1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:04,620 (film projector rattling) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Share if u like this apps 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Enjoy watching!! 4 00:00:19,775 --> 00:00:24,775 (birds cawing) (insects chirping) 5 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:50,346 (objects clattering) 6 00:00:50,346 --> 00:00:52,020 (Dave sighing) 7 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:53,959 (door closes) 8 00:00:53,959 --> 00:00:55,130 Fucking shit! 9 00:00:55,130 --> 00:00:56,380 Fucking balls. 10 00:00:57,618 --> 00:00:58,959 Fuck! Fuck! 11 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:01,189 - Fuck! Fuck! - Oh, my God. 12 00:01:01,189 --> 00:01:02,214 Fuck! 13 00:01:02,214 --> 00:01:03,131 Fuck! Fuck! 14 00:01:04,729 --> 00:01:06,238 Ugh. 15 00:01:06,238 --> 00:01:08,660 (footsteps clicking) 16 00:01:08,660 --> 00:01:12,077 (Dave heavily breathing) 17 00:01:22,670 --> 00:01:23,898 Hi, Mom. 18 00:01:23,898 --> 00:01:25,164 [Mom] Hi, sweetheart. 19 00:01:25,164 --> 00:01:26,849 How are you? 20 00:01:26,849 --> 00:01:29,618 Not great. Just got fired again. 21 00:01:29,618 --> 00:01:31,448 [Mom] Oh, sweetie. 22 00:01:31,448 --> 00:01:33,900 It's okay. There'll be other jobs. 23 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:36,716 You were too good for that place anyway. 24 00:01:36,716 --> 00:01:37,757 I don't get it, Mom. 25 00:01:37,757 --> 00:01:41,788 If I'm so great, then why does this keep happening to me? 26 00:01:41,788 --> 00:01:44,108 [Mom] Oh, honey, it's okay. 27 00:01:44,108 --> 00:01:46,340 You just haven't found your place yet. 28 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:47,543 You'll get there. 29 00:01:47,543 --> 00:01:48,723 Didn't you say that your boss was, 30 00:01:48,723 --> 00:01:49,556 what did you call it, 31 00:01:49,556 --> 00:01:50,889 a douche anyway? 32 00:01:52,096 --> 00:01:53,341 Yeah, yeah. 33 00:01:53,341 --> 00:01:55,848 Mom, I'm almost 30 years old 34 00:01:55,848 --> 00:01:58,466 and I can't keep a lower management sales position 35 00:01:58,466 --> 00:02:01,226 at a company nobody gives a shit about? 36 00:02:01,226 --> 00:02:03,808 I work with imbeciles that I have to kiss ass to 37 00:02:03,808 --> 00:02:06,069 all day long so I don't get fired. 38 00:02:06,069 --> 00:02:07,360 And then guess what? 39 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,216 At the end of all the fucking ass kissing, 40 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:10,808 I get fired anyway. 41 00:02:10,808 --> 00:02:13,488 [Mom] Honey, you need to calm down. 42 00:02:13,488 --> 00:02:15,447 You'll be okay. 43 00:02:15,447 --> 00:02:17,608 You're too big for that small job anyways. 44 00:02:17,608 --> 00:02:20,338 That was the problem, not you. 45 00:02:20,338 --> 00:02:22,448 You'll find something better. 46 00:02:22,448 --> 00:02:24,618 And you know I don't like it when you curse. 47 00:02:24,618 --> 00:02:26,028 I'm sorry, Mom. 48 00:02:26,028 --> 00:02:28,669 Yes, you're right. You're right. 49 00:02:28,669 --> 00:02:31,549 Thank you. 50 00:02:31,549 --> 00:02:32,698 I love you. 51 00:02:32,698 --> 00:02:34,058 [Mom] I love you too, sweetheart. 52 00:02:34,058 --> 00:02:37,760 Just remember that you are smart, you are handsome, 53 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:39,677 and everyone loves you. 54 00:02:40,777 --> 00:02:41,949 Thanks, Mom. 55 00:02:41,949 --> 00:02:43,532 Of course, honey. 56 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,217 Okay. Bye, mom. 57 00:02:46,217 --> 00:02:47,513 Goodbye. 58 00:02:47,513 --> 00:02:50,930 (Dave heavily breathing) 59 00:02:56,629 --> 00:02:57,583 (lively music) 60 00:02:57,583 --> 00:02:58,416 (TV audience applauding) 61 00:02:58,416 --> 00:02:59,680 ♪ Oh, so horny ♪ 62 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,800 ♪ Oh, oh, so horny ♪ 63 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,200 ♪ Oh, so horny ♪ 64 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,650 What's up, bro? 65 00:03:05,650 --> 00:03:06,483 Nothing much. 66 00:03:06,483 --> 00:03:08,008 Just got fired again. 67 00:03:08,008 --> 00:03:10,021 Ah, fuck, dude. I'm sorry. 68 00:03:10,021 --> 00:03:11,237 (TV character speaking in foreign language) 69 00:03:11,237 --> 00:03:12,301 But didn't you say your boss 70 00:03:12,301 --> 00:03:13,578 was a total douche anyway? 71 00:03:13,578 --> 00:03:16,690 So at least you're not gonna have to work with him anymore. 72 00:03:16,690 --> 00:03:18,027 Yeah, I know, Ryan. 73 00:03:18,027 --> 00:03:19,098 I know, I know. 74 00:03:19,098 --> 00:03:20,240 Listen, if you're gonna see Amy, 75 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,600 please don't say anything. 76 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,938 I wanna be the one to tell her first. 77 00:03:23,938 --> 00:03:25,497 This is the third job in six months. 78 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:26,818 She's gonna fucking kill me. 79 00:03:26,818 --> 00:03:27,924 Yeah, yeah, I got you. 80 00:03:27,924 --> 00:03:28,954 Your secret's safe with me. 81 00:03:28,954 --> 00:03:29,787 (TV character speaking in foreign language) 82 00:03:29,787 --> 00:03:33,066 - I'm not gonna be able to pay half of my rent. 83 00:03:33,066 --> 00:03:34,754 I'm dead. I'm a dead man. 84 00:03:34,754 --> 00:03:36,446 I'm fucking dead. 85 00:03:36,446 --> 00:03:37,359 Well, look, if you, 86 00:03:37,359 --> 00:03:38,725 if you need me to lend you some money, 87 00:03:38,725 --> 00:03:39,558 I got you. 88 00:03:39,558 --> 00:03:40,391 (Dave sighing) 89 00:03:40,391 --> 00:03:41,279 No, don't worry about it. 90 00:03:41,279 --> 00:03:42,337 Just don't worry about it. 91 00:03:42,337 --> 00:03:43,708 I need to figure this out. 92 00:03:43,708 --> 00:03:45,622 All right, look, um, 93 00:03:45,622 --> 00:03:47,252 I'm having some of the boys over tonight 94 00:03:47,252 --> 00:03:49,513 if you wanna come by for drinks. 95 00:03:49,513 --> 00:03:50,652 We'll go out. 96 00:03:50,652 --> 00:03:52,248 I'll take care of you, all right? 97 00:03:52,248 --> 00:03:53,165 Maybe so. 98 00:03:54,007 --> 00:03:54,954 Thanks, bro. 99 00:03:54,954 --> 00:03:55,957 [Ryan] Yeah, man. Keep your head up. 100 00:03:55,957 --> 00:03:56,996 I'll talk to you later. 101 00:03:56,996 --> 00:04:00,413 (Dave heavily breathing) 102 00:04:06,345 --> 00:04:07,944 (wipers scraping) 103 00:04:07,944 --> 00:04:10,944 (car alarm beeping) 104 00:04:14,047 --> 00:04:17,297 (pensive piano music) 105 00:04:24,876 --> 00:04:27,905 (car alarm beeping) 106 00:04:27,905 --> 00:04:29,257 I know. Buckle up. 107 00:04:29,257 --> 00:04:30,417 I get it. 108 00:04:30,417 --> 00:04:33,764 (car alarm beeping) (pensive music continues) 109 00:04:33,764 --> 00:04:34,847 (seatbelt clicks) 110 00:04:34,847 --> 00:04:39,847 ♪ Just give me one day ♪ 111 00:04:43,180 --> 00:04:46,688 ♪ All alone ♪ 112 00:04:46,688 --> 00:04:51,688 ♪ One day ♪ 113 00:04:52,318 --> 00:04:56,027 ♪ Organize my bones ♪ 114 00:04:56,027 --> 00:05:01,027 ♪ Just give me one day ♪ 115 00:05:01,648 --> 00:05:05,148 ♪ Without a fucking phone ♪ 116 00:05:10,834 --> 00:05:14,251 (Dave heavily breathing) 117 00:05:17,235 --> 00:05:20,318 (objects clattering) 118 00:05:21,174 --> 00:05:22,507 What the fuck? 119 00:05:23,904 --> 00:05:24,936 What the fuck, Amy? 120 00:05:24,936 --> 00:05:26,184 Seriously? 121 00:05:26,184 --> 00:05:27,104 I can't. 122 00:05:27,104 --> 00:05:28,704 I just can't anymore. 123 00:05:28,704 --> 00:05:30,056 You can't what? 124 00:05:30,056 --> 00:05:31,264 What are you talking about? 125 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:32,904 Your BFF Ryan called me. 126 00:05:32,904 --> 00:05:34,155 He told me everything. 127 00:05:34,155 --> 00:05:36,155 This was your fourth job in four months. 128 00:05:36,155 --> 00:05:37,955 I mean, you've only been with that company for what? 129 00:05:37,955 --> 00:05:38,935 A month and a half? 130 00:05:38,935 --> 00:05:41,193 And you already got fired. 131 00:05:41,193 --> 00:05:42,615 Fucking Ryan. 132 00:05:42,615 --> 00:05:46,082 Look, okay, this is the third job in six months, actually. 133 00:05:46,082 --> 00:05:46,915 (Amy scoffs) 134 00:05:46,915 --> 00:05:48,040 Whatever. Same difference. 135 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,746 You haven't paid rent in a year. 136 00:05:49,746 --> 00:05:52,096 And I just can't take care of both me and you anymore. 137 00:05:52,096 --> 00:05:52,929 Well, come on. 138 00:05:52,929 --> 00:05:57,148 Baby, look, I, I'll figure something out, please. 139 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:58,065 I'm done. 140 00:05:59,284 --> 00:06:01,295 I don't see the point anymore. 141 00:06:01,295 --> 00:06:02,418 Why am I working so hard? 142 00:06:02,418 --> 00:06:03,254 What, what for? 143 00:06:03,254 --> 00:06:04,405 So I can live in this shitty, 144 00:06:04,405 --> 00:06:06,662 ugly city paying most of my money on rent 145 00:06:06,662 --> 00:06:08,912 and the rest of it on my man baby? 146 00:06:08,912 --> 00:06:10,681 This is not what I signed up for. 147 00:06:10,681 --> 00:06:12,162 This was not my fault. 148 00:06:12,162 --> 00:06:13,481 I'm gonna get another job. 149 00:06:13,481 --> 00:06:15,782 And I'm gonna make the next job work, okay? 150 00:06:15,782 --> 00:06:19,132 You always say that, but you never do. 151 00:06:19,132 --> 00:06:21,797 The problem is you don't want it to work. 152 00:06:21,797 --> 00:06:23,982 You just want someone who supports you 153 00:06:23,982 --> 00:06:25,760 while you play your stupid video games 154 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,352 and practice with your band. 155 00:06:28,352 --> 00:06:29,962 You're 30 years old and you still think 156 00:06:29,962 --> 00:06:31,471 that you're gonna make it as a rock star. 157 00:06:31,471 --> 00:06:34,813 So, newsflash, you're not, nobody does. 158 00:06:34,813 --> 00:06:36,373 I, I didn't make it as an actor. 159 00:06:36,373 --> 00:06:37,902 You can. You can still make it. 160 00:06:37,902 --> 00:06:39,813 That's not the point. 161 00:06:39,813 --> 00:06:42,293 I'm a personal assistant and a bartender, 162 00:06:42,293 --> 00:06:43,126 and you know what? 163 00:06:43,126 --> 00:06:44,093 I'm okay with that. 164 00:06:44,093 --> 00:06:46,618 But I'm not okay with waiting for you to grow up 165 00:06:46,618 --> 00:06:48,942 and with working two jobs just to support 166 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,781 your everlasting childhood. 167 00:06:50,781 --> 00:06:53,309 I mean, don't you think I want real children one day? 168 00:06:53,309 --> 00:06:55,142 Yes. Yes, Amy. 169 00:06:55,142 --> 00:06:56,142 No, don't. 170 00:06:59,777 --> 00:07:01,110 Amy, I get it. 171 00:07:02,462 --> 00:07:04,252 Like, I get it. 172 00:07:04,252 --> 00:07:05,902 I wanna be with you. 173 00:07:05,902 --> 00:07:07,574 I'm gonna change. 174 00:07:07,574 --> 00:07:08,782 Please. 175 00:07:08,782 --> 00:07:10,196 I'll do what- I'll do whatever it takes. 176 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:11,324 I'll change. 177 00:07:11,324 --> 00:07:13,063 I'll make the next job work. 178 00:07:13,063 --> 00:07:16,265 I hear you. I understand where you're coming from. 179 00:07:16,265 --> 00:07:17,598 [Amy] I can't. 180 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:19,647 I'm done. 181 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:22,191 (Dave sighing) (engine droning) 182 00:07:22,191 --> 00:07:23,082 Bye, Dave. 183 00:07:23,082 --> 00:07:24,581 (engine droning) 184 00:07:24,581 --> 00:07:25,510 (door slams) 185 00:07:25,510 --> 00:07:28,260 (engine droning) 186 00:07:33,815 --> 00:07:37,020 (engine revving) 187 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:40,187 (contemplative music) 188 00:07:42,752 --> 00:07:45,585 (traffic humming) 189 00:07:48,693 --> 00:07:49,526 Mom? 190 00:07:50,943 --> 00:07:55,492 (faint upbeat hip hop music) 191 00:07:55,492 --> 00:07:58,266 (knocking on door) 192 00:07:58,266 --> 00:08:02,510 (faint hip hop music continues) 193 00:08:02,510 --> 00:08:03,343 Hey, man. 194 00:08:03,343 --> 00:08:04,208 Fuck you. 195 00:08:04,208 --> 00:08:05,987 Oh, come on. Don't blame me. 196 00:08:05,987 --> 00:08:07,799 She was gonna find out sooner or later. 197 00:08:07,799 --> 00:08:10,089 She called me, bro, and it just slipped out. 198 00:08:10,089 --> 00:08:11,628 I swear to God it slipped. 199 00:08:11,628 --> 00:08:14,479 - I needed a little time to figure shit out 200 00:08:14,479 --> 00:08:16,649 and then you go and open your big fucking mouth. 201 00:08:16,649 --> 00:08:18,167 You do not blame the messenger, bro. 202 00:08:18,167 --> 00:08:19,268 She was gonna find out in what? 203 00:08:19,268 --> 00:08:21,313 A day or two when you stopped going into work 204 00:08:21,313 --> 00:08:22,849 or she caught you searching for jobs. 205 00:08:22,849 --> 00:08:24,857 You can't hide that shit, bro. Trust me. 206 00:08:24,857 --> 00:08:25,690 Yeah, I know. 207 00:08:25,690 --> 00:08:26,588 I know. I know. 208 00:08:26,588 --> 00:08:28,689 I just kinda wanted it to come from me. 209 00:08:28,689 --> 00:08:31,209 Dude, I did you a favor. 210 00:08:31,209 --> 00:08:33,580 She wasn't right for you. 211 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:34,629 Okay? 212 00:08:34,629 --> 00:08:36,087 This just sped up the process. 213 00:08:36,087 --> 00:08:37,319 (traffic passing) 214 00:08:37,319 --> 00:08:39,511 Okay. Whatever. 215 00:08:39,511 --> 00:08:42,639 Can I, can I stay here for a little bit 216 00:08:42,639 --> 00:08:45,057 until I figure some shit out? 217 00:08:45,057 --> 00:08:46,461 I don't have a- I don't have anywhere to go. 218 00:08:46,461 --> 00:08:47,891 - [Ryan] Mm-hmm. Of course. 219 00:08:47,891 --> 00:08:49,440 I got a couch with your name on it. 220 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:50,779 Thank you. 221 00:08:50,779 --> 00:08:52,932 And it, it might be for a while. 222 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:55,203 I just gotta figure out what I'm gonna do. 223 00:08:55,203 --> 00:08:57,283 - If that's the case, you can take the music room. 224 00:08:57,283 --> 00:08:58,445 Stay as long as you need. 225 00:08:58,445 --> 00:08:59,765 I got you. You're my brother. 226 00:08:59,765 --> 00:09:01,368 (faint upbeat hip hop music) 227 00:09:01,368 --> 00:09:02,201 Thank you. 228 00:09:02,201 --> 00:09:05,449 - Then grab your box of trash and get the fuck inside. 229 00:09:05,449 --> 00:09:09,501 (faint upbeat hip hop music) 230 00:09:09,501 --> 00:09:10,668 Come on, baby. 231 00:09:13,263 --> 00:09:14,221 (door closing) 232 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,316 ♪ Let me tell how it feels ♪ 233 00:09:15,316 --> 00:09:16,979 ♪ When you know that you're the man ♪ 234 00:09:16,979 --> 00:09:18,554 ♪ The feeling is unbreakable ♪ 235 00:09:18,554 --> 00:09:20,473 ♪ You gotta understand ♪ 236 00:09:20,473 --> 00:09:21,306 Dave! 237 00:09:21,306 --> 00:09:22,878 D- D- D- D- Dave, man. 238 00:09:22,878 --> 00:09:24,312 How are you doing, buddy? 239 00:09:24,312 --> 00:09:26,120 [Dave] I'm good, man. 240 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:28,035 - Yo. - You're looking sharp, man. 241 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:28,984 Oh, man, thank you. 242 00:09:28,984 --> 00:09:30,173 You know how I do. 243 00:09:30,173 --> 00:09:31,085 Yo, Tyler, do me a favor. 244 00:09:31,085 --> 00:09:32,440 Go and get Dave a beer, please. 245 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:34,245 ♪ To mm Hennessy music ♪ 246 00:09:34,245 --> 00:09:35,078 I got it. 247 00:09:35,078 --> 00:09:37,205 - I got you, man. - Thank you. 248 00:09:37,205 --> 00:09:38,038 Yeah. 249 00:09:38,038 --> 00:09:39,266 The fuck's going on with his outfit? 250 00:09:39,266 --> 00:09:40,133 He's colorblind, dude. 251 00:09:40,133 --> 00:09:41,474 You know that we don't talk about it 252 00:09:41,474 --> 00:09:44,333 'cause he's sensitive about it. 253 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:45,344 - Hey. - What's up? 254 00:09:45,344 --> 00:09:46,177 What's up, man? 255 00:09:46,177 --> 00:09:47,180 - What's going on? - Good, man. 256 00:09:47,180 --> 00:09:48,943 It's too bad to hear about Amy, man. 257 00:09:48,943 --> 00:09:50,468 She was a real cool chick, bro. 258 00:09:50,468 --> 00:09:51,518 How you holding up? 259 00:09:51,518 --> 00:09:53,300 Yeah. Seriously? 260 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:56,868 It slipped. I swear to God it slipped. 261 00:09:56,868 --> 00:09:57,743 [Tyler] Here. 262 00:09:57,743 --> 00:09:59,303 Thank you. 263 00:09:59,303 --> 00:10:00,351 - Hey, man. - What's going on? 264 00:10:00,351 --> 00:10:01,202 All right. 265 00:10:01,202 --> 00:10:02,035 Oh, I'm good. 266 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,895 - I'm good. - Yeah, man. Me too. 267 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:05,193 [Dave] How you been? How you been? 268 00:10:05,193 --> 00:10:06,502 All right. Holding up. 269 00:10:06,502 --> 00:10:07,499 How about yourself? 270 00:10:07,499 --> 00:10:08,629 - Uh- - Probably shouldn't ask that, 271 00:10:08,629 --> 00:10:09,541 should I? 272 00:10:09,541 --> 00:10:10,374 [Ryan] Who needs a shot? 273 00:10:10,374 --> 00:10:11,369 Sorry. (chuckles) 274 00:10:11,369 --> 00:10:13,056 [Friend] I need a shot! 275 00:10:13,056 --> 00:10:13,921 Nothing to worry about. 276 00:10:13,921 --> 00:10:14,754 It could be worse. 277 00:10:14,754 --> 00:10:16,689 You could be homeless, right? 278 00:10:16,689 --> 00:10:17,887 [Ryan] Let's keep the boy up. 279 00:10:17,887 --> 00:10:18,720 - Shots. - Shots. 280 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,100 [Friend] Keep the boy up, huh? 281 00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:21,281 [Friend] All right. All right. 282 00:10:21,281 --> 00:10:23,949 (Friend faintly speaking) 283 00:10:23,949 --> 00:10:26,539 (friend chuckles) 284 00:10:26,539 --> 00:10:27,690 [Ryan] Here's to Dave, my baby boy, 285 00:10:27,690 --> 00:10:28,810 my best friend in the world. 286 00:10:28,810 --> 00:10:30,036 - Cheers. - To Dave. 287 00:10:30,036 --> 00:10:31,066 - Love you, guys. - Cheers. 288 00:10:31,066 --> 00:10:32,986 [Friend] Love you, bro. 289 00:10:32,986 --> 00:10:34,250 ♪ Dropping hits and making money ♪ 290 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:36,082 ♪ Let me pop another bag ♪ 291 00:10:36,082 --> 00:10:36,915 (friends groaning) 292 00:10:36,915 --> 00:10:38,498 - Ari. - Tyler, shots. 293 00:10:38,498 --> 00:10:39,956 Hi, Dave. 294 00:10:39,956 --> 00:10:40,833 Hi, I'm Dave. 295 00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:41,916 Nice to meet you. 296 00:10:41,916 --> 00:10:43,262 (lively music) 297 00:10:43,262 --> 00:10:46,179 (group chattering) 298 00:10:48,494 --> 00:10:49,452 Whoo. 299 00:10:49,452 --> 00:10:50,755 I should take the tie off. 300 00:10:50,755 --> 00:10:52,366 You're right, you're right. 