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Jenny!
Is something wrong? You’re ignoring my messages.
Nothing. I've just been busy lately.
- Really? - Yeah, let’s catch up later.
You could’ve hit me up. What’s going on?
Uh… I’ve been busy with stuff. And my phone’s acting up too.
- Talk to you later. - Promise?
- Jenny! - What now?
- Later? - Yeah, later.
Sex?
You're unbelievable!
As if you don’t like it!
To all passengers, for your safety,
stay behind the yellow line.
Please step back. The train is approaching.
Thank you.
Sure. No worries.
Okay, let's go. One, two…
One, two, three.
- Thank you. Thank you! - Thank you.
I’ll go ahead.
See you. See you tonight.
- Bye. - Take care.
Ma’am, this is the future.
- I’m good. - Senator Sam.
Okay.
Let’s take some photos.
Thank you. Thank you.
Ma’am, it's Senator Sam.
- Thank you, Senator. - Sure.
Doors are closing.
Hey, what are you doing here?
Get out. You shouldn’t be here. Hey! Hey!
Ah.
Dad, I’m off to work.
Have you had breakfast?
No, I might be late.
I could get stuck in traffic.
Hello, world!
Good morning! Good afternoon! Good evening!
No matter the time zone,
it’s English time with Ospret!
English is fun!
- Good morning! - Hello.
Just a bit more. You can do it!
You’re just too insecure!
What are you talking about? I’m not!
If you only knew, Mr. Ospret.
But I do know.
See, your camera's off!
That's not because of insecurity.
I told you it’s broken.
Who are you kidding?
Your Facebook picture is not even you, unless…
you’re an English-speaking butterfly or something?
Wow. So, you’re stalking me, sir?
That’s your insecurity speaking.
Stop it. I told you I’m not insecure.
You know what? First, speak to me in English.
English is what? English is fun!
Three pieces of shrimp dumplings.
- Dumplings? - Yeah.
I have to say, I admire your dedication.
You keep at it, even when no one's watching.
You are!
I'm happy, no matter what.
Everyone seems down lately, don’t you think?
That's why I became a comedian.
You don’t say!
Seriously, I have a show.
You should come. And if you know anyone struggling with English,
I’m an English tutor, specializing in call center accent.
- Great. Good for you. - I know, right?
Here's my payment. You can keep the change. Thanks.
A comedian, huh? Hey!
- Ospret! - Yeah?
- You’re up next. - What?
- Yeah! - Alright! Thanks, Jay!
- Good luck! - Thank you!
My dad’s a womanizer.
Who’s that woman?
I don’t know.
- Miko The Clown! Good luck, bro! - Stay here.
Amazing job!
You first, okay?
Oh. Thank you.
Idol!
Keep up with that, fucker.
Hey, hey!
Good evening. Good evening!
Good evening, everyone!
Oh yeah!
I missed you, guys! A bunch of phonies!
Who here has mothers? Let's hear those hands clapping!
There.
Looking for a new mom, since mine left when I was 13!
It’s my dad. He’s a womanizer.
My mom caught him several times.
"Who’s that woman?" "What woman?"
"From the motel!" "What motel?"
"Huh? Who? What?"
His pretense became reality. He now has dementia.
He doesn’t even recognize me.
"Dad, let’s eat." "Who are you?"
Thanks for having fun.
I'm actually trying to impress
my ex-girlfriend over there, still pretty as ever.
That bitchy laugh?
Yeah, that’s Rocky, the owner of this bar.
Oh, keep an eye on your wallets.
- Oh! - Why?
He's a real pro at snatching.
I was here with my girlfriend last week.
When I got back from the restroom,
he had stolen my girlfriend.
Dad, wake up.
Dad.
Who are you?
I’m Ospret, your son.
The government is looking for you.
They want to lock you up for murdering the chieftain.
I don’t know anything about that.
Just kidding! Come on! Calm down.
- It’s just a joke! - I’m innocent.
- Just kidding, Dad! - I’m absolutely innocent!
Of course, you're innocent. Just look at that face!
The face of an angel.
Good night! Love you, Dad!
Talk to the hand.
Jagson.
Jagson!
Jagson! Hey.
Been here a minute. Missed me?
Would I be shocked if I saw you?
Smartass.
- Where’s your dad? - Right there.
Where?
What? Where’s Dad?
Why do you ask me? I just got home.
- He was just there. Yeah. - Are you serious?
You shitface, Dad got kidnapped.
Dad?
Dad!
- Oh no! - Stupid ass. I took him upstairs.
That happens when you’re glued to the computer.
- Jackass. - You should call it a night.
One last game.
You’ve been there all day. It’s late.
You’ve got school tomorrow.
Last game.
Last game or your last day? Your pick.
Fine, I’m shutting it down.
Good boy, Jagson.
Leave it to me. Go to sleep.
Sure, good night.
Good night, good boy.
Cover your ears, alright?
Lock your door too.
Yeah, lock it properly.
Jagson.
Ospret’s me time.
Jagson!
- Bro, you won’t believe it. - Get out of the way!
I jizzed so much last night.
- A lot? - Collected this much jizz.
That’s gross.
That's not gross. We're bros.
You know how I’ve been shaving thrice a day?
- Yeah? - No mustache yet.
- None at all? - Still rocking my baby face.
Listen to me. You have to increase your sperm count.
Drink more testosterone boosters. Wear tight briefs too!
That will work.
But you don’t have a mustache either.
- At least I have lots of sperm. - Yuck!
Bro, eleven o’clock. Bro.
Eleven o’clock? It’s only half past nine.
Not that! Eleven o’clock! Stacy, Stacy! Mayday, mayday!
Oh no…
Oh my God.
My God.
It's a dream.
So, this is what you’ve been listening to.
Cool. A bit emo.
- Classic. - Classic.
I’m Jolo Guevarra, by the way.
I’m Guevarra, jackass. You’re Santos.
I mean, Santos. Hello.
I’ve known you for a while.
How could I not? We’re in the same--
Algebra class?
Oh my God. We’re finishing each other’s sentences.
Anyway, I have a party this weekend
at my dad’s second wife’s house.
Oh yeah, right. At the Four Seasons Residences.
The one with the big red gate?
Of course, golf course.
Golf course? Lame!
No, it’s funny.
