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(funky music playing)

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(bowling pins clattering)

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(bowling pins clattering)

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So, it's a new font.
It's called "Buffalo Wingdings."

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All the little sauce bottles
are O's,

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all the little ranch cups
are N's,

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and the mansions
are like dollar signs.

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(bowling pins clattering)

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Let me be honest with you.
Your resume is trash.

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You really shouldn't
list on here

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why you got fired
from those jobs.

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How am I getting fired
from a strip club?

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Because this is,
and always has been,

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- just an Italian restaurant.
- Then what are you doing

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with all those dildos
in the back?

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They're breadsticks.

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Deli manager: Look alive,
look alive, look alive.

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How's that potato salad
coming on over there?

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You're fired.

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<i>♪ Like 40, don't change 'em ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Bankhead ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Been pullin' capers ♪</i>
- Woman: Hello? Hi?

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Yes, my wife and I,
we're looking for a nicer phone

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to take pictures
of our kid with.

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Whoa, wait.
You two are lesbians?

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- (clicks tongue) Yeah.
- And this is your lesbian kid?

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Okay. (scoffs)
Our son's not a lesbian,

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unless he wants to be one day.
But yes, this is our son.

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Walt: Wow.

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You're fired, Walt.
Turn in your shirt.

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I don't know
why you cut the sleeves off.

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I'm real, you know?
I... I take pride in that.

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You know, and I...
I probably shouldn't tell you,

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if we get any closer...

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- (clicks tongue)
- (bowling pins clattering)

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...there might be a problem,
you know?

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(bowling pins clattering)

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- So?
- Nigga,

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I'm not about to sleep with you
on your job interview.

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I'm just trying to get a job.

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This is how it happens
in the movies that I watch.

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I shouldn't hire you.

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You're under-qualified,
you sexually harassed me,

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and if this is you at your best,

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then there's no way
I can rely on you for anything.

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I feel you.

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Thank you for your time.

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But...

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I don't know.

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- I like you.
- Mm-hmm.

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- You're stupid.
- Okay. (chuckles)

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Mozell: So I'm gonna
give you a shot.

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This place,
it don't make no money,

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but I make just enough
to keep the lights on

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and to buy polish
for those balls,

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and every three months,
I hit those shoes

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with some of that spray.

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- Disinfectant?
- Roach killer.

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It burns your skin,
but it's cheaper.

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Now, uh,
you know how to bartend?

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No, but I'll do it.

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What's your policy on shirts?

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- I don't have one.
- Yes!

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♪ ("Dey Know"
by Shawty Lo plays) ♪

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I won't let you down, Mozell!

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<i>♪ Shawty L-O, man ♪</i>

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It's a promise.

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<i>♪ Bigger than</i>
<i>The Ringling Brothers ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Bring your top hat ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

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<i>♪ L-O, L-O</i>
<i>They know, they know ♪</i>

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<i>♪ L-O, L-O</i>
<i>They know, they know ♪</i>

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<i>♪ L-O, L-O</i>
<i>They know, they know ♪</i>

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<i>♪ L-O, L-O</i>
<i>They know, they know ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Shawty Lo, I got flavor ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Plus you know</i>
<i>The kid got paper ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like 40, don't save her ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Bankhead</i>
<i>Been pullin' capers ♪</i>

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(bowling pins clattering)

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White people came from monkeys,

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that's why
their nipples are pink.

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(swing music playing)

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Mozell: This is the bar.

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Ice here, drinks there,
fridge there,

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cups there, napkins here,

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- and the bottles here...
- Yeah, I got it, I got it.

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Skunk: I'm thirsty.

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This is Skunk,
she get drunk here every day.

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Okay. Could have said
"former pro bowler,"

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but whatever.

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I know what you're thinking,
"Skunk's a dude's name."

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I'm thinkin'
it's an animal's name.

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What? Which animal?

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This is Walt,
he's the new bartender.

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If y'all need anything, ask him.

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Now, I'm headin' upstairs

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to go to sleep on
these ketchup packages.

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They straighten out my back.

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Hmm.

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Why aren't you wearin' a shirt?

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Too much laundry.

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Why does your breath smell
like Cool Ranch Doritos?

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To cover the six beers I had
for breakfast this morning.

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What's the first thing
that comes to your mind?

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- About what?
- Anything.

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Why do ghosts
always haunt people?

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You know?

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They never do anything helpful,
like chores.

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Why don't you scare
those dishes?

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All right, brother.
I'll have a whiskey.

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I got you, fam.

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Oh, oh.

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- Whoo!
- Whoo!

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Huh?

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Huh?

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Are we twins?

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(suspenseful music playing)

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Identical?

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A new Black king
is in our midst!

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Hello, pale witch.

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- This is Brotha Candy.
- I...

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am a hotep, a Gemini,
a Zulu shaman reincarnated...

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and a nude model.

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(clicks tongue) I don't know
why I'm sensing loneliness

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- in your voice, bro.
- (Brotha Candy scoffs)

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It's okay. It's okay.

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It's all right.

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♪ ("Make It Roll" plays) ♪

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<i>♪ Whoa ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Make that booty roll</i>
<i>Like a bowling ball ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Make that thing roll</i>
<i>Like a bowling ball ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Pick it up, drop it down</i>
<i>And make it roll ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Make it roll ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ I don't understand... ♪</i>

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(music stops)

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Not again!

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Walt: Hey, Mom?
Guess what, I got a job!

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(sighs)

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(eerie music playing)

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Power's cut off.

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Okay?

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Yeah, I... I... I see that.

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Mom?

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- (in squeaky voice) Yes?
- Mom!

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(in normal voice) Damn,
I'm just playing with you!

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- (laughs) Come on, scaredy cat!
- Wow.

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Vicki: Being poor is fun!

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(upbeat music playing)

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<i>♪ We like to rock ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We like to roach out... ♪</i>

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Ah! Don't you use my good spray.

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<i>♪ And burn your soul ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We catch a plane ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Those midnight flights... ♪</i>

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Hey! (laughs)

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Yeah, I'm sorry, man.
That's... that's my fault.

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Walt: Eat it.

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Children of Zion,
is there dairy in these nachos?

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Cheese is literally
what makes them nachos, man.

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Come on.

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Hoteps be knowin' 100 percent
of the wrong things.

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- I need to go to the hospital.
- Whoa.

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Walt: <i>It's been a month,</i>
<i>Skunk, you still ain't got it?</i>

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It's one, two...

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Yeah! (chuckles)
Oh, no. Oh, look at you.

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- See what I mean?
- Oh, okay.

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- So that's the electric slide?
- Walt: Yeah.

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Who's this school shooter
all grown up? Yeesh.

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Excuse me, sir, may I help you?

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- Sir?
- I'm looking for...

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Mozell Lester.

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- Yeah, well, I'm...
- I'm Mozell.

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- Hi. Hi.
- Hi.

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Uh, nice to meet you,
I'm the city building inspector.

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(clicks tongue) That is Mozell.

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- Okay.
- Is there a problem?

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Well, we'll find out.
I'm here for your evaluation.

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I need to inspect the food
prep area and the ovens.

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(animal chittering)

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- Someone working in there?
- Mozell: No, no, no, no.

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That's just this little
furry creature in the kitchen

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who comes every few days
and runs amok.

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- (animals chittering)
- Okay.

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I'll just go ahead
and mark that with an F myself

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- for the health department.
- So what? Fail me.

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I'll learn my lesson
and we can move on.

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Well, as the owner
of the building,

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if you want Alleycatz
to stay in business,

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you would have to bring
everything up to code

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in the next 60 days

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or else we'd have to
shut you down for good.

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- (somber music playing)
- Walt: Shut us down?

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You and what army?

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Well, the mayor's office,

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and the congressional
representative's office,

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as well as
the police department,

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and the fire department,
and the FDA,

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and the ATF,
they would come too.

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But... but not the actual army?

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Right.

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- No.
- Hey, uh, question.

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- Yeah.
- White person to White person.

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- Oh, yeah, sure.
- Yeah.

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How much is this whole thing
gonna cost

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- to just take care of it?
- Uh...

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you're looking at...
200,000 dollars

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- in renovations.
- (coughs)

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- No.
- Inspector: At least.

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Sixty days or else.

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- Bye, now.
- Skunk: Bye.

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Well, who was that
descendant of lizards?

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- (Mozell groans)
- Did the demon bring with him

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- bad omens?
- Building inspector.

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He says that Mozell
has 60 days to fix this place

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or he's shutting it down.

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Look, Alleycatz is a pillar
of the Black community.

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It must be preserved!

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Why, it was in this very spot

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when Malcolm Little changed
his name to Malcolm X.

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You don't even know.

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It used to be short
for Malcolm Exuberant.

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But there was already
somebody with that name.

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Mozell: This is too much for me.

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I'm going to sleep
on the ketchup again.

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Mozell. Don't you worry, okay?

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I personally guarantee

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that nothing is going
to happen to this place,

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you have my word.

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Well, I hope that's true, Skunk,

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otherwise, you might have
to pass out somewhere else.

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Never!

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Skunk: Well,
this freakin' sucks.

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(sighs)

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I'm just so angry,
you know?

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I could... I could just...

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I could just... (grunts)

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(upbeat music playing)

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Can you do that again?

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- Walt: All right.
- Skunk: Mm-hmm.

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- Okay. Excuse me.
- Yeah.

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Just wind it up.

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- What?
- Wind it up.

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(grunts)

244
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:25,853
Whoo-hoo! (laughs)
Whoo! Let's do it again!

245
00:11:26,655 --> 00:11:29,658
Let us do it again! Mm. Mm.

246
00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:32,561
Let it slide. (grunts)

247
00:11:33,628 --> 00:11:37,731
Whoo! I love it! (laughs) Yes!

248
00:11:40,635 --> 00:11:42,571
You know what? Whoo! (grunts)

249
00:11:44,205 --> 00:11:46,541
- Whoo!
- What the hell was that?

250
00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:49,743
When did you learn how to bowl?

251
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,378
I... I didn't even know
you played.

252
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,515
Oh, no, no.
This is my first time.

253
00:11:53,648 --> 00:11:54,848
Skunk: What?

254
00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:56,951
It's just strength
and aim really, you know?

255
00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:58,819
How did I not know
this about you?

256
00:11:59,253 --> 00:12:00,988
Well, I'm still kinda
letting you in...

257
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:04,258
- (chuckles) ...you know?
- This is, this is good, man.

258
00:12:04,626 --> 00:12:06,561
- Walt: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Eh? Eh?

259
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:07,828
- Walt: Mm?
- Right?

260
00:12:08,429 --> 00:12:10,364
Eh? You, me, right?

261
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:13,100
I don't know what you're doing,
but it's angering me.

262
00:12:13,234 --> 00:12:14,401
We're gonna turn you pro

263
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:15,803
and you're gonna save
this place.

264
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,072
You're gonna become a...
a superstar.

265
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:20,441
There hasn't been
a Black pro since...

266
00:12:21,543 --> 00:12:22,711
Okay, no,

267
00:12:23,077 --> 00:12:24,345
it's bad that I can't remember
the guy's name.

268
00:12:24,646 --> 00:12:26,113
But that's how long it's been.
Do you see?

269
00:12:26,380 --> 00:12:27,682
That's a lot of responsibility
you're talking about.

270
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,283
It's... it's...
it's... it's too much.

271
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,384
- No.
- You know, I...

272
00:12:30,518 --> 00:12:31,586
(chuckles) I want a simple life.

273
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,254
You wanna do this, you know,

274
00:12:33,387 --> 00:12:35,122
you should be
a pro bowler again.

275
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:36,824
It's not...

276
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,594
it's not that simple, man, I...

277
00:12:39,728 --> 00:12:41,596
- I can't do it, Skunk.
- No, no. But you...

278
00:12:41,730 --> 00:12:43,430
- I ain't doin' it.
- (Skunk grumbles)

279
00:12:43,565 --> 00:12:44,633
Sorry.

280
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:47,167
(upbeat music playing)

281
00:12:54,408 --> 00:12:55,943
<i>If you don't pull this off,</i>

282
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,311
<i>I'ma have to start</i>
<i>a whole new business.</i>

283
00:12:57,712 --> 00:13:01,482
<i>I'm old, Walt.</i>
<i>Don't do me like that!</i>

284
00:13:01,616 --> 00:13:03,250
<i>Come on,</i>
<i>Walt, let me die happy!</i>

285
00:13:03,384 --> 00:13:06,420
<i>- Come on, boy, save me.</i>
- I... Can I just...

286
00:13:07,622 --> 00:13:09,423
(upbeat music playing)

287
00:13:09,557 --> 00:13:10,759
(camera shutter clicks)

288
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:11,959
(chuckles)

289
00:13:12,527 --> 00:13:16,830
"Got that ginger bread."
(laughs)

290
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:24,371
"Hashtag niceguysonline4u."

291
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,841
- Okay, Ed Sheeran.
- (screams)

292
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,845
- (yells)
- Huh? What am I, the Hulk?

293
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,048
Skunk: Walt, I wanna level
with you, man.

294
00:13:34,315 --> 00:13:37,484
We have to help Mozell. We must.

295
00:13:37,619 --> 00:13:40,888
Mozell is the only person
who recognized me for bowling

296
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,423
and not just being the woman

297
00:13:42,724 --> 00:13:44,325
that smacked Brett Kavanaugh
on the ding-a-ling.

298
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:45,627
Walt: Mm-hmm.

299
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:48,530
Bowling is what you were
put on this earth to do.

300
00:13:48,663 --> 00:13:50,364
Talent like that
doesn't just happen.

301
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,366
I mean, she helped you
when you needed it.

302
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,668
And... and if you do this,

303
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,903
you're not just helping Mozell,
you'll be rich.

304
00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:59,973
There is no doubt in my mind
that we can save the alley,

305
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:02,376
and we can set
the bowling world on fire,

306
00:14:02,510 --> 00:14:03,578
I swear to God.

307
00:14:05,346 --> 00:14:06,347
This...

308
00:14:27,802 --> 00:14:28,737
Skunk: Hmm?

309
00:14:29,771 --> 00:14:31,004
- I'll do it.
- Yes!

310
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,140
But, but only
until the alley's open,

311
00:14:33,675 --> 00:14:34,843
all is well,

312
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,410
- Mom and I are straight.
- Yeah.

313
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,213
And if I'm gonna do
this bowling thing,

314
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,181
I have to do it
under a stage name.

315
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,918
And costumes,
like the wrestlers.

316
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:46,855
Okay.

317
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,021
What's your name?

318
00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:49,591
My name is Nygga Tyme.

319
00:14:50,825 --> 00:14:54,662
It's spelled N-Y-G-G...

320
00:14:54,796 --> 00:14:56,029
Yeah, you can just write Walt.

321
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,432
(upbeat music playing)

322
00:15:00,668 --> 00:15:02,202
Walt: Whoo-hoo-hoo!

323
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,676
Hey, who's the dead lady
in the photo?

324
00:15:09,644 --> 00:15:11,245
She's not dead, unfortunately.

325
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:12,980
- Walt: Hmm.
- Skunk: That's Linda Curson.

326
00:15:13,414 --> 00:15:15,282
She's the most decorated
bowler of all time.

327
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:17,084
She holds every record.

328
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,253
Every single one.

329
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:22,322
(dramatic music playing)

330
00:15:22,456 --> 00:15:23,625
(blows)

331
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,897
God, what a dumb heifer.

332
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,565
Look at that smile, man.

333
00:15:30,698 --> 00:15:33,535
It is gonna feel so good
to blast through her legacy.

334
00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,003
Walt: Bet she's a freak in bed.

335
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,938
Love to blast through
that legacy.

336
00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:39,607
Skunk: Mm.

337
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,577
- What's up with these stickers?
- No, this is manifesting.

338
00:15:42,877 --> 00:15:44,512
These are the companies
I want to sponsor me.

339
00:15:44,779 --> 00:15:46,280
You make that Pornhub one
yourself?

340
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,248
- I did good, right? Yeah.
- You did.

341
00:15:48,516 --> 00:15:50,685
- (babbling)
- (babbling)

342
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,754
Hey! What you doin'
in our area?

343
00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:54,021
(in Southern accent) Oh, my.

344
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,056
Now, who licked
the red off of your candy?

345
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,958
Lane five is mine.

346
00:15:58,192 --> 00:16:00,093
Name's Crantley Shandle,
and before you ask,

347
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,797
yes, I am a junior. (laughs)

348
00:16:02,931 --> 00:16:04,097
(laughs sarcastically)

349
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:06,601
- (laughs)
- (laughs sarcastically)

350
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,169
(laughs forcedly)

351
00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:10,538
My name is Nygga Tyme.

352
00:16:10,939 --> 00:16:12,507
- Oh.
- The First.

353
00:16:12,874 --> 00:16:14,041
- Ooh.
- Walt: Yeah.

354
00:16:14,576 --> 00:16:16,678
- This is Skunk.
- (Skunk groans)

355
00:16:17,579 --> 00:16:18,847
- Crantley: Skunk! (gasps)
- Yeah.

356
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,748
Oh, put me on a Shetland pony

357
00:16:20,882 --> 00:16:22,817
and ride me out
to the local watering hole.

358
00:16:22,951 --> 00:16:24,151
Skunk: Hmm.

359
00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:25,753
I haven't seen you since...
Where was it?

360
00:16:25,887 --> 00:16:28,288
The parking lot
of a Starburst lanes

361
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,390
and you were out there
with a, um, paper bag,

362
00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:31,893
and then somebody said
that they took you

363
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,595
to a mental institution.
Is that right?

364
00:16:33,728 --> 00:16:36,029
And now it's time to bowl
and we're done talking.

365
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,097
So let's go, right?

366
00:16:37,231 --> 00:16:38,298
- Walt: Mm-hmm.
- Okay.

367
00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:41,201
<i>- Enchanté.</i>
- What's that guy's deal?

368
00:16:43,771 --> 00:16:45,138
How you feeling, man?
You nervous?

369
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:46,975
Walt: Can I be honest with you?

370
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:47,976
Yeah.

371
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,645
I've never felt
better in my life.

372
00:16:51,579 --> 00:16:52,614
You're crying.

373
00:16:53,615 --> 00:16:55,015
Because there's something
else I'm thinking about.

374
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,685
- Not this.
- Skunk: All right, cool.

375
00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,554
Hey, let me tell you
a story real quick, okay?

376
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,054
A few years ago,

377
00:17:01,523 --> 00:17:02,657
I was driving home
late one night.

