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Jesus, Dovi. I just killed a man.
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Yeah...
First kill is always a hard one.
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Why? How many people have you killed?
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None, actually.
I'm a crook, not a murderer.
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But I can imagine.
The first time must feel terrible.
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Fuck.
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Okay, let's get to work with this--
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Whoa, whoa, Dovi!
What the fuck are you doing?
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I'm cutting up the body, Justin.
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You can't just chop him up
right here in your office, Dovi.
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I put a drop sheet down.
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We gotta call the cops
to sort this out.
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You shot the guy in the face, boy.
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Okay, that's gonna be
a really tough one to explain.
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It'll be as easy as cutting up a chicken.
Eight pieces. No problem.
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My name's Justin Diamond.
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And you know what gets me up
first thing every morning?
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Besides for my amazing wife, Natz,
and our two gorgeous kids.
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Bye, love. Have a beautiful day.
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It's the Bloom Prime Program.
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It's a dynamic behaviour system that
rewards you for living a healthy life.
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It's simple, the healthier you are,
the more points you get.
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I know what you're thinking,
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"I'm a high-powered businessman.
How am I gonna find time to work out?"
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Let me tell you a little secret.
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All you need is 30,000 points a year
to reach Gold Status... That's all.
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And once you maintain that,
three years in a row,
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you reach Diamond Status.
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And I'm 44 years old. I'm in the best
goddamn shape of my life.
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- Oops... whoopsie.
Aww.
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Thank you. Thank you for that.
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Yep. Family's everything, guys.
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Everything.
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Where were we?
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First things first,
you get yourself a smartwatch.
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This is a Garmin fenix 7X. It's a beast.
But any old smartwatch will do.
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Don't ask me how much it is.
Just don't even ask me.
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It's twenty grand.
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And when your watch tells you to move,
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you move!
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You do a star jump,
then carry on with work.
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Now, you don't have to be
super active like me.
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Just get your heart rate up
in between meetings.
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- Use the stairs instead of the lift.
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Do whatever you can, whenever you can.
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I'm sure most of you don't know this,
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but I had quite a setback
earlier this year.
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Ow!
- Tore my meniscus.
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How much longer
until I can get out there, Marika?
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Losing points by the day.
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You'll put pressure on the knee
when I say you can. Okay?
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That is why I'm working
as hard as I can
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to reach Diamond Status,
ten years in a row.
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Less people have walked on the moon.
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{\an8}But it's not just about the points,
it's about changing your life.
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It's a badge of honour.
The blue tick on Instagram.
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That Bentley in the third garage.
It's that Gucci handbag.
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And it's in everybody's reach!
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- Signing up to the Prime Program?
- Yes, chef!
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You just have to grab it!
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So, who's ready to change their lives?
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Who's ready to join this family?
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Never stop bouncing me!
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No, no, no, believe me,
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it's my daughter's bat mitzvah,
I want you to over-cater.
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- Yep.
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My heart rate was up to 185.
- Wow!
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- That's a clean 300 points.
- That's so good.
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All right. Thanks, Merle.
Okay, bye now.
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- So, it sounds like a big party, hey?
- Oof, it is.
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I had to put down 200k deposit
for the catering alone.
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Well, maybe when it's all over
and you're a little bit less stressed,
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we can shoot to my parents' house
for the weekend, you know?
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Just chill a bit.
It's, like, just in Hermanus.
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And they're so excited to meet you.
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Marika...
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Are you talking to people about us?
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No?
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Oh, my God.
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No! No.
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Like, you know, just, um...
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like my parents, and, you know,
some close friends,
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and Kim, but I'm not
talking to her anymore--
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Are you fucking insane?
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Why?
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Okay...
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Okay, okay, okay...
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I think we need to end
whatever this is, right now.
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Okay? It was only supposed to be
a bit of fun. And it was fun.
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But--
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Fuck.
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But I thought we were, like, an item?
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I'm sorry...
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You okay? Okay.
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Okay... Bye, now.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
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This is so lame.
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We stand here and we greet the guests,
Rya. It's good manners.
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Ezra, off the iPad, please, boy.
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Ezzie, please,
Daddy said off the iPad, now.
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Oh, my God. I hope I look okay.
Is this outfit trying too hard?
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Oh, babes, come on.
You look like a million bucks.
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Nobody's gonna show up. They're all going
to Zara's bat mitzvah instead of mine.
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Zara's mother should know better
than to clash with Team Diamond.
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Oh, my God, Mom,
stop saying "Team Diamond".
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- It's so lame.
- I'm sure they'll come to both, sweetie.
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Mazel tov, guys.
Oh, you look so stunning.
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So do you.
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- Mazel tov.
- Thanks, Steve.
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Oh, my God. Did you hear what happened
to the Solomons last night?
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What happened?
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That Blue Beanie gang? The one that's
literally been terrorising Fresnaye...
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- cleaned them out.
- Oh, my God. Are they okay?
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They're in Plett, thank God.
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But, they took everything. Krugerrands,
jewellery, Shirley's designer handbags.
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That is so terrible.
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Thank God you're here.
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Rya, where are you going?
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Ezra? Oh, my God.
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Thanks for coming, guys.
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Grab Merle's devilled eggs
while you still can.
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There's my boy.
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Hi, Ma.
Hmm.
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Hi, Hazel. You look so stunning.
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Thanks, Natz. I got it at Martine's.
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Thought you'd message when you ready?
I didn't know you knew how to uber.
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Your brother picked me up.
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Ma, don't tell me you brought Dovi.
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Jus...
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Mazels, my boy. Hey?
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- Natz.
- Hi, Dovi.
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How are you?
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So, what, you just decided to show up?
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I told him to come. He's your brother.
And today is a special day.
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Yeah, my invite must have got lost
in the mail, hey?
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But there's no ways I would miss
this milestone. Never.
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- Natz, you look stunning.
- Thanks, Dovi.
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Did you hear about the Blue Beanie gang?
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Listen to your wife, boy.
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She hears about a crime,
she thinks I'm an expert.
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Listen, Natz, chas ve-chalila
they should come here,
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but they're small-time criminals.
Nothing to worry about.
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- Okay.
Where's the bat mitzvah girl?
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Ah!
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Oh, my God.
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Mom...
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What were you thinking
bringing Dovi here, Ma?
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He is your brother and it is disgusting
that you didn't invite him.
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Believe you me,
life is too short for faribels.
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I'm not faribeled.
He's a crook. I have a reputation.
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- A diamond necklace.
- Enjoy it, my girl.
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- Thank you, Uncle Dovi.
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Oh! Rabbi Horowitz.
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- Lovely to see you.
- Dovi, what a wonderful surprise.
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You know, I've been thinking about
signing up to shul.
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I haven't been a member
since my old man took us.
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Well, your father was an absolute mensch.
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A real pillar of the community.
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Unfortunately, there's
rather a long waiting list at the moment,
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you know, what with Rosh Hashanah
and everything coming up.
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- Is that right, hey?
- Everything all right here, Rabbi?
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Yes, Justin. I was just, uh,
getting set up for the ceremony.
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Great idea. Great, this way.
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Dovi, just don't talk to the rabbi.
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That gambling degenerate?
He knows I'm onto him.
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Gambling degenerate?
The head of the Sea Point community.
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Doesn't mean he's not at the bookies
once a week.
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I've seen him there, boet.
He wears a cap, what a doos.
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Recognise that scraggly beard
miles away.
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Okay, Dovi. Listen...
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I know we haven't seen each other
in a while, but I really would love it
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if you just kept a low profile today.
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What? Embarrassed by your big brother?
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I just really need things to go well.
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Okay. Nobody's causing a scene, boy.
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Noogie!
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Jeez, man. What the hell, dude?
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I was just having some fun, man.
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Justin...
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your mother is decimating
my buffet table.
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Justin! I didn't know that Dovi Diamond
was a relation?
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Oh, he's not.
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- Ma, Ma, Ma. What are you doing?
- Yes?
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You know how your father
loves his cheesecake.
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Okay, okay, Ma. Sorry.
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Dad's been dead...
twenty-five years. It's 2024.
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Yeah.
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Michelle!
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Please help my mom
to the kitchen. Thank you.
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- Come, Auntie Haze. Come on.
- Thank you. There you go.
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- Oh, and, uh... pills.
Okay.
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Come. Let's go inside, come on.
But I want another Tupperware.
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Mazels for Rya.
Everything looks stunning.
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Thanks.
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But I mean, have you...
have you had something done?
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Did you like-- Have you lost weight?
I mean, what is happening?
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I do have something new I'm doing,
but if you want to know more...
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let's meet for a coffee.
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Okay? Is it like...
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Come over.
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Hey!
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Rabbi Horowitz, family, friends.
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What a simcha!
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Hey? Am I right?
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I'd also like to give a warm welcome,
all the way from Durban,
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- the Singh family.
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Wonderful to have you!
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Nobody let them leave before I sign them
to the Prime Program, okay?
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I'd also like to thank
my beautiful wife, Natz.
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All the organising
and the attention to detail.
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It's absolutely stunning.
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You know, you're the backbone
of this family.
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Team Diamond would be lost without you.
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I'd be lost without you.
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Aww.
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- I love you.
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But, anyway, um,
what can I say about beautiful Rya?
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You know, I, uh...
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Um...
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Um...
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Uh...
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I... I would like to play
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um, a video presentation for everyone
that we've prepared for today.
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This is so embarrassing.
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- Why's he playing it now?
- I have absolutely no idea.
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Roll the--
Roll video, please, roll...
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Babe, what's happening?
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Oh, no. Quick bathroom break.
It'll warm up the crowd.
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Oh, okay.
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- Hey! Oh, my God. This is so nice. Ah!
Why you here?
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Aww...
Oh, sweet. Is that Rya?
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That's the hat I got in Italy.
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- It's beautiful. It's so lovely.
- I know. It's very special.
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Ow, ow, ow...
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Wow.
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Oh, I love your house.
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- Marika?
What?
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What the fuck are you doing here?
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Look, Justin, you can't just fuck me
and then throw me out like trash, okay?
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Like, my parents
were so excited to meet you.
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Marika, we were having an affair, okay?
244
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It's supposed to be kept a secret,
as in you don't tell anybody about it.
245
00:12:27,416 --> 00:12:28,916
You want me to keep it a secret?
246
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:29,833
Yes!
247
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,625
Well, I don't know, hey, Justin.
248
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,500
I'm like an open book.
249
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,625
- I wear my heart on my sleeves.
250
00:12:35,791 --> 00:12:37,708
Keeping a secret isn't that easy for me.
251
00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:39,791
Okay. Well, can you try?
252
00:12:40,708 --> 00:12:41,708
Yes.
253
00:12:42,541 --> 00:12:43,833
But it's gonna cost you.
254
00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:47,583
Okay, Marika, think very carefully
about what you're saying.
255
00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:50,416
I have thought carefully
about what I'm saying, Justin.
256
00:12:50,416 --> 00:12:53,333
And for me to keep quiet
it is going to cost you,
257
00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:55,125
a hundred million rand.
258
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,750
A million rand.
259
00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:02,541
Come on. I mean, that's...
that's ridiculous.
260
00:13:02,541 --> 00:13:04,416
Well, that's what I want, Justin.
261
00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:09,125
And if I can't have you,
then I want a million rand.
262
00:13:09,291 --> 00:13:11,583
The bat mitzvah's
cleaned me out of my cash flow.
263
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,666
I don't have that money
just lying around.
264
00:13:13,666 --> 00:13:15,833
I'm sure you'll make a plan. Okay?
265
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:28,291
Aww.
- Such a beautiful family.
266
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:30,291
What happened, babe?
267
00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:33,041
Oh, nothing. Just had to deal with
something that was--
268
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:35,791
- It's all good now.
- Okay.
269
00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:40,416
♪ My world's all diamonds ♪
♪ When I'm with you ♪
270
00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:22,958
I've been tagged in, like,
a million pictures.
271
00:14:22,958 --> 00:14:25,625
Oh, my God, my batti was so much fun.
272
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,166
Please, can we do it all again?
