1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Share if u like this apps Enjoy watching!! 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Share if u like this apps Enjoy watching!! 3 00:00:21,439 --> 00:00:23,941 (JAZZY DRUM AND CYMBAL MUSIC) 4 00:00:31,449 --> 00:00:33,826 (RAPID MECHANICAL CLICKING) 5 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:46,964 (THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY SING) # Bah bah-bah bah 6 00:00:47,006 --> 00:00:49,341 # Bah-bah bah-bah-bah 7 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:53,637 # Bah bah-bah bah-bah 8 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:55,055 (DAVID CASSIDY SINGS) # I was sleeping 9 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:57,558 # And right in the middle of a good dream 10 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,727 # Like all at once I wake up 11 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:03,355 # From something that keeps knocking at my brain 12 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:08,027 # Before I go insane I hold my pillow to my head 13 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:12,448 # And spring up in my bed screaming out the words I dread 14 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:14,700 (ALL SING) # I think I love you 15 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:17,077 BACKUP: # I think I love you 16 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:18,788 DAVID: # I think I love you 17 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:21,290 # So what am I so afraid of 18 00:01:21,332 --> 00:01:23,584 # I'm afraid that I'm not sure of 19 00:01:23,626 --> 00:01:26,670 # A love there is no cure for 20 00:01:29,048 --> 00:01:30,800 # I think I love you 21 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:33,886 # Isn't that what life is made of? 22 00:01:33,928 --> 00:01:36,347 # Though it worries me to say 23 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:39,016 # That I've never felt this way... # 24 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:42,895 (PHONE CHIRPS) 25 00:01:48,484 --> 00:01:49,652 (GROANS) 26 00:01:53,239 --> 00:01:54,865 (SLEEPILY) Mm-hm. 27 00:01:57,159 --> 00:01:59,119 # I think I love you... # 28 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,663 (SIGHS) 29 00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:19,974 (BLOWS) 30 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:26,897 Oh! 31 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:28,899 Ugh, I hate you. 32 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:32,027 -No, you don't, Grizz. -(SIGHS) You're right. 33 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:33,988 I love you, boo bear. Now fuck off. 34 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:35,948 (LAUGHS) I will. 35 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:37,700 -(KISSES) Love you. -Love you. 36 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,743 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 37 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:43,372 Oh, no, no, no, Mrs Chen! Your hip. 38 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:44,957 Here, I'll get that for you. 39 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:46,959 Now, about this wedding registry. 40 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:49,211 Oh, honestly, you don't have to get us anything, please. 41 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:51,463 I am buying you a gift. 42 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:52,798 Everything on your list 43 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,842 is a little pricey, I'm embarrassed to say. 44 00:02:54,884 --> 00:02:56,468 OK, thanks for the feedback. 45 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,721 But then I listen to you two having sex, 46 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,848 so why should I be embarrassed? 47 00:03:00,890 --> 00:03:02,808 You listen to us having sex? 48 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:05,269 What do you do, do you put a glass to the floor? 49 00:03:05,311 --> 00:03:08,314 (CHUCKLES) A patient man, Nathan. 50 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,733 Whoa! OK! 51 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:12,443 Well, maybe next time you can come over 52 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,403 and it could be an immersive experience. 53 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:18,782 Oh, my God. What have you got in here? (GRUNTS) 54 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:21,952 ('JUNGLE DRUM' BY EMILIANA TORRINI) 55 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:32,254 # Hey, I'm in love 56 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:35,841 # My fingers keep on clicking to the beating of my heart 57 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:39,011 # Hey, I can't stop my feet 58 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:44,266 # Ebony and ivory and dancing in the street 59 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:47,895 # My heart is beating like a jungle drum 60 00:03:47,937 --> 00:03:50,105 # With a digga boom-boom Digga-digga-boom-boom 61 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:53,651 # My heart is beating like a jungle drum... # 62 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:54,652 Come on, girl. 63 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:57,947 Oh, to be fair, I did want to do a bottomless brunch. 64 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,406 -Four. -Ugh. 65 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:00,407 Five. 66 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:02,117 I think I'm about to give birth. 67 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:04,078 (LAUGHS) Six. Seven. 68 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:05,955 -Ugh. -One. Two. 69 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:08,374 "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. 70 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,793 "I've forgotten my top and now all you can see 71 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,586 "are my perfectly defined abs." 72 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,254 "Excuse me. This is for your benefit." 73 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,340 I'm sorry, I didn't know you could hear us. 74 00:04:16,382 --> 00:04:18,759 -Guys! -I am so sorry! 75 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:20,552 I deserved that, to be fair. 76 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,721 Oh, my God, I hate myself! 77 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,181 Well, you should, catty bitch. 78 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:25,265 -Oh! -(LAUGHS) 79 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:26,433 Can we crack on, please? 80 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,560 -What number are we going from? -Um, four. 81 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:29,979 No, we've already done four! 82 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,855 Well, tough titties. Let's go. 83 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,774 -Five, four. -(GRUMBLES) 84 00:04:34,817 --> 00:04:36,735 Do you know, but, I'm done with love. 85 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,530 It's time-consuming, self-delusional. 86 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:42,199 -It's pathetic. It's... -Mm. No. 87 00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:43,993 -It's just a charade. -No, no, no. 88 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:47,413 It can be wonderful, life-affirming... 89 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,206 Yeah, but you've got Frank. 90 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:51,041 -Ohh... -Yeah, well, yeah. 91 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:53,377 I hate that this arsehole knob-head has done this to you. 92 00:04:53,419 --> 00:04:56,005 Look, I just need some no-strings-attached sex. 93 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,257 I think maybe I just need to become an Instagram fuck. 94 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,550 No, you're like Pinocchio, 95 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,176 you've got so many string attached to you. 96 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:03,637 -No, I'm a real boy! -(LAUGHS) 97 00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:06,682 Look, I found Nathan, and he is amazing, 98 00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:08,976 but relationships are hard. 99 00:05:09,018 --> 00:05:11,937 It's mostly the bit of odd sex 100 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:14,773 sandwiched in between, "What's the television password?" 101 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,692 and "Here are some clever storage solutions, 102 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:17,735 "don't you think, honey?" 103 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:20,821 Honestly, the highlight of my mam and dad's marriage 104 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:22,406 is my mother picking my dad's blackheads. 105 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:23,449 Eugh. 106 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,117 Please do not write your own vows. 107 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:27,745 Oh! I have to go write my own vows. 108 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:28,912 Goodbye. 109 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:32,833 -(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) -Oh! 110 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:34,585 (BOTTLES CLINK) 111 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:36,045 Ah! 112 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:38,047 (GROANS) 113 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,882 Oh! 114 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:43,010 (SINGS) # Mild exercise done 115 00:05:43,052 --> 00:05:45,971 # I am nailing my life. # 116 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:48,140 (SASSY JAZZ MUSIC) 117 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:50,976 Nathan! 118 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,862 Oh, it's such a pity that you're sleeping, 119 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:05,657 because I'm wearing nothing but nipple tassels 120 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,410 and a willingness to please. 121 00:06:11,914 --> 00:06:13,499 (LAUGHS) 122 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,042 Grizz. 123 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:20,881 (SINGSONGS) Nathan. 124 00:06:20,923 --> 00:06:23,634 (JAZZ MUSIC FADES) 125 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:25,469 (TROUBLING MUSIC) 126 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,314 Nathan. 127 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:47,908 (TROLLEY WHEELS ROLL) 128 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:49,952 -(CLATTER) -(FAINT TWO-WAY CHATTER) 129 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,912 MAN: Yes, through this way, Walter. 130 00:06:53,539 --> 00:06:55,541 OK, just be careful. 131 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:07,553 Is he gonna be OK? 132 00:07:09,138 --> 00:07:10,347 WALTER: Going down. 133 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:11,682 Yeah. 134 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:14,268 -Take it slow. -Yeah. 135 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:17,187 -You're doing really well. -Thank you, David. 136 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:18,230 -OK. -Tricky. 137 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:21,275 -You just need to tilt it. -Tilt it how? 138 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:23,694 -Where am I gonna tilt it? -Just tilt it left. 139 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,612 -Let me come down to... -Um, so... 140 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:26,655 -Sorry. -Let me... 141 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:28,198 If you're tilting left... I'm sorry. 142 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:29,241 You tilt it right. 143 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:30,742 -Uh, left... -Dropping, dropping, dropping! 144 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:31,994 Hold it! 145 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:36,039 Fucking hell. Are you alright? 146 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:38,750 (DOOR SLAMS) 147 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:44,214 I'm so sorry. 148 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,677 Is this your bike? 149 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:51,513 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 150 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,249 Oh, oh! What... 151 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:22,502 Oh. 152 00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:31,011 If you'd like to come through. 153 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:35,224 GEMMA: Um, I tried to, you know, 154 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,976 uh, resuscitate him. 155 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,103 Did I... Did I mess it up? 156 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:41,813 DOCTOR: No, no, no, no. 157 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,357 His pupils were fixed. 158 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,901 Wide black dilation. 159 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:47,319 He was dead. 160 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:50,614 The most likely cause would have been a paradoxical embolism. 161 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:53,617 That's when a blood clot travels from the vein 162 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:55,160 through to an artery. 163 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,663 It's not always fatal, 164 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,706 but is in this case. 165 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:03,210 I think the force of putting on the sock 166 00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:06,338 sent the clot from an artery... 167 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:08,465 Well, this is embarrassing. 168 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:11,385 Couldn't I have died getting mauled by a bear 169 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,804 or fighting in a war that I didn't believe in? 170 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:17,808 No, death by sock. 171 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:20,560 DOCTOR: Massive sudden stroke. 172 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,479 (GEMMA CHUCKLES LIGHTLY) 173 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:25,691 DOCTOR: I...I don't think he would have felt any pain. 174 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:28,318 (DOOR SQUEAKS AND CLOSES) 175 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:39,037 Gemma, love... 176 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,707 -DAD: Just needs some space. -MUM: Of course. 177 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:55,095 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 178 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:11,403 (GENTLE, QUIRKY MUSIC) 179 00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:14,364 NATHAN: Please, please, can we get a dog? 180 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:15,866 GEMMA: Not putting myself through it. 181 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:17,617 Though I'm not actually joking, 182 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,745 I still probably want to have a ginger ninja. 183 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:20,787 Wha... 184 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:24,499 So because 30 years ago your cat died, 185 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,251 you're just done with all attachments? 186 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,294 Oh, yes! 187 00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:29,963 I mean, I still just regard you as an acquaintance. 188 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:31,381 (HORN BLARES) 189 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:33,592 You're a fucking toilet brush, mate! 190 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,634 Thank you. 191 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:37,596 Yeah, well, he's my fucking toilet brush! 192 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,019 (DOORBELL RINGS) 193 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:48,440 (RINGING CONTINUES) 194 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,651 -(RINGING CONTINUES) -MUM: I'll get it. 195 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,572 (DOOR RELEASE BUZZER SOUNDS) 196 00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:05,874 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 197 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:08,585 Oh, Ruth, love! 198 00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:10,379 Ohhh! 199 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,255 Derek, Derek, it's Ruth. 200 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,049 I can see that, Lorraine. 201 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,802 -Hello. -Hello, my love. 202 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,179 LORRAINE: She didn't go to Johannesburg. 203 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:28,438 Come here. 204 00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:38,281 Here, look at me. 205 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,160 Survival kit. 206 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:45,205 (GENTLE PIANO MUSIC) 207 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:55,715 # Hear me 208 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:59,469 # You're living in vertigo 209 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,138 # Headache 210 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:04,766 # Don't say that I told you so 211 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,393 # Breathe in 212 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:09,438 # I need it like oxygen 213 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,275 # Breathing you in 214 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:19,656 # Heatwave 215 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:23,869 # But there's snow on your shoes 216 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,620 # Breaking 217 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:29,583 # Like nobody asked you to 218 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,251 # Breathing 219 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:35,130 # I need it like oxygen 220 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:38,884 # Breathing you in. # 221 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,552 NATHAN: Hey. 222 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:44,848 I love you. 223 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:52,314 I mean, look, I know that we're in this really old cemetery... 224 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:53,356 GEMMA: It's historical. 225 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:56,151 And that it's very early in our relationship, 226 00:12:56,193 --> 00:13:00,322 but...but I do not care, because I love you. 227 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:05,368 -(MUSIC PLAYS ON PHONE) -# Bah bah-bah-bah 228 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,787 # Bah-bah bah-bah-bah... # 229 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,539 -What... -Oh, Jesus. 230 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,833 -What the bejesus is this? -Oh, my God. Oh, shit. 231 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:15,086 -I'm sorry. Let me turn it off. -No, don't turn this off! 232 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,296 I want to hear this. 233 00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,131 The Partridge Family, what's that, 234 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:19,424 like an alt-right Christian group? 235 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,259 (LAUGHS) No. 236 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,763 It's a TV show in the States in the '70s. 237 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,348 It...doesn't matter. 