1 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:20,103 This is a Ometepe. 2 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,147 It's beautiful. 3 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:23,982 It's gorgeous. Thanks for showing us that. 4 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:25,608 - Thank you. - Thanks for that gift. 5 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:28,987 Lindsay and I hiked to the peak, and we swam in a crater. 6 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:31,740 - Oh, wow. - Only took us 12 hours up and down. 7 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:34,909 - Is that all? - Twelve hours? That's it? Fuck. 8 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:38,329 - I uncovered a lot that I'd been burying. - Oh. 9 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:41,708 The food at the Eagle Lodge. The breakfast is insane. 10 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:43,460 - Hao, show them. - Oh, yeah. 11 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:46,379 We actually love breakfast. We've seen a ton of breakfasts. Thank you. 12 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:48,673 I'm sure. And the pictures are so small you can barely… 13 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,842 You're right. You know, watch this. 14 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:52,260 What? 15 00:00:52,343 --> 00:00:54,179 - Yeah, yeah. - Just takes a second. 16 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:57,640 Yeah. It'll work, it'll work. It's worth the wait. 17 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:02,854 Do you want more fernet? 18 00:01:02,937 --> 00:01:05,190 - We're still working on it. - We're still… Yeah. 19 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:06,566 Thank you though. 20 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:11,404 It's good, right? It feels… 21 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:15,533 - It's good for you. - It's like medicine. 22 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:18,703 Very good. Very nice. Yeah. 23 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:21,414 - Here we go. Mmm. Mm-hmm. - Oh, wow! 24 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,124 That is breakfast. 25 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,293 - Fernet? I'm sorry, fernet? - Oh, I know. 26 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:28,129 - Why can't they just drink wine? - Because everybody drinks wine. 27 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:30,715 Yeah. Well, everyone drinks wine for a reason. 28 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,634 How long till we have to hang out with them again? 29 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:36,095 I know. I know it's annoying, but Lindsay's like family to me. 30 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:37,555 We went to college together. 31 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:40,892 A bunch of people went to art school with Hitler, but eventually they moved on. 32 00:01:40,975 --> 00:01:42,310 - Fair. - Very fair. 33 00:01:42,393 --> 00:01:44,187 Whoa, wait. Until the mailbox. 34 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:46,981 Are you crazy? I'll give you hydrant, and that's all I'll give you. 35 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:48,316 Hydrant? Don't be a pussy. 36 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:50,652 Okay, no. Um, ugly bush. 37 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:51,736 - Ugly bush. - Ugly bush. 38 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:54,823 Ready? Here it comes. And that's the bush. 39 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:59,160 Oh… Oh-ho-ho. 40 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:00,703 - Don't brake. Do not brake! - I'm not braking! 41 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,330 - Do not brake! - I'm not braking! 42 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,750 Oh-ho-ho! 43 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,671 Whoo! 44 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:11,548 - You clicked before ugly bush. - Bullshit. 45 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:13,466 You did. It was way before the bush. 46 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,135 No. We grazed the fucking fence. 47 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:16,928 I actually think that we scratched the bumper. 48 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:18,555 So? That's what it's there for. 49 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:21,099 It's called a bumper. It's meant to bump into things. 50 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:23,184 But they charge you for that when you return the lease, 51 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:26,062 and I think some of the rubber rubbed off on the fucking fence. 52 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,981 Landlord's gonna take that out of our security deposit. 53 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:31,401 You're right. We should move out before our landlord realizes what we've done. 54 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:35,029 We could hide out on Ometepe. I hear it's really nice this time of year. 55 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,197 - Great breakfasts. - Yeah. 56 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,740 Yeah, I've seen pictures. 57 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:43,264 You know, Lindsay and Hao make all other humans miserable, 58 00:02:43,306 --> 00:02:44,853 but they actually make each other really happy. 59 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:46,708 Oh, my God. Those two? 60 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:50,920 Yeah. I know it's crazy, but he looks at her like he's just met her. 61 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:51,963 That's a fuckin' act. 62 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:53,131 - No, it's not. - It is. 63 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:55,633 No, when they talk to each other, they're not just talking. 64 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:58,636 - They're really listening. - Believe me, it's bullshit, okay? 65 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:59,721 They're not happy. 66 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:01,806 Not like we're happy. 67 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,685 And speaking of happy… 68 00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:08,271 you know what day today is? 69 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,607 - That's not until tomorrow. - Mmm. 70 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:12,734 It is tomorrow. 71 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:15,862 Three years. Three years. 72 00:03:48,519 --> 00:03:50,521 Shut the fuck up, Donny! 73 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:54,692 ♪ Happy anniversary, happy anniversary ♪ ♪ Happy anniversary, happy anniversary ♪ 74 00:03:58,112 --> 00:04:01,324 Ow, fucking… I fucking stepped on a stupid fucking clip. 75 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:04,244 Oh. Morning, beautiful lady. 76 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:06,955 You're only allowed to say that if you mean it. 77 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:10,833 I do mean it. I like you like this. No makeup, just you. 78 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,502 - Really? Oh. - Mmm. 79 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:15,171 But your breath smells like cat food. 80 00:04:17,131 --> 00:04:19,801 Fancy Feast. Oh, my God! What did you eat? 81 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,512 Oh, is that a…? 82 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,430 - Blueberry buttermilk scone? - Mm-hmm. 83 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,266 And is that…? 84 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:28,184 A little something special from the east side. 85 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,229 Do you like jam? I forget. Do you love jam or do you like jam? 86 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:34,190 You're crazy going into that neighborhood. It's dangerous. 87 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,900 Historic Filipinotown? 88 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:38,653 - Yeah, they have gangs. - Yeah. Historic gangs. 89 00:04:38,736 --> 00:04:41,072 - Mmm. - Hit me. 90 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:42,573 - Bonk. - Bonk. 91 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:46,828 - No. Meow Mix. - I don't care. 92 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:51,374 Happy anniversary. 93 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,377 Oh, my God. 94 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:57,839 - Do you know what's about to happen? - Mm-mmm. 95 00:04:57,922 --> 00:04:59,424 Oh, yeah. 96 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:02,552 Do you feel what's about to happen? Hmm? You know it? 97 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:06,848 Mmm. 98 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:09,934 I'm not happy. 99 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:15,023 - What? - Nothing. 100 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,942 You can't nothing “I'm not happy.” 101 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,444 I am so sorry. 102 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:22,155 You're sorry you said it, or you're sorry you're not happy? 103 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:23,781 Both. Oh. 104 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:30,455 On our anniversary. 105 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:33,041 I know. I wasn't planning on saying anything today. 106 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:36,878 It literally just came out. Like I physically couldn't hold it in anymore. 107 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:38,046 It was emotional diarrhea. 108 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:39,839 This moment is when you want to do it? 109 00:05:39,922 --> 00:05:43,217 You are such a good person, Sam, and I want to be happy with you. 110 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:44,552 I really, really do, but… 111 00:05:44,635 --> 00:05:46,554 We've been together for three years. You couldn't talk to me? 112 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:49,640 Every time I try and talk to you about my feelings, you get mad. 113 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:52,894 That's because your feelings are fucking bullshit. 114 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:55,730 You get off on not being happy when everything's fucking fine. 115 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:58,733 Are you fucking serious? 116 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:02,862 Did that seem fine to you? 117 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,700 I'm not saying that we're perfect. Okay? 118 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,494 Nobody's fucking perfect. 119 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,162 I know that. 120 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:15,875 I just want the most perfect version of imperfectness. 121 00:06:21,005 --> 00:06:22,006 I, um… 122 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:25,134 Tell me what's wrong. What are you missing? 123 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,596 I know I miss the person that I met three years ago. 124 00:06:28,679 --> 00:06:30,515 You can't do that, okay? 125 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:32,642 You can't compare me now to the me three years ago. 126 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:35,061 - That guy was wooing you. - You should never stop wooing. 127 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:38,773 This orange juice is freshly squeezed. I just wooed your ass off. 128 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:40,191 You drove ten minutes. 129 00:06:40,274 --> 00:06:43,194 Into gang territory. How do you forget that so quickly? 130 00:06:43,277 --> 00:06:44,779 For your favorite scone. 131 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:47,115 We split this thing every time we go. 132 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:49,450 - You love that fucking scone. - No, they're fine, okay? 133 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:51,577 You were so excited to get me to try them the first time 134 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:54,831 that I didn't want to disappoint you, but you love these things, Sam. 135 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,208 My guess is you probably woke up this morning craving them, 136 00:06:57,291 --> 00:06:59,877 and you knew you had to do something vaguely nice for our anniversary, 137 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:02,922 so you decided to kill two birds with one scone. 138 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:06,008 In England, they pronounce it “skahn.” 139 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,845 When's the last time you did something just for me? 140 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,597 Because that's what the guy that I first met would do. 141 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,266 That guy was romantic. 142 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:24,652 Come on. Let's go sit down. 143 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:35,705 Shira? No, sorry. 144 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,877 Are you absolutely sure you're not Shira Weinberg? 145 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:43,546 Yeah, I'm almost positive my name is Mollie. 