273
00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:29,166
Yeah, I wish, sweetie.
274
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:33,416
Rya, you can't wear
your diamond necklace to school.
275
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:35,500
But, Uncle Dovi gave it to me.
276
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,041
Well, Uncle Dovi doesn't set
a good example.
277
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,500
But he's so much fun.
He sends me the best memes.
278
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,500
Look.
279
00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:44,625
- Are you guys texting?
- My God, DM'ing.
280
00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:47,708
Rya, I don't want you
talking to Uncle Dovi. Okay?
281
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,291
He's a bad egg.
282
00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:51,333
You know he's a criminal?
He went to jail.
283
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,375
What did he go to jail for?
284
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:01,791
Doesn't matter.
285
00:15:01,791 --> 00:15:03,000
Badass.
286
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,791
It's not badass. It's just... bad.
287
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:12,458
You could've destroyed everything
by showing up yesterday.
288
00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:14,250
I want the money, Justin.
289
00:15:14,416 --> 00:15:16,750
Marika... Look, I know you're upset,
290
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:20,000
but if you think I'm gonna pay you
a million rand, you're insane.
291
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:23,750
Well, I am insane, Justin.
If you don't pay me by midday on Friday,
292
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,708
I'm gonna go over to your house
and tell Natalie everything.
293
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:31,250
- You don't mean that.
- Try me. Send me the POP once it's done.
294
00:15:31,416 --> 00:15:33,875
Dad, come on.
- Yep, yep.
295
00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:38,750
Seriously, Natz,
those flowers were something else.
296
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:42,541
Hey? Heike is incredible.
I mean, you must see her setup.
297
00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:44,958
She was literally there
from three in the morning.
298
00:15:44,958 --> 00:15:46,208
I wish I had a girl.
299
00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:49,000
I have to decorate Dylan's birthday
with superheroes.
300
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,333
- Yeah, it's the worst.
- Mm.
301
00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:55,083
But seriously, babe,
you are glowing like a lamp.
302
00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:57,958
What is happening? Are you doing, like...
303
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,791
- mushroom journeys?
304
00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:03,250
Oh, my God.
305
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:05,541
- Do not tell me you are pregnant.
- Oh, God. No.
306
00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:08,416
Going through that hell twice
was more than enough for me.
307
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:14,666
It's a bit of a difficult thing
to explain.
308
00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:19,500
Okay, no peeking.
It's almost ready.
309
00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:22,500
I literally cannot imagine
what you're about to show me.
310
00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:25,541
Okay... Open.
311
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:29,791
Natz, meet Mauro, my silicone boyfriend.
312
00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:32,250
Okay, what is happening right now?
313
00:16:32,416 --> 00:16:35,833
Okay, it's perfectly customisable
to your every need.
314
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:37,291
It is...
315
00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:39,458
your ultimate fantasy man.
316
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,500
Jesus, Amy! What the fuck?
317
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,291
Are you having sex with this thing?
318
00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:45,875
Yes!
319
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:48,208
- What about Jake?
- Well, what about Jake?
320
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,583
This isn't about Jake.
321
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:52,000
Okay, well-- Okay, maybe it is.
322
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,375
Because, you know, he travels
all the time.
323
00:16:54,541 --> 00:16:57,166
Oh, no. I'm sorry. But, um--
Okay. You know what?
324
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,500
I love you,
but this is just not my thing, okay?
325
00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:02,958
Don't be such a prude, Natz.
Don't you get it?
326
00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:05,958
This is about having your own personal,
guilt-free experience.
327
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,958
But it's like a weird, scary doll.
What the fuck?
328
00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:12,291
You saying you've never closed
your eyes and imagined someone else?
329
00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:15,458
- No! I have not.
- So, you don't have a fantasy crush?
330
00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:16,833
Someone you'd love to fuck?
331
00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:20,416
Okay. Firstly, Justin and I don't fuck...
332
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:21,958
We make love.
333
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,375
And he is my fantasy crush,
I'm very lucky.
334
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:27,708
And I can literally
initiate sex just by wearing a towel.
335
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:28,708
Sounds amazing.
336
00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:29,833
I mean...
337
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,708
is that supposed to be John Bon Jovi?
338
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:35,291
- Is that your celebrity crush?
Just check out the website.
339
00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:37,791
Perfectly normal. No shame.
340
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,041
You missed your deadline, Justin.
341
00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:17,458
Are you okay?
342
00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:19,750
Yeah.
343
00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:27,041
A million rand. Cash?
344
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:30,833
The seller said he'll only
accept a deposit in cash. So, um...
345
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,916
Justin, you're still in arrears
on your current property.
346
00:18:33,916 --> 00:18:37,000
I strongly advise against
purchasing another one at this time.
347
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:40,916
Yeah. And... and I get that.
It's just, you see, in my line of work,
348
00:18:40,916 --> 00:18:43,291
it's about presenting
a certain type of image.
349
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:46,291
Now, I told the client
I have a house in Plett,
350
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,625
it's only a matter of time
before he calls me on that. See?
351
00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:51,250
What does Natalie say about this?
352
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,291
Well, nothing.
She doesn't need to know.
353
00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:57,166
We'll be back in the green in no time.
Come on, Hylton.
354
00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:02,958
Can't you sell the Porsche?
355
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:08,000
Yeah, that's, um... that's a rental.
356
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:10,541
Forgot that we did that.
357
00:19:11,666 --> 00:19:12,833
Well...
358
00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:17,583
There's about 920k
in the kids' unit trust,
359
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:20,000
but I strongly advise against
touching that.
360
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:23,250
Yeah, I mean...
I wouldn't even consider that.
361
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:38,875
I want to make this
absolutely clear, okay?
362
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:41,833
Once I give you the money,
it's over between us.
363
00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:42,916
Mm.
- Okay?
364
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:46,458
I mean, you see me in the street,
you walk in another direction.
365
00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:49,416
Someone says my name,
I mean, you don't even know who I am.
366
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:51,208
Finally. I am starved.
367
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:54,791
Okay. Can I please have
the chicken burger.
368
00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:58,458
And then your sides, would you say
potato wedges or skinny fries?
369
00:19:58,625 --> 00:19:59,958
- Skinny fries.
- Are you sure?
370
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:03,583
Because I like them soft on the inside
and then crispy on the outside.
371
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:05,666
They're sensational.
- Okay. Yay.
372
00:20:05,666 --> 00:20:09,916
Okay, so then the skinny fries and then
can I also have a rock shandy, please.
373
00:20:09,916 --> 00:20:12,083
With ice. What are you gonna have, babe?
374
00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:14,500
Nothing.
375
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,125
Ugh, boring!
376
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:19,416
Okay, well,
that's all for now. Thank you.
377
00:20:20,416 --> 00:20:22,833
- Marika, did you hear what I was saying?
378
00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:26,875
No, sorry. But you know what,
you can say it again, I'm listening now.
379
00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:32,250
I want you to understand that we're never
gonna see each other again after this.
380
00:20:32,916 --> 00:20:34,000
Do you get it?
381
00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:37,541
Justin, I need to tell you something.
382
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,583
I'm pregnant.
383
00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:46,500
Kidding!
384
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:51,125
Ah, shame, you should see your face.
385
00:20:51,791 --> 00:20:55,583
Oh, no, I could never.
I mean, I could, you know, one day.
386
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:59,750
Actually, I'm very maternal. I could be a
great mother. I would be a great mother.
387
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:01,875
Like, I just have that instinct,
you know?
388
00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:03,791
I think I need to go to the bathroom.
389
00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:09,000
Fuck...
390
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,208
Maybe I should have ordered the wedges.
391
00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:29,875
They went away for the weekend,
Mm?
392
00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:33,791
and this Blue Beanie gang
cleared them out. Took everything!
393
00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:34,958
That's terrible, Ma.
394
00:21:34,958 --> 00:21:38,166
And Mark and Michelle
are leaving for Mauritius next week,
395
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,916
and they're terrified
to leave their house empty.
396
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:42,583
Yeah. Rightly so.
397
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:45,291
Where do they live again?
398
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:49,000
Avenue La Croix, right at the top,
in that horrible yellow house.
399
00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:52,041
Oh, yeah. A shame about the colour, hey?
400
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:53,541
Justin!
401
00:21:53,541 --> 00:21:55,500
I thought you'd forgotten where I live.
402
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:56,916
I visit you once a week, Ma.
403
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,166
Beautiful ceremony the other day, my boy.
404
00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:01,458
Glad I could be there.
405
00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:02,666
What ceremony?
406
00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:06,041
Rya's bat mitzvah, Ma.
407
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,833
Oh, yes.
408
00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:11,125
It was-- It was really lovely.
409
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:14,375
I actually just wanted to chat to Dovi.
410
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,125
Huh? What did I do now?
411
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:18,458
It's business.
Won't take a couple of minutes.
412
00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:21,708
Yoh... Got yourself in a bit of a pickle
there, boy.
413
00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:24,500
I'm not here for your judgment, Dovi.
414
00:22:25,416 --> 00:22:28,125
- I'm here for your help.
- Just give the chick the one bar?
415
00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:29,750
I offered her the one bar.
416
00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:32,583
She ordered a chicken burger
and pretended we're on a date.
417
00:22:32,583 --> 00:22:34,208
She's batshit crazy, Dovi.
418
00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:37,500
It's gonna take more than money
to stop her.
419
00:22:38,541 --> 00:22:42,041
Justin, if you're asking me
what I think you're asking me...
420
00:22:42,541 --> 00:22:43,583
Don't ask me.
421
00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:46,750
Jesus, Dovi.
I'm not asking you to do that.
422
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:48,375
I just, you know, I--
423
00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:51,458
I want you to, like,
go over to her house,
424
00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:54,083
and, and... and like...
like, scare her.
425
00:22:54,083 --> 00:22:55,083
You know?
426
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:56,833
I don't know. Give her a fright.
427
00:22:57,416 --> 00:23:00,000
Let her know she better stay away
from me and my fam--
428
00:23:00,166 --> 00:23:01,458
Justin!
429
00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:03,208
Hi, Mrs Slezinger.
430
00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:06,625
You look just like your father.
431
00:23:06,625 --> 00:23:10,125
Oh, man!
He was such a man, hey?
432
00:23:10,125 --> 00:23:13,041
I promise you,
he shtupped me like Seabiscuit.
433
00:23:13,041 --> 00:23:14,000
Bam!
434
00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:21,333
That chick's off her rocker, boy.
435
00:23:23,791 --> 00:23:27,000
I don't hear from you for months.
You don't phone me on my birthday.
436
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,666
Fucking hell, you don't invite me
to Rya's bat mitzvah.
437
00:23:29,833 --> 00:23:32,833
- I didn't think you'd wanna come.
- I'm her uncle, for God sakes.
438
00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:35,458
Yeah.
439
00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:38,625
You know, Just, I get it.
Okay? The golden boy, the black sheep.
440
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,791
But at the end of the day
we're still family.
441
00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:42,208
And family...
442
00:23:42,208 --> 00:23:43,666
family is everything.
443
00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:44,916
Yeah.
444
00:23:46,416 --> 00:23:48,083
If I do this for you, Justin,
445
00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:50,083
this shakedown...
446
00:23:50,916 --> 00:23:54,041
I want you to make more time
for me in your life.
447
00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:56,291
I want you to invite me
to the kids' birthdays.
448
00:23:56,291 --> 00:23:59,458
- Have me over for Shabbat, for God sakes.
- Absolutely! Absolutely.
449
00:23:59,625 --> 00:24:04,541
Also, if I do this, you need to realise
that you're stepping into a world
450
00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:07,125
that's very different
from the one you know, my boy.
451
00:24:07,125 --> 00:24:11,708
Okay? My world, nobody gives a shit
about Diamond Points or Prime Status.
452
00:24:12,958 --> 00:24:14,416
Okay, but...
453
00:24:14,416 --> 00:24:16,375
I thought we were just gonna scare her?
454
00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:19,083
Are you sure you wanna do this?
455
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:24,750
This is her address.
456
00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:53,333
- What the fuck?
457
00:24:53,333 --> 00:24:54,625
Traveller's cheques?