301 00:10:52,366 --> 00:10:57,324 (group chattering) (lively music continues) 302 00:10:57,324 --> 00:11:00,157 (lyrics muffled) 303 00:11:10,115 --> 00:11:14,065 ♪ I'm coming home now ♪ 304 00:11:14,065 --> 00:11:18,640 ♪ My baby for days ♪ 305 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,496 ♪ Don't wait up for me ♪ 306 00:11:21,496 --> 00:11:24,908 ♪ I'll watch you sleep again ♪ 307 00:11:24,908 --> 00:11:28,075 (lively guitar music) 308 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,365 Dude. 309 00:11:33,365 --> 00:11:35,701 Dude. 310 00:11:35,701 --> 00:11:37,301 - Dude? - You know I love you 311 00:11:37,301 --> 00:11:39,849 and you're welcome to stay here as long as you want. 312 00:11:39,849 --> 00:11:41,413 Thank you. 313 00:11:41,413 --> 00:11:42,246 No, but seriously, 314 00:11:42,246 --> 00:11:44,152 you need to get your shit together. 315 00:11:44,152 --> 00:11:46,752 At least try to get yourself laid. 316 00:11:46,752 --> 00:11:47,585 What has it been, 317 00:11:47,585 --> 00:11:48,991 five months since Amy kicked you out? 318 00:11:48,991 --> 00:11:50,201 Three months. 319 00:11:50,201 --> 00:11:51,301 It's been three months. 320 00:11:51,301 --> 00:11:52,701 Yeah, whatever. 321 00:11:52,701 --> 00:11:53,741 And not sound like a bitch, 322 00:11:53,741 --> 00:11:55,952 but you might wanna think about taking a shower. 323 00:11:55,952 --> 00:11:57,311 You stink. 324 00:11:57,311 --> 00:11:59,235 I can't bring chicks back here anymore. 325 00:11:59,235 --> 00:12:01,363 If they get a whiff of you or a glimpse of you, 326 00:12:01,363 --> 00:12:03,253 they'll think I'm housing the homeless or, 327 00:12:03,253 --> 00:12:05,416 or like my creepy uncle. 328 00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:07,003 That's not fair. 329 00:12:07,003 --> 00:12:08,803 I, I can't even be your uncle, 330 00:12:08,803 --> 00:12:10,493 I'm younger than you, 331 00:12:10,493 --> 00:12:11,825 so fuck off. 332 00:12:11,825 --> 00:12:13,244 (guitar strums) 333 00:12:13,244 --> 00:12:14,704 Oh my god! 334 00:12:14,704 --> 00:12:15,537 Fuck you! 335 00:12:15,537 --> 00:12:16,370 Ooh, ooh. 336 00:12:16,370 --> 00:12:18,147 - Ooh. Ooh. - Dude, stop. 337 00:12:18,147 --> 00:12:19,095 All right. Fuck you. 338 00:12:19,095 --> 00:12:20,854 I'll shower. I will shower. 339 00:12:20,854 --> 00:12:21,687 Good. 340 00:12:21,687 --> 00:12:24,364 You're gonna take a shower because we're going out tonight 341 00:12:24,364 --> 00:12:26,222 and we're gonna get you laid tonight. 342 00:12:26,222 --> 00:12:29,389 No. I do not need help getting laid. 343 00:12:30,429 --> 00:12:31,733 Don't take it personal, man. 344 00:12:31,733 --> 00:12:34,093 Everybody needs a little help from time to time. 345 00:12:34,093 --> 00:12:36,693 I mean, shit, all you need is the right app. 346 00:12:36,693 --> 00:12:37,544 (Dave laughing) 347 00:12:37,544 --> 00:12:40,733 - No, I definitely don't need an app to meet women. 348 00:12:40,733 --> 00:12:41,816 No, no, no. 349 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:45,388 - Come on. - Yep. 350 00:12:46,664 --> 00:12:48,031 Downloading it. 351 00:12:48,031 --> 00:12:49,323 It's not a big deal, seriously. 352 00:12:49,323 --> 00:12:50,318 Even I'm on it. 353 00:12:50,318 --> 00:12:51,151 (Dave laughing) 354 00:12:51,151 --> 00:12:52,680 No, oh, you're on it? 355 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,069 - Uh-huh. - Oh, it must be good. 356 00:12:54,069 --> 00:12:54,958 It must be a good app. 357 00:12:54,958 --> 00:12:56,251 - Yeah, it works. - Ryan's on it. 358 00:12:56,251 --> 00:12:58,389 I meet chicks every week on this app. 359 00:12:58,389 --> 00:13:00,691 - See, I don't wanna meet women every week. 360 00:13:00,691 --> 00:13:02,091 I wanna meet the one woman. 361 00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:03,789 I wanna meet the right woman. 362 00:13:03,789 --> 00:13:06,101 And you will, buddy, trust me, in time. 363 00:13:06,101 --> 00:13:09,520 Just, it all starts with the app. 364 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:12,187 All you gotta do is swipe right. 365 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:15,955 I don't wanna do it. 366 00:13:15,955 --> 00:13:17,407 - Come on, Dave. - I don't want to, man. 367 00:13:17,407 --> 00:13:18,947 Come on. 368 00:13:18,947 --> 00:13:19,780 Swipe. 369 00:13:20,718 --> 00:13:21,551 Come on, Dave. 370 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,551 Fucking swipe me, daddy. 371 00:13:24,518 --> 00:13:25,351 - Oh. - Ew. 372 00:13:25,351 --> 00:13:26,723 Fucking swipe for me, daddy. 373 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:27,632 Oh, don't make that face. 374 00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:28,882 Oh, swipe me. 375 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:30,780 You're freaking me out, man. 376 00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:31,783 You're fucking weird. (Ryan moaning) 377 00:13:31,783 --> 00:13:33,438 - No. - Fucking swipe me, daddy. 378 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,271 (Ryan laughing) 379 00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:35,478 You're creeping me out. 380 00:13:35,478 --> 00:13:38,318 - Swipe me, baby. - Shut the fuck up. 381 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,267 I'll fucking, I'll look. 382 00:13:40,267 --> 00:13:41,850 I'll take a gander. 383 00:13:43,606 --> 00:13:44,439 Oh. 384 00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:47,358 Love to travel. 385 00:13:47,358 --> 00:13:50,358 Who doesn't love to travel? Stupid. 386 00:13:50,358 --> 00:13:51,191 This. 387 00:13:52,086 --> 00:13:53,457 Swag chump? 388 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:57,874 (Ryan laughing) Match my swag chump? 389 00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:00,537 (Dave sighing) 390 00:14:00,537 --> 00:14:03,187 (birds chirping) 391 00:14:03,187 --> 00:14:05,854 Dude, uh, there's, it's a match. 392 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:10,558 She wants to meet tonight at, at Charlie's. 393 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:13,374 H- 394 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,386 How? (laughing) 395 00:14:15,386 --> 00:14:16,219 Ah. 396 00:14:16,219 --> 00:14:17,573 - Take a shower. (Dave laughing) 397 00:14:17,573 --> 00:14:20,277 Get yourself up and take a shower. 398 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:23,045 We're off to the races, folks. 399 00:14:23,045 --> 00:14:23,987 No. No, no. 400 00:14:23,987 --> 00:14:25,925 - No, no, no, no. - Come on. 401 00:14:25,925 --> 00:14:28,342 (rock music) 402 00:14:31,674 --> 00:14:34,507 (lyrics muffled) 403 00:14:36,773 --> 00:14:37,690 Hey. Hey. 404 00:14:39,932 --> 00:14:42,221 (heartbeat pounding) 405 00:14:42,221 --> 00:14:45,521 (crowd murmuring) 406 00:14:45,521 --> 00:14:46,438 Bullshit! 407 00:14:49,261 --> 00:14:50,094 Come on. What are we doing? 408 00:14:50,094 --> 00:14:50,951 No, no, no, man. 409 00:14:50,951 --> 00:14:51,784 I wanna go home. 410 00:14:51,784 --> 00:14:52,617 No, no, no, no, no. 411 00:14:52,617 --> 00:14:53,543 I didn't come here to jerk off. 412 00:14:53,543 --> 00:14:54,679 I came here fuck, 413 00:14:54,679 --> 00:14:55,650 and so did you. 414 00:14:55,650 --> 00:14:56,483 Come on. 415 00:15:01,472 --> 00:15:03,940 Come on, sit down, relax, have a drink. 416 00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:05,628 Stop thinking so much. 417 00:15:05,628 --> 00:15:06,461 - Okay. - You're handsome. 418 00:15:06,461 --> 00:15:07,700 You're a catch. 419 00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:08,533 Yeah? 420 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:12,415 Can we have two tequila neat, please? 421 00:15:12,415 --> 00:15:14,255 Easy does it. 422 00:15:14,255 --> 00:15:15,545 You're a catch. 423 00:15:15,545 --> 00:15:17,055 I would date you. 424 00:15:17,055 --> 00:15:18,607 I would fuck, I, you know? 425 00:15:18,607 --> 00:15:20,566 (Dave laughing) 426 00:15:20,566 --> 00:15:22,196 Not even gonna say it. 427 00:15:22,196 --> 00:15:24,206 Here, just suck this back and loosen up. 428 00:15:24,206 --> 00:15:26,516 - Okay. - All right? 429 00:15:26,516 --> 00:15:29,433 (faint rock music) 430 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,085 (Dave sighing) 431 00:15:34,085 --> 00:15:36,752 (Ryan exhaling) 432 00:15:39,035 --> 00:15:40,118 Jesus Christ. 433 00:15:41,211 --> 00:15:44,198 Oh my God, turn around, she's so hot. 434 00:15:44,198 --> 00:15:47,281 (blues guitar music) 435 00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,917 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 436 00:15:56,806 --> 00:15:58,983 She's beautiful. 437 00:15:58,983 --> 00:16:01,144 (wind blowing) 438 00:16:01,144 --> 00:16:03,294 Oh, she plays pool, too. 439 00:16:03,294 --> 00:16:04,515 I think I'm in love. 440 00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:06,181 [Dave] She's my date. 441 00:16:06,181 --> 00:16:07,696 I know, I know. 442 00:16:07,696 --> 00:16:10,366 Hey, honey, come talk to me. 443 00:16:10,366 --> 00:16:12,975 Let me buy you a drink. 444 00:16:12,975 --> 00:16:13,808 Or not. 445 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,575 Hi, you must be Dave. 446 00:16:17,575 --> 00:16:19,076 - Uh, know. I'm, I'm- - I'm Sara. 447 00:16:19,076 --> 00:16:21,232 Sara, nice to meet you. I'm Ryan. 448 00:16:21,232 --> 00:16:22,315 This is Dave. 449 00:16:23,998 --> 00:16:25,551 Hi, I'm Dave. 450 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:29,511 - Hi. You look, uh, different from your pictures. 451 00:16:29,511 --> 00:16:30,889 Oh, yeah? 452 00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:33,937 You look prettier in person than on your profile. 453 00:16:33,937 --> 00:16:34,770 Thanks. 454 00:16:35,879 --> 00:16:39,308 You look, uh, you look nice too. 455 00:16:39,308 --> 00:16:40,689 Oh, thank you. 456 00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:42,288 Um, would you like a drink? 457 00:16:42,288 --> 00:16:47,048 - [Sara] Sure. I'll have a, uh, vodka soda, please. 458 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,103 Yeah. Uh, Vodka soda, please. 459 00:16:49,103 --> 00:16:50,169 [Ryan] I'll have one also. 460 00:16:50,169 --> 00:16:51,002 [Dave] I'll have one also. 461 00:16:51,002 --> 00:16:52,468 Make it three vodka sodas. 462 00:16:52,468 --> 00:16:54,359 You got it, brother. 463 00:16:54,359 --> 00:16:57,526 Uh, let's get, let's get you seated. 464 00:17:00,307 --> 00:17:03,557 Oh, yeah. (chuckles) 465 00:17:05,956 --> 00:17:06,789 Yep. Yep. 466 00:17:09,897 --> 00:17:10,730 That's it. 467 00:17:11,668 --> 00:17:14,751 (faint lively music) 468 00:17:18,057 --> 00:17:20,640 (Dave sighing) 469 00:17:22,398 --> 00:17:24,148 - So, um- - Oh my God. 470 00:17:25,977 --> 00:17:27,310 Jesus. Look at you. 471 00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:28,620 (Sara chuckling) 472 00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:29,453 You two. 473 00:17:32,236 --> 00:17:34,861 If I knew you were gonna be this hot- 474 00:17:34,861 --> 00:17:36,269 Dave. 475 00:17:36,269 --> 00:17:37,410 - Okay. - Anyway- 476 00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:39,998 (Sara laughing) 477 00:17:39,998 --> 00:17:42,248 So, Dave, what do you do? 478 00:17:44,538 --> 00:17:46,290 Oh, I, well, 479 00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:49,288 I'm in between jobs at the moment. 480 00:17:49,288 --> 00:17:52,338 But what I really love is music. 481 00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:55,671 It's like all I really want to do, okay? 482 00:17:58,618 --> 00:17:59,519 It's like, um- 483 00:17:59,519 --> 00:18:00,852 Oh, thank you. 484 00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:03,666 Here you go. 485 00:18:04,987 --> 00:18:09,179 You know, like, even if I could just make enough money 486 00:18:09,179 --> 00:18:10,158 just to get by, 487 00:18:10,158 --> 00:18:12,579 I would be fine with that, like, 488 00:18:12,579 --> 00:18:15,907 like play the bar circuit for a while, you know? 489 00:18:15,907 --> 00:18:17,747 And that, that would make me happy. 490 00:18:17,747 --> 00:18:20,267 Just, just enough, just enough. 491 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,600 And, and, I don't know, like 492 00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:26,250 music and good people, 493 00:18:27,198 --> 00:18:30,078 that's really all I need, you know? 494 00:18:30,078 --> 00:18:31,375 Yeah. Yeah. 495 00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:33,708 Um, so what about you, Ryan? 496 00:18:35,227 --> 00:18:36,564 Um, I'm also a musician. 497 00:18:36,564 --> 00:18:37,397 - Mm-hm. 498 00:18:38,678 --> 00:18:41,177 Dave is the, he's the talented one. 499 00:18:41,177 --> 00:18:43,137 But we've been playing together since we were kids, like, 500 00:18:43,137 --> 00:18:44,257 high school, right? 501 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,090 Yeah. 502 00:18:46,187 --> 00:18:49,127 - I'm thinking about starting a wedding band. 503 00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:50,780 (Sara and Dave laugh) 504 00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:52,211 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 505 00:18:52,211 --> 00:18:53,720 I founded a tech company, 506 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,048 and we make video games. 507 00:18:55,048 --> 00:18:56,749 And my dad died a while back 508 00:18:56,749 --> 00:18:58,168 and he left me shit ton of money. 509 00:18:58,168 --> 00:19:01,751 So now all I really do is sort of hang out, 510 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,678 kind of do whatever I want, you know? 511 00:19:04,678 --> 00:19:05,699 Totally. 512 00:19:05,699 --> 00:19:08,589 And I'm sorry about your dad. 513 00:19:08,589 --> 00:19:10,922 You seem really, um, strong. 514 00:19:12,448 --> 00:19:14,048 Stop. 515 00:19:14,048 --> 00:19:16,139 (Sara and Ryan giggling) 516 00:19:16,139 --> 00:19:17,208 Thank you. 517 00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:18,491 It was, it was very difficult, 518 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,720 but the massive amounts of money 519 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,768 that he left me certainly helped ease the pain. 520 00:19:23,768 --> 00:19:28,029 You're funny. I like you. (giggling) 521 00:19:28,029 --> 00:19:30,349 I like you, too. 522 00:19:30,349 --> 00:19:31,821 I like her, too. 523 00:19:31,821 --> 00:19:35,101 (patrons chatting) 524 00:19:35,101 --> 00:19:37,722 So, Sara, uh, what do you do, huh? 525 00:19:37,722 --> 00:19:39,971 I'm an actress slash model, 526 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:43,642 mainly Instagram model and a waitress. (chuckles) 527 00:19:43,642 --> 00:19:44,602 That's hot. 528 00:19:44,602 --> 00:19:48,333 (Ryan and Sara laugh) 529 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:49,562 Do you wanna get outta here? 530 00:19:49,562 --> 00:19:50,729 - Yeah. - Okay. 531 00:19:55,082 --> 00:19:58,064 (faint lively music) 532 00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:02,274 - I'm sorry, but there's an undeniable connection here. 533 00:20:02,274 --> 00:20:03,394 Okay? 534 00:20:03,394 --> 00:20:05,182 You're gonna be fine. 535 00:20:05,182 --> 00:20:07,774 There's plenty of women here. 536 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:12,425 Just take an Uber and I'll see you back at the house. 537 00:20:12,425 --> 00:20:16,508 It's gonna be okay. (sad music) 538 00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:35,888 (ice rattling) 539 00:20:35,888 --> 00:20:38,388 I'm gonna close out, please. 540 00:20:39,775 --> 00:20:41,942 [Bartender] Okay. 47.50. 541 00:20:47,657 --> 00:20:49,985 Keep swinging, stud. 542 00:20:49,985 --> 00:20:53,152 (sad music continues) 543 00:21:00,036 --> 00:21:01,953 Watch it, man. Jesus. 544 00:21:02,897 --> 00:21:06,480 (sad rock music continues) 545 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:31,910 (sad rock music continues) 546 00:21:40,155 --> 00:21:41,904 Dude, stop fucking pushing me. 547 00:21:41,904 --> 00:21:43,614 Seriously, you do this every fucking time you drink. 548 00:21:43,614 --> 00:21:45,503 What'd you say to me, bitch? 549 00:21:45,503 --> 00:21:47,457 No one talks to Jax like that. 550 00:21:47,457 --> 00:21:52,457 - Hey, didn't your mom ever teach you how to talk to a lady? 551 00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:55,676 Didn't your mommy ever teach you 552 00:21:55,676 --> 00:21:59,325 to mind your own fucking business? 553 00:21:59,325 --> 00:22:00,517 (punch thuds) 554 00:22:00,517 --> 00:22:01,517 [Dave] Oh. 555 00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:04,516 [Riley] Oh my gosh. 556 00:22:04,516 --> 00:22:05,576 Dang it. 557 00:22:05,576 --> 00:22:07,493 I, I am so, so sorry. 558 00:22:09,296 --> 00:22:10,334 (Riley exhales) 559 00:22:10,334 --> 00:22:11,380 Thank you. 560 00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:13,399 Yeah, don't mention it. 561 00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:14,279 Fuck you, bitch! 562 00:22:14,279 --> 00:22:15,190 (patrons gasp) 563 00:22:15,190 --> 00:22:16,023 [Patron] Hold on a second. 564 00:22:16,023 --> 00:22:19,023 I'm done, and I'm not coming back. 565 00:22:21,010 --> 00:22:22,819 (Jax grunting) 566 00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:23,652 Jax out! 567 00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:27,111 I'm done with this shit, homie! 568 00:22:27,111 --> 00:22:28,898 I guess Jax is out. 569 00:22:28,898 --> 00:22:30,648 Fucking psychopath. 570 00:22:32,098 --> 00:22:33,181 Are you okay? 571 00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:35,229 Yeah, I'm fine. 572 00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:36,409 Are you okay? 573 00:22:36,409 --> 00:22:40,130 Yeah, I, I actually feel pretty good, 574 00:22:40,130 --> 00:22:43,089 kind of like 140 pound tool is lifted off my chest. 575 00:22:43,089 --> 00:22:44,258 (Dave laughing) 576 00:22:44,258 --> 00:22:45,829 You look a bit lighter. 577 00:22:45,829 --> 00:22:48,896 Yeah. Um, can, can I buy a drink? 578 00:22:48,896 --> 00:22:50,813 Maybe get you some ice? 579 00:22:51,729 --> 00:22:53,610 Tequila on the rocks, extra rocks. 580 00:22:53,610 --> 00:22:55,329 I would love that. 581 00:22:55,329 --> 00:22:58,249 I'll have a whiskey instead of tequila. 