146 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:44,839 - Mollie. - Mm-hmm. 147 00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:47,592 - Of course. Nice to meet you, Mollie. - Nice to meet you. 148 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,221 If I flirt with you right now, I look like an asshole, right? 149 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,265 Because you know I'm waiting for somebody else? 150 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:57,018 You have amazing eyes, Mollie. 151 00:07:57,101 --> 00:07:59,604 I did it. Fuck it, I did it. I flirted with you anyway. 152 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:02,732 Who am I? I'm Sam. Nice to meet you. 153 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:06,736 So is it like a blind date? 154 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:09,363 Well, to be honest… 155 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:11,699 I love when people specify “to be honest.” 156 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:13,910 Does that mean I can assume everything you've said before 157 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:16,323 and are about to say to me is bullshit? 158 00:08:19,234 --> 00:08:21,588 - It's an Internet date. - God help you. 159 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:24,420 Mmm. I don't think he will, seeing as I don't believe in him, 160 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,297 which is probably why he's punishing me now 161 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:28,925 by making you not Shira Weinberg. 162 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:30,885 You really don't believe that there's anything out there? 163 00:08:30,968 --> 00:08:32,970 I don't not believe. 164 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:35,640 I feel like it's something that humans can never fathom. 165 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:38,935 Like quarks. Or black Republicans. 166 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:42,647 - I believe in ghosts. - I am so sorry. I think I did see Shira. 167 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:43,731 I know it's crazy, 168 00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:47,109 but I like people too much to believe that they just go away. 169 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,613 I wish I liked people that much. 170 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,698 Maybe you just know the wrong ones. 171 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:59,330 So what is this meeting? Is it like a thing? 172 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:01,249 - A thing? - Is it a date? I want to know… 173 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:02,833 - Is it a date? - I'm not answering that question. 174 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:03,918 Okay. 175 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:07,755 And it looks like your thing just walked in. 176 00:09:07,838 --> 00:09:09,966 No, no, no, no. That is not Shira. 177 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:11,759 You're right. She's more of a Dawn. 178 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:15,054 - Oh, that's a Dawn. - Yeah, she lives at home with her parents. 179 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:16,514 She's really into firemen. 180 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:18,349 Yeah, she used to be a cheerleader, 181 00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:20,268 but one of the ones on the bottom of the pyramid, 182 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:22,895 because she's beautiful but also sturdy, knows how to get it done. 183 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,314 - I used to be a cheerleader. - I'm listening. 184 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,816 It was the worst. 185 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:29,694 The football players smelled. The girls were brutal to me. 186 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:33,197 They absolutely tortured me. If you were just at all different… 187 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,449 Do you still have the uniform or… 188 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,703 I am opening up my soul to you about the torture of my childhood, 189 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:39,787 and this is your question? 190 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:42,498 I'm so sorry, but do you have the uniform? 191 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:45,001 I have it somewhere, yeah. 192 00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:49,630 All right, Mollie. We know about Dawn. 193 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:52,425 Why don't we give these two a shot? Who are these two? 194 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:55,261 Well, she's Patricia, a pharmaceutical rep, 195 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:56,721 and Dale. 196 00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:58,055 - Oh, wow. - The doctor. 197 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,349 - Of course he is. - And he became a doctor 198 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,517 to meet a pharmaceutical rep. 199 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,102 This happened the exact way he wanted? 200 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:04,520 - Exactly. - Unbelievable. 201 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,356 It's under Weinberg. W-E-I-N… 202 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,275 - Ah. - …berg as in “berg.” 203 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:11,152 - Hey, she's cute. - Yeah. 204 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:12,945 - I have really good taste in women. - Mm-hmm. 205 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:20,828 Hey. 206 00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:25,374 You were nervous that that was my thing. 207 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:29,170 You were nervous I was gonna fall in love with Shira Weinberg. 208 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:32,715 Now, Mollie, if you will, I have to go. 209 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,925 Lateness is one of Shira's pet peeves. 210 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:38,596 - You're actually gonna go through with it? - Yeah. 211 00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:41,974 I can't leave her stranded like that. That'd be cruel. 212 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,100 Also, she is waving. 213 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:46,979 Could you wave back with me so it looks like we're… Yes. Fantastic. 214 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,439 Okay. Great. 215 00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:52,151 Rest assured though, I'll be thinking about you the entire time. 216 00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:55,363 Bye, Moll. 217 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,993 Hey. Mollie, what do you do for a living? 218 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:04,330 Really? I expected more from you than that. That is such a cliché question. 219 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:05,539 Yeah, it's a cliché question, 220 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:08,209 but if you don't tell me, how am I going to be able to stalk you? 221 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:14,090 The edible arrangement you sent? That guy was romantic. 222 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,425 Romantic. You're pissing in front of me. 223 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,010 Yeah, I've been drinking a lot of water. 224 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,346 I'm staying hydrated. You should be happy for me. 225 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:21,722 And you didn't love that guy. 226 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,683 You hated the me you met. You know you did. 227 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:25,976 I did not. 228 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,980 - You did. You hated my hair. - Yeah, it was science teacher creepy. 229 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,440 - You hated my clothes. - Oh, yeah. 230 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,858 Do you remember those shoes? 231 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,944 - You hated my apartment. - Yeah, it was depressing. 232 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:38,072 What's depressing is your idealizing the past when you were never happy with me. 233 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:40,825 - You're never happy with anything. - There's nothing to eat. 234 00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:45,121 There is a scone waiting for you on the bed right now, 235 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:48,707 hand-delivered, by the way, and I think if you just try the jam… 236 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,336 - Again? - Third time this morning. 237 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,839 Oh, my God. Shut the fuck up, Donny. 238 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,133 Wait, wait. You're all right. 239 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,969 There's nothing out there. There's nothing out there. 240 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:02,263 Or maybe there is. 241 00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:04,348 No. I think you just smell a raccoon or something. 242 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,766 Yeah, either that or 243 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:10,020 there's an evil creature lurking in the bushes, taunting him. 244 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:12,356 But you will never catch him 245 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,900 - for there is no creature. - Oh, my God. 246 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:18,154 Because the creature is you! Whoo… Oh! 247 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,448 My… What? Why do you do that? 248 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:23,909 What? 'Cause he's dumb and I love him and it's fun. 249 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,624 Happy anniversary. 250 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,334 It's just a day, Sam. 251 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,086 Really? Just a day? 252 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:37,548 It feels like a lot more. I mean, all this time together. 253 00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:39,216 It's kind of a big deal, right? 254 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,551 You're right. 255 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,637 It's our anniversary tomorrow. 256 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,598 It's really, like, I don't know. 257 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:46,932 It's scary. 258 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:51,312 Reassuring. If you can make it that long with someone, you can make it forever. 259 00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:55,566 If you don't know for sure by now, maybe it's just time to move on? 260 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:57,193 Maybe it's time to commit. 261 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,320 - We spent our last anniversary - We spent our last anniversary 262 00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:00,654 - in Dubrovnik. - In Dubrovnik. 263 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,406 - It was majestic. - It was majestic. 264 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,285 I mean, three years. It feels like a threshold. 265 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:07,369 I know. 266 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,705 Oh, shit. My dad's gonna kill me. 267 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:12,249 That's right. You gotta take your dad to his thing today. 268 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,960 Wait. His “thing”? 269 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,379 His thing, it's called chemo. 270 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:20,132 - My dad has cancer and he's getting chemo. - I know. 271 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:21,967 - You can't even say it. - You know what I meant. 272 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,636 This is what you do. You sugarcoat things. 273 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:24,762 I don't sugarcoat anything. 274 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:26,847 Yeah? I've seen less sugarcoating on a Krispy Kreme. 275 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,265 - No… - According to you, 276 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:31,477 my father just has some extra-fun bonus tissue in his colon. 277 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,271 “Congratulations, Mr. Mangini. These cells are real fast growers.” 278 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:37,775 - Hey, hey. - My dad has cancer, and I'm not happy! 279 00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:39,652 Hey, can we not do this outside, please? 280 00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:43,155 Oh, my God. God forbid that our neighbors hear this! 281 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,740 Or see us having sex 282 00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:47,284 in the millimeter space in the broken blinds in the window. 