She thinks it's funny.
Well, you know, I was going to ask you something.
Yeah?
Well, it’s a party.
- Do you guys have some… weed? - Weed?
It’s something you guys have, right?
I mean, yeah, of course.
Jolo has so many connections.
- He does? - Yeah.
Nice!
If you guys can bring some this weekend.
Have to keep this down low.
- Okay. - We don’t want to draw any attention.
It will just be us, cool people.
- Cool people! - So, we’re cool people!
I will see you both on Saturday.
It was nice meeting you too, Jerwin.
- Okay. Bye! - Jag… Jagson.
Bye, Jerwin. Bye, Jolo!
- Bye! - Jag… Jagson.
No one gets my name right.
Well, I don’t care. I’m Jerwin from now on.
- She said we’re cool people, Jerwin! - I told you so!
But we have a problem.
What problem?
I don’t smoke weed at all!
I wear this weed bracelet to give the impression I smoke.
Calm down!
I have a plan.
Don’t you know Dax?
- From the student activist group? - And?
Word is, he sells Class S.
- Class S? Cool. - Yep!
- Yeah… - What’s Class S?
No idea.
Alright.
For Stacy! Off we go!
We? Don’t count me in. I am not risking jail.
Good to see you at school today, Jerwin.
Power’s out at home.
- We’re cool people! - Cool people!
- Cool people! - Cool people!
- Cool people! - Mission accomplished, girls!
I can’t believe they believed that. Oh my gosh.
Oh, hey. Sorry! Are you guys okay?
- Yeah, I’m okay. - Okay.
Stace.
Ah, the dream!
The dream!
Oh my God!
The sooner we integrate social media in our society,
the quicker we will advance as a society.
Oh my God.
Did you know he never lost to these dudes at debate?
Yeah.
Not to mention, we went to the swimming contest finals
just because of him.
- Yas! - Yeah!
And he’ll be a politician.
Who knows? He could end up being president.
- The dream! - For the dream.
If anyone can do it, it’s you.
- It’s me. - Yes.
The dream! For the dream!
Make sure you can handle this. All the way from abroad.
How did you get that?
My cousins work at customs, so they have plenty of connections.
Hey, bro! Do we have a problem here, dude?
- Do we? - You’re not a flaker, are you?
No flakes, homie.
Just trust me, Joko. Alright?
Pay up.
Pay the man!
Be careful with that.
- See you, Joko. - Jolo.
Same shit!
Be careful.
Shocking? You think I normally pig out? Wrong!
Don’t let the baby inside me fool you! The baby’s hungry, not me!
Look at their dumb faces.
Jenny, you’ve been eating a lot lately.
- Your tab's over a thousand. - For real?
I'll sort it out on payday. Tight on cash today.
- The thing is… - Great! You’re so kind, Vicky.
Very understanding.
Oh, I need to tell you something.
I’ll break the news to the father today.
You’re finally telling Poch?
How did you know it's Poch?
I knew it!
Let’s be clear. You can’t let him know.
That should come from me.
What will you say?
Tell me.
Actually, I’m asking you.
Huh?
That I don’t know.
But you’re glowing. Looking pretty today.
Here, take it.
Fifty bucks? Jenny!
Mind the yellow line! Excuse me!
Okay, thanks!
Thank you! Thanks.
Hi, baby!
What’s your name?
My name is Sophie.
Sophie! What’s your favorite food?
My favorite food is mung bean.
How nice!
Shucks, it's Jenny.
Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.
I’ve been avoiding you, but you keep tailing me.
Oh, sorry. Forget about that.
That woman’s obsessed with me.
Don’t look at her.
Excuse me. Let me sort this out.
- Jenny! Jenny, I know. - Huh?
Let me go first and save you the trouble, okay?
Oh, sure.
Jenny, Poch.
Je-Poch.
Cute… Has a nice ring to it, right?
But aren't we just making a fool of ourselves?
Huh?
Stop looking at me like that!
You gave me that seductive look that night.
Well, you made your choice.
What happened happened.
Ever consider we'd be better off as friends?
- Huh? - Oh come on. There you go again!
I get it. You want another round.
Sure, I won’t deny you that.
But please, can you not kiss and tell?
Wait here. I'll warm up the van.
- Ah… Poch. - Jenny…
Can I speak now?
Okay, go. Go ahead.
- Poch. - Hm?
I’m pregnant.
Hey. Hello?
Hey, Poch! Are you okay?
Jenny… Is that true?
It is!
- You’re pregnant? - Yeah, I am.
Then why am I nauseous?
How should I know?
A round of applause if you have younger siblings.
- Enjoy your meal. - Thank you. Thank you.
It's tough covering my brother's schooling expenses.
A boy genius!
I've been supporting him for five years,
but he's still in second year.
He was meant to study Computer Science,
but he got stuck on the computer
and forgot the science!
Thank you very much! Yes!
That’s Ospret Mendez for you! Thanks!
Are you ready for tonight’s headliner?
It’s Miko the Clown!
- Miko! - Miko!
That was great!
Oh, thank you.
It’s a fun crowd. No killjoys.
Well, they’re alright.
I thought they were going to gang up on me.
- It turned out fine, I guess. - You’ve got a great set too.
Really? What was the funniest?
The goat bit…
I've laid those goat jokes to rest.
I was in the toilet.
For 15 minutes?
Been holding it for three days.
Funny. You still using your old number?
Oh, your boyfriend’s here. "You made people laugh, a solid trio."
You're being rough on Rocky.
What a great set, bro.
You made people laugh, a solid trio.
Told you. More like five.
- Five? Great. Getting there. - Yeah, five of them.
You’ll have a dozen next week for sure.
The sheriff's got some killer jokes.
I’m Johnny Depp, dude.
By the way, about my post-performance talent fee…
Oh, right.
- Gotcha. - Yeah, I was about to give it.
- Let me just count it. - Nice. Thanks, bro.
Didn’t you say I was good at math?
I’ll show off my skills.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven…
- Oh, bonus alert. - Seven plus three, ten.
Look like that’s it. Here.
Ah… Bro. Our deal was 2,500.
- 2,500? - Yeah. 2,500.
But this is for Miko the Clown.
Don't worry. Your pay goes up with more applause.
- Ah, I see. Thanks, bro. - Rocky…
Is this it? Aren’t you adding more?
