Hong Kong is a place of steady prosperity.
If you're someone who is able to buy a flat,
We say you're "on board"
While I may have just gotten on board,
it's on board a car that's speeding downhill.
I'm the same as the vast majority of Hong Kongers -
hoping to graduate, get a job, earn money, buy a flat, and marry -
following this path of life moving endlessly uphill.
But right now, I've somehow sunk into the lowest depths of life.
THE SINKING CITY - CAPSULE ODYSSEY
It all starts with the love story between me and my girlfriend.
Boss Chan?
I finally get to meet you!
Using roses as a way to recognize each other...
Thank you.
...is so romantic!
I'd always thought you were in your sixties.
I never imagined you'd be so young.
Do you mind if we order first?
The food here's pretty good, and the view's not bad.
But I bet there's no place with great views you haven't lived.
I insist on treating you for this meal, you dreamboat.
If it wasn't for a few years ago,
when you were telling everyone online to buy property,
how else would I have been so obedient and bought in low?
After what you said, I instantly bought twenty seaside flats.
I netted five hundred mil.
It turns out, being so wealthy,
a person's life...gets really empty.
I'm so lonely...l want...
Uh, Mrs Ka, actually...
No, no...call me "Precious Jade"
Why don't I still call you "Mrs Ka"
I really do thank you very much for your unbroken esteem and support.
I have something here that can solve your loneliness.
Really, Boss?!
I mean, how about you get a job?
That is, whatever job you can get, take it.
Ideally, do multiple jobs a day.
That's the real way to experience life's meaning.
That is excellence.
Is that necessary?
Yes, that's the right way.
Your loneliness keeps deepening. I can feel it.
Come. Get up, get going, pay the bill. Go!
Well, are you ready?
All set. Where's your mom?
She's coming.
...nothing, just shopping and having tea with my daughter.
Gotta go, talk later.
Auntie.
How kind of you, inviting me here for tea.
Or was it just convenient to ask me along?
Mom, see how much Chi Hin cares about you?
He bought flowers just for you.
Right. Have a seat, auntie.
I especially asked to have tea with you.
Please, help yourself.
You don't normally want to see me even on a good day.
Is there something you wanted to say to me today?
Auntie, you sure see things clearly.
In truth, there's something Wan Yi and I discussed,
which today...
No discussion. No way. Don't say a thing.
Huh?
These days, the average livable flat is at least 20 grand a square foot.
Don't say I'm looking down on you,
but you couldn't even afford a washroom.
You call yourself a man?
Are condoms that expensive these days?
So tell me, what are you counting on to support her and her baby?
Mom, what are you talking about? What baby?
Auntie, I think you misunderstand.
I really have thought about marrying Wan Yi,
but we definitely are not having a baby.
The fact is, my company is sending me to New York to set up office.
So for the next year or two, I'll be in New York instead of Hong Kong.
Then for that time, Wan Yi can move back in with you.
Ah, New York!
Your boss...his decision is really fantastic!
Of course I'm happy to have my daughter move back in.
You are gifted. Such a smart boy.
Truth is, I really do have a plan... I'm thinking
that once I'm back from New York,
Wan Yi and I can register to marry.
Now, now...a person should not be too hasty.
New York...the biggest city in world!
Even Spider-Man lives there!
For men, career is the most important thing.
Relationship and kids... just set those aside for now.
Oh, I'm meeting friends to pray at Che Kung Temple.
So sorry, Chi Hin. You have this for yourself.
I'll ask for a talisman while I'm there,
to bless your early departure, great success, and quick stability.
I'm off.
Take care, Auntie.
Bye.
Wait for me at home, Hin.
You can take that?
If it was me, I'd have walloped her.
You don't say. Just wrap this up.
You're back.
What's wrong?
Hin...
I don't want you to go.
Silly.
When you get there...
no picking up girls, no partying, and no prostitutes!
You're crazy, as if I would.
Then swear.
I swear I definitely won't
- Turn around. Just turn around! - What are you doing?
Turn around. Just turn around!
Hurry UP
Don't move.
What are you writing?
- Don't move. - That tickles
Finished.
What'd you write?
Hashtag. I. Won't. Hire. Prostitutes.
Of course I wouldn't!
But aren't people over there gonna laugh at me?
Whatever, I don't care.
Promise me.
You have to reply to my messages.
Don't ghost me.
Think about me every day.
And remember -
Silly me is waiting in Hong Kong for you to marry me!
Of course I will.
This is the "New York" I was talking about,
as well as my office for the next two years.
You're staying back.
Excuse me.
Hey, excuse me.
Something I can help you with?
I want to go up.
Going up? What floor?
4. 4A.
I'm also 4A. Let me get that.
There's no need. I've got it.
No need? Then it'll get dirty.
What?
There's no...
May I ask what we're waiting here for?
For what? For the lift.
For the lift? There's a lift here?
Of course not, I haven't pushed the button.
Here goes - boop!
There it is.
Uh-oh, it's stuck. I'll check it out.
You in the right place? Come on in.
Here, let me...
What's your name?
It's Hin.
Hin? Good name.
I'm Shing, remember me?
- Hello, Shing. - I helped you before. Come...
Actually, I can manage.
Don't worry, everyone here is my guest. Come on in.
These here are my bosses. Don't be frightened.
This one is "Chili" Keung. Great at the lottery.
Come on.
Why's it shaking like that?
It's nothing. It'll be over soon.
It shakes anytime there's a storm.
What? A rumble's going down?
I'll be right over!
Fung.
Hin.
Talk later.
These are all pals.
Hey there, new resident.
What's your name?
Chi Hin.
Sui Cheung. Good to meet you.
Watch your stuff. It's easy to lose things here.
- Don't be like that! - I can't stand it! Let me out!
Jenny,
- Now what? - don't be like that!
Don't be like that!
- Hey! - Excuse me.
Don't you know we have a guest here?
No, Jenny!
What's going on?
Jenny, please, just let me explain.
You're crazy!
It's like a coffin. How can I sleep here tonight?
We're saving money.
Can't you bear it for just a night or so?
Bear it?
With all those memorial tablets? It's like they're staring!
This one? There's so much smoke it's like it's on fire!
When I was in the toilet... He was there cooking noodles.
It's like a morgue. I couldn't even turn around just now!
It's like...I’m a dead body!
Oh my God! I am a girl!
Calm down.
Fatty...No, wait. Ming's lady, right?
Let me say something that's fair to all.
Fung, over here? His smoke gets vented out.
Those tablets behind me?
Just pretend you don't see them.
Now, it's cramped here. Kitchen and toilet are dual-purpose.
That's normal, right?
If you eat here and don't poop here, where would you?
Take a plane somewhere else to poop?
Use me as an example. I poop out on the street.
I wash the street, while I'm at it.
What?
Why are you all wet?
Never mind. It's fine.
Your lady, right?
You have a point because of your size.
But someone as full-figured as you
doesn't really understand the joys of such a narrow space.
Try to imagine that, in such a small coop,
your man takes his thing out and whips it around.