283 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,578 We can't talk about money in a taxi 284 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,122 because you're too embarrassed for the driver to hear you complaining 285 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,874 - when he has it way worse. - Hey. 286 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,709 You are so worried about everybody else 287 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,379 that you don't give a shit about the one person that's supposed to matter most 288 00:13:58,462 --> 00:13:59,630 because you already have me. 289 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:03,259 That's so nice, Sam, but when's the last time a cabbie gave you a blow job? 290 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,428 Does an Uber driver count? 291 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:08,764 - That's not fun… I'm not laughing. - It is kind of funny. 292 00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:09,723 No. I'm not laughing. 293 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,892 Because Grindhorst sucked my penis in a surprising way. 294 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:12,810 Oh, God. 295 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,895 You would have loved the way he sucked my dick. 296 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,952 Fuck. 297 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:33,414 - I thought I told you to get this fixed. - You want a ride to your parents' or not? 298 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,962 Ooh! 299 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,185 Today's your big work thing. 300 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:58,063 Yep, which is why I was hoping for a little more support 301 00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,773 and a little less “I'm not happy.” 302 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:03,319 Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry my feelings don't line up with your schedule. 303 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,070 You know, you can't control emotions. 304 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,364 Are you fucking serious? Coming from you? 305 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:10,284 You're like the Wayne Gretzky of emotion control. 306 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:13,078 You somehow manage to control whether or not you fall in love. 307 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:16,916 It's not called “gently reclining” in love. It's called falling in love. 308 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,626 Because, yeah, it could hurt, 309 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:21,503 but you're never gonna know unless you jump off the fucking ledge. 310 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,006 - Who's Wayne Gretzker? - It's like 311 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:27,009 you've been wading into a pool for three years. 312 00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,929 Just slowly, painfully, adjusting to the cold. 313 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,389 At some point, usually when the water touches your balls 314 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,516 or the bottom of your vagina, people just jump in. 315 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,269 - You think I don't want to? - Well, then why don't you? 316 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,359 If you didn't have to curl the same piece of hair three times, we wouldn't be late. 317 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,945 I'm trying to fix this piece of hair for you 318 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,529 so that I can make you look good. 319 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,407 How good will it look if we end up going to the dinner party late? 320 00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,495 So glad we weren't late. 321 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:13,722 - Why do you keep fighting me? - I'm not. You won't admit when I'm right. 322 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,099 Stop being such a bitch. 323 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,770 - I was kidding. - No, you weren't. Mm-mmm. 324 00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:20,961 Yes, I was. I was kidding. 325 00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:25,862 - Hey. - Right. 326 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,655 Fuck you. 327 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,199 Fuck you. 328 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,791 The only time I'll ever be happy is when you're fucking dead. 329 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,962 - I didn't say that. - I heard you. 330 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:47,589 - I didn't mean it. - Of course. You were just kidding. 331 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,843 - Mollie, come on. - You lived those days too, Sam. 332 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,178 I mean, what about us makes you so goddamn sure? 333 00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:59,435 - Hope you like this place. - The short ribs look great. 334 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,937 Tsk. I'm a vegetarian. 335 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,606 I never would have brought us here for the first date if I knew. 336 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,900 - Except that I eat fish. - Okay. 337 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,445 And prosciutto. Because it's delicious. 338 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:13,741 And fennel sausage and pepperoni on pizza. 339 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:16,160 - 'Cause that doesn't count. It's on pizza. - Of course. Yeah. 340 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:19,288 - Do you want to split the chili fries? - Yes, I think so. 341 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,456 Yeah. 342 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:21,373 - Okay. - Okay. 343 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,417 This is exactly what I thought it was gonna be like. 344 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,127 Exactly what I thought it was gonna be like. 345 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,503 - Yeah. - That's him. 346 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:30,007 That's the one. That's Mr. Woofington. 347 00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:34,094 - I thought we were gonna call him Donny. - Yeah, Donny Woofington, attorney-at-dog. 348 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,221 - He's a lawyer? Wow. - Mm-hmm. 349 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:40,642 And does Woofington do human cases, or is it, like, pet cases? 350 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:44,730 No, it's human. Like civil rights, immigrations issues. 351 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,273 He comes in the courtroom… 352 00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:49,234 - Gitmo release detainments. - Wow, shit. He really gets into it. 353 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,570 I had no idea. This is good for everybody if we get him. 354 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,155 Defense! 355 00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,032 Defense! 356 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,462 But he's so healthy. 357 00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:10,547 Yeah, I guess it doesn't make a difference. 358 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,509 I want a cigarette. 359 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:14,676 You don't smoke. 360 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,137 Yeah, but I might as well start since it's all bullshit. 361 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,181 I want a cheeseburger and I want Marlboro Reds. 362 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,474 - No. - Why not? 363 00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:22,810 Because I don't want to lose you. 364 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,105 I don't want to lose you either. 365 00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,023 Really? 366 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:32,903 I mean, not yet. Maybe when we're 70 and I'm sick of you. 367 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:44,498 - This is so hard. - It doesn't have to be. 368 00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:47,751 Look. Nobody's saying we have to get married. 369 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,129 Why do we have to decide now? Why can't we take our time? 370 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,339 Because I don't have any more time, Sam. 371 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:58,053 Oh, right. So this is the baby thing? You don't think I'm baby-worthy. 372 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,347 - No, it's not that. - This is fucking insane. 373 00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,935 - Sam… - Amazing. Amazing. 374 00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:07,896 The person getting in the way of our relationship doesn't even exist yet. 375 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:11,942 You don't understand how much pressure there is for me. It's easy for you. 376 00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,444 You can have a Steve Martin baby when you're 80. 377 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:18,157 I don't want to have a baby when I'm an old man who can't pick up his fucking kid. 378 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,158 You would love that. 379 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:22,828 I could think of nothing you would love more than not having to carry your baby. 380 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:23,996 Yeah, that would be nice. 381 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,290 Meanwhile I'm a 30-ish-years-old woman. 382 00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:29,001 I should have figured this shit out like yesterday. 383 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:33,213 What, I have, like, four, five years for me not to have a messed-up baby? 384 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:36,341 If you're not the guy, I need to budget time to find the guy. 385 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,886 Then there's another three years of vetting, and my biological clock 386 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:42,222 is just ticking down, tick, tick, tick, fast approaching zero. 387 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,974 Basically, I'm in The Hurt Locker. 388 00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:46,226 The Hurt Locker. You know what? You're right. 389 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,645 Why don't we pull the red wire? Good luck with everything. 390 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,314 - Sam… - I do hope you find 391 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:53,525 that perfectly imperfect person, but I have news for you. 392 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:54,985 He doesn't exist. 393 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:57,237 You won't let yourself be happy. 394 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,076 It's not easy for me, Sam. 395 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,621 My… My parents, it's… 396 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:20,928 We're not them. 397 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:23,138 I don't want to stay together just to stay together. 398 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,641 Barely speak to each other, sleep in separate rooms. 399 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,684 Oh, my God, you would love your own room. 400 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,186 - Yeah. - You could stretch out. 401 00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,730 You could do that weird fucking thing that you do in bed. 402 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,232 Yeah, it would be really nice. 403 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,902 Look, maybe I… 404 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:41,323 Maybe I'll just stay with my parents for a little while. 405 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,493 Obviously if you want to be near your dad when he's sick, I get it. 406 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:45,494 Yeah. 407 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:50,457 And it would be good for me to see things from another perspective. 408 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,210 What does that mean, “another perspective”? 409 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,587 You know, give us space to clear our heads. 410 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:57,589 Like a little break. 411 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,509 Mollie, is this about… Hey, Mollie? 412 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:03,262 Mollie… 413 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:07,015 Is this about your dad, or is this about us breaking up? 414 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:10,227 - Space can be good. - How long you been planning this? 415 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:15,023 It's just a time-out. It doesn't have to be a huge thing. 416 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,359 Pick up the rest of your shit today. All right? 417 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,444 Come on. Whoa. 418 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,449 Well, fuck. 419 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:28,787 Fine. It's totally okay. 420 00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:31,707 We both needed a break. Just… 421 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:34,710 Oh. 422 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,095 I don't need a man. 423 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:48,682 I got it. You're independent, Mollie. 