Rocky, come on. Let’s just have a toast.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Cheers.
Bring all of it, yeah.
Hurry. Let’s go.
Hey! Where are you going?
This way. Come on.
Don’t forget Mass at six in the evening.
- Hi! - Diane, take a shot!
- Don’t let her drink. - Here you go.
Thank you!
Rated you five stars,
and here’s a 20 bucks tip for you.
- Thank you! - Thanks, ma’am.
Oh, wait!
Can you open the gate?
I just had my nails done. What a shame.
- You got your tip anyway. - Okay, ma’am.
There we go. Thanks.
Oh, one last thing!
Can you help me carry those upstairs?
You’re here anyway, so might as well.
Okay, ma’am.
Great. Thank you so much.
You’re the best. Go!
The great part is that there will be food after Mass.
That’s free food.
Hand them over. I don't want people thinking you're my man.
Thanks again!
Thank you!
I’m struggling to copy this part.
Yeah, it’s very difficult.
I’m so exhausted! What a day!
Sonia! Jay!
- Hi, girl! - Hello, hello!
That's what you've done all day?
What is Tazha teaching this time?
How to look like Kendall in six to nine steps…
I doubt it works.
Sis, look at me.
This is how I’ll look tomorrow.
Well, look at me.
This is how I’ll look from now on.
This is the new me.
- So pretty! - You like it?
- What’s that? - Is that food? Gosh.
- Got takeout for you! - Sis, this is too much!
Thank you!
Let’s eat, Kender Jenners!
It’s Kendall!
Who the hell is Kender?
By the way, your phone has been ringing the whole day.
- Check your phone. It’s annoying. - What?
- Wait. - This looks delicious.
What! Sixty-nine missed calls?
Shit, that’s a sign, Sonia!
Go for it. That's third date material.
Hold on. I need to call my mom.
Hold up! Wait, wait, wait!
Hello, Diane! How are you doing?
Sorry, Mom!
Got too busy to answer your calls.
How are you?
- One large soda, one large fries, - We’re doing okay.
- and a small hotdog, please. - We’re worried about you.
- Ma’am, just to confirm your order. - Are you looking after yourself?
- One large fries, one large soda, - Looks like work is consuming you.
one large hotdog, and two eggs.
- I said a small hotdog, stupid! - Hello? Hello?
Ma’am, you won’t be satisfied. Go big.
Do you hear me? Hello?
Mom, I have to go. I have to…
- Overring! - Are you at work?
- …reverse an overring. - Diane…
- I don’t want to get fired. - Diane!
Overring here!
Before I forget,
Cardo's bound for Manila.
Did you know? You’ll definitely get back together.
Huh? Cardo? What’s he going to do here?
I'm fond of that boy, you know.
I really like him.
I haven’t talked to Cardo in a long time.
So, he’s on his own.
If we cross paths, then good luck.
Is that so?
Anyway, I’ll go ahead. Take care, Mom.
Good night. I love you.
I've sent the money, so expect it soon.
Take care of yourself, okay?
Alright, bye!
Hey!
Overring nonsense!
Whatever.
Girl, cut Cardo some slack.
You could at least ask him how he's doing.
Diane, don’t bother. There’s no point.
He’s worthless anyway.
He’s not worthless.
I did love him then.
Cardo.
Cardo!
Mom!
Have you eaten?
I’ll skip eating. I might shit on the trip.
- Ridiculous! - What now?
Huh?
- So, you’d rather faint from hunger? - I can handle myself.
Come on!
- Grab a bite first! - Don’t worry too much.
Mom.
Go straight to your cousin Roel’s house after the interview.
Then… Then…
Come on now. Mom.
As if I’m leaving the country.
I’m just going to Manila. It’s not like you won’t see me again.
Don't touch me. I'm about to get emotional.
Mom.
Remember the day you were circumcised?
You ran to me, terrified your dick won’t grow.
- Here you go again. - Careful!
Didn't you promise not to bring this up again?
Hold on.
Here's some extra cash for your trip.
Also, have you spoken to Diane?
This is too much.
You could use this more around the house.
Buy yourself some new clothes.
See, this rip used to fit two fingers. I can fit three now!
Son.
Here's a little gift for you.
Jam Lloyd didn't sacrifice his life for nothing.
Jam… My Jam Lloyd?
No wonder he's not responding anymore.
Don’t worry about your pig.
He’s already in heaven.
Just focus on your job and Diane.
I really hope we can get back together.
I’m pretty sure of that.
Once she sees you in a big office in Manila,
she’ll definitely come running back to you.
By the way,
in case you bump into Sammy Esteban,
can you get him to sign this calendar?
He's done with acting, you know?
He's a politician now!
I doubt I'll ever meet him. Manila is like a massive jungle.
I carried you for nine months
and clearly remember one rainy night…
Fine, I’ll take that.
I’ll do it, okay?
You’re indeed a blessing!
- You're overdramatic. - Give me a hug.
As if you’re on TV.
That's the problem here.
Everything is just blown out of proportion.
Don't tell the neighbors I'm leaving.
They might do something crazy.
I’ll come with you!
- Everyone, go home! - You don’t have to!
One last look.
Auntie Baby.
- Sorry, there's a queue. - Shut up, Jeje!
Don’t leave me, son.
- Wait, son. - Mom, I have to go.
Just a moment, please.
Mom!
In my line of work, challenges are a part of my daily life.
Does it define me? No.
It’s what I do with it.
It doesn’t limit me.
- I challenge my limits. - Limits.
I dare to take on these challenges.
That’s why I discover my full undefiled potential.
Undefiled potential.
I don’t want to be average.
I have to attain… immaculate… awesomeness.
Awesomeness.
Awesomeness is wirelessness.
Do people still trust this clown?
Typical election gimmick.
An early fucking campaign.
You know what? I’m not surprised.
But luckily, I have some new information on him,
provided by one of his many secret side chicks.
Diane.
Well, true, but…
I promise I wouldn’t name her.
So…
Besides, they won’t suspect it’s her, given his many affairs.
What’s important is…
we have proof.
- Okay? - True.
Okay, we need to strategize.
But first, considering he organized the media blackout
following his laptop scandal earlier this year…
Diane…
Word is, he'll appear at the train station,
promoting himself as an everyman, like "You take the train? I do too!"