458
00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:56,708
Who still uses
fucking traveller's cheques?
459
00:24:56,875 --> 00:25:00,041
Is this a 3310?
Do they even make these anymore?
460
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:02,750
I thought they
were supposed to be loaded?
461
00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:04,625
Aren't these people loaded?
462
00:25:12,166 --> 00:25:13,291
Howzit, boss?
463
00:25:13,291 --> 00:25:14,333
How's the job going?
464
00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:16,375
We just got into the safe,
it's not great.
465
00:25:16,541 --> 00:25:19,000
It's just full of '90s stuff,
it looks like a museum.
466
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,333
I thought there were
supposed to be Krugerrands.
467
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,833
The Lipmans are loaded.
You found the dummy safe.
468
00:25:24,041 --> 00:25:27,291
Fucking dummy safes.
- Yoh, blast from the past.
469
00:25:27,291 --> 00:25:29,291
My mom said they're away
all week.
470
00:25:29,291 --> 00:25:32,958
So if you need a little more time to find
the other safe, then fucking do it.
471
00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:35,583
Doesn't your mom have dementia?
Can we even trust her?
472
00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:39,541
Don't go there, Mikey. It's still early
stages but she's extremely fucking lucid.
473
00:25:41,625 --> 00:25:42,833
Hi...
474
00:25:45,916 --> 00:25:48,333
Listen, I've got another job
for you boys.
475
00:26:04,625 --> 00:26:08,125
Never stop bouncing me!
476
00:26:08,291 --> 00:26:09,416
What's that?
477
00:26:09,583 --> 00:26:10,666
What?
478
00:26:10,833 --> 00:26:11,666
Oh, it's--
479
00:26:11,666 --> 00:26:12,708
Stupid ad.
480
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:16,833
Babe...
481
00:26:17,583 --> 00:26:19,958
I just, um, I've got some work
I've gotta get done.
482
00:26:20,958 --> 00:26:22,166
Oh, yeah.
483
00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:23,208
Cool.
484
00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:25,583
I was just, um...
485
00:26:26,166 --> 00:26:27,333
Going to bed.
486
00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:29,708
Night.
487
00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:43,291
Never stop bouncing me!
488
00:26:54,208 --> 00:26:56,666
Have you ever killed
a chick before?
489
00:26:56,833 --> 00:26:58,083
Sorry? What?
490
00:26:58,083 --> 00:26:59,958
Have you ever killed a chick before?
491
00:26:59,958 --> 00:27:01,958
Nobody's getting killed, Mikey.
492
00:27:01,958 --> 00:27:05,875
Didn't you hear what the boss said?
We are intimidating her.
493
00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:08,333
Women don't really
find me intimidating.
494
00:27:08,791 --> 00:27:10,750
That's why I got this bad boy.
495
00:27:12,166 --> 00:27:14,083
Yeah, uh... that'll do it.
496
00:27:15,083 --> 00:27:18,416
Why would you bring your gun
if we're just gonna talk?
497
00:27:18,416 --> 00:27:20,500
I like to be prepared for any situation.
498
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:22,500
Why do you think I only wear PUMA’s?
499
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:24,291
You never know when you've gotta...
500
00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:26,000
run, you know?
501
00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:27,791
Mm-hm, PUMA's.
502
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:28,875
Babe!
503
00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:30,375
Where are you gonna run to?
504
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:33,916
- A down a dream.
A what?
505
00:27:34,125 --> 00:27:36,750
I'm gonna run down a...
I'm running down a dream.
506
00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:38,416
With those shoes, yeah.
507
00:27:38,416 --> 00:27:41,875
That's why they look--
- Those colours, looks like you're in a--
508
00:27:41,875 --> 00:27:45,041
A dream world. Look, see?
- Yeah, dream world of running.
509
00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:46,666
Blue for the day sky...
510
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,541
Let's go. Woo-hoo!
511
00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:52,041
...night sky, and the mountains.
512
00:27:52,208 --> 00:27:54,500
I get it. That is...
That is kind of nice.
513
00:28:12,416 --> 00:28:15,833
You've gotta stop calling me
like this. You're driving me meshuga.
514
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,083
I'll let you know
once they've spoken to her.
515
00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:20,750
Okay, yeah.
It's getting pretty urgent, Dovi.
516
00:28:21,625 --> 00:28:22,833
What's that sound?
517
00:28:23,375 --> 00:28:24,416
Oh, it's ice.
518
00:28:24,875 --> 00:28:26,125
You drinking, boy?
519
00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:28,791
No, man, it's an ice bath.
It increases your lifespan.
520
00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:32,541
Plus, I need 500 points a day to reach
Diamond Status by the end of the year.
521
00:28:32,541 --> 00:28:35,250
I have no idea
what the fuck you just said.
522
00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:37,875
Enjoy your whiskey,
I'll call you after the shakedown.
523
00:28:37,875 --> 00:28:40,166
- Yeah, but Dov--
524
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:54,125
Yoh, yoh, yoh! Check, check, check.
525
00:29:56,541 --> 00:30:00,416
That's her, right?
- Yeah, of course. Let's do this.
526
00:30:10,583 --> 00:30:13,291
Hey, lady. We have a message
for you from Mr D--
527
00:30:18,791 --> 00:30:22,000
Ow! Fok!
528
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:24,958
Jesus.
529
00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:27,125
Fokken bitch.
530
00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:35,208
Fok.
531
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,166
Mikey?
532
00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:56,625
Mikey!
533
00:31:01,958 --> 00:31:06,500
We just here to talk!
534
00:31:08,916 --> 00:31:09,916
Clinton?
535
00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:15,750
Clinton?
536
00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:28,125
Ow!
- Clinton?
537
00:31:28,875 --> 00:31:29,958
Oh, fok!
538
00:31:34,166 --> 00:31:35,708
Poes!
539
00:31:38,375 --> 00:31:39,708
Eina, fok!
540
00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:41,333
Mikey?
541
00:31:42,791 --> 00:31:44,625
Wait, lady! Wait. No! No.
542
00:31:44,791 --> 00:31:46,250
Wait, wait!
543
00:31:46,458 --> 00:31:47,833
I can't!
544
00:31:48,041 --> 00:31:50,458
Ow!
545
00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:54,000
No, no, no, no!
546
00:32:00,166 --> 00:32:01,750
Ah, fok.
547
00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:07,958
Now, I know what you're thinking, "I'm
not fit enough for the Prime Program."
548
00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:11,625
Hey? Am I right?
Let me tell you a little story.
549
00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:14,000
- One day, there was this--
550
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:16,791
Oops, gotta take this, sorry.
Client emergency.
551
00:32:17,708 --> 00:32:18,583
What's happening?
552
00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:21,916
You didn't say she's a MMA
fighter! She nearly killed my guys.
553
00:32:21,916 --> 00:32:24,041
Clinton's in hospital with a broken back.
554
00:32:24,041 --> 00:32:27,416
- I thought you were just gonna talk?
- She didn't want to talk, Justin.
555
00:32:27,416 --> 00:32:29,000
And guess what?
556
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,250
Now she's dead.
557
00:32:31,291 --> 00:32:33,875
- What?
She is dead.
558
00:32:34,875 --> 00:32:35,958
You're fucking with me.
559
00:32:36,125 --> 00:32:40,041
I made it very clear that this is
a dirty world. And guess what, my boy?
560
00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:42,333
Now you've got dirt on your hands.
561
00:32:55,291 --> 00:32:57,041
Yeah, come in, Henko.
562
00:32:58,666 --> 00:33:00,083
So, what you got?
563
00:33:01,166 --> 00:33:03,833
Well, we located the oke
that she kicked off the balcony.
564
00:33:03,833 --> 00:33:06,291
He's lying in Somerset Hospital
with a broken back.
565
00:33:07,541 --> 00:33:09,916
You know,
this wasn't just a robbery, Henko.
566
00:33:09,916 --> 00:33:13,291
This was an attack.
Someone is trying to send me a message.
567
00:33:13,875 --> 00:33:17,500
And just seeing her lying there with all
the pipes sticking out of her...
568
00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:19,291
is a father's worst nightmare.
569
00:33:19,291 --> 00:33:21,708
She's gonna be okay, sir.
She's a fighter.
570
00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:24,125
These medical bills,
they're cleaning me out, man.
571
00:33:24,125 --> 00:33:27,333
- Are you on medical aid, Henko?
- No, sir.
572
00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:30,416
You should think about it.
You're in a dangerous line of work.
573
00:33:31,375 --> 00:33:33,875
Go to the shed and load up
everything you can find.
574
00:33:33,875 --> 00:33:36,500
I want you to find out
who did this to Cindy.
575
00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:38,333
Copy.
576
00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:10,666
Guess what? Now she's dead.
577
00:34:10,833 --> 00:34:13,208
I thought you were
just gonna talk to her.
578
00:34:13,208 --> 00:34:14,291
She's dead...
579
00:34:14,291 --> 00:34:16,750
Justin.
She's dead...
580
00:34:16,916 --> 00:34:18,833
Now you've got dirt
on your hands.
581
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,625
- She's dead...
Justin.
582
00:34:20,791 --> 00:34:22,750
She is--
Justin!
583
00:34:23,625 --> 00:34:25,291
Hm? What?
584
00:34:26,208 --> 00:34:27,500
I'm in a towel here, babe.
585
00:34:29,291 --> 00:34:30,583
Oh. Yeah.
586
00:34:31,375 --> 00:34:33,625
Sorry, babe. I'm...
not in the mood tonight.
587
00:34:35,125 --> 00:34:36,333
Okay?
588
00:34:37,958 --> 00:34:38,916
Why not?
589
00:34:40,125 --> 00:34:43,458
I'm just stressed, you know?
Work stuff.
590
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,541
Okay...
591
00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:48,083
Because it's been a while, babe.
592
00:34:48,083 --> 00:34:49,166
Like...
593
00:34:49,166 --> 00:34:50,750
three months a while.
594
00:34:51,541 --> 00:34:54,333
- And you've been acting kind of weird.
- Yep.
595
00:34:55,125 --> 00:34:56,250
What?
596
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,125
Sorry. I just...
597
00:35:00,125 --> 00:35:02,666
Promise, babe,
we'll... we'll do it soon, okay?
598
00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:04,541
Cool. When?
599
00:35:05,041 --> 00:35:07,750
Or should I call Sam
and ask her to schedule it in for us?
600
00:35:07,916 --> 00:35:12,750
Natz, I'm saying my mind's just not
on this right now, okay?
601
00:35:12,916 --> 00:35:13,875
You know what?
602
00:35:13,875 --> 00:35:17,166
You mope around the house.
You're glued to your phone the whole day.
603
00:35:17,166 --> 00:35:20,208
If I didn't know any better,
I'd think you're having an affair.
604
00:35:22,583 --> 00:35:23,625
Oh, my God.
605
00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:26,791
You're having an affair, aren't you?
606
00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:29,000
Oh, Jesus. Is it Sam?
607
00:35:29,166 --> 00:35:33,083
Jesus, Natalie! Like I have time
in my day to have an affair.
608
00:35:33,833 --> 00:35:35,666
But why would you even think that?
609
00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:39,291
It's... It's work stuff.
It's just fucking work stuff.
610
00:35:39,291 --> 00:35:42,958
I'm sorry that I don't--
I don't wanna have sex all the time.
611
00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:45,958
- But I'm pretty stressed out right now!
- Okay!
612
00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:47,625
Okay.
613
00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:49,541
Okay.
614
00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:20,416
So, your life insurance is currently
sitting at this amount over here.
615
00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:23,083
And your wife is half of that.
616
00:36:24,083 --> 00:36:25,083
Why only half?
617
00:36:25,791 --> 00:36:29,500
Well, based on our data, we know
that men tend to die before their wives.
618
00:36:30,458 --> 00:36:31,583
Why?
619
00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:33,750
Because we want to.
620
00:36:44,291 --> 00:36:45,500
Are you all right, Justin?
621
00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:49,750
Rabbi...
622
00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:51,750
Can I confide in you?
623
00:36:52,333 --> 00:36:53,375
Of course.
