 - Hey, Zagger, what's up, buddy? - What's up, Mike? 1567 01:28:42,529 --> 01:28:45,831 Wow. Is he, uh, working with us now? 1568 01:28:45,833 --> 01:28:48,299 Yeah. He's the new shipping manager. 1569 01:28:48,301 --> 01:28:50,602 Yeah, shipping manager's got knowledge. 1570 01:28:50,604 --> 01:28:54,139 Anyway, congratulations on your all's sorry-ass badgers. 1571 01:28:54,141 --> 01:28:56,442 Yeah, well, you owe me a steak dinner. 1572 01:28:56,444 --> 01:28:58,610 Bowl went over to you, that's huge. 1573 01:28:58,612 --> 01:29:00,846 I mean, it's gonna be tough to replace Schofield, though. 1574 01:29:00,848 --> 01:29:02,547 Milk? Can I get you some milk? 1575 01:29:02,549 --> 01:29:04,449 I ran some numbers on him. 1576 01:29:04,451 --> 01:29:08,119 His snap to sack speed is 2/10 of a second quicker 1577 01:29:08,121 --> 01:29:10,323 than anybody else in the conference. 1578 01:29:10,325 --> 01:29:14,463 - No kidding? - Told you. Mad knowledge. 1579 01:29:15,896 --> 01:29:18,933 Who would you pick in the draft? 1580 01:29:21,870 --> 01:29:23,105 Tight end. 1581 01:29:24,607 --> 01:29:26,506 Receiving core here is solid, 1582 01:29:26,508 --> 01:29:28,542 but it would be really nice to have someone op 1583 01:29:28,544 --> 01:29:32,448 check down in the flat or over the middle. 1584 01:29:35,617 --> 01:29:37,583 I would also go with a running back. 1585 01:29:37,585 --> 01:29:39,352 There's a kid out of Buffalo that's had 1586 01:29:39,354 --> 01:29:41,622 back to back 1,000 yard seasons, 40 touchdowns. 1587 01:29:41,624 --> 01:29:43,924 Plus kids out of Buffalo in the draft 1588 01:29:43,926 --> 01:29:45,660 always fly under the radar. 1589 01:29:45,662 --> 01:29:47,527 You can pick him up late, you can pick him up cheap. 1590 01:29:47,529 --> 01:29:50,365 We were 14th in the lead last year in rushing. 1591 01:29:50,367 --> 01:29:52,200 That's ridiculous. 1592 01:29:52,202 --> 01:29:55,203 My forecast, bare minimum, we should be 5th or 4th. 1593 01:29:55,205 --> 01:29:57,237 So you pair this kid out of Buffalo 1594 01:29:57,239 --> 01:29:59,307 with Brandon Jackson in the backfield. 1595 01:29:59,309 --> 01:30:01,174 You have Kuhn hitting his assignments in the A gap, 1596 01:30:01,176 --> 01:30:03,244 possibly running him out into the B gap. 1597 01:30:03,246 --> 01:30:06,083 We would have a sick backfield. 1598 01:30:10,221 --> 01:30:13,121 It's just some thoughts. 1599 01:30:13,123 --> 01:30:14,990 Jody, you know that assistant scout 1600 01:30:14,992 --> 01:30:18,093 who ends half his sentences in just sayin'? 1601 01:30:18,095 --> 01:30:20,361 Ugh. Gets all handsy at the Christmas parties? 1602 01:30:20,363 --> 01:30:22,330 - Curtiss. - Curtiss, yeah. 1603 01:30:22,332 --> 01:30:25,500 Curtiss. Two S's. 1604 01:30:25,502 --> 01:30:26,537 Curtiss. 1605 01:30:28,005 --> 01:30:30,004 Oh, I'm gonna fire him. 1606 01:30:30,006 --> 01:30:31,640 Just sayin'. 1607 01:30:31,642 --> 01:30:34,477 I got a great candidate to replace him. 1608 01:30:34,479 --> 01:30:37,279 Steak? That's it. You're a food guy, 1609 01:30:37,281 --> 01:30:38,514 - not a beverage guy. - You want a steak? 1610 01:30:38,516 --> 01:30:40,050 Yeah, you want a steak. 1611 01:30:40,052 --> 01:30:41,283 - You want a steak, right? - Yeah? 1612 01:30:41,285 --> 01:30:43,118 - Sure. - I knew it. 1613 01:30:43,120 --> 01:30:44,621 Finally. 1614 01:30:44,623 --> 01:30:46,523 But no, though, we don't have any here. 1615 01:30:46,525 --> 01:30:48,358 We don't have steak here. We're a football team. 1616 01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:51,161 Yeah, not a commercial kitchen. 1617 01:30:51,163 --> 01:30:54,264 So to be clear, I'm an assistant scout, 1618 01:30:54,266 --> 01:30:57,568 - not shipping manager? - Yeah. 1619 01:30:57,570 --> 01:31:02,739 Zagger's passion had now become his profession. 