378
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,560
All of a sudden, this guy walks
out in front of my car

379
00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:08,161
- and bam, I run right into him.
- (bowling pins clattering)

380
00:17:08,963 --> 00:17:10,030
I get outta my car

381
00:17:10,832 --> 00:17:12,901
and I see that he's pinned
underneath the tire.

382
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,770
- (gasps)
- He reaches out his hand to me,

383
00:17:16,638 --> 00:17:19,807
but I get back in the car
and I finish the job.

384
00:17:20,775 --> 00:17:21,743
Kill this guy...

385
00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:24,278
with your car.

386
00:17:24,979 --> 00:17:26,179
(kisses)

387
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:29,383
(tense music playing)

388
00:17:29,517 --> 00:17:32,085
Good luck.
You're gonna need it.

389
00:17:38,993 --> 00:17:40,360
Ah, strike!

390
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:53,708
Whoo! Now we in business!

391
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,579
You better give
your heart to Jesus,

392
00:17:57,912 --> 00:17:59,647
'cause your butt is mine.

393
00:18:05,853 --> 00:18:08,121
Ooh, that was nasty.

394
00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:14,294
- (Walt grunts)
- Skunk: Whoo!

395
00:18:14,896 --> 00:18:16,998
- Yeah!
- Walt: Mm.

396
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,233
I think I got
a little bit more game left.

397
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:23,037
Whoo. A lot more game left.

398
00:18:23,337 --> 00:18:26,941
Get those fingers in those balls
and start them to roll.

399
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,644
(groans)
God, I hate your haircut.

400
00:18:31,713 --> 00:18:32,580
(chuckles softly)

401
00:18:38,352 --> 00:18:39,252
Yeah.

402
00:18:40,054 --> 00:18:42,657
Ooh, oh, my God,
I'm hungry for beef stroganoff.

403
00:18:42,924 --> 00:18:44,959
Does this place have
beef stroganoff?

404
00:18:45,093 --> 00:18:47,160
Definitely don't
have beef stroganoff.

405
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,696
- Shut...
- This is a bowling alley.

406
00:18:48,830 --> 00:18:49,597
...up.

407
00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:54,468
Yes. (laughs)

408
00:18:54,602 --> 00:18:56,169
Looks like we're gonna
get you home in time

409
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,940
to get your Uncle Willie
some Lotto Scratchers.

410
00:18:59,073 --> 00:19:00,374
You know my Uncle Willie?

411
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,644
What? No.

412
00:19:03,811 --> 00:19:05,145
(scoffs) No, I... what...

413
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,982
No, what I...
what I meant was, um...

414
00:19:08,616 --> 00:19:09,817
- Okay, well, it's...
- What'd you mean?

415
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,152
Don't make me say it.

416
00:19:12,587 --> 00:19:14,454
- Sit down.
- Skunk: Sit down.

417
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,860
(intense music playing)

418
00:19:26,901 --> 00:19:29,137
- Whoo! That's how you do it!
- Skunk: Whoo!

419
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:32,874
(imitates flute fanfare)

420
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,842
That's Lizzo playing a flute.

421
00:19:34,976 --> 00:19:36,944
(laughs, grunts) Yeah.

422
00:19:38,613 --> 00:19:39,881
- (lips trilling)
- (lips trilling)

423
00:19:40,014 --> 00:19:41,481
Congrats, Walt,
here's your check.

424
00:19:42,116 --> 00:19:43,183
No, I don't want that.

425
00:19:43,818 --> 00:19:46,219
I'll wait until y'all get
a big-sized check.

426
00:19:46,688 --> 00:19:48,488
Oh, we don't issue
the large checks at this event.

427
00:19:48,623 --> 00:19:49,924
(chuckles)

428
00:19:53,828 --> 00:19:55,129
I'm sorry, pipsqueak.

429
00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:56,698
Are you telling me
you're denying Walt

430
00:19:56,831 --> 00:19:58,533
the right to a big check?

431
00:20:02,003 --> 00:20:04,371
Wow, I've never seen this
much money in my whole life.

432
00:20:04,972 --> 00:20:06,741
And I used to clean
Joel Osteen's house.

433
00:20:06,974 --> 00:20:08,308
Well, get used to it,
'cause there's a lot more

434
00:20:08,442 --> 00:20:09,476
where that came from.

435
00:20:10,044 --> 00:20:11,244
Where to next?

436
00:20:11,612 --> 00:20:13,313
A little town I like to call
Indianapolis.

437
00:20:13,681 --> 00:20:15,717
Well, everybody
calls it that, right?

438
00:20:16,584 --> 00:20:17,752
Because that's, well, its name.

439
00:20:18,152 --> 00:20:19,987
Can I get cropped
out of this photo?

440
00:20:20,121 --> 00:20:23,024
♪ ("Hey-Der" by Old John &
The Misfits plays over radio) ♪

441
00:20:24,992 --> 00:20:26,861
<i>♪ Woke up this morning... ♪</i>

442
00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:28,361
Walt: Hey.

443
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,465
Did you spend all your money
at the jewelry store?

444
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,936
- No.
- Did you save anything?

445
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,705
Save what I didn't spend, baby.

446
00:20:37,839 --> 00:20:39,107
- Man.
- Come on now.

447
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,508
Listen, I want you
to enjoy yourself.

448
00:20:40,641 --> 00:20:41,676
Money's fun, but...

449
00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:44,277
ugh, you gotta save some of it

450
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,880
and put it towards
something bigger.

451
00:20:46,013 --> 00:20:48,281
I mean, don't you have
any dreams or anything?

452
00:20:48,549 --> 00:20:50,317
<i>♪ Oh, baby... ♪</i>

453
00:20:52,019 --> 00:20:53,286
- A threesome.
- What?

454
00:20:53,788 --> 00:20:54,622
Yeah.

455
00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:57,257
What? A... a... a foursome?

456
00:20:58,492 --> 00:21:00,695
What are your dreams,
since mine's are so stupid?

457
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:04,766
I don't have any dreams.

458
00:21:07,902 --> 00:21:10,938
Nah, dude, come on.
You just made me answer.

459
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:14,609
Okay, fine,
I used to have dreams,

460
00:21:14,742 --> 00:21:16,744
but then I had to do things
other than my dreams

461
00:21:16,878 --> 00:21:18,579
and that didn't really
go so well for me.

462
00:21:18,713 --> 00:21:20,515
So now,
I don't have any more dreams.

463
00:21:20,748 --> 00:21:22,083
Okay, I have one dream.

464
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,417
I wanna wrestle that kid
from Dune, Timothee Chalamet...

465
00:21:25,787 --> 00:21:27,655
just to see what would happen.

466
00:21:30,024 --> 00:21:32,292
(loudly) Any other questions,
Lester Holt?

467
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:33,528
- Hey.
- What?

468
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:35,763
Bring it down.
What's up with the attitude?

469
00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:37,198
You're the one that asked.

470
00:21:37,632 --> 00:21:40,168
I just get a little sensitive
when I'm on my period.

471
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:44,471
You know... when I drink beer
to get through my period.

472
00:21:44,806 --> 00:21:46,107
(sighs) It's okay.

473
00:21:47,241 --> 00:21:48,676
I hate when people
make fun of my nipples

474
00:21:48,810 --> 00:21:49,944
because they look puffy.

475
00:21:54,949 --> 00:21:56,184
They kind of are.

476
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,320
I just said
that hurts my feelings!

477
00:22:00,922 --> 00:22:03,257
(dramatic music playing)

478
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:06,561
- (bowling pins clattering)
- (indistinct chatter)

479
00:22:13,267 --> 00:22:15,770
Whoa! Y'all ain't ready.

480
00:22:16,137 --> 00:22:17,470
Y'all scared.

481
00:22:17,672 --> 00:22:19,774
- Walt: Yeah.
- Skunk: Especially you, freak.

482
00:22:20,775 --> 00:22:22,743
(tense techno music playing)

483
00:22:23,044 --> 00:22:26,714
(Walt imitates robot whirring)

484
00:22:49,804 --> 00:22:50,705
(sniffs)

485
00:22:53,808 --> 00:22:55,610
(music builds)

486
00:23:10,558 --> 00:23:11,424
Uh-huh.

487
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,368
(ball thudding)

488
00:23:24,105 --> 00:23:25,172
(groans)

489
00:23:25,773 --> 00:23:28,142
- (upbeat techno music playing)
- (crowd muttering)

490
00:23:34,882 --> 00:23:36,517
This is a bad day for you, dude.

491
00:23:36,884 --> 00:23:39,787
- You just got roasted to hell.
- Hmm.

492
00:23:39,921 --> 00:23:42,256
- Like some rotisserie chicken.
- (smacks lips)

493
00:23:42,390 --> 00:23:43,958
You ever have
rotisserie chicken?

494
00:23:44,558 --> 00:23:45,660
- It's delicious.
- Walt: Mm.

495
00:23:45,893 --> 00:23:47,094
You'll like it.

496
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:48,296
- How's that roast?
- It's pretty healthy.

497
00:23:55,202 --> 00:23:56,938
(blows)

498
00:24:02,043 --> 00:24:03,377
- Yeah.
- Hell, yeah.

499
00:24:03,511 --> 00:24:04,779
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Okay. Okay.

500
00:24:04,912 --> 00:24:06,380
- Yeah. (laughs)
- Yeah.

501
00:24:06,514 --> 00:24:13,421
- (imitates dog barking)
- (imitates dog barking)

502
00:24:18,392 --> 00:24:20,261
Brotha Candy: Enough of this
madness, bleach face.

503
00:24:20,561 --> 00:24:21,963
You cannot do a Hadoken.

504
00:24:22,096 --> 00:24:23,998
Well, I haven't fired
one off in years,

505
00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:26,434
but if it gets you to shut
the hell up, then let's go.

506
00:24:26,734 --> 00:24:28,736
(clears throat) Mm.

507
00:24:29,503 --> 00:24:31,505
- This is Walt.
- Mm. Ha.

508
00:24:32,006 --> 00:24:35,142
- A sponsorship opportunity.
- (bowling pins clattering)

509
00:24:35,876 --> 00:24:37,445
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm... I'm listening.

510
00:24:37,578 --> 00:24:39,447
♪ ("Whole Lotta Ice" plays) ♪

511
00:24:39,714 --> 00:24:41,015
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

512
00:24:41,315 --> 00:24:42,950
<i>♪ It's a whole lotta</i>
<i>ice on me ♪</i>

513
00:24:43,451 --> 00:24:45,820
<i>♪ Don't, don't stand too close</i>
<i>'Cause you don't ♪</i>

514
00:24:45,953 --> 00:24:47,855
<i>♪ If you say</i>
<i>That you might know me... ♪</i>

515
00:24:48,189 --> 00:24:49,824
Come on.

516
00:24:50,057 --> 00:24:52,360
You know my favorite movie
is <i>Green Book,</i> please.

517
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:53,761
You're not sitting

518
00:24:53,894 --> 00:24:56,163
- in the back, Skunk.
- Ugh! God.

519
00:24:56,297 --> 00:24:58,799
- (cell phone ringing)
- Hello?

520
00:25:00,935 --> 00:25:02,737
Another sponsorship?

521
00:25:03,971 --> 00:25:06,307
Tell me
about that sweet cheddar.

522
00:25:06,941 --> 00:25:10,211
Okay. Yeah. I'll hold.

523
00:25:10,978 --> 00:25:13,047
(upbeat music playing)

524
00:25:15,683 --> 00:25:16,851
Ooh.

525
00:25:17,184 --> 00:25:19,153
Spicy hot milk.
How is this for both of us?

526
00:25:19,353 --> 00:25:21,722
You just said
that you love spicy food.

527
00:25:21,989 --> 00:25:23,624
But it burns when I pee.

528
00:25:25,693 --> 00:25:27,194
You didn't drink
the milk yet, Skunk.

529
00:25:27,795 --> 00:25:28,662
Oh. (scoffs)

530
00:25:30,297 --> 00:25:31,265
Yeah.

531
00:25:31,966 --> 00:25:34,702
- (cell phone ringing)
- Talk to me.

532
00:25:35,636 --> 00:25:36,637
Uh-huh.

533
00:25:37,038 --> 00:25:38,706
(soft music playing
over radio)

534
00:25:38,973 --> 00:25:40,007
Yeah, thanks.

535
00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:42,410
Yeah, thank you very much.

536
00:25:43,711 --> 00:25:44,845
- All right.
- What?

537
00:25:45,546 --> 00:25:46,447
What was that?

538
00:25:47,581 --> 00:25:49,550
This next sponsorship
is gonna be major.

539
00:25:50,017 --> 00:25:51,852
Oh, yes!

540
00:25:51,986 --> 00:25:53,020
- It's the one, isn't it?
- It's the one.

541
00:25:53,154 --> 00:25:54,255
- It's the one.
- It's the one.

542
00:25:54,388 --> 00:25:55,856
- It's the one!
- It's the one!

543
00:25:55,990 --> 00:25:59,193
(both growling)

544
00:25:59,326 --> 00:26:02,797
(upbeat reverb music playing)

545
00:26:10,237 --> 00:26:11,372
Skunk: Mm.

546
00:26:11,705 --> 00:26:13,674
I love that they lubed up
the sleeves.

547
00:26:13,874 --> 00:26:15,042
I know.

548
00:26:15,342 --> 00:26:17,144
So easy to get your arms
in and out, right?

549
00:26:17,512 --> 00:26:18,813
Wow, they thought of everything.

550
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,281
(upbeat rock music playing)

551
00:26:20,414 --> 00:26:22,249
Yeah. (laughs)

552
00:26:28,722 --> 00:26:29,623
(cash register dings)

553
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,462
(whistles)

554
00:26:35,629 --> 00:26:36,565
Mm.

555
00:26:37,865 --> 00:26:39,133
Mm.

556
00:26:40,434 --> 00:26:41,536
All right, get outta here.

557
00:26:45,039 --> 00:26:48,175
(crowd cheering)

558
00:26:48,309 --> 00:26:49,443
(cash register dings)

559
00:26:51,712 --> 00:26:55,282
- Say it, kids, "Nygga Tyme!"
- Kids: Nygga Tyme!

560
00:26:55,416 --> 00:26:59,286
- It's Nygga Tyme.
- (camera shutter clicking)

561
00:27:01,590 --> 00:27:02,690
Who told you to say that?

562
00:27:02,823 --> 00:27:04,158
- (screams)
- (grunts)

563
00:27:04,425 --> 00:27:07,194
- (crowd cheering)
- (cash register ringing)

564
00:27:09,697 --> 00:27:11,932
(patriotic music playing
over TV)

565
00:27:12,199 --> 00:27:13,300
(bowling pins clattering)

566
00:27:13,535 --> 00:27:16,370
- (eagle screeches)
- (shark roars)

567
00:27:17,938 --> 00:27:20,341
<i>I'm Angelo Powers</i>
<i>for "Bowl Lives Matter,"</i>

568
00:27:20,474 --> 00:27:22,276
<i>and I made</i>
<i>that phrase up first.</i>

569
00:27:22,743 --> 00:27:25,246
<i>Bowling,</i>
<i>the USA's greatest sport,</i>

570
00:27:25,913 --> 00:27:27,915
<i>as American as Chinese food.</i>

571
00:27:28,048 --> 00:27:29,350
(bowling pins clattering)

572
00:27:29,884 --> 00:27:31,285
Angelo: <i>It was a game</i>
<i>for good folks, you know?</i>

573
00:27:31,485 --> 00:27:33,154
<i>We had champions</i>
<i>who were role models.</i>

574
00:27:33,522 --> 00:27:36,056
<i>From Dick Weber</i>
<i>to Linda Curson.</i>

575
00:27:36,190 --> 00:27:38,492
<i>And then, a new guy showed up.</i>

576
00:27:39,628 --> 00:27:41,530
I personally don't know
what to call it.

577
00:27:41,762 --> 00:27:43,264
Talent? A fluke?

578
00:27:43,764 --> 00:27:47,701
One thing is for sure,
this Walt guy is on fire,

579
00:27:47,935 --> 00:27:49,069
and I haven't gone
through the trouble

580
00:27:49,203 --> 00:27:50,704
to learn his last name.

581
00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:53,841
Jenkins, Johnson,
Walt Abdul-Jabbar, or whatever,

582
00:27:53,974 --> 00:27:56,377
in just three competitions
has the highest

583
00:27:56,511 --> 00:27:58,812
tournament average
of any bowler in history,

584
00:27:58,946 --> 00:28:02,183
winning each game
by 15 pins or higher.

585
00:28:02,449 --> 00:28:04,852
And I'm hearing from some folks,
you don't need to know who,

586
00:28:05,052 --> 00:28:07,721
he's getting his back
blown out by Rihanna.

587
00:28:08,022 --> 00:28:10,324
That's right,
she blows his back out.

588
00:28:10,457 --> 00:28:12,793
Really sticking it to our boy.

589
00:28:13,194 --> 00:28:15,796
We have not seen someone
this exciting in this sport

590
00:28:15,996 --> 00:28:19,166
<i>since Linda Curson's</i>
<i>historic run in the early '90s.</i>

591
00:28:19,634 --> 00:28:21,235
If Walt stays on this track,

592
00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:24,038
he will break
every record Linda holds.

593
00:28:24,305 --> 00:28:26,207
Because I have no other
way to make money,

594
00:28:26,340 --> 00:28:27,841
I went to talk
to the man himself

595
00:28:28,042 --> 00:28:31,712
and his coach, Skunk,
about their road to success.

596
00:28:31,845 --> 00:28:33,347
(upbeat techno music playing)

597
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,448
(growls)

598
00:28:39,186 --> 00:28:40,254
- Oh!
- Yeah. (laughs)

599
00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:41,455
I love this!

600
00:28:44,058 --> 00:28:45,092
Oh!

601
00:28:46,126 --> 00:28:47,529
Can y'all like blur us
on the cameras?

602
00:28:47,662 --> 00:28:48,996
Get the money, baby.

603
00:28:49,129 --> 00:28:50,532
- Hello? Are you there?
- Hello? I'm here.

604
00:28:50,665 --> 00:28:52,099
- Y'all blurring us?
- Do it.

605
00:28:52,701 --> 00:28:54,034
Tear that money up, boy.

606
00:28:56,003 --> 00:28:57,304
It's all about staying grounded.

607
00:28:57,438 --> 00:28:58,673
- That's really important.
- I understand.

608
00:28:58,806 --> 00:29:00,341
You know,
I come from the hood.

609
00:29:00,474 --> 00:29:01,676
That's why I still got
my boys over here next to me.

610
00:29:01,809 --> 00:29:03,010
Let's talk to him, Brotha Candy.