624
00:36:54,166 --> 00:36:56,291
I've done a terrible thing.
625
00:36:57,916 --> 00:36:59,916
I was unfaithful to my wife.
626
00:37:00,583 --> 00:37:02,166
And, I've...
627
00:37:03,708 --> 00:37:06,041
I've got blood on my hands, Rabbi.
628
00:37:08,541 --> 00:37:13,583
It can feel like that
when we betray the ones that we love.
629
00:37:14,291 --> 00:37:15,166
But...
630
00:37:15,916 --> 00:37:18,500
We all make mistakes, Justin.
631
00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:24,041
We're only human, after all.
None of us are perfect beings.
632
00:37:24,916 --> 00:37:29,250
You know, in Jewish thought,
we talk about the yetzer hara,
633
00:37:29,250 --> 00:37:31,041
and the yetzer hatov...
634
00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:34,125
The good and bad inclinations.
635
00:37:34,125 --> 00:37:39,250
The good makes us feel empathy,
makes us reach out to our fellow man.
636
00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:41,250
The bad drives us.
637
00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:44,000
It makes us competitive,
keeps us moving forward.
638
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:48,041
Rather strive to be a whole man
than try to be a good man.
639
00:37:48,208 --> 00:37:50,416
But, Rabbi, what I did was a bad thing.
640
00:37:50,583 --> 00:37:52,541
So, you did a bad thing...
641
00:37:53,208 --> 00:37:55,625
Now you get a chance to set it right.
642
00:37:55,625 --> 00:37:57,333
That's what great men do, Justin.
643
00:37:57,500 --> 00:38:00,000
- I'm not a great man!
- Of course you are.
644
00:38:00,166 --> 00:38:01,625
No! Rabbi...
645
00:38:01,625 --> 00:38:04,041
My father...
My father was a great man.
646
00:38:04,041 --> 00:38:07,666
I mean, he was the real deal, you know?
He was like a giant.
647
00:38:09,041 --> 00:38:12,833
I remember as a kid,
at this shul, he'd walk in and...
648
00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:17,875
everybody would want to shake
his hand, and... just be around him.
649
00:38:19,750 --> 00:38:22,166
Man... his name was gold.
650
00:38:23,416 --> 00:38:25,000
It was Diamond.
651
00:38:26,375 --> 00:38:27,750
Same as yours.
652
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,458
I just feel I've got to do something,
you know?
653
00:38:36,458 --> 00:38:39,708
Just... to begin to make things right.
654
00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:42,375
I mean, I know I can't undo
what I've done...
655
00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:50,250
But, is there, like a...
a repentance thing us Jews can do?
656
00:38:50,250 --> 00:38:53,583
You know, like the... you know,
the three Hail Mary's or something?
657
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,666
I'm afraid it's not as easy as that.
658
00:38:58,958 --> 00:39:03,166
But... a small donation to the shul
659
00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:05,291
would go a long way, you know?
660
00:39:06,125 --> 00:39:09,375
Especially if it was
for our overdue renovations.
661
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,791
If anybody asks who it's from,
662
00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:20,500
you say, "Aubrey Diamond...
663
00:39:21,083 --> 00:39:22,166
from beyond the grave."
664
00:39:25,625 --> 00:39:27,333
He would be so proud.
665
00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:18,291
Hi. A delivery for Mrs Diamond
from synthetica s.a.?
666
00:40:19,666 --> 00:40:20,791
Oh, God...
667
00:40:22,166 --> 00:40:24,875
Uh... I wasn't expecting this
to arrive so soon.
668
00:40:25,041 --> 00:40:26,375
Um, please sign here, ma'am.
669
00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:30,250
Do you know what, on second thought,
can you just take it back?
670
00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:33,333
I've... I've changed my mind.
I no longer want this, um...
671
00:40:34,250 --> 00:40:36,583
- this purchase.
- Ma'am, I'm just a delivery guy.
672
00:40:36,583 --> 00:40:38,166
You take it up with the company.
673
00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:40,000
What's that, Mom?
674
00:40:40,666 --> 00:40:41,791
Nothing.
675
00:40:41,791 --> 00:40:44,666
It's just, uh...
a new lamp for the bedroom.
676
00:40:47,750 --> 00:40:49,916
Can you just bring it
inside, please?
677
00:40:55,458 --> 00:40:56,541
Okay.
678
00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:59,375
I think, um, if you could just
put it in the end room.
679
00:40:59,375 --> 00:41:00,916
- That'd be great. Thanks.
- Okay.
680
00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:02,958
- Cool, Mom. What's that?
- It's nothing!
681
00:41:02,958 --> 00:41:05,083
Ezzie, please go make yourself
a sandwich.
682
00:41:05,083 --> 00:41:07,000
- You must be starving.
- No, I'm not.
683
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,458
Just do it!
684
00:41:08,458 --> 00:41:10,333
- In here, please.
Okay.
685
00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:12,250
Jesus.
686
00:41:13,375 --> 00:41:15,375
Sorry! Sorry.
687
00:41:16,458 --> 00:41:17,791
I'm so sorry about that.
688
00:41:25,333 --> 00:41:26,583
Thank you.
689
00:41:27,666 --> 00:41:29,958
Enjoy it.
690
00:41:51,125 --> 00:41:52,583
Oh, my God.
691
00:42:08,916 --> 00:42:10,750
Natalie?
692
00:42:10,750 --> 00:42:13,333
Natz?
- Shit! Um.
693
00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:21,333
Natz?
694
00:42:22,083 --> 00:42:24,333
Oh, Natalie?
Shit.
695
00:42:26,083 --> 00:42:27,541
Natz?
God!
696
00:42:33,708 --> 00:42:35,166
Okay.
697
00:42:38,208 --> 00:42:39,333
Natalie?
698
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:40,958
Oh, my God!
699
00:42:40,958 --> 00:42:43,250
Shit! Oh, my God. Oh...
700
00:42:43,416 --> 00:42:45,208
Natz?
- Hey!
701
00:42:46,250 --> 00:42:48,208
- Natalie.
Hi!
702
00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:55,458
- Wow, you're so wet. Why?
- I swam in my clothes.
703
00:42:55,458 --> 00:42:56,791
It doesn't matter.
704
00:42:56,791 --> 00:42:58,166
Natalie...
705
00:42:58,166 --> 00:43:00,333
I'm sorry that I've been so distant.
706
00:43:00,333 --> 00:43:01,333
Okay?
707
00:43:02,416 --> 00:43:04,625
- But that's all over now.
- Okay.
708
00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:06,791
- I'm 100% here. Hundred and fif--
- Okay.
709
00:43:06,958 --> 00:43:09,916
- Dad's acting really weird.
- Oh, my God.
710
00:43:09,916 --> 00:43:13,166
When did my little girl grow up so fast?
711
00:43:13,166 --> 00:43:14,333
- Hey?
- Told you.
712
00:43:14,333 --> 00:43:16,958
And Ezra, you're such a beautiful boy,
you know that?
713
00:43:16,958 --> 00:43:19,458
You know what, guys.
Let's leave the spare room.
714
00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:21,916
Don't you think
time's just gone by so fast. Hey?
715
00:43:21,916 --> 00:43:25,458
I think we need to-- I don't know,
I feel like we gotta do stuff together.
716
00:43:25,458 --> 00:43:29,000
And from now on, no more distractions.
717
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:34,000
Yeah. We're going to look at each other
in the eyes when we have dinner. Okay?
718
00:43:35,375 --> 00:43:39,000
I'm amped, guys!
Team Diamond!
719
00:43:40,666 --> 00:43:43,416
Hey! What the fuck is this?
Rugby, or what?
720
00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:48,416
Come on! Kitshoff!
721
00:43:49,333 --> 00:43:53,250
Moer him! Take the--
Yeah, yeah! Pass the ball now!
722
00:43:53,416 --> 00:43:55,583
Mr Fredericks. How are we doing today?
723
00:43:55,750 --> 00:43:57,541
Pretty kak, doc.
724
00:43:58,333 --> 00:44:00,583
Springboks can't play rugby
for kak, man.
725
00:44:01,166 --> 00:44:03,458
Perhaps I can help you with that.
726
00:44:05,458 --> 00:44:08,083
What the fuck, doc?
I think you just broke my foot.
727
00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:11,333
Who sent you to kill
Worsie Ferreira's daughter?
728
00:44:11,333 --> 00:44:13,000
Worsie Ferreira?
729
00:44:13,666 --> 00:44:14,916
Oh, fuck.
730
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,166
Hey! Hey! No, man.
731
00:44:18,166 --> 00:44:20,500
You breaking... you breaking
all my bones, bru.
732
00:44:20,666 --> 00:44:22,208
Who sent you to kill Cindy?
733
00:44:22,375 --> 00:44:27,916
Cindy? No, no! We weren't meant
to kill her, just, um, intimidate her.
734
00:44:27,916 --> 00:44:32,208
But, hey, she fucked us up.
So... so my partner, he shot her.
735
00:44:32,208 --> 00:44:35,375
- Your partner? Who's your partner?
- Hm?
736
00:44:35,375 --> 00:44:37,291
- Who's your fucking partner?
- Um...
737
00:44:38,583 --> 00:44:41,416
Ah, no, man. No.
Now you're breaking my knees, bru.
738
00:44:42,041 --> 00:44:43,833
What the fuck is wrong with you?
739
00:44:43,833 --> 00:44:45,166
I'm paralysed.
740
00:44:45,166 --> 00:44:47,791
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- Who's your partner?
741
00:44:47,791 --> 00:44:51,416
He's this lightie
called Mikey.
742
00:44:51,416 --> 00:44:53,958
But he's an idiot! It wasn't his idea.
743
00:44:54,541 --> 00:44:55,958
Whose idea was it?
744
00:44:57,416 --> 00:45:01,125
Whose idea was it?
745
00:45:22,041 --> 00:45:23,958
- Ah, Jesus.
Jus, give me a call,
746
00:45:23,958 --> 00:45:25,125
we need to talk.
747
00:45:26,625 --> 00:45:29,583
I'm not sticking around.
I'm moving on, so...
748
00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:32,500
Tell me what you wanna tell me,
let's be done.
749
00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:33,583
Let's be done?
750
00:45:34,416 --> 00:45:37,500
My main oke, Clinton, is in hospital
paralysed from the neck down.
751
00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:38,708
He may never walk again.
752
00:45:38,875 --> 00:45:41,958
- Your boys killed someone in the process.
- They saved your ass.
753
00:45:41,958 --> 00:45:43,500
This chick was a fucking ninja.
754
00:45:44,083 --> 00:45:47,250
I mean, check Mikey. Look at him!
Check at him fucking limping.
755
00:45:48,083 --> 00:45:49,958
Howzit, boy?
756
00:45:50,916 --> 00:45:52,083
Yeah.
757
00:45:59,250 --> 00:46:02,791
I asked for her phone.
I didn't ask you to rob the chick, Mikey.
758
00:46:02,958 --> 00:46:04,958
Yeah, but after the Lipman job,
759
00:46:04,958 --> 00:46:06,833
I thought you'd appreciate the score.
760
00:46:07,833 --> 00:46:09,583
Oh, my God.
761
00:46:10,125 --> 00:46:11,916
You're the Blue Beanie gang.
762
00:46:13,291 --> 00:46:16,333
Hey... I may be robbing the community
behind their backs,
763
00:46:16,333 --> 00:46:19,333
- but you're robbing them to their faces.
764
00:46:19,333 --> 00:46:22,375
Oh, wow!
Wow, that's incredible.
765
00:46:22,375 --> 00:46:23,791
My own asshole brother.
766
00:46:23,791 --> 00:46:25,125
Does Mom know about this?
767
00:46:25,125 --> 00:46:26,083
Yeah, yeah...
768
00:46:26,083 --> 00:46:28,875
She knits the fucking beanies.
Of course she doesn't know!
769
00:46:28,875 --> 00:46:31,541
- And I'm warning you. Keep it that way.
770
00:46:36,916 --> 00:46:38,916
- What are you doing?
771
00:46:39,291 --> 00:46:41,333
- Nothing, man.