1620 01:31:02,741 --> 01:31:09,747 He was no longer a shipping boy, but an assistant scout man. 1621 01:31:09,749 --> 01:31:14,985 If only Zagger's 10-year-old self could see him now, 1622 01:31:14,987 --> 01:31:19,290 he'd probably say, hm, I thought I'd be taller, 1623 01:31:19,292 --> 01:31:22,293 but that's a pretty kick-ass job. 1624 01:31:22,295 --> 01:31:25,432 Way to go, future self. 1625 01:31:26,466 --> 01:31:28,299 Whether he knew it or not, 1626 01:31:28,301 --> 01:31:32,236 Zagger had prepared for this job his entire life, 1627 01:31:32,238 --> 01:31:35,606 and everything was perfect. 1628 01:31:35,608 --> 01:31:37,575 Almost everything. 1629 01:31:51,760 --> 01:31:53,963 - Hey. - Hey. 1630 01:31:58,332 --> 01:32:01,233 - Big day. - Yeah. 1631 01:32:01,235 --> 01:32:04,771 Looks great. They're so cute together. 1632 01:32:04,773 --> 01:32:06,007 Yeah. 1633 01:32:09,078 --> 01:32:11,444 Have you tried this? It's really good. 1634 01:32:11,446 --> 01:32:14,313 Yeah, I know. I should have invested. 1635 01:32:14,315 --> 01:32:17,084 So assistant scout position, that's amazing. 1636 01:32:17,086 --> 01:32:20,153 Yeah, yeah. It's unreal. It is amazing. 1637 01:32:20,155 --> 01:32:22,188 I'm really happy for you. 1638 01:32:22,190 --> 01:32:23,559 You deserve it. 1639 01:32:25,293 --> 01:32:29,398 - All your dreams came true. - I guess. 1640 01:32:30,801 --> 01:32:32,600 If the two of you are done yapping, 1641 01:32:32,602 --> 01:32:36,171 we'd like to get this rehearsal started. 'Kay? 1642 01:32:36,173 --> 01:32:37,337 Let's go. 1643 01:32:39,642 --> 01:32:41,678 Excuse me, everybody. 1644 01:32:42,445 --> 01:32:45,113 Excuse me. 1645 01:32:45,115 --> 01:32:47,681 Before we start, I'd just like to take this time 1646 01:32:47,683 --> 01:32:52,220 to thank someone special to me, to us. 1647 01:32:52,222 --> 01:32:55,190 Growing up a Bears' fan in Green Bay wasn't easy. 1648 01:32:55,192 --> 01:32:57,493 Boo. 1649 01:32:57,495 --> 01:33:00,762 It was kinda like being Andy Dufresne in Shawshank, 1650 01:33:00,764 --> 01:33:04,733 but a lot less murder. 1651 01:33:04,735 --> 01:33:07,636 But I found my Morgan Freeman. 1652 01:33:07,638 --> 01:33:10,271 My Red. Someone who had my back 1653 01:33:10,273 --> 01:33:13,609 and who would smuggle in all those chess pieces I wanted. 1654 01:33:13,611 --> 01:33:15,377 How come he's the only one who gets this reference? 1655 01:33:15,379 --> 01:33:17,178 - Come on. Come on. - Shawshank. 1656 01:33:17,180 --> 01:33:18,682 - Shawshank Redemption? - Tim Robbins. 1657 01:33:18,684 --> 01:33:20,683 - Best Picture, '95? - Yeah, I get it. 1658 01:33:20,685 --> 01:33:24,120 - Anybody? All right. - All right. 1659 01:33:24,122 --> 01:33:25,157 Anyway. 1660 01:33:25,858 --> 01:33:27,591 Thank you, Zagger. 1661 01:33:27,593 --> 01:33:29,426 You've been a brother my whole life, 1662 01:33:29,428 --> 01:33:32,628 but tomorrow you're officially family. 1663 01:33:32,630 --> 01:33:34,396 - Salud. - Salud. 1664 01:33:34,398 --> 01:33:35,397 Salud, cheers. 1665 01:33:35,399 --> 01:33:37,366 Okay, listen up! 1666 01:33:37,368 --> 01:33:40,402 Polano, go up front. 1667 01:33:40,404 --> 01:33:42,839 - The two of you, hey, hey, hey. - Yes? 1668 01:33:42,841 --> 01:33:44,909 Will you guys get together already? 1669 01:33:44,911 --> 01:33:46,443 - Yes. - Here? 1670 01:33:46,445 --> 01:33:48,579 Here, here, here, here? 1671 01:33:48,581 --> 01:33:50,281 Oh, hot back, hot back, hot back. 1672 01:33:50,283 --> 01:33:51,616 I know, I've been meaning to have a doctor 1673 01:33:51,618 --> 01:33:53,351 - take a look at that, but... - Guys! 1674 01:33:53,353 --> 01:33:55,920 Quit fartin' around, I'm getting married. 