582 00:22:58,249 --> 00:23:00,309 Sure thing. I'll be right back. 583 00:23:00,309 --> 00:23:01,309 Thank you. 584 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:04,629 I'll be here. 585 00:23:04,629 --> 00:23:09,629 (patrons chattering) (faint groovy music) 586 00:23:15,208 --> 00:23:17,625 (footsteps) 587 00:23:31,288 --> 00:23:33,774 [Riley] Um, here you go. 588 00:23:33,774 --> 00:23:35,117 Thank you. 589 00:23:35,117 --> 00:23:36,243 - Cheers. (glasses clinking) 590 00:23:36,243 --> 00:23:37,076 Cheers. 591 00:23:42,475 --> 00:23:45,952 And to think this wasn't the worst part of my night. 592 00:23:45,952 --> 00:23:50,594 - Yeah, um, I kind of saw what happened earlier. 593 00:23:50,594 --> 00:23:51,616 It looked pretty brutal. 594 00:23:51,616 --> 00:23:52,605 Sorry. 595 00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:54,816 I have trouble minding my own business. 596 00:23:54,816 --> 00:23:56,875 That's, that's totally fine. 597 00:23:56,875 --> 00:23:58,445 Clearly I do too. 598 00:23:58,445 --> 00:24:01,233 Well, thank you for stepping in. 599 00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:03,256 Yeah, don't mention it. 600 00:24:03,256 --> 00:24:05,667 Mm. Hi, I'm Riley. 601 00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:07,747 Hi, Riley. I'm Dave. 602 00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,957 Nice to meet you, Dave. 603 00:24:09,957 --> 00:24:11,747 And, um, yeah, I, I, 604 00:24:11,747 --> 00:24:14,187 I know I probably shouldn't be telling you this, 605 00:24:14,187 --> 00:24:16,415 it may make me sound kind of judgemental. 606 00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:18,125 And I'm all about women supporting women 607 00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:19,454 and girl power and everything, 608 00:24:19,454 --> 00:24:23,334 but just to help ease this thing a little bit, 609 00:24:23,334 --> 00:24:25,917 you did kind of dodge a bullet. 610 00:24:27,387 --> 00:24:28,707 Oh, did I? 611 00:24:28,707 --> 00:24:31,445 Yes. You totally, totally did. 612 00:24:31,445 --> 00:24:33,278 And, just so you know, 613 00:24:34,675 --> 00:24:37,683 that girl kind of only goes for rich pricks anyway. 614 00:24:37,683 --> 00:24:38,933 Oh. Oh, okay. 615 00:24:39,774 --> 00:24:42,230 Oh, well, thank you for telling me that. 616 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:43,249 - Yep. - That makes me feel 617 00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:44,082 a lot better. 618 00:24:44,082 --> 00:24:45,249 Yeah, right. 619 00:24:46,592 --> 00:24:47,905 You wanna know something else? 620 00:24:47,905 --> 00:24:51,065 - Yes. - She doesn't even play pool. 621 00:24:51,065 --> 00:24:53,494 - Really? - Yes, really. 622 00:24:53,494 --> 00:24:58,083 I, I swear on my sweet, sweet grandmother Edith's grave. 623 00:24:58,083 --> 00:25:00,121 Oh, Grandmother Edith's dead. 624 00:25:00,121 --> 00:25:02,403 I'm so sorry. Nobody told me. 625 00:25:02,403 --> 00:25:03,361 Missed the memo. 626 00:25:03,361 --> 00:25:04,886 It's okay. It's, it's okay. 627 00:25:04,886 --> 00:25:06,163 She was kind of a bitch anyway. 628 00:25:06,163 --> 00:25:07,550 (Dave laughing) 629 00:25:07,550 --> 00:25:08,693 No, like, seriously. 630 00:25:08,693 --> 00:25:10,192 She comes in here with that pool cue 631 00:25:10,192 --> 00:25:11,344 hung over her shoulder 632 00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:14,032 so that guys will think that she's the cool chick 633 00:25:14,032 --> 00:25:15,304 who's down with pool in dive bars, but- 634 00:25:15,304 --> 00:25:16,505 (Dave exhaling) 635 00:25:16,505 --> 00:25:19,315 - Nobody in here has seen her play pool, like, not, 636 00:25:19,315 --> 00:25:20,202 not even once. 637 00:25:20,202 --> 00:25:21,413 That's really weird. 638 00:25:21,413 --> 00:25:24,224 It's totally, totally weird. 639 00:25:24,224 --> 00:25:26,813 I mean, you don't want none of that, do you? 640 00:25:26,813 --> 00:25:29,883 - No, I don't want none of that. (laughing) 641 00:25:29,883 --> 00:25:33,466 Get that away. (laughing) 642 00:25:34,649 --> 00:25:37,323 Anyway, these are my friends, 643 00:25:37,323 --> 00:25:38,995 and we're all polling together, 644 00:25:38,995 --> 00:25:41,493 and this is kind of our stomping ground. 645 00:25:41,493 --> 00:25:43,892 You're, you're welcome to join us 646 00:25:43,892 --> 00:25:47,309 for maybe like a few drinks, a few games- 647 00:25:48,583 --> 00:25:51,416 - Uh. - That's if you're up for it. 648 00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:55,565 Yeah. I mean, yeah. 649 00:25:55,565 --> 00:25:56,398 I guess, yeah. 650 00:25:56,398 --> 00:25:57,565 Why not? Sure. 651 00:25:58,865 --> 00:26:00,449 Let me ask you a question. 652 00:26:00,449 --> 00:26:03,257 You're not an Instagram model, are you? 653 00:26:03,257 --> 00:26:06,395 No, it has always been a dream of mine. 654 00:26:06,395 --> 00:26:07,421 (Dave laughing) 655 00:26:07,421 --> 00:26:08,549 I knew it. 656 00:26:08,549 --> 00:26:10,141 I'm gonna stay here. 657 00:26:10,141 --> 00:26:11,008 Let's go meet your friends. 658 00:26:11,008 --> 00:26:13,198 [Riley] All right, cool. 659 00:26:13,198 --> 00:26:15,989 Everybody, this is Dave. 660 00:26:15,989 --> 00:26:18,906 (group chattering) 661 00:26:22,174 --> 00:26:23,862 Hi, Dave. 662 00:26:23,862 --> 00:26:26,043 - How you doing? - It's good. 663 00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:28,473 This lovely lady is Alexis. 664 00:26:28,473 --> 00:26:29,822 Hello, lovely Alexis. 665 00:26:29,822 --> 00:26:32,548 She is a bit into me, you know? 666 00:26:32,548 --> 00:26:33,816 - Uh-oh. Look out. 667 00:26:33,816 --> 00:26:35,344 - Your shot. - Get me in line. 668 00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:37,536 You wanna get in line? 669 00:26:37,536 --> 00:26:40,869 (bright acoustic music) 670 00:26:52,913 --> 00:26:56,330 (bright music continues) 671 00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:17,633 (bright music continues) 672 00:27:30,389 --> 00:27:31,389 Whoa, hey. 673 00:27:33,637 --> 00:27:37,054 (bright music continues) 674 00:27:39,355 --> 00:27:42,355 (muffled speaking) 675 00:27:51,464 --> 00:27:52,677 I'm Dave! 676 00:27:52,677 --> 00:27:56,510 (music drowns out chattering) 677 00:28:03,064 --> 00:28:04,958 Yesterday? I just met you tonight. 678 00:28:04,958 --> 00:28:05,869 What? 679 00:28:05,869 --> 00:28:06,952 That bastard. 680 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,383 (bright music) 681 00:28:17,038 --> 00:28:19,955 (group chattering) 682 00:28:26,442 --> 00:28:28,411 [Group] Whoo! 683 00:28:28,411 --> 00:28:31,828 (bright music continues) 684 00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:52,771 (bright music continues) 685 00:29:19,789 --> 00:29:22,692 [Riley] The water's fine. 686 00:29:22,692 --> 00:29:23,692 [Dave] Um. 687 00:29:26,710 --> 00:29:29,127 Come on. They water's fine. 688 00:29:31,580 --> 00:29:33,250 Maybe we should just slow things down 689 00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:34,750 like a little bit. 690 00:29:41,202 --> 00:29:44,285 I should just let you get some sleep. 691 00:29:48,111 --> 00:29:50,278 I had a good time tonight. 692 00:30:00,932 --> 00:30:03,682 (door squeaking) 693 00:30:04,519 --> 00:30:05,500 Hey, Mom. 694 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:06,442 [Mom] Oh hi, honey. 695 00:30:06,442 --> 00:30:07,450 Just wanted to call and tell you 696 00:30:07,450 --> 00:30:09,089 what a great night I had. 697 00:30:09,089 --> 00:30:10,151 [Mom] Oh, yay. 698 00:30:10,151 --> 00:30:11,780 Met this girl named Riley. 699 00:30:11,780 --> 00:30:12,930 [Mom] Ooh. 700 00:30:12,930 --> 00:30:14,959 Yep, at this dive bar. 701 00:30:14,959 --> 00:30:17,820 And I don't know, I think, 702 00:30:17,820 --> 00:30:19,889 I think things are getting better, 703 00:30:19,889 --> 00:30:21,610 - for sure. - Oh, honey. 704 00:30:21,610 --> 00:30:22,443 I'm gonna be okay. 705 00:30:22,443 --> 00:30:23,940 [Mom] I know you are. 706 00:30:23,940 --> 00:30:24,820 I love you, Mom. 707 00:30:24,820 --> 00:30:25,653 - I love you too. - Just wanted to call 708 00:30:25,653 --> 00:30:26,486 and tell you that. 709 00:30:26,486 --> 00:30:27,380 [Mom] Oh, thanks sweetheart. 710 00:30:27,380 --> 00:30:28,213 Bye. 711 00:30:32,209 --> 00:30:34,876 (door closing) 712 00:30:37,999 --> 00:30:40,871 And now you just go to the, uh, third hook. 713 00:30:40,871 --> 00:30:41,887 Yeah. 714 00:30:41,887 --> 00:30:46,887 ♪ Thinking of you ♪ 715 00:30:49,140 --> 00:30:50,827 ♪ A lot ♪ 716 00:30:50,827 --> 00:30:51,660 And then right there, 717 00:30:51,660 --> 00:30:54,057 the guitar solo, like, will come in, 718 00:30:54,057 --> 00:30:56,140 just kind of play it out. 719 00:30:57,063 --> 00:30:59,228 Hey, guys. You sound really good. 720 00:30:59,228 --> 00:31:00,719 Um, hey, Sara. 721 00:31:00,719 --> 00:31:01,657 Hey, girl. 722 00:31:01,657 --> 00:31:03,199 - Hey. - Hey. 723 00:31:03,199 --> 00:31:04,657 How are you feeling? 724 00:31:04,657 --> 00:31:06,446 Um, I, I'm okay, 725 00:31:06,446 --> 00:31:08,199 just like little headache 726 00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:10,959 and kind of like a lot embarrassed. 727 00:31:10,959 --> 00:31:13,399 Um, did you sleep on the couch? 728 00:31:13,399 --> 00:31:14,326 Oh. Yeah, yeah. 729 00:31:14,326 --> 00:31:16,186 Nothing for you to be embarrassed about. 730 00:31:16,186 --> 00:31:17,497 I mean, if anybody should be embarrassed, 731 00:31:17,497 --> 00:31:21,148 it should be me because I lost to you in pool 732 00:31:21,148 --> 00:31:22,705 like 10 times. 733 00:31:22,705 --> 00:31:24,207 And don't worry about the couch. 734 00:31:24,207 --> 00:31:26,996 It's, it pulls out into this amazing mattress, 735 00:31:26,996 --> 00:31:30,276 literally like sleeping on a cloud from heaven. 736 00:31:30,276 --> 00:31:32,345 Thank you for letting me have that experience. 737 00:31:32,345 --> 00:31:35,674 Yeah, um, you're welcome then, I guess. 738 00:31:35,674 --> 00:31:40,356 Uh, and, uh, no need to be embarrassed by your pool game. 739 00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:42,830 I mean, everybody loses to the beast. 740 00:31:42,830 --> 00:31:44,426 I had no idea that you were, like, 741 00:31:44,426 --> 00:31:46,605 such a talented musician. 742 00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:47,954 I mean, you're really, really good. 743 00:31:47,954 --> 00:31:48,787 Yeah. Yeah. 744 00:31:48,787 --> 00:31:52,287 That's, uh, one of my many hidden talents. 745 00:31:53,735 --> 00:31:56,185 So do you wanna uh... 746 00:31:56,185 --> 00:31:57,906 if you wanna stick around for a while, 747 00:31:57,906 --> 00:31:59,095 I can make you some food. 748 00:31:59,095 --> 00:32:01,592 Like, I make a mean omelet. 749 00:32:01,592 --> 00:32:04,223 I should probably get going. 750 00:32:04,223 --> 00:32:05,056 It's tempting, though, 751 00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:08,383 but I gotta get home and, like, grade papers. 752 00:32:08,383 --> 00:32:10,050 And I got class, so. 753 00:32:11,093 --> 00:32:12,583 We should just ditch these two losers 754 00:32:12,583 --> 00:32:14,503 and go out and get some real food, you know, 755 00:32:14,503 --> 00:32:18,143 like pizza or like sushi, waffles, 756 00:32:18,143 --> 00:32:20,231 or pancakes, whatever you want. 757 00:32:20,231 --> 00:32:21,293 I'm easy. 758 00:32:21,293 --> 00:32:24,133 - I do love a California roll in the morning, 759 00:32:24,133 --> 00:32:26,933 especially after a long night drinking. 760 00:32:26,933 --> 00:32:29,951 But, um, I, I'm really not hungry or anything. 761 00:32:29,951 --> 00:32:31,423 I'm just kind of like stinky. 762 00:32:31,423 --> 00:32:34,101 Too much pool and tequila. 763 00:32:34,101 --> 00:32:36,052 You smell good to me, my lady. 764 00:32:36,052 --> 00:32:36,914 I'm joking. 765 00:32:36,914 --> 00:32:38,794 You wanna, uh, let me get you something to go. 766 00:32:38,794 --> 00:32:40,303 I'll, I'm, I'll box it up for you. 767 00:32:40,303 --> 00:32:41,372 Would you like some fruit 768 00:32:41,372 --> 00:32:44,434 or like a chocolate milk or something? 769 00:32:44,434 --> 00:32:45,714 (Riley laughing) 770 00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,413 - [Riley] Uh, I'm, I'm okay. Thank you though. 771 00:32:47,413 --> 00:32:48,973 That's really very nice of you. 772 00:32:48,973 --> 00:32:50,554 Yeah, no. 773 00:32:50,554 --> 00:32:53,872 So, um, hey, can I get your number? 774 00:32:53,872 --> 00:32:55,213 Yeah, of course. 775 00:32:55,213 --> 00:32:56,046 Your phone number? 776 00:32:56,046 --> 00:32:57,792 Maybe, like, I can call you 777 00:32:57,792 --> 00:32:59,223 or do something this week 778 00:32:59,223 --> 00:33:00,765 - or weekend, or whenever. - Yeah. 779 00:33:00,765 --> 00:33:02,161 No, of course. 780 00:33:02,161 --> 00:33:03,722 Actually I really like that. 781 00:33:03,722 --> 00:33:05,858 Just gimme, like, one second. 782 00:33:05,858 --> 00:33:06,691 My phone? 783 00:33:06,691 --> 00:33:07,594 There you go. 784 00:33:07,594 --> 00:33:10,023 Oh. Oh. (laughing) 785 00:33:10,023 --> 00:33:11,093 - Okay. Okay. - What? Stop. 786 00:33:11,093 --> 00:33:12,316 I'm trying to write here. 787 00:33:12,316 --> 00:33:13,899 That, that tickles. 788 00:33:14,982 --> 00:33:15,913 Almost done. 789 00:33:15,913 --> 00:33:17,141 They have phones for this? 790 00:33:17,141 --> 00:33:18,561 But it's more fun this way. 791 00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:20,884 What is that? Is that a one or a seven? 792 00:33:20,884 --> 00:33:23,110 - [Riley] It's, uh, it's kinda part of the challenge. 793 00:33:23,110 --> 00:33:25,076 Challenge accepted. 794 00:33:25,076 --> 00:33:26,572 Okay. Cool. 795 00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:28,410 Call me, though. 796 00:33:28,410 --> 00:33:29,243 I will call you. 797 00:33:29,243 --> 00:33:30,638 - Okay. Cool. - Yeah. Thank you- 798 00:33:30,638 --> 00:33:31,625 - Thank you. - For your number. 799 00:33:31,625 --> 00:33:32,827 I will be calling. 800 00:33:32,827 --> 00:33:36,247 Can I call you a ride now, so, um- 801 00:33:36,247 --> 00:33:37,830 - Yeah, good. - I'll walk you out 802 00:33:37,830 --> 00:33:38,689 and it'll be like two minutes. 803 00:33:38,689 --> 00:33:39,798 Okay, cool. 804 00:33:39,798 --> 00:33:42,399 Bye, guys. See you, Sara. 805 00:33:42,399 --> 00:33:43,439 Bye. 806 00:33:43,439 --> 00:33:44,330 Oh, okay. 807 00:33:44,330 --> 00:33:45,163 Okay. 808 00:33:47,167 --> 00:33:49,186 (soft guitar music) 809 00:33:49,186 --> 00:33:50,019 (Dave sighing) 810 00:33:50,019 --> 00:33:52,461 So I was thinking, like, whenever I call, like, 811 00:33:52,461 --> 00:33:53,706 if you wanna do this, like, 812 00:33:53,706 --> 00:33:54,906 we can either go- 813 00:33:54,906 --> 00:33:58,239 (music drowns out Dave) 814 00:34:03,698 --> 00:34:05,076 [Mom] Hi, sweetie. How are you? 815 00:34:05,076 --> 00:34:07,466 Hi, mom. I'm nervous. 816 00:34:07,466 --> 00:34:08,967 Uh, I'm really, I'm really nervous, 817 00:34:08,967 --> 00:34:09,800 and I don't know. 818 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:13,916 I just, I wanna ask Riley out, and I don't know. 819 00:34:13,916 --> 00:34:16,156 [Mom] Oh, sweetie, don't be nervous. 820 00:34:16,156 --> 00:34:18,167 She'll love you, everybody does. 821 00:34:18,167 --> 00:34:20,406 And if she doesn't, she doesn't deserve you. 822 00:34:20,406 --> 00:34:22,306 Yeah, I hope so. (chuckles) 823 00:34:22,306 --> 00:34:23,139 I do hope so. 824 00:34:23,139 --> 00:34:24,069 I just don't know if, 825 00:34:24,069 --> 00:34:25,039 am I ready? 826 00:34:25,039 --> 00:34:26,418 Is it, is it too soon? 827 00:34:26,418 --> 00:34:28,679 [Mom] Honey, you are such a sweet boy. 828 00:34:28,679 --> 00:34:31,629 Just let the relationship grow naturally. 829 00:34:31,629 --> 00:34:34,738 Remember, you are smart, you are handsome, 830 00:34:34,738 --> 00:34:36,826 and everyone loves you. 831 00:34:36,826 --> 00:34:38,229 [Mom] Yes. Thank you, mom. 832 00:34:38,229 --> 00:34:39,967 Thank you so much. I love you. 833 00:34:39,967 --> 00:34:42,884 You're welcome, sweetie. Goodbye. 834 00:34:47,423 --> 00:34:50,006 (horn honking) 835 00:34:57,383 --> 00:34:58,949 Hello, Riley. 836 00:34:58,949 --> 00:35:01,503 [Person On Phone] Who's this? 837 00:35:01,503 --> 00:35:02,872 Hello? 838 00:35:02,872 --> 00:35:03,872 It's Dave. 839 00:35:06,153 --> 00:35:07,615 Is Riley there? 840 00:35:07,615 --> 00:35:10,205 No, Dave. Riley's not here. 841 00:35:10,205 --> 00:35:11,415 Who the fuck is Riley? 842 00:35:11,415 --> 00:35:12,823 And who the fuck are you? 843 00:35:12,823 --> 00:35:14,175 I am sorry. I am sorry. 844 00:35:14,175 --> 00:35:16,603 I think I have the wrong number. 845 00:35:16,603 --> 00:35:18,234 Yeah, you must have have, buddy. 846 00:35:18,234 --> 00:35:20,623 Don't fucking call back. 847 00:35:20,623 --> 00:35:21,981 Fucking idiots! 848 00:35:21,981 --> 00:35:24,564 (dog barking) 849 00:35:40,310 --> 00:35:42,977 (bed squeaking) 850 00:35:46,700 --> 00:35:48,659 (vehicle engine rumbling) 851 00:35:48,659 --> 00:35:50,661 Hello, Riley. It's Dave. 852 00:35:50,661 --> 00:35:52,677 [Person On Phone] Who? 853 00:35:52,677 --> 00:35:54,096 Uh, Dave. 854 00:35:54,096 --> 00:35:58,097 I, I met you at the bar, Charlie's, the dive bar. 855 00:35:58,097 --> 00:35:59,764 Um, I, I, I don't, 856 00:36:00,797 --> 00:36:03,949 I don't think I know a Dave. 857 00:36:03,949 --> 00:36:05,199 Oh, oh, okay. 858 00:36:06,877 --> 00:36:08,216 - Um- - I'm, I'm sorry. 859 00:36:08,216 --> 00:36:10,928 Maybe, maybe you have the wrong number or something. 860 00:36:10,928 --> 00:36:11,957 Yes, maybe I do. 861 00:36:11,957 --> 00:36:13,124 I'm so sorry. 862 00:36:14,290 --> 00:36:15,677 I'm, I'm, I'm just fucking with you. 863 00:36:15,677 --> 00:36:16,696 Yeah, I am- 864 00:36:16,696 --> 00:36:18,567 (Dave laughing) 865 00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:20,178 That's funny. 866 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,928 That's a funny one. 867 00:36:21,928 --> 00:36:22,761 I actually didn't think 868 00:36:22,761 --> 00:36:24,498 you were gonna wanna talk to me again. 869 00:36:24,498 --> 00:36:27,186 I was kind of a mess when I left your place. 870 00:36:27,186 --> 00:36:29,826 Yeah, you were definitely a train wreck. 871 00:36:29,826 --> 00:36:30,659 That's me. 872 00:36:30,659 --> 00:36:32,200 No, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 873 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,033 Girl, please. 874 00:36:33,033 --> 00:36:35,268 Your mess is my black tie. 875 00:36:35,268 --> 00:36:36,279 [Riley] Well, that is sweet, 876 00:36:36,279 --> 00:36:38,778 but it's also kinda like a little bit sad. 877 00:36:38,778 --> 00:36:41,703 It's sad but true, yeah. 878 00:36:41,703 --> 00:36:45,079 Hey, I wanted to call and ask you 879 00:36:45,079 --> 00:36:48,959 if you'd like to go out with me Saturday. 