238 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:28,517 -# I think I love you... # -Doesn't matter. 239 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:31,311 Oh, my God, did you plan to have that playing 240 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:32,354 to, like, mark the moment? 241 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:33,355 No, no. 242 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:36,024 If I had planned this I would have chosen a much, 243 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,317 you know, cooler song. 244 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:40,820 Oh, what, so someone uncool must have put this on your phone. 245 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:41,821 Well, yeah, that's... 246 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,990 That's the only reasonable explanation, yeah. 247 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,243 What kind of monster would do such a thing? 248 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:47,994 There are bad people out there 249 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,412 and they like their things groovy. 250 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:50,622 (LAUGHS) 251 00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,249 (CHUCKLES) 252 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:55,377 -So what you said before... -Yeah. 253 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:58,463 Well, I feel like if I said it now, 254 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,882 you'd think I was only saying it because you said it first. 255 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,426 No. Well, I don't want that. 256 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,387 I don't want that, 'cause that would be bad. 257 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,055 -Well, it would cheapen us. -Yeah. 258 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,683 -And cheap is the worst. -Cheap is the worst. 259 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:14,229 But I will say that I like you a lot. 260 00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:16,773 Like, a LOT, a lot? 261 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:20,569 Like...an average lot. (LAUGHS) 262 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,655 (SONG CONTINUES) 263 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,615 # Do you think you love me? 264 00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,576 # I think I love you... # 265 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,911 (MUSIC FADES) 266 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:33,290 RUTH: OK, cancel photographer, 267 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:36,793 venue, catering, stripper. 268 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,169 You booked a stripper? 269 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,255 Oh, yeah. Um... 270 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:44,259 Born Big. Amazing dancer. 271 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,595 Oh! 272 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,054 He's... 273 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,973 -Got good teeth. -Mm. 274 00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:51,725 RECORDING: Audrey's not here. Don't leave a message. 275 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:52,767 (BEEP!) 276 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:56,271 Hi. It's me, Gemma, again. 277 00:14:56,313 --> 00:15:00,150 (SIGHS) I think you're supposed to be on a plane to London. 278 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,402 I'm not sure if you're getting any of my messages, 279 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:03,528 but it's about your brother. 280 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,863 Um... 281 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,782 (STAMMERS) I can't do this over the phone. 282 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:08,867 Audrey, please, 283 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,661 please call me back. 284 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,789 I am...begging you. 285 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:15,874 (SIGHS) 286 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,711 So are we supposed to go to the airport 287 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,922 and just hope that Nathan's sister got on her flight? 288 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,841 She's not on any social media. 289 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,927 It's inexcusable. It's not 1993. 290 00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,305 No, Ruth, it's not 1993. 291 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:31,890 -Well observed. -Mm. 292 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,683 Whew. 293 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,518 How's Frank, Ruth? 294 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,228 Yeah, we're really happy. Why? 295 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,649 Oh, no, I just saw his mum at Tesco's. 296 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,275 Oh, yes, well, yeah. 297 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:45,195 She's bitter about her boobs. 298 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,113 She's suing the doctor. 299 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,782 Sad, really. 300 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,326 I thought her breasts looked nice. 301 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,204 Are you drinking?! 302 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,455 Mam, leave him alone. 303 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:56,498 What? 304 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,583 -No! -Oh! 305 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,044 At a time like this. 306 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,129 Sorry, Gemma. 307 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,631 He means well. 308 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:06,007 But you know men. 309 00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,592 It's a wonder they manage to piss 310 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,803 without us pointing their dicks at the toilet. 311 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,559 (COUGHS) 312 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,937 (JET ENGINE ROARS) 313 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:27,487 (TENDER MUSIC) 314 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,822 So, I have a question. 315 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,079 Why am I not wearing any socks? 316 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,706 'Cause my ankles are freezing. 317 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:40,667 Because the last time you put on socks, Nathan, you died, 318 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,919 so maybe now is not the time to bitch at me 319 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,255 about how the dead you would appear in my imagination. 320 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,632 That's actually pretty petty. 321 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,428 She won't show. 322 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,139 You know she won't. 323 00:16:57,726 --> 00:17:01,020 (DYNAMIC FUNK MUSIC) 324 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:05,734 # Like a broken chair, off kilter 325 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:09,487 # Like a muddy pool, no filter 326 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,950 # Up, down, lost, found 327 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:16,077 # Jumping off, looking back 328 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:19,247 # Bounce, dizzying spin... # 329 00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:20,665 God damn! 330 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,668 Old people are hot! 331 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,044 I'm Gemma. 332 00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:28,131 Oh, the bride! Hey! 333 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,799 Here. 334 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,802 (SIGHS) 335 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,765 Oh, this old thing? 336 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,767 Don't worry. It's not mine. 337 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,854 So, what do you mean, that isn't yours? 338 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:46,983 So, this super-sweet gay couple, we bonded over 'Mean Girls'. 339 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:49,527 I still can't believe 'fetch' isn't a thing. 340 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,945 Anyway, they wanted a baby, 341 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:54,199 so Richard used his sperm and Haru got his sister's ovum 342 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,241 and I'm the oven! 343 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,659 (CLICKS TONGUE) Ding! 344 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,871 -Wow, that's really nice of you. -I know, right? 345 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,749 I'm making a family for these people I hardly even know. 346 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,876 Even if they weren't paying me a lot of money, 347 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,628 I'd still do it. 348 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:11,633 I mean, I wouldn't, but still, it's a really good thing to do. 349 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:12,675 How much money? 350 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,844 Oh, my God, Ruth, you're not allowed to ask that. 351 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,056 Where's Nathan? 352 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,684 M-maybe we should sit down. 353 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,646 -There's a cafe right here. -I could have a coffee. 354 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:25,647 DEREK: Gemma, a coffee? 355 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:27,649 I tried to call you, like, a bunch of times. 356 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,818 Left loads of messages on your phone. 357 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,821 So...where is he? 358 00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,406 You should have picked up your phone. 359 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,536 He's dead. 360 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:47,544 (LAUGHS) 361 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:51,089 Nathan didn't tell me how funny you were. 362 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,174 Or...weird. 363 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:57,053 But, uh, I... I could, uh... 364 00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:01,349 Like, uh... 365 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:02,642 Like... 366 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:07,146 -That's a really nice handbag. -Yeah, um... 367 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,816 Yeah, it's...it's Prada. 368 00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:10,900 (JET ENGINE ROARS) 369 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:14,320 (RETCHES) 370 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:22,704 Eugh. 371 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:27,083 Eugh. It's fine. 372 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,043 It's fine. It's... 373 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,588 You know, it's Pra... It's Prada, but, you know... 374 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:32,714 Eugh. (GAGS) 375 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,090 It's totally fine. 376 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,718 (INHALES) 377 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:40,889 Om. 378 00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,186 Oh! 379 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:53,693 Audrey, love, I know it's not my place, 380 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:57,071 but we really should contact your mother. 381 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,073 Mam, it's complicated. 382 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,825 Well, someone knows where she is. 383 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:04,329 I thought I wanted to see her after my dad died, but... 384 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,248 Can I be honest with you, Lorraine? 385 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,291 Yeah. 386 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,542 I've had a lot of therapy 387 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,669 to work through this whole Mom abandoning us thing, 388 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,339 and I'm in such a good place right now 389 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:17,342 that if I did see her, it probably would be fine, 390 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,385 but it also probably wouldn't, 391 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,888 and id end up screaming, "Thundercunt!" 392 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:24,057 while I beat her with a coathanger. 393 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:26,351 (CLEARS THROAT) 394 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,061 I'm kidding, by the way. 395 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:31,314 I would not use a coathanger. 396 00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:32,815 We'll be fine. 397 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,359 I've never used this expression before 398 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,402 and I do not use I lightly, but she's trouble. 399 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,237 Go. 400 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:42,742 I mean, I know she's Nathan's sister, of course, but... 401 00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:44,953 -She's a nut. -Oh, my God. Goodnight. 402 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,747 (SIGHS) 403 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,549 Did you do this? 404 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,051 Nathan said you were an artist, 405 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,470 but I wasn't expecting you to be good. 406 00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:04,722 Yeah. I mean, I'm not an artist. 407 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,182 I just... 408 00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:09,519 I just edit the contrast of elderly people 409 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,187 on a pensioners' magazine. 410 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,564 And I do graphs. 411 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,400 I mean, they're good graphs, but still. 412 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,571 So, they baby's dads, are they gonna let you see the kid? 413 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,366 Yeah, they want the whole keeping me involved deal 414 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:24,826 so I don't end up feeling used. 415 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,911 Regular photos, visits, blah, blah, blah. 416 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:30,164 But I'm such a continuous momentum type of person 417 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:33,167 that when I come to the end of something, I'm, like, done. 418 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,420 Like, done. 419 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,006 Right. 420 00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,298 (SCOFFS) 421 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:41,050 I don't have to stay here, you know. 422 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,177 Oh, no, we were always expecting you to stay, Audrey. 423 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:47,598 Yeah, but I don't have to...now, you know? 424 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,183 (CHUCKLES) 425 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:50,935 I mean, where would you go? 426 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,520 I'm very resourceful. 427 00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:53,813 -Alright. -I am. 428 00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:56,733 No, I didn't say you weren't, but I'm... 429 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,735 ..hardly gonna throw a pregnant woman out on the street. 430 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,111 It's not Bethlehem. 431 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,237 Uh. 432 00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:03,781 You really hurt him when you didn't come for Christmas, 433 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,408 you know? 434 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:08,119 He paid for the flights. All you had to do was turn up. 435 00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:13,374 But I've only ever seen him cry twice, and he cried. 436 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,211 When was the other time he cried? 437 00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:22,341 When Marlin finally finds Nemo. 438 00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:25,970 (CHUCKLES) 439 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:36,314 (SIGHS) 440 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:41,569 (ORGAN PLAYS 'ABIDE WITH ME') 441 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,457 MAN: Shall we follow Nathan inside? 442 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,472 People have spoken so warmly about Nathan. 443 00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:11,516 He was obviously a very special man. 444 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:12,975 Yeah. 445 00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:13,976 Mind you, 446 00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:17,188 people do tend to speak very highly of the deceased. 447 00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:18,815 Hello. 448 00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:35,081 We are here today... 449 00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:37,917 ..to celebrate the life 450 00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:41,420 of Nathan Petraszewski. 451 00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:42,964 Is that Polish? 452 00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:44,549 DEREK: Yes. 453 00:23:46,217 --> 00:23:48,803 Yeah, that makes sense. (CHUCKLES) 454 00:23:48,845 --> 00:23:51,889 The Poles are a big-hearted people. 455 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:56,894 You say 'Polish', I think 'big hearts'. 456 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:59,730 Great sausages. (LAUGHS) 457 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,315 Auschwitz. 458 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,863 Nathan inspired love and affection 459 00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:09,073 in everyone he knew. 460 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,950 That makes today difficult. 461 00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:12,785 Why? 462 00:24:12,827 --> 00:24:14,453 Because he's dead. 463 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:16,956 And we're not ready to say goodbye. 464 00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:19,333 Doesn't matter whether you're one 465 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,210 or 101, 466 00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:22,837 we're never ready to say goodbye. 467 00:24:22,879 --> 00:24:24,755 One is obviously the worst. 468 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:29,385 101, well, great innings, you know, not unexpected. 469 00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:30,595 See, this is what happens 470 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,638 when you don't go with a priest in a church. 