772
00:46:42,375 --> 00:46:44,083
Right, your chick's phone. Okay?
773
00:46:44,083 --> 00:46:47,500
There's probably some incriminating texts
on here, right? Huh? Huh?
774
00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:50,250
This is what I'm trying to do,
tie up some loose ends.
775
00:46:51,625 --> 00:46:53,875
- Thank you, would be nice.
- Thank you.
776
00:47:02,375 --> 00:47:03,750
- Oh, my fuck!
- What?
777
00:47:04,916 --> 00:47:07,333
- That's not her phone.
- Of course it's her phone.
778
00:47:07,333 --> 00:47:10,791
I got it out of her handbag after
she kicked the fokken shit out of me.
779
00:47:10,791 --> 00:47:14,333
She was coming at me with, like, a stick,
like a fokken ninja turtle.
780
00:47:14,333 --> 00:47:16,583
Like spinning, flipping things.
781
00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:18,916
It was, like, crazy.
Kicked me out the door.
782
00:47:18,916 --> 00:47:20,708
I landed, and then as I look up...
783
00:47:20,708 --> 00:47:22,750
- Oh, my God!
- ...she's coming right at me.
784
00:47:22,750 --> 00:47:25,000
- What the fuck's going on?
- It's not her phone.
785
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,125
You killed the wrong fucking woman!
786
00:47:27,125 --> 00:47:29,958
Holy shit.
Fuck this shit.
787
00:47:30,791 --> 00:47:31,916
Fuck it.
788
00:47:33,083 --> 00:47:34,500
Fuck, man!
789
00:47:38,541 --> 00:47:39,958
How could you get this wrong?
790
00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:42,916
I told you, 12 Ronald Crescent.
791
00:47:42,916 --> 00:47:44,000
Twelve?
792
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:46,708
We were at 21.
793
00:47:51,625 --> 00:47:53,583
What? You said 21.
794
00:47:53,750 --> 00:47:56,958
Oh, Dovi...
You mixed up the numbers, you mor--
795
00:47:57,583 --> 00:48:01,166
This means Marika's still alive! Fuck.
She's gonna post that video tomorrow.
796
00:48:01,750 --> 00:48:03,791
Who did I shoot then? Fok.
797
00:48:05,125 --> 00:48:06,041
Oh, fuck.
798
00:48:06,208 --> 00:48:08,916
Listen, boy, why don't you just
give her the bucks?
799
00:48:14,666 --> 00:48:16,250
You've got the money, right?
800
00:48:18,583 --> 00:48:19,750
I gave it to the rabbi.
801
00:48:20,875 --> 00:48:23,833
Why the fuck did you give it
to that gambling piece of shit?
802
00:48:23,833 --> 00:48:25,666
- Who's the fucking rabbi?
- Horowitz.
803
00:48:25,833 --> 00:48:27,666
He's not a gambler, Dovi.
804
00:48:27,666 --> 00:48:32,291
- He's a rabbi of the Sea Point community.
- I've seen him at the bookies, Justin.
805
00:48:32,458 --> 00:48:34,541
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
I'll just...
806
00:48:34,708 --> 00:48:37,041
I'll just go there, ask for it back.
807
00:48:37,208 --> 00:48:39,125
- I'm coming with you.
- Absolutely not.
808
00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:43,000
I'm coming. Okay! I got you into
this mess, I'm gonna get you out.
809
00:48:43,583 --> 00:48:44,958
Is that a bulletproof vest?
810
00:48:45,166 --> 00:48:47,791
Yeah, bru, you've gotta keep it
locked and loaded. Hm?
811
00:48:47,791 --> 00:48:49,291
Never leave home without it.
812
00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:54,791
That's it. Shot, bru.
Jesus, this thing stinks, boet.
813
00:48:54,791 --> 00:48:58,666
It's not that bad, man. When you
get back, I'll throw it in the wash.
814
00:48:59,416 --> 00:49:02,125
But I still don't understand
why you have to come with me?
815
00:49:02,125 --> 00:49:05,083
- That oke jooked you, I'm telling you.
- How did he jook me?
816
00:49:05,083 --> 00:49:07,833
- He's the pillar of the community.
- A pillar of bullshit.
817
00:49:07,833 --> 00:49:09,875
You've always had an issue
with this guy.
818
00:49:09,875 --> 00:49:12,458
I don't always have an issue,
I've seen him.
819
00:49:12,458 --> 00:49:13,916
The racecourse has the issue.
820
00:49:13,916 --> 00:49:17,125
Just because you saw some dude
with a beard doesn't mean it's him.
821
00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:18,916
It's him, bru. I'm telling you now.
822
00:49:31,625 --> 00:49:33,541
- Stay in the car.
No, I'm coming.
823
00:49:33,541 --> 00:49:34,916
Stay in the fucking car.
824
00:49:36,041 --> 00:49:37,000
All right...
825
00:50:00,791 --> 00:50:03,000
Hey, Rabbi, sorry to disturb.
826
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,041
Sorry. Um, I was just wondering
if I could have a quick word?
827
00:50:06,208 --> 00:50:08,791
Justin, it's so good to see you.
828
00:50:08,958 --> 00:50:12,958
Benjamin, this is Justin Diamond,
one of our big donors to the shul.
829
00:50:12,958 --> 00:50:14,375
Hello.
- Hey.
830
00:50:16,291 --> 00:50:19,333
Benjamin, keep going with that section,
I'll be back in a minute.
831
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:20,541
Oh, okay. Okay.
832
00:50:20,708 --> 00:50:22,541
How can I help you today, Justin?
833
00:50:24,583 --> 00:50:27,583
Actually, it's a--
It's a bit of an awkward one, Rabbi.
834
00:50:28,166 --> 00:50:29,708
I'm gonna need that money back.
835
00:50:30,291 --> 00:50:35,500
Well, thank you once again, Justin,
for that extremely generous donation,
836
00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:39,583
but I'm afraid I've already
given the money to the contractor.
837
00:50:40,333 --> 00:50:41,583
Barry Munitz.
838
00:50:42,208 --> 00:50:44,041
Painting starts next week.
839
00:50:44,625 --> 00:50:48,250
Right. But, um...
You see, I made a huge mistake, Rabbi.
840
00:50:48,250 --> 00:50:50,458
Turns out the money's
not even mine to give.
841
00:50:50,458 --> 00:50:53,708
So, you know... I don't know.
Can you explain that to him?
842
00:50:53,875 --> 00:50:56,583
- You know?
Ooh, it's...
843
00:50:56,583 --> 00:50:59,708
It's gonna be difficult at this stage,
Justin, you know?
844
00:50:59,708 --> 00:51:01,916
I mean,
we've already signed the contract.
845
00:51:01,916 --> 00:51:03,583
I don't mean to be pushy, Rabbi,
846
00:51:03,583 --> 00:51:06,166
but I really need that money
by tomorrow, midday.
847
00:51:07,625 --> 00:51:09,916
Justin, you know,
when you make a donation,
848
00:51:09,916 --> 00:51:13,208
you're not actually supposed to ask
for it back, you know?
849
00:51:13,833 --> 00:51:16,750
I mean, what would your father
say about this?
850
00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:20,416
I need the money, Rabbi.
851
00:51:21,875 --> 00:51:25,041
Let me give Roger a call.
We'll see what he has to say about that.
852
00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:27,666
Wasn't the guy's name Barry?
853
00:51:29,583 --> 00:51:31,125
Barry, yes.
854
00:51:34,458 --> 00:51:36,875
- I'll give him a call.
- Right.
855
00:51:38,916 --> 00:51:40,666
- Excuse me.
- Sure.
856
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,458
Justin Diamond. You're hilarious, boy.
857
00:51:49,458 --> 00:51:50,916
You're driving a rental.
858
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:53,375
No. It was a rental before I bought it.
859
00:51:53,375 --> 00:51:56,291
No, boy. This is a rental.
You can smell it.
860
00:51:57,208 --> 00:51:58,166
This is too good!
861
00:51:58,166 --> 00:51:59,541
Fuck.
862
00:52:00,375 --> 00:52:01,666
I don't see a bag of money?
863
00:52:02,250 --> 00:52:05,916
He said he gave it to the contractor,
but... I don't know.
864
00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:09,541
I think the rabbi just lied to me.
865
00:52:10,125 --> 00:52:12,208
Hey? No, hey...
What are you-- Dovi!
866
00:52:12,791 --> 00:52:15,958
No, no, Dovi! Come on. Dovi!
Just think about what you're doing.
867
00:52:15,958 --> 00:52:19,916
- Listen, he's a rabbi of the community!
- He's a degenerate, that's what he is.
868
00:52:31,666 --> 00:52:33,250
I'm telling you, I don't have it.
869
00:52:33,416 --> 00:52:36,041
Bullshit. I'm gonna need that money
back from you, Rabbi.
870
00:52:36,041 --> 00:52:39,125
I swear to you,
I have given it to the contractor.
871
00:52:39,125 --> 00:52:40,666
It sounds like bubameise to me.
872
00:52:40,833 --> 00:52:43,708
- Dovi, please, I have a weak heart.
- Come on, Rabbi.
873
00:52:43,875 --> 00:52:45,916
- Don't make me do this--
- Dovi! Dovi, Jesus.
874
00:52:47,291 --> 00:52:48,708
Oh... Okay.
875
00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:51,083
I placed it on a bet.
876
00:52:51,083 --> 00:52:53,833
- The truth will set you free.
- You placed it on a bet?
877
00:52:54,041 --> 00:52:55,541
- Uh...
- What did I tell you, boy?
878
00:52:55,708 --> 00:52:57,750
Rabbi, are you okay?
879
00:52:57,916 --> 00:52:59,541
Get outta here. Men are talking.
880
00:52:59,541 --> 00:53:00,625
I am a man!
881
00:53:00,625 --> 00:53:02,583
Get out!
882
00:53:03,458 --> 00:53:05,625
What about
all the yetzer hatov and hara stuff?
883
00:53:06,291 --> 00:53:10,416
I've learnt to accept that horse racing
is a disease of the blood, Justin.
884
00:53:10,833 --> 00:53:12,833
- I'm not proud of it.
Rabbi...
885
00:53:12,833 --> 00:53:14,708
You bet a million rand on the horses.
886
00:53:14,708 --> 00:53:18,458
Oh, no, no. Only half of that. The other
half really is with the contractors.
887
00:53:18,458 --> 00:53:20,041
Oh, only half of it, hey?
888
00:53:20,041 --> 00:53:21,166
And when's the race?
889
00:53:21,166 --> 00:53:22,416
Three o'clock.
890
00:53:23,125 --> 00:53:24,250
Today.
891
00:53:34,416 --> 00:53:37,000
Oh, yeah.
The masterful disguise, hey?
892
00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:44,666
Yeah, so the two okes have just come out
and now they've picked up a rabbi.
893
00:53:44,666 --> 00:53:46,083
A rabbi?
894
00:53:46,958 --> 00:53:49,666
This is deeper than we thought, Henko.
Don't lose them.
895
00:53:50,208 --> 00:53:51,250
Copy.
896
00:53:57,375 --> 00:53:59,291
Right, who did you bet on, Rabbi?
897
00:53:59,458 --> 00:54:02,750
I put 480 on Slew o’ Gold,
and 18k on the Kosher Kid.
898
00:54:03,416 --> 00:54:05,708
Kosher Kid?
Of course you did.
899
00:54:07,708 --> 00:54:11,208
- Rog! Howzit?
- Dovi D! What you betting today?
900
00:54:11,375 --> 00:54:12,791
No, we're here to stop a bet.
901
00:54:12,791 --> 00:54:15,625
You've been given stolen money
and you know that's illegal.
902
00:54:15,833 --> 00:54:17,083
Is that right?
903
00:54:17,250 --> 00:54:19,791
- Tell him, Rabbi.
- Rabbi Horowitz. Shalom.
904
00:54:20,250 --> 00:54:21,916
We need to retract the bet, please.
905
00:54:22,125 --> 00:54:25,125
You know how this works,
I can't cancel an hour before the race.