424 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,393 Mom? 425 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:58,442 She's dead to me. 426 00:21:58,525 --> 00:21:59,943 The thing about Mollie is… 427 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,696 Who? Oh, the dead girl, because she's so dead to me. 428 00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:04,031 Ed, you can't say that… 429 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,867 This woman strings you along for three fucking years. 430 00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:10,620 And not just any years. The golden fucking years of your mid-30s. 431 00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:13,665 - It's more complicated than that. - How is it complicated? 432 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,834 She's an awful person. She doesn't appreciate you. 433 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:19,629 You don't understand, okay? All you see is happy fun-time friend Sam. 434 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,882 - I'm a blast around you. - You're not that fun. 435 00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:26,094 You're not privy to all my faults, like two beers almost always leads to eight, 436 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,347 and when I get upset, I say these venomous, acidic things 437 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:31,433 that I would never say in a million years. 438 00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:33,351 Also, I'm not as thoughtful as I was at the beginning. 439 00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:34,728 Basically, you're a human being. 440 00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:38,482 And believe me, you're a really good one, Sam. 441 00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:41,109 All right? And if she can't see that, then fuck her! 442 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,235 Wow, that turned. 443 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,487 Come here. 444 00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:45,197 - Come here. - Nah. 445 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,199 - Hey, hey. - I don't want to. 446 00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:51,119 I have never seen anyone more in need of a hug in my life. 447 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,288 Bring that shit in. Come here. Come on. 448 00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:54,790 - I don't want to. - It's happening. 449 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,166 - Don't. Don't. - Five, four, 450 00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:57,584 - three… - Four, five. 451 00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:58,668 - Don't count up. - Six. 452 00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,962 You messed it… Fuck this. There we go. 453 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:03,090 - There it is. Mmm. - Mmm. 454 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,842 Just breathe. There you go. 455 00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:08,762 It's a huge problem with American men, 456 00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:12,099 how you're uncomfortable sharing physical affection like this. 457 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:14,351 Did you know Italian dudes hold hands in the street? 458 00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:15,644 I didn't know that. 459 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:18,480 - French dudes kiss hello. - On the mouth? 460 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,065 I was watching footie the other night, 461 00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:23,110 and this Portuguese player scored a goal, and basically a gang bang broke out. 462 00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:25,695 I don't get soccer. 463 00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:28,907 I feel better. I do feel better. 464 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,535 Thank you for that. 465 00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:35,558 Oh, you just checked to see if she texted you. 466 00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:38,113 I'm checking to see if the buyer called, okay? 467 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:39,751 It's like you just gave her your digits 468 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,837 and you're waiting for that first text back. 469 00:24:15,453 --> 00:24:17,455 Ahhh… 470 00:24:33,388 --> 00:24:35,265 Ahem! 471 00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:36,683 Whoo! 472 00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:42,230 We've got to get you back out there. 473 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,065 I'm gonna set you up with one of Priya's mates. 474 00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:47,235 Jesus Christ. Ed, no, no, no, no. 475 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:50,780 The last thing I want to do in the fucking universe now is start dating again. 476 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:53,366 I used to think that arranged marriages were unethical, 477 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:56,119 but now I'm starting to think they're the less painful process. 478 00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:58,705 Doing it ourselves? That shit is inhumane. 479 00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:02,167 Look at your parents. They had an arranged marriage, and they're super happy. 480 00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:05,420 My parents met at medical school. 481 00:25:05,503 --> 00:25:06,671 - Right. - Yeah. 482 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:08,506 - Asshole. - Right, right. 483 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:10,592 I was kidding. I was kidding. 484 00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:17,599 I know that Sam's a good person deep down, but is that good enough? 485 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:20,477 And is good enough good enough for the rest of my life? 486 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:23,313 No kidding. 487 00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:26,900 And that's when I decided to kill Sam. 488 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:28,443 Yeah. 489 00:25:28,526 --> 00:25:31,238 With one of those spiky metal balls, and nobody's been suspicious, 490 00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:34,324 because I've just been dragging his corpse around Weekend at Bernie's style. 491 00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:37,702 Well, he's a good guy, Mollie. 492 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:40,538 - What are you listening to? - What? No, I have it… 493 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:43,208 - I have it way down. - Torah on Tape? 494 00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:46,544 You know, I've never actually read the whole Bible. 495 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:49,381 You still haven't read it. Somebody's reading it to you. 496 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:50,924 - What? - Okay. 497 00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:53,927 It's just gonna be the one night here. Then I'm gonna stay with a friend. 498 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:56,554 Listen, you're gonna work this out with Sam, okay? 499 00:25:56,638 --> 00:26:00,016 I mean, you're always like this with decisions. 500 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,018 - This is different. - How? 501 00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:03,895 I don't know. I guess… 502 00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:07,691 it doesn't just affect me, it's also about Sam. 503 00:26:07,774 --> 00:26:10,402 And a potential baby creature. 504 00:26:11,861 --> 00:26:13,321 - No. - Oh! 505 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,991 - Mom… - Oh, wait. Shh. 506 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:18,076 Oh, I think I felt something. 507 00:26:18,159 --> 00:26:23,039 Oh, congratulations. You are the proud grandmother of a vegan breakfast bowl. 508 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,918 That's mean. That's just mean. 509 00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:30,714 Andiamo, bella. We go chemo. 510 00:26:30,797 --> 00:26:32,299 Yeah, we go chemo. 511 00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,592 …A high wind advisory for Riverside County… 512 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:37,595 Ah. Fucking Hal-a Storm. 513 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:39,139 You don't like Hal Storm? 514 00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:40,807 He hates him. 515 00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,684 He think he so smart. 516 00:26:43,518 --> 00:26:44,769 Hal-a Storm. 517 00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:48,231 - One hundred years young today. - Wow! 518 00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:50,025 Moses. 519 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:52,193 - Come on. - Crazy. 520 00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:57,282 So we get into this very real fucking fight. 521 00:26:57,365 --> 00:26:59,200 Then instead of dealing with it, 522 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:01,494 she goes and runs off to her fucking parents. 523 00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:05,540 No, I don't buy it. No, she's probably with a rebound guy. 524 00:27:05,623 --> 00:27:08,293 Rebounding right onto another dude's genitals. 525 00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:11,671 Say what you will about Mollie, she'd never do anything like that. 526 00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:13,590 Oh, you're naive. 527 00:27:13,673 --> 00:27:15,800 - Women are like dogs. - Wow. I say that as a dog lover. 528 00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:20,263 But the truth is, you have to establish dominance early, 529 00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:22,599 - or they'll piss all over your rug. - Okay. 530 00:27:22,682 --> 00:27:24,351 For the record, we've always hated her. 531 00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:26,353 Who's “we”? 532 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:28,480 Me and your mum. We Facebook message. 533 00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:30,315 My mom's on Facebook? This is your problem, mate. 534 00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:34,736 Mollie is some flip-over-your-head, 535 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:37,530 bicycle kick, high-degree-of-difficulty shit. 536 00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:39,574 It doesn't have to be this hard. 537 00:27:39,657 --> 00:27:41,701 Go for a girl that's into you. 538 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:45,121 What about the one you whined about before Mollie? That lasted, like, a year. 539 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:47,916 Georgia. 540 00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:08,645 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 541 00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:11,106 Georgia was… She was awesome. 542 00:28:11,189 --> 00:28:14,901 She was sweet, she was nice, but I feel like something was missing. 543 00:28:15,485 --> 00:28:16,611 Yeah, the misery. 544 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,364 Maybe Mollie and I are just too different. 545 00:28:19,447 --> 00:28:21,991 Like I see the glass of water as half full. 546 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:24,035 She sees the water as poisoned. 547 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,788 Also, there's a chip in the glass, so when you drink it, 548 00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:28,848 it's gonna cut your esophagus, you're gonna bleed everywhere. 549 00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:30,922 Why don't we ask that waiter for a new glass now. 550 00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:33,962 She just won't let herself be happy. 551 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:35,672 And neither will you. 552 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,592 Stop punishing yourself. Find something simpler. 553 00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:42,303 Can we please just get ready for this pitch? 554 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:45,598 I can't work in the fucking office designing deodorant labels anymore. 555 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:48,226 We have to get our shirts on this website. 556 00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:51,646 - Eddie, is it okay if I do… - No, not in this heat. 557 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,231 - No, you don't have to. - Hey, hey. 558 00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:56,443 Cold, cold, low spin. The sexy shit doesn't go in the dryer. 559 00:28:57,026 --> 00:28:58,027 - Yeah. - I got it. 560 00:28:58,111 --> 00:28:59,362 Okay. Good luck, guys. 561 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:00,947 - Bye, muffin. - Thanks, Priya. 562 00:29:04,951 --> 00:29:06,870 - What? - I'm trying to remember. 563 00:29:06,953 --> 00:29:09,122 - It's cold, cold, low spin. - Cold, cold… 564 00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:10,623 Wait, wait. Cold, cold. 565 00:29:10,707 --> 00:29:11,624 - Low spin. - Low spin. 566 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:12,876 - Go fuck yourself. - Fantastic. 567 00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:14,794 You're like Cesar Millan the way you establish dominance. 568 00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:17,630 - This is an entirely different situation. - That is totally different? 