880 00:36:48,959 --> 00:36:52,085 Yeah, Saturday would be perfect. 881 00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:53,585 But I will only go 882 00:36:54,519 --> 00:36:55,402 if you bring your guitar 883 00:36:55,402 --> 00:36:57,191 and those beautiful pipes of yours. 884 00:36:57,191 --> 00:37:00,191 You have yourself a deal, darling. 885 00:37:01,919 --> 00:37:04,336 Do you like sushi or omelets? 886 00:37:06,026 --> 00:37:07,663 [Riley] Surprise me. 887 00:37:07,663 --> 00:37:09,580 Okay, I will do that. 888 00:37:10,510 --> 00:37:12,470 I will see you Saturday. 889 00:37:12,470 --> 00:37:14,379 Okay, I'll see you then. 890 00:37:14,379 --> 00:37:15,971 Okay, I will see you then. 891 00:37:15,971 --> 00:37:17,001 And I can't wait. 892 00:37:17,001 --> 00:37:17,834 Me too. 893 00:37:17,834 --> 00:37:19,441 Hey, text me your address. 894 00:37:19,441 --> 00:37:21,457 Okay. Bye, Dave. 895 00:37:21,457 --> 00:37:22,290 Okay. 896 00:37:27,639 --> 00:37:28,806 Fucking idiot. 897 00:37:31,811 --> 00:37:33,001 (Dave deeply inhales) 898 00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:35,584 (Dave sighing) 899 00:37:37,859 --> 00:37:39,308 Hey, Mom. 900 00:37:39,308 --> 00:37:41,699 Well, I asked her out and she said yes. 901 00:37:41,699 --> 00:37:43,649 [Mom] Oh, that's nice, dear. 902 00:37:43,649 --> 00:37:44,929 I'm happy for you. 903 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,129 Thanks, Mom. 904 00:37:46,129 --> 00:37:47,910 She's great. 905 00:37:47,910 --> 00:37:49,521 Like, she's really fun. 906 00:37:49,521 --> 00:37:52,110 She's smart, she's pretty. 907 00:37:52,110 --> 00:37:53,761 I think that you'd really like her. 908 00:37:53,761 --> 00:37:55,519 [Mom] I'm sure I would dear. 909 00:37:55,519 --> 00:37:57,769 I'm just happy that you like her. 910 00:37:57,769 --> 00:37:59,910 I do, like, I really do. 911 00:37:59,910 --> 00:38:01,447 [Mom] Oh, good. 912 00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:02,497 (Dave sighing) 913 00:38:02,497 --> 00:38:04,167 [Mom] Dear, that's nice. 914 00:38:04,167 --> 00:38:05,519 Yeah. 915 00:38:05,519 --> 00:38:07,150 Well, I'm gonna go, 916 00:38:07,150 --> 00:38:10,080 but I just wanted to call you and tell you that, 917 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,150 and that I love you and I miss you. 918 00:38:12,150 --> 00:38:14,817 [Mom] Oh, I miss you too, Dan. 919 00:38:16,150 --> 00:38:17,567 Mom. It's Dave. 920 00:38:18,489 --> 00:38:20,609 [Mom] Oh, yes, of course, Dave. 921 00:38:20,609 --> 00:38:22,609 I miss you too, darling. 922 00:38:24,111 --> 00:38:24,944 Goodbye. 923 00:38:24,944 --> 00:38:26,277 [Mom] Goodbye. 924 00:38:30,489 --> 00:38:31,551 (birds chirping) 925 00:38:31,551 --> 00:38:34,289 - [Riley] Wow, so you really went with sushi? 926 00:38:34,289 --> 00:38:36,561 [Dave] I did. Yeah. 927 00:38:36,561 --> 00:38:37,394 You gonna get one? 928 00:38:37,394 --> 00:38:38,227 Yeah. 929 00:38:38,227 --> 00:38:39,222 Or you're just gonna play with it? 930 00:38:39,222 --> 00:38:42,519 No. What is that in the middle, anyway? 931 00:38:42,519 --> 00:38:44,192 That's an omelet. 932 00:38:44,192 --> 00:38:45,800 I couldn't decide which one to go for, 933 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,129 so I went with both. 934 00:38:47,129 --> 00:38:50,320 Um, that sounds disgusting, but, yeah, 935 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,071 actually it kind of works. 936 00:38:52,071 --> 00:38:54,032 Sushi is a bold choice for a picnic. 937 00:38:54,032 --> 00:38:55,632 Oh, yeah. You gotta go bold. 938 00:38:55,632 --> 00:38:56,465 That's the only way to do it. 939 00:38:56,465 --> 00:38:57,483 Yeah, indeed. 940 00:38:57,483 --> 00:38:58,504 It's really good, though. 941 00:38:58,504 --> 00:38:59,337 Thank you. 942 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:00,683 Where'd you get it from anyway? 943 00:39:00,683 --> 00:39:01,544 I made it. 944 00:39:01,544 --> 00:39:02,504 What? 945 00:39:02,504 --> 00:39:03,814 - I made it. - No, you didn't. 946 00:39:03,814 --> 00:39:05,894 - Yes I did. - No, you didn't. 947 00:39:05,894 --> 00:39:07,232 Bullshit. I made it. 948 00:39:07,232 --> 00:39:08,934 Nobody makes their own sushi. 949 00:39:08,934 --> 00:39:10,803 I do. I do. 950 00:39:10,803 --> 00:39:11,636 - Well- 951 00:39:11,636 --> 00:39:13,243 - Yeah. - It's pretty impressive. 952 00:39:13,243 --> 00:39:14,076 Thank you. 953 00:39:14,076 --> 00:39:16,024 I mean, he cooks, he sings, 954 00:39:16,024 --> 00:39:17,414 and he plays a mean guitar. 955 00:39:17,414 --> 00:39:19,755 Seriously, how haven't you been snatched up already? 956 00:39:19,755 --> 00:39:22,344 I don't know. I am kind of amazing. 957 00:39:22,344 --> 00:39:23,875 What can I say? 958 00:39:23,875 --> 00:39:24,974 It's crazy, right? 959 00:39:24,974 --> 00:39:28,494 - Yeah. A little bit. - I mean, no, no, um, 960 00:39:28,494 --> 00:39:29,875 (Dave sighing) 961 00:39:29,875 --> 00:39:33,683 well, I just got out of this long relationship, I mean, 962 00:39:33,683 --> 00:39:36,495 semi-recently, and so I haven't really wanted 963 00:39:36,495 --> 00:39:38,955 to meet anybody until now. 964 00:39:38,955 --> 00:39:40,205 Yeah, me too. 965 00:39:41,296 --> 00:39:46,296 Just got out of a relationship, and a pretty shitty one. 966 00:39:46,596 --> 00:39:49,415 But I guess you kind of already knew that. 967 00:39:49,415 --> 00:39:50,825 Oh yeah, that one. 968 00:39:50,825 --> 00:39:51,841 I felt that. 969 00:39:51,841 --> 00:39:53,057 Sorry. 970 00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:53,986 - Yeah. - Yeah. 971 00:39:53,986 --> 00:39:55,467 No, it's okay. 972 00:39:55,467 --> 00:39:56,302 It's fine. 973 00:39:56,302 --> 00:39:58,833 I was so embarrassed. 974 00:39:58,833 --> 00:40:00,166 You were embarrassed? 975 00:40:00,166 --> 00:40:01,632 - I can't- - I got bitch slapped 976 00:40:01,632 --> 00:40:04,407 with his hand to my nose. 977 00:40:04,407 --> 00:40:06,157 Yeah, he does that. 978 00:40:07,626 --> 00:40:08,459 Awful. 979 00:40:08,459 --> 00:40:09,931 Sorry. 980 00:40:09,931 --> 00:40:10,774 That's okay. 981 00:40:10,774 --> 00:40:14,656 You know, I just wanted to tell you and be upfront. 982 00:40:14,656 --> 00:40:16,756 I am in between jobs 983 00:40:16,756 --> 00:40:19,924 and I'm in between living situations. 984 00:40:19,924 --> 00:40:23,558 And I know that's not like a big turn on for most women, 985 00:40:23,558 --> 00:40:25,141 but I will say that 986 00:40:26,256 --> 00:40:27,909 - you should. - Oh, shit. 987 00:40:27,909 --> 00:40:30,563 I totally, I totally, totally forgot. 988 00:40:30,563 --> 00:40:33,375 I have something, like really important to do today 989 00:40:33,375 --> 00:40:35,958 and I kind of need to get home. 990 00:40:36,884 --> 00:40:38,557 Okay. Yeah, no. 991 00:40:38,557 --> 00:40:39,467 Yeah, it's, um, 992 00:40:39,467 --> 00:40:43,696 it's my dog and it's her birthday and I, 993 00:40:43,696 --> 00:40:47,779 I swear I promised her I'd take her to this ball. 994 00:40:49,627 --> 00:40:52,619 No, that's fine. That's totally cool. 995 00:40:52,619 --> 00:40:53,452 I understand. 996 00:40:53,452 --> 00:40:55,260 Yeah. I'm totally kidding. 997 00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:56,315 - I'm totally kidding. - Oh. 998 00:40:56,315 --> 00:40:57,148 Sorry. 999 00:40:57,148 --> 00:40:59,000 (Dave laughing) 1000 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,808 - Sorry. - That's funny. 1001 00:41:00,808 --> 00:41:02,927 That's a good joke. 1002 00:41:02,927 --> 00:41:03,854 - You're hill- - No, I'm not. 1003 00:41:03,854 --> 00:41:05,894 - You're hilarious. - No. 1004 00:41:05,894 --> 00:41:07,707 - I'm really not funny. - No, you're really funny. 1005 00:41:07,707 --> 00:41:08,540 I try. 1006 00:41:08,540 --> 00:41:09,896 That was a good one. 1007 00:41:09,896 --> 00:41:10,827 That was a good one. 1008 00:41:10,827 --> 00:41:12,370 I liked it. 1009 00:41:12,370 --> 00:41:13,615 Good joke. 1010 00:41:13,615 --> 00:41:15,304 - Okay. - Good joke. 1011 00:41:15,304 --> 00:41:16,804 - Stop. - You got me. 1012 00:41:16,804 --> 00:41:18,302 - Sorry. - Funny. 1013 00:41:18,302 --> 00:41:20,376 Pocket that one. 1014 00:41:20,376 --> 00:41:21,209 Um. 1015 00:41:24,566 --> 00:41:27,137 You know, like, seriously though, I mean, 1016 00:41:27,137 --> 00:41:29,755 sometimes things happen when we're transitioning 1017 00:41:29,755 --> 00:41:31,177 in between situations. 1018 00:41:31,177 --> 00:41:33,475 I mean, it's not always about where you are now, 1019 00:41:33,475 --> 00:41:35,657 it's about where you're going, right? 1020 00:41:35,657 --> 00:41:36,907 Amen to that. 1021 00:41:38,835 --> 00:41:41,585 So, like, uh, what's your plan? 1022 00:41:42,475 --> 00:41:45,505 I mean, where do you wanna be in five years? 1023 00:41:45,505 --> 00:41:46,573 Five years. 1024 00:41:46,573 --> 00:41:49,490 Um, wow, that feels like a century. 1025 00:41:50,457 --> 00:41:53,235 I, well, I wanna have my own place, 1026 00:41:53,235 --> 00:41:54,457 my own place to live. 1027 00:41:54,457 --> 00:41:56,536 I don't wanna live, you know, with roomies. 1028 00:41:56,536 --> 00:41:57,466 [Riley] Sure. 1029 00:41:57,466 --> 00:42:01,073 - I would love to have a good paying job, like, 1030 00:42:01,073 --> 00:42:03,606 something having to do with music. 1031 00:42:03,606 --> 00:42:05,795 It's kind of my thing, you know? 1032 00:42:05,795 --> 00:42:09,035 And maybe, maybe start a family. 1033 00:42:09,035 --> 00:42:10,017 - Yeah. - But you know what? 1034 00:42:10,017 --> 00:42:12,817 I gotta meet the right girl for that. 1035 00:42:12,817 --> 00:42:15,787 And I have not met anyone that I like. 1036 00:42:15,787 --> 00:42:17,767 - Uh-huh, not like- - Like, at all. 1037 00:42:17,767 --> 00:42:19,043 Not like one? 1038 00:42:19,043 --> 00:42:20,244 - Not one. - Not one. 1039 00:42:20,244 --> 00:42:21,634 - Like, I don't like any- 1040 00:42:21,634 --> 00:42:22,583 Don't like anybody. 1041 00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:23,416 Any girl. 1042 00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:24,249 (Riley laughing) 1043 00:42:24,249 --> 00:42:25,634 I haven't met one I like. 1044 00:42:25,634 --> 00:42:27,413 Okay, nice. 1045 00:42:27,413 --> 00:42:28,365 I'm joking. 1046 00:42:28,365 --> 00:42:29,733 Ah, you got me. 1047 00:42:29,733 --> 00:42:31,474 I like, I like you. 1048 00:42:31,474 --> 00:42:33,805 - Oh. - I just said that out loud. 1049 00:42:33,805 --> 00:42:35,234 Oh my god. 1050 00:42:35,234 --> 00:42:36,192 - That's embarrassing. - Thank you. 1051 00:42:36,192 --> 00:42:38,109 No, no. I like you too. 1052 00:42:39,721 --> 00:42:40,721 Thank you. 1053 00:42:44,517 --> 00:42:45,350 So, um, 1054 00:42:47,091 --> 00:42:49,542 there's a music teacher position 1055 00:42:49,542 --> 00:42:51,042 opening at my school. 1056 00:42:51,042 --> 00:42:52,821 I don't know if you'd be interested, 1057 00:42:52,821 --> 00:42:54,821 but I could put in like a recommendation for you 1058 00:42:54,821 --> 00:42:56,180 if you want. 1059 00:42:56,180 --> 00:42:58,597 I mean, it's not like the dream job, 1060 00:42:58,597 --> 00:43:00,450 but you would be sharing your love of music 1061 00:43:00,450 --> 00:43:02,479 with impressionable young minds. 1062 00:43:02,479 --> 00:43:03,341 Yes. 1063 00:43:03,341 --> 00:43:04,192 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1064 00:43:04,192 --> 00:43:07,332 Like a "School of Rock" kind of thing, right? 1065 00:43:07,332 --> 00:43:10,612 Well, except I would be a more handsome Jack Black. 1066 00:43:10,612 --> 00:43:11,703 Yeah. Yeah. 1067 00:43:11,703 --> 00:43:12,602 I mean, like, kind of, 1068 00:43:12,602 --> 00:43:15,742 but Jack Black was pretty hot in that movie. 1069 00:43:15,742 --> 00:43:16,575 Oh, no, no. 1070 00:43:16,575 --> 00:43:17,612 Yeah, no, totally. 1071 00:43:17,612 --> 00:43:20,039 Jack Black is hot in that movie. 1072 00:43:20,039 --> 00:43:20,999 Yeah. 1073 00:43:20,999 --> 00:43:22,868 - Yeah. Okay. - Oh, yeah. 1074 00:43:22,868 --> 00:43:24,531 I love this idea. 1075 00:43:24,531 --> 00:43:26,570 I would love to be considered. 1076 00:43:26,570 --> 00:43:28,065 Yeah. Okay, awesome. 1077 00:43:28,065 --> 00:43:30,657 I will, I'll talk to the principal on Monday then. 1078 00:43:30,657 --> 00:43:31,985 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1079 00:43:31,985 --> 00:43:34,195 - Sounds groovy. - You are welcome. 1080 00:43:34,195 --> 00:43:35,255 That's cool. 1081 00:43:35,255 --> 00:43:39,255 (ice cream truck music playing) 1082 00:43:47,114 --> 00:43:48,085 Nice park. 1083 00:43:48,085 --> 00:43:50,835 (birds chirping) 1084 00:43:57,573 --> 00:43:59,463 - [Riley] Hey, um, you wanna get out of here? 1085 00:43:59,463 --> 00:44:00,674 Yes. Yes. 1086 00:44:00,674 --> 00:44:03,213 - Maybe go for a walk, like, feed the ducks. 1087 00:44:03,213 --> 00:44:04,613 Oh yeah, that sounds great. 1088 00:44:04,613 --> 00:44:05,694 - Let's do that. - Okay. 1089 00:44:05,694 --> 00:44:06,527 - Yeah. - Cool. 1090 00:44:06,527 --> 00:44:08,269 Just gimme, like, one second. 1091 00:44:08,269 --> 00:44:09,102 Okay. 1092 00:44:12,416 --> 00:44:13,845 What? 1093 00:44:13,845 --> 00:44:15,215 What? 1094 00:44:15,215 --> 00:44:16,411 That's awesome. 1095 00:44:16,411 --> 00:44:17,521 [Riley] What? It's a hat. 1096 00:44:17,521 --> 00:44:19,161 It's a great hat. 1097 00:44:19,161 --> 00:44:20,763 It's a great hat. 1098 00:44:20,763 --> 00:44:21,902 Am I embarrassing you? 1099 00:44:21,902 --> 00:44:23,073 No, no, no. 1100 00:44:23,073 --> 00:44:26,251 It's like we're gonna go on a safari now. (laughing) 1101 00:44:26,251 --> 00:44:27,582 No, I love it, like, I really do. 1102 00:44:27,582 --> 00:44:29,752 My dad had a hat like that when I was 10. 1103 00:44:29,752 --> 00:44:32,585 Your dad has very good taste then. 1104 00:44:32,585 --> 00:44:35,161 He had excellent taste. 1105 00:44:35,161 --> 00:44:36,874 You look good. 1106 00:44:36,874 --> 00:44:38,214 - Okay. - You look adorable. 1107 00:44:38,214 --> 00:44:40,355 - Thank you. - Riley, you look so good. 1108 00:44:40,355 --> 00:44:42,414 - Thank you. - So good. 1109 00:44:42,414 --> 00:44:43,563 - Look at this. - Okay. I got it. 1110 00:44:43,563 --> 00:44:45,821 - I got it. You wanna- - It's breathable, 1111 00:44:45,821 --> 00:44:47,452 it's durable. 1112 00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:48,822 You look so good. 1113 00:44:48,822 --> 00:44:50,442 You wanna, you wanna go? 1114 00:44:50,442 --> 00:44:51,275 Yes, let's go. 1115 00:44:51,275 --> 00:44:52,343 Okay. All right, cool. 1116 00:44:52,343 --> 00:44:55,971 - Okay, let's go, let's go look for the ducks. 1117 00:44:55,971 --> 00:44:57,824 Yeah. (chuckles) 1118 00:44:57,824 --> 00:44:59,056 All right. 1119 00:44:59,056 --> 00:45:00,639 - Safari time. - Okay. 1120 00:45:01,822 --> 00:45:02,655 ♪ There was a time ♪ 1121 00:45:02,655 --> 00:45:07,655 ♪ One time ♪ 1122 00:45:10,086 --> 00:45:13,544 ♪ Had to change his mind ♪ 1123 00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:18,544 ♪ One time ♪ 1124 00:45:20,206 --> 00:45:23,035 ♪ Had to let it go ♪ 1125 00:45:23,035 --> 00:45:26,526 ♪ One time ♪ 1126 00:45:26,526 --> 00:45:30,165 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1127 00:45:30,165 --> 00:45:32,291 ♪ And head on ♪ 1128 00:45:32,291 --> 00:45:37,291 ♪ One time ♪ 1129 00:45:39,143 --> 00:45:41,726 ♪ There was a time ♪ 1130 00:45:41,726 --> 00:45:46,726 ♪ One time ♪ 1131 00:45:48,056 --> 00:45:51,285 ♪ Time to let it go ♪ 1132 00:45:51,285 --> 00:45:56,285 ♪ One time ♪ 1133 00:45:57,693 --> 00:46:00,273 ♪ Had to set it free ♪ 1134 00:46:00,273 --> 00:46:03,985 ♪ One time ♪ 1135 00:46:03,985 --> 00:46:08,985 ♪ To hole and head on ♪ 1136 00:46:09,613 --> 00:46:14,613 ♪ One time ♪ 1137 00:46:15,971 --> 00:46:19,312 ♪ Don't you see- ♪ 1138 00:46:19,312 --> 00:46:20,781 Hey. 1139 00:46:20,781 --> 00:46:21,680 You look so pretty. 1140 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:22,680 Thank you. 1141 00:46:23,581 --> 00:46:25,491 Oh my gosh. You got me flowers. 1142 00:46:25,491 --> 00:46:26,324 Yes. 1143 00:46:26,324 --> 00:46:27,157 They're so pretty. Thank you. 1144 00:46:27,157 --> 00:46:28,440 You're very welcome. 1145 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:29,273 (Riley gasps) 1146 00:46:29,273 --> 00:46:30,961 You bring me a hat? 1147 00:46:30,961 --> 00:46:32,567 I love it! 1148 00:46:32,567 --> 00:46:33,887 - Awesome. - Do you like it? It 1149 00:46:33,887 --> 00:46:36,198 - It looks perfect. - Yeah? 1150 00:46:36,198 --> 00:46:38,157 You look great. 1151 00:46:38,157 --> 00:46:40,740 (horn honking) 1152 00:46:44,193 --> 00:46:47,869 ♪ Oh and head on ♪ 1153 00:46:47,869 --> 00:46:50,666 ♪ One time ♪ 1154 00:46:50,666 --> 00:46:53,991 Hey lady, you forgot your hat. 1155 00:46:53,991 --> 00:46:58,370 ♪ Don't you steal away ♪ 1156 00:46:58,370 --> 00:47:02,162 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1157 00:47:02,162 --> 00:47:07,162 ♪ Don't you steal away ♪ 1158 00:47:07,391 --> 00:47:11,839 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1159 00:47:11,839 --> 00:47:16,770 ♪ Don't you steel away ♪ 1160 00:47:16,770 --> 00:47:21,541 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1161 00:47:21,541 --> 00:47:26,322 ♪ The angel in his eye ♪ 1162 00:47:26,322 --> 00:47:31,322 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1163 00:47:34,511 --> 00:47:39,511 ♪ There was a time ♪ 1164 00:47:40,311 --> 00:47:43,754 ♪ Had to change his mind ♪ 1165 00:47:43,754 --> 00:47:48,695 ♪ One time to go ♪ 1166 00:47:48,695 --> 00:47:50,695 ♪ To go ♪ 1167 00:47:50,695 --> 00:47:53,345 ♪ Had to let it go ♪ 1168 00:47:53,345 --> 00:47:56,223 ♪ A time to go ♪ 1169 00:47:56,223 --> 00:47:58,969 ♪ To go ♪ 1170 00:47:58,969 --> 00:48:02,681 ♪ Oh, and head on ♪ 1171 00:48:02,681 --> 00:48:07,681 ♪ A time to go ♪ 1172 00:48:12,231 --> 00:48:17,231 ♪ Goodbye, my girl ♪ 1173 00:48:21,242 --> 00:48:26,242 ♪ Goodbye, my girl ♪ 1174 00:48:30,612 --> 00:48:35,612 ♪ Goodbye, my girl ♪ 1175 00:48:39,943 --> 00:48:42,860 ♪ Goodbye, my girl ♪ 1176 00:48:45,895 --> 00:48:49,015 (acoustic guitar music) (surf pounding) 1177 00:48:49,015 --> 00:48:51,764 ♪ You want to go here ♪ 1178 00:48:51,764 --> 00:48:54,414 ♪ Go there ♪ 1179 00:48:54,414 --> 00:48:56,772 ♪ Tell me where I'm taking you ♪ 1180 00:48:56,772 --> 00:48:58,554 ♪ I don't care ♪ 1181 00:48:58,554 --> 00:49:02,583 ♪ As long as I'm taking ♪ 1182 00:49:02,583 --> 00:49:07,583 ♪ Care of you ♪ 1183 00:49:08,792 --> 00:49:13,564 ♪ Ask me and I'll tell you ♪ 1184 00:49:13,564 --> 00:49:15,295 ♪ What's around the corner ♪ 1185 00:49:15,295 --> 00:49:17,632 ♪ It's something new ♪ 1186 00:49:17,632 --> 00:49:21,634 ♪ As long as I'm taking ♪ 1187 00:49:21,634 --> 00:49:23,724 ♪ Care of you ♪ 1188 00:49:23,724 --> 00:49:26,891 (gentle guitar music) 1189 00:49:28,044 --> 00:49:32,743 ♪ Tell me something different ♪ 1190 00:49:32,743 --> 00:49:37,743 ♪ I've heard it all before ♪ 1191 00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:42,850 ♪ Are you any different ♪ 1192 00:49:42,852 --> 00:49:47,612 ♪ Maybe not, but maybe so ♪ 1193 00:49:47,612 --> 00:49:50,020 ♪ Good girl ♪ 1194 00:49:50,020 --> 00:49:52,331 ♪ Tell you no ♪ 1195 00:49:52,331 --> 00:49:54,362 ♪ Come a little closer ♪ 1196 00:49:54,362 --> 00:49:56,751 ♪ Just let go ♪ 1197 00:49:56,751 --> 00:49:59,122 ♪ As long ♪ 1198 00:49:59,122 --> 00:50:02,789 ♪ As I'm taking care of you ♪ 1199 00:50:08,179 --> 00:50:09,485 You're so talented. 