906
00:54:25,125 --> 00:54:26,333
It's in the system.
907
00:54:26,791 --> 00:54:29,291
Okay, okay.
What are the odds on Slew o’ Gold?
908
00:54:29,875 --> 00:54:32,291
- Three to one.
And the Kosher Kid?
909
00:54:32,291 --> 00:54:33,625
The Kosher Kid...
910
00:54:33,625 --> 00:54:35,750
That's 55 to one, boy.
911
00:54:35,916 --> 00:54:38,250
What? Why'd you bet so much
on a losing horse?
912
00:54:38,416 --> 00:54:41,125
He's a member of the community.
I always put 18k on him.
913
00:54:41,291 --> 00:54:44,250
Putting money on a donkey
isn't a mitzvah, Rabbi.
914
00:54:45,541 --> 00:54:50,541
- Okay, who are the top contenders?
- Dragonfly and Sparkling Water.
915
00:54:51,208 --> 00:54:54,833
- Great jockey on Dragonfly. Johan Fourie.
- Johan Fourie?
916
00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:57,250
Ah, he's one of my clients.
He just had a baby.
917
00:54:57,416 --> 00:54:58,625
Oy! Mazel tov.
918
00:55:01,166 --> 00:55:02,333
I've got an idea.
919
00:55:04,041 --> 00:55:05,500
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Rabbi.
920
00:55:06,583 --> 00:55:09,083
Go talk to Fourie, tell him not to race.
921
00:55:10,583 --> 00:55:11,750
That's your idea?
922
00:55:12,333 --> 00:55:14,208
Convince him. It'll increase our odds.
923
00:55:14,375 --> 00:55:18,166
Oh, yeah. Sure, sure. Buy him a fucking
cake. How am I supposed to do that? Dovi?
924
00:55:18,333 --> 00:55:21,333
Bru, if you can convince people
to buy your bullshit policies,
925
00:55:21,333 --> 00:55:23,041
you can convince him not to race.
926
00:55:23,208 --> 00:55:25,666
You are an excellent salesman, Justin.
927
00:55:26,416 --> 00:55:29,875
I'll go talk to the jockey
of Sparkling Water. Twist his arm.
928
00:55:30,375 --> 00:55:31,708
So to speak.
929
00:55:33,708 --> 00:55:35,833
What should I do?
Hang tight!
930
00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:39,458
And no more fucking bets!
Pardon the cursing.
931
00:55:54,625 --> 00:55:58,458
Anyone know where Vincent Kumar is?
The jockey of Sparkling Water?
932
00:56:01,416 --> 00:56:02,291
Johan?
933
00:56:03,125 --> 00:56:04,500
Ah.
934
00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:05,791
Thank God I caught you.
935
00:56:05,958 --> 00:56:09,541
- Justin, what are you doing here?
- I came as soon as I saw you're racing.
936
00:56:09,541 --> 00:56:12,416
Johan, I cannot let you
go out there today. Sorry.
937
00:56:13,833 --> 00:56:16,125
- Excuse me?
- When I saw your name on the listing,
938
00:56:16,125 --> 00:56:19,500
I realised we never increased
your life policy when the baby was born.
939
00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:22,625
- Is that something we should've done?
- Is that something we--
940
00:56:22,625 --> 00:56:24,750
You have three beautiful children
941
00:56:24,750 --> 00:56:26,833
- and a lovely wife, Danika.
- Thanks.
942
00:56:26,833 --> 00:56:31,416
Let's say you get hit by a bus
or even worse, fall off your horse.
943
00:56:31,416 --> 00:56:35,583
Now your current life cover wouldn't
meet your monthly bond payments.
944
00:56:35,750 --> 00:56:38,583
Your family would be forced
out of their home.
945
00:56:38,583 --> 00:56:40,583
Yeah, I mean, you wouldn't want that?
946
00:56:40,750 --> 00:56:43,166
Isn't that what my dread and disease
cover is for?
947
00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:45,250
Yeah, no, absolutely. Exactly.
948
00:56:45,250 --> 00:56:47,458
Which we haven't increased either.
949
00:56:47,458 --> 00:56:51,500
Look, I appreciate the concern but can we
set up a time next week, chat through it?
950
00:56:51,666 --> 00:56:53,083
No, let's have it now.
951
00:56:53,083 --> 00:56:54,166
Johan!
952
00:57:06,958 --> 00:57:08,083
Vincent?
953
00:57:09,083 --> 00:57:11,833
- Who wants to know?
- Oh, just a massive fan.
954
00:57:12,375 --> 00:57:15,208
Dovi Diamond. I'm a businessman
with a passion for the sport.
955
00:57:15,208 --> 00:57:16,541
What you offering, Dovi?
956
00:57:16,541 --> 00:57:19,541
I got sponsors queuing out
the door to get their labels on me.
957
00:57:19,541 --> 00:57:21,708
That's shweet, my bru. Hey?
958
00:57:24,458 --> 00:57:25,416
Listen...
959
00:57:25,416 --> 00:57:27,291
I can't let you go out there today.
960
00:57:30,166 --> 00:57:32,625
My boetie, he's put a lot of money
on Slew o’ Gold...
961
00:57:33,250 --> 00:57:35,500
and I need to make sure
that horse wins. Okay?
962
00:57:37,291 --> 00:57:40,375
Well, there's a lot of money
riding on me and Sparkling Water,
963
00:57:40,375 --> 00:57:42,416
so I guess it all comes down to the race.
964
00:57:42,583 --> 00:57:43,541
Is that so, hey?
965
00:57:47,125 --> 00:57:48,541
Fuck!
966
00:57:50,666 --> 00:57:52,791
- Are you gonna ride? Are you?!
- What the fuck!
967
00:57:52,791 --> 00:57:54,375
- Are you gonna ride?
- Get off me!
968
00:57:54,375 --> 00:57:57,041
- Answer me, Vincent!
- Okay! I won't race!
969
00:57:57,708 --> 00:57:59,500
- Right!
970
00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:01,916
Okay, thank you.
971
00:58:01,916 --> 00:58:04,208
- But I'm afraid, boy...
Huh?
972
00:58:04,375 --> 00:58:05,666
I don't believe you.
973
00:58:08,916 --> 00:58:12,041
Johan, as your broker,
I can't let you go out there.
974
00:58:12,208 --> 00:58:14,958
- You made your point, but I've gotta go.
- What? Hey--
975
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,125
Hm.
976
00:58:24,125 --> 00:58:28,000
Um... Somebody help.
Jockey down. Jockey down!
977
00:58:42,583 --> 00:58:44,166
Afternoon, Rabbi.
978
00:58:45,583 --> 00:58:47,166
Afternoon.
979
00:58:53,541 --> 00:58:55,208
Who has beef with Worsie Ferreira?
980
00:58:55,875 --> 00:58:58,458
- Who? Rabbi?
981
00:59:00,083 --> 00:59:01,333
Rabbi?
982
00:59:02,250 --> 00:59:03,291
Rabbi?
983
00:59:03,458 --> 00:59:05,250
My heart.
984
00:59:11,791 --> 00:59:14,458
How did it go?
- Yeah. I got into his head.
985
00:59:14,458 --> 00:59:16,083
- You?
- I broke his hands.
986
00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:18,541
Shock news from the paddock, folks.
987
00:59:18,541 --> 00:59:21,583
Last-minute replacement
jockeys on Dragonfly and Slew o’ Gold,
988
00:59:21,583 --> 00:59:24,250
opening this race up
for all kinds of possibilities.
989
00:59:24,416 --> 00:59:26,458
- Shame. Wonder what happened?
- Good to hear.
990
00:59:26,625 --> 00:59:29,791
The contenders
are lined up at the starting gate...
991
00:59:29,791 --> 00:59:32,791
And away they go
and racing from the 1400-metre mark.
992
00:59:32,958 --> 00:59:34,041
Come on, Slew o’ Gold.
993
00:59:34,208 --> 00:59:37,083
...but it's Slew o’ Gold
breaking away...
994
00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:39,375
- Come, on. Run, man!
- Run, you fuck!
995
00:59:41,583 --> 00:59:43,500
- Why'd you pull it back?
996
00:59:44,083 --> 00:59:46,458
- Come on! Swing out!
- Come on, man! Come, on!
997
00:59:46,625 --> 00:59:50,500
...the 200-metre mark, this
is gonna be a huge upset for the punters!
998
00:59:50,666 --> 00:59:51,875
- Oh, come on!
- No, no, no!
999
00:59:51,875 --> 00:59:54,291
It's the Kosher Kid.
What?
1000
00:59:54,458 --> 00:59:57,375
Only 100 metres to go...
Kosher Kid! The winner!
1001
00:59:57,541 --> 00:59:58,750
But that's impossible!
1002
00:59:59,666 --> 01:00:02,166
- What are the odds on Kosher Kid?
- Fifty-five to one.
1003
01:00:03,375 --> 01:00:06,000
- What's 18k times 55?
- Oh, my God.
1004
01:00:06,458 --> 01:00:09,333
- One million rand.
Thank you, God.
1005
01:00:09,333 --> 01:00:11,000
Thanks for your business, Rog.
1006
01:00:12,166 --> 01:00:14,666
- What happened to Rabbi Horowitz?
- I don't know.
1007
01:00:15,291 --> 01:00:17,333
Oof!
1008
01:00:21,958 --> 01:00:23,750
Adios, Banderas.
1009
01:00:36,291 --> 01:00:37,666
Okay.
1010
01:01:28,458 --> 01:01:29,875
A million bucks, boy.
1011
01:01:35,083 --> 01:01:37,000
Hey, you got all these here?
1012
01:01:42,250 --> 01:01:44,541
He was younger than I am now
when he died.
1013
01:01:44,541 --> 01:01:46,416
A heart attack at 45.
1014
01:01:46,416 --> 01:01:47,500
That's just bad luck.
1015
01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:51,041
That's because they weren't checking
cholesterol twice a year back then.
1016
01:01:51,583 --> 01:01:54,166
Today he would have been on statins.
Lived a long life.
1017
01:01:54,166 --> 01:01:55,250
Mm.
1018
01:01:55,416 --> 01:01:56,916
When last did you check yours?
1019
01:01:58,375 --> 01:02:00,250
- I don't know.
- Jesus, Dovi.
1020
01:02:00,250 --> 01:02:02,541
You could be a walking heart attack
right now.
1021
01:02:02,541 --> 01:02:04,541
You gotta check it at least once a year.
1022
01:02:08,916 --> 01:02:10,208
He loved you.
1023
01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:13,375
And you.
1024
01:02:13,375 --> 01:02:16,125
I wasn't cut from the same cloth
as the old geezer.
1025
01:02:17,208 --> 01:02:19,000
You, on the other hand...
1026
01:02:19,583 --> 01:02:21,000
He would be proud of you.
1027
01:02:23,166 --> 01:02:24,416
We all are.
1028
01:02:32,750 --> 01:02:34,500
Those aren't supposed to be in there.
1029
01:02:36,708 --> 01:02:40,375
You know, they should never have arrested
you when you crashed that car, Dov.
1030
01:02:40,375 --> 01:02:41,541
You were just a kid.
1031
01:02:41,708 --> 01:02:44,500
Yeah, that was an expensive
sports car, boy.
1032
01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:47,708
I would've pressed charges too
if some little shit had crashed it.
1033
01:02:47,708 --> 01:02:49,750
- Jesus, that was a party.
1034
01:02:49,750 --> 01:02:52,833
- Fucking hell, we were wasted.
You were the most wasted.
1035
01:02:53,416 --> 01:02:55,708
Dad had just died,
you were really going for it.
1036
01:02:55,875 --> 01:02:58,333
I think I drank a whole bottle
of tequila that night.
1037
01:03:00,333 --> 01:03:03,916
I remember running outside
and you were in the driver's seat.
1038
01:03:04,958 --> 01:03:06,750
Jeez, and that car was totalled, hey?
1039
01:03:10,666 --> 01:03:12,041
Who the fuck is this?
1040
01:03:26,541 --> 01:03:28,583
Howzit, sir.
What you want?