569 00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:19,007 Tell me why. 570 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:21,676 I'm not supposed to say anything for, like, three months, 571 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,012 - but that's in a week. - Oh. 572 00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:26,222 - That woman now carries my seed. - Ed. 573 00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:28,600 It's a total shift in the dominance paradigm. 574 00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:30,935 My prince is in there. That makes her a queen. 575 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:33,688 Are you…? Mmm… 576 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,315 You barely know this girl. 577 00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:36,483 I know. 578 00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:38,234 But look at what you're dealing with. 579 00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:41,029 Maybe it's better this way, right? Rip off the Band-Aid. 580 00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:43,448 How does it even…? Did the condom break? 581 00:29:43,531 --> 00:29:45,283 There's no condom. I do the pullout. 582 00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:47,577 - You do the pullout method? - Yeah, our futon is fucked. 583 00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:50,455 What about the pre-cum? You don't even think about the pre-cum. 584 00:29:50,538 --> 00:29:52,332 I always thought that was some old wives' tale. 585 00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:54,751 Yeah. An old wife with a very large family. 586 00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:55,752 Hello? 587 00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:58,713 - You must be the buyer from Shoppy. - Welcome. 588 00:29:58,797 --> 00:29:59,631 Come in. 589 00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:02,801 I have to pick up my son from preschool at 4:30. 590 00:30:03,384 --> 00:30:05,540 Great. Great. Kids are important. 591 00:30:07,865 --> 00:30:10,994 What's…? Whoa. 592 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,229 What is this? 593 00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:19,901 Uh, your mother. She buy it. For my head. 594 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:21,277 Why don't you wear it? 595 00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:26,908 I look like Three Stooge. 596 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:30,662 Sam loves The Three Stooges. 597 00:30:31,704 --> 00:30:34,958 Sam. How come he no ask you to marry? 598 00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:38,670 Because he knows that we're still figuring it out. 599 00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:40,421 Oh, no rush. 600 00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:43,800 Stage four. I have plenty of time. 601 00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:46,427 Uh, thank you. I needed more pressure. 602 00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:49,013 - You better adjust your thinking, Curly. - Yeah. 603 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:52,016 Because even if I get back together with Sam, 604 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:53,893 I don't think we're going to get married. 605 00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:55,311 What is this? 606 00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:56,980 - Yeah, marriage is bullshit. - Ah! 607 00:30:57,063 --> 00:30:59,899 And weddings are an even bigger waste. Why should I get married? 608 00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:02,151 So we can get new plates we're afraid to eat off of? 609 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:03,611 Bella, bella. 610 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,489 Weddings are-are, uh, beautiful. 611 00:31:07,490 --> 00:31:11,411 I walk you down the aisle, people cry. 612 00:31:11,494 --> 00:31:13,162 Beautiful. Capito? 613 00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:16,541 - You want to know why I cry at weddings? - Ah. 614 00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:19,544 Because I feel bad for the bride. 615 00:31:19,627 --> 00:31:21,588 If he asked me today, I'd say no. 616 00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:25,508 But you wrong. And he should still ask you. 617 00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:28,219 That would require him making a big decision on his own, 618 00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:30,722 and, trust me, that ain't happening. 619 00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:33,057 So what do you think? 620 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:34,517 Ooh, they're great. 621 00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:37,312 - Yeah, but which do you prefer? - I don't… 622 00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:39,606 - No, pick one. - The one in the middle. 623 00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:41,733 - The door's already painted that color. - Ah. 624 00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:49,449 This way you can get whatever you want. 625 00:31:52,201 --> 00:31:55,496 - Okay. - Okay, next time, just pick something. 626 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:58,124 Please. Even if it's wrong, I'll love it. 627 00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:01,718 - What do you think? - Whichever is fine. 628 00:32:01,742 --> 00:32:04,042 - All right, I always pick. - And you do an excellent job. 629 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:07,467 It's Italian and Vietnamese. Two very distinct choices. 630 00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:09,093 Please stop being so wishy-washy. 631 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:12,597 I don't see you making a decision, all right? You're just as noncommittal. 632 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:16,726 D-D-Dad, no, back streets, back streets. Come on. Traffic. 633 00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:19,562 The freeway's terrible this time of day. 634 00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:21,940 I told you six times, take back streets. 635 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,025 You know what I think? 636 00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:28,613 I think Samuel, he no want to take charge 637 00:32:28,696 --> 00:32:33,409 because you, you only like things the way you like them. 638 00:32:34,285 --> 00:32:36,454 Okay, yeah. A little faster. 639 00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:39,415 No, no, slow down, slow down. 640 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:42,168 Okay. Lean back a little. Like… 641 00:32:42,251 --> 00:32:44,128 - Like that? - Lean back. Yeah, right there. 642 00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:46,339 No. 643 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:50,134 Okay. 644 00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,470 - Go. Do it. - Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 645 00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:57,392 A dress. 646 00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,394 - You hate it. - No. 647 00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:01,771 No? Look me in the eyes and tell me you like it. 648 00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:05,858 I can always return it. 649 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,445 Right there. But stay there. Now go in a circle. 650 00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:11,906 - Like… - No, no, counterclockwise, yes. 651 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,616 Okay, is that counterclockwise? 652 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,077 - Yeah. It's winding backwards. - Okay, clockwise, clockwise. 653 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:21,416 Fine. Fucking… Vietnamese. 654 00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:24,836 Really? That's a lot of mint. 655 00:33:26,045 --> 00:33:27,880 This is how you are. 656 00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:30,133 Your way or the highway. 657 00:33:30,758 --> 00:33:33,720 Yeah, and look around. The highway is terrible. 658 00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:36,264 No, that's all right. 659 00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:40,059 Move… They moving. Must be accident. 660 00:33:43,312 --> 00:33:44,397 Mm-hmm. 661 00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:48,192 Why don't we… Here, take a seat. We're gonna show you. 662 00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:50,361 Put that in the perfect… Okay. 663 00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:53,281 And hit your mark and look at her and smile. 664 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:55,742 And start talking now. 665 00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:00,121 I'm sure you've seen these before. 666 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:05,293 The douche… was not content to subtly announce his douche-hood. 667 00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:07,378 He wanted to scream it. 668 00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:09,422 “I'm wearing a shirt!” 669 00:34:09,505 --> 00:34:12,800 But some people don't want their shirts to shout, 670 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,802 and a plain shirt is boring. 671 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:16,554 Not these though. 672 00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:20,933 Even if you're the only one who knows it. 673 00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:23,352 And then give her the shirt. Give it. 674 00:34:33,279 --> 00:34:34,697 It's intriguing. 675 00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:36,616 Great. Thank you. 676 00:34:42,830 --> 00:34:44,415 Oh… 677 00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:46,334 There was ink on the chair. 678 00:34:50,963 --> 00:34:53,382 - What? - It wasn't even about you. 679 00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:56,719 I was thinking about, like, what time was Frasier on. 680 00:34:57,637 --> 00:34:59,430 - Frasier was on what time? - 9:30. 681 00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:02,809 9:00 Central. We were just wondering what time Frasier was on. 682 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:04,102 It was a good show. 683 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,856 Celebrity. 684 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,942 They just like us. 685 00:35:11,025 --> 00:35:14,695 Only they can afford to get divorce. 686 00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:16,447 Yeah. 687 00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:19,784 Relax. We just dying. 688 00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:22,537 Read something. 689 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:23,830 I don't want to. 690 00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:26,457 Hospital magazines freak me out. 691 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,918 Gloria, my daughter. 692 00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:32,797 She think she gonna catch cancer from National Geographic. 693 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,967 - I'm getting a drink. You want something? - Martini, three olive. 694 00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:37,301 Okay. 695 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:00,241 Mollie? 696 00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:03,911 Arik. Hi. 697 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,872 Hi. How random is this? 698 00:36:05,955 --> 00:36:07,665 - It's so random. - Come here. 699 00:36:07,748 --> 00:36:08,749 Oh. 700 00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:10,585 Oh. 701 00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:14,714 Of course, I run into you looking like shit. 702 00:36:14,797 --> 00:36:16,799 No, you look, you look… You don't… 703 00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:21,888 I've been up since 2 a.m. Talia, my wife, just delivered. 704 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,766 Congratulations, “Dad.” 705 00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,602 That's me. 706 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:30,521 - God, you're gonna be such a great dad. - Oh? 707 00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:33,316 Yeah. You were always just so… 708 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:37,320 Do you remember that time we found the kitten under the truck? 709 00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:39,655 You let it sleep in the bed even though you're allergic. 710 00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:40,781 Most guys would do that. 711 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:43,159 Most men wouldn't even crawl under the truck. 712 00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:48,539 - You'll make a good father. - Thank you. 713 00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,462 - Can I ask you a question? - Yeah. 714 00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:58,341 How did you know, um, with Talia… 715 00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:01,677 that she was the one? 716 00:37:02,845 --> 00:37:04,347 That's a good question. 717 00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:08,893 Yeah, I'm not sure you ever do. 718 00:37:12,521 --> 00:37:14,607 - I should get going. - Yeah. 719 00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:18,945 You look great, by the way. 720 00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:21,239 Oh, no. 721 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:22,323 No, I mean it. 722 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:26,369 You know, you have a memory of people from the past, 723 00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:29,080 and usually reality disappoints. 