The walls of the cave go boom-boom-boom.
Then you pull out your boobs and go bop-bop-bop.
Then he puts his thing up there and jack-jacks it off,
followed by pew-pew-pew!
What a sound!
It is simply something that that nerd Einstein,
aside from discovering special relativity, came up with -
a boom-boom-booming symphony.
Sound good?
No!
- What's wrong? - Meow!
Jenny!
It's like she's never seen someone in his underwear. Seriously.
Jenny, look...
What the heck are you doing? Where are you off to?
Stay here and wait for her to contact you!
It's not like you can't catch her - she's the size of a fridge!
She used to do track and field. She's really fast!
Track and field? You mean throwing discus?
Stop contradicting. Jenny!
Contradicting what?
Ming should know better. If you live here, you can't let your girl know.
Ain't that right?
And so, I started hiding my "life in New York" from Wan Yi.
I, a real estate agent,
would live in a coffin-like, 4 foot by 6 foot capsule.
And the surroundings were as nasty as you just saw.
But I didn't mind one bit.
Because each month staying here saved me...eight grand.
Settle up, or you're in deep trouble.
We have all your Facebook contacts.
Pay back on time, or we'll see you on Facebook!
Not only have debt collectors kept up with the times,
they also have a hold of modern man's Achilles' heel.
It's also the reason I had to move to this hideout.
I graduated four years ago.
I wouldn't have thought that before starting to pay those loans back,
my overdue card balance was already twelve times my salary.
I don't throw around money,
and don't pay for hookers. I don't drink or gamble.
Just bearing the cost of living together with Wan Yi,
that 11k in rent, has brought me to this.
Shing has lived here the longest.
I found out later that his failed business made him a little crazy.
But he wasn't all gone.
Setting up these mini-shrines for ashes actually made him a living.
This company is in its ninth year of business.
Though not triumphant, it has seen some success.
Next week, I'm set to promote this air-conditioned, ash-vending shrine.
That's right. Every filial son and grandchild needs just five dollars
to get their ancestor's ashes out with a twist and pay their respects.
What if it's not the right ones?
If they're not the right ones,
they will get random ancestors and their relatives.
In the realm of Love,
it's not impossible that this is still a kind of tribute.
Alright.
Didn't you chase after that fatty? Did you catch her?
I told you Jenny did track and field.
Track and field?
She might be taking banned substances. Watch yourself.
Ming is quite obviously a delivery truck driver.
The biggest obstacle he faced, is having nowhere to get busy.
Lots of people have also gone through this phase.
To be quite frank,
the space he needs... is truly more than what others need.
Boss Chan is just my alter ego.
I've never bought any properties.
I was just hired by an online marketing agency
to post on clients' fan pages and buy likes,
getting paid by the post. You get it.
After posting to real estate forums, I'd do comic sex pic forums,
then make pandering posters for LegCo members.
When I studied IT, I thought I'd become the next Zuckerberg.
I'd never have guessed I'd end up
sleeping on this kind of bunk.
Hey, get out. what the heck?
What's a dog doing here?
That dog? Shing found him.
Hey, Shing
What, you got a problem with the dog?
You're not going to keep a dog in a place this small, right?
Seems to me you're a little prejudiced against dogs.
You don't like dogs, right?
I don't mean that...
I'll put him down.
You don't have to do that! Why would you?
Don't want him put down?
Then how about me?
Hey! What are you doing?!
Wise up.
This is no regular dog. He knows how to follow.
But he follows nobody but me.
I vow to give him a resounding name!
So he will be remembered for generations! Thousands will revere him!
You. Make a suggestion.
Andrew.
Worthy of praise. But doesn't seem imposing enough.
Louis.
Not smart enough.
Not smart enough? You want smart?
Then just call him Aleck.
Aleck?
So bold! So insubordinate!
You're choosing Aleck? Outrageous.
What do you think?
Leave me out of it.
- Brother Fung! - Where's brother Fai Ming?
Where's brother Fai Ming?
Calm down!
Calm down? Fai Ming was knifed!
Who did it, huh? Who did it?!
Him.
Stand right there!
Standing right here.
You did brother Fai Ming?
That's the luck of the draw.
So you were ordered.
Who's your big brother?
Uh, Ko Wing-Man.
Ko Wing-Man?
What division?
Hospital management.
Uh, doctor Ko...everything alright?
Just fine. A patient's relative is just asking who my brother is,
so of course I'm going to tell him.
Don't worry, I know you're all concerned,
but it's not a hard surgery to endure.
Appendectomies are simple procedures.
Appendectomy?
Yes
Who in the WhatsApp group said he was getting knifed?
I just said he was under the knife.
Next time type it out.
You're the patient's relative?
He's my big brother. Need something, I'll handle it.
This is the patient's appendix. You keep it.
Appendix? ls there some mistake?
When are they that big?
No mistake. Take it.
Oh, there's also -
this.
Eighteen thousand?
Nurse - my brothers' broken arms get patched for seven hundred.
Is this calculation a mistake?
No mistake. You're his younger brother, right?
Brothers...
Brother Fung, you're a real man of principle.
Since Fai Ming has a bro like you, we can rest easy leaving.
Catch you on WhatsApp!
Do Hong Kong residents get a discount?
No.
What about gangbangers?
No.
And UnionPay cardholders?
Yeah!
I don't have one.
This guy staying in the bunk next to me is Fung the gangster.
And this dickhead sleeping here, who just had his appendix removed,
is Fai Ming, said to have brought Fung into his circle
fifteen years ago.
Big brother, I wanna follow you.
You wanna follow me?
He does look pretty bad-ass. I'd follow him, too.
It's hard being a gangster.
I know. You gotta take dudes out.
I wanna do that.
Looks like you've got guts. You have potential.
Welcome to our company.
- Brother! - Watch it -
the name is Ng. Call me Mr Ng.
Fai Ming!
Yo. Right here.
This kid wants to join the business.
Take care of him.
Okay. What's your name?
Fung.
That's easy to remember.
One thousand, three hundred thirty-six?
Pretty much. There's a ton that we have to safeguard.
I said where are you from?!
I'm in charge here!
I said where are you from? Where do you live?
I said where are you from?!
I'm in cha...Jeez.
Just like that, Fung was in,
hoping to, like Chan Ho-Nam from the movies,
be someone who called the shots.
Where are you from, huh?
I said where are you from!
I'm in charge here!
What're giving me the keys for? You done parking?
I'm only tested for perpendicular parking.
You screwing around? A valet who can't park?
Hey! This street is ours!
You're crazy.
Hey. Uncensored pornos - good schoolboy stuff.
Huh? Who buys discs? I torrent them.
Hey...what's torrent?
But he never guessed that,
post-handover, all the gang rackets were on their way out.
Anything he did...was doomed.
Brother Fai Ming...this really isn't working.
No, you've got a cool Iron Man thing going.
Forget customs. I'll blow up before I even get in.
It is a little bit much.
Why not make a few more trips?
Brother Fai Ming... I really don't want any more jobs.