1041
01:03:28,583 --> 01:03:32,291
Home Security from behind here.
An oke escaped and climbed in through
1042
01:03:32,291 --> 01:03:34,750
your warehouse. I can see--
What?
1043
01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:37,708
What the fuck?
- [Henko] Shut up, okay?
1044
01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:55,375
Now, which one of you boys
is Dovi Diamond?
1045
01:03:55,375 --> 01:03:57,083
What? You don't recognise me?
1046
01:03:57,666 --> 01:03:59,166
Whoa!
Fuck!
1047
01:03:59,333 --> 01:04:02,291
Howzit? I'm Justin Diamond,
wellness and medical aid broker--
1048
01:04:02,458 --> 01:04:05,416
Shut up... I didn't ask
for your fucking life story. Okay?
1049
01:04:06,333 --> 01:04:09,708
Now, one of you
better explain to me, politely,
1050
01:04:09,708 --> 01:04:11,875
why you're after
Worsie Ferreira's daughter.
1051
01:04:11,875 --> 01:04:13,041
Worsie Ferreira?
1052
01:04:13,458 --> 01:04:15,875
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Who's Worsie Ferreira?
1053
01:04:16,083 --> 01:04:18,833
This oke's boere mafia.
He's fucking deeper than Stellies.
1054
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,916
Whoa! Jesus.
- Fuck, man! Will you stop doing that?!
1055
01:04:21,916 --> 01:04:24,916
- Why did you attack Cindy?
- It was a misunderstanding, okay?
1056
01:04:24,916 --> 01:04:27,541
We tried to intimidate
my boet's girlfriend.
1057
01:04:27,541 --> 01:04:30,500
- No, well, not my girlfriend.
- My guys got the address wrong.
1058
01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:34,291
- Tell Worsie, we're sorry.
- Yeah, I mean we didn't mean to kill her.
1059
01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:36,875
- Ow, fuck!
- Will you stop doing that, please.
1060
01:04:37,041 --> 01:04:39,875
You fucking fucks fucked
with a powerful man's daughter.
1061
01:04:39,875 --> 01:04:42,916
Obviously that means you trying to
send him a message, right?
1062
01:04:42,916 --> 01:04:44,583
Why don't you give me that message,
1063
01:04:44,583 --> 01:04:46,541
before I really start
fucking hurting you?
1064
01:04:46,541 --> 01:04:49,833
Okay. Okay...
We've got a message for Worsie, yeah.
1065
01:04:50,666 --> 01:04:51,708
What... We do?
1066
01:04:51,708 --> 01:04:54,958
Yeah. It's in the top drawer there
in a... in an envelope.
1067
01:04:56,208 --> 01:04:59,083
- You've got an actual message for him?
- Yeah.
1068
01:04:59,083 --> 01:05:01,583
- What, like on a paper?
Yeah, from my boss.
1069
01:05:01,583 --> 01:05:04,333
Just in case, you know,
Worsie's people arrived.
1070
01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:06,416
What, like, handwriting or typed?
1071
01:05:06,416 --> 01:05:08,708
Why don't we just let them
talk on the phone?
1072
01:05:08,708 --> 01:05:12,791
Our boss likes to transact in writing,
Justin. You know this.
1073
01:05:12,958 --> 01:05:14,250
No, no, no...
1074
01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:17,125
Okay, show me.
1075
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:21,083
- Okay.
Yeah. Okay.
1076
01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:22,208
Over here.
1077
01:05:24,125 --> 01:05:25,083
Hey!
1078
01:05:27,375 --> 01:05:28,500
Up!
1079
01:05:29,208 --> 01:05:30,291
Up hands.
1080
01:05:32,416 --> 01:05:33,500
Yeah.
1081
01:05:36,416 --> 01:05:37,375
Where's it?
1082
01:05:38,041 --> 01:05:40,625
- The top drawer, in the back.
- Here?
1083
01:05:40,625 --> 01:05:41,916
The brown envelope.
1084
01:05:52,166 --> 01:05:53,833
In here?
1085
01:05:56,333 --> 01:05:58,208
Yeah, yeah... at the back.
1086
01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:03,500
This?
1087
01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:04,958
Yeah, yeah.
1088
01:06:04,958 --> 01:06:06,333
Is there anthrax in here?
1089
01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:08,833
Just open the envelope,
there's a message.
1090
01:06:08,833 --> 01:06:12,333
I'm gonna put my mouth on here.
If I taste anything, you're fucking gone.
1091
01:06:15,041 --> 01:06:16,208
Go, boy!
1092
01:06:25,458 --> 01:06:27,333
Fuck you! Lying son of a bitch!
1093
01:06:27,333 --> 01:06:28,958
You're a son of a bitch!
1094
01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:35,833
Fuck!
1095
01:06:37,125 --> 01:06:38,916
What now, huh?
1096
01:06:39,083 --> 01:06:40,791
Freeze!
1097
01:06:46,625 --> 01:06:48,041
Put the gun down, sunshine.
1098
01:06:48,041 --> 01:06:50,291
Don't put the gun down, Justin.
1099
01:06:50,958 --> 01:06:53,583
Don't push me, man. I'm dangerous.
1100
01:06:53,583 --> 01:06:55,916
Do you even know
how that thing works? Huh?
1101
01:06:58,458 --> 01:07:01,458
- You don't have it in you.
- Oh, don't I? Don't I?
1102
01:07:01,625 --> 01:07:03,541
Well, how do you like it
when I do that--
1103
01:07:11,166 --> 01:07:12,708
Very classy, boy.
1104
01:07:21,958 --> 01:07:23,625
What the f--
1105
01:07:27,166 --> 01:07:29,458
This oke's a real joker.
1106
01:07:32,916 --> 01:07:34,625
Jesus, Dovi. I just killed a man.
1107
01:07:34,625 --> 01:07:36,125
Yeah...
1108
01:07:36,125 --> 01:07:38,666
The first kill is always a hard one.
1109
01:07:40,708 --> 01:07:42,416
Okay, let's get to work with this...
1110
01:07:42,583 --> 01:07:44,833
Whoa, whoa!
Dovi, what the fuck are you doing?
1111
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:46,625
I'm cutting up the body, Justin.
1112
01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:50,166
You can't just chop him up
right here in your office, Dovi.
1113
01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:51,625
I put down a drop sheet.
1114
01:07:51,791 --> 01:07:53,750
We gotta call the cops
to sort this out.
1115
01:07:53,916 --> 01:07:55,625
You shot the guy in the face, boy.
1116
01:07:55,625 --> 01:07:57,875
Okay, that's gonna be
a tough one to explain.
1117
01:07:59,541 --> 01:08:02,166
It'll be as easy as cutting up a chicken.
Eight pieces.
1118
01:08:02,916 --> 01:08:05,000
No, no, fuck it, Dovi! Please, please.
1119
01:08:05,166 --> 01:08:07,166
- Fuck sakes.
- There's gotta be another way.
1120
01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:10,041
Something less...
fucking hectic than this!
1121
01:08:11,791 --> 01:08:13,208
We could bury him?
1122
01:08:13,750 --> 01:08:15,666
But digging a hole's a real schlep, boy.
1123
01:08:15,833 --> 01:08:19,166
It's fine, it's fine! Absolutely fine.
Fine. I'll do it, I'll dig.
1124
01:08:19,166 --> 01:08:21,208
Just... not like this, man.
1125
01:08:25,791 --> 01:08:26,791
Actually...
1126
01:08:27,375 --> 01:08:28,958
there is another way.
1127
01:08:30,875 --> 01:08:34,416
He's got no fucking brains,
but his head's so fucking heavy.
1128
01:08:34,583 --> 01:08:38,375
Bru, I need to take a break.
- No, no, keep it moving. Keep it moving.
1129
01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:43,333
Okay, okay. Here we go. Here we go.
1130
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,458
Since when do you own a boat?
1131
01:08:50,083 --> 01:08:52,958
Since I won it off Donkey Smit
with a royal flush.
1132
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,291
Does Mom know about this?
1133
01:08:55,458 --> 01:08:58,208
Yeah, of course. I've taken her out,
she loves the sea air.
1134
01:08:58,375 --> 01:09:00,750
No, I mean, does Mom know
you spelt her name wrong?
1135
01:09:03,125 --> 01:09:04,125
Did I?
1136
01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:24,833
Right. This should be far enough.
Harbour Master won't find us here.
1137
01:09:24,833 --> 01:09:26,916
Fucking oke busts my balls, hey.
1138
01:09:27,416 --> 01:09:31,833
Ah! That should do.
We must take that plastic off.
1139
01:09:31,833 --> 01:09:34,541
Don't want the bubbles
to bring him back to the surface.
1140
01:09:37,666 --> 01:09:38,833
Shit.
1141
01:09:39,875 --> 01:09:41,625
- What?
- I forgot the bricks.
1142
01:09:41,625 --> 01:09:43,958
I haven't done a body drop
for such a long time.
1143
01:09:43,958 --> 01:09:47,291
Put that around his ankles.
We'll just have to improvise.
1144
01:09:47,958 --> 01:09:51,041
Um... ah! There you go,
we'll tie him to the anchor.
1145
01:09:51,791 --> 01:09:53,208
Righto.
1146
01:09:53,208 --> 01:09:56,208
Make a solid knot there, hey.
Give me the other end, boy.
1147
01:09:56,208 --> 01:09:58,500
Right over left and left over right.
Reef knot.
1148
01:09:58,500 --> 01:10:00,708
Okay. Let's get this fucker out of here.
1149
01:10:02,958 --> 01:10:05,625
Okay. One, two, three!
1150
01:10:06,208 --> 01:10:08,208
I think I'm gonna get a hernia.
1151
01:10:11,375 --> 01:10:14,875
Rest in peace, you scary ginger fuck.
1152
01:10:18,875 --> 01:10:19,875
Shit!
1153
01:10:24,375 --> 01:10:26,833
- Let him go, you fuck!
Fuck you!
1154
01:10:26,833 --> 01:10:28,541
Jus, let go of the fucking bag!
1155
01:10:30,375 --> 01:10:31,916
Let go of the bag, boet!
1156
01:10:31,916 --> 01:10:35,083
I can't.
Let go of the bag, man!
1157
01:10:43,250 --> 01:10:44,583
I've got you, boy.
1158
01:10:47,541 --> 01:10:48,958
Fuck this oke.
1159
01:10:52,708 --> 01:10:55,375
Holy shit, the oke
must've had a skull graze.
1160
01:10:56,250 --> 01:10:59,041
- Oh, my God, the money. I need the money.
- The money's gone.
1161
01:10:59,041 --> 01:11:02,208
- Justin! The money is gone.
- I've been doing ice baths for years.
1162
01:11:02,208 --> 01:11:05,583
My body can withstand these
temperatures. Don't worry, I can do this.
1163
01:11:05,750 --> 01:11:06,833
Okay.
1164
01:11:11,958 --> 01:11:15,583
Oh, my God, it's fucking freezing!
Jesus! Fuck! Get me outta here.
1165
01:11:21,500 --> 01:11:23,458
Sorry about the money, boy.
1166
01:11:24,625 --> 01:11:26,083
And your neck, too.
1167
01:11:26,916 --> 01:11:29,166
You should probably
see a doctor about that.
1168
01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:34,083
We'll make a plan, Just.
1169
01:11:34,750 --> 01:11:36,875
- We'll figure it out.
- Yeah.
1170
01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:42,666
Okay, boy.
1171
01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:18,041
Natz?
1172
01:12:18,250 --> 01:12:19,250
Hey.
1173
01:12:19,250 --> 01:12:21,208
- What are you doing in there?
- Nothing.
1174
01:12:22,625 --> 01:12:24,666
Jesus, what happened to you?
1175
01:12:25,208 --> 01:12:27,833
Came off my mountain bike.
That's it.
1176
01:12:29,708 --> 01:12:31,583
You look a little... flustered.
1177
01:12:31,583 --> 01:12:33,625
Were you doing yoga in there
or something?
1178
01:12:34,166 --> 01:12:35,375
Um...
1179
01:12:35,375 --> 01:12:37,083
Yes, I was.