611
00:29:03,344 --> 00:29:04,546
He's never been
on television before

612
00:29:04,679 --> 00:29:05,813
and is not a criminal.

613
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,982
- Hello, and grand rising.
- Walt: All right, cool.

614
00:29:08,115 --> 00:29:10,884
And then we got my cousins.
We got Half Life right here.

615
00:29:11,018 --> 00:29:12,621
And then you got the ugly one
right next to him.

616
00:29:12,753 --> 00:29:13,821
That's Lil' Patience.

617
00:29:13,954 --> 00:29:15,456
Wait, what? No, I'm not ugly.

618
00:29:15,590 --> 00:29:17,391
Come on, everybody can see you.
You're ugly.

619
00:29:17,525 --> 00:29:18,727
- Who?
- Walt: All right.

620
00:29:18,859 --> 00:29:19,793
Looking like
Sterling O.K. Brown.

621
00:29:19,927 --> 00:29:21,095
Walt: Talk to him!

622
00:29:21,462 --> 00:29:22,997
He paid for that
beard lineup with food stamps.

623
00:29:23,130 --> 00:29:24,633
- Walt: Hello!
- You ain't a real nigga,

624
00:29:24,765 --> 00:29:26,900
- Lil' Patience!
- Y'all stop playing around!

625
00:29:27,034 --> 00:29:28,703
Y'all know
I don't play by my looks.

626
00:29:28,836 --> 00:29:30,605
Angelo: <i>Walt's cousins,</i>
<i>who started coming around</i>

627
00:29:30,838 --> 00:29:32,940
<i>once Walt made money,</i>
<i>don't mince words either.</i>

628
00:29:33,073 --> 00:29:34,308
Lil' Patience:
I'ma tell you something.

629
00:29:34,942 --> 00:29:36,477
Y'all really lucky y'all got
this little nigga up in there.

630
00:29:36,611 --> 00:29:38,345
You know what I'm saying?
Otherwise, all of us,

631
00:29:38,479 --> 00:29:40,180
we'd be busting in your house
<i>Home Invasion</i> style.

632
00:29:40,314 --> 00:29:42,584
- You feel me?
- Well, didn't need to feel me,

633
00:29:42,717 --> 00:29:43,984
'cause you were very direct
with what you said.

634
00:29:44,385 --> 00:29:47,421
Tip-toeing through your windows.
Click clack.

635
00:29:47,555 --> 00:29:49,890
Oh, you sleepin'?
Wake up (bleep).

636
00:29:50,357 --> 00:29:51,492
They're not telling
the whole story.

637
00:29:51,859 --> 00:29:53,127
If it wasn't for me,

638
00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:55,029
Walt would be eating
outta trash cans

639
00:29:55,162 --> 00:29:57,599
behind Whole Foods, like I do.

640
00:29:57,831 --> 00:29:59,166
There's good stuff back there

641
00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:01,168
and I don't wanna answer
a lot of questions about it,

642
00:30:01,402 --> 00:30:03,505
so if you're so fricking
curious, Google it!

643
00:30:03,638 --> 00:30:04,805
Angelo: Okay. (chuckles)

644
00:30:05,105 --> 00:30:06,608
You know,
it is true that Walt's success,

645
00:30:06,741 --> 00:30:08,175
somehow, does have a lot
to do with your coaching.

646
00:30:08,309 --> 00:30:09,877
And you do have quite
a bowling background.

647
00:30:10,010 --> 00:30:12,846
So you understand the pressures
and the expectations,

648
00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:15,049
and you know what it's like
to really eat it

649
00:30:15,316 --> 00:30:18,586
every time you even come close
to reaching the next level,

650
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,820
a lot of times,

651
00:30:20,154 --> 00:30:22,524
seen on television
by thousands of people.

652
00:30:22,657 --> 00:30:24,992
Listen, what me and Skunk
are doing right now,

653
00:30:25,359 --> 00:30:28,228
has never been done before.
Losing ain't in our DNA.

654
00:30:28,797 --> 00:30:30,297
I'm going to roll a strike

655
00:30:30,431 --> 00:30:32,767
in front of everybody that loves
and respects you.

656
00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:34,168
And then they will hate you.

657
00:30:34,401 --> 00:30:36,604
And then they will want
a threesome with me.

658
00:30:36,738 --> 00:30:38,038
Damn, Walt,
you're still on that?

659
00:30:38,172 --> 00:30:39,574
Yeah,
that's Walt liquor time, baby.

660
00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:41,308
Skunk: Consider this a warning.

661
00:30:41,442 --> 00:30:44,378
Nobody, and I mean
nobody, is safe, okay?

662
00:30:44,512 --> 00:30:46,880
We're talking about everybody
in the league.

663
00:30:47,014 --> 00:30:49,950
I'm talking about that dinosaur,
Linda Curson, everybody.

664
00:30:50,184 --> 00:30:52,386
<i>What did I learn</i>
<i>about Walt and Skunk?</i>

665
00:30:52,853 --> 00:30:56,591
<i>One, they are the team to beat</i>
<i>and everyone should take heed.</i>

666
00:30:56,990 --> 00:30:59,026
<i>And two, some stereotypes,</i>

667
00:30:59,159 --> 00:31:01,195
<i>no matter how offensive,</i>
<i>are true.</i>

668
00:31:01,663 --> 00:31:03,497
<i>I am Angelo Powers for...</i>

669
00:31:03,631 --> 00:31:07,736
(dramatic ominous music playing)

670
00:31:20,648 --> 00:31:22,751
Aw, sweetie, are you hungry?

671
00:31:22,883 --> 00:31:25,386
Here you go,
here's the rest of it. Here.

672
00:31:29,423 --> 00:31:31,425
♪ ("Oklahoma Memory" by
Reg Watkins & Lori Kristin) ♪

673
00:31:31,559 --> 00:31:34,328
<i>♪ You and I don't need</i>
<i>No Oklahoma... ♪</i>

674
00:31:35,162 --> 00:31:40,000
♪ ("Countrified" by
Brett Boyett plays) ♪

675
00:31:44,071 --> 00:31:45,205
Here we go.

676
00:31:47,274 --> 00:31:49,844
<i>♪ Weekend, there's a party</i>
<i>Going on now ♪</i>

677
00:31:49,977 --> 00:31:52,747
<i>♪ Backwoods</i>
<i>Ain't no city limit sign... ♪</i>

678
00:31:52,881 --> 00:31:57,050
Hoo!

679
00:31:57,384 --> 00:31:58,753
Hee-haw!

680
00:31:58,952 --> 00:32:00,954
Well, as we've seen all game,

681
00:32:01,088 --> 00:32:05,025
Walt has refused to roll
the ball in any normal fashion,

682
00:32:05,392 --> 00:32:07,127
which has caused him
to be in a tie

683
00:32:07,261 --> 00:32:09,229
with this sorry
sack of potatoes.

684
00:32:09,363 --> 00:32:10,397
(bowling pins clattering)

685
00:32:10,532 --> 00:32:11,932
<i>♪ Hey y'all, come on now... ♪</i>

686
00:32:12,065 --> 00:32:13,233
Angelo: It's probably
the stupidest thing

687
00:32:13,367 --> 00:32:14,769
- I've ever seen.
- Yee-haw.

688
00:32:14,903 --> 00:32:17,672
And folks, I have seen
a lot of stupid (bleep).

689
00:32:19,874 --> 00:32:21,975
<i>♪ Hey y'all, BYOB... ♪</i>

690
00:32:22,544 --> 00:32:25,547
- Hey, little baby.
- I'm a grown man.

691
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,816
You don't look like a grown man.

692
00:32:28,449 --> 00:32:30,585
You look like a little baby,
wearing a tight little

693
00:32:30,718 --> 00:32:32,119
see-through T-shirt.

694
00:32:32,953 --> 00:32:36,123
(country music continues)

695
00:32:37,191 --> 00:32:38,325
I don't know, Skunk,

696
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:39,828
there's something wrong
with my ball.

697
00:32:40,194 --> 00:32:42,597
Literally, shut up and bowl.

698
00:32:44,431 --> 00:32:46,200
(sighs)
And here it is for the win.

699
00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:48,503
<i>♪ Boss man, I won't answer</i>
<i>My cellphone ♪</i>

700
00:32:48,803 --> 00:32:50,605
<i>♪ You don't even</i>
<i>Need to try... ♪</i>

701
00:32:50,738 --> 00:32:52,272
(ball whooshing)

702
00:32:52,406 --> 00:32:54,441
(bowling pins clattering)

703
00:32:54,776 --> 00:32:56,443
(tense music playing)

704
00:32:57,044 --> 00:33:00,782
Angelo: Oh my God. (laughs)
Oh my God. He loses!

705
00:33:00,915 --> 00:33:02,684
Oh, my God, I won. I won.

706
00:33:03,350 --> 00:33:04,586
This is such a blessing.

707
00:33:05,252 --> 00:33:07,555
My family is gonna be okay.

708
00:33:08,088 --> 00:33:09,524
I can get that
lifesaving surgery

709
00:33:09,657 --> 00:33:11,926
for little Christopher finally.
(laughs)

710
00:33:12,059 --> 00:33:13,193
(country music resumes)

711
00:33:13,327 --> 00:33:15,162
(sighs) Today's a good day.

712
00:33:15,295 --> 00:33:16,230
<i>♪ I think it's time</i>
<i>That we get countrified... ♪</i>

713
00:33:16,363 --> 00:33:18,499
Took me 26 years, but I did it.

714
00:33:18,633 --> 00:33:20,334
<i>♪ Hey, y'all</i>
<i>That's right... ♪</i>

715
00:33:23,605 --> 00:33:25,472
This is one of the happiest days
of my life.

716
00:33:26,073 --> 00:33:28,510
This is gonna be smooth
sailing from now on. (chuckles)

717
00:33:28,776 --> 00:33:31,546
- Hell yeah, brother!
- Crowd member: Yee-haw!

718
00:33:33,146 --> 00:33:35,650
I'll take two of everything
on the menu.

719
00:33:36,116 --> 00:33:37,317
Rich nigga.

720
00:33:37,451 --> 00:33:38,820
We'll take an order
of French toast

721
00:33:38,953 --> 00:33:40,153
and I would like a beer

722
00:33:40,287 --> 00:33:41,823
warmed up in the microwave,
please.

723
00:33:42,322 --> 00:33:43,123
What?

724
00:33:43,992 --> 00:33:46,026
Or on the stove, whatever.

725
00:33:46,226 --> 00:33:48,061
I don't wanna do your job
for you...

726
00:33:48,195 --> 00:33:50,163
Virginia: Okay. Okay.

727
00:33:51,365 --> 00:33:53,066
Skunk: By the way,
what happened back there?

728
00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:54,702
How'd you screw up so bad?

729
00:33:54,836 --> 00:33:56,971
I told you, something was wrong
with my ball.

730
00:33:57,104 --> 00:33:58,873
Well, that's because
you weren't paying attention.

731
00:33:59,007 --> 00:34:00,909
Listen, dude,
as your coach, I cannot...

732
00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:02,844
Oh! "My coach."

733
00:34:03,978 --> 00:34:05,445
- Yeah?
- Good to know.

734
00:34:05,847 --> 00:34:07,281
Now I just thought
you were getting smacked

735
00:34:07,414 --> 00:34:08,750
on whatever you can get
your hands on

736
00:34:08,883 --> 00:34:10,552
and taking photos with me
at the end.

737
00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:12,921
But it's good to know
you're still on my team, Skunk.

738
00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:14,022
Don't do that.

739
00:34:14,656 --> 00:34:16,858
We cannot afford
to have another game like that.

740
00:34:16,991 --> 00:34:18,560
Mozell will lose the alley,

741
00:34:18,693 --> 00:34:21,963
that skank Linda Curson
will not have her record beat,

742
00:34:22,095 --> 00:34:23,932
and you and I will go back
to doing whatever the hell

743
00:34:24,064 --> 00:34:26,066
we were doing before,
which is nothing.

744
00:34:26,668 --> 00:34:28,435
I don't know, you'll go back
to living with your mom and,

745
00:34:28,836 --> 00:34:30,738
I don't know,
cleaning chitlins or whatever.

746
00:34:31,371 --> 00:34:33,508
- Virginia: Okay.
- Thank you very much.

747
00:34:35,475 --> 00:34:37,344
Nice game today, loser.

748
00:34:38,145 --> 00:34:39,446
Oh, my God.

749
00:34:41,148 --> 00:34:43,785
You're eating in a diner
by yourself.

750
00:34:43,918 --> 00:34:45,053
Who's the loser?

751
00:34:45,252 --> 00:34:46,286
So you want me
to come sit with you?

752
00:34:46,588 --> 00:34:47,922
- Skunk: No.
- No one said that.

753
00:34:48,288 --> 00:34:49,591
Well, all right.

754
00:34:49,724 --> 00:34:52,560
Everybody needs themselves
a little Angelo.

755
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,394
Slide over there, sweet cheeks.

756
00:34:54,529 --> 00:34:55,930
- Dude. (groans)
- (clears throat)

757
00:34:56,064 --> 00:34:58,833
You guys are so lame. (chuckles)

758
00:34:58,967 --> 00:35:00,602
Voice 1: (over radio)
<i>Roger roll, Challenger.</i>

759
00:35:00,735 --> 00:35:02,402
♪ ("Houston" by
Slimm the Kid plays) ♪

760
00:35:02,537 --> 00:35:04,137
Voice 2: (over radio)
<i>Good roll program confirmed.</i>

761
00:35:04,271 --> 00:35:06,306
<i>♪ Houston,</i>
<i>Houston, Houston... ♪</i>

762
00:35:06,574 --> 00:35:08,610
<i>♪ Absolutely pouring sweat ♪</i>

763
00:35:10,243 --> 00:35:12,379
<i>♪ Absolutely pouring sweat ♪</i>

764
00:35:12,747 --> 00:35:15,315
- (indistinct chatter)
- (intense music playing)

765
00:35:18,586 --> 00:35:22,991
- (radio chatter)
- (Walt mimics explosion)

766
00:35:24,324 --> 00:35:28,128
- Whoa.
- (radio voices chattering)

767
00:35:28,261 --> 00:35:29,262
(beeping)

768
00:35:29,764 --> 00:35:32,934
Oh. Whoa.

769
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,609
(dramatic music playing)

770
00:35:45,947 --> 00:35:47,115
(groans)

771
00:35:52,252 --> 00:35:53,220
(grunts)

772
00:35:57,592 --> 00:36:00,160
- (groans)
- Ow. What is your problem?

773
00:36:00,427 --> 00:36:02,530
I'm sorry, okay?

774
00:36:16,343 --> 00:36:17,812
Walt: <i>I was counting on you,</i>

775
00:36:17,945 --> 00:36:19,647
- but you're not helping.
- You are not right...

776
00:36:19,781 --> 00:36:21,849
How are you... how... where
what are you doing to help this?

777
00:36:24,152 --> 00:36:26,319
(ball thuds, rattles)

778
00:36:27,522 --> 00:36:29,222
- (groans)
- Stop it.

779
00:36:31,659 --> 00:36:33,027
Skunk: You get back here!

780
00:36:33,293 --> 00:36:34,862
- I might kill you today.
- But you can't kill me.

781
00:36:34,996 --> 00:36:36,531
- I'm mad at you.
- I'm already dead.

782
00:36:37,031 --> 00:36:40,233
Well, for those of you watching
at home, Walt is tanking.

783
00:36:40,367 --> 00:36:42,036
You wouldn't see
a lonely housewife

784
00:36:42,170 --> 00:36:43,504
eating it this hard
on the Food Network.

785
00:36:43,638 --> 00:36:45,740
- Hey!
- Maybe you would.

786
00:36:47,374 --> 00:36:49,744
It's this ball, man.
I'm telling you,

787
00:36:49,877 --> 00:36:51,679
- something ain't right.
- It doesn't matter anymore.

788
00:36:51,813 --> 00:36:53,748
You already lost this one
and now we're gonna have to do

789
00:36:53,881 --> 00:36:55,950
a bunch of little tournaments
to make up Mozell's money.

790
00:36:56,084 --> 00:36:57,018
But, Walt,

791
00:36:57,151 --> 00:36:59,053
if you drop this last pin,

792
00:36:59,187 --> 00:37:02,090
you beat Linda Curson's
spare record in a single season.

793
00:37:02,222 --> 00:37:04,592
And, and, and that's
just as important as the money.

794
00:37:06,561 --> 00:37:09,697
- To who?
- To both of us, equally.

795
00:37:09,897 --> 00:37:11,331
- Right.
- Plus...

796
00:37:13,467 --> 00:37:14,936
I didn't wanna say anything,
but I'm trying to impress

797
00:37:15,069 --> 00:37:16,369
that guy over there.

798
00:37:16,804 --> 00:37:19,073
I wanna let him know
that I only coach winners.

799
00:37:19,339 --> 00:37:21,341
Are you talking about
that really ugly guy?

800
00:37:21,475 --> 00:37:23,878
No, not that guy.
He's disgusting.

801
00:37:24,011 --> 00:37:26,781
I'm talking about that
guy with the book.

802
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,249
Bring it home, my dude.

803
00:37:34,088 --> 00:37:35,388
Wouldn't it be weird
if we kissed?

804
00:37:38,425 --> 00:37:39,861
You literally disgust me.

805
00:37:41,328 --> 00:37:42,730
So...

806
00:37:43,497 --> 00:37:44,397
Mm.

807
00:37:45,767 --> 00:37:47,235
- You're right.
- Skunk: Yeah.

808
00:37:50,872 --> 00:37:53,641
- (slurping)
- Man: Not my drink.

809
00:37:55,910 --> 00:38:00,313
I got this. I got this,
I got this. I got this.

810
00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:02,016
(ball rumbling)

811
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,955
(scoreboard chiming)

812
00:38:09,257 --> 00:38:12,292
Well, Walt, you broke
one of Linda Curson's records,

813
00:38:12,425 --> 00:38:15,495
but still came in dead last,
starting a new losing streak.

814
00:38:15,730 --> 00:38:17,598
Pretty pathetic,
and everybody's laughing at you.

815
00:38:17,732 --> 00:38:18,900
What are your thoughts on today?

816
00:38:19,567 --> 00:38:22,003
Who's doing this to me, man?
Huh? Tell me, who's doing this?

817
00:38:22,136 --> 00:38:23,403
This is a setup.

818
00:38:23,704 --> 00:38:24,572
You see what happens
when I roll the ball?

819
00:38:24,705 --> 00:38:26,073
It does this spin, okay?

820
00:38:26,207 --> 00:38:27,340
These White folks
don't want me to win.