If I don't off somebody, how do I move up?
What decade are you living in, John?
Who goes around murdering people anymore?
Never mind offing people,
even debt collection is just sending a message,
making a call. That's it.
Don't think I'm not teaching you.
You wanna roll, you gotta be loyal.
You ain't helping out, then you ain't loyal.
That's all there is to it.
Hey, wait.
Look, how about this -
Just one last time.
I promise to have you mixing it up at a new post next time.
Risky, front-line stuff.
You'll move up this time. Satisfied?
Come on, put your shirt on.
Come on.
HOW?
Like a jacket. Here.
See, it's like totally hidden.
- You look great. - You really can't tell?
No! Just keep moving, draw it tighter, and you're fine!
Be careful, okay?
Bye, Chong.
As underworld economics changed,
so changed Fung's wish, from traveling the world,
into traveling to Lo Wu.
Don't move. This is a robbery!
Ah!
Cut! Too over-the-top!
Her acting is kind of extreme.
Brother Cheung, you're too exaggerated.
Huh? Me?
Let me demonstrate for you.
Dontmove. ltsarobbery. sGimmeyourwallet and yourphone.
Ah!
- Doesn't that look a lot better? - It does!
The reaction was more realistic, right?
That really was a lot better,
but if I just do it like before...
I know about your life experience,
but you can't shoot movies like that.
It can't be so exaggerated.
And what is that?
I knit this back in jail.
Props!
Yes, director!
This. Wear this.
Through the corrections process,
I learned to understand myself,
build self-confidence, and integrate into society.
I hoped to find myself a proper prof...
Okay, good take! That's a wrap!
Brother Cheung, thank you for sharing your rehabilitation.
Uh, director, there's no need to be so polite.
For ex-cons like me,
it really isn't easy getting back into society.
So I'm really happy to be able to help out,
but I did want to ask about compensation for acting...
I think you might have misunderstood just a little.
This special on rehabilitation is for non-profit purposes.
Didn't the parole officer explain that to you?
Should I call and...
No, no, that's not necessary. I get it.
I'm happy to have helped out, free of charge.
No money. But that's not important.
Just keep working hard, right?
Sui Cheung - you can do it! Try harder!
There, see?
Another chance to work, right?
Don'tmove. ltsarobbery. Gimmeyourwallet andyourphone.
Huh?
Don'tmove. ltsarobbery. Gimmeyourwallet andyourphone.
Sorry, what did you say?
See? Told you that wouldn't work!
You gotta have faith in yourself.
Sui Cheung - you can do it!
Try harder.
Don't move. This is a robbery!
I'm gonna die. Save me! Save me!
Lady, calm down. Be rational.
I said robbery. You're not gonna die.
Rape! Rape!
Yo mamma, rape. I didn't even touch you.
I just wanna do a simple robbery.
Rape!
Let the woman go!
I didn't even grab her. How am I supposed to let her go?
Rapist, eh? You're dead!
Why?!
You like raping?
- Why?! - Damn rapist!
Why?! Why won't you believe me?
Are you kidding? Are you inhuman?
Beating up a rapist and you don't even call me?
Why won't you give me a chance?!
Why?!
I'm gonna get you, bitch!
Why?! Why won't you believe me?
I believe you. I came in just to say so.
Everyone here has broken the law.
But each person should have a chance to change.
All of us can see how truly repentant you are.
Isn't that right?!
Yes!
You are the first friend I've had since coming here.
What did you say?! What friend?!
Brothers.
The world may not believe you, but all of us brothers will.
Does everyone believe him?!
We do...
Let's here some clapping!
- Thank you all. - That's fine!
Thank you. Thank you.
What are you...
I want to properly thank you.
- Thank you. - Please Don't.
No, dammit. No!
Miss...are you okay?
I'm so scared, I don't think my legs will hold me up.
Hey!
"The weather there looks great!"
"lt's changing seasons in New York."
"Every day's lunch is like a picnic."
The fact is that I'm here sweating my pants off.
But every day I still have to invent proof of being in New York.
"Ka's daughter searching for dog - He's good at taking pictures!"
"Hong Kong is laughing over this one!"
What? No way.
Just gimme one bar. I'm sending something, man.
One bar!
Hey!
You have a good time with yours?
She was great.
Mine was good, too. Chick was small, but could really do it.
We gotta come back for more next time.
Hey...
What are you doing here?
No, no, I'm just looking for something.
Looking for something? Well so am I.
Found it. Good stuff.
Good stuff.
That's okay.
Hey! What're you doing?
What, just ringing the...
So...you two came together.
Come in and take turns playing, handsome.
- Have a little fun, - Hey, I don't need any...
- help out a bit... - Don't say no so soon.
That's right.
Nothing wrong with a threesome.
But be gentle and be courteous, okay?
This costs extra.
How much?
Him? 390 for the handsome boy.
You? 690.
What the...that's high, fatty.
Let me think it over!
Seriously? You gotta think even that over?
Wow, I hadn't figured you for someone with standards.
Dummy, use your head -
Ring the bell. When she steps out, take a good look
Then go home, rub one out, and you're done!
Over time, you can save a lot
Really, try it.
- That's okay, really. - Do each other?
Don't let me hold you up.
- Do each other? - Don't let me hold you up.
Just grab it a while.
Let me go, I'm looking for something.
Don't let me hold you up.
Isn't it big?
So so.
Welcome! Come in and have some soup first.
Hey, no, actually...
First time seeing you. My name is Lai.
I made sea cucumber and tendon soup today.
Good for the back and kidneys.
Drink it while it's hot.
Sorry, but I think that's enough.
So soon? But you've only just arrived.
No, actually, I live in the building on the other side.
Just now at the window, I accidentally dropped a selfie stick
onto your bra.
Oh, so that stick was yours.
Thanks.
Sorry, I really have to go.
Let me pay you something. How much?
That's okay! Just finish your soup first.
I'll drink it! I Will.
But because...
when I came over, I didn't bring my wallet,
would you mind waiting for me to go get it?
It's okay, we're neighbors.
Give it to me when you pass by next time.
Finish the soup first, while it's still hot.
Okay, ORGY-
I have something to do.
Oh, you know how to use those sticks,
so do you know how to get online?
I haven't been able to get online,
I can't tell if any clients even booked me.
Though Lai was in her thirties,
she kept herself up quite well.
As for this massage and soup package,
it felt to me like a subsidized house up for sale -
Sure, it's seen some years,
but it's simple, straightforward, and practical.
It really had a sense of 'home' to it.
Hi, baby. Miss me?
Yes, I'm working.
Thanks so much. What's your name?
I'm Chi-Hin.
Chi-Hin...Wait one second, okay?
When you get a chance, come back for soup.
Sure.
Hey, hey!
What's with you?
Aleck seems to like you, following you around like that.
Would you deal with your dog, already?
Hey, stop that. That's medicine!
Little Aleck is actually pretty cute.
It's too bad Jenny likes cats instead of dogs.
Otherwise, she'd come over a lot more.
What, your chick still hasn't dumped you?