471 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,974 You get Kathy's boyfriend to get Ian. 472 00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:37,727 His online reviews are glowing, Lorraine. Glowing! 473 00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:39,020 Sh! Just shut up. 474 00:24:39,061 --> 00:24:42,815 I myself know a thing or two about wrong priorities, 475 00:24:42,857 --> 00:24:46,611 wasting minutes on Earth. 476 00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:48,696 Some years ago, I had a menswear shop 477 00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,781 off the Essex Road. 478 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,450 Suitability. 479 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,410 -(LAUGHS) -Yeah? Thank you. 480 00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:58,122 Unfortunately, you need more than a clever name 481 00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,957 to take on the big boys of fashion retail, 482 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,459 I'll tell you that much for nothing. 483 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,587 Right now I'm facing yet another bankruptcy, 484 00:25:04,629 --> 00:25:06,631 my wife has left me for good this time, 485 00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:08,716 and as much as I need her screaming in my earhole 486 00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:11,219 like a knee in the balls, I don't want to die alone either! 487 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:13,554 -I can't. -Pretend it's not happening. 488 00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:15,765 And you know what all this has taught me? 489 00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:17,391 It's taught me to stop! 490 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,602 -(INHALES) -Breathe. 491 00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:20,686 (EXHALES) 492 00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:22,271 And remember. 493 00:25:23,481 --> 00:25:25,274 Four little letters. 494 00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:26,317 Oh, please don't say 'love'. 495 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:27,735 If he says 'love' I'm gonna kill him. 496 00:25:27,777 --> 00:25:31,030 Four little letters that bring us together 497 00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:33,991 and make the world a more beautiful place. 498 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:35,868 MDMA. Ha! I'm joking. 499 00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:37,662 It's 'love'. L-O-V-E. What are you doing? Oi! 500 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,956 -It's not open mic night, love. This isn't how my brother... 501 00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:41,582 None of this is how it should be. 502 00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:42,667 -Can I... 503 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:43,960 -Why are you still standing here? 504 00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:45,503 -OK. -Get out! 505 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:46,921 Oh, well, pop in there. 506 00:25:46,963 --> 00:25:48,172 KATHY: Would you feck off, Ian? 507 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:50,383 AUDREY: Further away. Further! 508 00:25:50,424 --> 00:25:52,551 Oh, OK. 509 00:25:54,095 --> 00:25:55,471 (DOOR OPENS) 510 00:25:55,513 --> 00:25:57,348 My brother deserves, like... 511 00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:58,557 (DOOR SLAMS) 512 00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:00,601 ..a really amazing celebration. 513 00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:02,770 None of this feels like it's about Nathan, 514 00:26:02,812 --> 00:26:04,981 and it doesn't say we love him. 515 00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:07,233 And we do, right? 516 00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:09,485 I love him more than anything in the world. 517 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:13,656 (AUDREY CRIES) 518 00:26:14,949 --> 00:26:19,078 (ORGAN PLAYS 'AVE MARIA') 519 00:26:26,377 --> 00:26:30,214 LORRAINE: So he said it's a paradoxical embolism, 520 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,717 and she was laughing. 521 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:36,095 Gemma's response, denial, is totally normal 522 00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:38,097 at this stage of the process. 523 00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:40,057 I was on a flight to Washington, 524 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:42,768 and we lost 36B. 525 00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:44,854 Heart attack. Dead. 526 00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:47,481 Every flight attendant's worst nightmare. 527 00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:50,276 God. Well, that's awful, Ruth. 528 00:26:50,318 --> 00:26:52,486 Yeah, but it felt so normal, 529 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:54,196 reflex, even, 530 00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:57,450 to just keep offering him meals and light refreshments. 531 00:26:57,491 --> 00:27:00,328 It was only when I looked up from the food service trolley 532 00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:01,996 and saw the blanket belted over his head 533 00:27:02,038 --> 00:27:04,373 that I remembered, "Oh, yeah, 534 00:27:04,415 --> 00:27:06,542 "he doesn't want the chicken or the fish." 535 00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:12,340 LORRAINE: Right. 536 00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:16,927 HOST: And in third place on 41, 537 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:18,846 He's Not a Paedo. 538 00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:22,224 In second place, The Betty White Preservation Society, on 45. 539 00:27:22,266 --> 00:27:23,809 -(GASPS) Hey! -Whoo! 540 00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:26,687 HOST: And in first place, last week's champs, 541 00:27:26,729 --> 00:27:28,606 Gwyneth's Head is in the Box 542 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:31,150 with an impressive 47. 543 00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:32,610 MAN: Whoo-whoo! Winners! 544 00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:35,821 And now for something a little unorthodox - 545 00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:37,573 a bonus question. 546 00:27:37,615 --> 00:27:39,325 Ooh! 547 00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:41,660 HOST: The most important question of the evening, 548 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:44,705 nay, for some of you, the most important question 549 00:27:44,747 --> 00:27:46,874 of your lives. 550 00:27:46,916 --> 00:27:50,503 Ooh! (LAUGHS) 551 00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:53,172 What film am I? 552 00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:55,383 I'm a romantic comedy. 553 00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:57,385 Eugh. Vom. Right, I'm gonna get the beers in. 554 00:27:57,426 --> 00:27:58,636 -No, sit down. -Ow! 555 00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,096 Oh, my God, you just hit me! 556 00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:03,057 He's American, extremely good-looking, 557 00:28:03,099 --> 00:28:06,268 with an arse as pert as the first stone fruit of the season. 558 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:07,353 Bit of an exaggeration. 559 00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:10,439 She is a goddess, 560 00:28:10,481 --> 00:28:13,067 beautiful, complicated 561 00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:15,236 and completely unique. 562 00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:16,904 Oh, my God, sound fucking woeful. 563 00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:18,614 -Who wrote this show? -(THUMP!) 564 00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:20,157 Ow! Ow. Why are you kicking me? 565 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:24,829 They meet on a foggy night in Old London Town. 566 00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:26,622 She entrances him 567 00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:29,458 by swigging gin from her handbag 568 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:32,503 and sharing her loud opinions on cat poo. 569 00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:36,257 He entrances her by leaving his own party 570 00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:39,176 and following her to the deepest depths of Hackney. 571 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:41,470 OK, guys, I'm not getting this. Should we put 'Notting Hill'? 572 00:28:41,512 --> 00:28:43,848 In a dead-end lane, they attend a festival of the oppressed... 573 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:44,849 Oh, my God. 574 00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,475 ..at an anarchist warehouse squat. 575 00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:49,270 -Oh! -No! Oh, my God, no! 576 00:28:49,311 --> 00:28:51,439 ..where, instead of planning to smash the state... 577 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,107 I'm gonna die, I'm actually gonna die. No. 578 00:28:53,149 --> 00:28:56,861 She convinces him that 'Who's the Boss?' is a searing satire 579 00:28:56,902 --> 00:29:01,031 of class and gender, and nobody vacuums like... 580 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:03,200 Tony Danza, I... Oh, God. Stop it. 581 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:04,201 Before she met him, 582 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,871 she said she never wanted to get married, but... 583 00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:08,539 I'm actually gonna die. 584 00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,751 -God! Oh, please, God. -Sh, sh, sh! 585 00:29:12,793 --> 00:29:13,794 NATHAN: Thanks. 586 00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:16,255 (LOUDLY) Check... Oh. 587 00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:18,799 -Uh, my microphone voice. -I'll murder you. 588 00:29:18,841 --> 00:29:19,842 Um... (CLEARS THROAT) 589 00:29:21,135 --> 00:29:22,845 Uh... 590 00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:26,891 I've always been a pretty self-sufficient... 591 00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:28,893 I've always been a pretty self-sufficient guy. 592 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:34,148 Um, all my life, you know, I've always taken care of myself. 593 00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:37,151 That's just the way it was, and that... 594 00:29:37,193 --> 00:29:39,487 That's just who I am, you know? 595 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:42,239 And I got by. It was fine, you know? 596 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:45,159 Um, you still gotta wake up every morning. 597 00:29:45,201 --> 00:29:46,243 Right? 598 00:29:47,745 --> 00:29:49,580 And...and then I meet you 599 00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:53,125 and my whole world changed. 600 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,378 It was like, uh... 601 00:29:57,505 --> 00:30:02,051 It was like I've been sitting alone in the dark, 602 00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:06,931 and I didn't even realise it until you turned on the lights. 603 00:30:08,057 --> 00:30:09,808 So, um... 604 00:30:11,894 --> 00:30:13,062 Whew. 605 00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:17,191 Mm. 606 00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:19,944 Will you marry me? 607 00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:28,494 And there are a lot of people watching, 608 00:30:28,536 --> 00:30:30,162 so if the answer is no right now, 609 00:30:30,204 --> 00:30:32,873 just say yes and you can say no later, OK? 610 00:30:32,915 --> 00:30:36,335 (TENTATIVE MUSIC) 611 00:30:36,377 --> 00:30:37,586 (SIGHS) 612 00:30:43,092 --> 00:30:44,677 I just... 613 00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:51,684 -Ah, yeah, why not? -(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 614 00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:53,102 RUTH: Whoo! 615 00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:55,854 (LAUGHS) I was dying to tell you! 616 00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:58,023 Whoo! 617 00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:00,442 Hooray! 618 00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:01,902 Oh. Oh! 619 00:31:01,944 --> 00:31:03,237 Stop it. 620 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:05,823 (MOUTHS WORDS) 621 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,950 (ONLOOKERS CHEER) 622 00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:11,036 (PENSIVE MUSIC) 623 00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:15,124 DEREK: What about presents? 624 00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:17,376 I mean, people might have bought presents. 625 00:31:17,418 --> 00:31:20,045 LORRAINE: Good idea. Cancel the orders straight away. 626 00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:22,089 (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 627 00:31:22,131 --> 00:31:23,132 Stop! 628 00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:25,342 Can everyone just shush? 629 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:28,053 Er, so, this might sound mad, 630 00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:31,557 but, erm, Nathan really wanted to marry me. 631 00:31:31,599 --> 00:31:34,893 Like, really wanted to marry me. 632 00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:36,478 So... 633 00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:39,398 ..why not get married? 634 00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:46,447 Er... 635 00:31:48,616 --> 00:31:49,700 ..Gemma, love... 636 00:31:49,742 --> 00:31:50,993 Er... 637 00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:53,495 Nathan is dead. 638 00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:56,165 Yeah, Mam, I know that. Thanks for the heads-up. 639 00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:59,126 We just attended the world's worst funeral, 640 00:31:59,168 --> 00:32:00,127 and that's my point. 641 00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:01,545 We were supposed to be getting married, 642 00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:03,213 that's what we were supposed to be doing, 643 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:04,298 not whatever today was. 644 00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:08,260 And our story cannot end on Ian, 645 00:32:08,302 --> 00:32:10,429 a man who probably does weird stuff to lizards. 646 00:32:10,471 --> 00:32:13,098 Well, the bit where they played 'Ave Maria' was quite nice. 647 00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:15,142 Yeah, but, Mammy, it had nothing to do with Nathan. 648 00:32:15,184 --> 00:32:17,269 Aren't we supposed to be doing what Nathan wanted? 649 00:32:17,311 --> 00:32:19,355 And what he wanted, 650 00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:21,899 God, what he wanted was to get married. 651 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,276 Tracey Emin married a rock. 652 00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:27,237 I'm just saying, 653 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,156 people do weird shit for love. 654 00:32:29,198 --> 00:32:30,824 Well, thanks for that, Audrey. 655 00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:32,743 Yeah. 656 00:32:32,785 --> 00:32:34,745 I really want to keep my promise to him. 657 00:32:34,787 --> 00:32:38,749 And if Tracey Emin can marry a rock... 658 00:32:39,792 --> 00:32:41,085 ..then I want to marry Nathan. 659 00:32:43,379 --> 00:32:44,463 Right. 660 00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:53,138 AUDREY: Smell my breath. (EXHALES) 661 00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:54,598 -GEMMA: What? No! -Smell it. 662 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:55,683 -Smell your breath! -(AUDREY EXHALES) 663 00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:57,142 AUDREY: You get that chicken soup smell? 664 00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:59,186 It's so weird. I don't eat chicken. 665 00:32:59,228 --> 00:33:00,729 OK, let me search this. 666 00:33:00,771 --> 00:33:01,772 Oh! 667 00:33:01,814 --> 00:33:02,815 No, no, it's OK. 668 00:33:02,856 --> 00:33:05,359 "Can I marry my cousin?" No. 669 00:33:05,401 --> 00:33:06,402 "My dog?" no. 670 00:33:06,443 --> 00:33:07,820 -Oh. -Oh, there. "My dead fiance." 671 00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:09,488 Yes, "The Lord Chief Justice 672 00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:11,949 "may authorise a solemnisation of marriage 673 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,201 "if one of the spouses died 674 00:33:14,243 --> 00:33:16,787 "after the completion of official formalities 675 00:33:16,829 --> 00:33:18,914 "marking an unequivocal consent." 676 00:33:18,956 --> 00:33:20,249 "Official formalities", what is that? 677 00:33:20,290 --> 00:33:21,375 So that's like giving notice. 678 00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:23,585 So, in England, you have to go to the registry office 679 00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:25,212 before you get married and answer questions like, 680 00:33:25,254 --> 00:33:26,714 "Oh, are you already married?" 681 00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:28,465 or "Do you have the same parents?" 682 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,092 Is there a lot of incest in England? 683 00:33:30,134 --> 00:33:31,093 I'd say above average. 684 00:33:31,135 --> 00:33:34,555 But the point is Nathan and I gave notice months ago. 685 00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:35,597 It's unequivocal consent. 686 00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:37,307 It's proof that Nathan wanted to marry me. 687 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:38,684 Wow! 688 00:33:38,726 --> 00:33:41,186 So you can, technically, marry a dead guy. 689 00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:43,772 That is fucked up! 690 00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:46,150 I'm not judging. 691 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:49,278 I once dated a woman who thought we evolved from fish. 692 00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:52,072 We did, though. 693 00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:57,786 Oh, look, I can marry Nathan if the Lord Chief Justice approves. 694 00:33:57,828 --> 00:33:59,288 How do we get approval? 695 00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:02,708 Let's ask her. 696 00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:05,794 (UPBEAT SOUL MUSIC) 697 00:34:05,836 --> 00:34:07,254 # Don't lock up your love 698 00:34:07,296 --> 00:34:09,131 # Don't lock up your love from me 699 00:34:09,173 --> 00:34:11,133 # When you know I've got the key 700 00:34:11,175 --> 00:34:13,218 # Don't lock up your love from me 701 00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:15,679 # 'Cause I'll walk right out on you 702 00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:19,016 # And I'll set your heart free 703 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,517 # Don't lock up your love 704 00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:22,561 # Don't lock up your love from me 705 00:34:22,603 --> 00:34:24,021 # When you know I'm your desire 706 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,356 # Don't lock up your love from me 707 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:28,776 # And although you resist me, baby 708 00:34:28,817 --> 00:34:32,112 # I'll be fuelling the fire 709 00:34:32,154 --> 00:34:33,781 # Oh, oh, oh... # 710 00:34:36,867 --> 00:34:38,994 AUDREY: Yes! There it is. 711 00:34:39,036 --> 00:34:42,372 The Lord Chief Justice, at a conference. 712 00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:44,541 -Let's do it! -No, Audrey, no. 713 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,961 Gemma, do you love Nathan? 714 00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:49,755 Do you want to marry him? 715 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,592 Yeah, OK. 716 00:34:53,634 --> 00:34:55,969 Well, it's time to woman the fuck up. 717 00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:59,598 Grab hold of your labia. Let's do this, yeah! 718 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,391 -(THUMP!) -Oh, my God! 719 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,644 -Oh, she hit the bone. -Sorry. 