821
00:38:27,474 --> 00:38:28,709
That's why they're plotting
on me.

822
00:38:29,277 --> 00:38:30,443
It's like, it's like what
Kendrick Lamar be talking about

823
00:38:30,578 --> 00:38:31,846
in his short nigga
dreadlock raps.

824
00:38:31,979 --> 00:38:33,014
Okay, I didn't understand
a lot of that,

825
00:38:33,147 --> 00:38:34,615
but you seem pretty upset.

826
00:38:34,916 --> 00:38:37,285
Someone's rigging these games
against our boy Walt.

827
00:38:37,417 --> 00:38:40,188
You think it's a coincidence
that he gets closer and closer

828
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:43,291
to these milestones,
he suddenly starts bowling bad?

829
00:38:43,758 --> 00:38:46,493
- Seems su-picious.
- "Suspicious."

830
00:38:47,128 --> 00:38:48,763
Two different words
that mean the same thing.

831
00:38:48,896 --> 00:38:50,932
Linda: Maybe some records
aren't meant to be broken.

832
00:38:51,265 --> 00:38:54,802
(dramatic ominous music playing)

833
00:38:54,936 --> 00:38:57,305
Oh, my God, it's her!

834
00:38:57,437 --> 00:38:59,006
Could it be...
What do we have here?

835
00:38:59,140 --> 00:39:01,242
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are joined

836
00:39:01,509 --> 00:39:03,644
by none other than
the Michael B. Jordan

837
00:39:03,778 --> 00:39:05,580
of bowling, Linda Curson.

838
00:39:05,713 --> 00:39:07,582
Oh, thank you so much.
I'm so moved.

839
00:39:07,715 --> 00:39:09,482
Thank you, guys.
Love you too.

840
00:39:09,617 --> 00:39:10,918
What the hell are you
doing here, pencil-neck?

841
00:39:11,052 --> 00:39:12,753
Oh, it's good to see you too,
Skunky.

842
00:39:12,887 --> 00:39:15,488
Finally, a real bowler.
Tell us, what brings you out

843
00:39:15,623 --> 00:39:16,657
to the tournament?

844
00:39:17,258 --> 00:39:18,860
Oh, well, I was seeing
so much about this young man,

845
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,561
and when I saw
who was coaching him,

846
00:39:20,695 --> 00:39:21,896
I just had to come down
and find out

847
00:39:22,029 --> 00:39:23,396
what all the hoopla was about.

848
00:39:23,531 --> 00:39:25,032
And should he break my records,

849
00:39:25,166 --> 00:39:27,635
well, I wanna be the first
to congratulate him.

850
00:39:27,768 --> 00:39:29,503
Angelo: As humble and gracious

851
00:39:29,637 --> 00:39:31,706
as she is monstrous
on the lanes.

852
00:39:31,906 --> 00:39:33,574
Nobody's a better champ
than Linda.

853
00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:36,043
What has it been like for you
to watch her coach Walt?

854
00:39:36,177 --> 00:39:37,612
And if you have anything
bad to say about him,

855
00:39:37,879 --> 00:39:39,347
- no need to hold back.
- Oh, no, it's been fantastic.

856
00:39:39,479 --> 00:39:41,782
I mean,
when Skunk tried to go pro,

857
00:39:41,916 --> 00:39:43,383
there were so many people,

858
00:39:43,517 --> 00:39:45,253
- your network included...
- Well.

859
00:39:45,385 --> 00:39:47,555
who felt that it was gonna be
really too difficult

860
00:39:47,688 --> 00:39:49,056
for her to fill my shoes.

861
00:39:49,190 --> 00:39:50,524
And being a female bowler

862
00:39:50,658 --> 00:39:52,260
and coming in so soon
after I retired,

863
00:39:52,392 --> 00:39:53,594
and being my daughter...

864
00:39:53,728 --> 00:39:55,329
(echoing) <i>Daughter...</i>

865
00:39:55,462 --> 00:39:56,731
<i>- daughter... daughter...</i>
- (low-pitched ringing)

866
00:39:56,864 --> 00:39:58,933
Well, a bowling dynasty indeed.

867
00:39:59,066 --> 00:40:01,035
Walt, I bet you must feel the...

868
00:40:01,168 --> 00:40:02,603
the bowling skills
and knowledge...

869
00:40:02,737 --> 00:40:04,205
Nah, I'ma (bleep),
I ain't know about (bleep)

870
00:40:04,437 --> 00:40:06,040
until about a minute ago.

871
00:40:06,274 --> 00:40:08,943
This is embarrassing for me,
okay? (bleep) on the television.

872
00:40:09,076 --> 00:40:11,379
What the (bleep).
Nah, go get the (bleep).

873
00:40:12,013 --> 00:40:14,115
This isn't okay.
What the (bleep) is going on?

874
00:40:14,248 --> 00:40:16,851
Shut the (bleep) up, you (bleep)
whiny piece of (bleep).

875
00:40:17,051 --> 00:40:19,020
Oh! Now someone
has some balls!

876
00:40:19,153 --> 00:40:21,222
Oh, well, now that this
has become <i>Bumfights,</i>

877
00:40:21,355 --> 00:40:23,423
I think we just wanna thank you,
Linda, for stopping by.

878
00:40:23,557 --> 00:40:25,092
And please don't be a stranger.
We love having you.

879
00:40:25,226 --> 00:40:27,762
Oh, thank you so much.
It's very nice to hear that,

880
00:40:27,895 --> 00:40:29,797
because
I have a little bit of news.

881
00:40:29,931 --> 00:40:31,098
Oh? Tell us.

882
00:40:31,232 --> 00:40:33,100
(indistinct arguing continues)

883
00:40:33,234 --> 00:40:35,636
I'm going to return
to pro bowling.

884
00:40:35,770 --> 00:40:40,274
(crowd cheering)

885
00:40:42,109 --> 00:40:43,678
Yes, I mean,
I might be a little bit rusty,

886
00:40:43,811 --> 00:40:46,113
but there is no way
I'm gonna let these two bozos

887
00:40:46,247 --> 00:40:48,883
just take all my glory
without a fight.

888
00:40:49,016 --> 00:40:53,220
(sighs)
Oh, I'm gonna murder you clowns.

889
00:40:53,421 --> 00:40:54,487
(tense music playing)

890
00:40:54,622 --> 00:40:56,023
How are your balls, by the way?

891
00:40:56,157 --> 00:40:58,125
I get them checked regularly.

892
00:40:59,727 --> 00:41:00,828
Okay.

893
00:41:01,796 --> 00:41:03,364
Later, bitch. (kisses)

894
00:41:03,496 --> 00:41:07,168
- All right, see ya.
- Curson the Crusher is back!

895
00:41:07,301 --> 00:41:10,771
- Crowd: Boom!
- Angelo: How about that?

896
00:41:10,905 --> 00:41:12,974
(indistinct excited chatter)

897
00:41:13,107 --> 00:41:14,375
Linda: Of course.

898
00:41:17,244 --> 00:41:20,014
- She's your mom?
- Surprise.

899
00:41:20,381 --> 00:41:22,616
So you knew she was coming
out of retirement.

900
00:41:22,750 --> 00:41:24,285
What... what is this?

901
00:41:24,418 --> 00:41:26,620
Payback for Obama beating
Hillary or something?

902
00:41:26,754 --> 00:41:28,956
Maybe subconsciously,
but I swear to God,

903
00:41:29,090 --> 00:41:30,758
I never would've tricked you
like this.

904
00:41:30,891 --> 00:41:35,463
You did this because
you wanted to get back at her.

905
00:41:35,596 --> 00:41:37,932
I did all of this
because I believe in you.

906
00:41:38,498 --> 00:41:41,235
And if you haven't noticed,
it's working, man.

907
00:41:43,270 --> 00:41:45,539
Tell me the truth,
I still got a chance?

908
00:41:46,807 --> 00:41:48,075
I mean...

909
00:41:48,509 --> 00:41:50,177
- Eh...
- Thought so.

910
00:41:58,085 --> 00:42:00,388
You know, you couldn't have
done this without me.

911
00:42:01,522 --> 00:42:02,723
I'm the star.

912
00:42:03,791 --> 00:42:05,726
It's time I struck out
on my own.

913
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,261
But what about Mozell, dude?

914
00:42:07,395 --> 00:42:09,563
Everybody's got a sob story
to exploit me.

915
00:42:10,331 --> 00:42:13,100
You came with the whole
"this is your purpose" mess.

916
00:42:13,234 --> 00:42:16,737
And, and no, no,
it's time I exploit myself.

917
00:42:17,805 --> 00:42:20,474
Wait, I have to ask you
a question then before you go.

918
00:42:23,711 --> 00:42:25,012
When did you make that bindle?

919
00:42:25,846 --> 00:42:28,182
Angelo: Well, if it isn't
my two biggest enemies.

920
00:42:28,315 --> 00:42:30,551
Hey, I just got this huge pizza.

921
00:42:30,684 --> 00:42:32,853
Maybe you two chodes
can help me scarf it down.

922
00:42:36,724 --> 00:42:37,958
Well, the joke's on you,

923
00:42:38,092 --> 00:42:39,627
'cause I just bought
a second one

924
00:42:40,027 --> 00:42:42,897
just in case you did that,
loser!

925
00:42:43,030 --> 00:42:45,933
- Walt: Eat it with Skunk!
- Angelo: Loser!

926
00:42:46,167 --> 00:42:50,738
- (somber country music playing)
- (indistinct chatter)

927
00:43:00,681 --> 00:43:02,716
Mm. (exhales)

928
00:43:03,350 --> 00:43:05,453
Another one, straight up. Yeah.

929
00:43:06,153 --> 00:43:08,889
You've been drinking Sprite
out of a shot glass.

930
00:43:09,890 --> 00:43:11,826
Want me to just get you
a can of Sprite?

931
00:43:12,126 --> 00:43:14,128
I've been flying off
the lemon lime, man.

932
00:43:14,462 --> 00:43:15,796
Come on, gimme another one.

933
00:43:16,030 --> 00:43:18,899
Lookie here! It's bowling guy.

934
00:43:19,033 --> 00:43:20,301
Townperson 2: Hey, bowling guy.

935
00:43:20,701 --> 00:43:24,071
Bet you want to bowl
right now, huh, bowling guy?

936
00:43:25,206 --> 00:43:26,707
Bowling guy's a little quiet.

937
00:43:27,408 --> 00:43:30,778
Maybe he only speaks
when he's bowling a ball, huh?

938
00:43:31,245 --> 00:43:32,279
You ordering
the chicken fingers,

939
00:43:32,413 --> 00:43:33,380
bowling guy?

940
00:43:34,715 --> 00:43:36,083
(breathes deeply)

941
00:43:36,217 --> 00:43:37,885
I'm really not in the mood
for this,

942
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:40,855
but if y'all want to test
my gangsta,

943
00:43:41,422 --> 00:43:42,490
let's get into it.

944
00:43:44,158 --> 00:43:46,026
- (crickets chirping)
- (door knocking)

945
00:43:47,461 --> 00:43:48,462
Oh.

946
00:43:50,064 --> 00:43:52,601
(crunches, spits)

947
00:43:54,235 --> 00:43:57,138
- You gonna let me in?
- Come on in and sit on my face.

948
00:43:57,404 --> 00:43:58,507
I hope you're hungry.

949
00:44:00,575 --> 00:44:01,642
She lied to me!

950
00:44:04,411 --> 00:44:05,846
I'm the one with the arm!

951
00:44:08,048 --> 00:44:11,118
I'm the one with the skill!
I'm gonna be fine!

952
00:44:11,652 --> 00:44:15,189
Hey, mister, um,
I'ma gonna be honest with you.

953
00:44:15,322 --> 00:44:17,491
We were just gonna
mess with you until you left,

954
00:44:17,691 --> 00:44:18,893
um...

955
00:44:19,126 --> 00:44:20,529
Yeah,
this feels a lot like therapy.

956
00:44:20,761 --> 00:44:23,364
And therapy, as we all know,
is Jewish voodoo.

957
00:44:27,401 --> 00:44:28,802
Man: (laughs) <i>Yeah.</i>

958
00:44:29,270 --> 00:44:31,705
Oh, you gonna put that on
for me when I get home?

959
00:44:31,839 --> 00:44:33,140
- (yawns)
- Man: Well, I can't wait,

960
00:44:33,274 --> 00:44:34,808
I hope it's tight and rippin'.

961
00:44:35,476 --> 00:44:38,312
I love it when things are
rippin' at the seams on you.

962
00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:40,649
Uh-huh. (breathes heavily)

963
00:44:40,848 --> 00:44:43,984
Okay, well, you better be ready
for me when I get home.

964
00:44:44,619 --> 00:44:45,520
All right.

965
00:44:49,290 --> 00:44:51,225
Who was that, your girlfriend?

966
00:44:52,293 --> 00:44:54,695
No, that was my dog.

967
00:44:56,864 --> 00:44:57,898
What?

968
00:44:58,365 --> 00:45:01,035
I love him very much
and he's a handsome boy.

969
00:45:01,802 --> 00:45:03,037
What?

970
00:45:03,538 --> 00:45:06,840
♪ ("Everybody's Clown"
by Johnny Dynamite plays) ♪

971
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,882
<i>♪ Here he comes again ♪</i>

972
00:45:16,817 --> 00:45:18,919
<i>♪ See how he's smiling ♪</i>

973
00:45:21,021 --> 00:45:22,122
<i>♪ Here he comes again... ♪</i>

974
00:45:22,256 --> 00:45:23,123
(sighs)

975
00:45:25,492 --> 00:45:27,562
<i>♪ See how he's tryin' ♪</i>

976
00:45:29,698 --> 00:45:31,498
<i>♪ To please everybody ♪</i>

977
00:45:33,467 --> 00:45:35,836
<i>♪ Though they put him down ♪</i>

978
00:45:38,506 --> 00:45:40,274
<i>♪ Go ahead and laugh ♪</i>

979
00:45:41,909 --> 00:45:44,378
<i>♪ He's everybody's clown... ♪</i>

980
00:45:46,247 --> 00:45:47,582
- Bar patron: Hey.
- Hey.

981
00:45:47,881 --> 00:45:49,416
You're the bowling coach.
We're partying with you.

982
00:45:49,718 --> 00:45:50,985
- You serious?
- Bar patron: Absolutely.

983
00:45:51,118 --> 00:45:52,152
- You payin'?
- Yes!

984
00:45:52,286 --> 00:45:53,754
Let's order some spaghetti.

985
00:45:53,887 --> 00:45:55,789
Ah, with meatballs,
baby, come on.

986
00:45:55,923 --> 00:45:57,992
<i>♪ Will tell you funny jokes ♪</i>

987
00:45:59,893 --> 00:46:03,897
<i>♪ And make you glad</i>
<i>You were there ♪</i>

988
00:46:04,031 --> 00:46:05,065
Come on.

989
00:46:07,201 --> 00:46:11,038
<i>♪ When all the good times</i>
<i>Are around ♪</i>

990
00:46:13,374 --> 00:46:14,842
<i>♪ Go ahead... ♪</i>

991
00:46:14,975 --> 00:46:16,410
(crowd cheering)

992
00:46:17,646 --> 00:46:19,581
<i>♪ He's everybody's clown ♪</i>

993
00:46:19,714 --> 00:46:20,981
(ball thuds)

994
00:46:22,283 --> 00:46:24,184
- (bowling pins clatter)
- (crowd cheering)

995
00:46:25,219 --> 00:46:26,588
Spectator: Got 'em all!

996
00:46:29,089 --> 00:46:30,659
- (baby crying)
- (shushes)

997
00:46:30,791 --> 00:46:32,594
What's the matter, little guy?

998
00:46:32,727 --> 00:46:35,329
Aww,
this is my sweet little boy.

999
00:46:35,462 --> 00:46:37,599
It's okay, it's all right.

1000
00:46:38,432 --> 00:46:39,668
(babbles)

1001
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,335
- Stop.
- (crying stops)

1002
00:46:41,468 --> 00:46:43,003
Yeah, that's better.

1003
00:46:43,137 --> 00:46:44,338
<i>♪ Everybody's happy ♪</i>

1004
00:46:45,774 --> 00:46:48,942
<i>♪ You can't find</i>
<i>No tears around ♪</i>

1005
00:46:49,910 --> 00:46:51,613
<i>♪ When everybody's</i>
<i>laughing... ♪</i>

1006
00:46:51,746 --> 00:46:52,813
Yes!

1007
00:46:52,946 --> 00:46:56,317
<i>♪ At everybody's clown ♪</i>

1008
00:46:58,952 --> 00:47:01,155
<i>♪ But now the party's over ♪</i>

1009
00:47:03,290 --> 00:47:05,025
<i>♪ Everyone's going ♪</i>

1010
00:47:05,292 --> 00:47:07,494
- Whatever.
- (bird squawks)

1011
00:47:07,629 --> 00:47:09,163
<i>♪ They're leaving</i>
<i>hand in hand ♪</i>

1012
00:47:09,296 --> 00:47:11,766
- (squawks)
- (shrieks)

1013
00:47:11,899 --> 00:47:13,467
<i>♪ They don't care</i>
<i>About knowing... ♪</i>

1014
00:47:13,601 --> 00:47:17,037
Who sent you? Who sent you?

1015
00:47:18,138 --> 00:47:20,642
(traffic rumbling)

1016
00:47:23,010 --> 00:47:24,746
Wow, you took that like a champ.

1017
00:47:25,012 --> 00:47:25,913
(groans)

1018
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:27,948
Linda Curson rules!

1019
00:47:28,650 --> 00:47:30,851
Hey! Get back here, White boy.

1020
00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:35,523
<i>♪ Can't you just see me now ♪</i>

1021
00:47:37,291 --> 00:47:39,393
<i>♪ I'm everybody's clown... ♪</i>

1022
00:47:41,195 --> 00:47:43,531
<i>I like you.</i>
<i>So I'ma gonna give you a shot.</i>

1023
00:47:44,932 --> 00:47:47,935
<i>I won't let you down, Mozell.</i>
<i>It's a promise.</i>

1024
00:47:48,068 --> 00:47:50,170
<i>♪ Won't somebody help me now ♪</i>

1025
00:47:51,506 --> 00:47:53,675
- (lips trilling)
- (lips trilling)

1026
00:47:55,476 --> 00:47:57,911
<i>♪ My mask is falling down... ♪</i>

1027
00:48:03,785 --> 00:48:05,587
Uh-uh, Walt, fare.

1028
00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:07,655
Paul, you won't believe
what just happened to me.