This plan is kind of risky.
We don't really know the blowback of his security there.
- Right? - That’s true.
Guys. Okay… I know, I know.
We have to make a stand.
If not us, then who will?
Huh?
Besides, we all know this is the right thing to do.
- Yes! True. - Alright, good.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you!
- Sorry, the meeting took so long. - Thank you.
Thank you, guys!
- Let’s do this. - Alright!
Thanks again!
What about you?
I’ve got a surprise.
Look.
Look, bro, I’m good. I’m sober now. No, thanks.
Right. You've been clean for two years.
Congrats.
How about… we light one joint to celebrate?
I can’t.
Thanks, but I’m keeping strong.
Okay. Okay.
Hey, it's time to go.
Right now?
Let's finish this quarter, bro.
Quarter?
That shit's strong.
You got this from your cousin?
Yeah, bro. Imported from Sri Lanka.
Sri Lanka.
Oh shit.
- Here we go… - Oh shit!
- Let's go! Shoot for that three-pointer! - Please!
- Let’s go. Let’s go! - For three!
- Yes! I fucking knew it! - Oh yeah!
Fuck yeah!
Whoa… What the fuck?
What just happened?
Didn't Herrera shoot a three?
Not that, the other thing.
Oh, the thing when I shoved my tongue inside your mouth?
Yeah, that one. What the f--
That's nothing.
We just got too excited with the game.
- Right, basketball things. - Yeah… Yeah.
- You think? - No way.
Fuck, are we gay?
No, dumbass. We’re not.
Did you like it?
The hell, no!
A little bit.
A little bit?
Fuck, we are gay.
We're not gay, I’m telling you.
Just a bit?
Just a little bit.
Bro, it’s the weed.
- For sure, it's the weed. - Side effects of weed.
Shit, shit, shit!
- Shit! - Yeah!
Fuckin’ play!
Told you he’s the fucking best.
Herrera can do anything. Fucking beast.
We might be gay.
No. No way.
- We are. - We’re not!
Just think about it this way.
Two guys watching a basketball game,
drinking beers, getting drunk, then, yeah!
Making out with the homie.
That’s normal.
Mundane.
That's kind of gay.
Clearly gay, dude.
- What's happening? - Fuck, I don't know.
I feel that…
No! No feelings!
We're not gay.
It's just the weed.
This is exactly why I don't do drugs anymore.
Yeah, you've been clean for two years. Solid.
- Thank you. - Congrats, bro.
Oh, there it is!
We’ve been looking for that…
I didn't know you boys were here.
- Hey, Dad! - Hey!
What are you doing here?
This is still my condo, right?
- Right! Yeah. - Yes.
Dinner tonight.
I'll introduce you to Congressman Lazaro.
- He can help you out-- - Dad!
I have a dinner date with Tazha tonight.
Who’s that?
Dad. My girlfriend.
Fine. I'll leave you guys with your guy things.
- I'll just use the toilet. - Actually, Dad…
We’ll go ahead. We got… stuff.
Good seeing you, as always!
Okay, see you later, guys.
Yeah, see you later.
- Yeah. Let's… - My bag.
Oh, elevator's this way.
Hey, Tazha. What’s up?
Yeah, we’re still on.
Six p.m.?
Alright.
Yeah, I came from Dad’s condo.
Okay, love you.
Bye.
Hold it… No chickens inside.
- You mean this one? - Leave it here.
Can't leave my friend here.
This is Ian Heneracion. He's harmless.
I don't care how close you two are.
Chickens are not allowed inside.
Sir, let me explain.
I came all the way here to visit my girl, Diane.
Maybe you know Diane?
- Who? - My girlfriend.
She's my sweetheart!
Pretty, right?
She went out with you?
Of course, she's my girlfriend!
And this chicken is our baby.
You're impressed, huh?
I'm sorry, I don't know her.
Besides… Your chicken is gone.
Ian!
Did you see where he went?
How could I?
You shoved this photo in my face!
Maybe he went upstairs?
Then look for it. It's up to you. Go!
- I'm going in. - Fine.
Ian!
Next!
Will you come back to me?
Maybe when I… finish school.
Maybe when I get rich.
Maybe this, maybe that.
Didn't we break up?
Still can't believe it.
My dream is to be the main character.
To be a hero to my family.
I can sell all my chickens and pigs.
That way, we can have our own hut.
We'll build it there.
With a tricycle too.
And high-speed internet.
Those have nothing to do with me becoming a hero.
Promise you won't do it again, okay?
Do what?
That you plan to sell Ian Heneracion!
What an asshole! I will never forgive you
if anything happens to him! You fucking piece of shit!
- Cardo! - Sir!
- Stop daydreaming! - Yes, sir.
Relax… Focus on the big picture.
Our monthly sales report is on the line.
Remember?
So, Cardo,
welcome to "Punch Kick"!
Punch! Kick!
- Really? - Yeah, welcome.
- You're the top applicant today. - Number one, boy!
- Congrats! - Number one!
- Thank you! - Number one!
Don't get ahead of yourself.
You sure you can manage these accounts? Every day counts!
- I tell you! What shows you can do it? - Every day counts.
As you can see on my resume,
I worked as a manager in school projects and…
Is he for real?
It says here you managed a piggery, Cardo.
- Filthy! - Are you playing us?
That’s our family business back home.
Alright then. Tayshaun, make sure he is under our strict supervision.
Sales report.
Okay, okay!
Is this right? Three years of dancing experience?
- Dancing? For three years? - Yes, sir.
In marketing?
I'm their go-to person for dance events.
So, you're saying you can choreograph our Christmas party?
- Like those viral dance videos? - For sure!
- Alright, don’t forget that. - Sure, sirs!
- This is the big leagues, boy! - Yes, sir!
This is the big leagues, boy!
This is the big leagues, boy! Whoo! This is the big leagues, boy!
Stop bothering me, Dorothy.
What’s with the knife? You’re scaring me, Dorothy.
What’s with the knife? You're scaring me, Dorothy.
Sorry, guys. Five-minute break, okay?
Hello, Dorothy--
Sorry. Who is this?
Yes, this is Ospret Mendez.
What’s up with you?
Nothing much.
Haven't seen you in a while. What’s new?