1200 00:50:09,485 --> 00:50:10,362 No, no. 1201 00:50:10,362 --> 00:50:11,263 You are. 1202 00:50:11,263 --> 00:50:13,234 Thanks. Thanks. 1203 00:50:13,234 --> 00:50:17,151 - And handsome and, like, really, really funny. 1204 00:50:18,394 --> 00:50:19,498 Well, thank you. 1205 00:50:19,498 --> 00:50:21,571 You're very sweet. 1206 00:50:21,571 --> 00:50:26,321 - And, you know, all the kids at school totally love you. 1207 00:50:27,331 --> 00:50:30,803 Hey, I even overheard Mikey Andrews 1208 00:50:30,803 --> 00:50:33,033 saying that he wanted to invite you to his birthday party 1209 00:50:33,033 --> 00:50:37,563 so that all of his friends can listen to you play. 1210 00:50:37,563 --> 00:50:39,222 Mikey Andrews said that? 1211 00:50:39,222 --> 00:50:41,860 - Yeah. - Oh, that's funny. 1212 00:50:41,860 --> 00:50:43,643 (Dave laughing) 1213 00:50:43,643 --> 00:50:46,651 - You know, I never got invited to a birthday party. 1214 00:50:46,651 --> 00:50:48,883 I mean, I used to be the cool teacher, 1215 00:50:48,883 --> 00:50:51,801 but now it's all Mr. Dave this and Mr. Dave that. 1216 00:50:51,801 --> 00:50:54,462 I mean, how can math and science compete 1217 00:50:54,462 --> 00:50:56,795 with a hot, young rock star? 1218 00:50:57,841 --> 00:51:00,630 - I think math and science is pretty cool actually. 1219 00:51:00,630 --> 00:51:01,830 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1220 00:51:01,830 --> 00:51:03,452 - Above ground? - Yeah. 1221 00:51:03,452 --> 00:51:04,885 Especially science. 1222 00:51:04,885 --> 00:51:06,552 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1223 00:51:07,933 --> 00:51:10,032 I like biology too. 1224 00:51:10,032 --> 00:51:11,032 And anatomy. 1225 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:16,829 (Dave laughing) 1226 00:51:16,829 --> 00:51:18,079 I love anatomy. 1227 00:51:19,282 --> 00:51:22,032 (waves crashing) 1228 00:51:24,192 --> 00:51:26,013 [Riley] Um, come on. 1229 00:51:26,013 --> 00:51:27,387 Let's go for a walk. 1230 00:51:27,387 --> 00:51:29,637 [Dave] Yeah, let's do it. 1231 00:51:30,746 --> 00:51:33,496 (waves crashing) 1232 00:51:35,317 --> 00:51:36,150 Come on. 1233 00:51:37,098 --> 00:51:39,848 (Dave laughing) 1234 00:51:44,388 --> 00:51:46,869 - [Game Character] So you won't be leaving my area 1235 00:51:46,869 --> 00:51:48,690 with the crystals. 1236 00:51:48,690 --> 00:51:49,607 I swear it. 1237 00:51:52,579 --> 00:51:55,941 (device shooting) 1238 00:51:55,941 --> 00:51:56,991 Hey, man. 1239 00:51:56,991 --> 00:51:58,861 What's going on? 1240 00:51:58,861 --> 00:52:01,421 I'm just getting ready for work. 1241 00:52:01,421 --> 00:52:03,370 - [Ryan] Mm-hmm. 1242 00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:04,858 Weird seeing you up this early. 1243 00:52:04,858 --> 00:52:07,378 (lively music) 1244 00:52:07,378 --> 00:52:09,090 Are you still liking the job or what? 1245 00:52:09,090 --> 00:52:10,138 Oh yeah. 1246 00:52:10,138 --> 00:52:12,019 Man, it's awesome. 1247 00:52:12,019 --> 00:52:14,471 The kids are, like, amazing. 1248 00:52:14,471 --> 00:52:17,210 And the music, they love the music. 1249 00:52:17,210 --> 00:52:18,362 It's, I mean, 1250 00:52:18,362 --> 00:52:22,490 it's like I'm this young rock star, you know? 1251 00:52:22,490 --> 00:52:26,063 But they're eight, they're eight-year-olds, so. 1252 00:52:26,063 --> 00:52:26,896 I love it. 1253 00:52:26,896 --> 00:52:29,701 And I get to see Riley every day. 1254 00:52:29,701 --> 00:52:31,373 All right. That's great man. 1255 00:52:31,373 --> 00:52:34,013 So, speaking of Riley, you guys porking yet? 1256 00:52:34,013 --> 00:52:35,211 What? No. 1257 00:52:35,211 --> 00:52:36,352 Dude. 1258 00:52:36,352 --> 00:52:37,765 (Ryan laughing) 1259 00:52:37,765 --> 00:52:38,598 Don't say that. 1260 00:52:38,598 --> 00:52:39,583 That is a no. 1261 00:52:39,583 --> 00:52:41,269 Just shut up, please. 1262 00:52:41,269 --> 00:52:44,781 Dude, what has it been, like six months? 1263 00:52:44,781 --> 00:52:46,370 A month and a half? 1264 00:52:46,370 --> 00:52:47,688 Look, all I'm saying is you guys been 1265 00:52:47,688 --> 00:52:52,619 on a hell of a lot of, uh, beach dates and park dates. 1266 00:52:52,619 --> 00:52:54,042 Ryan, I like the park. 1267 00:52:54,042 --> 00:52:55,362 I know you like the park, Dave. 1268 00:52:55,362 --> 00:52:56,195 That's not the point. 1269 00:52:56,195 --> 00:52:59,231 When are you guys gonna go on some bedroom dates, you know, 1270 00:52:59,231 --> 00:53:00,341 some backseat dates, 1271 00:53:00,341 --> 00:53:02,729 some hotel room dates, some shower dates, 1272 00:53:02,729 --> 00:53:05,122 some kitchen floor dates, you know what I mean? 1273 00:53:05,122 --> 00:53:07,698 Yeah, I do know what you mean, Ryan. 1274 00:53:07,698 --> 00:53:09,101 The walls are quite thin, 1275 00:53:09,101 --> 00:53:11,915 so I hear you and Sara porking it a lot. 1276 00:53:11,915 --> 00:53:12,798 [Game Character] You pesky little rat. 1277 00:53:12,798 --> 00:53:16,013 - Yeah, well, I hate to break it to you, buddy but, 1278 00:53:16,013 --> 00:53:16,846 my house. 1279 00:53:18,143 --> 00:53:19,634 I know, 1280 00:53:19,634 --> 00:53:20,467 I know. 1281 00:53:20,467 --> 00:53:23,272 We are getting there, okay? 1282 00:53:23,272 --> 00:53:26,782 We talk and then we end up talking a lot more. 1283 00:53:26,782 --> 00:53:29,575 And, (sighing) 1284 00:53:29,575 --> 00:53:31,825 I don't know, I don't know. 1285 00:53:32,663 --> 00:53:34,754 Look, Dave, the longer you wait, 1286 00:53:34,754 --> 00:53:37,554 the harder it's gonna be to initiate. 1287 00:53:37,554 --> 00:53:38,708 Great. Thank you. 1288 00:53:38,708 --> 00:53:39,541 That's great advice. 1289 00:53:39,541 --> 00:53:40,615 - Mm-hmm. 1290 00:53:40,615 --> 00:53:42,634 Well, good talk, bud. 1291 00:53:42,634 --> 00:53:44,717 Have fun with the kiddos. 1292 00:53:48,703 --> 00:53:51,870 (controller clicking) 1293 00:53:55,549 --> 00:53:56,522 ♪ The babies on the bus ♪ 1294 00:53:56,522 --> 00:53:57,942 ♪ Go wah, wah, wah ♪ 1295 00:53:57,942 --> 00:54:00,218 ♪ All through the town ♪ 1296 00:54:00,218 --> 00:54:01,773 All right. 1297 00:54:01,773 --> 00:54:02,606 Whoo. (all applauding) 1298 00:54:02,606 --> 00:54:04,356 All right. All right. 1299 00:54:05,350 --> 00:54:06,733 Good job. 1300 00:54:06,733 --> 00:54:08,042 So, okay, 1301 00:54:08,042 --> 00:54:09,562 a birthday party would not be complete 1302 00:54:09,562 --> 00:54:11,431 without singing the birthday song. 1303 00:54:11,431 --> 00:54:14,339 Mr. Mikey Andrews, get up here buddy. 1304 00:54:14,339 --> 00:54:15,333 - Whoo. - All right. 1305 00:54:15,333 --> 00:54:17,348 Give it up, give it up for Mikey Andrews. 1306 00:54:17,348 --> 00:54:18,181 (children clapping) 1307 00:54:18,181 --> 00:54:19,430 Show your appreciation. 1308 00:54:19,430 --> 00:54:20,990 All right. 1309 00:54:20,990 --> 00:54:21,990 (gentle music) 1310 00:54:21,990 --> 00:54:23,100 Ready? 1311 00:54:23,100 --> 00:54:30,910 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1312 00:54:30,910 --> 00:54:35,721 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Mikey ♪ 1313 00:54:35,721 --> 00:54:39,054 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1314 00:54:39,921 --> 00:54:41,652 (children applauding) 1315 00:54:41,652 --> 00:54:44,220 Whoo! (laughing) 1316 00:54:44,220 --> 00:54:46,161 All right. Yeah. 1317 00:54:46,161 --> 00:54:47,309 Mikey 1318 00:54:47,309 --> 00:54:48,240 (children laughing) 1319 00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:49,073 Mikey! 1320 00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:50,993 No! 1321 00:54:50,993 --> 00:54:51,826 Oh, okay. 1322 00:54:51,826 --> 00:54:52,659 Okay, guys. 1323 00:54:52,659 --> 00:54:53,810 All right. All right. 1324 00:54:53,810 --> 00:54:54,890 All right, you guys. 1325 00:54:54,890 --> 00:54:56,810 That's good, that's good, that's good. 1326 00:54:56,810 --> 00:54:57,858 Okay. Okay. 1327 00:54:57,858 --> 00:55:00,858 (children laughing) 1328 00:55:09,189 --> 00:55:11,297 (gentle music) 1329 00:55:11,297 --> 00:55:13,249 Hey, guys, help me out here. 1330 00:55:13,249 --> 00:55:15,278 Well, you think I'm fucking funny. 1331 00:55:15,278 --> 00:55:17,438 Huh, am I here to fucking amuse you? 1332 00:55:17,438 --> 00:55:18,278 Huh? Huh? 1333 00:55:18,278 --> 00:55:19,886 And what am I, a fucking clown? 1334 00:55:19,886 --> 00:55:22,115 (Dave laughing) 1335 00:55:22,115 --> 00:55:25,305 - Seriously, that is like the best "Casino" reenactment 1336 00:55:25,305 --> 00:55:26,138 that I've ever seen. 1337 00:55:26,138 --> 00:55:30,246 I mean, your Joe Pesci is like top five at least. 1338 00:55:30,246 --> 00:55:31,275 Yes. 1339 00:55:31,275 --> 00:55:32,857 - [Server] Hope you enjoyed your meal tonight. 1340 00:55:32,857 --> 00:55:35,977 Are you done playing with your food, 1341 00:55:35,977 --> 00:55:38,406 or can I take that plate from you? 1342 00:55:38,406 --> 00:55:39,239 No, take it. 1343 00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:40,107 You got it man. 1344 00:55:40,107 --> 00:55:41,777 It was delicious, by the way. 1345 00:55:41,777 --> 00:55:42,937 [Server] Very glad. 1346 00:55:42,937 --> 00:55:44,478 - You, ma'am? - I'm all done. 1347 00:55:44,478 --> 00:55:46,645 It was so good. Thank you. 1348 00:55:48,459 --> 00:55:49,292 (Dave chuckles) 1349 00:55:49,292 --> 00:55:50,125 So, so, uh, 1350 00:55:50,125 --> 00:55:51,235 so do you prefer, like, 1351 00:55:51,235 --> 00:55:53,998 a "My Cousin Vinny" Joe Pesci or, like, 1352 00:55:53,998 --> 00:55:56,027 a "Home Alone" Joe Pesci? 1353 00:55:56,027 --> 00:55:59,804 - [Riley] Mm, kind of I think I like all your Joe Pesci. 1354 00:55:59,804 --> 00:56:00,637 Oh. 1355 00:56:00,637 --> 00:56:01,598 (both laughing) 1356 00:56:01,598 --> 00:56:02,599 Hey, why don't we, 1357 00:56:02,599 --> 00:56:03,432 why don't we go and watch 1358 00:56:03,432 --> 00:56:05,184 a little Joe Pesci back at my place? 1359 00:56:05,184 --> 00:56:07,517 I thought you'd never ask. 1360 00:56:08,553 --> 00:56:09,837 (gentle piano music) 1361 00:56:09,837 --> 00:56:11,533 What? That. 1362 00:56:11,533 --> 00:56:13,511 Come on, that was, Tomei from, like, 1363 00:56:13,511 --> 00:56:14,661 from "My Cousin Vinny." 1364 00:56:14,661 --> 00:56:15,730 Is that what that was? 1365 00:56:15,730 --> 00:56:17,112 [Riley] You did Pesci, so I did Tomei. 1366 00:56:17,112 --> 00:56:18,542 Come on. It was good. 1367 00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:20,701 - [Dave] A little disappointed in you, Riley. 1368 00:56:20,701 --> 00:56:22,221 It was funny. 1369 00:56:22,221 --> 00:56:23,163 I'm fucking with you, though. 1370 00:56:23,163 --> 00:56:23,996 I was good. 1371 00:56:23,996 --> 00:56:26,380 [Riley] It's okay. Thank, thank you. 1372 00:56:26,380 --> 00:56:27,213 That was really good. 1373 00:56:27,213 --> 00:56:28,889 Thank you. 1374 00:56:28,889 --> 00:56:33,403 (gentle piano music) (patrons chattering) 1375 00:56:33,403 --> 00:56:35,323 I'm gonna go make a quick phone call. 1376 00:56:35,323 --> 00:56:37,151 I'll be right back. 1377 00:56:37,151 --> 00:56:38,861 I'll be here. 1378 00:56:38,861 --> 00:56:42,035 [Dave] Don't you go anywhere. 1379 00:56:42,035 --> 00:56:47,035 (gentle music) (patrons chattering) 1380 00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:04,107 (Riley sighing) 1381 00:57:05,669 --> 00:57:06,909 Would you and "The Italian Job" 1382 00:57:06,909 --> 00:57:09,879 like anything for dessert tonight? 1383 00:57:09,879 --> 00:57:11,709 No, I think we're good. Thank you. 1384 00:57:11,709 --> 00:57:13,091 No worries. 1385 00:57:13,091 --> 00:57:18,091 (gentle music) (patrons chattering) 1386 00:57:19,851 --> 00:57:22,518 (Riley sighing) 1387 00:57:24,611 --> 00:57:28,028 (gentle music continues) 1388 00:57:31,709 --> 00:57:34,376 (Riley sighing) 1389 00:57:41,829 --> 00:57:42,662 Thank you. 1390 00:57:44,059 --> 00:57:49,059 (gentle music continues) (patrons chattering) 1391 00:57:59,459 --> 00:58:02,727 (Riley sighing) 1392 00:58:02,727 --> 00:58:05,810 (patrons chattering) 1393 00:58:12,037 --> 00:58:13,349 [Dave] Let's get out of here. 1394 00:58:13,349 --> 00:58:15,696 Yep, sure, let's go. 1395 00:58:15,696 --> 00:58:18,279 (gentle music) 1396 00:58:23,192 --> 00:58:25,859 (sensual music) 1397 00:58:33,243 --> 00:58:35,963 (Dave breathing heavily) 1398 00:58:35,963 --> 00:58:39,439 - [Vocalist] You know, you make me feel so many this. 1399 00:58:39,439 --> 00:58:41,772 I don't know where to start. 1400 00:58:43,602 --> 00:58:44,708 [Dave] You're so beautiful. 1401 00:58:44,708 --> 00:58:48,041 [Vocalist] I guess I could start with, 1402 00:58:49,580 --> 00:58:51,311 I guess I could start with. 1403 00:58:51,311 --> 00:58:53,720 ♪ You ♪ 1404 00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:58,720 ♪ You make me feel so good inside ♪ 1405 00:58:59,751 --> 00:59:03,111 ♪ And that is why ♪ 1406 00:59:03,111 --> 00:59:08,111 ♪ I'm coming home to you ♪ 1407 00:59:09,578 --> 00:59:12,361 ♪ You ♪ 1408 00:59:12,361 --> 00:59:17,361 ♪ You make me feel so good inside ♪ 1409 00:59:18,271 --> 00:59:21,721 ♪ And that is why, girl ♪ 1410 00:59:21,721 --> 00:59:26,721 ♪ I'm coming home to you ♪ 1411 00:59:27,178 --> 00:59:31,751 ♪ When I try ♪ 1412 00:59:31,751 --> 00:59:36,431 ♪ Try to get next to you ♪ 1413 00:59:36,431 --> 00:59:41,220 ♪ Try to make you hold me too ♪ 1414 00:59:41,220 --> 00:59:46,161 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1415 00:59:46,161 --> 00:59:50,361 ♪ When I try ♪ 1416 00:59:50,361 --> 00:59:55,121 ♪ Try to get next to you ♪ 1417 00:59:55,121 --> 00:59:59,849 ♪ Do the things you told me to ♪ 1418 00:59:59,849 --> 01:00:02,099 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1419 01:00:05,601 --> 01:00:08,481 ♪ You ♪ ♪ You make me feel good ♪ 1420 01:00:08,481 --> 01:00:12,648 ♪ You make me feel so good inside ♪ 1421 01:00:14,483 --> 01:00:17,582 ♪ That's why ♪ ♪ You make me feel good ♪ 1422 01:00:17,582 --> 01:00:20,558 ♪ I'm coming home to you ♪ 1423 01:00:20,558 --> 01:00:24,038 ♪ You make me feel good inside ♪ 1424 01:00:24,038 --> 01:00:25,318 ♪ You ♪ 1425 01:00:25,318 --> 01:00:27,418 ♪ You make me feel good inside ♪ 1426 01:00:27,418 --> 01:00:30,361 ♪ You make me feel so good inside ♪ 1427 01:00:30,361 --> 01:00:33,070 ♪ You make me feel good ♪ 1428 01:00:33,070 --> 01:00:34,629 ♪ That is why ♪ 1429 01:00:34,629 --> 01:00:36,360 ♪ You make me feel good ♪ 1430 01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:39,319 ♪ I'm coming home to you ♪ 1431 01:00:39,319 --> 01:00:40,775 ♪ You make me feel good ♪ 1432 01:00:40,775 --> 01:00:43,895 - I told you we weren't gonna win the costume contest. 1433 01:00:43,895 --> 01:00:45,975 Nobody even knew who we were. 1434 01:00:45,975 --> 01:00:47,745 Baby, We should have gone with cats. 1435 01:00:47,745 --> 01:00:49,578 I like our costumes. 1436 01:00:50,836 --> 01:00:52,085 Thank you, Sara. 1437 01:00:52,085 --> 01:00:52,918 I think we look great. 1438 01:00:52,918 --> 01:00:54,495 I mean, I can't help it if he world's lost 1439 01:00:54,495 --> 01:00:56,344 its appreciation for classic cinema. 1440 01:00:56,344 --> 01:00:57,177 No, no, no. 1441 01:00:57,177 --> 01:00:58,185 This one's on you, babe. 1442 01:00:58,185 --> 01:00:59,406 This is on you. You didn't do that- 1443 01:00:59,406 --> 01:01:02,096 - That T-Rex was fucking hilarious, though. 1444 01:01:02,096 --> 01:01:03,716 - Classic. - Fine. 1445 01:01:03,716 --> 01:01:06,373 - Top, underrated horror movie of all time? 1446 01:01:06,373 --> 01:01:07,206 Go. 1447 01:01:07,206 --> 01:01:08,039 I said it before, 1448 01:01:08,039 --> 01:01:10,836 I'll say it again, "Wrong Turn 2." 1449 01:01:10,836 --> 01:01:12,254 - Yes. - Without a doubt, 1450 01:01:12,254 --> 01:01:15,694 one of the best underrated horror films of all time. 1451 01:01:15,694 --> 01:01:17,396 Top five at least. 1452 01:01:17,396 --> 01:01:20,633 It's got titties, it has gore, it has cannibalism, 1453 01:01:20,633 --> 01:01:21,564 it has drama, 1454 01:01:21,564 --> 01:01:23,553 it has fucking reality television. 1455 01:01:23,553 --> 01:01:24,745 Come on. 1456 01:01:24,745 --> 01:01:27,062 You know that you're the worst, right? 1457 01:01:27,062 --> 01:01:29,489 Come on, "WT 2" had its moments. 1458 01:01:29,489 --> 01:01:31,779 See? He knows what he's talking about. 1459 01:01:31,779 --> 01:01:32,969 Fine, Riley. 1460 01:01:32,969 --> 01:01:36,308 What is your favorite underrated horror film, 1461 01:01:36,308 --> 01:01:38,729 little Miss I went to film school for half a semester. 1462 01:01:38,729 --> 01:01:42,248 - Well, everybody knows that it's "Vampire's Kiss." 1463 01:01:42,248 --> 01:01:44,081 - What? - What? 1464 01:01:44,081 --> 01:01:46,008 [Ryan] Can you even call that a horror? 1465 01:01:46,008 --> 01:01:47,700 Um, yeah. 1466 01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:50,449 Nicholas Cage was absolutely terrifying. 1467 01:01:50,449 --> 01:01:53,189 Uh, I like "Jawbreaker." 1468 01:01:53,189 --> 01:01:55,431 Yeah, you do, baby. 1469 01:01:55,431 --> 01:01:58,060 Now Rose McGowan was terrifying. 1470 01:01:58,060 --> 01:01:59,060 - Boo! - Hey! 1471 01:02:00,932 --> 01:02:02,881 I didn't mean to scare you guys. 1472 01:02:02,881 --> 01:02:04,239 [Ryan] Man. 1473 01:02:04,239 --> 01:02:06,788 All right. I'm Michael. 1474 01:02:06,788 --> 01:02:08,245 I'm taking over for Tommy. 1475 01:02:08,245 --> 01:02:10,065 He had to take off. 1476 01:02:10,065 --> 01:02:11,723 Yeah. 1477 01:02:11,723 --> 01:02:13,724 He had a bad case of the runs. 1478 01:02:13,724 --> 01:02:16,474 (group laughing) 1479 01:02:19,021 --> 01:02:20,854 Two Christian Slaters? 1480 01:02:22,505 --> 01:02:25,025 Christian Slater, circa '88, 1481 01:02:25,025 --> 01:02:27,036 in the cult classic "Heathers." 1482 01:02:27,036 --> 01:02:27,916 That's right. 1483 01:02:27,916 --> 01:02:30,425 [Michael] And Christian Slater, '94, 1484 01:02:30,425 --> 01:02:33,836 from the Tarantino classic, "True Romance." 1485 01:02:33,836 --> 01:02:34,865 You got it, Michael. 1486 01:02:34,865 --> 01:02:36,095 That's it. 1487 01:02:36,095 --> 01:02:38,955 And you must be Alabama Worley. 1488 01:02:38,955 --> 01:02:40,035 You got it darling. 