1029
00:48:07,789 --> 00:48:09,223
I... I just got robbed.

1030
00:48:09,557 --> 00:48:11,024
Man, I... I don't got nothing.

1031
00:48:11,291 --> 00:48:12,993
I don't believe you.

1032
00:48:13,661 --> 00:48:14,895
You know the drill.

1033
00:48:23,872 --> 00:48:25,305
- (can clatters)
- (grunts)

1034
00:48:29,544 --> 00:48:31,311
(dogs barking)

1035
00:48:31,445 --> 00:48:33,280
Actor 1: (over TV) <i>Will Daphne</i>
<i>be joining you today?</i>

1036
00:48:33,414 --> 00:48:35,182
Actor 2: (over TV) <i>Cut that</i>
<i>slag's throat quite proper.</i>

1037
00:48:35,315 --> 00:48:37,519
- (laughs)
- (actors talking indistinctly)

1038
00:48:38,152 --> 00:48:41,255
Vicki: Nasty. (laughs)

1039
00:48:41,388 --> 00:48:42,891
Walt: Hey, Momma.

1040
00:48:44,491 --> 00:48:45,459
Hey, babe.

1041
00:48:47,327 --> 00:48:49,129
Mm, why do you smell
like motor oil?

1042
00:48:50,397 --> 00:48:52,332
You rode on the front
of the bus again?

1043
00:48:52,567 --> 00:48:53,967
Yeah, Ma.

1044
00:48:54,301 --> 00:48:56,470
I'm not feeling great,
I'm gonna stay here tonight.

1045
00:48:56,905 --> 00:48:58,405
I'm just gonna go take a shower.

1046
00:48:58,873 --> 00:49:01,576
Water's off, again.

1047
00:49:03,545 --> 00:49:05,547
Then I'm just gonna go
straight to bed.

1048
00:49:05,847 --> 00:49:06,714
Vicki: Bed's gone.

1049
00:49:07,347 --> 00:49:08,883
I... I had to sell it.

1050
00:49:09,950 --> 00:49:11,385
We don't got beds now?

1051
00:49:11,853 --> 00:49:13,320
What happened to the money
I gave you?

1052
00:49:13,555 --> 00:49:14,421
Mm! Mm.

1053
00:49:15,590 --> 00:49:16,558
Huh?

1054
00:49:17,391 --> 00:49:18,626
How much did that cost?

1055
00:49:19,059 --> 00:49:20,160
What do you think?

1056
00:49:22,296 --> 00:49:25,934
(upbeat music playing)

1057
00:49:30,505 --> 00:49:33,173
Whoa, there.
Where you headed to, miss?

1058
00:49:34,274 --> 00:49:35,476
Let me guess.

1059
00:49:35,944 --> 00:49:38,178
You're stopping me
because you wanna hit it raw.

1060
00:49:39,079 --> 00:49:40,748
But I'm not that kind of lady.

1061
00:49:41,716 --> 00:49:42,851
All right.

1062
00:49:42,983 --> 00:49:44,752
I'm gonna get in my car
and drive.

1063
00:49:47,589 --> 00:49:52,226
(grunts, laughs)

1064
00:49:56,296 --> 00:49:58,365
You really thought
you were gonna be the hero

1065
00:49:58,499 --> 00:49:59,667
to catch me slippin'.

1066
00:49:59,801 --> 00:50:00,835
(scoffs)

1067
00:50:02,504 --> 00:50:03,671
Door.

1068
00:50:10,678 --> 00:50:11,713
Oh.

1069
00:50:14,782 --> 00:50:17,017
I think somebody painted
my car to look like your car.

1070
00:50:20,688 --> 00:50:21,823
So...

1071
00:50:24,859 --> 00:50:26,059
Skunk: <i>I'm a barbarian.</i>

1072
00:50:26,628 --> 00:50:28,428
I'm an animal, I'm a killer.

1073
00:50:29,664 --> 00:50:31,699
Especially when it comes
to women.

1074
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:36,838
(growls)

1075
00:50:38,338 --> 00:50:40,240
Help me, please.
Help me. Help me, guy.

1076
00:50:40,474 --> 00:50:41,709
Come on, come on,
let me out, please.

1077
00:50:41,843 --> 00:50:43,043
They're gonna hurt me
really bad.

1078
00:50:43,310 --> 00:50:44,344
- I can tell, I can tell.
- Good news.

1079
00:50:44,979 --> 00:50:46,814
- You're free to go.
- (exhales)

1080
00:50:47,849 --> 00:50:49,316
Suck my tits, girls.

1081
00:50:49,851 --> 00:50:51,485
(door buzzer blares)

1082
00:50:51,819 --> 00:50:53,453
Oh, God.

1083
00:50:54,354 --> 00:50:56,658
- You bailed me out?
- Come to Dad.

1084
00:50:57,859 --> 00:51:00,728
- You mean "Daddy."
- No, I mean your savior.

1085
00:51:00,862 --> 00:51:03,698
Like, wrap yourself
in my salvation, like your dad.

1086
00:51:03,831 --> 00:51:05,098
Oh, God.

1087
00:51:05,232 --> 00:51:06,634
Can you move your butt
back a little?

1088
00:51:06,768 --> 00:51:08,101
What's up, Officer Evans?

1089
00:51:08,736 --> 00:51:10,337
Blue lives don't matter,
you dork.

1090
00:51:10,672 --> 00:51:12,707
I wanna go back inside.

1091
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:15,275
You see, you see,
my third eye is open...

1092
00:51:16,209 --> 00:51:17,579
even though it got glaucoma.

1093
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:25,252
- (ball thuds)
- (growls) Dammit!

1094
00:51:26,788 --> 00:51:28,957
- (cell phone buzzing)
- (Walt grunts)

1095
00:51:33,561 --> 00:51:36,163
Pastor: We're gathered here
today to lay to rest

1096
00:51:36,296 --> 00:51:38,733
two young hoodlums.

1097
00:51:39,701 --> 00:51:41,134
Lil' Patience and Half Life...

1098
00:51:42,235 --> 00:51:44,104
lived up to their
namesakes all too well.

1099
00:51:45,205 --> 00:51:48,042
That's what Patience had...
very little of it.

1100
00:51:49,376 --> 00:51:50,344
Half Life, well,

1101
00:51:51,178 --> 00:51:52,814
the nigga
only lived half a life.

1102
00:51:52,947 --> 00:51:55,449
(wails)

1103
00:51:55,750 --> 00:51:59,821
These two young brothers
are sharing one casket.

1104
00:52:00,387 --> 00:52:01,990
Y'all got these boys
in here looking like Twix.

1105
00:52:02,122 --> 00:52:05,660
(crying) Oh, let me in there
with 'em, Jesus.

1106
00:52:05,793 --> 00:52:09,162
Hold me back, hold me back,
I'm getting in with 'em.

1107
00:52:09,897 --> 00:52:11,032
The threesome.

1108
00:52:11,498 --> 00:52:13,668
They will be remembered
by those that they loved,

1109
00:52:13,801 --> 00:52:18,138
but most passionately
by the people that they hurt.

1110
00:52:18,372 --> 00:52:21,643
I'm knocking at the door
saying, "Jesus."

1111
00:52:21,776 --> 00:52:23,845
They stole from me.
Where the money go?

1112
00:52:23,978 --> 00:52:26,446
- (wails)
- Amen, I guess.

1113
00:52:26,581 --> 00:52:27,749
- Crowd: Amen.
- All right.

1114
00:52:32,319 --> 00:52:33,988
(whimpers softly)

1115
00:52:40,028 --> 00:52:41,129
(gun clattering)

1116
00:52:43,998 --> 00:52:45,165
Oh.

1117
00:52:48,268 --> 00:52:49,103
Hey.

1118
00:52:49,937 --> 00:52:50,972
What are you doing here?

1119
00:52:52,272 --> 00:52:54,809
I just, uh,
I was in the neighborhood.

1120
00:52:54,942 --> 00:52:59,312
Um, pretty sad what happened
to Lil' Patience and Half Life.

1121
00:53:01,616 --> 00:53:02,850
I guess that's what happens

1122
00:53:02,984 --> 00:53:04,519
when you try to steal
Kohl's Cash.

1123
00:53:05,185 --> 00:53:06,319
Who's Cole?

1124
00:53:07,354 --> 00:53:08,823
No, Kohl's Cash.

1125
00:53:09,456 --> 00:53:12,225
They were trying to steal
Kohl's Cash gift cards

1126
00:53:12,359 --> 00:53:15,395
from Kohl's,
and they got dropped.

1127
00:53:18,265 --> 00:53:20,333
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
I don't know what else to say.

1128
00:53:23,638 --> 00:53:26,140
I didn't mean to put you
in a situation

1129
00:53:26,273 --> 00:53:29,143
or embarrass you or whatever.
I just, I saw an opportunity

1130
00:53:29,276 --> 00:53:30,678
for the both of us
and I took it.

1131
00:53:31,478 --> 00:53:33,447
Should I have been more
upfront in the beginning?

1132
00:53:33,581 --> 00:53:35,083
I mean, yeah. But...

1133
00:53:36,349 --> 00:53:37,952
you know how much I love lying.

1134
00:53:38,586 --> 00:53:41,388
Like your driver's license
saying you're an organ donor.

1135
00:53:41,723 --> 00:53:43,356
Right? I'm keeping all this.

1136
00:53:43,758 --> 00:53:45,292
(scoffs) Idiots.

1137
00:53:47,795 --> 00:53:49,530
I thought we had a bond,
you know?

1138
00:53:50,732 --> 00:53:52,200
Like those White folks
and Black folks

1139
00:53:52,332 --> 00:53:53,768
in the Applebee's commercials.

1140
00:53:54,736 --> 00:53:56,369
They would never know
each other in real life,

1141
00:53:56,504 --> 00:53:57,939
but in the ads...

1142
00:53:58,706 --> 00:54:00,407
they look comfortable
as hell together.

1143
00:54:01,209 --> 00:54:02,409
You gotta believe me,

1144
00:54:02,543 --> 00:54:04,244
I never ever wanted
this to happen.

1145
00:54:05,847 --> 00:54:07,314
You're right about
one thing, though.

1146
00:54:08,448 --> 00:54:09,751
I do want revenge.

1147
00:54:10,752 --> 00:54:12,920
She ruined my life in ways
that you will never know

1148
00:54:13,054 --> 00:54:14,454
or understand,

1149
00:54:14,589 --> 00:54:17,658
and I would never ever
be working with her.

1150
00:54:17,792 --> 00:54:19,694
And I especially
wouldn't have you involved.

1151
00:54:20,327 --> 00:54:22,029
I have love for you, dude.

1152
00:54:27,902 --> 00:54:29,469
Think we can beat her?

1153
00:54:32,540 --> 00:54:33,574
(sighs)

1154
00:54:37,410 --> 00:54:38,780
- Let's get it.
- Yeah!

1155
00:54:39,412 --> 00:54:40,782
Missed you, dawg.

1156
00:54:40,915 --> 00:54:42,449
Mm, I need you.

1157
00:54:43,251 --> 00:54:44,484
(cries) I missed you.

1158
00:54:45,119 --> 00:54:47,855
Skunk: (groans) You screwed up
the handshake.

1159
00:54:47,989 --> 00:54:49,757
♪ ("Champion" by
Mr. Phelps plays) ♪

1160
00:54:49,891 --> 00:54:51,125
<i>♪ I put in work and let</i>
<i>The streets talk for me ♪</i>

1161
00:54:51,259 --> 00:54:52,760
<i>♪ I ain't gotta say much ♪</i>

1162
00:54:52,894 --> 00:54:54,327
<i>♪ Champion's written</i>
<i>All on me... ♪</i>

1163
00:54:54,461 --> 00:54:55,963
Faster, faster, faster, faster.

1164
00:54:56,097 --> 00:54:57,932
<i>♪ I'm about to</i>
<i>Lead the law on me ♪</i>

1165
00:54:58,232 --> 00:55:00,268
<i>♪ If the shoe fits, wear it</i>
<i>I ain't scared of nobody... ♪</i>

1166
00:55:01,235 --> 00:55:02,469
Walk towards the pins.

1167
00:55:03,104 --> 00:55:04,539
But it's all slippery, isn't it?

1168
00:55:04,672 --> 00:55:05,807
Exactly.

1169
00:55:06,473 --> 00:55:08,109
<i>♪ So when I say</i>
<i>It's all or nothin'... ♪</i>

1170
00:55:08,441 --> 00:55:09,777
Oh!

1171
00:55:09,911 --> 00:55:11,512
(laughs, cheers)

1172
00:55:11,813 --> 00:55:13,147
<i>♪ The way I rose</i>
<i>From the bottom wasn't easy ♪</i>

1173
00:55:13,915 --> 00:55:15,883
- It got you.
- Broke my arm, huh?

1174
00:55:16,017 --> 00:55:17,952
<i>♪ Just sitting in the sidelines</i>
<i>Hustling, staying awake... ♪</i>

1175
00:55:18,085 --> 00:55:20,855
<i>♪ Building my resume</i>
<i>Keep pushing, no hesitation ♪</i>

1176
00:55:20,988 --> 00:55:22,523
<i>♪ Waiting for my shot ♪</i>

1177
00:55:22,657 --> 00:55:24,725
<i>♪ And this here</i>
<i>the confirmation ♪</i>

1178
00:55:24,859 --> 00:55:25,693
<i>♪ You can see it when I walk</i>
<i>You can hear it when I talk ♪</i>

1179
00:55:25,827 --> 00:55:27,360
Hit me in the butt.

1180
00:55:27,728 --> 00:55:29,630
<i>♪ When I get up when I fall</i>
<i>I'm a champion ♪</i>

1181
00:55:29,897 --> 00:55:31,331
<i>♪ You can see it in my eyes</i>
<i>Take the game by surprise... ♪</i>

1182
00:55:31,464 --> 00:55:33,034
(groans)

1183
00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:35,703
<i>♪ Yeah, you know how I ride</i>
<i>I'm a champion ♪</i>

1184
00:55:35,837 --> 00:55:38,539
<i>♪ You can see it when I walk</i>
<i>You can hear it when I talk ♪</i>

1185
00:55:38,673 --> 00:55:40,908
<i>♪ When I get up when I fall</i>
<i>I'm a champion ♪</i>

1186
00:55:41,042 --> 00:55:44,178
<i>♪ You can see it my eyes,</i>
<i>Take the game by surprise... ♪</i>

1187
00:55:44,312 --> 00:55:45,880
Skunk: You got this.

1188
00:55:46,180 --> 00:55:48,516
Oh, my God, he's doing it.
Yes. Be careful.

1189
00:55:48,649 --> 00:55:52,320
Yes. Yeah. Straighten out.
Yes, yes! Now!

1190
00:55:53,855 --> 00:55:56,891
- Recovery. (chuckles)
- (cheers)

1191
00:55:57,024 --> 00:55:59,026
<i>♪ Play a role</i>
<i>Leading to my transition ♪</i>

1192
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:02,495
<i>♪ Yeah, get up when I fall</i>
<i>I'm a champion ♪</i>

1193
00:56:02,630 --> 00:56:04,131
<i>♪ You can see it in my eyes ♪</i>

1194
00:56:04,265 --> 00:56:05,233
<i>♪ Take the game</i>
<i>by surprise... ♪</i>

1195
00:56:05,365 --> 00:56:06,366
Whoo!

1196
00:56:07,201 --> 00:56:09,237
That's easier than walking
to you?

1197
00:56:09,369 --> 00:56:11,105
<i>♪ You can see it when I walk</i>
<i>You can hear it when I talk ♪</i>

1198
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:14,008
<i>♪ When I get up when I fall</i>
<i>I'm a champion ♪</i>

1199
00:56:14,141 --> 00:56:17,078
<i>♪ You can see it in my eyes</i>
<i>Take the game by surprise ♪</i>

1200
00:56:17,211 --> 00:56:20,014
<i>♪ Yeah, you know how I ride</i>
<i>I'm a champion ♪</i>

1201
00:56:20,147 --> 00:56:21,582
(song concludes)

1202
00:56:21,716 --> 00:56:23,651
You have gorgeous form.

1203
00:56:24,685 --> 00:56:26,087
- (bowling pins clattering)
- (cash register dings)

1204
00:56:26,854 --> 00:56:27,889
Mozell: Oh.

1205
00:56:28,222 --> 00:56:30,224
Who been buying
all this Grey Poupon?

1206
00:56:35,630 --> 00:56:37,965
- Mm-hmm.
- Hi, Mozell.

1207
00:56:47,041 --> 00:56:48,976
Why you bein' all weird
and quiet?

1208
00:56:49,610 --> 00:56:51,145
Ain't nothin' good come
from silence.

1209
00:56:51,279 --> 00:56:53,381
That's why I scream
all my prayers.

1210
00:56:53,848 --> 00:56:55,415
Ain't that right, Father God!

1211
00:56:56,183 --> 00:56:57,417
I owe you an apology.

1212
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,187
I was being...

1213
00:57:01,088 --> 00:57:03,423
immature, and... and selfish.

1214
00:57:05,393 --> 00:57:07,628
I got the nicest TV
they had at Target but...

1215
00:57:09,397 --> 00:57:11,431
I lost sight
of what was important, you know?

1216
00:57:17,939 --> 00:57:19,173
Okay, I forgive you.

1217
00:57:20,207 --> 00:57:21,776
You know, I had a few ideas

1218
00:57:21,909 --> 00:57:23,811
about what business to open
here back in the day.

1219
00:57:24,512 --> 00:57:28,582
Beauty salon, a dessert kitchen,
a gun range in my garage.

1220
00:57:29,383 --> 00:57:31,052
Guess what made me
decide bowling alley?

1221
00:57:31,419 --> 00:57:33,254
I don't know. Why'd...
Wait, wait, wait.

1222
00:57:33,387 --> 00:57:35,056
Did you just say a gun range?

1223
00:57:35,389 --> 00:57:36,891
I decided bowling alley

1224
00:57:37,024 --> 00:57:40,027
because I want to have fun
day in and day out.

1225
00:57:40,161 --> 00:57:42,495
You know, so much bad stuff
going on out there.

1226
00:57:42,630 --> 00:57:44,598
People that wanna look different
'cause they so sad.

1227
00:57:44,732 --> 00:57:47,435
Sugar turns you into an addict.
And guns...

1228
00:57:48,102 --> 00:57:49,270
Well, you know,

1229
00:57:49,603 --> 00:57:50,972
they... they... they're
bad all of a sudden.

1230
00:57:51,405 --> 00:57:54,675
But bowling is just what it is.