720 00:35:07,064 --> 00:35:10,192 Wow, that is a fabulous dress. 721 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,736 Oh, found our names. 722 00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:14,571 Here's me and here's you. 723 00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:16,323 -Thank you. -Mm-hm. 724 00:35:16,365 --> 00:35:17,366 Valerie Goldsmith. 725 00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:19,409 Oh, of course. 726 00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:20,911 Sorry, didn't recognise you. 727 00:35:20,953 --> 00:35:23,247 The American accent threw me. 728 00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:24,498 Hm? 729 00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:25,999 I thought you were British. 730 00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:28,710 Mm. Yeah. 731 00:35:28,752 --> 00:35:30,212 (AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) I was born in Australia. 732 00:35:30,254 --> 00:35:32,005 (GERMAN ACCENT) But my father's German. 733 00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:34,132 In zee army. Ein Oberstleutnant. 734 00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:36,510 (FRENCH ACCENT) So I grew up, you know, everywhere. 735 00:35:36,552 --> 00:35:38,804 I went to medical school at Paree... 736 00:35:38,846 --> 00:35:40,806 (SOUTHERN US ACCENT) ..then my residency in Texas, 737 00:35:40,848 --> 00:35:43,225 so I don't know what accent's gonna fly out of my mouth. 738 00:35:43,267 --> 00:35:44,685 (LAUGHS) 739 00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:46,103 RECEPTIONIST: Oh. 740 00:35:47,688 --> 00:35:50,065 Oh, sorry, yes, I'm... 741 00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:52,943 I'm Kevin Wu. 742 00:35:52,985 --> 00:35:54,695 Thanks so much. 743 00:36:00,117 --> 00:36:01,076 GEMMA: Now that we're here 744 00:36:01,118 --> 00:36:03,036 I feel like we really should have a plan. 745 00:36:03,078 --> 00:36:04,746 (AUDREY LAUGHS) A plan! 746 00:36:06,957 --> 00:36:08,500 Kevin. 747 00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:10,711 You get to be Valerie and I have to be Kevin. 748 00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:12,087 It's a gender-neutral name. 749 00:36:12,129 --> 00:36:13,839 No genders want to be called Kevin. 750 00:36:13,881 --> 00:36:16,258 Can we just take one of these? Thank you. 751 00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:21,346 Kevin Wu. 752 00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:23,140 (SLURPS) 753 00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:26,268 Yes, that is me. 754 00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:28,228 I...I didn't think you'd be... 755 00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:30,772 Oh, well... (CHUCKLES) 756 00:36:30,814 --> 00:36:33,317 David, erm... 757 00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:35,152 It's actually a gender-neutral name. 758 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:36,403 Yeah. Get with the times. 759 00:36:36,445 --> 00:36:38,697 Yeah. Wise up, man. (CHUCKLES) 760 00:36:38,739 --> 00:36:40,449 Alright, well, I was just reading your report 761 00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:41,909 into mandatory sentencing. 762 00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:43,952 It's...a bit draconian, don't you think? 763 00:36:43,994 --> 00:36:47,205 No evidence it works as an effective deterrent anywhere. 764 00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:51,668 Er, she was drunk when she wrote it. 765 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,420 She has a drinking problem. 766 00:36:53,462 --> 00:36:54,755 (SNIFFS) 767 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:55,839 (SIGHS) 768 00:36:57,299 --> 00:36:59,927 -(SLAMS DOWN CUP) -That was actually tea. 769 00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:01,428 Lie to me. I don't care. 770 00:37:01,470 --> 00:37:04,181 But when you lie to yourself, you break my heart. 771 00:37:05,682 --> 00:37:07,726 (CHIME SOUNDS) 772 00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:08,727 Shall we? 773 00:37:08,769 --> 00:37:11,146 MAN OVER SPEAKER: The conference is commencing now. 774 00:37:11,188 --> 00:37:12,856 It was lovely meeting you, David. 775 00:37:15,359 --> 00:37:17,152 (AUDREY SIGHS) 776 00:37:17,194 --> 00:37:19,529 -Fuck! -Uh-uh. 777 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:21,907 GEMMA: Oh, God. 778 00:37:21,949 --> 00:37:25,369 (GEMMA AND AUDREY WHISPER INDISTINCTLY) 779 00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:28,538 MAN: All rise. 780 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:31,083 (POSH VOICE) Good afternoon. 781 00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:32,542 Thank you. 782 00:37:36,380 --> 00:37:38,507 So, shall we get started? 783 00:37:44,388 --> 00:37:45,430 (GEMMA CLEARS THROAT) 784 00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:49,476 MAN: We agree that the status quo isn't working, 785 00:37:49,518 --> 00:37:51,812 but we're yet to be convinced 786 00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:54,940 that there's any merit in zones of tolerance. 787 00:37:54,982 --> 00:37:59,444 And if you allow women who work in the prostitution profession 788 00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:01,989 to continue their trade and, indeed... 789 00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:03,365 -(SNORES) -..offer them concessions 790 00:38:03,407 --> 00:38:05,117 and securities, 791 00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:08,996 it will send entirely the wrong message... 792 00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:11,039 (AUDREY MOANS SOFTLY) 793 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,127 ..chiefly because it legitimises 794 00:38:15,168 --> 00:38:17,212 what is a criminal act. 795 00:38:17,254 --> 00:38:21,133 You don't incentivise someone to make something of her life 796 00:38:21,174 --> 00:38:23,635 if you simply offer them the easy way out. 797 00:38:23,677 --> 00:38:25,303 (LAUGHS SCORNFULLY) 798 00:38:27,055 --> 00:38:29,558 I'm sorry, Valerie, 799 00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:31,685 was there something you wanted to contribute 800 00:38:31,727 --> 00:38:32,978 between naps? 801 00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:37,315 Actually, Neil, I do have something to say. 802 00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:40,444 (QUIETLY) No, no, no, no. Shh. Shh. Shh. 803 00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:42,446 Easy way out? 804 00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:46,575 You ever fought an ex-Marine over a can of corn? 805 00:38:46,616 --> 00:38:50,287 You ever have to sleep in a dumpster 806 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:54,458 'cause you were afraid of being raped or worse? 807 00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:56,376 'Cause I have. 808 00:38:56,418 --> 00:39:00,172 So, yeah, I may have done some pretty ugly things in my life, 809 00:39:00,213 --> 00:39:02,966 but I didn't just survive. 810 00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:05,427 I sur-thrived! 811 00:39:05,469 --> 00:39:07,596 What is it that you find so threatening, Neil? 812 00:39:07,637 --> 00:39:09,389 That women should be paid for something 813 00:39:09,431 --> 00:39:11,433 you think you're entitled to for free? 814 00:39:11,475 --> 00:39:12,559 -WOMAN: Yes! -That's it! 815 00:39:12,601 --> 00:39:13,602 WOMAN 2: I agree. 816 00:39:13,643 --> 00:39:14,895 (PEOPLE MURMUR) 817 00:39:14,936 --> 00:39:18,774 That kind of personal attack is completely unjustified. 818 00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:20,025 You know what, Neil? 819 00:39:24,237 --> 00:39:25,781 Fuck the police! 820 00:39:25,822 --> 00:39:27,157 -Oh. -(PEOPLE EXCLAIM) 821 00:39:30,327 --> 00:39:32,454 -GEMMA: No. -(AUDREY GRUNTS) 822 00:39:32,496 --> 00:39:34,915 (CHANTS) Two, four, six, eight! 823 00:39:34,956 --> 00:39:36,875 Stop the violence! Stop the hate! 824 00:39:36,917 --> 00:39:38,877 Two, four, six, eight! 825 00:39:38,919 --> 00:39:40,962 Smash the police state! 826 00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:44,007 No, no, no, no, no, no. 827 00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:46,843 When I say, "Whose streets?" you say, "Our streets." 828 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:48,637 Whose streets? 829 00:39:52,099 --> 00:39:53,100 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 830 00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:54,726 -Let's try again. OK. -No. 831 00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:57,062 When I say, "Whose streets?" you say, "Our streets." 832 00:39:57,104 --> 00:39:58,105 Whose streets? 833 00:39:58,146 --> 00:39:59,356 No. 834 00:40:02,526 --> 00:40:04,069 Our streets. 835 00:40:05,237 --> 00:40:07,489 Sorry I'm late. I'm Valerie. 836 00:40:07,531 --> 00:40:11,785 -Oh, fuck. -I think is my seat. 837 00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:14,704 Oh. Um... 838 00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:18,166 Your Lord Chief of Justice, 839 00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:20,502 um, I was wondering if I could talk to you about 840 00:40:20,544 --> 00:40:22,087 a posthumous marriage. 841 00:40:22,129 --> 00:40:25,549 Um... I suppose now is not a very good time, though, is it? 842 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:27,634 Who are you? 843 00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:30,387 -Oh! Um, I'm... -She's Kevin Wu. 844 00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:36,893 (AUDREY GRUNTS) 845 00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:38,728 Jesus, your hands are freezing! 846 00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:41,648 It's like being molested by a penguin! Eugh! 847 00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:47,737 In retrospect, you probably should have had a plan. 848 00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:49,114 (VENDOR SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY) 849 00:40:49,156 --> 00:40:52,450 (AUDREY MUMBLES) Now, see, the mushroom layer is the best part. 850 00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:54,828 You sure you don't want just a little bite? 851 00:40:54,870 --> 00:40:55,996 No. 852 00:40:56,037 --> 00:40:57,747 -No? -No. 853 00:40:57,789 --> 00:40:59,499 -OK. -Erm, you know what? 854 00:40:59,541 --> 00:41:01,418 Er, like, not that I should, er, 855 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:04,671 trust your judgement in light of your recent actions, but... 856 00:41:06,339 --> 00:41:09,050 ..do you think that this whole wedding thing is bonkers? 857 00:41:09,092 --> 00:41:11,011 'Bonkers' is such a cute word. 858 00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:12,762 Almost as cute as 'tea cosy'. 859 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:15,557 Yeah. 860 00:41:15,599 --> 00:41:17,309 (STAMMERS) Yeah, no. No. No, no, no. 861 00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:18,476 (STAMMERS) I mean, do you... 862 00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:20,395 Like, do you think that this is, like, insane? 863 00:41:20,437 --> 00:41:23,148 -Like, is it crazy? -Definitely. 864 00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:24,649 (GEMMA EXHALES) 865 00:41:24,691 --> 00:41:26,067 OK, you're not getting what I'm saying. 866 00:41:26,109 --> 00:41:28,737 What I mean is, like, am I wrong? 867 00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:31,865 No. Not at all. 868 00:41:33,283 --> 00:41:34,784 Yeah, see, now, that...that should... 869 00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:36,620 That should set off a load of alarm bells 870 00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:38,788 because the only person who gets me is practically certifiable. 871 00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:43,001 (VENDOR SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY IN DISTANCE) 872 00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:48,882 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC) 873 00:41:48,924 --> 00:41:50,634 (GEMMA LAUGHS) 874 00:41:51,801 --> 00:41:54,054 Yes. (LAUGHS) 875 00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:55,138 Oh, what? 876 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,015 So, I have to wear a stupid white dress 877 00:41:57,057 --> 00:41:59,142 and you won't even wear one flashing bow tie? 878 00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:01,102 -(CHUCKLES) -No, no, no. 879 00:42:01,144 --> 00:42:04,397 It's not about your dress. I don't care about your dress. 880 00:42:04,439 --> 00:42:06,316 It's just about how, you know, 881 00:42:06,358 --> 00:42:10,028 you seem so uncomfortable with everything, you know? 882 00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:13,615 I mean, are you so embarrassed with getting married 883 00:42:13,657 --> 00:42:15,867 that the only way that we can have this wedding 884 00:42:15,909 --> 00:42:17,077 is if it's in air quotes? 885 00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:19,120 Because whenever you talk with anyone about it, it's always, 886 00:42:19,162 --> 00:42:20,747 "Oh, no, no, no, it's not a wedding. 887 00:42:20,789 --> 00:42:22,082 "It's a conscious coupling." 888 00:42:22,123 --> 00:42:24,918 "Oh, no, it's not a wedding. It's a visa scam." 889 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,920 Oh, my God! Have a sense of humour. 890 00:42:26,962 --> 00:42:28,838 You're so earnest and American. 891 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,632 I'm sorry. I just... 892 00:42:30,674 --> 00:42:32,050 I feel like you only said yes 893 00:42:32,092 --> 00:42:33,677 because there were a bunch of people there. 894 00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,303 And that's on me. That's on me. 895 00:42:35,345 --> 00:42:38,306 I went with the big dumb romantic gesture. 896 00:42:38,348 --> 00:42:41,643 I'll be honest, Nathan, I don't know what more you want from me. 897 00:42:41,685 --> 00:42:44,271 I just want to feel like this means as much to you 898 00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:45,438 as it means to me. 899 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,439 Well, that's impossible. 900 00:42:46,481 --> 00:42:49,025 Also, nobody knows how they'll feel in 50 years' time. 901 00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:50,277 Wh... (SCOFFS) 902 00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:52,320 Are you saying you don't believe in marriage? 903 00:42:52,362 --> 00:42:53,571 (STAMMERS) 904 00:42:53,613 --> 00:42:57,701 I mean, it's important to you, so I'm marrying you. 905 00:42:57,742 --> 00:42:59,494 What I do promise is that 906 00:42:59,536 --> 00:43:01,705 I will be always honest with you about how I feel. 907 00:43:01,746 --> 00:43:03,498 Always. So... 908 00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:07,752 Yeah, but you ended every relationship you've had. 909 00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:08,795 Yeah. 910 00:43:08,837 --> 00:43:10,797 Yeah, I got out of them before they went bad, 911 00:43:10,839 --> 00:43:13,383 but the point is I'm trying with you, Nathan. 912 00:43:13,425 --> 00:43:15,510 I am fucking trying. 913 00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:19,347 Actually, would you rather we were like my parents? 914 00:43:19,389 --> 00:43:21,558 They don't even sleep in the same room as each other. 915 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,560 I actually don't think they even like each other anymore. 916 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,562 Life isn't like 'The Partridge Family' 917 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:28,023 where everyone just gets on a fuckin' bus 918 00:43:28,064 --> 00:43:29,899 and sings feel-good songs. 919 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:30,942 (LAUGHS SCORNFULLY) 920 00:43:30,984 --> 00:43:32,694 Wow. So, you're 'trying'? 921 00:43:32,736 --> 00:43:33,737 -Yes. -OK. 922 00:43:33,778 --> 00:43:34,779 Well, I'm sorry, 923 00:43:34,821 --> 00:43:37,157 but I don't think someone should have to try 924 00:43:37,198 --> 00:43:38,700 when it's someone they love. 925 00:43:38,742 --> 00:43:40,994 It shouldn't be some sort of Herculean effort. 926 00:43:41,036 --> 00:43:43,204 Oh, my God, I actually can't believe we're doing this again. 927 00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:45,623 Just because I don't say it all the time, it doesn't mean... 928 00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:48,001 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's not about that, OK? 929 00:43:48,043 --> 00:43:49,836 This is about the fact that I feel like 930 00:43:49,878 --> 00:43:51,379 I am the one driving everything - 931 00:43:51,421 --> 00:43:52,964 like, everything! 932 00:43:53,006 --> 00:43:55,675 I am the one that made us finally settle on a date. 933 00:43:55,717 --> 00:43:58,136 I got us the custom pinatas, the lanterns. 934 00:43:58,178 --> 00:43:59,763 I even designed the bouquet! 935 00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:01,556 I may care about this too much, 936 00:44:01,598 --> 00:44:03,767 but you don't seem to care about it, like, at all. 937 00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:06,478 That is not fair, Nathan. That is not fair. 938 00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:10,315 Yeah? I know you haven't started writing your vows. 939 00:44:10,357 --> 00:44:11,358 You know what? 940 00:44:11,399 --> 00:44:14,361 I actually think that you are so scarred from your mother leaving 941 00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:16,196 that you're trying to lock me in. 942 00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:18,073 But the truth is, Nathan, in real life, 943 00:44:18,114 --> 00:44:20,742 families will break your fuckin' heart. 944 00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:28,458 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC) 945 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:30,543 Hey! 946 00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:31,878 Have you seen these? 947 00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,880 (SOUTHERN US ACCENT) I feel like fuckin' my uncle 948 00:44:33,922 --> 00:44:35,882 and riding a mechanical bull, god damn it. 949 00:44:35,924 --> 00:44:37,592 Come on! 950 00:44:37,634 --> 00:44:41,846 MAN: And here. And again here. 951 00:44:42,889 --> 00:44:44,015 And here. 952 00:44:45,392 --> 00:44:46,935 And here. 953 00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:50,730 A letter requesting a posthumous marriage, 954 00:44:50,772 --> 00:44:52,690 also known as necrogamy. 955 00:44:52,732 --> 00:44:54,234 'Necrogamy'. 956 00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:56,903 Saves having to fake a lifetime of orgasms, I suppose. 957 00:44:56,945 --> 00:44:58,988 (GIGGLES) 958 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:00,198 (CLEARS THROAT) 959 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:02,617 It's from Miss Gemma Fitzgerald. 960 00:45:02,659 --> 00:45:05,078 She was here at the conference pretending to be Kevin Wu. 961 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,705 Oh, yes, her. 962 00:45:07,747 --> 00:45:10,834 Have you heard that Kevin Wu has an alcohol problem? 963 00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:14,087 I know. Should I send him some flowers on your behalf? 964 00:45:14,129 --> 00:45:17,507 Why? He's an alcoholic, not an expectant mother. 965 00:45:17,549 --> 00:45:18,925 No, draft a letter. 966 00:45:18,967 --> 00:45:21,636 "Dear Ms Fitzgerald, yadda, yadda, yadda. No." 967 00:45:21,678 --> 00:45:24,305 I've looked into it and, technically - 968 00:45:24,347 --> 00:45:26,766 I mean, technically - 969 00:45:26,808 --> 00:45:29,436 her request is not without legal foundation. 970 00:45:29,477 --> 00:45:31,896 The 1807 Posthumous Marriage Act 971 00:45:31,938 --> 00:45:34,107 was created during the Napoleonic Wars 972 00:45:34,149 --> 00:45:36,901 to enable betrothed couples separated by war 973 00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:38,695 and ultimately death 974 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,238 to marry. 975 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:44,200 The Act's never been overturned, so, technically... 976 00:45:46,953 --> 00:45:51,040 You've got the sort of face that absolutely begs to be punched. 977 00:45:55,044 --> 00:45:56,504 (DOOR BUZZES) 978 00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:02,927 Fuck me with a pickle. Dylan Campbell. 979 00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:07,432 God! I miss him. 980 00:46:07,474 --> 00:46:08,766 Whoa. 981 00:46:08,808 --> 00:46:12,353 You're...you're with child. 