1675 01:33:55,922 --> 01:33:59,490 Get together, okay? 1676 01:33:59,492 --> 01:34:00,694 Lookin' good. 1677 01:34:05,164 --> 01:34:08,367 - So how's San Fran? - Great. Yeah. 1678 01:34:08,369 --> 01:34:11,435 - I'm really gonna miss it. - Miss it? 1679 01:34:11,437 --> 01:34:15,273 They offered me the VP of Operations for North America. 1680 01:34:15,275 --> 01:34:17,111 And that means? 1681 01:34:17,878 --> 01:34:20,148 I'll be moving back. 1682 01:34:24,784 --> 01:34:26,253 Welcome home. 1683 01:34:27,655 --> 01:34:31,256 Super fans have come and gone, 1684 01:34:31,258 --> 01:34:35,461 but as long as these titans battle on the gridiron, 1685 01:34:35,463 --> 01:34:38,831 there will be fans dedicating their lives 1686 01:34:38,833 --> 01:34:41,234 to these gods of sport, 1687 01:34:41,236 --> 01:34:44,404 blindly putting relationships at risk. 1688 01:34:44,406 --> 01:34:49,609 But in the end, one must reflect and think, 1689 01:34:49,611 --> 01:34:54,582 how did Zagger not notice a fully grown cow 1690 01:34:54,584 --> 01:34:56,249 living in his house? 1691 01:34:56,251 --> 01:34:58,284 I mean, what the fuck? 1692 01:35:24,448 --> 01:35:27,514 There's no other fan base like The Packers' fan base. 1693 01:35:27,516 --> 01:35:31,385 The fans, too. The fans are the greatest of any team. 1694 01:35:31,387 --> 01:35:33,388 You feel like you're among friends 1695 01:35:33,390 --> 01:35:35,423 - whenever you're at the game. - We've started a family. 1696 01:35:35,425 --> 01:35:38,727 I have people here today from probably 10 different states. 1697 01:35:38,729 --> 01:35:40,562 I'm originally from Southern Wisconsin. 1698 01:35:40,564 --> 01:35:42,264 I now live in Kentucky. 1699 01:35:42,266 --> 01:35:44,666 I'm from Seattle, Washington, born and raised there. 1700 01:35:44,668 --> 01:35:45,934 We live in Oklahoma City area. 1701 01:35:45,936 --> 01:35:47,670 I am not from Green Bay. 1702 01:35:47,672 --> 01:35:49,839 I am from Kingston, Jamaica. 1703 01:35:49,841 --> 01:35:51,540 And I'm at home here. 1704 01:35:51,542 --> 01:35:54,576 Everyone's very nice, accommodating, give me beer. 1705 01:35:54,578 --> 01:35:56,645 We heard that the Packer fans are the best fans. 1706 01:35:56,647 --> 01:35:58,813 They're really nice and accommodating. 1707 01:35:58,815 --> 01:36:00,282 But we'll see. 1708 01:36:00,284 --> 01:36:01,783 - Yeah, fans are great. - So far. 1709 01:36:01,785 --> 01:36:03,685 We'll see how much alcohol they have. 1710 01:36:03,687 --> 01:36:04,953 Yeah, we'll see how long that lasts. 1711 01:36:04,955 --> 01:36:06,959 Once the beer kicks in. 1712 01:36:08,927 --> 01:36:13,329 Whoa! Where did you get such a cannon for an arm? 1713 01:36:13,331 --> 01:36:15,935 Guess it runs in the family. 1714 01:36:21,706 --> 01:36:23,473 I think it's time we had the talk. 1715 01:36:23,475 --> 01:36:25,708 Dad, I'm about to graduate college. 1716 01:36:25,710 --> 01:36:27,943 It's a little late for that. 1717 01:36:27,945 --> 01:36:30,614 No, the other talk. 1718 01:36:38,758 --> 01:36:40,794 Son, you're adopted. 1719 01:36:44,430 --> 01:36:46,029 For those difficult moments in life, 1720 01:36:46,031 --> 01:36:47,664 reach for a cool refreshing beer 1721 01:36:47,666 --> 01:36:51,935 that helps smooth over life's rough edges. 1722 01:36:51,937 --> 01:36:53,471 Time out, boys. 1723 01:37:31,480 --> 01:37:32,915 Fuck. 1724 01:37:40,020 --> 01:37:43,023 Why did you guys wait so long to tell me? 1725 01:37:43,025 --> 01:37:45,893 Oh, sounds like someone needs another Lambrew. 1726 01:37:45,895 --> 01:37:47,560 Hey, make that two! 1727 01:37:58,807 --> 01:38:03,012 Lambrew Field, take a break from reality. 1728 01:38:10,622 --> 01:38:12,250 Subtitles by explosiveskull