Nothing new. I just miss you.
You have plans next week?
Next week… I'll be here for our feeding program.
Why don't you join us? Come!
No, thanks. I have my own feeding program to attend.
Besides, I'm just making small talk.
I don't care what you do.
You’re always in my prayers.
Diego, will you let me finish?
And in this place, there's no judgment.
Only the Lord can hear us.
Diego, I’m pregnant.
What!
Are you serious? Good luck--
Sorry. Sorry.
It's about time. Congratulations!
I'm probably not going to keep it.
What? Why would you even--
God still has more to say to you.
- Are you insane? - No. I know what's good for me.
Life is difficult as it is, Diego.
Father! When we're inside the church, you address me as "Father".
Nonsense. I'm older than you.
- You're talking nonsense. - It’s you. You!
No, you! You--
Jenny…
That's a blessing.
Bringing life into the world is a gift.
- Diego… - Father!
Father, I can't afford being pregnant.
I just started a new job.
Also, I don't know if--
Could you please think this through before deciding?
This is delicious. Never had this before.
Told you. It's best with tomatoes and onions.
Onions are just pricey nowadays.
Everything happened so fast.
He was making me laugh. Next thing I know,
- my clothes were off-- - Blah blah blah!
- We did it in the back of his van! - Spare me, Jenny!
- What? - You need to decide together.
My body, my choice.
Yours and his. You didn't conceive that kid by yourself.
Father, what I'm saying is, I'm by myself.
I can't deal with this alone.
- Find a way. Have faith. - "Find a way. Have faith."
- What’s with the mumbling, huh? - I’m done with you.
Sure, walk away.
Here you go.
What are you looking at?
I'm eating for two. Don't judge.
I knew it! Go on.
Eat up and be healthy. How far along are you?
Nine weeks.
Then eat more. We have pork blood stew here!
- Sure, give me some. - Give her pork blood stew.
- Okay. - I think you're having a boy.
You have such a big appetite.
Is that so?
Yes! That's how I was with my fourth.
Be sure to avoid jerky movements.
That caused my miscarriage before.
So, take it easy.
At your stage, the baby may lose grip.
She knows what she’s saying.
She’s done that seven times!
You make me sound like a pig!
Be quiet.
Obviously. Babe, I'll get in trouble if Coach finds out.
It's okay. I asked permission from admin.
This is just for the "Jump into a pool at your school" challenge.
Just for livestreaming.
We can stay here till 10 p.m.
I'm shushing for the livestream. We're at 2k views.
Hello! Hi! Chad here.
Hello, 2k viewers!
Dax?
What are you doing here?
I actually invited Dax
because my followers requested him.
- Guys, here you go! - Hey!
I told you he'd be here.
And by the way, he's single and ready to mingle!
- Say hi to my followers! - Hey, what's up?
Okay.
Oh my God! Guys, you should get in!
- I don't know. - You--?
Gosh, thank you guys so much.
I didn't expect it to go on for two hours.
Impressive, Dax. You're a fan favorite.
Yeah. My phone's been buzzing nonstop.
Babe.
We know you're very popular on social media.
I was wondering if…
Maybe you can give a shoutout to our cause, the student protests.
I mean, like, no offense.
You know that I like posting about more fun stuff.
Right?
Anyway, Dax,
how do you feel about my viewers going crazy for you?
You never know. You might find a match there.
Honestly, I don't get it.
For one, you’re good-looking.
Don't you fancy anyone here at school, or…
Nah. No. No.
Leave it to me. I know a lot of girls.
I'm sure you'd like them.
Are you seeing anyone right now?
Right now, no. No.
I have no one.
You know what? It's okay.
Maybe you're in between things
or deciding.
Or maybe your standards are too high.
What's your friend's type anyway?
Maybe we can find someone for him.
That's why I'm here in Manila.
So, Diane is the only reason you came here?
Yep, and to work in a management office.
But you dislike management. You're more into dancing, right?
Diane prefers I work in management.
She says dancing is not a real job.
But… didn’t Diane break up with you?
She’ll be back.
And when she does, I'll treat her to sushi.
And sizzling hot plates!
If you say so.
- Done. - Already?
Check it out.
Let's see. Hey.
Diane will be impressed. You even added a chicken!
Your story about your chicken inspired me.
I normally don't like meeting new people, but…
You’re alright.
Hey, let’s drink!
My cousin nailed it in one interview and got the job!
- Nice! - Leave me out. I don't drink.
Hey!
I plan to visit Diane at her school tomorrow.
- I got it. Give it to me. - I'll show off my tattoo.
Come on. Just one shot.
- No, thanks. I'll just watch you guys. - Just this once!
- Come on. Just this once! - I'll watch you.
- Drink it up! - Come on!
- Go on. - Just a shot.
- Just one shot. - Just one. Hey…
Ooh.
That’s it!
So strong!
Burns my throat.
I don't want to brag, but my cousin's the best dancer back home.
- Let's dance, then! - Show us your moves.
- Show it off! - Come on!
- Nothing will make me dance. - Come on. Dance for us!
Just this one time.
- Whoa! - You're good at dancing.
Cardo, try this! It's my favorite!
Shit, my chicken!
- Oh no! - He's a goner!
- Oh, let's go! - Whoa!
My bro might hear us.
Hey, what’s up with the throwing?
Where have you been, huh?
At the…
We just worked on our term paper.
- It took a while. - Hi, Ospret.
Term paper? Term paper for what?
- For… For… - For what, what, what?
- Algebra! Yeah. - Algebra, my ass.
- Ten times seven? - Huh?
Ten times seven?
- Ten times seven? Time’s up. - Seventy. Seventy.
- Thirty-five. - Seventy, dumbass.
They told me you don't go to school.
You just caught me off guard!
Your principal called me. You missed three terms already.
Ospret, I'll go ahead.
Yeah, take care, you hip-hop.
- Your brains are nothing but hip-hop. - Goodbye.
That’s all you’ve got?
Here, I am working my fucking ass off
while you just play games. That's your problem.
Why do you skip school?
But I do go to school.
Not every day, but I do often.
Oh wow, another comedian!
I keep my budget fucking tight, on clothes, food.
My blood is now running on dumplings.
And you throw that money away? Goodness, Jagson!
Bro…
I’m depressed.