724 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:31,624 But that's not the case. 725 00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:02,989 Oh! 726 00:38:05,908 --> 00:38:07,410 Don't look at me that way. 727 00:38:09,453 --> 00:38:11,747 It's too late anyway. He has a baby. 728 00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:13,708 And a Talia. 729 00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:18,296 Dude, that's not coming out. It's not fucking coming out. 730 00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:19,463 It's gonna come out. 731 00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:21,215 It will not come out. Ever. 732 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,175 Well, we use really good ink. 733 00:38:23,759 --> 00:38:26,304 Are you sure you wouldn't be more comfortable in a T-shirt? 734 00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:27,888 I started modeling at 14. 735 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,598 You have until when-this-dries-o'clock 736 00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:32,018 to convince me why I need to sell your shit. 737 00:38:33,936 --> 00:38:35,521 Thank you so much for… Um… 738 00:38:35,604 --> 00:38:37,273 We feel like our designs… 739 00:38:37,356 --> 00:38:38,482 That's so unprofessional. 740 00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:39,942 If it's important… 741 00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:42,570 No. 742 00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:44,947 - No. - No, it's definitely not important. 743 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,032 What's important is you 744 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:48,367 and you understanding that the way we get our ideas… 745 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:49,952 Fuck. Fuck. 746 00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:51,454 Who is it? 747 00:38:51,537 --> 00:38:53,789 It is… Ugh. 748 00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:55,958 I don't want to tell you. It's a competing e-tailer. 749 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:57,835 We're hot right now, 750 00:38:57,918 --> 00:39:00,254 so a lot of calls are coming in on my personal cellular device, 751 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:01,422 but our focus is on you. 752 00:39:01,505 --> 00:39:03,632 - What's her name? - Her name is Mollie. 753 00:39:03,716 --> 00:39:05,468 - Girlfriend. - Oh, here we go. 754 00:39:05,551 --> 00:39:07,678 - We broke up this morning. - Who broke up with whom? 755 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:10,056 - Ah, it's complicated. - She dumped him. 756 00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:11,599 - Big-time. - Hey. 757 00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:13,351 Answer it. I don't mind. 758 00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:16,354 I'm not gonna answer the phone call. We're here to do a pitch and… 759 00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:20,107 Fucking what? Oh, my God! I'm sorry. 760 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,318 I'll pick up. Then we don't have to talk about it ever again. 761 00:39:22,401 --> 00:39:24,445 Hey. Mollie? I can't talk now. 762 00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:25,988 I need you to come home. 763 00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:27,281 This is not the time. 764 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:30,743 Shit. Of course, it's your work thing. I'm sorry. Never mind. 765 00:39:30,826 --> 00:39:32,036 Hello? 766 00:39:32,995 --> 00:39:33,871 Hello? 767 00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:53,057 We feel like our smaller design 768 00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:55,476 helps us stand out in an overcrowded marketplace. 769 00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,728 - What happened? - Over there? 770 00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,648 Nothing. She wanted eggs. I'm gonna get her some eggs. 771 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:05,069 That blouse costs $1,500. Now tell me the truth. 772 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:09,031 It was Mollie. She wants me to come home right now. 773 00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:11,200 But I'm not gonna come home right now. 774 00:40:11,283 --> 00:40:12,410 Do you love this woman? 775 00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:18,374 Hey. I love you. 776 00:40:20,709 --> 00:40:22,711 Hey, I love you too. - - Bonk. 777 00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:29,844 Total bonk. 778 00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:37,017 That's a long answer. 779 00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:38,185 It shouldn't be. 780 00:40:41,313 --> 00:40:43,232 Go home. That should be your priority. 781 00:40:43,315 --> 00:40:46,152 I see what you're doing, and it's awesome, but I'm not going home. 782 00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:49,113 I wouldn't want to be in business with someone who didn't understand that notion. 783 00:40:49,196 --> 00:40:51,282 - Do you understand that notion, Sam? - Yes, ma'am. 784 00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:54,869 I'll be so quick you won't know that I'm gone. 785 00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:56,704 Preschool pickup is at 4:30. 786 00:40:56,787 --> 00:40:57,997 4:30. That's so easy. 787 00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,124 - I am so sorry. - Die in a fire. 788 00:41:00,207 --> 00:41:01,208 Yes. 789 00:41:03,169 --> 00:41:04,879 We-We-We feel our costs are… 790 00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:09,717 Oh, the whites are done. 791 00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:12,386 Mollie! 792 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:16,932 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What the fuck is that? 793 00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:24,356 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, are you okay? Are you all right? 794 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,942 Yeah, I came back to get the rest of my stuff, 795 00:41:27,026 --> 00:41:29,653 and then Donny was barking crazier than ever, and… 796 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:33,115 …turns out there is a creature. 797 00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:34,742 - It's a skunk. - Yeah. 798 00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:36,744 - It's gonna be okay, all right? - Yeah. 799 00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:38,454 - Yeah? - Yeah. 800 00:41:39,288 --> 00:41:42,625 Um, I'm not crying. I'm just… It's the… 801 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:44,543 It's the smell that's making my eyes water. 802 00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:47,046 I know. I can feel it on my tongue. 803 00:41:47,129 --> 00:41:50,257 I googled it, and it says that we're supposed to bathe him in tomato juice. 804 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:53,928 But turns out the only person who's prepared for a skunking 805 00:41:54,011 --> 00:41:55,554 is my grandma. 806 00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:56,972 Oh. 807 00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:58,474 I think we have something. 808 00:41:59,058 --> 00:42:02,144 Aw. Yeah, that's a good boy. 809 00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:04,230 Oh. 810 00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:05,314 - Hey. - I got him. 811 00:42:05,397 --> 00:42:06,899 - No, no. - I got him. 812 00:42:06,982 --> 00:42:09,026 Hold still, beast. 813 00:42:09,109 --> 00:42:11,195 God. Oh, no, he's licking it. 814 00:42:11,278 --> 00:42:12,613 No, Donny, no. 815 00:42:12,696 --> 00:42:17,034 No, Donny, no. Do you have a notion of how disgusting what you're doing is? 816 00:42:17,117 --> 00:42:19,703 I don't know. I guess that's good, right? 817 00:42:19,787 --> 00:42:20,955 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 818 00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:23,791 Should I get the vodka? Just throw it in the tub? 819 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,709 - Aaah! - Oh! 820 00:42:29,296 --> 00:42:31,382 It'll come out. It'll come out. 821 00:42:33,425 --> 00:42:34,843 Oh! 822 00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:36,679 Oh, it drips down. 823 00:42:36,762 --> 00:42:39,181 No, no. 824 00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:41,350 You look like Carrie. 825 00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:44,478 What is that? That's not Carrie. That's just a scared person. 826 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:46,397 Donny! Oh. 827 00:42:47,106 --> 00:42:49,149 Oh, no. 828 00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:52,027 - He's on the bed. - Oh, no! 829 00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:53,946 He's 100 percent on the bed going like this. 830 00:42:54,029 --> 00:42:56,615 Tomato shit all over our fucking room. 831 00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:19,388 - Time's up. - What? Oh, no, that's soaking. 832 00:43:19,471 --> 00:43:22,141 You can't wear that. You'll catch a cold or something, freeze your tits off. 833 00:43:22,224 --> 00:43:23,642 I'm sorry, I thought you were… 834 00:43:25,644 --> 00:43:26,520 Ed? 835 00:43:27,229 --> 00:43:29,273 It's nothing. They ruined my top. 836 00:43:29,356 --> 00:43:30,899 Oh, my God. Is that Couture? 837 00:43:31,984 --> 00:43:32,985 It was. 838 00:43:33,485 --> 00:43:36,113 Oh, I'll let you get back to it. 839 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:39,825 She seemed lovely. 840 00:43:39,908 --> 00:43:41,327 We're having a baby. 841 00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:43,412 - Yeah. Mazel tov. - Yeah. 842 00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:46,749 Pullout? 843 00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:48,876 When I remember. 844 00:43:49,376 --> 00:43:50,252 Yeah. 845 00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:55,257 Ooh, up top. 846 00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:57,134 - Very well done today. - Whoo! 847 00:43:57,217 --> 00:43:59,219 Oh. 848 00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:01,430 Oh, my God. How do you think that ranks? 849 00:44:01,513 --> 00:44:02,598 It was very good. 850 00:44:02,681 --> 00:44:05,726 I would probably say top three. Honestly, I gotta put it in the top three. 851 00:44:05,809 --> 00:44:07,019 Really? That's all? 852 00:44:07,102 --> 00:44:08,896 - That's all? - What beats it? 853 00:44:08,979 --> 00:44:10,189 Montecito. 854 00:44:11,023 --> 00:44:12,358 - Yeah. - Ah. 855 00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:19,823 Oh, my God. You're gonna love this hotel. 856 00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:22,284 - They give you your own entire casita. - Mmm. 857 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:24,912 Sounds like a place that a fancy businessman would stay 858 00:44:24,995 --> 00:44:28,290 and, like, order a very expensive escort for the evening. 859 00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:30,250 - Yes, this is the place. Yes. - Yeah. 860 00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:32,836 Let's do it. 861 00:44:34,588 --> 00:44:36,590 You want to get a hooker? 862 00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:39,134 No, no, I want to be the hooker. 863 00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:41,553 And you're the elegantly depraved hedge fund guy. 864 00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:43,931 Yeah? 865 00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:47,101 Good evening, prostitute. It's good… That's stupid. Think depraved. 866 00:44:47,184 --> 00:44:49,895 I'm bad news. I'm Walter Matthau Bad News Bears. 867 00:44:49,978 --> 00:44:50,813 Come here often? 868 00:44:50,896 --> 00:44:53,399 No, she's coming to your room. She's never been there before. 869 00:44:53,482 --> 00:44:55,401 I've fucked women twice your size. 870 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:57,861 No, that doesn't add up. 871 00:45:00,322 --> 00:45:02,157 Is that butthole open for business? 872 00:45:03,075 --> 00:45:05,494 Is that butthole…? Is that tokus…? No, tushy. 873 00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:08,330 Does that tushy need a banging? 874 00:45:08,914 --> 00:45:10,582 I guess I'm a bad boy too. 875 00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:12,960 Yeah, I cheat on my taxes. 876 00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:15,045 Bet you 500 bucks I can fuck you. 877 00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:18,757 That's basically what a prostitute is. Like a weird bet. 878 00:45:23,262 --> 00:45:24,555 Ooh! 879 00:45:38,026 --> 00:45:39,027 Thanks. 880 00:45:59,465 --> 00:46:00,299 Hi. 881 00:46:01,842 --> 00:46:03,260 Oh, gosh. 882 00:46:05,387 --> 00:46:08,599 I'm not actually a hooker. I'm just doing this for fun with my boyfriend. 883 00:46:08,682 --> 00:46:09,600 Is that worse? 884 00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:12,436 Checking in? 885 00:46:12,519 --> 00:46:15,314 Hi. I need the key for Casita 17. 886 00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:20,235 Yes. The… gentleman mentioned you'd be arriving. 887 00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:21,487 Jean Louis will direct you. 888 00:46:22,154 --> 00:46:23,071 Jean Lou… 889 00:46:23,822 --> 00:46:25,991 Yes. Perfect. 890 00:46:46,136 --> 00:46:47,304 The money's on the dresser. 891 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:50,891 Enjoy. 892 00:46:54,686 --> 00:46:55,521 Count it. 893 00:46:59,942 --> 00:47:02,027 One monies, two money, 894 00:47:02,110 --> 00:47:04,446 three money, all the money. 895 00:47:05,030 --> 00:47:06,281 What do you have for me? 896 00:47:08,825 --> 00:47:10,869 That's amazing. Where did you get…? 