1231
00:57:54,809 --> 00:57:57,345
Oh, people getting together,
having fun.

1232
00:57:57,477 --> 00:57:59,413
Oh, forgetting all that stuff.

1233
00:58:00,448 --> 00:58:01,481
You see what I'm saying?

1234
00:58:02,583 --> 00:58:04,185
Yeah, I think I do.

1235
00:58:05,219 --> 00:58:06,654
You know, if I just have fun

1236
00:58:06,787 --> 00:58:10,091
and let all that
background noise just fade out,

1237
00:58:10,224 --> 00:58:13,493
I'll... do me and win.

1238
00:58:13,861 --> 00:58:15,196
What you talking about?

1239
00:58:15,329 --> 00:58:16,998
I'm saying
if you don't pull this off,

1240
00:58:17,131 --> 00:58:19,300
I'ma have to start
a whole new business here.

1241
00:58:19,433 --> 00:58:21,202
- (creature snarling)
- Oh, there the creature!

1242
00:58:21,335 --> 00:58:23,504
Oh, get... Get that hoagie...
Get that hoagie out his mouth.

1243
00:58:23,637 --> 00:58:25,239
Whoa, hey, come here, come...

1244
00:58:25,373 --> 00:58:26,640
- (hisses)
- (both shriek)

1245
00:58:27,141 --> 00:58:28,776
<i>♪ Every time I see you</i>
<i>On the go, on the go ♪</i>

1246
00:58:28,909 --> 00:58:31,445
<i>♪ Got a show in Atlanta</i>
<i>Pick and roll ♪</i>

1247
00:58:31,579 --> 00:58:33,014
♪ ("Money Float"
by Balance concludes) ♪

1248
00:58:35,983 --> 00:58:38,853
- (upbeat music playing)
- (crowd cheering)

1249
00:58:39,420 --> 00:58:42,356
(laughs) Whoo.

1250
00:58:44,158 --> 00:58:46,761
Oh, these TLC costumes are
the best decision we ever made.

1251
00:58:46,894 --> 00:58:48,763
I don't know, I don't think
they really get it, you know?

1252
00:58:48,896 --> 00:58:51,332
'Cause there's only two of us.
We should've went with OutKast.

1253
00:58:51,465 --> 00:58:53,067
Do you have any idea
how much brown face paint

1254
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:54,235
I would need for that? Come on.

1255
00:58:55,036 --> 00:58:58,205
All right, game time.
This tournament is it.

1256
00:58:58,339 --> 00:59:00,074
If you get anything less
than second,

1257
00:59:00,207 --> 00:59:02,410
you're out of the finals.
Are you ready?

1258
00:59:05,980 --> 00:59:07,581
- (lips trilling)
- (lips trilling)

1259
00:59:09,617 --> 00:59:12,153
(dramatic music playing)

1260
00:59:12,353 --> 00:59:13,921
(laughs)

1261
00:59:16,023 --> 00:59:18,527
Oh, I keep meaning to ask.
What are these things?

1262
00:59:19,026 --> 00:59:21,429
Uh, this is a condom.

1263
00:59:22,830 --> 00:59:24,131
Never seen one.

1264
00:59:31,472 --> 00:59:34,742
Angelo: Linda has secured
her spot in the championship.

1265
00:59:35,376 --> 00:59:36,844
And now, Walt.

1266
00:59:40,981 --> 00:59:42,783
- (kisses)
- (crowd cheering)

1267
00:59:43,484 --> 00:59:45,653
(kisses)

1268
00:59:46,187 --> 00:59:48,155
- That's my sweet man.
- That's right.

1269
00:59:52,226 --> 00:59:53,994
(grunts)

1270
00:59:54,128 --> 00:59:55,429
(crowd cheering)

1271
00:59:56,030 --> 00:59:58,332
Skunk: You're scaring them,
Walt. They're so scared.

1272
00:59:58,567 --> 01:00:00,034
I'm your high school bully.

1273
01:00:00,267 --> 01:00:02,770
I'm gonna push you into a locker
and dry hump your ass.

1274
01:00:02,903 --> 01:00:03,904
Are you crying?

1275
01:00:04,205 --> 01:00:05,439
They're crying, Walt.

1276
01:00:07,842 --> 01:00:08,909
(crowd cheering)

1277
01:00:09,043 --> 01:00:10,711
He the bomb!

1278
01:00:10,845 --> 01:00:12,046
Spectator: Shut up, White girl!

1279
01:00:12,179 --> 01:00:13,747
Okay, sorry.
That's on me. Sorry.

1280
01:00:13,881 --> 01:00:15,316
And comes back to life.

1281
01:00:15,449 --> 01:00:17,485
Crowd: (chanting)
Walt! Walt! Walt!

1282
01:00:17,618 --> 01:00:19,086
- (grunts)
- (crowd cheering)

1283
01:00:19,220 --> 01:00:20,754
Am I allowed to say
something now?

1284
01:00:20,888 --> 01:00:22,423
- Spectator: Stop talking!
- That's fine.

1285
01:00:22,656 --> 01:00:24,091
I'm sorry for even asking.

1286
01:00:26,494 --> 01:00:27,962
Angelo: If Walt nails this shot,

1287
01:00:28,095 --> 01:00:30,764
this will be his first
perfect game on the tour,

1288
01:00:30,998 --> 01:00:33,300
which may come as a surprise
to most viewers

1289
01:00:33,535 --> 01:00:35,669
as he has claimed
on this very show

1290
01:00:35,803 --> 01:00:37,972
to have had multiple 300 games.

1291
01:00:38,105 --> 01:00:41,275
We would like to state
once again that he is lying.

1292
01:00:41,408 --> 01:00:44,145
He also claims to be
Anderson Cooper's cousin.

1293
01:00:44,278 --> 01:00:47,148
But skin wise,
how does that work?

1294
01:00:48,749 --> 01:00:50,519
(ball whooshing)

1295
01:00:51,252 --> 01:00:53,454
- (Walt grunts)
- (ball thudding)

1296
01:00:55,122 --> 01:00:56,123
Yes!

1297
01:00:56,724 --> 01:00:57,925
(crowd cheering)

1298
01:00:58,058 --> 01:01:00,194
Whoo! Yeah!

1299
01:01:00,595 --> 01:01:02,531
Oh, my God, dude,
I'm so proud of you.

1300
01:01:02,663 --> 01:01:04,465
The only thing
that could be better than this

1301
01:01:05,099 --> 01:01:07,569
- is a threesome.
- Man, you have to let that go.

1302
01:01:08,068 --> 01:01:09,303
With your dreams,

1303
01:01:09,436 --> 01:01:10,938
'cause you're playing me
in the finals.

1304
01:01:11,071 --> 01:01:12,339
Walt: Wrong.

1305
01:01:12,574 --> 01:01:14,975
You're gonna be playing me
in the finals.

1306
01:01:15,109 --> 01:01:17,211
- And me.
- And me.

1307
01:01:17,478 --> 01:01:20,515
- Ooh, who are you?
- I'm one of Walt's cousins.

1308
01:01:20,948 --> 01:01:23,017
- Linda: I'll say.
- You is?

1309
01:01:23,652 --> 01:01:25,719
Hey, look, nigga,
I need 36 dollars.

1310
01:01:26,787 --> 01:01:27,855
Hello.

1311
01:01:28,055 --> 01:01:30,424
I also need a cumberbund,
unused.

1312
01:01:30,724 --> 01:01:32,092
If I smell cologne on it,

1313
01:01:32,226 --> 01:01:33,727
I'ma gonna know
it was used in a prom.

1314
01:01:33,861 --> 01:01:34,995
Burgundy.

1315
01:01:35,296 --> 01:01:36,830
You're from the tall side
of the family.

1316
01:01:37,131 --> 01:01:38,399
- Cousin: Yeah.
- We're not family.

1317
01:01:39,266 --> 01:01:40,167
How you know?

1318
01:01:40,701 --> 01:01:41,869
Skunk: Hmm?

1319
01:01:42,169 --> 01:01:43,370
Linda: I have both.

1320
01:01:44,305 --> 01:01:46,807
- A burgundy cumberbund?
- I got it all.

1321
01:01:47,141 --> 01:01:48,475
- Burgundy?
- Everything.

1322
01:01:48,943 --> 01:01:50,177
And the 36 dollars?

1323
01:01:50,411 --> 01:01:51,779
Linda: And I don't ask
any questions.

1324
01:01:52,681 --> 01:01:54,048
Let's get it, shawty.

1325
01:01:54,516 --> 01:01:57,218
Let's get it, shawty.
We a team.

1326
01:01:57,351 --> 01:01:58,752
(news jingle plays)

1327
01:01:58,886 --> 01:02:01,590
After months of nonstop travel
and tournaments,

1328
01:02:01,722 --> 01:02:05,226
we are now only days out
from the S.L.O.B finals.

1329
01:02:05,660 --> 01:02:08,896
This season has been the wildest
in the history of the sport.

1330
01:02:09,163 --> 01:02:11,265
First, we have
the arrival of Walt,

1331
01:02:11,398 --> 01:02:14,335
who in any other universe
would be the assistant manager

1332
01:02:14,468 --> 01:02:16,571
of a T-Mobile kiosk
at your local mall.

1333
01:02:16,870 --> 01:02:18,772
He has become
the new face of the game,

1334
01:02:19,006 --> 01:02:20,609
only to see the resurrection

1335
01:02:20,741 --> 01:02:24,378
of bowling's greatest superstar,
Linda Curson.

1336
01:02:24,613 --> 01:02:26,914
We are about to find out
if Walt's a flop

1337
01:02:27,114 --> 01:02:29,950
or if Linda is past her prime,

1338
01:02:30,284 --> 01:02:32,386
'cause looks-wise, she's not,

1339
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:34,955
and personally, I'm willing
to give it a go at any point.

1340
01:02:35,356 --> 01:02:36,691
(doorbell ringing)

1341
01:02:39,226 --> 01:02:40,127
Yo.

1342
01:02:41,262 --> 01:02:42,263
No.

1343
01:02:45,165 --> 01:02:46,066
(door squeaking)

1344
01:02:48,102 --> 01:02:52,106
Good to see you too, Mom.
Sure, I'll let myself in.

1345
01:02:53,974 --> 01:02:56,243
You really shouldn't smoke.

1346
01:02:56,611 --> 01:02:58,747
Oh, drunk girl
is giving advice now?

1347
01:02:59,547 --> 01:03:01,315
Well, I've been sober
for a few...

1348
01:03:01,549 --> 01:03:02,517
Hours?

1349
01:03:03,551 --> 01:03:06,120
Wow. Okay.
I thought I was gonna come here

1350
01:03:06,253 --> 01:03:07,589
and we'd have
a nice conversation

1351
01:03:07,722 --> 01:03:09,390
before the championship, no?

1352
01:03:09,524 --> 01:03:12,793
I handed you a pro career
and you just drank it away.

1353
01:03:12,926 --> 01:03:14,928
And now you're coaching
some would-be statistic

1354
01:03:15,062 --> 01:03:16,797
whose luck is running out.

1355
01:03:17,131 --> 01:03:20,301
(scoffs) God, if you'd only
just listened to me.

1356
01:03:20,535 --> 01:03:22,236
But here I am at 41...

1357
01:03:22,369 --> 01:03:24,639
- (scoffs)
- All right, 43, 45, whatever.

1358
01:03:24,773 --> 01:03:26,340
You forced all this on me.

1359
01:03:26,473 --> 01:03:28,876
I didn't get to choose
what I wanted to do.

1360
01:03:29,143 --> 01:03:31,145
You think I would've
picked bowling?

1361
01:03:31,845 --> 01:03:34,882
Okay. Point taken.
But what about after bowling?

1362
01:03:35,015 --> 01:03:36,618
You had the chance
to turn your life around.

1363
01:03:36,751 --> 01:03:38,586
You didn't.
You didn't do anything.

1364
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:41,656
I'm sorry, but I just...
I wash my hands of this.

1365
01:03:42,990 --> 01:03:46,193
You love bowling more
than you've ever loved me.

1366
01:03:51,599 --> 01:03:52,767
I...

1367
01:03:54,703 --> 01:03:55,969
love...

1368
01:03:57,338 --> 01:03:58,339
(groans softly)

1369
01:04:00,608 --> 01:04:01,710
...you.

1370
01:04:02,843 --> 01:04:04,011
Well, I hate you.

1371
01:04:06,380 --> 01:04:07,549
Suit yourself.

1372
01:04:08,783 --> 01:04:09,818
That's enough.

1373
01:04:10,518 --> 01:04:11,686
- What?
- Linda: Not you.

1374
01:04:13,354 --> 01:04:14,823
(sniffs) Thank you, goddess.

1375
01:04:15,623 --> 01:04:16,791
Oh, my God.

1376
01:04:18,959 --> 01:04:22,363
(upbeat music playing)

1377
01:04:24,965 --> 01:04:26,534
Angelo: <i>Two months on the road,</i>

1378
01:04:26,668 --> 01:04:29,771
<i>two competitors left,</i>
<i>for 200,000 dollars.</i>

1379
01:04:29,903 --> 01:04:33,842
- <i>It's the main event.</i>
- (crowd cheering)

1380
01:04:36,745 --> 01:04:38,847
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,

1381
01:04:38,979 --> 01:04:41,081
and all the people in between,

1382
01:04:41,215 --> 01:04:44,652
welcome to
the S.L.O.B strike finals

1383
01:04:44,786 --> 01:04:48,723
at the National Bowling Arena.
Let's make some noise.

1384
01:04:48,857 --> 01:04:50,023
(crowd cheering)

1385
01:04:50,157 --> 01:04:52,059
Well, he needs no introduction,

1386
01:04:52,192 --> 01:04:53,695
but you're forcing me
to give him one.

1387
01:04:53,828 --> 01:04:58,198
He is the Black Boy of Bowling,
the Loser of the Lanes,

1388
01:04:58,332 --> 01:05:01,435
- the Pauper of the Pins.
- Nigga, stop playing with me.

1389
01:05:01,569 --> 01:05:03,738
Let's make some noise for Walt.

1390
01:05:03,872 --> 01:05:08,242
(crowd cheering)

1391
01:05:08,375 --> 01:05:11,044
- Hey, Mama.
- (chuckles) Hey, boy.

1392
01:05:11,178 --> 01:05:13,013
- Say hey to Renee.
- Hi.

1393
01:05:13,414 --> 01:05:15,082
Leave me alone.

1394
01:05:15,416 --> 01:05:17,752
Listen, I am so proud
of you, hun.

1395
01:05:17,886 --> 01:05:20,454
I mean, I... I don't
understand any of this.

1396
01:05:20,588 --> 01:05:24,057
Mm-mm, but before I forget...

1397
01:05:24,191 --> 01:05:25,459
you owe me two months' rent.

1398
01:05:25,593 --> 01:05:27,796
Uh, I, uh, gotta bowl,

1399
01:05:28,128 --> 01:05:29,329
so let's talk about
this later, huh? Okay.

1400
01:05:29,463 --> 01:05:31,064
Square up with me, little nigga!

1401
01:05:32,199 --> 01:05:33,735
(forced laugh) Funny.

1402
01:05:33,868 --> 01:05:35,269
(both fake laugh)

1403
01:05:35,402 --> 01:05:37,739
- Walt, let me holla at you.
- Are you 21?

1404
01:05:37,872 --> 01:05:39,940
'Cause legally, you shouldn't
be here if you're not.

1405
01:05:40,073 --> 01:05:43,043
Okay, no distractions.
Just do everything you're doing.

1406
01:05:43,177 --> 01:05:45,479
- You got this, okay?
- (sighs deeply)

1407
01:05:50,217 --> 01:05:51,586
(both chuckle)

1408
01:05:51,719 --> 01:05:54,254
Okay, remember, no distractions.

1409
01:05:54,388 --> 01:05:55,289
Mm-hmm.

1410
01:05:58,492 --> 01:05:59,493
Yeah.

1411
01:06:02,162 --> 01:06:03,363
That's what's up.

1412
01:06:05,934 --> 01:06:07,635
Mm, wish me luck.

1413
01:06:08,435 --> 01:06:09,470
All right.

1414
01:06:11,004 --> 01:06:13,340
We really should ask
which sport they play

1415
01:06:13,474 --> 01:06:14,909
when they say they're athletes.

1416
01:06:15,042 --> 01:06:17,110
Girl, did you have
sushi for lunch?

1417
01:06:17,779 --> 01:06:19,012
My bad.

1418
01:06:19,279 --> 01:06:22,416
And next up, we have
the Dame of Destruction,

1419
01:06:22,550 --> 01:06:26,119
the Queen of Kings,
the One True Lord,

1420
01:06:26,253 --> 01:06:30,123
Linda Curson, "The Crusher!"

1421
01:06:30,257 --> 01:06:33,528
(crowd cheering, applauding)

1422
01:06:40,802 --> 01:06:44,304
(exciting music playing)

1423
01:06:54,248 --> 01:06:56,483
Ooh! (laughs)

1424
01:06:56,618 --> 01:06:59,219
Angelo: Well, this is the final
match of the tournament.

1425
01:06:59,353 --> 01:07:00,655
And I can feel the excitement

1426
01:07:00,788 --> 01:07:02,356
coursing through
my very trousers.

1427
01:07:02,657 --> 01:07:05,492
<i>Linda Curson versus Walt...</i>

1428
01:07:06,628 --> 01:07:08,362
Still haven't gotten
the last name.

1429
01:07:08,495 --> 01:07:10,832
Competitors, prepare to bowl.

1430
01:07:10,965 --> 01:07:14,067
(crowd cheering, chanting)

1431
01:07:22,877 --> 01:07:24,478
What, are you copying me?

1432
01:07:24,612 --> 01:07:27,815
- What, are you copying me?
- Are you copying me?

1433
01:07:28,315 --> 01:07:29,316
Stop it.

1434
01:07:29,449 --> 01:07:30,818
- Stop it.
- Stop it.

1435
01:07:30,952 --> 01:07:32,252
I'm a big fat idiot.

1436
01:07:32,687 --> 01:07:36,024
What... Ah...

1437
01:07:36,323 --> 01:07:38,191
(tense music playing)

1438
01:07:39,727 --> 01:07:42,530
I am gonna kill you.

1439
01:07:44,164 --> 01:07:46,768
Mm. You are so sexy.

1440
01:07:47,001 --> 01:07:48,836
But it will have
to be after my threesome

1441
01:07:48,970 --> 01:07:50,404
with those beautiful stallions
over there.

1442
01:07:51,873 --> 01:07:54,776
Oh, ladies? Hmm.