Bro, don't say that.
True love's not so weak.
I'm meeting Jenny tonight.
You can't drag me down.
After all that just last time? You're trying again?
I'm not doing it here.
I booked a hotel room across the street.
Tonight, Jenny and I are gonna go boom-boom.
Hey, Fung...the dog -
He's eating that pack of chitlins in the fridge.
Oh, let him.
He knows how to eat. That's good stuff.
Let him eat all of it.
Aleck doesn't just know how to eat,
he's got a lot more tricks,
Watch this.
- Come here. - What's the deal?
Come here, dummy. Look at that.
See that? Aleck knows how take your picture.
No, really?
Is he that smart?
Wow!
Get ready.
Yeah!
Aleck sure is smart. He can frame a shot.
Yo, time to run.
I gotta go boom-boom.
- Boom-boom? - Yep,
don't wait up for me. Bye!
Enjoy yourself!
What's this?
Shit!
No room?
So sorry, but time for the themed room you booked
was extended by its occupant.
You could just wait...
Are you kidding? How much did they extend?
By...
three hours.
Three hours?!
That long?
I take about that long.
Nevermind. No kitty theme. Switch to another.
Huh? You said a kitty theme. Meow!
It's alright, let's try a different one.
There's subway car...dungeon...
Wow, this underworld one...
it's practically erupting. Meow!
Nuh-uh!
Stick out that kitty tongue.
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Uh, meow?
We don't have any vacancies at all.
How about this - the soonest vacancy we have is in an hour,
a space-capsule theme!
Would you like to wait?
Wait your ass, wait!
With enough cash, I bet there'd be rooms!
Meow. We're out.
This is nuts. No rooms anywhere.
Got a room?
Baby, we already walked ten thousand steps,
a whole day's workout quota. I'm exhausted.
Let's just forget it.
Of course not!
I'm not someone who goes halfway.
Baby, there's no one around. Let's do it here.
Somebody's there!
No way.
Wow...impressive.
Baby, let's do it outside. We can't let 'em win.
Meow, no way!
Look, if you don't find a place quick, kitty won't mate.
Meow! I finally found a busted restroom that's empty!
Hey, wake up, let's go or it'll be gone.
Twenty kilometers...a new record.
What?
I'm out of energy.
Hey, don't be like that! Wake up!
You don't even have to do move around, I'll do it!
Hey! Aleck, you sure can pick a spot.
So many beds to sleep in and you have to pick here.
No wonder I was burning up all night.
Get up.
Go on, get out.
Hey, what's with the sneaking around.
Where are you going?
Like I shouldn't move out?
If I stay here, Jenny will really break up with me.
Shh! Keep it down.
If Shing hears you, you're in deep shit.
Last time a guy moved out,
Shing held onto him for twelve hours.
He's crazy. We've always knows that.
Well, don't put it like that.
You know the property tycoon of '97. That was Shing.
In one night, he bought 24 units.
In one night, it was all gone.
Shh! Keep it down, you'll wake him up!
You already found a place to move?
I was up all last night. Ran the numbers.
No matter what, I have to find my own, cozy space.
I need my own place before I can get it on with Jenny.
That's what life is about, trying to get it on, right?
Well yeah, you're right about that.
But I don't know what else I can say.
Take care.
Thank you.
Here...haven't you always liked my clamps?
Take it
Thank you. There's only one?
So greedy.
Thank you.
Brother Fung...for you.
I don't mess with those things.
It's a bluetooth headset.
Thank you. I gotta go back to Lo Wu again tomorrow.
It vibrates?
That's the way it is.
You probably like to sing.
- No thanks... - Here's my personal mic. Take it.
- It's...it's okay, really. - Take it.
Give it to me. It vibrates?
For vibrato.
I don't have any gift for you,
so if Aleck takes your bed, you can sleep on mine.
Okay-
Alright, I'm off. Waking up Sheng would be a disaster.
I'll walk with you.
Great, thank you.
Bye-bye, Ming! Bye!
Sorry.
You can't leave! You're not allowed!
Sheng!
Watching Ming there, I kind of wanted to cry.
Cry, because if I wanted to buy my first flat at 3 million dollars,
I'd have to live here twelve years
To save up a ten percent down payment.
Living as a male animal
that couldn't mate for twelve years -
How could I stand it?
Chi-Hin?
Did I get in your way?
No, no.
I was bored waiting so long, so I was taking selfies.
Oh.
Want any help?
No need. You do your selfies.
Hey, is your place also too small to wash and hang your clothes?
Hong Kong homes are all too small to do that.
Yeah. Hong Kong's buildings are all stuck to each other.
Even if you got to the 5 million dollar ones,
there's still no room to hang clothes to dry.
That's why there are so many laundromats.
5 million and still no room to hang clothes...
Hong Kong people sure are dumb.
In my hometown, three flats together wouldn't cost a million.
Balconies hold as many clothes as you'd want.
Hong Kongers are dumb.
Everyone keeps putting everything into their apartments
and yet...they don't even know what for.
Happiness means having a home.
I lost Baby! Give Baby back to me!
I have two million on me.
Give Baby back and I'll give you two million!
Sometimes, it's better being a dog than a person.
Wouldn't have figured a dog's value to be a hundred times mine.
Excuse me.
Hi, honey. I miss you, too.
Do you love me?
I'm doing laundry.
With a neighbor. You don't know him.
Oh, you want to talk to him?
Say a few words.
That's okay!
I don't want to frighten your boyfriend.
Hello, are you my mommy's boyfriend?
Yeah.
Okay, mommy's busy now.
Alright, Bye-bye.
Lai's case was of another typical husband who abandoned his wife.
So she misled her daughter, saying she came to Hong Kong to cook.
Lai really is good at making soup.
If she opened a stall, the business should be pretty good.
Good thing you called. I was just about to ring you.
Brother Fai, I want to change gangs.
I don't want to smuggle anymore.
Huh? Change to what gang?
South Asians. At least I'll have a chance to make a mark.
Look, Bob, I get it. I want out, too.
All along, I thought we could wrap up the smuggling
and bring us over to bid-rigging.
But somehow in the end there was zilch.
I'm really disappointed, too.
Like today. At first, they said to keep it under wraps,
that there'd be blood. They even called for you by name.
I said don't. Could we not keep using the juniors?
Let them mix it up outside a bit.
No, brother Fai Ming. I'll do it.
Didn't you want to change gangs?
The boss needs work done and juniors don't do it? That's a disgrace.
For gangsters, that's what matters most.
Fai Ming sent me.
Brother Wah...He's here.
Brother Wah, this is one I really can't do!
No, I think it suits you well.
See how muscular you are? Looks good, no?
Yeah! Just like the Hulk.
Looks good.
Brother Wah, can you stop putting things on my body?
My clothes are almost bursting.
Does it have to be like this?
This lot used to be very pricey,
It's only been expired a year or two.
Take it up there and lots of people will fight over it.
Even better if you can take more up there.
Go throw a coat on, take the goods, and get going.
More gray goods.