982 00:46:12,395 --> 00:46:14,355 -Don't I know it. -Hah! 983 00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:15,815 Come on in. 984 00:46:20,653 --> 00:46:21,988 Come on. 985 00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:25,158 Everyone, this is Dylan Campbell. 986 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,826 Dylan Campbell! 987 00:46:26,868 --> 00:46:28,703 What are you doing here? (GRUNTS) 988 00:46:28,745 --> 00:46:30,747 I am so sorry. 989 00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:33,625 Oh, wow. Yeah. OK. 990 00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:38,004 Yeah. Yeah, thank... 991 00:46:38,046 --> 00:46:40,840 Uh, this is Nathan's best friend from home. 992 00:46:40,882 --> 00:46:42,926 -Dylan. -Hey. 993 00:46:42,967 --> 00:46:44,719 I just wanted to be with people 994 00:46:44,761 --> 00:46:46,304 who knew and loved him, you know? 995 00:46:46,346 --> 00:46:50,058 And my flight was non-refundable, so... 996 00:46:54,395 --> 00:46:55,939 (PHONE CHIMES) 997 00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:01,611 Fuck me with two pickles! 998 00:47:01,653 --> 00:47:03,363 What? 999 00:47:03,404 --> 00:47:05,698 We have a meeting with the Lord Chief Justice. 1000 00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:07,450 No! 1001 00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:09,410 What?! Audrey! 1002 00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:10,912 (LAUGHS) 1003 00:47:10,954 --> 00:47:12,872 -Oh! -We did it! 1004 00:47:12,914 --> 00:47:14,999 -Guys, how amazing is this? -Mm! 1005 00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:22,257 (GEMMA SIGHS HAPPILY) 1006 00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:26,886 -MAN: It's just around here. -Thank you. 1007 00:47:26,928 --> 00:47:29,806 Some of these books are hundreds of years old, 1008 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:31,307 which is just a few years younger 1009 00:47:31,349 --> 00:47:32,725 than the Lord Chief Justice. 1010 00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:33,851 (ALL CHUCKLE) 1011 00:47:33,893 --> 00:47:35,728 -Don't tell her I said that. -No. 1012 00:47:35,770 --> 00:47:36,854 PATRON: Shh. 1013 00:47:36,896 --> 00:47:38,982 Thank you so much for agreeing to meet with us, 1014 00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:42,193 especially after, um... what happened last time. 1015 00:47:42,235 --> 00:47:45,822 Yes, well, love makes us do mad things, doesn't it? 1016 00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:47,490 For what it's worth, 1017 00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:49,409 I agreed with what you said at the conference. 1018 00:47:49,450 --> 00:47:52,829 Neil Ashford's idea of helping vulnerable women 1019 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:54,122 is to incarcerate them, 1020 00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:56,833 so well done you for calling him out on his bullshit. 1021 00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,710 So, actually, you're grateful I was there. 1022 00:47:58,751 --> 00:48:01,462 -No. You ruined the event. -Oh. 1023 00:48:01,504 --> 00:48:03,798 So, let's get down to the business in hand. 1024 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,050 -Necrogamy. -A horrible word. 1025 00:48:06,092 --> 00:48:07,343 No one has been granted 1026 00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:09,846 a posthumous marriage licence in this country since... 1027 00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:11,431 1816. 1028 00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:14,726 What I don't understand is, why marry him? 1029 00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:16,185 It'd be purely symbolic. 1030 00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:20,315 Yes, but aren't most marriages just symbolic things? 1031 00:48:20,356 --> 00:48:23,276 I mean, rings, certificates - 1032 00:48:23,318 --> 00:48:24,986 they're all just symbols, aren't they? 1033 00:48:25,028 --> 00:48:26,613 No, I'd have to disagree with you there, 1034 00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:28,281 speaking as someone who's been married and divorced 1035 00:48:28,323 --> 00:48:29,741 more than once. 1036 00:48:29,782 --> 00:48:32,535 (CHUCKLES) No, if rings and certificates 1037 00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:33,953 were all we had to live with... 1038 00:48:33,995 --> 00:48:35,079 No. 1039 00:48:35,121 --> 00:48:36,831 Marriage doesn't exist in the symbolic, 1040 00:48:36,873 --> 00:48:39,709 but in the real lived now. 1041 00:48:41,586 --> 00:48:45,006 Have you heard of Irene Jodart? 1042 00:48:45,048 --> 00:48:46,215 Remind me. 1043 00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:50,053 Well, she was this woman in France 1044 00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:53,640 who, in the '50s, her fiance was killed 1045 00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:55,183 when this dam broke 1046 00:48:55,224 --> 00:48:57,727 and it killed a couple of hundred other people. 1047 00:48:57,769 --> 00:49:02,106 And when President de Gaulle came to visit the village, 1048 00:49:02,148 --> 00:49:06,235 she begged him to let her marry her fiance 1049 00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:08,237 and he agreed. 1050 00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:10,907 And maybe it was because of the pressures of the media 1051 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:14,827 or maybe it was because he felt sorry for her 1052 00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:18,665 or maybe it was because he understood 1053 00:49:18,706 --> 00:49:21,918 that sometimes the symbolic is all you have. 1054 00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,127 Oh. 1055 00:49:25,254 --> 00:49:29,801 Mm. Well, you know the problem with the French, don't you? 1056 00:49:31,177 --> 00:49:33,554 They're just too... 1057 00:49:33,596 --> 00:49:35,807 -French? -(SIGHS SOFTLY) 1058 00:49:35,848 --> 00:49:40,228 See, if I'm to even consider your proposal, 1059 00:49:40,269 --> 00:49:42,063 I need the family's approval. 1060 00:49:42,105 --> 00:49:43,773 -Oh, well, I mean... -I approve. 1061 00:49:43,815 --> 00:49:46,526 And you need to demonstrate without doubt 1062 00:49:46,567 --> 00:49:49,070 that Mr Petraszewski 1063 00:49:49,112 --> 00:49:50,697 would have married you had he not died. 1064 00:49:50,738 --> 00:49:51,739 Yes, we have the... 1065 00:49:51,781 --> 00:49:53,157 And a letter of intention to marry 1066 00:49:53,199 --> 00:49:54,742 isn't going to get you anywhere. 1067 00:49:54,784 --> 00:49:56,828 I could give Alan here a letter of my intention 1068 00:49:56,869 --> 00:49:58,371 to go Pilates this evening, 1069 00:49:58,413 --> 00:50:01,582 but he knows as well as I do that I'll be at home on the sofa 1070 00:50:01,624 --> 00:50:02,917 finishing a bottle of Malbec. 1071 00:50:02,959 --> 00:50:04,669 Just the one bottle? (CHUCKLES) 1072 00:50:04,711 --> 00:50:05,878 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1073 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,755 I'll do the jokes, thank you, Alan. 1074 00:50:09,424 --> 00:50:13,052 No, I'm afraid what you're asking is impossible. 1075 00:50:13,094 --> 00:50:14,178 No. 1076 00:50:16,931 --> 00:50:20,435 If they can fake the moon landing, nothing is impossible. 1077 00:50:20,476 --> 00:50:24,731 We will find you proof and this woman will marry my brother. 1078 00:50:24,772 --> 00:50:28,568 Do you even exist inside your mind for five minutes? 1079 00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:30,528 Thank you so much for your time. 1080 00:50:30,570 --> 00:50:33,322 ALAN: I'll see you out. 1081 00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:36,492 (INTRIGUING MUSIC) 1082 00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:49,505 OK. Er, I think I've got everything that you need here. 1083 00:50:49,547 --> 00:50:53,801 Um, so, I've got a copy of the menu. 1084 00:50:53,843 --> 00:50:54,844 Oh, yeah. 1085 00:50:54,886 --> 00:50:56,763 And I've also got a copy of the invoice 1086 00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:59,140 which shows the date you made the booking 1087 00:50:59,182 --> 00:51:01,768 and how much of the deposit you've already paid. 1088 00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:04,061 So, enough proof that you were planning a wedding, 1089 00:51:04,103 --> 00:51:05,104 I should think. 1090 00:51:05,146 --> 00:51:06,939 Yeah. That's...that's great. Thank you very much, Tim. 1091 00:51:06,981 --> 00:51:08,274 That's really helpful. 1092 00:51:09,942 --> 00:51:14,530 I think this probably isn't the best time, 1093 00:51:14,572 --> 00:51:16,616 but then you think, "When is the best time?" 1094 00:51:16,657 --> 00:51:19,702 And then you sort of end up never actually asking. 1095 00:51:19,744 --> 00:51:20,870 What? 1096 00:51:22,747 --> 00:51:24,749 I don't want to speak ill of the dead... 1097 00:51:24,791 --> 00:51:27,126 Oh, my God, Tim! What are you talking about? 1098 00:51:27,168 --> 00:51:29,712 (STAMMERS) I'm pretty sure... 1099 00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:32,673 ..I caught Nathan cheating. 1100 00:51:32,715 --> 00:51:35,092 -What?! -My brother would never... 1101 00:51:35,134 --> 00:51:40,473 I saw him go to the men's room and he was... 1102 00:51:41,808 --> 00:51:44,644 He was on his phone. 1103 00:51:46,479 --> 00:51:47,772 And? 1104 00:51:47,814 --> 00:51:50,233 He was on his phone, Gemma! 1105 00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:54,237 Completely compromises the integrity of the event 1106 00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:58,699 if dishonest people think they can just google the answers. 1107 00:51:58,741 --> 00:52:02,703 Oh, the quiz. He's talking about cheating on the quiz. OK. 1108 00:52:02,745 --> 00:52:05,748 AUDREY: What the fuck are you talking about? 1109 00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:08,960 And more importantly, why do you look like a marmot? 1110 00:52:09,001 --> 00:52:10,711 -GEMMA: Audrey... -(STAMMERS) Wa... Ho... 1111 00:52:10,753 --> 00:52:13,673 The questions don't write themselves, OK? 1112 00:52:13,714 --> 00:52:16,759 The themed montage and accompanying soundtrack 1113 00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:19,053 does not cut itself together. 1114 00:52:19,095 --> 00:52:22,640 So, when someone does not respect the no-phones policy, 1115 00:52:22,682 --> 00:52:24,934 it's like saying what I do doesn't matter. 1116 00:52:24,976 --> 00:52:27,270 It's like saying I don't matter. 1117 00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:30,064 I just called you a rodent. You don't matter! 1118 00:52:30,106 --> 00:52:32,316 My brother is dead and you're focused on trivia, 1119 00:52:32,358 --> 00:52:34,402 which, by its very definition, is trivial! 1120 00:52:34,443 --> 00:52:37,738 I am sorry that your brother is dead, 1121 00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:42,076 but that does not give you an excuse to be excessively rude. 1122 00:52:42,118 --> 00:52:44,370 (GASPS) 1123 00:52:44,412 --> 00:52:46,372 You ever had your ass kicked by a pregnant woman? 1124 00:52:46,414 --> 00:52:48,916 Can you calm down and stop overturning furniture, please? 1125 00:52:48,958 --> 00:52:51,377 You keep looking at me like I'm crazy 1126 00:52:51,419 --> 00:52:54,589 and this foetus and I will fuck you up! 1127 00:52:54,630 --> 00:52:56,716 OK, OK. Yep. 1128 00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:02,263 I take it you no longer 1129 00:53:02,305 --> 00:53:04,140 want to proceed with the wedding booking. 1130 00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:06,392 Oh, no, be lovely to have it here. That'd be grand. 1131 00:53:06,434 --> 00:53:07,476 Thanks, Tim. 1132 00:53:10,146 --> 00:53:12,481 -(PHONE CHIMES) -(AUDREY GRUNTS) 1133 00:53:21,908 --> 00:53:25,870 (LAUGHS) 1134 00:53:25,912 --> 00:53:26,871 -Oh. -Feel this. 1135 00:53:26,913 --> 00:53:28,581 -Oh, no. What, really? -No, no, really. 1136 00:53:28,623 --> 00:53:30,541 -Oh. Aah! -(LAUGHS) Feel that? 1137 00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:31,959 -(LAUGHS) God, that's nuts. -Wait, do you? 1138 00:53:32,001 --> 00:53:34,253 Yeah, yeah, that's really weird. Wow. 1139 00:53:34,295 --> 00:53:35,504 -Sorry. -No, that's... 1140 00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:36,672 BOTH: Yeah. 1141 00:53:38,090 --> 00:53:39,216 God. 1142 00:53:40,468 --> 00:53:44,555 I, uh, didn't tell Nathan about the baby. 1143 00:53:46,015 --> 00:53:48,476 I thought he'd, you know, "What's wrong with you? 1144 00:53:48,517 --> 00:53:51,395 "You just keep jumping from one poorly thought-out decision 1145 00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:53,022 "to another." 1146 00:53:53,064 --> 00:53:56,317 You know, I-I-I think he would have been proud of you. 1147 00:53:56,359 --> 00:53:58,611 You're making a family for someone. 1148 00:53:58,653 --> 00:54:01,739 -Really? You think? -Yeah. 1149 00:54:01,781 --> 00:54:03,282 I mean, he'd be super critical 1150 00:54:03,324 --> 00:54:04,742 about your decision-making, sure. 1151 00:54:04,784 --> 00:54:08,996 (LAUGHS) Obviously, there is so much to criticise. 1152 00:54:09,038 --> 00:54:10,665 Yeah, but I think he'd support you. 1153 00:54:10,706 --> 00:54:12,875 Do you know what? In fact, I am sure of it. 1154 00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:14,502 He would support you. 1155 00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:17,880 Um... 1156 00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:22,218 You know how I, uh, didn't make it for Christmas? 1157 00:54:23,928 --> 00:54:25,388 I missed my flight because 1158 00:54:25,429 --> 00:54:28,641 I didn't have the bus fare to get to the airport. 1159 00:54:28,683 --> 00:54:32,770 I had $6.37 in my account and nowhere to sleep. Uh... 1160 00:54:32,812 --> 00:54:34,605 I mean, where were your friends? 1161 00:54:34,647 --> 00:54:37,858 I'm not really good at the friends thing. 1162 00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:40,987 I want them, but after a while, they don't really want me. 1163 00:54:41,028 --> 00:54:45,116 So, Nathan dies thinking that I don't give a shit about him. 1164 00:54:45,157 --> 00:54:47,493 He's the only person in my life that I care about 1165 00:54:47,535 --> 00:54:50,037 and I let him think that because I didn't have... 1166 00:54:50,079 --> 00:54:51,664 Come on. Come here. 1167 00:54:51,706 --> 00:54:54,792 (TENDER MUSIC) 1168 00:54:54,834 --> 00:54:57,753 We're never gonna be OK again, are we? 1169 00:54:59,922 --> 00:55:01,924 No. Probably not. 1170 00:55:05,511 --> 00:55:07,471 OK, come on. 1171 00:55:07,513 --> 00:55:09,932 I've got a wedding dress to try on. 1172 00:55:09,974 --> 00:55:12,768 (GENTLE SOUL MUSIC) 1173 00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:14,353 GEMMA: Oh, drum roll. Yeah. 1174 00:55:14,395 --> 00:55:16,063 (CHUCKLES) 1175 00:55:16,105 --> 00:55:17,356 This is the... Oh! 1176 00:55:17,398 --> 00:55:19,150 Oh, wow. Oh, my God. 1177 00:55:19,191 --> 00:55:20,735 -AUDREY: Yeah. -Yeah. 1178 00:55:20,776 --> 00:55:22,069 -Yeah. Oh, God. -Gorgeous. 1179 00:55:22,111 --> 00:55:23,195 Yeah. I think... 1180 00:55:23,237 --> 00:55:26,532 I just think it's probably, like, maybe half an inch... 1181 00:55:26,574 --> 00:55:27,575 -Oh, that's... -..too wide. 1182 00:55:27,616 --> 00:55:28,993 No, that's easy. Let's have a look. 1183 00:55:29,035 --> 00:55:31,620 I don't wanna have to wear a bra, so I want that support. 1184 00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:33,289 -A bit of a lift? -Yeah, yeah. Exactly. 1185 00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:35,249 So, just whatever you're doing there. 1186 00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:37,877 OK, hang on. So, let's try that. A bit of a... Hang on. 1187 00:55:37,918 --> 00:55:39,503 -Perfect. -A bit of a pinch like that. 1188 00:55:39,545 --> 00:55:42,006 Is there any way of, like, bringing the bones of it in 1189 00:55:42,048 --> 00:55:44,425 to lift it up or is that a mad thing to suggest? 1190 00:55:44,467 --> 00:55:45,468 No, that's... 1191 00:55:45,509 --> 00:55:47,970 I mean, it's very traditional, but I like it. 1192 00:55:48,012 --> 00:55:49,847 And then we've got pockets. 1193 00:55:49,889 --> 00:55:50,848 -(AUDREY GASPS) -What? 1194 00:55:50,890 --> 00:55:52,099 -Yeah. -Oh! 1195 00:55:52,141 --> 00:55:54,643 -Oh, my God! No way! -Yeah. 1196 00:55:54,685 --> 00:55:57,396 Finally pockets! It's got pockets! 1197 00:55:57,438 --> 00:55:59,899 You know? Just, like, you would never think of it. 1198 00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:03,235 Is that dress strictly appropriate? 1199 00:56:03,277 --> 00:56:04,945 Well, I don't know what's appropriate, Mammy, 1200 00:56:04,987 --> 00:56:06,947 but this is the dress that I chose to wear, 1201 00:56:06,989 --> 00:56:07,990 so that's what I'm wearing. 1202 00:56:08,032 --> 00:56:10,076 Yeah, and you are absolutely smokin' in it. 1203 00:56:10,117 --> 00:56:12,745 Your husband is going to die. Hm? (GIGGLES) 1204 00:56:12,787 --> 00:56:14,038 (CHUCKLES) 1205 00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:19,335 Gemma, I'm trying to be supportive, but... 1206 00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:22,171 Mammy, don't do, "I'm not trying to nag you." Stop it. 1207 00:56:22,213 --> 00:56:23,839 I don't know what you're talking about 1208 00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:26,050 "If you don't want your face to be so obviously asymmetrical, 1209 00:56:26,092 --> 00:56:27,301 "why don't you just tilt it?" 1210 00:56:27,343 --> 00:56:28,344 Stop it. 1211 00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:31,222 Well, it is less obvious when you tilt it left. 1212 00:56:33,224 --> 00:56:35,976 Um, excuse me, Jilly, could you, um... 1213 00:56:36,018 --> 00:56:37,686 Could you give us a moment, please? 1214 00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:40,314 -Oh, no, absolutely. -Thanks, babe. 1215 00:56:42,399 --> 00:56:46,278 Gemma, look, have the party, call it a wedding. 1216 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,030 Why do you have to make it legal?! 1217 00:56:48,072 --> 00:56:50,241 -Because I have to, Mammy. -Gemma, what you need... 1218 00:56:50,282 --> 00:56:51,408 Oh, what I need, Mammy, 1219 00:56:51,450 --> 00:56:53,577 is for everyone to stop telling me what I need! 1220 00:56:54,995 --> 00:56:56,580 (JILLY SINGSONGS) I brought bubbles! 1221 00:56:56,622 --> 00:56:57,623 Lovely! 1222 00:56:57,665 --> 00:57:00,459 -(JILLY GIGGLES) -Oh, thank you very much. 1223 00:57:00,501 --> 00:57:02,086 Cheers. 1224 00:57:02,128 --> 00:57:03,462 -That's for you. -Thank you. 1225 00:57:03,504 --> 00:57:04,547 Party. Yeah? 1226 00:57:07,550 --> 00:57:09,426 Isn't she stunning, hey? 1227 00:57:09,468 --> 00:57:12,429 -Ah. -You really do look beautiful. 1228 00:57:13,597 --> 00:57:16,684 No, it's tasteful, but fun. 1229 00:57:16,725 --> 00:57:18,519 Traditional, but sexy. 1230 00:57:18,561 --> 00:57:20,437 So, your mum can be proud of you, 1231 00:57:20,479 --> 00:57:23,482 but later in the bedroom, Mum's not around, oh! 1232 00:57:23,524 --> 00:57:25,985 You know what I'm talking about. Ah! (GIGGLES) 1233 00:57:26,026 --> 00:57:28,195 The groom is dead! 1234 00:57:34,118 --> 00:57:37,580 This is too much. Here. Take that. 1235 00:57:43,002 --> 00:57:44,670 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC) 1236 00:57:44,712 --> 00:57:46,380 RUTH: Thanks for dinner. 1237 00:57:46,422 --> 00:57:47,923 LORRAINE: You're welcome. 1238 00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:52,678 Oh, I really loved that boy, you know. 1239 00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:54,972 What am I supposed to do? 1240 00:57:55,014 --> 00:57:58,142 What, let our girl become Miss Havisham? 1241 00:57:59,351 --> 00:58:01,645 A lunatic in a wedding dress? 1242 00:58:04,857 --> 00:58:07,943 I will do whatever it takes to get her there. 1243 00:58:09,111 --> 00:58:12,740 I promise you there will be no wedding. 1244 00:58:14,033 --> 00:58:16,285 # Drop, drop 1245 00:58:16,327 --> 00:58:17,745 # Drop it from the top 1246 00:58:17,786 --> 00:58:19,663 # Make it work, work 1247 00:58:19,705 --> 00:58:22,208 # Drop it till it's done 1248 00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:24,043 # Drop, drop 1249 00:58:24,084 --> 00:58:25,920 # Drop it from the top 1250 00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:27,880 # Make it work, work... # 1251 00:58:27,922 --> 00:58:32,343 Mo! You said this was gonna be low-key! 1252 00:58:32,384 --> 00:58:34,220 Yeah, Mo, you did say that. 1253 00:58:34,261 --> 00:58:36,639 Um, OK. I have literally just got you free entry. 1254 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,849 I think the phrase that you're looking for is 'thank you'. 1255 00:58:38,891 --> 00:58:41,352 -Thank you. -(LAUGHS) Yeah. Thank you. 1256 00:58:41,393 --> 00:58:42,436 You go find some seats. 1257 00:58:42,478 --> 00:58:44,521 I think I'm gonna have to have a drink first. 