1489 01:02:40,035 --> 01:02:42,297 Nice. And Veronica Sawyer. 1490 01:02:42,297 --> 01:02:44,393 Color me impressed. (chuckles) 1491 01:02:44,393 --> 01:02:46,044 - [Michael] If there's anything I could get you, 1492 01:02:46,044 --> 01:02:48,673 don't hesitate to holler. 1493 01:02:48,673 --> 01:02:50,443 - All right, thank you. - Thank you Michael. 1494 01:02:50,443 --> 01:02:53,113 Oh, and happy Halloween. 1495 01:02:53,113 --> 01:02:55,364 [Group] Happy Halloween to you. 1496 01:02:55,364 --> 01:02:57,025 And remember, kids, 1497 01:02:57,025 --> 01:02:59,744 you can pump up the volume. 1498 01:02:59,744 --> 01:03:02,327 (all laughing) 1499 01:03:04,713 --> 01:03:06,265 - Yes. - Oh, man. 1500 01:03:06,265 --> 01:03:08,182 See, Michael gets it. 1501 01:03:12,573 --> 01:03:14,156 [Ryan] Oh my god. 1502 01:03:15,004 --> 01:03:16,203 Come on. 1503 01:03:16,203 --> 01:03:17,953 Jesus Christ, enough. 1504 01:03:19,404 --> 01:03:21,773 I think I have to go to the bathroom. 1505 01:03:21,773 --> 01:03:23,356 I'll be right back. 1506 01:03:27,206 --> 01:03:28,938 (door closing) 1507 01:03:28,938 --> 01:03:31,521 (wind blowing) 1508 01:03:34,584 --> 01:03:37,923 I should go to the bathroom, too. 1509 01:03:37,923 --> 01:03:39,213 Yep. Okay. 1510 01:03:39,213 --> 01:03:40,544 Mm-hmm. 1511 01:03:40,544 --> 01:03:43,127 (wind blowing) 1512 01:03:52,030 --> 01:03:53,621 Yes! Yes! 1513 01:03:53,621 --> 01:03:54,952 (Dave moaning) 1514 01:03:54,952 --> 01:03:55,785 - [Ryan] Mm-hmm. 1515 01:03:55,785 --> 01:03:57,089 (Sara chuckles) 1516 01:03:57,089 --> 01:04:00,506 (Dave and Riley moaning) 1517 01:04:02,300 --> 01:04:03,445 [Dave] Yeah. 1518 01:04:03,445 --> 01:04:04,717 Yeah, baby. 1519 01:04:04,717 --> 01:04:08,134 (Dave and Riley moaning) 1520 01:04:15,412 --> 01:04:18,315 (Dave laughing) 1521 01:04:18,315 --> 01:04:19,148 Mm. 1522 01:04:33,565 --> 01:04:34,864 Scumbags. 1523 01:04:34,864 --> 01:04:36,781 You guys are the worst. 1524 01:04:38,361 --> 01:04:39,444 Ready babe. 1525 01:04:45,326 --> 01:04:47,769 (chair scraping) 1526 01:04:47,769 --> 01:04:49,686 You guys are the worst. 1527 01:04:50,611 --> 01:04:53,588 (chair scrapes) 1528 01:04:53,588 --> 01:04:57,329 (acoustic guitar music) 1529 01:04:57,329 --> 01:05:00,329 (audience cheering) 1530 01:05:12,329 --> 01:05:17,329 ♪ My hand does not ♪ 1531 01:05:18,937 --> 01:05:20,017 ♪ Star ♪ 1532 01:05:20,017 --> 01:05:23,017 (audience cheering) 1533 01:05:27,516 --> 01:05:32,516 ♪ My hand does not ♪ 1534 01:05:33,984 --> 01:05:38,984 ♪ Star ♪ 1535 01:05:41,522 --> 01:05:46,522 ♪ Thinkin' of you ♪ 1536 01:05:48,769 --> 01:05:53,769 ♪ A lot ♪ 1537 01:05:57,414 --> 01:06:02,414 ♪ My eyes are locked ♪ 1538 01:06:03,873 --> 01:06:08,873 ♪ Tight ♪ 1539 01:06:12,345 --> 01:06:17,345 ♪ My eyes are locked ♪ 1540 01:06:18,733 --> 01:06:21,008 ♪ Tight ♪ 1541 01:06:21,008 --> 01:06:24,425 (acoustic guitar music) 1542 01:06:26,401 --> 01:06:31,401 ♪ Dreaming of you ♪ 1543 01:06:33,322 --> 01:06:34,974 ♪ A lot ♪ 1544 01:06:34,974 --> 01:06:37,346 (group laughing) 1545 01:06:37,346 --> 01:06:41,106 (acoustic guitar music) 1546 01:06:41,106 --> 01:06:44,304 ♪ Everyone's got open hands ♪ 1547 01:06:44,304 --> 01:06:49,023 ♪ And they can knock you where you stand ♪ 1548 01:06:49,023 --> 01:06:52,763 (cheering drowns out Dave) 1549 01:06:52,763 --> 01:06:55,675 ♪ And everyone can take a bite ♪ 1550 01:06:55,675 --> 01:06:58,795 ♪ Everyone in the world is free ♪ 1551 01:06:58,795 --> 01:07:00,272 ♪ To be my just ♪ 1552 01:07:00,272 --> 01:07:02,850 ♪ Like they should be ♪ 1553 01:07:02,850 --> 01:07:06,061 ♪ What once got me sympathy ♪ 1554 01:07:06,061 --> 01:07:10,152 ♪ Is what they'll use to bury me ♪ 1555 01:07:10,152 --> 01:07:15,152 ♪ Thinking of you ♪ 1556 01:07:16,512 --> 01:07:18,090 ♪ A lot ♪ 1557 01:07:18,090 --> 01:07:21,090 (audience cheering) 1558 01:07:27,952 --> 01:07:30,480 Thank you. Thank you. 1559 01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:31,897 Shut the fuck up. 1560 01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:33,981 I want to remind you all here 1561 01:07:33,981 --> 01:07:37,522 to celebrate my boy Dave for his birthday. 1562 01:07:37,522 --> 01:07:38,981 My best friend in the whole world. 1563 01:07:38,981 --> 01:07:40,871 Well, happy birthday, Dave. 1564 01:07:40,871 --> 01:07:43,522 - All right, I appreciate everybody being here. 1565 01:07:43,522 --> 01:07:45,973 You're awesome. I love you all. 1566 01:07:45,973 --> 01:07:47,480 Pa, pa, pa, pa. 1567 01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:49,150 Something special for you. 1568 01:07:49,150 --> 01:07:50,632 Not over yet. 1569 01:07:50,632 --> 01:07:51,922 Okay. Okay. 1570 01:07:51,922 --> 01:07:53,755 Hang out right here. 1571 01:07:55,341 --> 01:07:58,310 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 1572 01:07:58,310 --> 01:08:01,312 ♪ To you ♪ 1573 01:08:01,312 --> 01:08:04,293 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 1574 01:08:04,293 --> 01:08:08,581 ♪ To you ♪ 1575 01:08:08,581 --> 01:08:12,381 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 1576 01:08:12,381 --> 01:08:17,381 ♪ Dear Dave ♪ 1577 01:08:17,710 --> 01:08:21,352 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 1578 01:08:21,352 --> 01:08:23,435 ♪ To you ♪ 1579 01:08:25,413 --> 01:08:29,413 (group cheering and chattering) 1580 01:08:32,609 --> 01:08:34,526 - Thank you. - Love you. 1581 01:08:35,572 --> 01:08:36,659 [Attendee] Come on. Let's go. 1582 01:08:36,659 --> 01:08:39,242 [Attendee] Did you hear that? 1583 01:08:40,780 --> 01:08:42,903 So, how are you and Ryan? 1584 01:08:42,903 --> 01:08:44,732 I haven't been seeing you guys around as much. 1585 01:08:44,732 --> 01:08:45,583 Yeah, we've been great. 1586 01:08:45,583 --> 01:08:47,503 We've just been hanging out with his family a lot, 1587 01:08:47,503 --> 01:08:49,921 who I just love. (chuckles) 1588 01:08:49,921 --> 01:08:51,441 Anyway, he's the best. 1589 01:08:51,441 --> 01:08:52,909 It's funny because I really wasn't looking 1590 01:08:52,909 --> 01:08:54,401 for anything serious, 1591 01:08:54,401 --> 01:08:56,772 and it just kind of happened. 1592 01:08:56,772 --> 01:08:57,605 And, I mean, who would've thought 1593 01:08:57,605 --> 01:08:58,790 I'd end up with a tech guy? 1594 01:08:58,790 --> 01:08:59,692 I always thought I'd end up with, like, 1595 01:08:59,692 --> 01:09:01,142 a basketball player. (laughing) 1596 01:09:01,142 --> 01:09:02,252 Yeah, me too. 1597 01:09:02,252 --> 01:09:03,772 Totally thought I'd be with a basketball player 1598 01:09:03,772 --> 01:09:05,550 or something. 1599 01:09:05,550 --> 01:09:07,761 But I'm really happy. 1600 01:09:07,761 --> 01:09:10,350 He's such a good change of pace. 1601 01:09:10,350 --> 01:09:11,183 Yeah. 1602 01:09:11,183 --> 01:09:12,890 I'm really happy for you guys. 1603 01:09:12,890 --> 01:09:14,720 So how are you and Dave? 1604 01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:16,852 Oh, yeah, we're great. 1605 01:09:16,852 --> 01:09:19,422 You know, he's super sweet and funny, 1606 01:09:19,422 --> 01:09:21,730 and really, really sensitive and it's just, 1607 01:09:21,730 --> 01:09:23,993 it's really refreshing not being with another asshole. 1608 01:09:23,993 --> 01:09:26,593 But there's this, like, 1609 01:09:26,593 --> 01:09:28,633 one thing that's been really bothering me lately. 1610 01:09:28,633 --> 01:09:29,850 He farts in the bed? 1611 01:09:29,850 --> 01:09:30,683 (Riley chuckles) 1612 01:09:30,683 --> 01:09:31,516 Um, no. 1613 01:09:32,731 --> 01:09:33,599 If I tell you, 1614 01:09:33,599 --> 01:09:34,899 can you please just promise 1615 01:09:34,899 --> 01:09:36,072 not to say anything to anyone, 1616 01:09:36,072 --> 01:09:37,136 especially not to Ryan? 1617 01:09:37,136 --> 01:09:39,333 Yeah, your secret's safe with me. 1618 01:09:39,333 --> 01:09:41,758 - Okay, you know I haven't even, like, said anything to him. 1619 01:09:41,758 --> 01:09:43,438 I don't know if I wanna make a big deal about it, 1620 01:09:43,438 --> 01:09:45,769 or whatever, but like, 1621 01:09:45,769 --> 01:09:47,796 it would be really nice to hear another girl's insight. 1622 01:09:47,796 --> 01:09:49,348 [Sara] Yeah, you can tell me. 1623 01:09:49,348 --> 01:09:54,348 - Okay, uh, he's been making these phone calls like a lot. 1624 01:09:54,409 --> 01:09:55,964 You know, like, sometimes when we're out, 1625 01:09:55,964 --> 01:09:57,030 he will kind of excuse himself, 1626 01:09:57,030 --> 01:10:00,931 or when we're at parties, he will go off and, 1627 01:10:00,931 --> 01:10:02,630 even sometimes, like in the middle of the night, 1628 01:10:02,630 --> 01:10:04,841 I can hear him on the phone talking. 1629 01:10:04,841 --> 01:10:05,674 You think he has, like, 1630 01:10:05,674 --> 01:10:07,088 another girlfriend or something? 1631 01:10:07,088 --> 01:10:08,614 That's what I thought at first, too, 1632 01:10:08,614 --> 01:10:10,644 but after, like, overhearing him a few times, 1633 01:10:10,644 --> 01:10:12,890 I realized he's actually been talking to his mom. 1634 01:10:12,890 --> 01:10:14,193 (Sara spits) 1635 01:10:14,193 --> 01:10:16,112 I'm sorry. (chuckles) 1636 01:10:16,112 --> 01:10:17,193 That's so weird. 1637 01:10:17,193 --> 01:10:18,113 I mean, what's, like, worse, 1638 01:10:18,113 --> 01:10:22,346 like a girl or like a mamma's boy? (laughing) 1639 01:10:22,346 --> 01:10:25,300 Yeah, it's totally, totally weird. 1640 01:10:25,300 --> 01:10:27,590 And he never talks about her, like ever. 1641 01:10:27,590 --> 01:10:28,681 Even if I ask him questions, 1642 01:10:28,681 --> 01:10:31,285 he'll kinda just change the subject or whatever. 1643 01:10:31,285 --> 01:10:32,732 You know, I haven't met her or anything. 1644 01:10:32,732 --> 01:10:34,881 Like, you would think after all this time together, 1645 01:10:34,881 --> 01:10:37,270 he'd at least have introduced me or, like, 1646 01:10:37,270 --> 01:10:40,412 we'd have a Zoom call or brunch or something, right? 1647 01:10:40,412 --> 01:10:41,401 I don't know. 1648 01:10:41,401 --> 01:10:43,652 That sounds kind of weird to me. 1649 01:10:43,652 --> 01:10:45,982 And then, like, Ryan's mom loves me. 1650 01:10:45,982 --> 01:10:48,321 We go, like, shopping, like all those things. 1651 01:10:48,321 --> 01:10:50,654 And, I mean, she's the best. 1652 01:10:51,812 --> 01:10:52,899 It's, um, I know, 1653 01:10:52,899 --> 01:10:54,599 Yeah, that's, that's really, really nice. 1654 01:10:54,599 --> 01:10:56,104 It's really nice. 1655 01:10:56,104 --> 01:10:56,937 Yeah. 1656 01:10:58,235 --> 01:10:59,184 Yeah. 1657 01:10:59,184 --> 01:11:00,087 Hey, baby. 1658 01:11:00,087 --> 01:11:01,181 Happy birthday. 1659 01:11:01,181 --> 01:11:03,264 Oh, thank you. 1660 01:11:03,264 --> 01:11:04,512 I love you so much. 1661 01:11:04,512 --> 01:11:05,922 I love you. 1662 01:11:05,922 --> 01:11:07,133 What are you drinking? 1663 01:11:07,133 --> 01:11:09,517 [Riley] Are you having a good birthday? 1664 01:11:09,517 --> 01:11:10,501 I got good beer. 1665 01:11:10,501 --> 01:11:12,039 - Mm-hmm. - I got good music. 1666 01:11:12,039 --> 01:11:13,709 - Yeah. - And great friends. 1667 01:11:13,709 --> 01:11:14,542 Mm. 1668 01:11:15,389 --> 01:11:17,039 And anything else? 1669 01:11:17,039 --> 01:11:20,119 And the best girl I could ask for. 1670 01:11:20,119 --> 01:11:21,119 [Dave] Mm. 1671 01:11:22,501 --> 01:11:23,334 [Riley] Thank you. 1672 01:11:23,334 --> 01:11:24,167 - [Dave] Mm-hmm. 1673 01:11:24,167 --> 01:11:25,084 Yo, stop! 1674 01:11:26,112 --> 01:11:26,945 My god. 1675 01:11:26,945 --> 01:11:28,072 Jesus, enough. 1676 01:11:28,072 --> 01:11:28,905 It's my birthday. 1677 01:11:28,905 --> 01:11:31,281 Yeah, I know. I want some too. 1678 01:11:31,281 --> 01:11:32,114 I love you. 1679 01:11:32,114 --> 01:11:32,947 I love you, too. 1680 01:11:32,947 --> 01:11:34,522 [Tyler] Happy birthday. 1681 01:11:34,522 --> 01:11:36,272 - Tyler. - Hey, Tyler. 1682 01:11:36,272 --> 01:11:37,105 You look really cool. 1683 01:11:37,105 --> 01:11:37,938 Look at this fit. 1684 01:11:37,938 --> 01:11:39,380 (group laughing) 1685 01:11:39,380 --> 01:11:40,842 Dave, happy birthday, my guy. 1686 01:11:40,842 --> 01:11:41,941 Thank you, Tyler. 1687 01:11:41,941 --> 01:11:43,260 Thank you for coming. 1688 01:11:43,260 --> 01:11:45,150 Appreciate it. 1689 01:11:45,150 --> 01:11:46,941 Oh my God. Who is that? 1690 01:11:46,941 --> 01:11:48,348 She is beautiful. 1691 01:11:48,348 --> 01:11:49,720 My friend Stacy. 1692 01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:51,280 And she is single. 1693 01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:52,668 You should go talk to her. 1694 01:11:52,668 --> 01:11:54,118 Dave, happy birthday. 1695 01:11:54,118 --> 01:11:55,480 I gotta go. 1696 01:11:55,480 --> 01:11:56,981 [Dave] Go. 1697 01:11:56,981 --> 01:11:58,759 [Tyler] See you guys, later. 1698 01:11:58,759 --> 01:12:01,426 (all laughing) 1699 01:12:04,468 --> 01:12:06,949 Well, you stay right here? 1700 01:12:06,949 --> 01:12:07,978 I will be back. 1701 01:12:07,978 --> 01:12:09,287 - Okay? - Okay. 1702 01:12:09,287 --> 01:12:10,287 All right. 1703 01:12:12,869 --> 01:12:15,286 (rock music) 1704 01:12:20,367 --> 01:12:23,700 (Sara faintly speaking) 1705 01:12:31,058 --> 01:12:32,789 Hey, Mom, it's my birthday. 1706 01:12:32,789 --> 01:12:35,727 [Mom] Yes, I know dear. Happy birthday. 1707 01:12:35,727 --> 01:12:37,959 Thank you. Thanks. 1708 01:12:37,959 --> 01:12:39,386 Man, I wish you were here, Mom. 1709 01:12:39,386 --> 01:12:41,909 - [Mom] Oh, I wish I was there too, sweetheart. 1710 01:12:41,909 --> 01:12:43,069 Are you having a nice birthday? 1711 01:12:43,069 --> 01:12:45,818 I am. It's, it's amazing. 1712 01:12:45,818 --> 01:12:48,069 Like, all my friends are here. 1713 01:12:48,069 --> 01:12:50,407 And we've been playing music all night. 1714 01:12:50,407 --> 01:12:52,319 And Riley's here. 1715 01:12:52,319 --> 01:12:54,749 I just, I mean, it's perfect, 1716 01:12:54,749 --> 01:12:56,109 except that you're not here. 1717 01:12:56,109 --> 01:12:57,407 [Mom] I'm sorry dear. 1718 01:12:57,407 --> 01:12:58,999 I wish I could be. 1719 01:12:58,999 --> 01:13:01,666 I wish you could be too. 1720 01:13:01,666 --> 01:13:02,799 I love you mom. 1721 01:13:02,799 --> 01:13:03,896 - [Mom] I, I, I- 1722 01:13:03,896 --> 01:13:06,936 (static buzzing) 1723 01:13:06,936 --> 01:13:08,394 Mom? 1724 01:13:08,394 --> 01:13:09,663 I, I know honey. 1725 01:13:09,663 --> 01:13:10,913 I love you too. 1726 01:13:12,401 --> 01:13:13,234 Mom? 1727 01:13:15,153 --> 01:13:16,070 I love you. 1728 01:13:19,979 --> 01:13:23,062 ♪ My eyes are locked ♪ 1729 01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:27,433 Hey, baby. 1730 01:13:27,433 --> 01:13:28,266 Hey. 1731 01:13:30,872 --> 01:13:31,826 What's wrong? 1732 01:13:31,826 --> 01:13:32,926 Are you upset? 1733 01:13:32,926 --> 01:13:34,391 No. Um, no. 1734 01:13:34,391 --> 01:13:35,224 You mad at me? 1735 01:13:35,224 --> 01:13:36,373 - No. - You mad at me? 1736 01:13:36,373 --> 01:13:37,206 No. 1737 01:13:38,050 --> 01:13:39,460 Come on, just, 1738 01:13:39,460 --> 01:13:40,747 you should go, like, 1739 01:13:40,747 --> 01:13:43,019 go have fun with your friends. 1740 01:13:43,019 --> 01:13:44,848 Go drink too much alcohol. 1741 01:13:44,848 --> 01:13:45,979 Yeah. 1742 01:13:45,979 --> 01:13:47,088 What are you doing with me? 1743 01:13:47,088 --> 01:13:48,254 - Okay. All right, all right. - Okay. 1744 01:13:48,254 --> 01:13:49,599 - Are you good? - Yeah, of course. 1745 01:13:49,599 --> 01:13:50,496 This is your birthday. 1746 01:13:50,496 --> 01:13:51,377 I want you to have fun. 1747 01:13:51,377 --> 01:13:52,210 I will. I love you. 1748 01:13:52,210 --> 01:13:53,043 I love you. 1749 01:13:53,043 --> 01:13:53,876 I'll be back in a bit. 1750 01:13:53,876 --> 01:13:54,994 Okay. I'll be here. 1751 01:13:54,994 --> 01:13:56,285 - Okay. - All right. 1752 01:13:56,285 --> 01:13:57,535 Hey, wait up. 1753 01:14:01,346 --> 01:14:02,666 Love you. 1754 01:14:02,666 --> 01:14:05,083 (rock music) 1755 01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:10,964 Yeah. Here we go. 1756 01:14:10,964 --> 01:14:14,785 (lively guitar music) 1757 01:14:14,785 --> 01:14:15,618 [Ryan] Wonderful. 1758 01:14:15,618 --> 01:14:16,905 Yeah. 1759 01:14:16,905 --> 01:14:17,977 All right. All right. 1760 01:14:17,977 --> 01:14:19,476 - Thanks. - This is the best. 1761 01:14:19,476 --> 01:14:22,057 There's no family, there's no bullshit, 1762 01:14:22,057 --> 01:14:27,046 just my best friend Dave, my number one girl, and Riley. 1763 01:14:27,046 --> 01:14:27,926 Hey! 1764 01:14:27,926 --> 01:14:30,884 Shut the fuck up, I'm kidding. 1765 01:14:30,884 --> 01:14:32,436 You know, I love you. 1766 01:14:32,436 --> 01:14:34,513 You're the best thing that's ever happened to Dave. 1767 01:14:34,513 --> 01:14:35,923 I like you too. 1768 01:14:35,923 --> 01:14:37,732 Wonderful. 1769 01:14:37,732 --> 01:14:40,423 And on that beautiful moment, 1770 01:14:40,423 --> 01:14:43,673 I have something to ask my little lady. 1771 01:14:44,852 --> 01:14:49,874 ♪ Sara ♪ 1772 01:14:49,874 --> 01:14:53,282 ♪ No time is a good time ♪ 1773 01:14:53,282 --> 01:14:55,452 ♪ For goodbye ♪ 1774 01:14:55,452 --> 01:14:59,182 [Sara] (laughing) So good. 1775 01:14:59,182 --> 01:15:00,986 Thank you. 1776 01:15:00,986 --> 01:15:02,819 Sara, you're the most- 1777 01:15:04,164 --> 01:15:05,175 Oh, my God. (laughing) 1778 01:15:05,175 --> 01:15:06,008 - Mm-hmm. 1779 01:15:07,178 --> 01:15:08,676 (Ryan sighing) 1780 01:15:08,676 --> 01:15:11,525 You are the most beautiful, amazing, 1781 01:15:11,525 --> 01:15:14,192 funny person that I've ever met. 1782 01:15:15,087 --> 01:15:16,647 And I never thought that I would do this. 1783 01:15:16,647 --> 01:15:18,746 And I don't mean to sound cheesy, 1784 01:15:18,746 --> 01:15:20,266 but you give my life meaning. 1785 01:15:20,266 --> 01:15:21,516 [Sara] Mm. 1786 01:15:21,516 --> 01:15:25,740 (Riley and Dave laughing) 1787 01:15:25,740 --> 01:15:27,436 I never thought I would do this. 1788 01:15:27,436 --> 01:15:30,876 I always thought I would be like the single, 1789 01:15:30,876 --> 01:15:33,687 super handsome guy who dates, like, 1790 01:15:33,687 --> 01:15:35,626 multiple models simultaneously 1791 01:15:35,626 --> 01:15:38,327 and takes 'em out on yachts. 1792 01:15:38,327 --> 01:15:39,879 I just need one model in my life, 1793 01:15:39,879 --> 01:15:41,462 and it's you, baby. 1794 01:15:43,377 --> 01:15:46,894 Sara, will you make me the happiest man 1795 01:15:46,894 --> 01:15:48,206 in the world? 1796 01:15:48,206 --> 01:15:49,505 Will you marry me? 1797 01:15:49,505 --> 01:15:51,155 [Sara] Yes, of course, baby. 1798 01:15:51,155 --> 01:15:53,376 - Oh my gosh. - Aw, 1799 01:15:53,376 --> 01:15:54,976 congratulations. 