We just call it that to fool people.
Brother Wah, do you really think I can make it over the border?
I'm dripping with water. My underwear is almost soaked.
You're such a hassle. Right, I'll help you take it off.
It's fine!
Let it go.
You can all see how bad these doggies have it.
Look at them, how bad their living conditions are.
And see how they have nothing to eat, no companions.
They're miserable.
Help them out, miss. Thank you.
Damn, bitch, a couple dollars? Am I selling stickers?
Help the doggies, people!
They are really miserable!
Help improve the doggies' living conditions!
Oh, those dogs are so pitiful,
why don't we donate?
Sure.
Chun?
Imagine that, running into a college buddy.
College buddy?
Yeah! A college buddy!
Then how about we find a dessert shop to eat and chat!
A mango pomelo sago, a black rice tofu,
and a green tea red bean mochi sago.
That's all, thank you!
So, which U did you guys attend?
I know, you want to say "Fucking U".
So lame.
Hah, that's funny.
You're such friends, you must've lived in the same hall, no?
You could say that.
- Where was it? - Stanley.
Wow, Hong Kong schools have such awesome dorms now?
Then what kinds of nice meals did they serve in the canteen?
Chicken wings, white rice, oranges.
That is kind of interesting.
That's how college canteens are.
What did you usually do for fun?
Handicrafts.
Basket-weaving,
trimming toothbrushes...and singing.
What kinds of songs?
A life...
has its share of joys...
You guys are so out of date!
Have another bite.
What about you?
Taste good?
No! Help!
Louder! Louder!
Sui Cheung?
What are you doing?
What?
What's that you're putting on?
Oh, a winter cap.
A winter cap in this heat?
What, even Juno wears one! Looks cool.
Yeah, Juno does look really cool.
Oh, it's fashion.
Lai! ls everything okay?
I'm sorry, Chi Hin, a thief stole my phone
and yours was the only number I remembered.
Don't be frightened, I'll go back with you.
You're her boyfriend?
Wait here a sec,
and after some processing, you can go.
- Thanks, officer. - Quite alright.
Hey Sarge, Yip Wan Yi's deposition is complete.
Is your sketch done?
Finished.
What's wrong?
Hey babe, whatcha doin'?
I'm having dinner with mom.
Why didn't you expose her?!
"This is the day I write my story."
"I hope that time can heal all"
"I don't want to care 'who is with whom."'
"I cannot run any further from you."
"Resentments stay in my memories."
"No more tears. Leave and break free."
"I cannot turn myself back around."
"These feelings remain forever."
"Though this lifetime won't be ours,"
"There are many more to come."
Do you need to shower?
Would you like some soup?
I'm readying one for a customer today.
Without a phone, I can't tell how many bookings I have.
Business is already pretty bad.
I really need to buy a new phone.
So...what do you plan to do?
I plan to buy a new phone first. It can't be helped.
No, what I mean is,
this neighborhood's a little dangerous.
Have you thought of...
I thought of moving to an industrial zone.
There's too much competition here.
And business isn't getting much better.
Well, as a single woman, you could...
What do I have to fear? I've got both arms and legs.
I had a husband to rely on, and that still didn't work out.
The most important thing is to rely on yourself.
You can't stop working.
Do you know how high the expenses here are?
If I don't work hard, how can I support my daughter?
I can help you.
Help me? Don't kid around.
Bring my daughter down here and live together in a capsule?
It's Saturday. By the afternoon, I'll be really busy.
Have a bowl of soup before you leave.
I won't be having any.
Oh, did you bring that points card I gave you?
No.
Then the next time you come as a patron,
I'll give you another stamp.
Come back next time for soup.
Bye-bye.
"Leave and break free."
"I cannot turn myself back around."
"These feelings remain forever."
"Though this lifetime won't be ours,"
"I'll be with you again in the next."
"Closed"
Sigh.
Hey!
The heck are sighing about? Sigh, sigh, sigh.
Didn't sigh enough in your last life?
Come over and grill something.
Let's try some of that meat.
I became a gangster like everyone else.
How did I fall from grace?
All the immigrants moved up,
and I'm still running goods!
You call that falling from grace?
You've got it pretty easy.
Me? I was in for six years!
It was just a mugging. The old man scared himself to death.
And for that I get manslaughter?!
Excuse my saying so,
but I made it through college, was a real mensch.
I should have gotten married, bought a house.
Simple as that.
I don't know how fell into living with you creeps in a place like this.
- What creeps? - What're you sayin'?
Sorry. Just that two breakups in 24 hours
have gotten me pretty sad.
Society is such shit,
how can you not be sad?
I've been gangbanging so long, I've lost interest.
There's no more hope!
This place simply has no hope, no future, and no prospects.
You dopes.
You know the reason you three are like this?
Summed up in two words - fucking stupid.
How about three words - damn fucking stupid.
So what if you're fucking stupid?
Fucking stupid comes to this!
Fucking stupid means you suffer!
Damn fucking stupid!
Sheng, just 'cuz you're crazy, don't think I won't fuck you up!
- The hell was that? - What?
- You such a great fighter? - Come on!
If I get my crazy on, I could mess you the fuck up!
What, are you trying to start a fight?
Settle down. Grill something.
You telling me to sit down?
Yes, everybody sit down. Sit down...
You telling me to sit down?
Yes, sit down.
So, you finally admit you're a nut job.
What of it?
I don't believe anyone saying a handsome guy like you is a fool.
Ever heard this -
"Dumb and dopey holds the stash. Fucking stupid gets the cash."
Open your eyes to see. Use your brain to think.
Big celebrities, powerful officials, successful people -
Which one of them doesn't play the fool?
Us here, we're the smart ones.
See us looking all dopey?
We've actually got our eyes on the prize.
Once the time is right, and there's one chance...
we'll take it all in one fell swoop, take it for ourselves.
That's when you idiots can really look like dopes.
"Take it for ourselves"
It's true. True that it's not my time.
Fung, you're still really young.
Fifteen years.
You know what fifteen years of your youth means?
Fifteen years ago,
Ran Asakawa and lchigo Miruku were still top AV actresses!
Aoi Sora hadn't even debuted yet!
Do I have to lie to myself my whole life?
When people ask me who Aoi Sora is,
do I have to say I don't know?
Don't look at me!
Fung, aren't you always going on about throwing down?
That chance for you has finally arrived.
The gang needs all its best fighters to come out tomorrow.
Brother Fai...stop setting me up, would you?
Of course I'm not.
They say feed troops a thousand days to use them just once.
There'll be a lot of people out causing trouble tomorrow.
And I want you to use this chance to show your stuff and
mix it up!
Shing, you were right-
My time has come. The chance I've awaited has arrived.
The slaughter starts tomorrow!
Good!
I also have to forget the past-
and do what a man has to do!
Right!
I've also decided -
Rely on myself to uphold the righteous.
"On behalf of the moon, I shall punish evil!"
Great!
Hey, did you know -
I like Sailor Moon, too!
And I like Sailor Jupiter!
Hey.