1443
01:07:56,076 --> 01:07:57,411
Maybe they went to the bathroom?

1444
01:07:59,013 --> 01:08:01,883
- (crowd cheering)
- (exciting music playing)

1445
01:08:06,588 --> 01:08:08,288
Just lose already, will you?

1446
01:08:08,422 --> 01:08:10,558
I wanna get home
and watch Joe Rogan.

1447
01:08:10,692 --> 01:08:13,427
He's interviewing the sick bat
that started COVID.

1448
01:08:14,294 --> 01:08:16,096
I actually really wanna
check out that interview too.

1449
01:08:16,229 --> 01:08:17,397
So let's roll.

1450
01:08:25,039 --> 01:08:27,709
Don't choke like
you did mid-season.

1451
01:08:27,842 --> 01:08:30,712
That wasn't me.
My balls were messed up, like...

1452
01:08:30,845 --> 01:08:34,649
(mysterious music playing)

1453
01:08:34,782 --> 01:08:36,283
How are your balls, by the way?

1454
01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:38,318
(echoing) <i>Balls, by the way...</i>
<i>Balls...</i>

1455
01:08:38,820 --> 01:08:39,988
You.

1456
01:08:43,625 --> 01:08:45,660
You changed
the weight of my ball.

1457
01:08:45,793 --> 01:08:48,830
Oh, God, I would never
do something like that.

1458
01:08:53,568 --> 01:08:55,103
Angelo!

1459
01:08:55,335 --> 01:08:57,204
It happens. It happens, folks.

1460
01:08:57,337 --> 01:09:00,108
The system's rigged!
It's been rigged, I knew it!

1461
01:09:00,575 --> 01:09:02,476
- (yells)
- Walt.

1462
01:09:02,610 --> 01:09:04,112
Hey, Walt. Wait, wait, wait.

1463
01:09:04,344 --> 01:09:06,814
No, Skunk, they...
they set me up.

1464
01:09:06,948 --> 01:09:08,248
<i>Moi?</i>

1465
01:09:08,583 --> 01:09:10,283
Of course they did, man.
They're... they're White.

1466
01:09:10,417 --> 01:09:13,420
And not the good kind of White
like me and John Cena,

1467
01:09:13,554 --> 01:09:15,623
the bad kind, like Shaun King.

1468
01:09:15,757 --> 01:09:16,658
Yeah.

1469
01:09:17,424 --> 01:09:19,027
But we got through
all that, didn't we?

1470
01:09:19,292 --> 01:09:21,461
None of that even
matters anymore.

1471
01:09:21,663 --> 01:09:25,465
This is it, dude, look around.
This is all for you.

1472
01:09:25,767 --> 01:09:27,367
- (crowd cheering)
- (uplifting music playing)

1473
01:09:27,501 --> 01:09:28,936
Crowd: (chanting)
Walt! Walt! Walt!

1474
01:09:29,403 --> 01:09:30,972
Skunk: You gotta win this,
man, okay?

1475
01:09:31,572 --> 01:09:33,641
For you. For me.

1476
01:09:33,908 --> 01:09:37,078
But most importantly,
Mozell, Alleycatz, okay?

1477
01:09:37,210 --> 01:09:38,980
- (inhales sharply)
- Skunk: We can do this.

1478
01:09:39,881 --> 01:09:41,749
Linda's tough, man, she's great.

1479
01:09:43,518 --> 01:09:45,419
But she doesn't know
what time it is.

1480
01:09:47,689 --> 01:09:50,892
Yeah. It's Nygga Time.

1481
01:09:53,861 --> 01:09:58,066
Ah, that is still
really hard to digest.

1482
01:09:59,133 --> 01:10:00,868
- (triumphant music playing)
- Okay, you got this.

1483
01:10:01,002 --> 01:10:02,436
Crowd: You got this.

1484
01:10:02,570 --> 01:10:04,672
(crowd cheering, chattering)

1485
01:10:08,042 --> 01:10:10,712
Walt: Oh! She feel me now, yeah!

1486
01:10:10,845 --> 01:10:13,514
(crowd cheering)

1487
01:10:15,382 --> 01:10:16,684
(crowd booing)

1488
01:10:17,151 --> 01:10:18,886
Walt: Let's go!

1489
01:10:19,020 --> 01:10:23,490
This is my house. Tie game.
That bat's gonna have to wait.

1490
01:10:27,327 --> 01:10:28,996
Spectator: Don't worry, Linda.

1491
01:10:31,331 --> 01:10:33,935
- (bowling pins clattering)
- (crowd cheering)

1492
01:10:34,068 --> 01:10:36,303
This isn't even
your apartment, baby.

1493
01:10:37,404 --> 01:10:39,439
- (ball thudding)
- (bowling pins clattering)

1494
01:10:39,741 --> 01:10:41,809
- Yes! Whoo!
- (crowd cheering)

1495
01:10:43,878 --> 01:10:46,279
- (ball thudding)
- (bowling pins clattering)

1496
01:10:46,413 --> 01:10:49,416
- (crowd cheering)
- Turkey time.

1497
01:10:49,550 --> 01:10:51,119
Angelo: What a close game.

1498
01:10:51,384 --> 01:10:53,921
One missed pin could
decide everything.

1499
01:10:54,055 --> 01:10:55,590
I've seen Linda sweat before,

1500
01:10:56,090 --> 01:10:57,759
but never when she knew
I was in the room.

1501
01:10:58,192 --> 01:11:00,795
- (ball thudding)
- (bowling pins clattering)

1502
01:11:00,928 --> 01:11:02,163
- (crowd cheering)
- Yes!

1503
01:11:02,295 --> 01:11:03,898
Well, that was
absolutely necessary

1504
01:11:04,031 --> 01:11:05,600
if Walt wanted
to make this a contest.

1505
01:11:05,733 --> 01:11:08,435
(lips trilling)

1506
01:11:08,569 --> 01:11:11,606
(crowd trilling)

1507
01:11:13,508 --> 01:11:15,408
That's a pigeon noise,
not a turkey.

1508
01:11:15,543 --> 01:11:17,377
Oh, is it?

1509
01:11:18,112 --> 01:11:20,081
It actually
is a pigeon sound, dude.

1510
01:11:21,783 --> 01:11:24,652
Then why do they call
pigeons tiny turkeys?

1511
01:11:24,919 --> 01:11:25,820
Walt...

1512
01:11:26,220 --> 01:11:27,922
Two turkeys happening right now.

1513
01:11:28,055 --> 01:11:30,224
Like an interracial couple
celebrating Thanksgiving.

1514
01:11:30,357 --> 01:11:33,227
(dramatic music playing)

1515
01:11:42,670 --> 01:11:45,106
(crowd cheering)

1516
01:11:47,108 --> 01:11:48,843
(screams)

1517
01:11:53,681 --> 01:11:55,650
(screams)

1518
01:11:57,118 --> 01:11:58,719
(roars)

1519
01:12:03,090 --> 01:12:08,196
- (bowling pins clattering)
- (crowd cheering)

1520
01:12:10,363 --> 01:12:11,866
Angelo: Linda is on a tear

1521
01:12:11,999 --> 01:12:13,835
that even she in her prime
would be jealous of.

1522
01:12:13,968 --> 01:12:18,506
And boy, can women be jealous.
Mindy, I'm talking about you.

1523
01:12:18,639 --> 01:12:19,941
(clippers buzzing)

1524
01:12:20,241 --> 01:12:21,809
It wasn't a damn plane
that hit the Pentagon.

1525
01:12:24,111 --> 01:12:26,881
- Whoops.
- Hold on there, Rico.

1526
01:12:27,014 --> 01:12:29,784
Crowd: (chanting)
Walt! Walt! Walt!

1527
01:12:29,917 --> 01:12:33,154
- (ball thudding)
- (bowling pins clattering)

1528
01:12:33,287 --> 01:12:36,224
(crowd cheering)

1529
01:12:36,489 --> 01:12:37,892
What about building
number seven?

1530
01:12:38,025 --> 01:12:41,195
Third building to fall
that day, no plane.

1531
01:12:41,529 --> 01:12:43,598
- Walt: Come on.
- Crowd: Linda! Linda! Linda!

1532
01:12:43,731 --> 01:12:45,333
Angelo: This is the most
competitive final

1533
01:12:45,465 --> 01:12:47,101
we have ever witnessed.

1534
01:12:47,367 --> 01:12:49,670
And I thought I saw Sinbad
in the crowd earlier.

1535
01:12:49,804 --> 01:12:51,072
Turns out wasn't him.

1536
01:12:51,205 --> 01:12:53,674
My apologies again to Andre.

1537
01:12:53,808 --> 01:12:55,109
All day.

1538
01:12:55,509 --> 01:12:57,578
I think it's time I bring out
that special technique.

1539
01:12:57,712 --> 01:12:58,713
Are y'all ready for the arm?

1540
01:12:58,846 --> 01:13:01,349
(crowd cheering, chattering)

1541
01:13:04,151 --> 01:13:05,353
Yes.

1542
01:13:05,753 --> 01:13:08,189
(ball whooshing)

1543
01:13:08,322 --> 01:13:11,391
(crowd cheering)

1544
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:14,929
(crowd groans)

1545
01:13:15,062 --> 01:13:16,864
Ah! Well, it's about time.

1546
01:13:16,998 --> 01:13:20,868
Walt gets a niner
on his first shot. (chuckling)

1547
01:13:21,135 --> 01:13:23,204
(somber music playing)

1548
01:13:23,470 --> 01:13:28,441
Oh, no, honey.
We all have bad days, kid.

1549
01:13:34,148 --> 01:13:36,083
- Skunk: <i>Who are you?</i>
- Walt!

1550
01:13:36,217 --> 01:13:38,853
- And what do you want?
- I wanna win!

1551
01:13:40,087 --> 01:13:41,255
Nice.

1552
01:13:41,389 --> 01:13:42,723
Angelo: I know you guys
can't hear it,

1553
01:13:42,857 --> 01:13:44,625
but I have been
really handing it

1554
01:13:44,759 --> 01:13:45,860
to you two on the telecast,

1555
01:13:46,127 --> 01:13:48,396
like making fun
of you mercilessly.

1556
01:13:48,529 --> 01:13:50,564
And it's so funny,
people are losing it.

1557
01:13:50,698 --> 01:13:52,233
Hey, where should we
all hang afterwards?

1558
01:13:52,366 --> 01:13:54,402
Oh, you can ride with me.

1559
01:13:54,535 --> 01:13:56,404
I just got a four-door
Mazda Miata.

1560
01:13:56,537 --> 01:14:00,141
Got it in a police auction.
Creamy green. Yeah.

1561
01:14:02,076 --> 01:14:04,745
I feel like I'm interrupting.
All right.

1562
01:14:08,649 --> 01:14:09,517
Four-door?

1563
01:14:10,551 --> 01:14:12,753
Sometimes I even get bored
when I'm out on the lane.

1564
01:14:12,887 --> 01:14:15,923
I'm like, "Hello?
Are we there yet?" (laughs)

1565
01:14:16,057 --> 01:14:18,225
Do you know
that movie, um, Ice Cube?

1566
01:14:18,359 --> 01:14:19,794
Did you see that one?
Oh, you have? That's great.

1567
01:14:19,927 --> 01:14:21,929
- (laughs) You guys.
- Oh, look who's here.

1568
01:14:22,063 --> 01:14:23,397
You're so funny.

1569
01:14:23,597 --> 01:14:27,134
Listen, I did wanna
say though, good game.

1570
01:14:27,268 --> 01:14:29,136
And congratulations
on your return.

1571
01:14:29,570 --> 01:14:31,105
- Really?
- Yeah.

1572
01:14:31,872 --> 01:14:32,840
Linda: Oh.

1573
01:14:33,741 --> 01:14:35,076
Wait, sorry, buzz, buzz, buzz.

1574
01:14:35,443 --> 01:14:38,813
Hold on. Sorry.
Hey, Dad, what's up?

1575
01:14:38,946 --> 01:14:40,147
How's Sharon doing?

1576
01:14:40,281 --> 01:14:42,616
Oh, she's such
a good fit for you.

1577
01:14:42,883 --> 01:14:45,086
And that body's nuts, huh?
(chuckles)

1578
01:14:45,219 --> 01:14:47,521
- All right. That's enough.
- I love you. I love Sharon.

1579
01:14:47,655 --> 01:14:48,990
Yeah, Sharon, bye.

1580
01:14:49,123 --> 01:14:50,858
She's my stepmom,
but she's so much more.

1581
01:14:50,992 --> 01:14:52,360
Man, I wish there was a word
that meant more than stepmom.

1582
01:14:52,526 --> 01:14:54,161
- I mean, mom.
- Bitch, that means a lot.

1583
01:14:54,295 --> 01:14:56,564
That's for a female dog
and Sharon.

1584
01:14:56,697 --> 01:14:58,699
No, I'm not at a farm,
I already told you.

1585
01:14:58,833 --> 01:15:00,034
All right, Daddy,
I love you so much. Okay.

1586
01:15:00,167 --> 01:15:03,471
- Bye-bye.
- Man, love that guy.

1587
01:15:03,604 --> 01:15:04,972
Oh, yeah. How's Sharon?

1588
01:15:05,172 --> 01:15:06,707
- She's great.
- (chuckles) Oh, good.

1589
01:15:06,841 --> 01:15:07,708
Crazy, like...

1590
01:15:08,376 --> 01:15:09,677
- Butt... yeah.
- Tiny.

1591
01:15:09,810 --> 01:15:11,679
A little bit anorexic.
Just a tab.

1592
01:15:11,812 --> 01:15:12,980
I mean, whatever works,
you know?

1593
01:15:13,114 --> 01:15:15,649
Okay, yeah. You need to go now.

1594
01:15:15,783 --> 01:15:17,084
Mm-hmm.

1595
01:15:17,618 --> 01:15:18,819
(crowd cheering)

1596
01:15:19,120 --> 01:15:20,154
Spectator:
Come on, Linda, you got this.

1597
01:15:20,287 --> 01:15:22,890
(upbeat music playing)

1598
01:15:30,131 --> 01:15:32,333
- (crowd gasps)
- No!

1599
01:15:33,134 --> 01:15:34,702
(crowd booing)

1600
01:15:34,835 --> 01:15:39,206
You got this! I love you, Mama!
You go, girl!

1601
01:15:43,778 --> 01:15:46,013
- (crowd cheering)
- Hmm.

1602
01:15:46,947 --> 01:15:49,350
- Your mom is sexy.
- Shut up, dude.

1603
01:15:49,483 --> 01:15:51,218
- I'm just saying, she's got it.
- Nope.

1604
01:15:51,485 --> 01:15:52,953
Angelo: Well,
this is really something.

1605
01:15:53,087 --> 01:15:54,355
We have got ourselves

1606
01:15:54,655 --> 01:15:56,357
a good old-fashioned
nailbiter here, folks.

1607
01:15:56,757 --> 01:15:59,528
So whoever wins
will have an amazing story.

1608
01:15:59,693 --> 01:16:01,595
Is this Curson's return
to the throne?

1609
01:16:01,729 --> 01:16:04,098
Will Walt lose
and fulfill his destiny

1610
01:16:04,231 --> 01:16:07,368
as a mechanic who never quite
fixes your car properly?

1611
01:16:07,501 --> 01:16:09,203
We'll find out
when we come back,

1612
01:16:09,336 --> 01:16:13,240
returning to the tenth frame
of the S.L.O.B championship.

1613
01:16:13,542 --> 01:16:15,476
I don't know what to do, Skunk.
She's good.

1614
01:16:16,677 --> 01:16:18,045
- Really good.
- I know,

1615
01:16:18,245 --> 01:16:19,814
but everything
that we have been training for

1616
01:16:19,947 --> 01:16:21,615
- is for this moment, okay?
- Mm-hmm.

1617
01:16:21,749 --> 01:16:23,384
Everything we've gone through
is for this.

1618
01:16:23,518 --> 01:16:25,119
- Yeah. (exhales)
- Okay?

1619
01:16:25,386 --> 01:16:28,089
Hey, have you seen those
two girls I was with earlier?

1620
01:16:28,222 --> 01:16:29,723
Yeah, man, they left.

1621
01:16:30,157 --> 01:16:31,759
They told me to tell you they,
uh, charged your Uber account.

1622
01:16:34,862 --> 01:16:37,198
I have to start
protecting my heart more.

1623
01:16:37,698 --> 01:16:39,033
(kisses)

1624
01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:41,735
We are back at the S.L.O.B
Strike Championship,

1625
01:16:41,869 --> 01:16:45,439
sponsored by Big Tobacco.
If you like your tobacco big,

1626
01:16:45,574 --> 01:16:47,908
look no further
than Big Tobacco.

1627
01:16:48,042 --> 01:16:49,276
We have a dead heat here

1628
01:16:49,410 --> 01:16:51,378
between two
unlikely competitors.

1629
01:16:51,513 --> 01:16:53,848
And it has really
become anyone's game

1630
01:16:53,981 --> 01:16:56,150
in the tenth frame.
Walt is up first.

1631
01:16:56,283 --> 01:16:58,986
Crowd: (chanting)
Walt! Walt! Walt!

1632
01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:01,088
Angelo: You can feel
the tension in the air

1633
01:17:01,222 --> 01:17:04,024
as Walt gets ready
to open the tenth frame.

1634
01:17:04,158 --> 01:17:06,727
Three strikes here would
make Walt our champion,

1635
01:17:06,861 --> 01:17:09,830
but a single miss would
leave the door open

1636
01:17:09,964 --> 01:17:11,265
for Curson to win.

1637
01:17:11,899 --> 01:17:15,202
Just like her famous comeback
at the championships in 1992.

1638
01:17:15,503 --> 01:17:17,972
And I'm leaving my door
open so Linda can come...

1639
01:17:18,405 --> 01:17:20,307
You know what?
No, that... that's too far.

1640
01:17:20,441 --> 01:17:21,809
(upbeat music playing)

1641
01:17:22,143 --> 01:17:23,644
- Whoo!
- Angelo: Whoa.

1642
01:17:24,311 --> 01:17:26,347
Just like a straightening
comb on a stove,

1643
01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:28,282
Walt is off to a hot start.

1644
01:17:28,415 --> 01:17:30,818
Two more of those
and this thing is done.

1645
01:17:30,951 --> 01:17:32,853
(tense music playing)

1646
01:17:37,592 --> 01:17:39,727
Crowd: (chanting)
Walt! Walt! Walt!