Wow, you're depressed? Are you rich?
Our kind don't get depressed, you fool.
I'll just help out in our family business--
We have no family business! What are you talking about?
Fine!
I know you've always thought I'm worthless.
- And? - Even my name is worthless.
The fuck is Jagson?
"Jagson"? Seriously?
What on earth is a "Jagson" supposed to be?
Hey. It's not just any name.
Jaguar and Bison.
In the old days--
Dad,… Please.
Head upstairs, Dad. It's more comfortable there.
- The bed is soft there. - Sure.
Let me deal with your stubborn son.
Where are you going? We're still talking.
Getting some fresh air.
Need 20 bucks for the tricycle.
Air's not great here.
Hey, bro.
Are you alright?
Hey, bro! Bro!
Try standing up! You’re too heavy.
Bro, hey…
Bills…
Stress…
Bro, really sorry.
- I wish I hadn't woken up. - What?
Prioritize your studies, Jagson.
You'll be the death of me.
See? Overworked. Overstressed.
For sure, you won't get it. You don't study.
So, are you dying?
Obviously not.
Just have to take meds. My immune system's taking a hit.
Because of exhaustion from Jagson.
Hey.
Don't cry.
I'm not crying.
We save our tears for the dead.
I really thought you were going to die.
You're going to die if you don't go to school.
- I’ll kill you. - Asshole.
I'll bury you inside a computer shop.
You'll see.
Please not there.
Jaguar-Bison, a crybaby? Seriously?
- Hey. - Who said I'm crying?
What's with the tears? Got something in your eye?
Whatever.
Can't even spell "tears", can you? 'Cos you skipped classes.
- I know how! - Spell it then.
Where's my other shoe?
Roel.
What time is it?
It’s 11.
Have to pick Diane up from school,
but my clothes are in Roel's room.
No chance. He wakes up late.
What do I do?
Is it urgent?
I have spare shirts in my car. You can use it.
You’re too nice.
It's nothing. I'll drive you too.
Will your clothes fit me?
Thanks.
Hey, hey. Come here. Come here.
I said, come here.
Sir…
Where are you heading?
- Where? - Inside.
I'm meeting my ex, Diane.
Do you know Diane?
- Your ex? - Yup.
- Diane? Diane? - Yes, sir.
You think there's just one Diane around?
You're a con man.
- No, sir! - Fishy. Get out.
- You need to leave. - I'm telling the truth, sir.
- Leave now. - See, I have her face tattooed.
Bad boy! Step back!
- But sir-- - Stay outside!
Go wait outside.
Druggies are not allowed.
Goddammit!
Sorry, Coach.
Let's go!
Stop screwing, you two!
Coach, we're not screwing!
- It was just the moment-- - That's not what he meant, okay?
You guys are too soft!
Coach, I’m not soft.
Bro! Shut--
Are you back to your old habits, Chad?
I'm not, Coach.
- You lighting joints again? - Huh?
Pretending you're Jamaican? "Ya mon, ya mon!"
You guys have no game. It's affecting your performance.
You reached the top, but where are you now?
There's just too much pressure, Coach.
With the protests and everything else going on!
Rally? Protests? Are they picketing inside the pool?
Get your head in the game.
I don't give a damn even if Satan rises from hell to protest outside!
Focus on the now, here.
Coach, can I be honest?
Shut up!
You too, shut up! Shut up!
You two are getting on my nerves.
I'll take you out of the team if you don't get your act together.
Stop screwing!
Coach, we're not screwing!
- It was just the moment-- - Shut up!
Okay.
So, you’re going to keep ignoring me?
Dax.
There's nothing to talk about.
You know there is.
Bro.
I have a lot of stuff on my mind, okay?
So, please, back off. Got it?
Stop.
What else is there to discuss?
The thing that happened?
Exactly.
Okay, let's talk.
We smoked too much. That's why we made out.
Are we done?
Chad, I know I felt something. I know you did too.
No!
No.
Dax…
I’m straight.
Don't you think it's a little too late for you to say that?
No! I am straight!
I have a girlfriend.
We're happy, alright? We love each other.
Don't you get that?
Chad…
Shut up.
Fuck!
Jolo!
- Mommy! - You've been keeping me waiting.
You'll be late for your gig!
- Sorry, Ma. I'll go ahead. - Hold it.
What happened to your belly?
It's nothing.
Why are you dripping with sweat?
It's hot in here.
These are drugs.
You good-for-nothing!
I sent you to a private school!
Mommy, I was asked to buy--
I supported you even though your dad is your "favorite"!
Mommy! You're my "favorite"! Mommy!
I'll straighten your life with this flat iron!
Mommy, wait! No!
Help! Help! Help me!
Mommy, no! No!
Mommy! Mommy, sorry!
Sorry! Mommy!
Mommy, I don't want to!
Mommy, please forgive me. Mommy--
What's that smell? Is it from your bag?
No, Ma. I just farted.
No, it smells like…
- Smells like tea. - Tea?
No, it's not tea.
It's my new perfume.
From Sri Lanka.
It's popular there. Fancy stuff.
Sri Lanka?
- Sri Lanka. - Yeah, from Sri Lanka.
Son, open the compartment.
What's this?
A whistle!
Okay?
You can just carry it with you or put it in your bag.
Kidnappings are on the rise.
They say it will help alert people
when there's something wrong.
Okay, Mommy.
You know how worrisome I am.
Mommy, I'm already 18.
I know, I know. I just worry about you.
You know you'll be my baby forever.
Forever, forever!
My baby forever!
- Forever and ever! - Mommy!
What's that smell? Is it from your bag?
Baby Mama! Baby Mama!
Babe…
I have to tell you something.
What is it, armpit?
You're so funny, babe!
Of course, air force.
I'm pregnant, and you're the father, babe!
- Congratulations! - Oh my God, babe!
I'll take you home, Dad.
Let's hurry.
- Strawberry. - Strawberry.
Next!
What the!
This chicken again? I’m so over it! I'm allergic!
Get that away from me!
- Stop with the gluta! - Oh my God!
Look, it's Winnie the Pooh.
Eating balut?
What’s that? Eww.
Yuck. Ugh.
I need water, girls. Water!
Look, it's Senator Sam!
That’s…
Yeah, Senator Sam.
Isn’t that… Sammy Esteban?