1258 00:58:44,563 --> 00:58:45,648 I'm getting you a milk. 1259 00:58:45,689 --> 00:58:48,108 # Drop, drop 1260 00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:49,693 # Drop it from the top 1261 00:58:49,735 --> 00:58:51,946 # Make it work, work 1262 00:58:51,987 --> 00:58:54,281 # Drop it till it's done... # 1263 00:58:54,323 --> 00:58:55,574 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYS) 1264 00:58:55,616 --> 00:58:58,077 # Yo, my body's burning up... # 1265 00:58:58,118 --> 00:58:59,620 RUTH: Thank you. Thank you. 1266 00:58:59,662 --> 00:59:02,706 Whoo-whoo-whoo! Get that down you! 1267 00:59:02,748 --> 00:59:04,875 Erm, babe, babe, 1268 00:59:04,917 --> 00:59:07,336 I feel like I'm having second thoughts about this. 1269 00:59:07,378 --> 00:59:08,504 Mm-mm-mm. No. 1270 00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:11,048 I promised Lorraine that we would get her to call it off. 1271 00:59:11,090 --> 00:59:14,176 If we can just make her cry, make her feel something. 1272 00:59:14,218 --> 00:59:16,637 Look, I know, but alcohol, mental health - 1273 00:59:16,679 --> 00:59:18,138 they are messy bedfellows. 1274 00:59:18,180 --> 00:59:19,890 Just think about my aunt Patrice. 1275 00:59:19,932 --> 00:59:21,517 She's not allowed sharp objects anymore. 1276 00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:23,394 She has to cut her meat with a spoon. 1277 00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:26,689 Yeah, can we get some more tequilas, please? 1278 00:59:26,730 --> 00:59:27,731 Line them up! 1279 00:59:27,773 --> 00:59:29,608 (CLUBBERS CHEER) 1280 00:59:29,650 --> 00:59:30,609 # Break it 1281 00:59:30,651 --> 00:59:32,778 # Let's go and do it, yeah... # 1282 00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:36,865 Let me see you sweat, you dirty little pricks! 1283 00:59:36,907 --> 00:59:38,909 (CLUBBERS CHEER) 1284 00:59:38,951 --> 00:59:40,828 Champion! 1285 00:59:41,996 --> 00:59:43,080 Aah! 1286 00:59:43,122 --> 00:59:44,206 # W-w-w-w-wind it up 1287 00:59:44,248 --> 00:59:45,874 # You're a party in my cup... # 1288 00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:47,584 -Ah! Yes, yes. -No, no, no. 1289 00:59:47,626 --> 00:59:48,669 -No? -No, no, no. 1290 00:59:48,711 --> 00:59:49,712 OK, alright. 1291 00:59:49,753 --> 00:59:51,171 I'm just gonna... 1292 00:59:52,548 --> 00:59:53,882 Shh! Thank you. 1293 00:59:57,219 --> 01:00:00,431 Whoo! 1294 01:00:00,472 --> 01:00:02,808 This is for you! Take a sip. 1295 01:00:02,850 --> 01:00:04,685 -Take a sip. -OK. (GROANS) 1296 01:00:04,727 --> 01:00:06,020 A sip. Take a sip. Take... 1297 01:00:06,061 --> 01:00:08,647 (STAMMERS) Whoo. No, no. 1298 01:00:08,689 --> 01:00:09,898 (GLASSES CLINK) 1299 01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:11,025 RUTH: Mm! 1300 01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:15,195 Love you. We are here for you, Gem. 1301 01:00:15,237 --> 01:00:18,115 -Gem, Gem-Gem. Boop! -Oh. 1302 01:00:18,157 --> 01:00:20,868 'Cause alcohol helps when you feel sad. 1303 01:00:20,909 --> 01:00:23,829 I have a book, 'Widow to Widow'... 1304 01:00:23,871 --> 01:00:24,872 Yeah. 1305 01:00:24,913 --> 01:00:26,123 ..and it says, erm, 1306 01:00:26,165 --> 01:00:30,878 that your tears have hormones and potassium in them 1307 01:00:30,919 --> 01:00:34,298 and that's why you feel better after you just let it all out. 1308 01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:35,424 So, yeah, you've just gotta... 1309 01:00:35,466 --> 01:00:36,842 You've gotta let out your potassium, girl. 1310 01:00:36,884 --> 01:00:39,011 Whoa, I think you've had enough, Ruthie. 1311 01:00:39,053 --> 01:00:42,723 No, no, because you're not grieving, so you don't... 1312 01:00:42,765 --> 01:00:44,975 You need catharsis... 1313 01:00:45,017 --> 01:00:46,352 (SOBS) ..so that you... 1314 01:00:48,228 --> 01:00:49,229 (SOBS) I'm sorry. 1315 01:00:49,271 --> 01:00:52,816 -Ruth! Oh, my God. -You need to cry! 1316 01:00:52,858 --> 01:00:54,360 -What's wrong? -(WEEPS) 1317 01:00:54,401 --> 01:00:55,944 Oh, boo-boo! 1318 01:00:55,986 --> 01:00:58,989 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYS) 1319 01:01:01,367 --> 01:01:05,245 # And you don't know just how you feel 1320 01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:06,580 # Until you're sure 1321 01:01:06,622 --> 01:01:09,124 # You're sure you know it's real 1322 01:01:09,166 --> 01:01:10,751 # The lights go up 1323 01:01:10,793 --> 01:01:13,253 # I see it in your eyes 1324 01:01:13,295 --> 01:01:16,924 # I see I'm blowing out speakers in your mind 1325 01:01:16,965 --> 01:01:20,928 # I... I'm blowing out speakers in your mind 1326 01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:27,810 # I... I'm blowing out speakers in your mind... # 1327 01:01:27,851 --> 01:01:29,603 What are you doing? 1328 01:01:31,605 --> 01:01:33,565 (STAMMERS) What...what...what am I doing right now? 1329 01:01:33,607 --> 01:01:37,361 Yeah! What are you doing, dick cheese? 1330 01:01:37,403 --> 01:01:38,904 Uh... 1331 01:01:41,323 --> 01:01:43,826 OK, I...I can do honesty. Uh... 1332 01:01:43,867 --> 01:01:47,204 I'm kinda really messed up about Nathan. 1333 01:01:49,123 --> 01:01:51,458 I just feel... 1334 01:01:53,001 --> 01:01:55,629 More alone than you've ever felt? 1335 01:01:58,632 --> 01:02:00,092 Yes. 1336 01:02:01,468 --> 01:02:03,095 If it makes you feel any better, 1337 01:02:03,137 --> 01:02:05,639 if I was straight and had no self-esteem, 1338 01:02:05,681 --> 01:02:08,809 I would totally do you. 1339 01:02:10,352 --> 01:02:12,062 Thank you. 1340 01:02:15,274 --> 01:02:16,608 (WEEPS) 1341 01:02:16,650 --> 01:02:19,069 Oh, Ruth, what happened? 1342 01:02:19,111 --> 01:02:21,363 -It's...it's Frank. -What? 1343 01:02:21,405 --> 01:02:22,823 Frank. 1344 01:02:22,865 --> 01:02:27,077 He...he said that I was too, like, rigid... 1345 01:02:27,119 --> 01:02:28,287 -(GASPS) -..and too uptight. 1346 01:02:28,328 --> 01:02:29,288 No, no, no, no, no. 1347 01:02:29,329 --> 01:02:30,581 So, I stopped feeling comfortable 1348 01:02:30,622 --> 01:02:32,082 being naked around him. 1349 01:02:32,124 --> 01:02:33,125 Bastard. 1350 01:02:33,167 --> 01:02:35,085 And he said that I was just no fun. 1351 01:02:35,127 --> 01:02:37,379 Oh, no! Come here! 1352 01:02:37,421 --> 01:02:39,381 He left me a month ago. 1353 01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:41,675 -What?! -Yeah. 1354 01:02:41,717 --> 01:02:43,760 Why didn't you tell me? 1355 01:02:43,802 --> 01:02:46,388 (SOBS) I'm sorry. I'm just so humiliated right now. 1356 01:02:46,430 --> 01:02:50,267 Come here! Oh, boo-boo! No! 1357 01:02:50,309 --> 01:02:52,936 I feel silly like a silly-billy. 1358 01:02:52,978 --> 01:02:55,981 You are not a silly-billy. 1359 01:02:56,023 --> 01:02:59,443 Look at me. You are not a silly-billy, Ruth. 1360 01:02:59,485 --> 01:03:02,112 -I'm not a silly-billy? -You are not a silly-billy. 1361 01:03:02,154 --> 01:03:04,114 Don't ever say that about yourself. 1362 01:03:04,156 --> 01:03:07,284 He's a silly-billy. Arsehole. He's an arsehole! 1363 01:03:07,326 --> 01:03:08,535 -Billy. -Billy. 1364 01:03:08,577 --> 01:03:10,204 -Billy! -Billy! 1365 01:03:10,245 --> 01:03:14,291 (BOTH LAUGH) 1366 01:03:14,333 --> 01:03:16,293 Oh, now I laughed too hard. I need to wee. 1367 01:03:16,335 --> 01:03:17,336 Oh, no! 1368 01:03:17,377 --> 01:03:19,379 I do need to wee, actually. Hang on a minute. 1369 01:03:19,421 --> 01:03:20,672 -OK. -Yeah, yeah. (LAUGHS) 1370 01:03:20,714 --> 01:03:21,715 Sorry. 1371 01:03:21,757 --> 01:03:24,092 RUTH: Oh, I'm sorry. Do you know where the loo is? 1372 01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:26,261 -Just down there, lovely. -Is it just down there? 1373 01:03:26,303 --> 01:03:29,056 OK. Sorry. 1374 01:03:29,097 --> 01:03:33,477 If there ever was a lady who needed a Dylan intervention... 1375 01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:36,313 -Ask her to dance. -Ruth?! 1376 01:03:36,355 --> 01:03:40,108 She is way out of my league. 1377 01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:41,985 Yeah, but she's drunk, 1378 01:03:42,027 --> 01:03:44,321 so her standards are basically non-existent. 1379 01:03:44,363 --> 01:03:48,325 I am not the guy who hits on drunk women. 1380 01:03:48,367 --> 01:03:50,244 No, no, no, I didn't say you were, 1381 01:03:50,285 --> 01:03:52,329 but you can be a friend, right, 1382 01:03:52,371 --> 01:03:55,624 asking for a friendly dance, cheering up a friend who's blue? 1383 01:03:55,666 --> 01:03:58,335 Oh, God. Sorry. 1384 01:04:02,589 --> 01:04:04,925 -Hm. -(DYLAN CLEARS THROAT) 1385 01:04:04,967 --> 01:04:08,512 RUTH: OK. Alright. Ooh! Sorry. 1386 01:04:08,554 --> 01:04:10,806 Hey, Ruth, did you wanna... 1387 01:04:13,433 --> 01:04:14,476 I... 1388 01:04:16,812 --> 01:04:19,273 Oh. Is that the queue? Is that the queue? 1389 01:04:19,314 --> 01:04:21,650 Oh, my God, I'm gonna wet myself. Aah! 1390 01:04:21,692 --> 01:04:22,693 Sorry. 1391 01:04:22,734 --> 01:04:24,111 -Ruth, do you... -Aah. 1392 01:04:24,152 --> 01:04:25,320 (SHOUTS) Ruth, do you wanna dance? 1393 01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:26,780 Fuck sake! 1394 01:04:26,822 --> 01:04:29,032 (LIGHT DANCE MUSIC PLAYS) 1395 01:04:33,328 --> 01:04:34,705 Dylan, what are you doing? 1396 01:04:34,746 --> 01:04:38,292 # Set me free 1397 01:04:43,338 --> 01:04:45,924 # Oh-ho, yeah 1398 01:04:49,845 --> 01:04:54,474 # When I hold you, baby 1399 01:04:57,686 --> 01:05:02,316 # When your heart beats close to me 1400 01:05:05,527 --> 01:05:11,533 # Wanna stay in your arms forever 1401 01:05:12,576 --> 01:05:17,664 # Only love can set you free... # 1402 01:05:21,501 --> 01:05:22,628 He's American, 1403 01:05:22,669 --> 01:05:25,297 so that's explains a lot of the confidence. 1404 01:05:25,339 --> 01:05:27,341 (POLE SQUEAKS) 1405 01:05:31,053 --> 01:05:33,472 # Oh-ho, yeah... # 1406 01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:35,682 (GIGGLES SOFTLY) 1407 01:05:35,724 --> 01:05:37,184 -(GASPS) -(POST CLANGS) 1408 01:05:37,225 --> 01:05:39,144 -(LIQUID TRICKLES) -Oh! Oh! 1409 01:05:39,186 --> 01:05:41,563 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1410 01:05:41,605 --> 01:05:44,733 -I've just pissed myself! -What? 1411 01:05:44,775 --> 01:05:46,943 -I'm pissing myself! -Oh, for fuck's sake! 1412 01:05:46,985 --> 01:05:49,863 Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! 1413 01:05:49,905 --> 01:05:52,115 Oh, baby, no! 1414 01:05:54,826 --> 01:05:56,745 (GASPS) I don't know what to do. 1415 01:05:56,787 --> 01:05:58,497 -I got you. -What? 1416 01:05:58,538 --> 01:06:00,207 (STAMMERS) What? What? What? 1417 01:06:00,248 --> 01:06:01,750 Hey, everyone! 1418 01:06:02,918 --> 01:06:04,961 -Oh, my... -It's me! 1419 01:06:05,003 --> 01:06:06,838 (MUSIC DISTORTS AND CEASES) 1420 01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:09,091 I'm the one peeing on the floor. 1421 01:06:09,132 --> 01:06:11,468 (CLUBBERS GROAN) 1422 01:06:11,510 --> 01:06:13,887 Thank you very much! Thank you! 1423 01:06:13,929 --> 01:06:17,683 Oh! (RUTH SOBS INDISTINCTLY) 1424 01:06:20,936 --> 01:06:23,271 Greece. A small island. Folegandros. 1425 01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:25,732 -Looks lovely. -Oh, it is. 1426 01:06:25,774 --> 01:06:27,484 We're, um... 1427 01:06:27,526 --> 01:06:30,987 We were going there for our honeymoon. 1428 01:06:31,029 --> 01:06:32,656 Do you fly in and out of Athens? 1429 01:06:32,698 --> 01:06:34,241 Yeah, or you could go via Santorini 1430 01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:35,826 and then take a little ferry. 1431 01:06:35,867 --> 01:06:38,662 Mm. Can you make a note of that? 1432 01:06:38,704 --> 01:06:39,830 ALAN: Mm-hm. 1433 01:06:41,164 --> 01:06:44,835 So, my answer's still no. 1434 01:06:45,877 --> 01:06:46,837 AUDREY AND GEMMA: What? 1435 01:06:46,878 --> 01:06:49,339 I'm satisfied that Nathan intended to marry you, 1436 01:06:49,381 --> 01:06:51,174 but you led me to believe that his family 1437 01:06:51,216 --> 01:06:52,592 had already given their consent. 1438 01:06:52,634 --> 01:06:54,010 -But she did. -We have. I have. 1439 01:06:54,052 --> 01:06:56,805 But his mother, your mother, Margaret Petraszewski, 1440 01:06:56,847 --> 01:06:59,516 now Cahill, is still alive. 1441 01:06:59,558 --> 01:07:01,143 We haven't seen her in over 20 years. 1442 01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:03,186 -I'm his next of kin. -Legally, you're not. 1443 01:07:03,228 --> 01:07:05,230 What, so, because they have a shitty mother, 1444 01:07:05,272 --> 01:07:07,357 you're gonna deny Nathan his final wish? 1445 01:07:07,399 --> 01:07:08,692 How is that fair? 1446 01:07:08,734 --> 01:07:10,694 Maybe my sympathies got the better of me 1447 01:07:10,736 --> 01:07:12,904 and I led you to think that this was more possible 1448 01:07:12,946 --> 01:07:14,114 than it actually was. 1449 01:07:14,156 --> 01:07:15,157 What does that mean? 1450 01:07:15,198 --> 01:07:17,826 It means that breaking with 200 years of convention 1451 01:07:17,868 --> 01:07:20,829 takes more than a pub receipt and some holiday snaps. 1452 01:07:20,871 --> 01:07:23,999 I'm sorry if it sounds cruel, but the law's the law. 1453 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,917 My hands are tied. 1454 01:07:29,629 --> 01:07:32,799 Gemma, where are you going? 1455 01:07:32,841 --> 01:07:36,386 Honestly, Audrey, to find your mam. 1456 01:07:36,428 --> 01:07:37,679 What? 1457 01:07:37,721 --> 01:07:39,848 Yeah, I know, but do you have any better ideas? 1458 01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:42,309 No, I thought not. 1459 01:07:42,350 --> 01:07:43,477 So... 1460 01:07:43,518 --> 01:07:47,314 REPORTER: The jury were visibly moved by the witness's testimony 1461 01:07:47,355 --> 01:07:48,648 which ran for some time 1462 01:07:48,690 --> 01:07:51,568 and was full of harrowing details. 1463 01:07:51,610 --> 01:07:53,695 This case is one of the most complex 1464 01:07:53,737 --> 01:07:54,905 to be fought in this court 1465 01:07:54,946 --> 01:07:57,240 and will be running for some weeks more. 1466 01:07:58,325 --> 01:08:00,452 (DYLAN AND AUDREY CHANT) Defend love! 1467 01:08:00,494 --> 01:08:02,245 Love on trial! 1468 01:08:02,287 --> 01:08:05,957 Defend love! Love on trial! 1469 01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:07,709 Why are you a hot dog? 1470 01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:09,544 Because I don't do slutty nurse. 1471 01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:12,130 Why? You wanna be the hot dog? 1472 01:08:12,172 --> 01:08:14,090 No! 1473 01:08:14,132 --> 01:08:17,385 (BOTH CHANT) Defend love! Love on trial! 1474 01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:19,221 GUARD: Excuse me. Excuse me. 1475 01:08:19,262 --> 01:08:21,640 -Excuse me, please. -Hot dogs are not illegal. 1476 01:08:21,681 --> 01:08:23,642 Yeah, sorry, I wouldn't know anything about that, love, 1477 01:08:23,683 --> 01:08:25,101 but could you keep this ramp clear? 1478 01:08:25,143 --> 01:08:27,270 -Thank you. -Whose love is on trial, then? 1479 01:08:27,312 --> 01:08:28,688 I'm glad you asked. 1480 01:08:28,730 --> 01:08:32,651 OK, Margaret. Where are you? 1481 01:08:35,737 --> 01:08:37,364 Oh, Jesus. 1482 01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:40,784 Oh, hey, Krish. You alright? 1483 01:08:40,826 --> 01:08:42,118 I see the weirdo's still here. 1484 01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:45,080 There's actually quite an interesting story there, Anita. 1485 01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:46,706 Really? How interesting? 1486 01:08:46,748 --> 01:08:50,085 Um, well, what do you know about necrogamy? 1487 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:52,170 What, has someone shagged a corpse? 1488 01:08:52,212 --> 01:08:54,297 No. Well, not yet. 1489 01:08:54,339 --> 01:08:56,925 Oh, hello. My name is Gemma Fitzgerald. 1490 01:08:56,967 --> 01:08:59,845 I'm wondering does a Margaret Cahill live there? 1491 01:08:59,886 --> 01:09:01,763 WOMAN OVER PHONE: No, not here. Sorry. 1492 01:09:01,805 --> 01:09:03,390 They say love never dies 1493 01:09:03,431 --> 01:09:06,393 and the people behind me are taking that quite literally. 1494 01:09:06,434 --> 01:09:08,520 They're part of a growing movement 1495 01:09:08,562 --> 01:09:12,566 supporting one woman's desire to marry her late fiance. 1496 01:09:12,607 --> 01:09:15,235 Hi. I'm Gemma Fitzgerald. 1497 01:09:15,277 --> 01:09:17,445 I'm looking for a Margaret Cahill. 1498 01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:20,365 DAVID KOCH: And now for an interesting story out of London, 1499 01:09:20,407 --> 01:09:23,285 where the #CorpseBride campaign 1500 01:09:23,326 --> 01:09:24,619 is dividing the nation. 1501 01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:26,288 We caught up with the manager 1502 01:09:26,329 --> 01:09:27,914 of the wedding venue. 1503 01:09:27,956 --> 01:09:30,458 Whether you're posthumous marrying 1504 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:33,211 or pre-humous marrying, 1505 01:09:33,253 --> 01:09:35,171 we've got it all covered. 1506 01:09:35,213 --> 01:09:37,591 We do a Sunday roast on a Wednesday 1507 01:09:37,632 --> 01:09:39,384 'cause we don't give a damn. 1508 01:09:39,426 --> 01:09:40,802 ANITA: But not everyone is happy. 1509 01:09:40,844 --> 01:09:41,845 WOMAN: It's disgusting! 1510 01:09:41,887 --> 01:09:43,680 MAN: You have to admit, it's a bit warped. 1511 01:09:43,722 --> 01:09:45,181 I mean, what about sex? 1512 01:09:45,223 --> 01:09:47,851 This woman is condemning herself to a life of celibacy. 1513 01:09:47,893 --> 01:09:50,520 I was married for years before that happened. 1514 01:09:50,562 --> 01:09:53,523 He was marrying a wonderful woman. 1515 01:09:53,565 --> 01:09:55,317 He was a lucky man... 1516 01:09:55,358 --> 01:09:58,445 ..until he died. 1517 01:10:00,322 --> 01:10:03,450 (SPEAKS SPANISH) 1518 01:10:05,619 --> 01:10:07,871 Love is hard to find, you know, 1519 01:10:07,913 --> 01:10:12,125 but what Nathan and Gemma had is real love. 1520 01:10:12,167 --> 01:10:13,960 That's why so many people support them. 1521 01:10:14,002 --> 01:10:17,672 We want to know what that feels like, to be loved like that. 1522 01:10:17,714 --> 01:10:19,049 (PROTESTERS CHEER) 1523 01:10:19,090 --> 01:10:20,467 Whoo! 1524 01:10:20,508 --> 01:10:22,052 Yeah! 1525 01:10:22,093 --> 01:10:24,930 Hello, my name is Gemma 1526 01:10:24,971 --> 01:10:27,390 and I'm looking for a Margaret Cahill 1527 01:10:27,432 --> 01:10:29,893 who used to be called Margaret Petraszewski. 1528 01:10:33,146 --> 01:10:34,397 Hello? 1529 01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:36,316 MARGARET OVER PHONE: Sorry. What do you want? 1530 01:10:36,358 --> 01:10:37,525 Um... 1531 01:10:38,568 --> 01:10:41,237 Is...is this... Is this Margaret? 1532 01:10:41,279 --> 01:10:46,034 Um, you had a son and a daughter called Nathan and Audrey 1533 01:10:46,076 --> 01:10:49,412 and, uh, I don't really know how to tell you this, 1534 01:10:49,454 --> 01:10:52,540 but, um, Nathan's passed away. 1535 01:10:55,043 --> 01:10:57,295 And I know this might sound kind of weird, 1536 01:10:57,337 --> 01:10:58,713 but we were gonna get married 1537 01:10:58,755 --> 01:11:02,175 and I still really want to, 1538 01:11:02,217 --> 01:11:03,510 but in order to do that, 1539 01:11:03,551 --> 01:11:05,136 I need the approval from the family 1540 01:11:05,178 --> 01:11:06,388 or the next of kin, 1541 01:11:06,429 --> 01:11:10,141 and, erm, that's you. 1542 01:11:12,143 --> 01:11:15,355 Er, sorry. Are you still there? 1543 01:11:15,397 --> 01:11:16,731 MARGARET: Don't call here again. 1544 01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:18,441 Oh...oh, Margaret, please don't hang up. 1545 01:11:18,483 --> 01:11:19,442 -Please, please. -(LINE BEEPS) 1546 01:11:19,484 --> 01:11:21,736 Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit! 1547 01:11:21,778 --> 01:11:22,946 Oh. 1548 01:11:22,988 --> 01:11:24,447 Oh, my God. 1549 01:11:28,118 --> 01:11:30,787 (DOORS SLAM) 1550 01:11:33,123 --> 01:11:35,542 We are trending so hard right now. 1551 01:11:35,583 --> 01:11:38,545 #CorpseBride has over 226,000 followers. 1552 01:11:38,586 --> 01:11:40,964 We grew, like, 19,000 followers since this morning. 1553 01:11:41,006 --> 01:11:42,924 That's, like, a 17% increase. 1554 01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:45,719 Wow, it sounds like you just made that number up. 1555 01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:48,805 Maybe, but people all over the world - 1556 01:11:48,847 --> 01:11:51,683 Nairobi, Ecuador, Fiji, Helsinki - 1557 01:11:51,725 --> 01:11:53,226 are talking about you and Nathan. 1558 01:11:53,268 --> 01:11:57,022 I am bringing people together inspired by love and goodwill. 1559 01:11:57,063 --> 01:12:00,108 I'm like Bono, but not cringe. 1560 01:12:00,150 --> 01:12:02,110 (SIGHS) 1561 01:12:02,152 --> 01:12:04,529 I found her. Your mam. 1562 01:12:04,571 --> 01:12:07,949 I mean, she hung up on me, but it's her. She's in Oregon. 1563 01:12:07,991 --> 01:12:09,159 Gemma, we don't need her. 1564 01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:12,287 Audrey, the law doesn't care about likes on Twitter. 