1800 01:15:54,976 --> 01:15:55,809 (Dave and Riley clapping) 1801 01:15:55,809 --> 01:15:56,875 (sentimental piano music) 1802 01:15:56,875 --> 01:15:57,708 Aw. 1803 01:16:00,043 --> 01:16:01,995 Congratulations, buddy. 1804 01:16:01,995 --> 01:16:03,824 [Sara] Thank you. It's so beautiful. 1805 01:16:03,824 --> 01:16:05,944 That is so beautiful. 1806 01:16:05,944 --> 01:16:07,555 (Sara laughing) 1807 01:16:07,555 --> 01:16:10,888 (romantic piano music) 1808 01:16:14,216 --> 01:16:17,286 (Sara laughing) 1809 01:16:17,286 --> 01:16:18,758 - [Riley] Congratulation. (Ryan sighing) 1810 01:16:18,758 --> 01:16:20,355 Thank you. 1811 01:16:20,355 --> 01:16:21,772 - Oh. - Thank you. 1812 01:16:23,918 --> 01:16:26,347 This is crazy, man. 1813 01:16:26,347 --> 01:16:29,387 Cheers to my best friend and his future wife. 1814 01:16:29,387 --> 01:16:31,947 You two are perfect for each other. 1815 01:16:31,947 --> 01:16:33,358 You know, I never thought Ryan 1816 01:16:33,358 --> 01:16:36,128 would find his female counterpart, 1817 01:16:36,128 --> 01:16:37,558 but he did. 1818 01:16:37,558 --> 01:16:39,665 So, I love you both. 1819 01:16:39,665 --> 01:16:42,539 You're my favorite people in the whole universe. 1820 01:16:42,539 --> 01:16:43,907 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1821 01:16:43,907 --> 01:16:45,120 Congratulations. 1822 01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:49,779 [Sara] Thank you. (laughing) 1823 01:16:49,779 --> 01:16:50,779 [Dave] Mm. 1824 01:16:53,007 --> 01:16:55,584 (Sara chuckling) 1825 01:16:55,584 --> 01:16:58,155 I will be right back. 1826 01:16:58,155 --> 01:16:58,988 Celebrate. 1827 01:17:01,165 --> 01:17:03,547 [Sara] Oh my gosh, you did so good. 1828 01:17:03,547 --> 01:17:04,907 Thank you. 1829 01:17:04,907 --> 01:17:08,272 You did so good. (laughing) 1830 01:17:08,272 --> 01:17:09,592 I like the way it just shines 1831 01:17:09,592 --> 01:17:12,085 and looks perfect on my finger, you know? 1832 01:17:12,085 --> 01:17:13,216 It's really pretty. 1833 01:17:13,216 --> 01:17:15,414 [Sara] Thank you. 1834 01:17:15,414 --> 01:17:16,747 You did good, Ryan. 1835 01:17:16,747 --> 01:17:18,330 [Ryan] Thank you. 1836 01:17:27,965 --> 01:17:31,715 - Riley, I know you're upset about something. 1837 01:17:33,016 --> 01:17:34,485 You haven't talked to me since last night. 1838 01:17:34,485 --> 01:17:37,931 I know you're upset about something. 1839 01:17:37,931 --> 01:17:39,787 It's nothing, I just, 1840 01:17:39,787 --> 01:17:42,429 I really don't feel like talking right now. 1841 01:17:42,429 --> 01:17:43,837 Riley. 1842 01:17:43,837 --> 01:17:46,477 It's obviously not nothing. 1843 01:17:46,477 --> 01:17:47,877 This is the longest period of time 1844 01:17:47,877 --> 01:17:50,539 you've gone without saying anything. 1845 01:17:50,539 --> 01:17:53,837 No offense, but it's really not like you. 1846 01:17:53,837 --> 01:17:56,254 Thanks, that's really nice. 1847 01:17:57,115 --> 01:17:59,379 I don't mean it in a bad way, babe. 1848 01:17:59,379 --> 01:18:01,619 Your gift of language is one of the things 1849 01:18:01,619 --> 01:18:03,037 I fell in love with. 1850 01:18:03,037 --> 01:18:04,797 I love your chattiness. 1851 01:18:04,797 --> 01:18:05,630 Whatever. 1852 01:18:05,630 --> 01:18:06,589 I'm just, 1853 01:18:06,589 --> 01:18:09,589 I'm really not in the mood for this. 1854 01:18:15,497 --> 01:18:18,164 (page rustling) 1855 01:18:19,169 --> 01:18:21,490 (Dave hums) 1856 01:18:21,490 --> 01:18:24,953 - Well, for someone who's more introspective, 1857 01:18:24,953 --> 01:18:27,073 it makes me comfortable when you talk to me. 1858 01:18:27,073 --> 01:18:28,524 Got it. 1859 01:18:28,524 --> 01:18:31,505 Can I please just drink my coffee in peace? 1860 01:18:31,505 --> 01:18:35,088 - I don't know what I did wrong, but, sure. 1861 01:18:38,593 --> 01:18:39,426 Okay. 1862 01:18:40,985 --> 01:18:44,713 If you wanna do this now, we can do this now. 1863 01:18:44,713 --> 01:18:46,423 What is wrong with me, Dave, 1864 01:18:46,423 --> 01:18:48,732 is that this relationship has become stagnant. 1865 01:18:48,732 --> 01:18:51,423 I mean, we aren't going anywhere. 1866 01:18:51,423 --> 01:18:52,360 (Riley exhales sharply) 1867 01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:53,248 We've been together for, like, 1868 01:18:53,248 --> 01:18:55,997 close to a year now and you're still living with Ryan. 1869 01:18:55,997 --> 01:18:59,197 And you never even talk about moving in together anymore. 1870 01:18:59,197 --> 01:19:01,578 I thought that's what we both wanted, 1871 01:19:01,578 --> 01:19:04,578 but it's become painfully clear to me that you just don't. 1872 01:19:04,578 --> 01:19:05,877 - Yeah, this is the first time you mentioned 1873 01:19:05,877 --> 01:19:06,710 that in a while, 1874 01:19:06,710 --> 01:19:11,138 so I didn't think you minded the living situation. 1875 01:19:11,138 --> 01:19:13,818 Dave, it is exhausting. 1876 01:19:13,818 --> 01:19:17,240 I mean, I am tired of driving over to your place 1877 01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:20,160 every day after work and leaving shit at my place 1878 01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:24,243 where you never ever seem to wanna go to anymore. 1879 01:19:26,378 --> 01:19:28,166 Besides how exhausting it is, 1880 01:19:28,166 --> 01:19:29,798 it's also kind of embarrassing. 1881 01:19:29,798 --> 01:19:30,838 Like, you would think 1882 01:19:30,838 --> 01:19:32,680 that at this point in our lives together, 1883 01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:34,741 we'd be past having roommates, 1884 01:19:34,741 --> 01:19:37,032 especially if we have each other. 1885 01:19:37,032 --> 01:19:41,722 - Okay, I didn't realize that it bothered you so much. 1886 01:19:41,722 --> 01:19:43,220 Riley, 1887 01:19:43,220 --> 01:19:47,059 Riley, we can go look for places tomorrow. 1888 01:19:47,059 --> 01:19:49,562 I mean, I wanna live with you, I do. 1889 01:19:49,562 --> 01:19:51,032 I love you. 1890 01:19:51,032 --> 01:19:53,532 I'm sorry things take me time. 1891 01:19:55,533 --> 01:19:57,053 It's more than just that, Dave. 1892 01:19:57,053 --> 01:19:59,802 It's also this thing with your mom. 1893 01:19:59,802 --> 01:20:03,588 I mean, you're always sneaking off to talk to her, like, 1894 01:20:03,588 --> 01:20:04,544 sometimes at parties, 1895 01:20:04,544 --> 01:20:05,613 or in the middle of the night 1896 01:20:05,613 --> 01:20:06,533 when you think I'm sleeping, 1897 01:20:06,533 --> 01:20:08,274 I can hear you talking. 1898 01:20:08,274 --> 01:20:09,264 Riley, please. 1899 01:20:09,264 --> 01:20:10,869 You know, I don't even mind 1900 01:20:10,869 --> 01:20:12,800 that you have a close relationship with your mother, 1901 01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:14,428 but it's like all this secrecy. 1902 01:20:14,428 --> 01:20:16,509 And, what, like, after 10 months, 1903 01:20:16,509 --> 01:20:19,518 you've never introduced me or anything. 1904 01:20:19,518 --> 01:20:21,698 I mean, if I'm so important to you, 1905 01:20:21,698 --> 01:20:24,218 why haven't I met her? 1906 01:20:24,218 --> 01:20:26,858 You are important to me, Riley, you are. 1907 01:20:26,858 --> 01:20:31,417 It's, it's, it's just, like, complicated, and- 1908 01:20:31,417 --> 01:20:32,948 What could be so complicated? 1909 01:20:32,948 --> 01:20:35,129 I am either part of your life or I'm not. 1910 01:20:35,129 --> 01:20:36,529 You're part of my life. 1911 01:20:36,529 --> 01:20:37,689 You're my person. 1912 01:20:37,689 --> 01:20:38,606 I love you. 1913 01:20:41,238 --> 01:20:42,548 I love you too, Dave. 1914 01:20:42,548 --> 01:20:43,465 I just, I, 1915 01:20:45,948 --> 01:20:49,531 I really don't think I can do this anymore. 1916 01:20:51,409 --> 01:20:52,242 I'm sorry. 1917 01:20:57,769 --> 01:20:59,089 Riley, 1918 01:20:59,089 --> 01:21:00,897 don't do that, please. 1919 01:21:00,897 --> 01:21:03,249 Sorry. I'm sorry. 1920 01:21:03,249 --> 01:21:04,082 I'm done. 1921 01:21:04,082 --> 01:21:05,832 I'm, I have, I can't. 1922 01:21:08,678 --> 01:21:09,595 I gotta go. 1923 01:21:11,969 --> 01:21:13,257 [Dave] Riley. 1924 01:21:13,257 --> 01:21:16,340 (footsteps clicking) 1925 01:21:20,478 --> 01:21:23,145 (door creaking) 1926 01:21:26,958 --> 01:21:28,366 Mom? 1927 01:21:28,366 --> 01:21:31,449 (blues guitar music) 1928 01:21:50,228 --> 01:21:53,396 (guitar music continues) 1929 01:21:53,396 --> 01:21:55,896 (Dave crying) 1930 01:22:06,384 --> 01:22:08,056 Shut the fuck up. 1931 01:22:08,056 --> 01:22:10,556 (Dave crying) 1932 01:22:11,514 --> 01:22:15,296 ♪ Hey now ♪ 1933 01:22:15,296 --> 01:22:20,296 ♪ Take for granted ♪ 1934 01:22:21,137 --> 01:22:25,772 ♪ Those times you meant ♪ 1935 01:22:25,772 --> 01:22:27,772 ♪ To me ♪ 1936 01:22:31,329 --> 01:22:32,162 (group hollers) 1937 01:22:32,162 --> 01:22:36,175 ♪ I see your face ♪ 1938 01:22:36,175 --> 01:22:39,559 ♪ On the water ♪ 1939 01:22:39,559 --> 01:22:40,392 Okay. 1940 01:22:42,602 --> 01:22:43,539 Riley, get your had in the game. 1941 01:22:43,539 --> 01:22:45,671 It's your shot, girl. 1942 01:22:45,671 --> 01:22:46,504 Sorry. 1943 01:22:48,111 --> 01:22:49,031 You got this, babe. 1944 01:22:49,031 --> 01:22:49,864 - Come on. - Get ready 1945 01:22:49,864 --> 01:22:51,281 to get another turn, so- 1946 01:22:51,281 --> 01:22:53,090 [Attendee] Okay. All right. 1947 01:22:53,090 --> 01:22:53,951 Can you see it? 1948 01:22:53,951 --> 01:22:54,784 It's like right here. 1949 01:22:54,784 --> 01:22:55,675 - Can I touch it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1950 01:22:55,675 --> 01:22:56,954 - Right here? - Yeah. 1951 01:22:56,954 --> 01:22:58,517 Oh my gosh, I felt, 1952 01:22:58,517 --> 01:23:00,106 I think it's true. 1953 01:23:00,106 --> 01:23:01,083 He's right. 1954 01:23:01,083 --> 01:23:02,106 There's something, like, 1955 01:23:02,106 --> 01:23:05,112 It feels soft like a normal boob should feel like, 1956 01:23:05,112 --> 01:23:07,405 but there's like something hard right here, like, 1957 01:23:07,405 --> 01:23:08,724 it has a hard core in the boob. 1958 01:23:08,724 --> 01:23:09,842 Is it on this side? 1959 01:23:09,842 --> 01:23:10,953 No, no. 1960 01:23:10,953 --> 01:23:12,514 This is just normal. 1961 01:23:12,514 --> 01:23:13,389 - Normal? - Yeah. 1962 01:23:13,389 --> 01:23:16,211 ♪ Because you're takin' my momma ♪ 1963 01:23:16,211 --> 01:23:20,720 ♪ And you're takin' her away from me ♪ 1964 01:23:20,720 --> 01:23:23,137 (rock music) 1965 01:23:26,090 --> 01:23:30,530 ♪ Say it now ♪ 1966 01:23:30,530 --> 01:23:35,530 ♪ Stay forever ♪ 1967 01:23:37,780 --> 01:23:41,816 ♪ Say it in your heart ♪ 1968 01:23:41,816 --> 01:23:43,121 [Speaker] Jesus to the fifth one 1969 01:23:43,121 --> 01:23:47,321 and then he filled in the box with a check mark. 1970 01:23:47,321 --> 01:23:48,154 Hello? 1971 01:23:49,044 --> 01:23:49,988 Earth to Riley. 1972 01:23:49,988 --> 01:23:51,446 I'm sorry. 1973 01:23:51,446 --> 01:23:53,652 I'm sorry, what were you saying? 1974 01:23:53,652 --> 01:23:55,686 Are you okay, honey? 1975 01:23:55,686 --> 01:23:57,370 Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 1976 01:23:57,370 --> 01:23:59,423 I'm just, like, I'm really tired. 1977 01:23:59,423 --> 01:24:01,044 Sweetie, you need to get over him. 1978 01:24:01,044 --> 01:24:02,244 It's not worth it. 1979 01:24:02,244 --> 01:24:04,120 Yeah, I know. 1980 01:24:04,120 --> 01:24:05,220 You're right. 1981 01:24:05,220 --> 01:24:07,218 [Friend] It's gonna be a fun night. 1982 01:24:07,218 --> 01:24:10,635 So I get the box open and there's a gift. 1983 01:24:12,298 --> 01:24:13,131 It was so sweet. 1984 01:24:13,131 --> 01:24:15,367 It was like too little love hearts 1985 01:24:15,367 --> 01:24:16,847 on a bracelet with a chain. 1986 01:24:16,847 --> 01:24:18,519 I'm happy, I'm happy for you. 1987 01:24:18,519 --> 01:24:20,231 [Friend] Thank you. 1988 01:24:20,231 --> 01:24:23,064 (traffic passing) 1989 01:24:25,471 --> 01:24:27,812 (knocking on bar) 1990 01:24:27,812 --> 01:24:28,727 (snapping fingers) 1991 01:24:28,727 --> 01:24:31,009 [Dave] Mm. (murmurs) 1992 01:24:31,009 --> 01:24:33,689 It's time to go home, brother. 1993 01:24:33,689 --> 01:24:35,740 We're done for the night. 1994 01:24:35,740 --> 01:24:37,073 Let me get this. 1995 01:24:38,649 --> 01:24:39,482 You don't have to go home, 1996 01:24:39,482 --> 01:24:41,482 but you can't stay here. 1997 01:24:42,748 --> 01:24:45,748 (muffled TV voices) 1998 01:24:47,407 --> 01:24:49,484 (Jax burps and exhales) 1999 01:24:49,484 --> 01:24:51,793 [Jax] Glad you answered my call, baby. 2000 01:24:51,793 --> 01:24:52,713 Oh my gosh. 2001 01:24:52,713 --> 01:24:53,662 I knew you couldn't stay away. 2002 01:24:53,662 --> 01:24:56,044 Nobody can resist the Jax. 2003 01:24:56,044 --> 01:24:59,673 It's not, it's not possible. (laughing) 2004 01:24:59,673 --> 01:25:02,142 You are such a tool. 2005 01:25:02,142 --> 01:25:03,475 Come on, baby. 2006 01:25:04,801 --> 01:25:06,342 I know you miss this, huh? 2007 01:25:06,342 --> 01:25:07,175 Ugh. 2008 01:25:08,151 --> 01:25:09,222 Nope. 2009 01:25:09,222 --> 01:25:11,161 This, uh, this was a mistake. 2010 01:25:11,161 --> 01:25:11,994 Huh? 2011 01:25:13,098 --> 01:25:15,765 (Jax straining) 2012 01:25:19,556 --> 01:25:21,145 [Riley] Oh my God. 2013 01:25:21,145 --> 01:25:21,978 Seriously? 2014 01:25:21,978 --> 01:25:23,311 - Ah-ha! - Jesus. 2015 01:25:24,360 --> 01:25:27,027 (Jax straining) 2016 01:25:28,242 --> 01:25:29,335 Hold on. 2017 01:25:29,335 --> 01:25:30,445 (Riley chuckles) 2018 01:25:30,445 --> 01:25:31,514 You know what? 2019 01:25:31,514 --> 01:25:32,375 This was a mistake. 2020 01:25:32,375 --> 01:25:34,343 I am sorry that I answered your call. 2021 01:25:34,343 --> 01:25:36,314 And don't fucking call me again, okay? 2022 01:25:36,314 --> 01:25:37,147 What? What? 2023 01:25:37,147 --> 01:25:38,420 You're gonna be a bitch again? 2024 01:25:38,420 --> 01:25:39,253 Huh? 2025 01:25:39,253 --> 01:25:40,525 Dude, oh my god. 2026 01:25:40,525 --> 01:25:41,813 - Oh, Jesus. - Oh, okay. 2027 01:25:41,813 --> 01:25:43,212 - Bye, Jax. Have fun. - Hold on. 2028 01:25:43,212 --> 01:25:44,795 - All right. - Whoa! 2029 01:25:46,041 --> 01:25:47,958 Don't fucking call me. 2030 01:25:48,872 --> 01:25:49,705 Yeah. 2031 01:25:52,275 --> 01:25:54,942 (Jax straining) 2032 01:25:57,813 --> 01:25:59,656 All right, uh, what are we having today? 2033 01:25:59,656 --> 01:26:00,985 [Ryan] Turkey burger and fries. 2034 01:26:00,985 --> 01:26:01,905 Great choice. 2035 01:26:01,905 --> 01:26:03,558 I'll have the super food salad, please. 2036 01:26:03,558 --> 01:26:05,998 - Riley always ordered the super food salad. 2037 01:26:05,998 --> 01:26:08,150 - Dude, everyone gets the super food salad. 2038 01:26:08,150 --> 01:26:09,316 It's delicious. 2039 01:26:09,316 --> 01:26:11,631 And, what can I get you? 2040 01:26:11,631 --> 01:26:12,981 I just want Riley, man! 2041 01:26:12,981 --> 01:26:14,640 I just want Riley, okay. 2042 01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:16,411 Go get me Riley, please. 2043 01:26:16,411 --> 01:26:17,840 I should come back. 2044 01:26:17,840 --> 01:26:19,160 Yeah, just give us a minute. 2045 01:26:19,160 --> 01:26:20,256 Thank you. 2046 01:26:20,256 --> 01:26:22,734 (Dave crying) (banging table) 2047 01:26:22,734 --> 01:26:23,567 (guitar strumming) 2048 01:26:23,567 --> 01:26:29,780 ♪ Riley ♪ 2049 01:26:29,780 --> 01:26:31,739 ♪ Riley, I'm miss you ♪ 2050 01:26:31,739 --> 01:26:32,572 ♪ Where are you ♪ 2051 01:26:32,572 --> 01:26:33,820 ♪ Where's my Riley ♪ 2052 01:26:33,820 --> 01:26:35,379 ♪ I fucking miss her ♪ 2053 01:26:35,379 --> 01:26:36,860 ♪ Where are you? ♪ 2054 01:26:36,860 --> 01:26:39,764 ♪ Where are you? (crying) ♪ 2055 01:26:39,764 --> 01:26:41,181 Where are, Riley? 2056 01:26:42,385 --> 01:26:44,968 (Dave bawling) 2057 01:26:46,865 --> 01:26:49,636 - Sorry, guys. I'm actually gonna have to ask you to leave. 2058 01:26:49,636 --> 01:26:51,124 You guys are disturbing the other guests. 2059 01:26:51,124 --> 01:26:53,432 - I want my Riley. - Okay. No problem. 2060 01:26:53,432 --> 01:26:54,694 Sorry. 2061 01:26:54,694 --> 01:26:57,527 (whimsical music) 2062 01:27:00,934 --> 01:27:03,101 [Dave] Let's go find her 2063 01:27:06,804 --> 01:27:08,353 (gull cawing) 2064 01:27:08,353 --> 01:27:11,103 (wind whooshing) 2065 01:27:15,604 --> 01:27:18,354 (waves crashing) 2066 01:27:22,214 --> 01:27:24,047 Mom, I'm at our place. 2067 01:27:25,572 --> 01:27:28,094 (gentle music) 2068 01:27:28,094 --> 01:27:29,134 It's so beautiful here. 2069 01:27:29,134 --> 01:27:31,051 The waves are crashing. 2070 01:27:32,364 --> 01:27:33,864 The sun's shining. 2071 01:27:35,444 --> 01:27:37,563 The birds are flying, Mom. 2072 01:27:37,563 --> 01:27:40,480 [Mom] Oh, that's lovely dear. Oh. 2073 01:27:41,345 --> 01:27:45,334 The only thing missing is you and Riley. 2074 01:27:45,334 --> 01:27:46,964 Riley's gone now. 2075 01:27:46,964 --> 01:27:49,564 [Mom] Oh, darling. You sound upset. 2076 01:27:49,564 --> 01:27:51,292 I'm here for you. 2077 01:27:51,292 --> 01:27:52,209 I'm fine. 2078 01:27:53,124 --> 01:27:54,676 I'm fine. 2079 01:27:54,676 --> 01:27:56,428 [Mom] Are you? 2080 01:27:56,428 --> 01:27:57,308 Mm. 2081 01:27:57,308 --> 01:27:58,456 - Mom. - Honey. 2082 01:27:58,456 --> 01:28:00,946 - Do you remember when we came here that last time? 2083 01:28:00,946 --> 01:28:02,889 [Mom] How could I forget? 2084 01:28:02,889 --> 01:28:06,129 It was right after dad died. 2085 01:28:06,129 --> 01:28:08,849 And we brought that wine and we just sat for hours. 2086 01:28:08,849 --> 01:28:10,289 (Mom laughing) 2087 01:28:10,289 --> 01:28:12,289 I miss that day so much. 2088 01:28:13,849 --> 01:28:15,099 [Mom] Me too. 2089 01:28:16,278 --> 01:28:18,009 I miss him, Mom. 2090 01:28:18,009 --> 01:28:18,998 I know Dad was gone, 2091 01:28:18,998 --> 01:28:22,598 but it felt like both of you were with me. 2092 01:28:22,598 --> 01:28:24,098 [Mom] Oh, honey. 2093 01:28:24,937 --> 01:28:27,026 I'm fucking alone. 2094 01:28:27,026 --> 01:28:28,260 You're not alone. 2095 01:28:28,260 --> 01:28:29,681 - I'm fuck- I'm alone. 2096 01:28:29,681 --> 01:28:30,900 [Mom] No, you're not alone. 2097 01:28:30,900 --> 01:28:32,089 I'm here. 2098 01:28:32,089 --> 01:28:33,990 But you're not here mom. 2099 01:28:33,990 --> 01:28:37,681 You're not here. You're not really here. 2100 01:28:37,681 --> 01:28:39,070 I'm so alone. 2101 01:28:39,070 --> 01:28:41,270 [Mom] Oh, sweetheart. 2102 01:28:41,270 --> 01:28:42,270 You're never alone. 2103 01:28:42,270 --> 01:28:44,889 I will always be with you. 2104 01:28:44,889 --> 01:28:47,470 - No, I thought, I thought Riley would always be here, 2105 01:28:47,470 --> 01:28:49,310 but she's gone now. 2106 01:28:49,310 --> 01:28:51,298 I'm such a fuck up mom. 2107 01:28:51,298 --> 01:28:54,238 I fucked it up like I fuck everything up. 2108 01:28:54,238 --> 01:28:55,660 [Mom] No you're not. 2109 01:28:55,660 --> 01:28:56,569 I just fucked it up. 2110 01:28:56,569 --> 01:28:58,590 [Mom] You did not, sweetie. 