There are five of those girls.
With only four of us, we can take 'em all on!
We'll bang the hell out of 'em!
Hold on.
Did you hear that?
What?
"Fly high, to the sky..."
"If life only lasted thirty years,"
"Who'd still study until twenty-two?"
"If life only lasted thirty years,"
"No one would mind another "I love you.""
"Who would worry about saving?"
"You would go wherever."
"Who would take bad with good?"
"You'd let loose whenever."
"They say flats can cost so much,"
"But who cares how big your mortgage is..."
Hello?
Mine?
- Hello? - Chi Hin
- He's dead. - What did you post?!
Messing with me, dammit.
Hello? Chi Hin?
Hello?
Answer the phone, Chi Hin!
Hello? Chi Hin? Hello?
- It's for you. - What?
Hello?
You're just begging for it, aren't you!
What? What's the problem?
You are fired!
Crazy.
Crap.
Gotta kick some ass. I'm off!
Wait for me, I gotta get going, too.
...waking people so early in the morning.
Hey, Shing.
Wake up, I'm hungry.
Keep grilling if you're hungry.
No more. We grilled all night.
Let's order out.
From which one?
The one you usually use.
Wow, this dog sure looks a lot like our Aleck.
What?
Dang thing became a star and didn't let us know.
What kind of star?
"2 Million to find beloved dog"
- What the... - Huh?
Aleck is worth two million!
Really?
He's the same one!
Aleck!
A dog that big...
Hey...hey!
Not here!
When was the last time we saw that dog?
When?
Makes no sense. We were together all night.
What is it? What do you remember?
A ball-
Last night, we were playing with a ball.
But we were so smashed last night,
could you have remembered it wrong?
Absolutely not.
I am very sensitive to orbs.
Danny, why are you so late?
Hurry up and get changed!
Don't need to change. I brought gear.
You trying to get in trouble? Hauled in?
We're gonna be wearing the same thing!
What same thing? We doing a march?
Put this shirt on. We'll be getting in formation soon.
It's a rumble, why so fancy?
Never mind, just go!
Chi Hin!
Come over here.
What?
Open your mouth.
Let's see if there's any fur.
You're crazy.
Crazy?
According to my professional analysis,
and a reading of a Princeton Public
Cryogenic Urological Reptilian Master's Thesis's
final conclusion
has resulted in the last piece of the puzzle.
Aleck...was murdered.
And the murderer was you!
How could that possibly be.
Have a look.
Insane. Trying to scare me?
Aleck isn't that small.
Cold causes shrinkage.
Heat results in expansion.
The body shrank.
Besides, I have definitive evidence.
Evidence?
What evidence?
See this dog collar?
Ho Yi...Marry me?
"Beware of Wong Kam Chun. He is a rapist."
Ho Yi!
- You bloody rapist! - Let me explain!
Think I won't call the cops?
Ho Yi! Believe me!
Just looking at your things makes me sick!
Yeah! Throw it all out! Get lost!
You messed with my daughter!
It's not like that! Uncle, that's not what happened!
- Then what? - Let me explain!
I don't understand Cantonese! I don't wanna hear it!
But if you don't leave, I'm calling the cops!
You've always wanted to rape me!
Take back these filthy things you used!
Don't ever let me see you again. You make me sick!
Whoah, what is this? You pervert!
She told me to buy it!
I know nothing! I heard nothing! It was you!
- Scumbag! - It wasn't!
- Since when! - Go!
- Get these things out of here! - Don't throw that one! Don't throw it!
It's expensive. Now, behave...
Get these things out of here, scumbag!
Yeah!
Marry me!
So what!
Uncle! Uncle, I did indeed do a bad thing,
but I was tricked at the time!
I've since changed from scratch.
I got a Master's.
I'm a manager at a large company.
I truly love Ho Yi.
Please believe me. I can bring her happiness.
Believe you?
Do you know what my major was?
L studied psychology!
Criminal psychology is something I am perfectly clear on!
You're a rapist and still a rapist!
You'd better get lost! Get lost!
We don't want it!
Uncle, no! Ho Yi!
You gonna leave?
Ma'am, you dropped something.
You're nuts. That's so big!
Phooey on you!
I'm calling the cops!
Fight the power!
Settle down! Step back!
That's right. Got it.
The boss is here. Get to work.
Get back! Stop pushing!
Get down!
Profiteers!
I hit a bit too hard.
Look, the cops won't care.
Hit as hard you like.
Bunch of morons.
Boss, hello!
Yes, sure. Got it.
Goodbye, boss! Take care!
Hey, the boss said you did well.
You'll be getting a fat red envelope.
So, when we go back out, you lead the group.
Let's everyone give it up for, uh...
What's your name?
Fung.
Ah, Brother Fung!
Brother Fung! Brother Fung!
Hey, no need for that!
Brother Fung! Brother Fung!
Fung, you're going to shield the boss from everyone
all the way until he gets in the car.
Got it.
Get in the car!
Way to go! Good going, undercover guy!
Hello?
Cheung, I'm in trouble!
What's wrong?
Tell you when you get here.
Okay, see you soon.
Chun!
Bro...you're finally here.
Wow, why do you look so worried?
I'm in trouble.
Everybody...
Sweetie, come.
Everybody, I am so happy today.
I was moved by a young man -
Uh...Chun.
- That's right! - Chun!
Chun is that young man.
You know that my background is in psychology.
And I believe human nature is basically good.
Which is why I really like this young man's desire to improve.
I am relieved to hand my daughter to...
- Chun... - Chun!
Yeah!
Does he know about your past?
Yes! They all know!
I'm calling the cops!
Uncle! My father left a Bel-Air flat to me.
I live by myself.
And I want her to have the flat, too.
Dad.
That sounds nice. Say it again.
Dad!
I'm so moved, I want to cry!
Wow!
Is that the one?
This is it, a Tiffany-Cartier!
True love. That's what this is.
Bye! We're not going to Bel-Air right now?
Later, daddy.
Hey, miss!
You bastard!
Miss -
- you dropped your wallet. - Let the girl go!
You sex fiend!
Sui Cheung?
You said we were brothers.
And you betray me like this?!
Why?!
Yes! I did this!
So?! You damned rapist.
Once a rapist, always a rapist!
Want me to believe you? In your next life, fucker!
You shit-eating dog!
You are fired!
Got a lot to read?
However much it is, you oughta still be full.
Two million, all in your belly.
Got it all down?
I said I didn't do it. Would you leave me alone?
No?
But I believe Aleck was so kindhearted...
that he wouldn't blame you.
Crazy.
But I think I can hear him cursing you.
Stop screwing Ar...
I think I really hear him.
I hear him, too.
Hurry, we're counting on you!
Get him some water, first.
Why do you two look like you're packing up?
I'm screwed. Going on the run. Won't be back for a long time.
I stepped in it, too. Also gotta get scarce.
Good evening and welcome to the evening news.
New Territories real estate developer Chow Lung
was pushed into traffic this morning
during an inauguration event.
He was struck and injured, and the perpetrator fled.