1565 01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:16,207 I know your heart's in the right place, but I have a car coming. 1566 01:12:16,249 --> 01:12:18,001 I'm supposed to get married in three days 1567 01:12:18,043 --> 01:12:20,003 and I don't really have time to pretend 1568 01:12:20,045 --> 01:12:22,005 that one of your schemes is gonna work. 1569 01:12:22,047 --> 01:12:23,089 OK. 1570 01:12:31,723 --> 01:12:32,891 What are you doing? 1571 01:12:32,932 --> 01:12:34,142 You didn't seriously think 1572 01:12:34,184 --> 01:12:36,352 you were gonna go see my mom without me? 1573 01:12:39,022 --> 01:12:41,149 (WISTFUL ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC) 1574 01:13:23,274 --> 01:13:24,818 (EXHALES) 1575 01:13:27,737 --> 01:13:30,657 Uh, I think I might just hang here. 1576 01:13:30,698 --> 01:13:32,367 But you came all this way. 1577 01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:35,328 I can't see her and not, you know... (GRUNTS) 1578 01:13:36,871 --> 01:13:37,997 -You sure? -You go ahead. 1579 01:13:38,039 --> 01:13:39,415 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 1580 01:13:39,457 --> 01:13:41,543 (OWL HOOTS IN DISTANCE) 1581 01:13:41,584 --> 01:13:42,794 (SIGHS) God. 1582 01:13:47,382 --> 01:13:49,592 Don't do this. 1583 01:13:54,931 --> 01:13:56,391 Yeah? 1584 01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:58,935 Margaret. Hi. Er... 1585 01:13:58,977 --> 01:14:00,812 I'm Gemma. We spoke on the phone. 1586 01:14:00,854 --> 01:14:03,439 And, er, this is Audrey. 1587 01:14:29,507 --> 01:14:32,010 Is she with the dad? 1588 01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:35,597 Er, no, it's a surrogacy, actually. 1589 01:14:37,724 --> 01:14:38,975 Does she have her own kids? 1590 01:14:40,351 --> 01:14:42,562 That's smart. How much is she getting? 1591 01:14:42,604 --> 01:14:45,732 -(CHUCKLES) I don't know. -Why not? 1592 01:14:48,651 --> 01:14:50,361 Maybe if you invited her in, she could... 1593 01:14:50,403 --> 01:14:53,198 She'd be in here if she wanted to be. 1594 01:14:54,699 --> 01:14:56,451 Oh, erm, sorry. 1595 01:14:57,493 --> 01:15:00,288 Er, this is Nathan. 1596 01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:09,422 He looks just like my father. 1597 01:15:09,464 --> 01:15:11,090 Wow. 1598 01:15:18,389 --> 01:15:20,767 Do you have any childhood photos of Nathan? 1599 01:15:20,808 --> 01:15:23,811 -I've never seen any. -No. 1600 01:15:36,741 --> 01:15:39,410 Are you waiting for some kind of big explanation? 1601 01:15:39,452 --> 01:15:43,915 No. No, I...I, er, don't expect you to explain anything. 1602 01:15:43,957 --> 01:15:45,917 There is no reason. 1603 01:15:47,669 --> 01:15:50,546 I just was not cut out to be a wife and a mom. 1604 01:15:50,588 --> 01:15:52,840 No judgement here. 1605 01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:54,634 Well, that's BS. 1606 01:15:54,676 --> 01:15:56,678 Everybody judges. 1607 01:15:56,719 --> 01:15:59,514 It's just you and him and the kids screaming 1608 01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:02,016 and "How are we gonna pay for this new drywall?" 1609 01:16:02,058 --> 01:16:05,812 There is no happy ever after. 1610 01:16:08,856 --> 01:16:10,108 You know, I actually didn't think 1611 01:16:10,149 --> 01:16:11,818 I was cut out for it either, 1612 01:16:11,859 --> 01:16:14,529 but then Nathan believed so much in happily ever after 1613 01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:15,822 that sometimes I could just imagine... 1614 01:16:15,863 --> 01:16:17,657 (SCOFFS) 1615 01:16:17,699 --> 01:16:20,660 The boy was smart, but he never had any sense. 1616 01:16:25,832 --> 01:16:27,375 (SIGHS) 1617 01:16:29,877 --> 01:16:32,213 I don't think that's true. 1618 01:16:32,255 --> 01:16:34,090 What do you want from me? 1619 01:16:35,300 --> 01:16:37,218 Well, it's like I said on the phone. 1620 01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:39,554 I can't marry Nathan without his family's permission 1621 01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,681 or his next of kin, and that's you. 1622 01:16:41,723 --> 01:16:44,517 So, you want me to sign some paper 1623 01:16:44,559 --> 01:16:46,811 that says you can be my dead son's wife? 1624 01:16:46,853 --> 01:16:50,440 Yes, I...I...I know it sounds...strange. 1625 01:16:50,481 --> 01:16:52,150 Look, I know you've come a long way 1626 01:16:52,191 --> 01:16:53,568 and I have tried to be polite, 1627 01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:55,069 but I don't know you... 1628 01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:56,279 Oh, Margaret, please. 1629 01:16:56,321 --> 01:16:57,655 ..and I don't know that man 1630 01:16:57,697 --> 01:16:59,490 and all of this, if you'll excuse my French, 1631 01:16:59,532 --> 01:17:02,618 smells like horseshit, so if you don't mind, 1632 01:17:02,660 --> 01:17:03,619 I think you should leave. 1633 01:17:03,661 --> 01:17:05,997 -Oh, Margaret, please. Please. -Get out. 1634 01:17:06,039 --> 01:17:09,125 Oh, no, you owe him, though. You owe him, Margaret. 1635 01:17:09,167 --> 01:17:12,670 You...you hurt your kids so much, 1636 01:17:12,712 --> 01:17:14,505 but I actually think that you might be hurting 1637 01:17:14,547 --> 01:17:16,841 because you missed out. 1638 01:17:16,883 --> 01:17:17,967 They turned out great 1639 01:17:18,009 --> 01:17:21,054 and you would be so lucky to have them in your life. 1640 01:17:21,095 --> 01:17:25,224 So, please, just do this one thing. 1641 01:17:40,031 --> 01:17:41,699 (EXHALES) 1642 01:17:45,620 --> 01:17:49,374 You know what I think? You're right. We don't need her. 1643 01:17:49,415 --> 01:17:50,792 Come on. 1644 01:18:06,057 --> 01:18:07,683 GEMMA: Are you OK? 1645 01:18:07,725 --> 01:18:09,685 I'm fine. 1646 01:18:09,727 --> 01:18:11,062 GEMMA: As someone well practised 1647 01:18:11,104 --> 01:18:12,438 in the art of passive-aggression, 1648 01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:14,148 I know that when someone says they're fine, 1649 01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:17,485 it means they are not fine. 1650 01:18:17,527 --> 01:18:19,028 Nothing's wrong. 1651 01:18:19,070 --> 01:18:20,571 (GEMMA CHUCKLES) 1652 01:18:20,613 --> 01:18:21,739 "Nothing's wrong." That's worse. 1653 01:18:21,781 --> 01:18:23,366 That means something's definitely wrong. 1654 01:18:23,408 --> 01:18:25,660 And if someone, God forbid, says, 1655 01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:28,037 "Well, what do you think is wrong?" 1656 01:18:28,079 --> 01:18:29,914 that's how you know you're gonna spend the night 1657 01:18:29,956 --> 01:18:32,125 getting your arse handed to you. 1658 01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:34,335 (IRISH ACCENT) "Well, what do you think is wrong?" 1659 01:18:34,377 --> 01:18:36,838 (BOTH LAUGH) 1660 01:18:36,879 --> 01:18:38,589 Brat. 1661 01:18:38,631 --> 01:18:39,757 Ow! 1662 01:18:39,799 --> 01:18:43,678 (JAZZY MUSIC) 1663 01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:45,555 (LEAVES RUSTLE) 1664 01:18:47,390 --> 01:18:48,933 (FLAME HISSES) 1665 01:18:50,143 --> 01:18:52,437 Oh, my God. 1666 01:18:53,563 --> 01:18:55,690 -Whoo! -Oh, no! (LAUGHS) 1667 01:18:55,731 --> 01:18:57,692 I told Ruth that I didn't want a hen party. 1668 01:18:57,733 --> 01:18:59,152 I'm not even wearing the right clothes! 1669 01:18:59,193 --> 01:19:00,570 Yeah, she knows that. 1670 01:19:00,611 --> 01:19:02,238 She's organised me a hen party, hasn't she? 1671 01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:05,324 -And a stripper. -(GASPS) No, stop it! 1672 01:19:05,366 --> 01:19:07,243 -Yeah. -(LAUGHS) 1673 01:19:07,285 --> 01:19:09,829 'Bjorn Bigg'. More like Bjorn Average, mate. 1674 01:19:09,871 --> 01:19:10,872 (LAUGHS) 1675 01:19:10,913 --> 01:19:12,206 OK. 1676 01:19:15,168 --> 01:19:16,210 -Ah. -Hi. 1677 01:19:16,252 --> 01:19:18,129 (SINGSONGS) Hello! 1678 01:19:18,171 --> 01:19:20,047 -Hi, Gem. -Gemma, Gemma, Gemma, Gemma. 1679 01:19:20,089 --> 01:19:24,051 -Hi, Gem. How are you? Sit down. -This is quite small. (CHUCKLES) 1680 01:19:24,093 --> 01:19:25,803 (DOOR LOCKS) 1681 01:19:25,845 --> 01:19:27,096 Alright. 1682 01:19:28,639 --> 01:19:32,185 Gem? Gem, do you want a tea or something? 1683 01:19:36,689 --> 01:19:39,066 -Did you know? -No. 1684 01:19:39,108 --> 01:19:41,277 (STAMMERS) I would have n... 1685 01:19:41,319 --> 01:19:42,487 Thanks, Ruth. 1686 01:19:42,528 --> 01:19:43,738 OK, whatever you guys are planning, 1687 01:19:43,779 --> 01:19:45,448 please don't do this. 1688 01:19:45,490 --> 01:19:47,825 -Gem, we all love you. -Gem, why don't you sit down? 1689 01:19:47,867 --> 01:19:48,868 Er, no. You know what? 1690 01:19:48,910 --> 01:19:51,120 I'm not gonna sit down, Mo, because I'm leaving. 1691 01:19:51,162 --> 01:19:53,372 We just wanna get you some counselling or something. 1692 01:19:53,414 --> 01:19:54,916 -(DOORS RATTLE) -(LAUGHS) Oh, my God! Wow. 1693 01:19:54,957 --> 01:19:56,542 DEREK: We just wanna talk to you, Gemma. 1694 01:19:56,584 --> 01:19:58,127 Gemma, we just wanna talk to you. 1695 01:19:58,169 --> 01:19:59,879 Mam, can you give me the keys, please? 1696 01:19:59,921 --> 01:20:01,589 -Give me the keys. -Gemma! 1697 01:20:01,631 --> 01:20:03,424 -Give me the keys, Mam! -Stop it! 1698 01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:09,222 Now, Gemma, marriage is about building a future. 1699 01:20:09,263 --> 01:20:11,682 Yeah, no, tell me what it's about. You've got a great one. 1700 01:20:11,724 --> 01:20:12,975 There is no future with Nathan. 1701 01:20:13,017 --> 01:20:16,687 It's horrible, it's unfair, but Nathan isn't here anymore. 1702 01:20:16,729 --> 01:20:18,564 Yes, I'm well aware of that. Thank you, Mammy. 1703 01:20:18,606 --> 01:20:20,191 Well, you're not acting like it. 1704 01:20:20,233 --> 01:20:21,692 Am I not acting appropriately, Ruth? 1705 01:20:21,734 --> 01:20:23,194 Am I not following the protocols 1706 01:20:23,236 --> 01:20:24,654 outlined in 'Widow to Widow'? 1707 01:20:24,695 --> 01:20:27,698 It's unhealthy, this weird fixation on... 1708 01:20:27,740 --> 01:20:29,325 Oh, so, I'm weird now, am I? 1709 01:20:29,367 --> 01:20:32,203 Am I sort of off-kilter like my asymmetrical face? 1710 01:20:32,245 --> 01:20:34,830 You can't see past this now, 1711 01:20:34,872 --> 01:20:37,124 but you will fall in love with someone again. 1712 01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:38,876 Oh, my God! 1713 01:20:38,918 --> 01:20:41,796 You will build a future with him and you will have children. 1714 01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:44,215 Children! Oh, so, that's... There's the real agenda! 1715 01:20:44,257 --> 01:20:48,052 You want grandchildren and I am wasting my fertile years, Mammy. 1716 01:20:48,094 --> 01:20:50,304 No one's pressuring you to have children. 1717 01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:51,556 Yeah, OK. 1718 01:20:51,597 --> 01:20:53,558 Well, you haven't got all the time in the world. 1719 01:20:53,599 --> 01:20:55,768 Oh, so, I'm running out of time now, am I, Mammy? 1720 01:20:55,810 --> 01:20:57,353 Come on, then, Mo! Impregnate me! 1721 01:20:57,395 --> 01:20:58,437 Give me that seed! 1722 01:20:58,479 --> 01:21:00,356 -Gemma, what are you doing? -Gemma! 1723 01:21:00,398 --> 01:21:02,942 Please impregnate me as the nearest non-related male. 1724 01:21:02,984 --> 01:21:04,193 Gemma, stop it! 1725 01:21:04,235 --> 01:21:06,737 Give me your seed! Make Mammy happy! 1726 01:21:06,779 --> 01:21:09,031 Nathan wouldn't want you to throw your life away. 1727 01:21:09,073 --> 01:21:10,992 You do not know what Nathan would want. 1728 01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:12,910 How would she know what Nathan would want? 1729 01:21:12,952 --> 01:21:15,746 Listen, Lorraine, Gemma could stay at home all day, 1730 01:21:15,788 --> 01:21:17,957 take Nathan's name off the gas and the electric. 1731 01:21:17,999 --> 01:21:20,209 She'd still feel bloody awful! 1732 01:21:20,251 --> 01:21:22,628 -Thank you. -This is all your fault. 1733 01:21:22,670 --> 01:21:26,924 Making her think that this is romantic and honourable, 1734 01:21:26,966 --> 01:21:30,511 when actually it's horribly, horribly pointless. 1735 01:21:30,553 --> 01:21:31,721 I was just trying to help. 1736 01:21:31,762 --> 01:21:33,639 Audrey is the only one who gets it. 1737 01:21:33,681 --> 01:21:36,475 -Do you know what I get? -Go on, Ruth. Stick your oar in. 1738 01:21:36,517 --> 01:21:38,477 That you've been taken in by all of this - 1739 01:21:38,519 --> 01:21:40,229 the protest, the media, 1740 01:21:40,271 --> 01:21:42,148 going to America to distract yourself 1741 01:21:42,189 --> 01:21:45,526 because you never wanted to marry him in the first place. 1742 01:22:01,834 --> 01:22:03,502 (SOFTLY) Do you think I didn't love Nathan? 1743 01:22:03,544 --> 01:22:07,173 -I didn't say that. -Do you know what? 1744 01:22:07,214 --> 01:22:10,426 Fuck you, Ruth. Fuck all of you. 1745 01:22:10,468 --> 01:22:14,764 -Gem... -No, Nathan wanted a family. 1746 01:22:14,805 --> 01:22:16,098 He wanted a home. 1747 01:22:16,140 --> 01:22:17,516 He wanted something solid 1748 01:22:17,558 --> 01:22:19,894 and that's why I agreed to marry you. 1749 01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:21,270 That is why. 1750 01:22:21,312 --> 01:22:23,397 And...and that's what I was saying when I said 1751 01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:25,149 that I will always love you, 1752 01:22:25,191 --> 01:22:27,234 that I will never walk out on you. 1753 01:22:27,276 --> 01:22:30,780 That is the promise that I made. 1754 01:22:30,821 --> 01:22:35,993 Well, we are not gonna stand by and watch you hurt yourself. 1755 01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:41,540 (WHISPERS) Please, Daddy. 1756 01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:47,254 Give me the keys. 1757 01:22:54,679 --> 01:22:56,138 DEREK: Alright, love. 1758 01:22:57,932 --> 01:23:01,060 -(KEYS JANGLE) -(SOLEMN MUSIC) 1759 01:23:02,770 --> 01:23:05,439 (MO SIGHS) 1760 01:23:06,691 --> 01:23:08,442 There you go, Gem. 1761 01:23:18,244 --> 01:23:20,329 Well, that went well, didn't it? 1762 01:23:25,543 --> 01:23:27,586 It's gonna be OK. 1763 01:23:27,628 --> 01:23:30,798 I promise you, it's gonna be OK. 1764 01:23:39,432 --> 01:23:41,684 (CHUCKLES) 1765 01:23:44,395 --> 01:23:46,856 Oh, my God. 1766 01:23:46,897 --> 01:23:48,315 (CHUCKLES) 1767 01:23:51,110 --> 01:23:53,946 Oh, my God, what are you doing? Are you joking? 1768 01:23:53,988 --> 01:23:55,531 I misunderstood. I thought you... 1769 01:23:55,573 --> 01:23:58,200 I'm marrying your brother tomorrow. 1770 01:23:58,242 --> 01:23:59,618 You're fucking insane. 1771 01:23:59,660 --> 01:24:01,245 Yeah, but that's what you like about me. 1772 01:24:01,287 --> 01:24:03,873 Oh, Audrey, this is not a joke. 1773 01:24:03,914 --> 01:24:06,083 Not everything's a bloody joke. 1774 01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:08,377 I'm just trying to make you laugh. 1775 01:24:10,546 --> 01:24:11,714 And... 1776 01:24:11,756 --> 01:24:13,591 Just we've gotten so close 1777 01:24:13,632 --> 01:24:16,218 and you get me in a way that no one else gets me and... 1778 01:24:16,260 --> 01:24:17,595 I don't know. My hormones. 1779 01:24:17,636 --> 01:24:19,221 What, you're blaming your pregnancy now? 1780 01:24:19,263 --> 01:24:21,557 God. Sorry, sir, can you stop the car, please? 1781 01:24:21,599 --> 01:24:22,600 Gemma, wait. 1782 01:24:22,641 --> 01:24:24,018 No, I... Oh, my God. I don't... 1783 01:24:24,059 --> 01:24:25,853 I actually don't even know what I'm doing anymore. 1784 01:24:25,895 --> 01:24:27,772 Sir, can you please hurry up and pull over? 1785 01:24:27,813 --> 01:24:29,774 Do you know what? Actually, everyone is right about you. 1786 01:24:29,815 --> 01:24:30,983 You're fuckin' nuts, but I'm worse 1787 01:24:31,025 --> 01:24:32,818 because I've been the one listening to you. 1788 01:24:32,860 --> 01:24:36,030 I just need you to stay away from me, Audrey. 1789 01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:37,782 -(INDICATOR TICKS) -(DOOR SLAMS) 1790 01:24:41,368 --> 01:24:44,455 (GENTLE MUSIC) 1791 01:24:44,497 --> 01:24:47,625 (BIRDS CALL) 1792 01:25:00,846 --> 01:25:03,557 I don't know what I'm doing, Grizz. 1793 01:25:03,599 --> 01:25:05,559 Well, no one does. 1794 01:25:09,814 --> 01:25:12,358 I thought that maybe I was doing it for you, 1795 01:25:12,399 --> 01:25:14,443 that maybe I could show you. 1796 01:25:16,362 --> 01:25:18,697 Maybe it's just that I can't accept... 1797 01:25:20,866 --> 01:25:22,701 (EXHALES) 1798 01:25:25,621 --> 01:25:27,039 Am I crazy? 1799 01:25:29,124 --> 01:25:32,378 I can't answer that, boo bear. I'm dead. 1800 01:25:33,838 --> 01:25:36,966 (TENDER MUSIC) 1801 01:25:48,060 --> 01:25:51,772 # I got carried out to sea 1802 01:25:51,814 --> 01:25:55,150 # On a wave of hope 1803 01:25:55,192 --> 01:25:58,404 # My faith was strong 1804 01:25:58,445 --> 01:26:01,073 # My heart was filled 1805 01:26:01,115 --> 01:26:05,578 # With innocence and dreams 1806 01:26:05,619 --> 01:26:09,123 # Of what could be 1807 01:26:09,164 --> 01:26:12,960 # But sometimes dreams get shattered 1808 01:26:13,002 --> 01:26:17,214 # By the daylight streaming in 1809 01:26:19,258 --> 01:26:21,343 # And somewhere down the road 1810 01:26:21,385 --> 01:26:25,347 # We lost each other 1811 01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:28,726 # And somewhere down the line 1812 01:26:28,767 --> 01:26:32,354 # We lost ourselves 1813 01:26:33,606 --> 01:26:35,983 # And too much for us to face the storm... # 1814 01:26:36,025 --> 01:26:37,818 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 1815 01:26:40,487 --> 01:26:42,281 # Next thing, we're broken... # 1816 01:26:42,323 --> 01:26:43,824 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 1817 01:26:47,161 --> 01:26:48,454 Oh, Mrs Chen, 1818 01:26:48,495 --> 01:26:50,789 I didn't have a shower after 9:30, I swear. 1819 01:26:50,831 --> 01:26:52,750 I can see that, dear. 1820 01:26:52,791 --> 01:26:54,710 This came yesterday. 1821 01:26:59,298 --> 01:27:02,009 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 1822 01:27:02,051 --> 01:27:03,928 (PHONE RINGS) 1823 01:27:06,013 --> 01:27:07,765 Babe, look, I am... I am so, so... 1824 01:27:07,806 --> 01:27:09,391 GEMMA OVER PHONE: Ruth, just listen to me. 1825 01:27:09,433 --> 01:27:11,393 The wedding's back on and, yes, before you say anything, 1826 01:27:11,435 --> 01:27:12,937 yes, I know I cancelled the wedding, 1827 01:27:12,978 --> 01:27:14,897 but I am cancelling the cancellation. 1828 01:27:14,939 --> 01:27:17,441 I got it - Nathan's mam's approval. 1829 01:27:17,483 --> 01:27:19,735 RUTH: But the ceremony's in less than two hours, Gem! 1830 01:27:19,777 --> 01:27:22,196 -There's no time! -Duly noted, Ruth. 1831 01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:24,615 All we have to do is get the Lord Chief Justice to... 1832 01:27:24,657 --> 01:27:26,617 Oh, my God, my eyebrows look like an actual yeti. 1833 01:27:26,659 --> 01:27:27,910 How did this happen? Audrey! 1834 01:27:27,952 --> 01:27:31,413 Oh, we have to find Audrey. We have to find Audrey. 1835 01:27:31,455 --> 01:27:32,790 She's already at the airport. 1836 01:27:32,831 --> 01:27:36,460 I got her the first alternate, the VA320 to Chicago. 1837 01:27:36,502 --> 01:27:39,380 I don't care! We have to get to the airport! 1838 01:27:39,421 --> 01:27:41,048 We have to find her! 1839 01:27:41,090 --> 01:27:43,801 (MUSIC STOPS) 1840 01:27:43,842 --> 01:27:46,762 Er, Ruth, I'll see you in a sec. 1841 01:27:48,931 --> 01:27:52,059 I, uh, couldn't get an Uber. 1842 01:27:52,101 --> 01:27:54,478 My rating's too low. 1843 01:27:55,521 --> 01:27:57,022 Where did you even stay last night? 1844 01:27:57,064 --> 01:27:58,732 Like I told you, 1845 01:27:58,774 --> 01:28:00,818 I'm very resourceful. 1846 01:28:02,903 --> 01:28:04,989 She saw you on television, 1847 01:28:05,030 --> 01:28:08,158 you know, with the media and the campaign and everything. 1848 01:28:15,541 --> 01:28:17,835 Your mam changed her mind because of you, Audrey. 1849 01:28:20,421 --> 01:28:22,506 (WISTFUL MUSIC) 1850 01:28:26,135 --> 01:28:27,511 (SIGHS) 1851 01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:31,265 Let's finish this for Nathan. 1852 01:28:31,306 --> 01:28:35,019 (TYRES SCREECH) 1853 01:28:35,060 --> 01:28:38,439 (LIVELY FUNKY MUSIC) 1854 01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:42,359 # Hotcake fresh out the oven 1855 01:28:42,401 --> 01:28:43,986 # Made just for you 1856 01:28:44,028 --> 01:28:45,362 # 200 degrees 1857 01:28:45,404 --> 01:28:47,406 -# Just like a hotcake -# Hotcake 1858 01:28:47,448 --> 01:28:49,408 -# Give me some lovin' -# Give me some lovin' 1859 01:28:49,450 --> 01:28:51,243 # Don't make me beg, baby... # 1860 01:28:51,285 --> 01:28:53,871 Move it, ladies. We've got a wedding to go to. 1861 01:28:53,912 --> 01:28:57,416 Whoo! Ruth, you are a babe! 1862 01:28:57,458 --> 01:28:59,752 Frank is missing out! 1863 01:28:59,793 --> 01:29:02,296 I know. Get in. 1864 01:29:03,380 --> 01:29:04,965 -(ENGINE REVS) -(GLOVE SQUEAKS) 1865 01:29:06,425 --> 01:29:08,093 -(ENGINE STOPS) -(CAR BEEPS) 1866 01:29:09,136 --> 01:29:11,055 Oh. 1867 01:29:11,096 --> 01:29:12,890 Oh, no. 1868 01:29:12,931 --> 01:29:14,683 (CAR BEEPS) 1869 01:29:14,725 --> 01:29:16,477 -Is that a quick fix? -Um... 1870 01:29:16,518 --> 01:29:19,813 Yes, it's on! It's on! It's on! 1871 01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:21,398 Erm, but...but wait, what's happened? 