- Sammy Esteban. - Yeah.
I hope he wins. I'm voting for him.
He's my idol.
I heard he'll visit the train station later.
I might go myself.
I need to get his autograph for my mom!
Perfect timing!
It’s Diane.
Hey, you only paid two bucks!
Diane?
It’s 20 bucks for a balut!
Hey.
More! Yes!
Oh yeah!
I missed you.
That's your only reaction?
What?
Huh? I gave the best performance and that's all you give back?
No, you were… You were good!
You were so hot, babe.
Oh really? Sam, that is so fake.
What are you talking about?
That's me finishing.
That's you finishing?
Do you know how you finish?
That is how.
Wait. You're leaving?
Yeah. Issa is fetching me.
We're headed to church.
What?
Your wife is coming over?
Yes, we need to see our pastor.
Is my hair alright?
You're such a hypocrite.
You're meeting your pastor right after meeting your mistress?
Well, I give to charity,
and I never forget my tithes.
Wait, you're actually leaving?
What's the problem? Why are you so worked up?
I told you we're going to our church.
But Sam! Wait…
Diane, this isn't working.
You know it, I know it.
I don't know it.
You know I'm running in the next election.
I need to promote all my school programs.
You think you're getting re-elected
with those laptops you gave away blowing up?
I've fixed that problem.
All previous suppliers have been blacklisted.
It's not like I wanted those laptops to explode.
You're such a failure, Sam.
That’s what I’m trying to say.
I don't need this extra baggage. Like this!
Hold on…
Are you breaking up with me?
I don't think we were ever together, Diane.
But… I love you, Sam.
Sure.
I love you, too.
I'm not that kind of woman.
It's your mother's birthday. You need this.
Take it.
Fuck you! You're a loser.
Whatever.
You love me and then insult me? Seriously?
This is everything we need.
He might even go to prison for all that he stole.
Our tuition keeps increasing.
But he never fulfills any of his programs.
This affects you, too.
Was there a lot who got injured?
Put it this way.
It's like he's waging war against students.
Son of a bitch.
Okay, so…
He'll be at the train station later.
We totally got him.
Yay! Best day ever.
Father.
Hey, Diane.
Father, I have an update.
We broke up.
God bless!
So, you returned everything he gave you?
Whatever.
Anyway, I just came to ask for advice.
Because you know I want to change, right?
- There are these activists talking to me. - Okay…
But I don't want to destroy his reputation.
If you were in my position, what would you do?
- If I were you-- - Besides,
airing his dirty laundry to his enemies,
will I ruin his family too because of what I did?
Gosh, Diane.
- That’s a bit-- - I regret acting out because I was hurt.
I’m just really upset.
- Sammy is actually-- - I just fell in love.
But I have no intention to destroy people's lives.
Do you understand?
I've decided, Father.
I'll put a stop to it and apologize.
You know what? Never mind.
Anyway, thank you.
You’re simply the best.
I’ll go ahead.
I'll leave your snacks outside.
Hello, world.
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening.
No matter the time zone, it’s time for English with Ospret.
English is fun!
Chief, that dude's got a chicken on the train.
- That's not allowed here. - Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.
Why do you have a chicken in here?
You reek.
Why are taro leaves taped to you?
Taro?
Are you selling?
No, sir.
Fellas, this boy got scammed. Fooled.
With taro leaves!
Cook it in coconut milk and serve with rice.
Alright?
He was scammed, bro! I thought he was about to cry.
Chad! Please don't do…
Don't use the things I said, okay?
Weird girl.
- Chad, listen-- - No!
- Chad, please don't. - Look…
Diane, I don't know what's happening, but this is happening.
We need to make a disturbance in order to be heard.
- Get it? - But I changed my mind, Chad, okay?
I don't want to ruin his family. That's bad!
Diane, I think he’s ruined enough.
Come,. Let's go.
Why are you here?
You're not going to do this.
- What are you doing? - Come on. Let’s go.
Mind your own business, okay? I am going to do it.
- Jenny, you can still back out. - I know.
Then why are you still doing it?
Because I want to?
I'm 36, and still haven't managed to save anything.
It's too easy for you to say those things, to quote Bible verses,
because you're never having children.
Give your child a fair chance.
Yes, I understand the world is burning.
It's noisy, crowded, annoying.
But give your child hope.
Let them take control instead of you making the decision.
Think about that.
Baby, were you talking about me?
Not you, stupid. The child.
Dumbass.
You know why you like throwing money at comedians?
Because no matter how sad your life is,
you can still laugh at someone else,
who's even worse off…
Hey! I'm going to smash your guitar--
Why don't you shut up?
You used to be alright.
Then, one day, you removed my shares in this bar.
You only pay half my fee.
You even stole my girl. What kind of friend are you?
You know what I find unacceptable?
You use a lot of sugar and you snuff all the sizzling pork,
but you're still alive, you scum!
What the fuck?
- What now? Huh? - What? What?
- You want to fight? What! - What! What!
- What? What? - What? What?
- Let go of me! - Let go!
- What? - I said let go!
- You're fired! - You can't fire me. I quit!
- I fired you first! - I quit! Padlocked!
Threw the key! No duplicates!
- Here. - Hey, boss!
You can have it. Think of it as my treat.
To dull the pain.
What do you mean?
You know, depression is real.
Thank you.
Dude, come on. We should leave.
We're already here.
No better place than here.
No better time than now.
Jenny! Is something wrong?
You’re ignoring my messages.
Nothing. Just been busy lately.
Sex?
To all passengers, for your safety,
stay behind the yellow line!
Please step back. The train is approaching.
- Sure. No worries. - Thank you.
Okay, let's go. One, two…
One, two, three.
- Thank you. Thank you! - Thank you.
I’ll go ahead.
See you. See you tonight.
- Bye. - Take care.
Ma’am, this is the future.
- I’m good. - Senator Sam.
Okay.
Let’s take some photos.
Thank you. Thank you.
- Ma’am. Senator Sam. - Thank you, Senator.
Sure.
Doors are closing.
Next station is Katipunan.
This train goes up to Recto station.
Our next stop is Katipunan. This train goes up to Recto station.
Hi.
I'm not going to Stacy's anymore.
Let’s just go home.
We’ll have adobo for dinner.
Senator Sam.