2111 01:28:58,590 --> 01:29:01,637 Remember, you are smart, you are handsome, 2112 01:29:01,637 --> 01:29:03,268 and everyone loves you. 2113 01:29:03,268 --> 01:29:05,038 Stop saying that. 2114 01:29:05,038 --> 01:29:08,201 Why do you always fucking say that? 2115 01:29:08,201 --> 01:29:10,409 - [Mom] It's a beautiful day today, day day day. 2116 01:29:10,409 --> 01:29:11,478 Mom? 2117 01:29:11,478 --> 01:29:12,311 What? 2118 01:29:13,885 --> 01:29:16,125 - [Mom] It's beautiful day- 2119 01:29:16,125 --> 01:29:16,958 Mom? 2120 01:29:18,304 --> 01:29:23,304 (wind whooshing) (gulls cawing) 2121 01:29:26,904 --> 01:29:29,045 (waves crashing) 2122 01:29:29,045 --> 01:29:32,085 (Dave heavily breathing) 2123 01:29:32,085 --> 01:29:37,085 (wind whooshing) (gulls cawing) 2124 01:29:44,553 --> 01:29:47,303 (waves crashing) 2125 01:29:51,284 --> 01:29:54,201 (guitar strumming) 2126 01:30:22,576 --> 01:30:23,493 You mind? 2127 01:30:25,205 --> 01:30:27,256 It's free country. 2128 01:30:27,256 --> 01:30:28,936 Go ahead, brother. 2129 01:30:28,936 --> 01:30:31,853 (traffic passing) 2130 01:30:42,037 --> 01:30:43,204 You want some? 2131 01:30:47,306 --> 01:30:48,626 More for me. 2132 01:30:48,626 --> 01:30:51,459 (traffic passing) 2133 01:30:55,715 --> 01:30:58,298 (Dave sighing) 2134 01:30:59,184 --> 01:31:00,712 (strumming guitar) 2135 01:31:00,712 --> 01:31:03,879 ♪ When you come home ♪ 2136 01:31:04,985 --> 01:31:07,324 (traffics passing) 2137 01:31:07,324 --> 01:31:10,413 ♪ I feel the same ♪ 2138 01:31:10,413 --> 01:31:13,163 (hitting guitar) 2139 01:31:19,810 --> 01:31:22,477 (pensive music) 2140 01:31:30,111 --> 01:31:33,357 (Dave sighing) 2141 01:31:33,357 --> 01:31:36,857 (pensive music continues) 2142 01:31:38,787 --> 01:31:40,271 - Thank you. - I love the outfit more, 2143 01:31:40,271 --> 01:31:41,854 it's kind of slick. 2144 01:31:42,814 --> 01:31:43,854 So romantic. 2145 01:31:43,854 --> 01:31:44,854 Thank you. 2146 01:31:48,742 --> 01:31:50,659 - Hi, Dave. - Hey, Sara. 2147 01:31:53,094 --> 01:31:54,014 How are you? 2148 01:31:54,014 --> 01:31:55,214 I'm good. I'm good. 2149 01:31:55,214 --> 01:31:56,406 Are you okay? 2150 01:31:56,406 --> 01:31:57,323 I'm fine. 2151 01:31:58,294 --> 01:32:00,029 I'm fine, Sara. 2152 01:32:00,029 --> 01:32:01,850 Hey baby, can you just give us a minute? 2153 01:32:01,850 --> 01:32:04,183 - Of course. - Wait upstairs. 2154 01:32:05,353 --> 01:32:07,936 (Dave sighing) 2155 01:32:11,652 --> 01:32:13,713 She's so nice. 2156 01:32:13,713 --> 01:32:16,164 I like her, I really like her. 2157 01:32:16,164 --> 01:32:17,572 I know. 2158 01:32:17,572 --> 01:32:18,405 Me too. 2159 01:32:19,345 --> 01:32:21,265 I'm so happy for you, man. 2160 01:32:21,265 --> 01:32:23,476 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 2161 01:32:23,476 --> 01:32:26,044 You're welcome. (whimpering) 2162 01:32:26,044 --> 01:32:28,652 Look at me. It's gonna be okay. 2163 01:32:28,652 --> 01:32:29,485 No, it's not. 2164 01:32:29,485 --> 01:32:30,318 You're gonna be fine. 2165 01:32:30,318 --> 01:32:32,293 Ryan, it's not gonna be okay. 2166 01:32:32,293 --> 01:32:33,284 It's really not. 2167 01:32:33,284 --> 01:32:34,117 You're gonna get through this. 2168 01:32:34,117 --> 01:32:35,785 - No. - Everything's gonna be fine. 2169 01:32:35,785 --> 01:32:38,675 I'm gonna be alone forever. 2170 01:32:38,675 --> 01:32:40,533 You're not gonna be alone forever. 2171 01:32:40,533 --> 01:32:42,905 You're not alone now, I'm here. 2172 01:32:42,905 --> 01:32:44,252 Thank you, Ryan. 2173 01:32:44,252 --> 01:32:46,884 I'm glad that you're here. 2174 01:32:46,884 --> 01:32:49,134 I'm glad you're here, Ryan. 2175 01:32:50,316 --> 01:32:53,455 Do you really think I lost her? 2176 01:32:53,455 --> 01:32:54,905 I don't know, dude. 2177 01:32:54,905 --> 01:32:56,396 It's been like two days. 2178 01:32:56,396 --> 01:32:59,333 It's been five days, Ryan. 2179 01:32:59,333 --> 01:33:00,796 - Five days, and, dude she- 2180 01:33:00,796 --> 01:33:01,904 Listen, listen to me. 2181 01:33:01,904 --> 01:33:03,505 Look at me. 2182 01:33:03,505 --> 01:33:05,672 I know that she loves you. 2183 01:33:06,944 --> 01:33:07,777 And, 2184 01:33:09,151 --> 01:33:12,234 I know that if you clean yourself up, 2185 01:33:14,184 --> 01:33:15,424 and you start being the Dave 2186 01:33:15,424 --> 01:33:16,563 that I know you could be, 2187 01:33:16,563 --> 01:33:18,323 the Dave that's in here, 2188 01:33:18,323 --> 01:33:22,240 underneath this filthy blanket of booze and BO. 2189 01:33:27,702 --> 01:33:29,270 Please talk to her for me. 2190 01:33:29,270 --> 01:33:30,632 Yeah. 2191 01:33:30,632 --> 01:33:31,814 Thank you. 2192 01:33:31,814 --> 01:33:33,814 - Yeah, I'll talk to her. - Thank you. 2193 01:33:33,814 --> 01:33:35,472 - Thank you so much. - Oh, 2194 01:33:35,472 --> 01:33:36,631 anything for you buddy. 2195 01:33:36,631 --> 01:33:37,830 [Dave] I love you so much. 2196 01:33:37,830 --> 01:33:39,672 - I love you too. - Man, I love you, man. 2197 01:33:39,672 --> 01:33:40,505 [Ryan] I love you. 2198 01:33:40,505 --> 01:33:43,603 - Oh my god, you smell - My, my boy, 2199 01:33:43,603 --> 01:33:45,582 - my boy. - [Ryan] Holy shit. 2200 01:33:45,582 --> 01:33:47,792 You need to take a shower. 2201 01:33:47,792 --> 01:33:48,625 You need to take a shower 2202 01:33:48,625 --> 01:33:49,581 and you need to clean this up. 2203 01:33:49,581 --> 01:33:50,831 It's not right. 2204 01:33:51,763 --> 01:33:53,680 Get your life together. 2205 01:33:55,620 --> 01:33:56,620 I'm on it. 2206 01:34:01,808 --> 01:34:03,488 - Put some fucking clothes on, Sara's here. 2207 01:34:03,488 --> 01:34:04,350 Have a little respect. 2208 01:34:04,350 --> 01:34:05,510 [Dave] Just give us a hug. 2209 01:34:05,510 --> 01:34:06,721 Put the blanket back on! 2210 01:34:06,721 --> 01:34:08,049 [Dave] Give us a hug. 2211 01:34:08,049 --> 01:34:11,361 Don't walk away from your feelings, Ryan. 2212 01:34:11,361 --> 01:34:14,730 (soft jazz music) 2213 01:34:14,730 --> 01:34:16,559 Got this, you know? 2214 01:34:16,559 --> 01:34:18,869 - What? - Yeah, just- 2215 01:34:18,869 --> 01:34:20,639 Oh my god! Congratulations. 2216 01:34:20,639 --> 01:34:22,262 - Yeah, thank you. - Thank you. 2217 01:34:22,262 --> 01:34:23,095 Happy New Year. 2218 01:34:23,095 --> 01:34:24,727 - Happy New Year. - So good to see you two. 2219 01:34:24,727 --> 01:34:26,430 You too, thank you. 2220 01:34:26,430 --> 01:34:27,339 Ooh. 2221 01:34:27,339 --> 01:34:29,288 The tiara's so cute. 2222 01:34:29,288 --> 01:34:32,165 - I'm gonna go to the bathroom, I'll be back. 2223 01:34:32,165 --> 01:34:34,261 Bye. Love you. 2224 01:34:34,261 --> 01:34:35,603 (soft jazz music) 2225 01:34:35,603 --> 01:34:37,253 (Ryan laughing) 2226 01:34:37,253 --> 01:34:38,654 For Megan Thee Stallion. 2227 01:34:38,654 --> 01:34:40,245 I was a fit model. 2228 01:34:40,245 --> 01:34:41,078 Okay. 2229 01:34:41,078 --> 01:34:43,911 - I'm her same size, and then and- 2230 01:34:46,275 --> 01:34:48,066 - Everything- - Hi Riley. 2231 01:34:48,066 --> 01:34:49,406 Hey. 2232 01:34:49,406 --> 01:34:50,566 Can I talk to you for a minute? 2233 01:34:50,566 --> 01:34:51,686 Yeah, sure, of course. 2234 01:34:51,686 --> 01:34:53,747 Uh, just gimme a sec, guys. 2235 01:34:53,747 --> 01:34:54,995 I'll be, I'll be back. 2236 01:34:54,995 --> 01:34:56,555 Sure. 2237 01:34:56,555 --> 01:34:59,472 (soft jazz music) 2238 01:35:06,715 --> 01:35:08,577 What's going on with you and Dave? 2239 01:35:08,577 --> 01:35:10,664 Last thing I remember, Christmas, 2240 01:35:10,664 --> 01:35:12,835 everybody's happy, lovey-dovey. 2241 01:35:12,835 --> 01:35:14,324 And now you're not around anymore 2242 01:35:14,324 --> 01:35:15,417 and Dave's depressed. 2243 01:35:15,417 --> 01:35:16,297 He won't get off the couch. 2244 01:35:16,297 --> 01:35:17,857 He won't even talk to me. 2245 01:35:17,857 --> 01:35:19,875 What's going on? 2246 01:35:19,875 --> 01:35:22,494 - Things haven't been fine with us for a while. 2247 01:35:22,494 --> 01:35:24,204 I mean, we've been having problems, 2248 01:35:24,204 --> 01:35:25,606 so I broke it off. 2249 01:35:25,606 --> 01:35:26,439 What problems? 2250 01:35:26,439 --> 01:35:27,272 What are you talking about? 2251 01:35:27,272 --> 01:35:29,205 I've never seen him so happy ever. 2252 01:35:29,205 --> 01:35:31,524 Then why is he keeping secrets from me? 2253 01:35:31,524 --> 01:35:34,854 I mean, there's just this huge part of his life 2254 01:35:34,854 --> 01:35:37,156 that I'm, like, not allowed to be a part of. 2255 01:35:37,156 --> 01:35:39,036 I mean, for one thing, 2256 01:35:39,036 --> 01:35:40,769 this thing with his mom, 2257 01:35:40,769 --> 01:35:42,516 he talks to her, like, constantly. 2258 01:35:42,516 --> 01:35:43,966 And I haven't been introduced or, like, 2259 01:35:43,966 --> 01:35:45,676 met her or anything. 2260 01:35:45,676 --> 01:35:47,047 - I mean- - Riley. 2261 01:35:47,047 --> 01:35:48,311 What, is he ashamed of me? 2262 01:35:48,311 --> 01:35:50,011 No, no, no, no, Riley. 2263 01:35:50,011 --> 01:35:51,322 No, he's not ashamed of you. 2264 01:35:51,322 --> 01:35:52,155 He's in love with you. 2265 01:35:52,155 --> 01:35:53,063 He's crazy about you. 2266 01:35:53,063 --> 01:35:54,004 Then what is it? 2267 01:35:54,004 --> 01:35:56,252 'Cause I really, really don't understand. 2268 01:35:56,252 --> 01:35:57,752 I mean, you know, 2269 01:35:58,810 --> 01:35:59,991 I don't even really mind 2270 01:35:59,991 --> 01:36:02,559 a man being close with his mother, 2271 01:36:02,559 --> 01:36:05,770 but he talks to her, like, constantly. 2272 01:36:05,770 --> 01:36:08,831 I mean, he tells her things, like, private things. 2273 01:36:08,831 --> 01:36:10,250 I mean, whenever we get in a fight 2274 01:36:10,250 --> 01:36:13,730 or like if we're having a good day or a bad day. 2275 01:36:13,730 --> 01:36:15,481 You know, he goes to her for, like, 2276 01:36:15,481 --> 01:36:16,631 every single decision. 2277 01:36:16,631 --> 01:36:20,069 I mean, I wanna be that person for him. 2278 01:36:20,069 --> 01:36:21,479 - Oh my god, Riley, you have no i- 2279 01:36:21,479 --> 01:36:23,730 Fuck! How could he not have told you? 2280 01:36:23,730 --> 01:36:25,530 - Fucking- - Tell, till me what? 2281 01:36:25,530 --> 01:36:26,447 Ah, fuck! 2282 01:36:29,431 --> 01:36:31,599 Promise me that you won't say a word. 2283 01:36:31,599 --> 01:36:34,791 Promise me that Dave doesn't find out 2284 01:36:34,791 --> 01:36:36,319 that I'm the one that told you this. 2285 01:36:36,319 --> 01:36:39,319 Yes, I swear I won't say anything. 2286 01:36:41,082 --> 01:36:41,915 Okay. 2287 01:36:43,381 --> 01:36:46,183 Oh my God. He's gonna fucking, come here. 2288 01:36:46,183 --> 01:36:48,766 (mellow music) 2289 01:36:56,317 --> 01:36:58,775 (knocking on door) 2290 01:36:58,775 --> 01:37:01,442 (water flowing) 2291 01:37:08,324 --> 01:37:09,157 Hey. 2292 01:37:11,045 --> 01:37:12,765 You look beautiful. 2293 01:37:12,765 --> 01:37:13,765 Thank you. 2294 01:37:15,210 --> 01:37:16,885 How are you? 2295 01:37:16,885 --> 01:37:18,503 Uh, not great. 2296 01:37:18,503 --> 01:37:21,842 (water flowing) 2297 01:37:21,842 --> 01:37:22,759 I miss you. 2298 01:37:23,961 --> 01:37:25,461 I miss you, too. 2299 01:37:28,179 --> 01:37:29,810 Would you wanna go for, like, a walk, 2300 01:37:29,810 --> 01:37:31,899 maybe to talk or something? 2301 01:37:31,899 --> 01:37:33,570 Like, really talk? 2302 01:37:33,570 --> 01:37:35,153 Yeah, of course. 2303 01:37:35,153 --> 01:37:37,402 I'll go grab my coat, okay? 2304 01:37:37,402 --> 01:37:40,063 (water flowing) 2305 01:37:40,063 --> 01:37:43,373 (door closing) 2306 01:37:43,373 --> 01:37:46,040 (wind blowing) 2307 01:37:48,773 --> 01:37:53,773 (bright music) (gulls cawing) 2308 01:37:55,042 --> 01:37:56,885 [Dave] Hey, Mom. 2309 01:37:56,885 --> 01:37:57,718 [Mom] Oh, hi, dear. 2310 01:37:57,718 --> 01:37:59,343 How are you? 2311 01:37:59,343 --> 01:38:00,314 I'm good. 2312 01:38:00,314 --> 01:38:02,147 - Oh, good. - I'm good. 2313 01:38:03,262 --> 01:38:05,690 [Mom] There, there. It's okay sweetie. 2314 01:38:05,690 --> 01:38:08,101 Everything will be okay. 2315 01:38:08,101 --> 01:38:11,311 - Mom, I will never stop missing the sound of your voice. 2316 01:38:11,311 --> 01:38:15,037 [Mom] Oh, honey. It'll be all right. 2317 01:38:15,037 --> 01:38:17,330 I just miss you so much. 2318 01:38:17,330 --> 01:38:18,551 [Mom] I know, sweetheart. 2319 01:38:18,551 --> 01:38:19,801 I miss you too. 2320 01:38:21,741 --> 01:38:22,741 Okay, Mom. 2321 01:38:24,591 --> 01:38:26,010 I gotta go. 2322 01:38:26,010 --> 01:38:27,930 [Mom] Oh, okay. 2323 01:38:27,930 --> 01:38:29,368 I love you. 2324 01:38:29,368 --> 01:38:31,613 [Mom] I love you, too. 2325 01:38:31,613 --> 01:38:34,363 (waves crashing) 2326 01:38:36,641 --> 01:38:40,254 (Dave whimpering) 2327 01:38:40,254 --> 01:38:42,921 (wind blowing) 2328 01:38:46,590 --> 01:38:47,430 Are you okay? 2329 01:38:47,430 --> 01:38:48,902 Yeah. 2330 01:38:48,902 --> 01:38:50,451 Yeah, I will be. 2331 01:38:50,451 --> 01:38:53,502 (waves crashing) 2332 01:38:53,502 --> 01:38:57,632 - You don't have to do this now if you don't want to. 2333 01:38:57,632 --> 01:39:00,882 No, it's something that I need to do. 2334 01:39:03,971 --> 01:39:08,451 It was always an adventure with her, you know? 2335 01:39:08,451 --> 01:39:10,034 Until she got sick. 2336 01:39:13,152 --> 01:39:14,682 I wish she would have met you. 2337 01:39:14,682 --> 01:39:17,232 I wish I could have met her, too. 2338 01:39:17,232 --> 01:39:19,322 She would have loved you. 2339 01:39:19,322 --> 01:39:20,411 I would have loved her. 2340 01:39:20,411 --> 01:39:21,244 Yeah. 2341 01:39:23,130 --> 01:39:26,963 I can't believe it's been three fucking years. 2342 01:39:28,923 --> 01:39:30,692 She's always with you, though. 2343 01:39:30,692 --> 01:39:33,983 And she would be so proud of you. 2344 01:39:33,983 --> 01:39:35,521 Yeah. 2345 01:39:35,521 --> 01:39:36,354 Okay. 2346 01:39:39,546 --> 01:39:41,042 It's time. 2347 01:39:41,042 --> 01:39:42,209 I gotta do it. 2348 01:39:45,490 --> 01:39:46,477 (Dave sighing) 2349 01:39:46,477 --> 01:39:47,992 Oh, fuck. 2350 01:39:47,992 --> 01:39:52,992 (pensive music) (waves crashing) 2351 01:39:56,381 --> 01:39:57,214 Mom, 2352 01:40:01,392 --> 01:40:03,472 (Dave crying) 2353 01:40:03,472 --> 01:40:05,055 I miss you so much. 2354 01:40:08,837 --> 01:40:10,032 And the day doesn't go by 2355 01:40:10,032 --> 01:40:14,615 that I don't think about you. (crying) 2356 01:40:17,080 --> 01:40:20,497 Thank you for everything that you gave me 2357 01:40:22,240 --> 01:40:23,573 and all the love 2358 01:40:25,032 --> 01:40:26,650 and the music. 2359 01:40:26,650 --> 01:40:29,357 (Dave crying) 2360 01:40:29,357 --> 01:40:30,797 Oh. 2361 01:40:30,797 --> 01:40:31,630 Ah. 2362 01:40:34,539 --> 01:40:38,487 I hope that your spirit is somewhere beautiful, 2363 01:40:38,487 --> 01:40:41,729 and you're at peace. (sniffling) 2364 01:40:41,729 --> 01:40:46,729 (pensive music continues) (waves crashing) 2365 01:40:58,454 --> 01:41:01,954 (pensive music continues) 2366 01:41:22,319 --> 01:41:23,839 Hey, Mom. 2367 01:41:23,839 --> 01:41:25,647 [Mom] Hey, baby. What's wrong? 2368 01:41:25,647 --> 01:41:27,479 You don't sound too good. 2369 01:41:27,479 --> 01:41:29,576 Oh, no, it's nothing. 2370 01:41:29,576 --> 01:41:30,409 [Mom] Come on. 2371 01:41:30,409 --> 01:41:31,242 You know I can always tell 2372 01:41:31,242 --> 01:41:33,847 when something's the matter. 2373 01:41:33,847 --> 01:41:36,264 Why don't you tell your mama? 2374 01:41:37,410 --> 01:41:39,337 I know. Okay. 2375 01:41:39,337 --> 01:41:42,599 Well, you know the girl, Danielle, 2376 01:41:42,599 --> 01:41:44,257 I kinda been talking to, 2377 01:41:44,257 --> 01:41:45,748 well she broke it off with me 2378 01:41:45,748 --> 01:41:48,237 and started talking to my boy James. 2379 01:41:48,237 --> 01:41:50,237 [Mom] Baby, it's okay. 2380 01:41:51,519 --> 01:41:53,776 - Yeah, it's really not that big of a deal. 2381 01:41:53,776 --> 01:41:54,609 I was actually kind of thinking 2382 01:41:54,609 --> 01:41:56,407 of breaking it off with her in the first place, 2383 01:41:56,407 --> 01:42:00,076 but now it's just kind of got me thinking, you know? 2384 01:42:00,076 --> 01:42:02,896 [Mom] It's okay, you can tell your mama. 2385 01:42:02,896 --> 01:42:05,337 Well, I mean, like, what is it? 2386 01:42:05,337 --> 01:42:08,548 Like, what's he got that I don't got? 2387 01:42:08,548 --> 01:42:10,297 [Mom] Oh, baby, nothing. 2388 01:42:10,297 --> 01:42:13,068 You are perfect and smart and beautiful. 2389 01:42:13,068 --> 01:42:15,416 If anything, she was probably just intimidated by you 2390 01:42:15,416 --> 01:42:18,486 because she knows you're too good for her. 2391 01:42:18,486 --> 01:42:19,546 She was probably just scared 2392 01:42:19,546 --> 01:42:21,566 that you were gonna leave her first. 2393 01:42:21,566 --> 01:42:24,348 Yeah, you're probably right. 2394 01:42:24,348 --> 01:42:26,265 Thanks mom. I love you. 2395 01:42:26,265 --> 01:42:27,745 [Mom] I love you too, baby. 2396 01:42:27,745 --> 01:42:31,407 Now cheer up and have a beautiful day. 2397 01:42:31,407 --> 01:42:32,984 All right, I will. 2398 01:42:32,984 --> 01:42:34,317 I love you. Bye. 2399 01:42:39,044 --> 01:42:41,961 (crowd chattering) 2400 01:42:49,355 --> 01:42:52,272 (crowd chattering) 2401 01:43:05,724 --> 01:43:08,641 (crowd chattering) 2402 01:43:43,351 --> 01:43:47,184 (soft electric guitar music) 2403 01:43:53,612 --> 01:43:57,791 ♪ I'll give you patience ♪ 2404 01:43:57,791 --> 01:44:02,551 ♪ And I'll give you peace ♪ 2405 01:44:02,551 --> 01:44:07,130 ♪ But I gotta leave you alone ♪ 2406 01:44:07,130 --> 01:44:11,271 ♪ Oh ♪ 2407 01:44:11,271 --> 01:44:15,270 ♪ I give you comfort ♪ 2408 01:44:15,270 --> 01:44:19,639 ♪ I'll cause you pain ♪ 2409 01:44:19,639 --> 01:44:22,460 ♪ But I'll never leave you ♪ 2410 01:44:22,460 --> 01:44:24,541 ♪ Alone ♪ 2411 01:44:24,541 --> 01:44:27,041 (rock music) 2412 01:44:28,171 --> 01:44:33,171 ♪ You know I'm gone, baby ♪ 2413 01:44:36,987 --> 01:44:41,987 ♪ You know my song ♪ 2414 01:44:45,618 --> 01:44:50,618 ♪ You know I'm gone and going down ♪ 2415 01:44:52,188 --> 01:44:54,968 ♪ I'm down ♪ 2416 01:44:54,968 --> 01:44:57,269 ♪ 'Cause I'm leaving ♪ 2417 01:44:57,269 --> 01:44:59,936 ♪ For you, baby ♪ 2418 01:45:12,089 --> 01:45:16,483 ♪ All our tomorrows ♪ 2419 01:45:16,483 --> 01:45:20,933 ♪ From yesterday ♪ 2420 01:45:20,933 --> 01:45:23,352 ♪ And I've got one foot ♪ 2421 01:45:23,352 --> 01:45:28,352 ♪ On the train ♪ 2422 01:45:30,013 --> 01:45:34,221 ♪ 'Cause it ain't easy ♪ 2423 01:45:34,221 --> 01:45:38,602 ♪ It ain't me ♪ 2424 01:45:38,602 --> 01:45:42,269 ♪ It ain't no shame without ♪