1872 01:29:21,440 --> 01:29:24,234 -I don't understand. -Tell Mo, erm, the rings. 1873 01:29:24,276 --> 01:29:26,487 -To bring the rings. -Ooh, sorry. 1874 01:29:26,528 --> 01:29:28,322 -Do you have the rings? -Yeah, I've got them. 1875 01:29:28,363 --> 01:29:30,240 What, do I need to be there now? 1876 01:29:30,282 --> 01:29:31,283 -I'm so sorry. -Yeah. 1877 01:29:31,325 --> 01:29:32,785 -Would you mind just... -Like, right now. 1878 01:29:32,826 --> 01:29:35,287 OK, erm, yeah, I'll see you there in a bit. 1879 01:29:35,329 --> 01:29:37,289 -(BELL DINGS) -It's my stop. Sorry, guys. 1880 01:29:37,331 --> 01:29:38,999 -Oh, mate. -Hang on a minute. 1881 01:29:39,041 --> 01:29:40,209 -We really... -Wait a minute. 1882 01:29:40,250 --> 01:29:41,960 Can you give the pins back, please? 1883 01:29:43,128 --> 01:29:44,963 (UPBEAT SOUL MUSIC) 1884 01:29:45,005 --> 01:29:46,381 Shit! 1885 01:29:46,423 --> 01:29:48,759 GEMMA: Come on! Put your back into it! 1886 01:29:48,801 --> 01:29:52,638 # I have a story of sorrow... # 1887 01:29:52,679 --> 01:29:55,641 GEMMA: Oh, my God. I'm gonna drop it. I'm gonna drop it. 1888 01:29:55,682 --> 01:29:57,935 -(GEMMA GROANS) -Come on! 1889 01:29:57,976 --> 01:29:59,394 GEMMA: I'm coming! 1890 01:30:00,687 --> 01:30:02,481 GEMMA: My dress is so big! 1891 01:30:02,523 --> 01:30:03,732 Oh! Sorry! 1892 01:30:03,774 --> 01:30:06,777 That's the Corpse Bride, that. Can I get a photo? 1893 01:30:06,819 --> 01:30:08,779 -Ruth, come on! -Oh, yep, yep. 1894 01:30:08,821 --> 01:30:10,948 # When will we meet again? 1895 01:30:10,989 --> 01:30:12,950 # When will we hold each other? 1896 01:30:12,991 --> 01:30:14,993 # Can't get you out of my head... # 1897 01:30:15,035 --> 01:30:17,079 -GEMMA: Sorry, mister! -Oh, I love the wig! 1898 01:30:17,121 --> 01:30:19,248 -It's very nice. -GEMMA: Come on! 1899 01:30:19,289 --> 01:30:20,916 # Oh, yeah! # 1900 01:30:20,958 --> 01:30:22,376 -(AUDREY GROANS) -Come here. 1901 01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:23,669 Oh, the machine! 1902 01:30:23,710 --> 01:30:25,295 Just drop the boxes there and come through. 1903 01:30:25,337 --> 01:30:26,672 OK. 1904 01:30:26,713 --> 01:30:28,048 (GROANS) 1905 01:30:30,717 --> 01:30:32,469 (SCANNER BEEPS) 1906 01:30:32,511 --> 01:30:34,721 Sorry. If you could just take off your shoes. 1907 01:30:34,763 --> 01:30:35,889 Oh. 1908 01:30:35,931 --> 01:30:37,391 Alright, children. Let's sit down. 1909 01:30:37,432 --> 01:30:39,852 -(SCANNER BEEPS) -GEMMA: Oh, come on! 1910 01:30:39,893 --> 01:30:40,978 Bloody stilts. 1911 01:30:42,020 --> 01:30:43,730 -Right. -(SCANNER BEEPS) 1912 01:30:43,772 --> 01:30:45,774 Oh, come on! 1913 01:30:45,816 --> 01:30:46,984 Fine. OK. 1914 01:30:47,025 --> 01:30:48,402 (SCANNER BEEPS) 1915 01:30:48,443 --> 01:30:49,778 RUTH: Oh! 1916 01:30:49,820 --> 01:30:51,905 OK. 1917 01:30:51,947 --> 01:30:53,282 (SCANNER BEEPS) 1918 01:30:53,323 --> 01:30:56,827 Oh, you've got to be... I don't bloody believe it! 1919 01:30:56,869 --> 01:30:58,996 -(SCANNER BEEPS) -RUTH: Fine. 1920 01:30:59,037 --> 01:31:00,372 Alright, fine. 1921 01:31:00,414 --> 01:31:01,957 Fine, fine. 1922 01:31:03,750 --> 01:31:05,752 Why are you looking away? Why are you looking away? 1923 01:31:05,794 --> 01:31:07,838 -It's just a body. Whoo! -(GASPS) 1924 01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:09,631 # Hotcake 1925 01:31:09,673 --> 01:31:11,675 # Fresh out the oven 1926 01:31:11,717 --> 01:31:13,343 # Made just for you 1927 01:31:13,385 --> 01:31:14,928 # 200 degrees 1928 01:31:14,970 --> 01:31:17,306 -# Just like a hotcake -# Hotcake 1929 01:31:17,347 --> 01:31:19,892 -# Give me some lovin' -# Give me some lovin' 1930 01:31:19,933 --> 01:31:21,435 # Don't make me beg, baby 1931 01:31:21,476 --> 01:31:23,020 # Baby, please 1932 01:31:23,061 --> 01:31:25,272 # Hotcake... # 1933 01:31:25,314 --> 01:31:27,316 -(SCANNER BEEPS) -Right. 1934 01:31:27,357 --> 01:31:28,817 It's OK. Just go through. You're fine. 1935 01:31:28,859 --> 01:31:31,361 -Yeah, am I? You sure? You sure? -Yes. 1936 01:31:33,947 --> 01:31:35,449 -Thanks, babes. Let's go. -# Hotcake... # 1937 01:31:35,490 --> 01:31:38,076 GEMMA: Come on, come on. Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go, go! 1938 01:31:38,118 --> 01:31:39,494 -Hiya. Hiya. -# Hotcake... # 1939 01:31:40,662 --> 01:31:44,041 GEMMA: God! Who designs these things? 1940 01:31:44,082 --> 01:31:46,210 (PANTS) 1941 01:31:46,251 --> 01:31:48,086 What do you think you're doing?! 1942 01:31:48,128 --> 01:31:50,005 Nathan's mam gave us approval. 1943 01:31:50,047 --> 01:31:51,548 I want my wedding licence. 1944 01:31:51,590 --> 01:31:52,883 We are in a meeting. 1945 01:31:52,925 --> 01:31:55,677 -Love waits for no one. -Shut up, Alan! 1946 01:31:55,719 --> 01:31:59,306 You said I needed his family's approval. Well, I got it. 1947 01:31:59,348 --> 01:32:03,560 So, please just sign it. 1948 01:32:06,647 --> 01:32:08,899 Oh, hey, David. 1949 01:32:08,941 --> 01:32:10,525 Kevin. 1950 01:32:12,569 --> 01:32:14,738 Fine. So, she's given her approval. 1951 01:32:15,822 --> 01:32:18,492 -You can't expect me to just... -No! 1952 01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:20,369 I can't just... 1953 01:32:20,410 --> 01:32:21,578 No! 1954 01:32:21,620 --> 01:32:23,372 (STAMMERS) 1955 01:32:25,207 --> 01:32:26,792 You can't expect me... 1956 01:32:38,053 --> 01:32:39,054 Fine. 1957 01:32:39,096 --> 01:32:40,180 (GASPS) 1958 01:32:40,222 --> 01:32:41,598 -Love wins. -Yes! (LAUGHS) 1959 01:32:41,640 --> 01:32:43,392 You get your licence. 1960 01:32:43,433 --> 01:32:44,559 Thank you! 1961 01:32:44,601 --> 01:32:47,354 Oh! Thank you, thank you, thank you! 1962 01:32:47,396 --> 01:32:51,942 Oh, thank you, Lord of Justice. 1963 01:32:51,984 --> 01:32:53,610 -Goodbye. -Where are you going? 1964 01:32:53,652 --> 01:32:56,488 This is the most exciting thing that's ever happened. 1965 01:32:56,530 --> 01:32:57,614 Mwah! 1966 01:32:59,950 --> 01:33:03,787 For the record, you are a babe. 1967 01:33:08,250 --> 01:33:10,919 That was a very sweet thing you just did. 1968 01:33:10,961 --> 01:33:12,629 Mm. 1969 01:33:12,671 --> 01:33:15,799 Maybe I'm just a big old romantic. 1970 01:33:15,841 --> 01:33:20,095 # Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 1971 01:33:20,137 --> 01:33:21,722 # Bring it back 1972 01:33:21,763 --> 01:33:22,764 # Bring your lovin'... # 1973 01:33:22,806 --> 01:33:23,807 -(COUGHS) -You OK? 1974 01:33:23,849 --> 01:33:24,850 Let me take that. 1975 01:33:24,891 --> 01:33:26,768 -Do you want me to take that? -Yeah. 1976 01:33:26,810 --> 01:33:30,397 # You make me feel like a good woman should... # 1977 01:33:30,439 --> 01:33:31,648 GEMMA: You got this. 1978 01:33:31,690 --> 01:33:33,942 # I'm a sad soul sister... # 1979 01:33:33,984 --> 01:33:36,111 (GEMMA GROANS) Oh, my God. 1980 01:33:36,153 --> 01:33:37,946 # Bring your lovin' back to me... # 1981 01:33:37,988 --> 01:33:39,072 My arms. Oh, my arms. 1982 01:33:39,114 --> 01:33:42,659 # Yeah, yeah 1983 01:33:42,701 --> 01:33:44,369 # Bring it back 1984 01:33:44,411 --> 01:33:46,121 # Sugar, bring it back... # 1985 01:33:46,163 --> 01:33:49,875 -(CHEERING) -(GEMMA STAMMERS) 1986 01:33:49,916 --> 01:33:52,294 Oh. What? Oh. 1987 01:33:52,336 --> 01:33:55,547 (CROWD ROARS) 1988 01:33:55,589 --> 01:33:58,425 -What is this? -I think it's for you. 1989 01:34:07,184 --> 01:34:08,977 -Thank you! -WOMAN: You make me sick! 1990 01:34:09,019 --> 01:34:10,687 -AUDREY: Hi! -WOMAN: Sick! 1991 01:34:10,729 --> 01:34:12,647 (PEOPLE BOO) 1992 01:34:14,316 --> 01:34:16,401 Oh, what, haven't you got anything better in your life? 1993 01:34:16,443 --> 01:34:18,653 -Shh, it's mostly nice. -You don't know my story! 1994 01:34:18,695 --> 01:34:19,863 AUDREY: Shh. 1995 01:34:21,531 --> 01:34:26,244 (SMOOTH MUSIC) 1996 01:34:26,286 --> 01:34:28,872 (SINGERS VOCALISE SOULFULLY) 1997 01:35:00,070 --> 01:35:02,948 # Standing now 1998 01:35:02,989 --> 01:35:07,452 # Calling all the people here to see the show 1999 01:35:08,787 --> 01:35:12,582 # Calling for my demons now to let me go... # 2000 01:35:12,624 --> 01:35:14,126 (GUESTS LAUGH) 2001 01:35:14,167 --> 01:35:16,253 # I need something 2002 01:35:16,294 --> 01:35:18,964 # Give me something wonderful 2003 01:35:23,760 --> 01:35:26,304 # I believe 2004 01:35:26,346 --> 01:35:30,934 # She won't take me somewhere I'm not supposed to be 2005 01:35:32,352 --> 01:35:36,690 # You can't steal the things that God has given me 2006 01:35:40,193 --> 01:35:45,699 # I can see a place of trouble 2007 01:35:45,740 --> 01:35:47,784 # And I'm on the verge 2008 01:35:51,204 --> 01:35:56,710 # For the love of everybody 2009 01:35:56,751 --> 01:35:59,045 # I need something more 2010 01:36:02,466 --> 01:36:07,846 # Now I feel some days of trouble 2011 01:36:07,888 --> 01:36:09,931 # I'm in the house of war... # 2012 01:36:13,226 --> 01:36:14,519 GEMMA: Where' s Mam? 2013 01:36:17,147 --> 01:36:19,232 Sorry. 2014 01:36:25,238 --> 01:36:26,531 (EXHALES) 2015 01:36:26,573 --> 01:36:29,493 (MUSIC FADES) 2016 01:36:33,830 --> 01:36:36,791 (BREATHS ECHO) 2017 01:36:46,927 --> 01:36:49,179 (MUFFLED SPEECH) 2018 01:36:50,972 --> 01:36:52,599 (SOBS) 2019 01:36:59,773 --> 01:37:01,066 Oh, no. 2020 01:37:03,568 --> 01:37:05,654 (BREATHS ECHO) 2021 01:37:05,695 --> 01:37:07,447 (MUFFLED) I'm sorry. 2022 01:37:08,490 --> 01:37:11,451 (SOBS) I'm so sorry. 2023 01:37:11,493 --> 01:37:14,329 (MUFFLED SOBBING) 2024 01:37:17,040 --> 01:37:18,416 Daddy. 2025 01:37:18,458 --> 01:37:21,419 (GEMMA WEEPS) 2026 01:37:27,884 --> 01:37:31,096 (SOBS) I should have told him every day 2027 01:37:31,137 --> 01:37:32,472 how much he meant to me 2028 01:37:32,514 --> 01:37:33,974 and I never told him. 2029 01:37:34,015 --> 01:37:35,684 I never told him. 2030 01:37:35,725 --> 01:37:37,352 (SOFTLY) Hey, you. Hey, you. 2031 01:37:37,394 --> 01:37:41,898 (SOBS) He thought I was marrying him because he chose me, 2032 01:37:41,940 --> 01:37:43,942 but I chose him. 2033 01:37:46,027 --> 01:37:49,197 I chose him every day. 2034 01:37:49,239 --> 01:37:52,033 (GEMMA SOBS) 2035 01:37:53,326 --> 01:37:55,328 (RUTH GASPS) 2036 01:37:55,370 --> 01:37:56,663 Oh, Mam. 2037 01:37:56,705 --> 01:37:58,415 (LORRAINE SOBS) Shush, shush. 2038 01:38:02,168 --> 01:38:03,461 -Come on. -I'm sorry. 2039 01:38:03,503 --> 01:38:06,089 No. Let's go. Come on. 2040 01:38:06,131 --> 01:38:07,257 Come on. 2041 01:38:16,766 --> 01:38:18,685 I've got you. 2042 01:38:23,732 --> 01:38:25,984 This is how she needs to say goodbye. 2043 01:38:32,115 --> 01:38:33,533 Alright? 2044 01:38:34,826 --> 01:38:35,869 (KISSES) 2045 01:38:36,995 --> 01:38:38,872 -OK? -Yeah. 2046 01:38:38,913 --> 01:38:40,290 -Yeah. -Yeah. 2047 01:38:40,332 --> 01:38:41,541 -Yeah. -Yeah! 2048 01:38:41,583 --> 01:38:43,084 (LIGHT MUSIC) 2049 01:38:43,126 --> 01:38:48,965 # It's the way that you walk in the room 2050 01:38:49,007 --> 01:38:51,635 # Your heart is a beacon 2051 01:38:51,676 --> 01:38:53,470 # Don't need a reason... # 2052 01:38:53,511 --> 01:38:55,347 You OK? 2053 01:38:55,388 --> 01:38:57,015 # It's easy to do... # 2054 01:38:57,057 --> 01:38:58,308 Please be seated. 2055 01:38:58,350 --> 01:39:01,061 # I'm lost in your smile 2056 01:39:01,102 --> 01:39:02,979 # It's been a while... # 2057 01:39:03,021 --> 01:39:04,731 Welcome, everyone, 2058 01:39:04,773 --> 01:39:09,486 to the wedding of Gemma and Nathan. 2059 01:39:09,527 --> 01:39:12,989 None of us have ever been to a wedding quite like this. 2060 01:39:14,324 --> 01:39:19,329 Gemma, do you take Nathan to be your lawful wedded husband, 2061 01:39:19,371 --> 01:39:23,500 to be loving, faithful and loyal to him? 2062 01:39:23,541 --> 01:39:27,170 # Who knows what time is gonna do? # 2063 01:39:29,214 --> 01:39:30,799 I do. 2064 01:39:33,134 --> 01:39:38,056 # I like watching the days go by with you... # 2065 01:39:38,098 --> 01:39:41,518 This ring is an unbroken circle 2066 01:39:41,559 --> 01:39:45,855 symbolising unending and everlasting love. 2067 01:39:53,863 --> 01:39:56,032 (SOBS) 2068 01:40:01,079 --> 01:40:05,500 # Who knows what time is gonna do? 2069 01:40:05,542 --> 01:40:10,463 # All I know is a simple truth 2070 01:40:10,505 --> 01:40:15,218 # I like watching the days go by 2071 01:40:15,260 --> 01:40:20,014 # I like watching the days go by 2072 01:40:20,056 --> 01:40:25,603 # I like watching the days go by with you... # 2073 01:40:25,645 --> 01:40:28,356 (SWEET INSTRUMENTAL POP MUSIC) 2074 01:40:35,280 --> 01:40:38,575 -I am very happy to pronounce... -(LAUGHS) 2075 01:40:38,616 --> 01:40:42,746 ..Nathan and Gemma husband and wife. 2076 01:40:42,787 --> 01:40:45,331 (LAUGHS, WEEPS) 2077 01:40:45,373 --> 01:40:48,084 -(GUESTS CHEER) -Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo! 2078 01:40:48,126 --> 01:40:51,171 Whoo-hoo! 2079 01:41:07,771 --> 01:41:09,814 (DYLAN WHOOPS) 2080 01:41:09,856 --> 01:41:12,525 (LIVELY LATIN JAZZ MUSIC) 2081 01:41:12,567 --> 01:41:14,152 -MO: One... -GUESTS: One... 2082 01:41:14,194 --> 01:41:15,737 -MO: ..two... -GUESTS: ..two... 2083 01:41:15,779 --> 01:41:18,364 -MO: ..three... -GUESTS: ..three... 2084 01:41:18,406 --> 01:41:21,367 Wahey! No, no, no, no, no. Let's leave Nathan. (LAUGHS) 2085 01:41:22,452 --> 01:41:24,162 (GUESTS CHEER) 2086 01:41:28,249 --> 01:41:29,542 GUESTS: Three. 2087 01:41:29,584 --> 01:41:30,960 (GUESTS EXCLAIM) 2088 01:41:36,257 --> 01:41:38,384 (EXCLAIMS INDISTINCTLY) 2089 01:41:38,426 --> 01:41:40,428 -# Cha cha cha! # -(LATIN JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES) 2090 01:41:59,906 --> 01:42:01,407 Hello. 2091 01:42:01,449 --> 01:42:06,120 Erm, er, well, welcome to... 2092 01:42:06,162 --> 01:42:08,289 (LAUGHS) ..what... whatever this is. 2093 01:42:08,331 --> 01:42:09,374 (GUESTS CHUCKLE) 2094 01:42:09,415 --> 01:42:11,793 You know, Nathan wanted us to write our own vows, 2095 01:42:11,835 --> 01:42:15,880 which I think was because he wanted me to just once 2096 01:42:15,922 --> 01:42:18,007 hear how I truly felt. 2097 01:42:18,049 --> 01:42:20,510 Erm, so, er... 2098 01:42:23,054 --> 01:42:24,222 God. (CHUCKLES) 2099 01:42:24,264 --> 01:42:26,641 Erm... Oh, my God. 2100 01:42:26,683 --> 01:42:28,017 (GUESTS CHUCKLE) 2101 01:42:28,059 --> 01:42:29,269 Aha. 2102 01:42:30,895 --> 01:42:34,649 I was sleeping and right in the middle of a good dream 2103 01:42:34,691 --> 01:42:36,901 And all at once, I wake up 2104 01:42:36,943 --> 01:42:40,530 From something that keeps knocking at my brain 2105 01:42:40,572 --> 01:42:42,699 Before I go insane 2106 01:42:42,740 --> 01:42:45,827 I hold my pillow to my head 2107 01:42:45,869 --> 01:42:48,371 And spring up in my bed 2108 01:42:48,413 --> 01:42:51,624 Screaming out the words I dread. 2109 01:42:53,668 --> 01:42:55,086 (PLAYS PIANO NOTE) 2110 01:42:58,381 --> 01:43:01,384 (SINGS) # I think I love you 2111 01:43:01,426 --> 01:43:03,595 # I think I love you 2112 01:43:07,390 --> 01:43:10,476 # I think I love you 2113 01:43:10,518 --> 01:43:13,938 # So what am I so afraid of? 2114 01:43:13,980 --> 01:43:17,066 # I'm afraid that I'm unsure of 2115 01:43:17,108 --> 01:43:20,111 # A love that there's no cure for... # 2116 01:43:24,949 --> 01:43:26,367 (LAUGHS SOFTLY) 2117 01:43:27,911 --> 01:43:30,246 (SINGS) # I think I love you... # 2118 01:43:30,288 --> 01:43:31,706 (LAUGHS) 2119 01:43:31,748 --> 01:43:34,000 (BOTH SING) # Isn't that what life is made of? 2120 01:43:34,042 --> 01:43:36,461 # Though it worries me to say 2121 01:43:36,502 --> 01:43:38,796 # I've never felt this way... # 2122 01:43:38,838 --> 01:43:40,798 (GEMMA LAUGHS) 2123 01:43:40,840 --> 01:43:43,801 The father of the bride, ladies and gentlemen. (LAUGHS) 2124 01:43:43,843 --> 01:43:45,178 Aww. 2125 01:43:45,219 --> 01:43:47,180 (BOTH SING) # I don't know what I'm up against 2126 01:43:47,221 --> 01:43:49,432 # I don't know what it's all about 2127 01:43:49,474 --> 01:43:52,602 (AUDREY AND LORRAINE SING) # I got so much to think about 2128 01:43:53,895 --> 01:43:56,940 # Hey, I think I love you 2129 01:43:56,981 --> 01:43:59,233 # So what am I so afraid of? 2130 01:43:59,275 --> 01:44:01,486 # I'm afraid that I'm not sure of 2131 01:44:01,527 --> 01:44:04,113 # A love there is no cure for... # 2132 01:44:04,155 --> 01:44:05,281 (GEMMA LAUGHS) 2133 01:44:05,323 --> 01:44:07,241 I'm pushing the beds together tonight. 2134 01:44:07,283 --> 01:44:08,451 GUESTS: # I think I love you 2135 01:44:08,493 --> 01:44:10,328 # Isn't that what life is made of? # 2136 01:44:10,370 --> 01:44:12,413 MAN ON VIDEO: Oh, my God, Audrey! Check it out! 2137 01:44:12,455 --> 01:44:15,583 We set up the nursery! Isn't it cute?! 2138 01:44:15,625 --> 01:44:19,295 Please RSVP for the baby shower. Goodbye! 2139 01:44:20,797 --> 01:44:21,881 (PHONE WHOOSHES) 2140 01:44:21,923 --> 01:44:23,424 # I think I love you 2141 01:44:23,466 --> 01:44:26,219 # Isn't that what life is made of? 2142 01:44:26,260 --> 01:44:28,554 # Though it worries me to say 2143 01:44:28,596 --> 01:44:30,890 # I never felt this way 2144 01:44:30,932 --> 01:44:34,060 # Believe me, you really don't have to worry 2145 01:44:34,102 --> 01:44:36,187 # I only wanna make you happy 2146 01:44:36,229 --> 01:44:39,732 # And if you say, "Hey, go away," I will... # 2147 01:44:39,774 --> 01:44:42,735 I'm not weirded-out that you peed on strangers. 2148 01:44:42,777 --> 01:44:43,903 Mm. 2149 01:44:51,911 --> 01:44:53,287 But you should know... 2150 01:44:54,455 --> 01:44:56,290 ..I really like strong women. 2151 01:44:56,332 --> 01:44:57,667 Mm. 2152 01:44:59,210 --> 01:45:00,920 I'm ferocious. 2153 01:45:00,962 --> 01:45:02,964 -(DYLAN PURRS) -(RUTH GIGGLES) 2154 01:45:03,006 --> 01:45:05,675 (DYLAN CHUCKLES) 2155 01:45:10,096 --> 01:45:11,514 RUTH: Mm. 2156 01:45:11,556 --> 01:45:13,016 DYLAN: Mmm! 2157 01:45:16,561 --> 01:45:18,021 # But I think better still 2158 01:45:18,062 --> 01:45:20,732 # I'd better stay around and love you 2159 01:45:20,773 --> 01:45:22,775 # Do you think I have a case? 2160 01:45:22,817 --> 01:45:24,527 # Let me ask you to your face 2161 01:45:24,569 --> 01:45:26,612 # Do you think you love me? 2162 01:45:26,654 --> 01:45:28,531 # I think I love you 2163 01:45:28,573 --> 01:45:33,077 # I think I love you I think I love you 2164 01:45:33,119 --> 01:45:35,163 # I think I love you 2165 01:45:35,204 --> 01:45:39,542 # I think I love you I think I love you 2166 01:45:39,584 --> 01:45:42,003 # I think I love you 2167 01:45:42,045 --> 01:45:45,923 # I think I love you I think I love you 2168 01:45:45,965 --> 01:45:48,301 # I think I love you 2169 01:45:48,342 --> 01:45:52,513 # I think I love you I think I love you 2170 01:45:52,555 --> 01:45:54,807 # I think I love you. # 2171 01:45:54,849 --> 01:45:58,394 (BOTH LAUGH) 2172 01:45:58,436 --> 01:46:03,524 -Photo time. Gemma and...? -Oh, um, Audrey. 2173 01:46:03,566 --> 01:46:06,235 She's, er, my sister. 2174 01:46:09,197 --> 01:46:11,407 Come here. Oh, no, prom photo. 2175 01:46:11,449 --> 01:46:13,367 (BOTH LAUGH) 2176 01:46:15,703 --> 01:46:17,038 (GROANS) 2177 01:46:26,339 --> 01:46:28,007 (POIGNANT PIANO INTRO) 2178 01:46:32,929 --> 01:46:36,099 # Some say love 2179 01:46:36,140 --> 01:46:41,062 # It is a river 2180 01:46:41,104 --> 01:46:43,856 # That drowns 2181 01:46:43,898 --> 01:46:47,735 # The tender reed 2182 01:46:47,777 --> 01:46:51,447 # I say love 2183 01:46:51,489 --> 01:46:56,285 # It is a flower 2184 01:46:56,327 --> 01:46:59,330 # And you 2185 01:46:59,372 --> 01:47:03,251 # Its only seed 2186 01:47:03,292 --> 01:47:06,754 # When the night 2187 01:47:06,796 --> 01:47:10,716 # Has been too lonely 2188 01:47:10,758 --> 01:47:13,636 # And the road 2189 01:47:13,678 --> 01:47:17,431 # Has been too long 2190 01:47:17,473 --> 01:47:20,893 # And you think 2191 01:47:20,935 --> 01:47:24,438 # That love is only 2192 01:47:24,480 --> 01:47:28,109 # For the lucky 2193 01:47:28,151 --> 01:47:31,237 # And the strong 2194 01:47:31,279 --> 01:47:35,408 # Just remember 2195 01:47:35,449 --> 01:47:38,953 # In the winter 2196 01:47:38,995 --> 01:47:42,165 # Far beneath 2197 01:47:42,206 --> 01:47:46,627 # The bitter snows 2198 01:47:46,669 --> 01:47:50,464 # Lies the seed 2199 01:47:50,506 --> 01:47:54,844 # That with the sun's love 2200 01:47:54,886 --> 01:47:57,972 # In the spring 2201 01:47:58,014 --> 01:48:04,270 # Becomes the rose. # 2202 01:48:17,909 --> 01:48:21,704 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 2203 01:48:28,628 --> 01:48:30,171 -(GRUNTS) -(GUESTS GASP) 2204 01:48:30,213 --> 01:48:33,549 (GRUNTS) 2205 01:48:42,516 --> 01:48:44,518 (SHRIEKS) 2206 01:48:47,355 --> 01:48:49,190 (SHRIEKS) 2207 01:48:54,278 --> 01:48:56,781 (PANTS) 2208 01:49:01,202 --> 01:49:02,703 MAN: Alright, mate? 2209 01:49:04,872 --> 01:49:07,875 TIM: Never google the answers. 2210 01:49:07,917 --> 01:49:09,168 (SOLEMN INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)