In this image, you can see Chow Lung being pushed into the street
by a long-haired staff member in a white T-shirt.
Struck by a private car, Chow was knocked unconscious.
Are you the one who pushed him into the street?
You can recognize me even with a mask and glasses on?!
You look exactly the same!
In other news,
Causeway Bay saw a sexual assault by a masked man with a box knife.
A Chinese national was attacked.
Police have provided a sketch of the suspect and are asking the public
That sexual assault with the box knife. Was that you?
See why I say news is sloppy these days?
What sexual assault? I was just mugging someone.
I don't do that sexual assault bullshit.
Sorry, but you two are in deep trouble.
Why not turn yourselves in?
Hell with that.
Aleck's awake and drinking a whole bottle of cola!
We're gonna be rich!
Two million dollars. In the bag!
Two million?
What you talking about?
What, food mess up your brain?
Haven't you seen the news?
Two million.
Whoah, no!
Let go!
" No! " Stop!
Calm down!
What are you doing, huh?
Fighting each other over a dog?! ls it worth it?
Two million. The four of us will split it.
I'm making the decisions! I get the biggest share.
You get 800k. You get 800k. You get 800k.
Whatever's left is mine! Do we have a deal?
Deal.
Then it's a deal. Let's call and get the money.
Breaking news. We've received the latest police reports.
- Police confirm that kidnappers used - Emergency hotline?
- Wealthy Ka family daughter - I'm making a report.
- Luciana's search for her dog to - That dog case? I did it.
- As a reason to abduct her. - Was it me?
Her current whereabouts are unknown as a reason to abduct her.
- There are four of us. - Residents, please be on the lookout.
- We're splitting the money - If you have any information,
- please contact the police. - Hey!
What?
You called?
Yes.
That's a big problem.
Big problem?
Not even. Look...
Actually, I have a very objective idea. How about this -
The four of us together can merrily go on the run, okay?
Is it that bad?
They're already bringing the money over.
Oh, everyone, everyone...
including your grandma, come together and go back to Iraq-AAA!
You carry candles and stuff like that with you?
Hey, these support my livelihood.
Who knows what kind of kooks I might run into.
Can't we scrap all the ceremony?
Let's just go, ORGY?
Dog souls are very unfortunate.
And things have been going bad for everyone. You understand.
Hey!
- That was really strange. - Wait.
Did you hear something strange?
Again?
Fly high, to the sky...
No! Stop messing around!
Wha!
Scared me to death!
You guys didn't check his pulse?
Check what? He was all stiff!
Go catch that two mil!
- Go or not? - Go!
Chop-Chop-
Everyone, everyone...
Move! It's not dead!
Aleck!
He's over there!
Aleck! Don't run!
Aleck!
Damn dog, what did he come here for?
Aleck! Come here, boy!
What's he doing here?
Don't blame us. It was the dog who disturbed your coffin
and intruded on you. Don't do anything to us!
Wha! Run!
Let me out! My father's rich!
I'll give you anything! Save me!
Seriously, do each of us get two million for saving you?
Fine! You guys are so irritating!
Take me back
and I'll have daddy give each of you two million.
Now wait, we also have Aleck,
so is there another two million?
- Yeah. - What the fuck "Aleck"?
My baby's called "Lego"!
Fine, I'll have daddy give you each an apartment.
What, for real? An apartment?
What, made of Legos?
No, her father's a west-end real estate developer.
I'd believe him.
Boss, someone's up ahead.
Don't look at them.
People do cookouts at this hour?
In these hills? They're either illegals or kidnappers.
Unless they're both.
Don't move!
Aleck!
Hong Kongers...
can't be killed!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Get Lego! Lego, are you alright?
Pick him up.
- Get down - Pick him up
Careful.
- Careful. - Let's go!
Alright! I'll take care of her.
- Get Shing! - Come up!
Shing!
Whoah. He's filthy.
Shing's gone!
Let's just go.
Meow?
I would do anything, as long as it made you happy.
I want to be with you forever.
Meow. Will it really be forever, baby?
I just want to make real babies with you.
All of us, young and old, forever.
Would you like that?
Of course I would!
But our house is so small,
how could we raise a baby?
That's why we need wrappers.
See?
It's all ready.
You're terrible!
Then...I’ll go to the toilet, first.
You...take your time and get ready.
Meow. Call me "Big Reamer"
Say it.
Big Reamer
Meow.
Which one do we use first?
Wasabi! Whets the appetite and boosts the spirit.
Ming, do your best.
You drain the pool tonight.
Ming! Help!
Quick, open the door!
Hurry! What are you doing?!
It needs to be run in. You think it's a Ferrari?
Hurry up, you don't need a run in!
Not so fast, you mutherfuckers!
Go! Get the car!
Drive faster!
Hey, wait. Gimme your phone, quick.
My hands are full driving, over here.
Find it yourself.
Did you find it?
Hurry up and call the cops! They're closing in.
We're all in the headlines.
They get one of us, we're all screwed!
And you hijacked my car.
Who can we call?
They're already on us, hurry!
Settle down. I'm calling.
Hello, Fung?
Where'd you blow off to?
Brother Fai Ming, I'm trapped.
I know. A bunch of groups are after you now,
but you've been one of mine so long, if I don't protect you, who will?
Don't worry, anything can be fixed.
Tell me where you are, I'll get someone to save you right away!
Send someone quick, we're in deep trouble right now!
Bullshit! Someone has the balls to go after one of mine?!
Tell me your location! I'll send backup right away!
We're heading down from Tai Mo Shan,
- hurry up and...Hello? - Hello?
Tai Mo Shan. Hello?
Don't worry, I found the little bastard,
But I think he's being chased by another gang.
Nevermind, I'll get guys to drag him back.
Garbage like you, telling me what to do? Take him with us!
I can see their lights, hurry!
Hurry UP!
Honey, I heard it's nice here.
Come help me take a photo.
Oh, shit!
Where's the girl?
What the fuck?
And you guys said you were Special Forces?
I just wanted to get busy!
Let's go, let's go!
First shot, then wrecked.
How do I go on?!
Hey, Shing!
Hold onto him!
Shing!
Shing! Hold on!
We're brothers!
We win together and lose together, got that?!
Cheung, you care about me the most.
Which one of you left me behind back there?
Don't ask.
Hello?
Emergency hotline?
Hello, emergency reporting center.
How can I help you?
I'm in great danger! Come and save me, quickly!
Sir, could you state clearly what has happened?
How do I know what happened?
Just that there was a car chase, gunfire, kidnapping, that jazz.
Like "Cold War"...the sequel!
Wow, that bad. Then it should be top-level.
We'll send a large force out to rescue you.
But according to protocol, we'll need your Chinese and English names,
as well as your identification information.
Hey, I'm dying over here!
Extreme circumstances! Use extreme measures!
According to protocol, even in extreme circumstances,
extreme measures cannot be used.
Sir, why don't you provide your exact location?
Hey, hey! Blow me!
- Hurry! - Hold on, Shing!