Ian Heneracion?
Hey, what is that for?
There he is. This is our chance.
Just try not to get in the way, okay?
I'm trying to help you out with this thing.
- Can you just stop? - I’m sorry.
Chad?
Diane?
Diane!
Cardo?
Diane?
Chad?
Tazha.
Chad… Chad, please.
Excuse me. What is the meaning of this?
Who is this?
- Dax? - Joko?
I said it's Jolo! You scammer!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, what's happening?
You're a traitor!
To think you're my mom's idol!
Hey! Give it to me!
You're a traitor to this nation! You're full of empty promises!
What are you talking about?
You know what I'm talking about!
Those defective laptops--
Please, can we just talk?
What, Dax? What do you wanna talk about now?
The kiss, what else?
Kiss?
Hey, what are you doing here?
Get out. You shouldn’t be here.
Sir, let go of that!
I no longer feel any pain!
Ouch! It hurts! The pain!
I'm pregnant! Is pepper spray safe for babies?
Burns my eyes!
Ospret!
- Ospret! - I'm going to crash this train!
- Help me! - I don't want to be in this world anymore!
- Help them! - Somebody help!
I'm going to crash this train! I don't want to live!
We can't crash. We're on tracks!
It can. I saw it on the news.
What do you think you're doing?
Fuck…
I'm a loser at everything.
I’m so sorry.
Usually, I can handle it, but…
Have you ever felt this depressed?
Fuck. When I die, my own father won't even remember me!
This isn't the answer to your problems, whatever it is.
You don't know what I went through recently.
You're not the only one going through something.
Cardo.
You're Cardo?
I…
I want to be honest with myself.
Like the real me, you know. I--
I don’t want to be…
hiding behind something. I’m done with it.
I just want to be myself.
Tazha.
I'm gay.
What?
I’m sorry.
No… I’m so happy for you.
Oh, I’m sorry. I’m sorry.
No, it’s okay. Don’t worry about it.
I’m… I’m not upset at all.
You still owe me 5k.
I’m sorry, Jolo.
Excuse me.
Is this yours?
I'm scared of what might happen.
I know I'm not ready to be a mother.
And I know I'm not a religious person.
But I believe that
whoever's up there will not forsake us.
Aren't you curious, even just a little bit?
That maybe, somehow, things will get better?
Is this really how you want to end it?
And you.
I know all of you despise me.
I'm an easy target for you guys.
And I can't blame you.
I made a lot of mistakes.
But…
I want to change.
You can't expect us to just believe you.
Yeah.
We'll always be watching you.
It's your job.
The youth, you are the future.
And I'll make sure you'll be heard.
I will help you.
Tell them, "Never again."
Never again.
Ospret!
Just a bit more. You can do it! You’re just too…
- You're… - insecure.
What? I'm not insecure.
If you only knew, Mr. Ospret.
But I do know. See, your camera's off!
That's not because of insecurity.
I told you it's broken.
Who are you kidding?
Your Facebook picture's a butterfly.
Wow. So you’re stalking me, sir?
Are you an English-speaking butterfly or something?
Hey.
Why are you dressed like that?
I borrowed it from someone.
And you?
Kender Jenner.
Sam…
Can I ask for a favor?
Senator, one moment, please!
Care to comment on the laptop scandal you're facing?
I've addressed that issue.
I replaced all my suppliers.
But I will continue my program to give free laptops.
That's good to hear, sir.
How does it feel to save all those train passengers?
No… It was not me.
Actually, it's this kid. He's the real hero.
He's the one who saved us.
- Good job! - Thank you.
What's your name?
Jolo Santos, ma’am.
The senator said it was you who saved the passengers.
- Yes, I guess. - Yes, it was him!
- Hi, Jolo! I'm Tazha. - Hi.
- Tazha, hello! - Can we take a selfie?
Okay!
Excuse me.
One, two, three.
Chad.
Are we good?
Yeah!
So…
Friends?
- My boy. - Forever.
- Love you, bro. - Love you too, bro.
In my mind, I was saying, "The next station is… heaven!
Wait a minute.
Aren't you a comedian?
Come on. Do a bit.
Yes, that's me. Ospret. My name's Ospret.
Ospret is my name.
Jenny?
Jenny!
What?
Let’s have sex!
Jerk. I want to talk, but not about that.
- Just one round. - Stop it!
You don't want it?
Father?
Yes. Father.
Father.
You got rid of the baby?
No.
I'll take care of it.
What do you mean?
I'll be the other parent.
Bullshit? Bullshit! Bullshit.
- For real? - Cardo?
Cardo?
You're a fool, Father.
Cardo!
I'm grateful for the times we spent together.
But it seems I have to accept that we really are different.
This is your mom's calendar, right?
Give her my regards.
Thank you.
You and I have different paths.
But I'm still thankful.
Ian, be good to your mother.
Don't give her a hard time.
Ian.
Well, then. I'm going.
Hello, Ian.
How have you been?
Hey!
What are you doing here?
- Just happened to pass by. - Really?
I had your clothes washed.
- You might think I ran away with it. - How nice of you.
Get in!
You're always rescuing me.
Nah, I went ‘cos I saw it on the news.
Off to your cousin Roel’s?
Nope.
I’m going home.
Son, hurry up!
Time to eat! The food's getting cold.
Mom, I can't eat. You want me to throw up on stage?
So, what will I do with all this food?
I'll put them in the fridge. But later, you have to eat.
Jeje's waiting for you.
Mother!
What are you doing? No, no, I haven't showered!
I stink! You always like to be chased…
like a fair maiden!
Easy, easy! Get going!
- Mom. - Don't make people wait at the festival.
Let them!
Since you won't be there to watch me dance…
I'll dance with you here instead.
My son…
They're all waiting for you.
- They can wait. - Jeje's been waiting outside.
This won't take long. Just a little bit of dance.
Mom.
I'm so lucky to have you.
I know.
And me?
I'm the one who's lucky.
My prayer for you to return home came true.
Was there any doubt?
And…
You got my calendar signed
- by Sammy Esteban! - That's what you really wanted!
I can't believe you two actually met.
Of course. It was your wish.
Does he…
Does Sammy smell good?
Not as good as Jam Lloyd.
And Paulo Pascual
and Dingding Dante
and Choco Martin.