897 00:47:11,453 --> 00:47:12,996 - Are we gonna have sex like that? - Mm-hmm. 898 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,999 Ah. Okay, yeah. Okay, okay. 899 00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:17,125 Oh! 900 00:47:17,209 --> 00:47:19,503 Yeah, it's definitely top two. 901 00:47:19,586 --> 00:47:23,382 Mmm. You know, I never got my money back, Pretty Woman. 902 00:47:23,465 --> 00:47:25,968 Hey. I earned that shit. 903 00:47:26,051 --> 00:47:28,136 You sure fucking did. 904 00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:34,851 - Hey, Sam? - Yeah? 905 00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:38,021 I'm sorry about this morning. 906 00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:41,149 It's just the way that my mind works. 907 00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:44,319 I wish it didn't, but it does. 908 00:47:45,487 --> 00:47:46,488 I know. 909 00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:49,658 - I just want to be happy. - I want you to be happy. 910 00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:51,535 What are we gonna do? 911 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,204 I don't know. 912 00:47:55,789 --> 00:47:58,584 At a certain point, you gotta shit or get off the pot. 913 00:47:59,876 --> 00:48:03,839 Yeah. Otherwise you get hemorrhoids, and that's worse than anything. 914 00:48:08,510 --> 00:48:10,095 How'd it go with Shoppy? 915 00:48:11,138 --> 00:48:11,972 I gotta go. 916 00:49:09,196 --> 00:49:10,280 Oh, my… 917 00:49:11,948 --> 00:49:13,784 You just made a baby with that thing. 918 00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:15,619 Oh. 919 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:20,957 - Hey. - Hey. 920 00:49:21,875 --> 00:49:23,877 - Who's texting you? - It was nothing. 921 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,213 Really? 'Cause it seemed like a lot of texts. 922 00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:28,757 Yeah, it's just my mom complaining about my dad. 923 00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,509 Believe me, that doesn't fit into one text. 924 00:49:30,592 --> 00:49:31,551 Yet this does. 925 00:49:33,553 --> 00:49:35,347 No. Hey, Sam. 926 00:49:35,430 --> 00:49:36,682 - Don't. - Nothing is going on. 927 00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:39,184 You liked me because I'm smart, so don't treat me like a fucking idiot. 928 00:49:39,267 --> 00:49:41,645 I ran into him at the hospital today, but nothing happened. 929 00:49:41,728 --> 00:49:44,272 Yet. Yet. Because you didn't say no, did you? 930 00:49:44,356 --> 00:49:45,691 You said, “Now is not the time,” 931 00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:48,026 meaning that sometime in the future, that would be the time. 932 00:49:48,110 --> 00:49:51,113 You're leaving the door open so you could rebound right onto him. 933 00:49:51,196 --> 00:49:54,116 - What? - Because with you, the door's always open. 934 00:49:54,199 --> 00:49:56,660 - You are being ridiculous. - I'm not being ridiculous. 935 00:49:56,743 --> 00:49:58,787 Why were you looking at my iPad in the first place? 936 00:49:58,870 --> 00:50:01,581 I wasn't. I was standing there, and a dick fucking popped up. 937 00:50:01,665 --> 00:50:03,083 I wasn't leaving the door open. 938 00:50:03,166 --> 00:50:05,794 If I had, would you blame me? We're not in the best place. 939 00:50:05,877 --> 00:50:07,337 Wow. All right. Bye, Moll. 940 00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:09,423 You've honestly never thought about another ex before? 941 00:50:09,506 --> 00:50:11,133 - What was her name? Georgie? - Georgia. 942 00:50:11,216 --> 00:50:13,844 Okay. You've never thought about fucking Georgia? 943 00:50:13,927 --> 00:50:15,053 - No. - Oh, come on! 944 00:50:15,137 --> 00:50:16,680 - I haven't. - Fine, lie to yourself. 945 00:50:16,763 --> 00:50:18,515 I haven't thought about fucking her! 946 00:50:19,099 --> 00:50:20,016 Sam, the neighbors. 947 00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:23,729 Fuck, fuck the neighbors! And fuck you. 948 00:50:24,604 --> 00:50:26,523 You want to know what I think about? 949 00:50:26,606 --> 00:50:30,444 I think about how normal my life would have been with Georgia. 950 00:50:30,527 --> 00:50:33,196 I think about a world free of fucking Mollie Mangini 951 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,282 and her craziness and her bullshit. 952 00:50:35,365 --> 00:50:39,726 I think back to Georgia and I wish I had the balls to stay bored, because, 953 00:50:39,751 --> 00:50:42,701 honestly, it would be a lot better than whatever the fuck this is! 954 00:50:53,383 --> 00:50:55,385 Are you fucking kidding me? 955 00:51:19,743 --> 00:51:20,744 Where's Willa? 956 00:51:27,751 --> 00:51:30,086 Hey, Willa. Willa? I am so sorry. 957 00:51:30,170 --> 00:51:32,255 I appreciate your passion, truly. 958 00:51:32,339 --> 00:51:35,509 Now remove yourselves before my son walks through those doors. 959 00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:36,968 If you'd just let me… 960 00:51:37,052 --> 00:51:38,929 No, I can't just. 961 00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:42,349 Why don't you call me tomorrow. 962 00:51:44,142 --> 00:51:46,269 Okay. Why don't we… 963 00:51:46,353 --> 00:51:47,896 Okay. Okay. 964 00:51:47,979 --> 00:51:49,231 Okay, okay. 965 00:51:49,314 --> 00:51:50,982 Okay, okay. 966 00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:53,109 You know what? I'll give you a call tomorrow. 967 00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:55,320 Your assistant will write it down. You'll never call back. 968 00:51:55,403 --> 00:51:59,241 I may not have been a model when I was 14, but I wasn't born yesterday. 969 00:51:59,324 --> 00:52:01,159 I know what it feels like to get blown off. 970 00:52:01,243 --> 00:52:04,079 So you know what, Willa? You know what? Fuck you! 971 00:52:04,162 --> 00:52:06,248 Oh, fuck, fuck you! 972 00:52:06,331 --> 00:52:08,416 Fuck it all! 973 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:12,003 Fuck you up your goddamn skirt through your eyeballs! 974 00:52:12,087 --> 00:52:13,046 Shut up for a second. 975 00:52:13,129 --> 00:52:17,384 I don't want our art e-tailed by some hipster icy princess anyway. 976 00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:21,388 So just in your fucking eyes and out your goddamn asshole! 977 00:52:21,471 --> 00:52:22,556 Oh! 978 00:52:25,642 --> 00:52:27,227 Didn't go well with the girl then? 979 00:52:27,310 --> 00:52:28,854 No, it did not. 980 00:52:28,937 --> 00:52:30,856 - You done now? - Yeah, I'm done. 981 00:52:30,939 --> 00:52:31,773 Good. 982 00:52:31,857 --> 00:52:33,817 Because since I've been standing here, 983 00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:36,653 every single one of these bitches told me they love my shirt. 984 00:52:36,736 --> 00:52:39,614 You might want to consider doing a polka-dot pattern 985 00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:41,992 where every dot is a different little image. 986 00:52:42,075 --> 00:52:43,368 Just a thought. 987 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:47,372 - So you're gonna… - Carry your line? Yes. 988 00:52:47,455 --> 00:52:49,291 I was going to tell you tomorrow 989 00:52:49,374 --> 00:52:52,836 on the phone during appropriate working hours. 990 00:52:53,753 --> 00:52:56,840 And, uh… And the offer, does it…? Even after I said…? 991 00:52:56,923 --> 00:52:58,550 You're gonna be getting a lower percentage. 992 00:52:58,633 --> 00:53:00,719 Oh, sorry, bud. 993 00:53:00,802 --> 00:53:01,761 You too, Pullout. 994 00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:03,346 Oh. 995 00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:07,434 Oh, what? 996 00:53:07,517 --> 00:53:11,479 What a weird day, right? It feels like… 997 00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:14,274 It's okay to laugh. You can laugh. 998 00:53:14,357 --> 00:53:18,528 Uh, tell your kid I say “what up?” And, um, thank you. 999 00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:32,751 Hey, Ed? 1000 00:53:35,253 --> 00:53:38,715 - Remember what I told you about Georgia? - Does it involve peaches? 1001 00:53:38,798 --> 00:53:40,258 No, the girl. Georgia. 1002 00:53:40,842 --> 00:53:42,636 - No. - Exactly. 1003 00:53:43,511 --> 00:53:45,722 'Cause she never made me feel like this. 1004 00:53:45,805 --> 00:53:48,391 What…? Hey, hey, where you going? 1005 00:53:49,392 --> 00:53:50,226 Sam! 1006 00:53:50,810 --> 00:53:52,312 - Talking to me? - Huh? 1007 00:53:52,812 --> 00:53:54,814 No, I said Sam. Is your name Sam? 1008 00:53:54,898 --> 00:53:55,815 Yes. 1009 00:53:55,899 --> 00:53:56,900 Then sorry. 1010 00:53:59,444 --> 00:54:02,572 “There are three things that are too amazing for me, 1011 00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:04,991 four that I do not understand: 1012 00:54:05,575 --> 00:54:07,786 the way of an eagle in the sky, 1013 00:54:08,370 --> 00:54:10,163 the way of a snake on a rock”… 1014 00:54:10,246 --> 00:54:11,414 Here you go, honey. 1015 00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:13,208 - “…The way of a ship”… - Mollie? 1016 00:54:13,291 --> 00:54:15,126 “…On the high seas… 1017 00:54:16,127 --> 00:54:18,213 and the way of a man with a young woman.” 1018 00:54:21,508 --> 00:54:23,343 Proverbs, chapter 18. 1019 00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:30,642 He's right. I'm crazy. 1020 00:54:30,725 --> 00:54:32,060 No, you're not. 1021 00:54:32,143 --> 00:54:35,105 Thank you, but you're also crazy, 1022 00:54:35,188 --> 00:54:37,732 so not a confidence booster. 1023 00:54:39,025 --> 00:54:42,737 What I need now is advice from my sensible best friend. 1024 00:54:44,197 --> 00:54:46,700 - Sam. - Yeah, Sam. 1025 00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:48,827 You love him. 1026 00:54:50,328 --> 00:54:51,663 - So? - “So?” 1027 00:54:51,746 --> 00:54:54,416 You're just gonna lay here and let him go? 1028 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,712 Maybe it's possible to love somebody and let them go. Maybe it's better? 1029 00:54:59,587 --> 00:55:02,966 Otherwise we're just gonna go through this over and over and over again 1030 00:55:03,049 --> 00:55:06,261 and eventually we'll just end up hating each other completely. 1031 00:55:08,054 --> 00:55:11,933 The only reason that I married your father was so that he could stay in this country. 1032 00:55:12,017 --> 00:55:14,936 We were kids, and we liked each other. 1033 00:55:16,187 --> 00:55:18,815 But we never really loved each other. 1034 00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:22,235 Mom, you should have never married Dad. 1035 00:55:22,318 --> 00:55:25,030 And guess what. I'm not gonna make the same mistake you did. 1036 00:55:25,113 --> 00:55:28,616 You are making exactly the same mistake, stupid! 1037 00:55:29,909 --> 00:55:30,910 And… 1038 00:55:32,912 --> 00:55:35,623 it wasn't a mistake marrying your father. 1039 00:55:36,541 --> 00:55:37,375 Why not? 1040 00:55:41,212 --> 00:55:42,338 You. 1041 00:55:46,217 --> 00:55:48,887 What kind of mother calls her child “stupid”? 1042 00:55:51,264 --> 00:55:52,390 My mistake 1043 00:55:53,058 --> 00:55:55,143 was not leaving your father. 1044 00:55:56,144 --> 00:55:58,146 But you and Sam love each other. 1045 00:55:58,772 --> 00:56:04,152 Don't miss out on somebody you really love just because you're scared. 1046 00:56:04,652 --> 00:56:06,071 Because believe me, 1047 00:56:06,821 --> 00:56:08,740 the alternative is… 1048 00:56:10,533 --> 00:56:11,785 It's way worse. 1049 00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:19,375 You. Mmm. 1050 00:56:20,376 --> 00:56:22,212 And your dog smells like shit. 1051 00:56:22,295 --> 00:56:24,881 Oh! 1052 00:56:24,964 --> 00:56:26,966 You don't smell like shit. 1053 00:56:27,050 --> 00:56:29,344 You don't… Oh, gosh, you stink. 1054 00:56:29,427 --> 00:56:33,014 From your weather zone downtown, I'm Hal Storm. 1055 00:56:33,098 --> 00:56:36,101 Uh, you a stupid fucking piece of shit. 1056 00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:38,353 Hey, I'm taking your truck. 1057 00:56:39,604 --> 00:56:44,109 Hey, fill 'em up with gas after. Supreme octane, huh? 1058 00:56:44,692 --> 00:56:46,444 Why? You're dying, right? 1059 00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:49,239 Good point. Regular. 1060 00:56:55,578 --> 00:56:57,997 Why wasn't I nicer to you before you got sick? 1061 00:56:58,498 --> 00:56:59,624 Oh. 1062 00:57:00,959 --> 00:57:03,044 Uh, I was asshole. 1063 00:57:04,671 --> 00:57:07,006 Yeah. You're much better with cancer. 1064 00:57:07,090 --> 00:57:08,091 Thank you. 1065 00:57:09,217 --> 00:57:11,010 Make it, uh, supreme. 1066 00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:56,973 What up, Destroyer? 1067 00:57:57,056 --> 00:57:58,600 - Is he with you? - No. 1068 00:57:58,683 --> 00:58:00,185 He's not answering his phone. 1069 00:58:00,268 --> 00:58:02,228 Guess our boy's finally gotten some sense. 1070 00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:07,901 Ed, I'm so sorry to tell you this, but I love our Sam. Like a lot. 1071 00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:09,777 Oh, shit. 1072 00:58:09,861 --> 00:58:10,778 - Ed… - No. 1073 00:58:10,862 --> 00:58:11,696 No. 1074 00:58:12,530 --> 00:58:14,782 It's good. I'm glad. It's… 1075 00:58:15,617 --> 00:58:18,536 Hurry up and get pregnant, okay? I can't do this shit alone. 1076 00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:21,039 - Do you know where he is? - He said… 1077 00:58:21,998 --> 00:58:24,292 Sorry, it feels incredibly wrong to be helping you, 1078 00:58:24,375 --> 00:58:26,628 but I believe you truly love him, 1079 00:58:26,711 --> 00:58:28,338 so I'm just gonna power through this. 1080 00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:32,342 I don't know where he went, but he said something about Georgia. 1081 00:58:33,426 --> 00:58:34,260 Hello? 1082 00:58:36,471 --> 00:58:37,722 Hello? 1083 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,518 Oh, fuck it in the ass! 1084 00:58:43,269 --> 00:58:44,562 Oh, when's it due? 1085 00:58:45,563 --> 00:58:46,397 No? 1086 00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:55,281 Hello? 1087 00:59:00,411 --> 00:59:01,788 Is he here? 1088 00:59:01,871 --> 00:59:02,997 Cookies! 1089 00:59:03,081 --> 00:59:05,083 Oh, no cookies, buddy. 