1647
01:17:39,860 --> 01:17:41,428
(crowd cheering)

1648
01:17:41,563 --> 01:17:43,364
Angelo: This kid is not
crumbling under the pressure.

1649
01:17:43,497 --> 01:17:44,932
All that's standing between Walt

1650
01:17:45,065 --> 01:17:47,268
and a championship
are ten more pins.

1651
01:17:47,401 --> 01:17:51,038
He's about to go all 187
on Curson's hopes of winning.

1652
01:17:51,172 --> 01:17:53,542
(crowd cheering)

1653
01:17:53,674 --> 01:17:55,409
(tense music playing)

1654
01:17:58,212 --> 01:18:01,382
Skunk: <i>Bowling is what you</i>
<i>were put on this earth to do.</i>

1655
01:18:01,516 --> 01:18:03,552
- Hey, Mama. (chuckles)
- Hey. (chuckles)

1656
01:18:03,684 --> 01:18:05,886
(chuckles) Oh, no. Look at you!

1657
01:18:06,020 --> 01:18:07,522
- I love this.
- Yes!

1658
01:18:10,559 --> 01:18:11,859
(ball thudding)

1659
01:18:23,037 --> 01:18:24,539
(crowd gasping)

1660
01:18:25,706 --> 01:18:29,343
Angelo: Oh, a miss!
What a time to fall short.

1661
01:18:29,644 --> 01:18:32,346
All Linda Curson needed
was a sliver of hope.

1662
01:18:32,479 --> 01:18:35,082
And now, as she's done
many times before,

1663
01:18:35,216 --> 01:18:37,051
it looks like she's gonna
come roaring back

1664
01:18:37,184 --> 01:18:38,385
to win this thing.

1665
01:18:39,286 --> 01:18:42,022
Just like racism
in America, this is over.

1666
01:18:42,823 --> 01:18:46,493
(somber music playing)

1667
01:18:46,860 --> 01:18:48,896
- I'm sorry.
- You're golden.

1668
01:18:53,535 --> 01:18:55,704
If you win,
you have to have sex with me.

1669
01:18:57,572 --> 01:19:00,941
(crowd cheering)

1670
01:19:05,179 --> 01:19:07,781
Crowd: Ah, boom!

1671
01:19:07,915 --> 01:19:11,785
(crowd cheering)

1672
01:19:13,521 --> 01:19:15,489
This was never gonna be yours.

1673
01:19:19,093 --> 01:19:21,395
Crowd: Ah, boom!

1674
01:19:21,529 --> 01:19:24,566
(crowd cheering)

1675
01:19:27,201 --> 01:19:31,238
(crowd cheering)

1676
01:19:32,106 --> 01:19:35,909
Angelo: She wins, she wins!
Oh, my God. She wins!

1677
01:19:36,043 --> 01:19:38,479
Oh, my God. Linda wins.

1678
01:19:38,613 --> 01:19:41,583
Not surprised,
but balance has been restored.

1679
01:19:41,716 --> 01:19:43,618
And proving once and for all

1680
01:19:43,752 --> 01:19:45,553
that women came be
useful after 40.

1681
01:19:45,687 --> 01:19:47,221
Linda: We did it.

1682
01:19:47,354 --> 01:19:50,759
And I just wanna thank
all of you who had my back

1683
01:19:50,891 --> 01:19:54,194
and who believed that
I could come back and do this.

1684
01:19:54,328 --> 01:19:58,899
And also, well, I want to
thank my competitor, Walter,

1685
01:19:59,033 --> 01:20:01,268
who I really think could
be something someday,

1686
01:20:02,436 --> 01:20:05,139
like a garbage man
or a janitor in Wakanda.

1687
01:20:05,272 --> 01:20:06,473
What?

1688
01:20:06,608 --> 01:20:08,442
And then my Skunky,
my little girl.

1689
01:20:08,576 --> 01:20:11,378
Thank you so much.
Come on, stand up.

1690
01:20:11,513 --> 01:20:13,515
That's a girl. Stand up, up.

1691
01:20:13,648 --> 01:20:15,816
Oh, well, she's a little shy.

1692
01:20:15,949 --> 01:20:18,285
Oh, now he's shy.
Well, anyway, thank you.

1693
01:20:18,419 --> 01:20:20,722
Thank you, thank you,
thank you. (kisses)

1694
01:20:26,427 --> 01:20:27,494
What's good?

1695
01:20:28,295 --> 01:20:29,798
Oh, nothing much.

1696
01:20:30,831 --> 01:20:31,965
You were good out there.

1697
01:20:32,333 --> 01:20:33,834
- It was all right.
- Mm.

1698
01:20:34,468 --> 01:20:37,971
I know what I messed up.
But... hey,

1699
01:20:38,105 --> 01:20:40,709
wouldn't have gotten this far
without you, so thank you.

1700
01:20:40,841 --> 01:20:42,109
You would've.

1701
01:20:42,242 --> 01:20:43,944
And you deserve
every minute of this.

1702
01:20:44,813 --> 01:20:48,849
Man, I just cannot beat her.

1703
01:20:49,183 --> 01:20:50,785
It's not about that anymore.

1704
01:20:52,019 --> 01:20:54,221
And you've definitely matured
during this process

1705
01:20:54,355 --> 01:20:55,989
and you taught me a lot,
you know?

1706
01:20:57,124 --> 01:20:58,793
I think the moral
of the story really is...

1707
01:20:58,926 --> 01:21:00,027
- (grunts)
- (glass shattering)

1708
01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:01,362
(thrilling music playing)

1709
01:21:01,830 --> 01:21:03,931
(sighs) What were you saying?

1710
01:21:04,699 --> 01:21:05,700
Can I key this?

1711
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:08,035
Buddy, you gotta.

1712
01:21:08,902 --> 01:21:09,903
Walt: Ooh-hoo-hoo.

1713
01:21:10,037 --> 01:21:11,506
Just because, you know?

1714
01:21:11,639 --> 01:21:13,675
Yeah, she saw this coming.
She had to, right?

1715
01:21:13,808 --> 01:21:15,610
- She can't be that upset.
- Nah.

1716
01:21:16,043 --> 01:21:19,046
Well, you gonna need a job
now that the season's over?

1717
01:21:19,179 --> 01:21:20,280
(chuckles) Absolutely.

1718
01:21:20,815 --> 01:21:22,784
Well, how long can you
kneel under a table?

1719
01:21:23,016 --> 01:21:24,385
As long as you need me to.

1720
01:21:25,419 --> 01:21:26,387
Okay, we gotta get
the hell outta here

1721
01:21:26,521 --> 01:21:27,722
before she comes out here.

1722
01:21:27,856 --> 01:21:29,223
Walt: But I do have
to get my coat.

1723
01:21:29,356 --> 01:21:30,525
- Huh? Walt.
- Walt: And my bowling bag.

1724
01:21:33,927 --> 01:21:35,563
I'm so sorry, Mozell.

1725
01:21:36,731 --> 01:21:38,232
We really, really tried.

1726
01:21:39,099 --> 01:21:41,235
Yeah, I love this place, really.

1727
01:21:41,368 --> 01:21:43,370
If I could do it all over again,
you know I would.

1728
01:21:43,971 --> 01:21:48,108
Well, I had my time here.
(chuckles)

1729
01:21:49,243 --> 01:21:51,679
But I think God is telling me

1730
01:21:51,813 --> 01:21:56,450
to open a small gun range
in my garage.

1731
01:21:56,917 --> 01:22:00,855
Whatever you do, Mozell,
just remember, I need a job.

1732
01:22:01,088 --> 01:22:03,290
You're a pro bowler now.
What are you talking about?

1733
01:22:03,525 --> 01:22:05,993
Mm-mm, if I don't succeed
at something immediately,

1734
01:22:06,126 --> 01:22:08,563
I'm through.
That's why I can't read.

1735
01:22:08,696 --> 01:22:10,230
Skunk: You're so brave.

1736
01:22:10,364 --> 01:22:12,065
You... you won yourself
a little bit of money, huh?

1737
01:22:12,199 --> 01:22:14,101
- So, what you gonna do with it?
- Uh...

1738
01:22:14,234 --> 01:22:16,838
- Well, get this.
- Mm-hmm?

1739
01:22:16,970 --> 01:22:20,407
Did you know we needed to pay
taxes on money if you won it?

1740
01:22:20,909 --> 01:22:23,076
Because really,
you know, I lost.

1741
01:22:24,579 --> 01:22:26,748
I... I don't have any money,
that's what I'm saying.

1742
01:22:27,481 --> 01:22:31,251
Ah. Here it is! I got it.
I got the good news.

1743
01:22:31,385 --> 01:22:32,787
Mm-mm, dude, we don't have time

1744
01:22:32,921 --> 01:22:34,354
to read your revisions
to the Bible.

1745
01:22:34,589 --> 01:22:36,891
We just wanna enjoy
our last night in this building.

1746
01:22:37,024 --> 01:22:39,661
(sighs) I greet you
all with the trumpets

1747
01:22:39,794 --> 01:22:41,962
of the mighty Seraphim
sounding behind me.

1748
01:22:42,095 --> 01:22:43,330
I did some research
on this building

1749
01:22:43,464 --> 01:22:45,265
because I knew
that something historic

1750
01:22:45,399 --> 01:22:46,901
had happened to our people
at Alleycatz.

1751
01:22:47,034 --> 01:22:49,236
- What? What was it?
- Uh, nothing actually.

1752
01:22:49,369 --> 01:22:50,738
It's a pretty standard building

1753
01:22:51,038 --> 01:22:52,339
except for that time
that B2K's uncle stopped by

1754
01:22:52,473 --> 01:22:54,074
to use the bathroom
while on tour.

1755
01:22:54,208 --> 01:22:55,275
I remember that.

1756
01:22:55,610 --> 01:22:56,911
Yeah, then it dawned on me.

1757
01:22:58,646 --> 01:23:01,583
- Read it, my Vantablack victor.
- Mm-hmm.

1758
01:23:04,218 --> 01:23:05,486
Uh...

1759
01:23:05,620 --> 01:23:07,988
Nice effort, buddy. Yeah.
(mumbles)

1760
01:23:08,121 --> 01:23:10,123
"With the undeniable
contributions

1761
01:23:10,257 --> 01:23:12,025
of Walt becoming
the city's first

1762
01:23:12,159 --> 01:23:15,697
African American championship
losing bowler,

1763
01:23:15,964 --> 01:23:18,298
the committee hereby declares
Alleycatz Bowling Alley

1764
01:23:18,432 --> 01:23:21,502
a historic landmark,
as its preservation is critical

1765
01:23:21,636 --> 01:23:23,571
in the legacy
of the commonwealth."

1766
01:23:23,705 --> 01:23:26,206
"With such status,
very minimal changes

1767
01:23:26,340 --> 01:23:27,542
may be made to the building,

1768
01:23:27,675 --> 01:23:30,077
and major tax incentives
will be enacted

1769
01:23:30,210 --> 01:23:32,312
to keep ownership
from changing hands."

1770
01:23:32,446 --> 01:23:34,481
"A plaque with Walt's face

1771
01:23:34,616 --> 01:23:36,818
and the words
'Championship Loser'

1772
01:23:36,951 --> 01:23:39,787
shall be engraved into the
entrance of the building."

1773
01:23:39,921 --> 01:23:41,121
- (Brotha Candy chuckling)
- Wait, this means...

1774
01:23:41,255 --> 01:23:42,624
By Walt losing,
he saved the Alley!

1775
01:23:42,757 --> 01:23:44,491
Oh, thank you, Jesus.

1776
01:23:44,626 --> 01:23:45,693
(overlapping chatter)

1777
01:23:45,827 --> 01:23:47,194
Skunk: You little losing freak!

1778
01:23:47,327 --> 01:23:48,663
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Mozell: Whoo!

1779
01:23:48,796 --> 01:23:50,832
Maybe we could get that
plaque to say, you know,

1780
01:23:50,965 --> 01:23:52,499
"Pro Bowler," or something.

1781
01:23:52,700 --> 01:23:54,536
They suggested that down
at City Hall, but I decided

1782
01:23:54,669 --> 01:23:56,336
it should have your official
title on it, brother.

1783
01:23:57,005 --> 01:23:59,473
- Well, we can still change it.
- It's too late.

1784
01:23:59,807 --> 01:24:02,977
It's being made as we speak.
Let us rejoice.

1785
01:24:03,343 --> 01:24:05,813
- Skunk: Whoo!
- Change the damn plaque!

1786
01:24:06,480 --> 01:24:08,148
Are you wearing that gold chain

1787
01:24:08,282 --> 01:24:11,184
or is that gold chain
wearing you? (laughs)

1788
01:24:11,318 --> 01:24:12,687
Y'all ain't heard of it.

1789
01:24:12,820 --> 01:24:15,957
♪ ("Dirty Harry"
by Gorillaz plays) ♪

1790
01:24:20,494 --> 01:24:25,567
<i>♪ I need a gun</i>
<i>To keep myself among ♪</i>

1791
01:24:25,700 --> 01:24:30,470
<i>♪ The poor people</i>
<i>Who are burning in the sun ♪</i>

1792
01:24:30,605 --> 01:24:35,610
<i>♪ But they ain't got a chance</i>
<i>They ain't got a chance ♪</i>

1793
01:24:35,743 --> 01:24:38,880
<i>♪ I need a gun</i>
<i>'Cause all I do is dance ♪</i>

1794
01:24:39,013 --> 01:24:40,548
- Toughen up!
- (child grunts)

1795
01:24:40,682 --> 01:24:43,283
<i>♪ 'Cause all I do is dance... ♪</i>

1796
01:24:43,718 --> 01:24:45,452
You all right? Breathe.

1797
01:24:56,363 --> 01:24:58,265
Your form was off
and you know it.

1798
01:24:58,398 --> 01:24:59,701
You have bad breath.

1799
01:24:59,834 --> 01:25:01,769
There's something wrong
with your teeth.

1800
01:25:02,070 --> 01:25:05,039
You did such a good job today.
Other than you...

1801
01:25:08,241 --> 01:25:12,179
Where's that big forehead,
small eye Walt at?

1802
01:25:13,047 --> 01:25:14,247
Hey!

1803
01:25:14,782 --> 01:25:16,249
Brotha Candy: Okay, kids.
All right, boys and girls.

1804
01:25:16,383 --> 01:25:17,685
Disciples, let's go this way.

1805
01:25:18,052 --> 01:25:20,253
Quit pointing out my two
biggest insecurities, nigga.

1806
01:25:20,387 --> 01:25:21,623
Who asking 'bout me?

1807
01:25:21,756 --> 01:25:24,424
Billy Slick, the first Black man

1808
01:25:24,559 --> 01:25:26,326
to win a championship
in bowling.

1809
01:25:26,460 --> 01:25:31,431
- (dramatic music playing)
- (crowd cheering)

1810
01:25:31,566 --> 01:25:33,367
Billy Slick is about
to get slapped with Walt.

1811
01:25:33,500 --> 01:25:35,637
Ah, that's his name.

1812
01:25:35,770 --> 01:25:37,270
It's been on the tip
of my tongue this whole time.

1813
01:25:37,404 --> 01:25:38,640
Walt: Come here, nigga.

1814
01:25:39,974 --> 01:25:43,477
You ain't the only nigga
in them lanes no more, playboy.

1815
01:25:43,811 --> 01:25:45,245
Who else is gonna be there?

1816
01:25:46,714 --> 01:25:47,815
Talking about us.

1817
01:25:48,650 --> 01:25:50,952
- Oh.
- Oh, okay.

1818
01:25:51,085 --> 01:25:53,253
- (scoffs) I'm so scared.
- Yeah.

1819
01:25:53,755 --> 01:25:56,456
(chuckles)
Well, check out my boys.

1820
01:25:56,591 --> 01:25:58,760
The Three Kings.
Get them lanes.

1821
01:25:58,993 --> 01:26:01,796
♪ ("The Glass Prison"
by Dream Theater plays) ♪

1822
01:26:02,997 --> 01:26:05,533
(balls thudding)

1823
01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:06,701
Yes.

1824
01:26:06,834 --> 01:26:09,037
(bowling pins clattering)

1825
01:26:16,711 --> 01:26:19,514
We have already
qualified for the tour,

1826
01:26:20,148 --> 01:26:22,416
so if I was you, I'd stay here.

1827
01:26:22,550 --> 01:26:26,186
Unless you're gonna go up there
and get your feelings hurt.

1828
01:26:26,788 --> 01:26:27,822
Corny nigga.

1829
01:26:29,189 --> 01:26:31,025
Walt. Walter.

1830
01:26:31,224 --> 01:26:35,163
No, we gonna take care
of these niggas... easy.

1831
01:26:35,295 --> 01:26:37,999
(whistles)

1832
01:26:38,331 --> 01:26:39,701
What about us?

1833
01:26:39,834 --> 01:26:41,836
What you gonna do
about all of us, bro?

1834
01:26:42,202 --> 01:26:43,336
Um...

1835
01:26:52,547 --> 01:26:53,648
Who are you?

1836
01:26:53,781 --> 01:26:55,482
We're the non-binary bowlers.

1837
01:26:56,383 --> 01:26:57,752
We'll never figure them out.

1838
01:26:57,885 --> 01:27:00,220
They're so frickin' mysterious.

1839
01:27:00,454 --> 01:27:01,756
Yeah, we gonna have
to handle this.

1840
01:27:01,889 --> 01:27:03,323
Okay, yeah, I know.
I have two guns.

1841
01:27:03,457 --> 01:27:05,193
I'll put one in the top
of the toilet for you.

1842
01:27:07,061 --> 01:27:08,696
Handle this on tour.

1843
01:27:09,063 --> 01:27:10,565
Oh, yeah, okay.

1844
01:27:10,698 --> 01:27:12,900
Yeah, I'm with you.
(chuckles) Duh.

1845
01:27:15,970 --> 01:27:19,107
<i>♪ Run fast</i>
<i>From the wreckage of the past ♪</i>

1846
01:27:19,239 --> 01:27:23,077
<i>♪ A shattered glass</i>
<i>Prison wall behind me ♪</i>

1847
01:27:24,011 --> 01:27:25,378
(music stops)

1848
01:27:25,513 --> 01:27:27,749
I do not know
how to be tough like this.

1849
01:27:27,882 --> 01:27:31,753
(dynamic music playing)

1850
01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:16,664
(upbeat music playing)

1851
01:30:31,899 --> 01:30:35,937
(music continues)

1852
01:31:40,500 --> 01:31:46,507
(organ music playing)

1853
01:32:18,507 --> 01:32:21,175
(music concludes)

1853
01:32:22,305 --> 01:33:22,650
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