Shing! Hold on!
Don't sleep. You're a goner if you do.
Get down and walk on your own. You're so heavy!
Hey! Hey! Over here!
Why did you let him go!
He's heavy!
Don't go after him. They're coming! Let's move!
Why can't you be petite?
She's really heavy, I'm dropping her for now!
Cheung!
Don't leave me!
What are you saying? We're brothers!
Why would I leave you!
Hey, why didn't you just keep a hold of the dog?
I'm not strong enough!
You call this not strong enough?
It's for looks! I'm worthless!
That dog is two million dollars!
Says you. Since when are Corgis worth two million?
- Is it true? - Enough of that!
I'll see if Fai Ming is here yet.
I'll go out too...and keep watch.
Hey, I'm the one who just called for the police.
The kidnap victim, the gunfire...that one.
Where are you guys?
It's a good thing you're alright.
We've already sent a large force your way.
But maybe it's too large, so it's stuck in traffic.
I'll check on it for you. You hold tight.
Hang in there.
Hey! Go blow me!
Hold it! Over here!
Brother Fai Ming!
Hey, Don! Long time no see!
It's him! Get him!
Tricked me again?!
They caught up with us! Get outta here!
What about them?
Pick the girl up!
Hurry! Get going!
What about Shing?
- What Shing do mean? - Shing!
- Who?! - Shing!
- He's gone. - Then let's go.
Go!
Cheung...
Don't you run!
Faster!
Don't stop!
Don't move!
Get them!
Ow! That hurts!
Protect me!
I'll bring it back to your family.
I am protecting you,
you're open from behind!
What are you doing!
Your name...it's hard to remember.
Hey!
- What are you doing here? - Would I leave you guys?
- You've got a gun? Help me! - Damn!
Whoah! Did someone call for the cops?
Yeah, I did. Me.
Save me! Save me!
Cheung!
What was all that noise?
Cheung!
Everyone, everyone...
Why did everyone up and flipping die-AAA?
Do you remember what you said?
Our chopper's even arrived.
- Regarding the money... - Okay, okay.
I'll be sure to have daddy give you your money.
Thank you, miss. Be careful!
Miss Ka!
I was able to escape...thanks only to myself.
I am a tough girl!
- Luciana! - Mom?
Is everything alright?
Sorry, mommy's been busy doing a lot of jobs lately.
Okay, enough of all that. Get in the car.
Don't disturb me , you are not my biological mum!
I'm so tired! The last few days, I ran so much!
I really had to run so far!
What's wrong with you? Lose something?
It wasn't me!
I really wasn't the one who took it.
Jenny's still up on the mountain.
You guys ain't right.
Jenny!
How long did it take to prepare for this operation?
Hong Kong is the safest city!
Alleys hold beat-downs,
but I wouldn't have guessed they also held redemption,
because they say we helped the cops bring down a crime syndicate.
Somehow, we vaulted our troubles,
bounced back from the bottom, and even bought apartments.
Let's drink!
- Shhh. - Sorry.
Ming's dream came true.
What do you two have planned?
I'm not messing around with those little Hong Kong gangs again.
I figure the world's a big place -
roam around a bit, learn some things.
Where about?
The Caribbean
See if I can start up a gang while I'm at it.
Nice.
YOU?
I searched my soul.
As a crook, I'd always be breaking into houses and stuff.
I was a real shit-head.
So I'm considering changing professions, become a well-mannered grifter,
properly swindling and womanizing, like a right bastard.
At least I can face myself.
A person has to believe in himself.
I don't have your big ambitions.
I'm not going to stay in Hong Kong.
I'm thinking of becoming a New Yorker.
What are you doing?
Is Shing behind me?
I heard everything. My hearing's pretty good.
The moment of parting
often brings a faint thread of sorrow.
At the end of memories,
sincerity's friendships often seem
especially romantic and poignant.
We all came together by chance,
so I don't have any gifts for you.
Isn't my bag nice?
What?
The universe's greatest mystery is the light switch beside the marble.
I give to you each a piece of ancestral feng-shui rock.
I wish you all smooth sailing, fame and fortune.
And ours?
You all get some. Quantities are limited.
How do you use it?
Do you guys hear something?
At 10pm last night, there was a rooftop collapse.
Though no passers-by were injured,
the casualty situation inside is unknown.
Experts indicate that with overly inflating housing prices,
the stream of tenants that walk-ups...
Okay, don't look.
That's alright.
No looking.
Meow, can I look yet?
See our living room? Meow?
Ta-da!
Meow, come to the bedroom for a look.
Oh.
Can you see our future?
I see it.
It's a little narrow.
What are you doing?
Where is this?
Hey, it's all made of paper.
Did we go to the Sunbeam Theatre?
_ Huh? _ Hey!
Don't touch. It's very expensive.
Besides, they're all spoken for.
A lot of people ordered them from me.
This Jack Ma cloud was ordered by Ma Sze Tang.
This milky cloud was ordered by Hong Yu.
What about those words in the back?
All those are donors, benefactors, as well as
this film's investors and workers -
so that they can have a smooth departure.
- You're pretty brave. - Real smoothly, eh?
Better bow first.
Might as well bow.
- Listen up! - What.
We, master and disciples, finally passed our countless adversities.
How glorious.
The path westward has already opened wide for us.
Countless adversities?
Then if you're wearing this, you're the Monkey King.
I suppose so.
Hey, Porky...
Pork your mother!
He's harsh.
Pork your mother!
Novice monk, you fucker! Don't you see it?
- He can't see it. - I don't see it.
You're really new, then. Just one necklace...
You're Tripitaka?
It's obvious.
You still don't see it.
You dare strike the master?
Cut Porky up!
Followers, hear my bequeath!
Who are you?
How would I know?
Hurry up, it's itchy.
Itchy?
I grant you Itchy, the White Dragon Horse!
You may go for thousands of miles,
without drinking or peeing,
permitted only to get it on.
Then which one is Porky?
Shing.
It's Ming!
It must be Ming! I'm Shing!
But Ming is so fit, how can he be Porky?
There are things you don't know.
See what he's eating and cutting?
Wow!
Unbelievable. What kind of ghost is it?
lt'S you?
You're even playing this one?
Revered Keen Yam...
I have to play everything.
Really?
Goddess Koon Yam, do you know Ella Koon?
Is she your sister?
I'm pretty close with her.
Pretty close
Hey, how about this,
let's talk about something serious.
Sure.
Those Hong Kongers down there,
how long do they have to hang on for?
We're already done hanging on.
What a question. Ask Koon Yam.
Those poor bastards, let them live out their lives.
But we all meet the same ending.
With different paths, we all reach the paradise of Sukhavati.
- Where is Sukhavati? - So when you're ready, start the journey.
- Where is Sukhavati? - You don't even know where it is!
Over there! By the karaoke, turn left, Exit A.
Everybody, follow me.
Let's go.
- You all go first. - Let's go. All together.
Hey, lose the wire.
Lost it!
How are you going to leave, strung up that high?
That's enough.
I've got a view here.