1090 00:59:05,959 --> 00:59:07,126 Ever since the Girl Scouts came, 1091 00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:09,170 he thinks everyone who comes to the door has cookies. 1092 00:59:09,254 --> 00:59:10,964 George, who's there? 1093 00:59:11,047 --> 00:59:15,176 Um… I… I'm so sorry to bother you. 1094 00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:16,970 My-My truck broke down. 1095 00:59:17,887 --> 00:59:21,099 And my cell phone battery 1096 00:59:21,182 --> 00:59:24,269 just fell out somewhere and… 1097 00:59:24,352 --> 00:59:25,436 Come on in. 1098 00:59:27,855 --> 00:59:28,690 Really? 1099 00:59:29,649 --> 00:59:30,650 Okay. 1100 00:59:42,662 --> 00:59:44,872 Uh-huh. Okay. 1101 00:59:44,956 --> 00:59:46,958 Great. Thank you. 1102 00:59:47,458 --> 00:59:48,293 Oh. 1103 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,963 Okay. Well, I guess I'll wait outside for the tow truck. 1104 00:59:52,046 --> 00:59:53,131 I know who you are. 1105 00:59:55,383 --> 00:59:57,343 - Excuse me? - You're the next girl after me. 1106 00:59:57,427 --> 00:59:58,928 I Facebook stalked you for like a year. 1107 00:59:59,512 --> 01:00:01,014 How'd you find me, by the way? 1108 01:00:01,097 --> 01:00:02,265 Peoplesearch.com. 1109 01:00:02,849 --> 01:00:05,602 - Oh. - It was $20. I just… 1110 01:00:05,685 --> 01:00:08,896 Let's ask Mommy if she washed my black jeans. 1111 01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:10,940 - Because Mommy said she… - Hi, honey. 1112 01:00:11,024 --> 01:00:12,859 - This is Mollie. - Hi. 1113 01:00:12,942 --> 01:00:14,694 Do you remember Sam, my ex? 1114 01:00:14,777 --> 01:00:16,863 Uh, yeah, I think. 1115 01:00:16,946 --> 01:00:20,491 Mollie just broke up with him and was sure he'd come running to me. 1116 01:00:20,575 --> 01:00:25,246 This super-hot piece of ass was sure that her boyfriend 1117 01:00:25,830 --> 01:00:27,290 wanted this. 1118 01:00:27,373 --> 01:00:28,583 Isn't that right, Mollie? 1119 01:00:28,666 --> 01:00:30,293 Yes. Oh. 1120 01:00:30,376 --> 01:00:33,630 Well, I don't know about the hot piece of ass part, but… 1121 01:00:34,380 --> 01:00:36,591 - He has a thing for your wife. - That's right. 1122 01:00:37,425 --> 01:00:40,720 Does he still have that charming, quirky deal going on? 1123 01:00:40,803 --> 01:00:42,221 Oh, yes. 1124 01:00:42,305 --> 01:00:44,057 He's like nebbish but hot. 1125 01:00:44,140 --> 01:00:45,224 Yeah. 1126 01:00:46,309 --> 01:00:51,397 Anyway, why don't we get back to that super-important laundry dilemma. 1127 01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:53,691 Ach. You know what? It's all good. 1128 01:00:53,775 --> 01:00:55,276 Daddy's gonna wash them himself. 1129 01:00:55,777 --> 01:00:56,778 - Okay. - Okay. 1130 01:00:56,861 --> 01:00:58,196 Love you, little man. 1131 01:00:58,279 --> 01:00:59,280 - Bye. - Yeah, bye. -Bye. -Bye-bye! 1132 01:01:00,448 --> 01:01:01,741 - Bye. - Nice to meet you. 1133 01:01:07,872 --> 01:01:09,540 - Awkward, huh? - Yes. 1134 01:01:09,624 --> 01:01:10,667 - It's okay. - I'll go. 1135 01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:11,668 - Bye. - Bye. 1136 01:01:21,469 --> 01:01:24,180 Ooh. Hey, we should go there. 1137 01:01:24,806 --> 01:01:25,890 - That place? - Yeah. 1138 01:01:25,973 --> 01:01:28,393 - You want to build a ham radio? - No, I'm serious. 1139 01:01:28,476 --> 01:01:30,895 They have the stuff nobody wants at Radio Shack, just more of it. 1140 01:01:30,978 --> 01:01:33,523 Hey. Trust me. 1141 01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:39,737 Oh, ho-ho-ho! 1142 01:01:39,821 --> 01:01:41,030 - That was amazing. - Yeah. 1143 01:01:41,531 --> 01:01:43,991 - I'm so happy I chose to stop here. - Uh-huh. 1144 01:01:44,659 --> 01:01:46,828 - I'm gonna go get us another Flizzard. - Yes, please. 1145 01:01:46,911 --> 01:01:49,247 Why are you waiting so long? Can you please get another one? 1146 01:01:49,330 --> 01:01:51,374 And walk there in a very unique way. 1147 01:01:51,457 --> 01:01:55,461 More unique than that. 1148 01:02:06,848 --> 01:02:08,599 It doesn't taste the same. 1149 01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:10,685 What? 1150 01:02:11,769 --> 01:02:13,604 It doesn't taste the same without her. 1151 01:02:16,858 --> 01:02:18,985 Would you like to add more Reese's for a dollar? 1152 01:02:20,987 --> 01:02:21,821 Okay. 1153 01:02:24,615 --> 01:02:25,700 Sam? 1154 01:02:26,409 --> 01:02:27,869 No. 1155 01:02:27,952 --> 01:02:30,246 See, Lindsay? I told you it was him. 1156 01:02:30,329 --> 01:02:32,165 - No, no. - You were right. You get nuzzles. 1157 01:02:32,248 --> 01:02:33,166 Hurry it up. 1158 01:02:33,249 --> 01:02:35,626 - You get one, two, three… - You got to do it faster. 1159 01:02:35,710 --> 01:02:38,337 - Is Mollie inside? - I'm just picking up some things. 1160 01:02:38,421 --> 01:02:40,923 - Us too. - It's good to see you. Thanks. 1161 01:02:41,007 --> 01:02:42,925 - I love those. - We're on our way to Rio Carmella. 1162 01:02:43,009 --> 01:02:44,343 - Do you know it? - No. 1163 01:02:44,427 --> 01:02:46,345 Called “glamping.” It's like luxury-style camping. 1164 01:02:46,429 --> 01:02:47,805 They provide everything. 1165 01:02:47,889 --> 01:02:49,766 Down comforters for sleeping bags. 1166 01:02:49,849 --> 01:02:53,269 European-style tents that are based on European designs, of course. Amazing. 1167 01:02:53,352 --> 01:02:56,731 - It's incredibly romantic. - I can't believe we're actually going. 1168 01:02:56,814 --> 01:02:59,066 - We should take a photo. - You should. Good luck with that. 1169 01:02:59,150 --> 01:03:01,861 - I'll check it out on Instagram. - It is a huge moment. 1170 01:03:01,944 --> 01:03:03,738 I'm not taking it. I'm not doing it. 1171 01:03:03,821 --> 01:03:06,657 - Can you fuck… Here we go. - I want to be like this. 1172 01:03:06,741 --> 01:03:09,702 - Here we go. Ready? - I think we'll do one of our classics. 1173 01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:11,204 Ready and… Whoo! 1174 01:03:11,287 --> 01:03:12,789 - Oh, no, the… - That was… 1175 01:03:14,540 --> 01:03:16,334 - Okay. Well, all right. - That's okay. 1176 01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:18,586 - Sorry. Sir? Hi. - Hi. 1177 01:03:18,669 --> 01:03:21,088 - Just snap us really quick. - Yeah, quick. 1178 01:03:21,172 --> 01:03:22,507 - Okay, and… - Yeah, okay. 1179 01:03:22,590 --> 01:03:24,592 So just… And emerge in three. 1180 01:03:24,675 --> 01:03:25,676 Two, one. 1181 01:03:29,847 --> 01:03:30,723 Hello? 1182 01:03:32,934 --> 01:03:34,143 Sam? 1183 01:03:53,788 --> 01:03:54,789 Fuck it. 1184 01:03:59,794 --> 01:04:00,628 Mmm. 1185 01:04:02,421 --> 01:04:03,506 Mmm. 1186 01:04:10,304 --> 01:04:11,848 Hmm. 1187 01:04:17,436 --> 01:04:20,565 Do you like jam? I forget. Do you love jam or do you like jam? 1188 01:04:20,648 --> 01:04:22,817 And I think if you just try the jam. 1189 01:04:22,900 --> 01:04:24,485 That guy was romantic. 1190 01:04:34,996 --> 01:04:35,997 Oh, my… 1191 01:04:43,129 --> 01:04:44,338 Your key, sir. 1192 01:04:44,422 --> 01:04:47,258 And will your “lady friend” be arriving shortly? 1193 01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:49,969 No, just me. 1194 01:05:12,825 --> 01:05:16,871 The creature… is you. 1195 01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:11,467 How you doing? 1196 01:06:12,134 --> 01:06:13,344 Okay. You? 1197 01:06:13,886 --> 01:06:15,388 Well, to be honest… 1198 01:06:17,390 --> 01:06:21,018 um, uh, tonight was kind of… kind of shitty. 1199 01:06:21,102 --> 01:06:23,104 But things are looking up, so… 1200 01:06:23,187 --> 01:06:25,856 - Oh? Why? - Well, I just met a beautiful woman. 1201 01:06:26,941 --> 01:06:29,652 - That redhead? - No, I'm talking about you. 1202 01:06:30,236 --> 01:06:31,237 Oh. 1203 01:06:43,499 --> 01:06:45,001 Okay. Hi. 1204 01:06:45,626 --> 01:06:47,920 Oh, shoot. Here. 1205 01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:49,422 Here you go. Okay. 1206 01:06:49,505 --> 01:06:51,340 Come on, dude. Fuck. 1207 01:06:52,091 --> 01:06:53,718 You see those two people over there? 1208 01:06:54,969 --> 01:06:57,471 You see them? Who do you think they are? 1209 01:06:57,555 --> 01:06:59,432 - What do you mean? - Like watch this. 1210 01:06:59,515 --> 01:07:01,684 I think he's a professional golfer, right? 1211 01:07:01,767 --> 01:07:04,228 And she's his mistress. And he knows he's got to stop. 1212 01:07:04,311 --> 01:07:06,105 He knows he's got to stop doing stuff with her, 1213 01:07:06,188 --> 01:07:09,025 but he keeps landing in the top ten ever since they've been having sex, 1214 01:07:09,108 --> 01:07:12,111 so he feels like he can't get rid of her or he's gonna start losing. 1215 01:07:12,194 --> 01:07:14,739 Okay, so who are they? Tell me who they are. 1216 01:07:16,157 --> 01:07:17,408 Those are the Sandersons. 1217 01:07:17,491 --> 01:07:19,702 I met them at breakfast. He's an accountant. 1218 01:07:21,871 --> 01:07:23,247 Is that for real what they are? 1219 01:07:24,457 --> 01:07:25,458 They're from Fresno. 1220 01:07:29,879 --> 01:07:31,005 Oh, thank God. 1221 01:07:33,549 --> 01:07:35,342 - I have a key. - Ma'am… 1222 01:07:35,426 --> 01:07:36,469 - I remember the way. - Ma'am! 1223 01:07:37,511 --> 01:07:41,515 There is a popular notion of love at first sight. 1224 01:07:42,725 --> 01:07:45,519 “I met her and I knew.” 1225 01:07:46,812 --> 01:07:51,567 Joan and Lee first met in October of 1964. 1226 01:07:52,193 --> 01:07:55,237 He served with her brother Arnold in the war. 1227 01:07:55,738 --> 01:07:57,823 Even then there was something special between them. 1228 01:07:59,992 --> 01:08:00,993 What's wrong? 1229 01:08:04,246 --> 01:08:05,873 Do not get a massage here. 1230 01:08:05,956 --> 01:08:08,876 The spa plays Enya so loudly, 1231 01:08:08,959 --> 01:08:11,670 and my massage therapist had these giant sandpaper hands. 1232 01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:14,548 I swear to God, I think she fucked up my neck permanently. 1233 01:08:15,132 --> 01:08:17,343 Oh, really? I can… 1234 01:08:18,177 --> 01:08:19,178 Do you…? I can… 1235 01:08:20,513 --> 01:08:22,098 Is it, like, bad here? 1236 01:08:23,015 --> 01:08:24,892 That actually feels really good. 1237 01:08:24,975 --> 01:08:27,144 - Is that the spot? Is that too hard? - Um… 1238 01:08:28,437 --> 01:08:31,315 You could probably get a better angle if I was lying down. 1239 01:08:35,402 --> 01:08:38,322 Yeah. Um… Yeah. 1240 01:08:38,405 --> 01:08:40,991 After a few years, they grew apart. 1241 01:08:41,575 --> 01:08:42,910 Moved apart. 1242 01:08:42,993 --> 01:08:44,036 Marriages happened. 1243 01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:46,664 Divorces happened. 1244 01:08:46,747 --> 01:08:48,290 Deaths happened. 1245 01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:52,461 It was at Arnie's funeral that they reconnected. 1246 01:08:52,545 --> 01:08:56,048 After only 52 years, they knew. 1247 01:08:58,717 --> 01:09:02,263 And, Joan, do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? 1248 01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:03,973 I do. 1249 01:09:04,056 --> 01:09:04,849 And, Lee… 1250 01:09:04,932 --> 01:09:07,810 Ma'am. There's another way around. 1251 01:09:08,561 --> 01:09:09,478 Thanks. 1252 01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:11,272 I pronounce that they are husband and wife… 1253 01:09:11,355 --> 01:09:13,149 Are you all right? 1254 01:09:13,232 --> 01:09:14,733 Yeah, I just, um… 1255 01:09:15,943 --> 01:09:17,653 We have the same anniversary. 1256 01:09:23,284 --> 01:09:25,911 Hey, you scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours. 1257 01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:27,872 Are these like potions? 1258 01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:42,803 There's no lotion. 1259 01:09:42,887 --> 01:09:45,472 I can't find the lotion. What does it look like? 1260 01:09:46,182 --> 01:09:47,349 Lotion-y. 1261 01:09:48,893 --> 01:09:50,477 Fucking lotion-y. 1262 01:10:35,397 --> 01:10:37,399 - Mmm. - Sorry. 1263 01:10:37,483 --> 01:10:38,400 What? 1264 01:11:23,696 --> 01:11:25,197 How was the scone? 1265 01:11:30,411 --> 01:11:31,829 It was a little stale. 1266 01:11:32,496 --> 01:11:34,206 You know how it gets at the end of the day. 1267 01:11:35,416 --> 01:11:37,084 But it was worth the wait. 1268 01:11:37,835 --> 01:11:39,753 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1269 01:11:40,838 --> 01:11:43,048 - Wow, you smell like a bar. - Okay. 1270 01:11:43,132 --> 01:11:46,385 Actually, you smell like the rubber mat on the ground behind the bar. Why? 1271 01:11:46,468 --> 01:11:48,804 Well, you look like a young… 1272 01:11:49,305 --> 01:11:51,348 Your hair looks like Bamm-Bamm from… 1273 01:11:52,099 --> 01:11:54,685 You look amazing. 1274 01:11:55,477 --> 01:11:56,770 Mmm. 1275 01:11:58,147 --> 01:11:59,231 Bonk. 1276 01:11:59,815 --> 01:12:00,816 Bonk. 1277 01:12:04,153 --> 01:12:05,279 You sure about this? 1278 01:12:06,530 --> 01:12:08,490 Nope. You? 1279 01:12:09,074 --> 01:12:10,492 No, not even close. 1280 01:12:12,077 --> 01:12:14,413 But three years is a long time. 1281 01:12:15,622 --> 01:12:18,375 If we can make it this long, who knows? 1282 01:12:18,959 --> 01:12:19,960 Nobody. 1283 01:12:20,753 --> 01:12:23,172 Nobody knows, or else it'd just be too easy, right? 1284 01:12:24,048 --> 01:12:26,008 Stop being such a pessimist. 1285 01:12:58,540 --> 01:13:00,042 So last night. 1286 01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:01,418 - Mm-hmm? - Top three? 1287 01:13:01,502 --> 01:13:03,128 Tsk. I don't know. 1288 01:13:03,212 --> 01:13:05,214 Mmm… 1289 01:13:05,297 --> 01:13:08,050 - I think we have a new leader. - Whoa! Bold statement. 1290 01:13:08,133 --> 01:13:09,676 - That's number one? - You don't agree? 1291 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:11,053 I do. 1292 01:13:11,136 --> 01:13:13,055 I do, but you know what? We can do better. 1293 01:13:13,138 --> 01:13:16,433 If we hit it down once or twice a day, we can knock it out of the park. 1294 01:13:16,517 --> 01:13:18,644 Do you think you have the stamina to keep up with me? 1295 01:13:18,727 --> 01:13:21,021 Do I think I have the stamina to keep up with you? 1296 01:13:21,105 --> 01:13:21,897 Whoa, whoa. 1297 01:13:23,023 --> 01:13:24,066 Mailbox. 1298 01:13:26,944 --> 01:13:27,861 Mailbox. 1299 01:13:33,575 --> 01:13:34,410 Go. 1300 01:13:35,619 --> 01:13:36,870 Open gate.