1180
01:12:37,875 --> 01:12:39,791
- Oh.
- You didn't tell me you were riding.
1181
01:12:39,958 --> 01:12:42,791
It was a last-minute cycle thing
in Tokai.
1182
01:12:42,791 --> 01:12:44,125
Yeah, with, um...
1183
01:12:44,916 --> 01:12:46,416
with Gary. Gary was there.
1184
01:12:47,083 --> 01:12:48,083
Oh?
1185
01:12:49,583 --> 01:12:51,125
Okay. Well, I'm gonna go to bed.
1186
01:12:51,125 --> 01:12:53,708
- Did you get a haircut or something?
- No.
1187
01:12:57,791 --> 01:12:59,541
Facial?
1188
01:13:01,458 --> 01:13:02,958
No?
1189
01:13:03,125 --> 01:13:04,833
No... something's different.
1190
01:13:05,875 --> 01:13:08,333
I mean, you look, um...
1191
01:13:10,666 --> 01:13:12,416
You look great.
1192
01:13:14,041 --> 01:13:16,666
You look, uh... you look really great.
1193
01:13:23,291 --> 01:13:24,833
Not really in the mood.
1194
01:13:27,791 --> 01:13:29,041
Goodnight.
1195
01:13:40,375 --> 01:13:44,666
No, dude, let me tell you,
this chick was fucking smoking, man.
1196
01:13:44,666 --> 01:13:48,041
Did you bang her?
I mean, I tried.
1197
01:13:48,041 --> 01:13:52,000
Call and ask if she
has friends. Bring her to Jordan's party.
1198
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:56,125
He bought, like, 12 kegs of beer
and he's got a big jumping castle,
1199
01:13:56,291 --> 01:13:58,375
- and gummies...
- Hang on. I'll call you back.
1200
01:14:10,416 --> 01:14:12,583
Oh!
1201
01:14:14,666 --> 01:14:17,125
Oh, shit. Shit...
1202
01:14:18,625 --> 01:14:21,500
Four, five, six, seven, eight...
1203
01:14:50,458 --> 01:14:52,750
Ow, fuck!
1204
01:14:55,791 --> 01:14:57,458
Where'd you park the scooter?
1205
01:14:58,958 --> 01:15:00,625
Just tell me the colour, man.
1206
01:15:00,791 --> 01:15:02,083
Ow!
1207
01:15:02,250 --> 01:15:03,666
Oh, fuck you.
1208
01:15:10,083 --> 01:15:11,708
Fuck!
1209
01:15:21,416 --> 01:15:22,250
What?
1210
01:15:22,416 --> 01:15:24,875
Jus, I've been giving it
some thought, boy.
1211
01:15:24,875 --> 01:15:27,500
There's a way we can do this
which is totally legal.
1212
01:15:27,666 --> 01:15:31,708
No more dodgy shit. I'm sending you an
address. Meet me there in an hour, okay?
1213
01:15:32,625 --> 01:15:35,625
Or don't, and let that chick
post that video and ruin your life.
1214
01:15:36,916 --> 01:15:39,083
A tough situation you got yourself into.
1215
01:15:39,083 --> 01:15:41,333
- Have you tried killing her?
No, man.
1216
01:15:41,750 --> 01:15:46,000
- I thought we doing this the legal way.
- We are, we are! He's just joking, boy.
1217
01:15:46,166 --> 01:15:48,333
Roland Duiker.
The best lawyer in the country.
1218
01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:50,166
Listen...
1219
01:15:50,166 --> 01:15:53,500
Fact of the matter is this.
Extortion is an illegal act, all right?
1220
01:15:53,500 --> 01:15:57,750
Now, if we can prove that this is what
this chick is doing to you,
1221
01:15:57,750 --> 01:16:00,791
wham-bam boogie...
We file a restraining order against her.
1222
01:16:01,458 --> 01:16:03,458
Okay? Yeah, that sounds promising.
1223
01:16:03,625 --> 01:16:07,916
Tell me something, Justin. Have you got
any text messages, recorded conversations
1224
01:16:07,916 --> 01:16:10,416
that we can use to prove
that she's been doing this?
1225
01:16:11,791 --> 01:16:13,583
Well, there's a... there's a video.
1226
01:16:14,666 --> 01:16:15,875
What kind of video?
1227
01:16:17,166 --> 01:16:18,291
Mm...
1228
01:16:20,416 --> 01:16:22,708
I've never done it
on a Pilates ball before, boy.
1229
01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:24,750
Hey? Looks like it gives you some thrust?
1230
01:16:24,750 --> 01:16:25,708
Shut up, Dovi.
1231
01:16:25,708 --> 01:16:29,250
Hey, Justin. This is good. Very good.
This is exactly what we need.
1232
01:16:29,250 --> 01:16:33,041
Now, what we do is we take those text
messages that she's been sending you,
1233
01:16:33,041 --> 01:16:36,708
together with this,
we file a restraining order against her.
1234
01:16:36,708 --> 01:16:40,791
If she leaks anything, my friends,
she goes bouncing off to jail.
1235
01:16:40,791 --> 01:16:42,583
- It's simple as that.
- Really?
1236
01:16:44,583 --> 01:16:46,416
- Great.
1237
01:16:46,416 --> 01:16:48,166
This is very good...
1238
01:16:48,166 --> 01:16:49,791
Very good.
1239
01:16:49,791 --> 01:16:52,958
If you don't think I'll go through
with this, then you're wrong,
1240
01:16:52,958 --> 01:16:54,125
I've got what it takes.
1241
01:16:54,125 --> 01:16:56,416
That sex video that you made of us
1242
01:16:56,416 --> 01:16:58,583
is proof that you're trying to extort me,
1243
01:16:59,166 --> 01:17:00,416
which is illegal.
1244
01:17:00,416 --> 01:17:06,041
So, either you do exactly what I say
or you're going to prison, Marika.
1245
01:17:06,625 --> 01:17:07,791
Do you understand?
1246
01:17:18,375 --> 01:17:22,041
I don't want to
go to jail, Justin.
1247
01:17:22,041 --> 01:17:25,208
I'll die in jail. Do you want me to die?
1248
01:17:27,250 --> 01:17:31,208
I was just... I was just so cross,
you know, and I didn't want to lose you.
1249
01:17:31,375 --> 01:17:34,166
I need you to delete that video
off your phone, your laptop,
1250
01:17:34,166 --> 01:17:36,166
off all your tech. Right now.
1251
01:17:36,166 --> 01:17:40,958
I can't, Justin. It's in the Cloud.
You can't delete anything from the Cloud.
1252
01:17:40,958 --> 01:17:43,291
Yeah. No, you can. Pass me your phone.
1253
01:17:43,291 --> 01:17:46,208
My parents were so excited to meet you.
1254
01:17:46,791 --> 01:17:50,166
And I... And I just...
1255
01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:53,416
I told them...
I told them I was in love with you.
1256
01:17:55,041 --> 01:17:57,875
I'm fucking in love with you, Justin!
1257
01:18:01,458 --> 01:18:04,625
- No, come-- Okay, okay.
- Please.
1258
01:18:04,625 --> 01:18:07,125
It's okay. It's best for both of us.
1259
01:18:07,708 --> 01:18:09,750
Now, now. There, there.
1260
01:18:11,208 --> 01:18:14,583
Ooh, ooh. No, no, no...
Marika... Marika. No, no. Marika.
1261
01:18:14,583 --> 01:18:16,458
No, no... Enough!
1262
01:18:20,666 --> 01:18:22,625
I'm not fucking losing you.
1263
01:18:23,083 --> 01:18:25,541
I'm not fucking losing you!
1264
01:18:25,708 --> 01:18:27,958
What are you doing?
Marika, just get off, man.
1265
01:18:27,958 --> 01:18:30,125
Ow! Ow! No, no. Fuck, fuck! No--
1266
01:18:30,125 --> 01:18:32,458
You drawing blood, Marika.
You're drawing blood.
1267
01:18:32,666 --> 01:18:34,000
Marika? Uh...
1268
01:18:35,916 --> 01:18:39,041
I, um...
I didn't realise you had a client.
1269
01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:42,458
No, we just finished.
1270
01:18:42,625 --> 01:18:46,958
Yeah. Um...
Thank you, Marika, for that session.
1271
01:18:46,958 --> 01:18:49,833
Um, I've deleted my appointment
from your calendar.
1272
01:18:49,833 --> 01:18:52,916
So if you could delete all
my appointments from your calendar,
1273
01:18:52,916 --> 01:18:53,958
that'd be great.
1274
01:18:54,125 --> 01:18:56,083
Yes. Absolutely.
1275
01:18:56,833 --> 01:18:59,500
- I will see you next Tues--
- When you see me!
1276
01:19:04,125 --> 01:19:06,125
- Don't tell me she bit you?
- She bit me.
1277
01:19:06,291 --> 01:19:07,958
Wow.
1278
01:19:08,541 --> 01:19:10,666
- You really caught a crazy there, boy.
- Jesus.
1279
01:19:11,250 --> 01:19:13,625
But... she agreed?
1280
01:19:19,750 --> 01:19:21,125
But, you, um...
1281
01:19:21,666 --> 01:19:23,041
you really had my back, Dovi.
1282
01:19:24,125 --> 01:19:27,083
- Don't get all soft on me now, boy.
- No, I'm not. It's just...
1283
01:19:38,333 --> 01:19:40,291
Oh, shit. I'm gonna be late for my preso.
1284
01:19:40,291 --> 01:19:41,250
Yep, yep.
1285
01:19:54,916 --> 01:19:56,916
Now, I know what you're thinking,
1286
01:19:56,916 --> 01:20:00,416
"I'm not fit enough for the Prime
Program, I'll never reach Gold Status."
1287
01:20:00,416 --> 01:20:05,916
Let me tell you, nine years ago
I was exactly where you are now.
1288
01:20:05,916 --> 01:20:10,791
And you know what? I didn't reach
Gold Status. I reached Diamond Status.
1289
01:20:11,416 --> 01:20:15,291
And I've been Diamond Status
every year since.
1290
01:20:18,458 --> 01:20:20,791
First things first,
get yourself a smartwatch.
1291
01:20:20,791 --> 01:20:22,916
This is a Garmin fenix 7X.
1292
01:20:22,916 --> 01:20:26,125
It's an absolute beast.
But any old smartwatch will do.
1293
01:20:26,708 --> 01:20:28,916
And when your watch
tells you to move,
1294
01:20:29,875 --> 01:20:30,958
you move.
1295
01:20:41,041 --> 01:20:42,666
Sorry...
1296
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:48,125
Never stop bouncing me!
1297
01:20:53,041 --> 01:20:55,916
Justin, it's Sam.
What the hell's going on?
1298
01:20:55,916 --> 01:20:57,291
The phones are going crazy.
1299
01:20:57,291 --> 01:21:00,833
All your clients are pulling their
portfolios because of some viral video.
1300
01:21:00,833 --> 01:21:02,333
Call me when you get this.
1301
01:21:09,875 --> 01:21:11,333
Natalie!
1302
01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:13,666
Natz?
1303
01:21:16,833 --> 01:21:17,791
Natz?
1304
01:21:21,708 --> 01:21:23,916
- Nat?
Oh, shit.
1305
01:21:25,250 --> 01:21:26,625
Natalie?
1306
01:21:29,333 --> 01:21:31,125
- Natz?
Stop it, I'm in here!
1307
01:21:38,083 --> 01:21:39,541
What's going on?
1308
01:21:39,708 --> 01:21:42,000
Why are you breaking down the door?
1309
01:21:45,541 --> 01:21:47,125
Is that Antonio Banderas?
1310
01:21:50,541 --> 01:21:51,875
Are you fucking this thing?
1311
01:21:52,791 --> 01:21:55,750
- What if I am?
Okay.
1312
01:21:56,791 --> 01:21:57,791
Okay...
1313
01:21:58,500 --> 01:21:59,458
Why?
1314
01:21:59,625 --> 01:22:02,916
Because, Justin! Him and I have intimacy.
1315
01:22:02,916 --> 01:22:05,958
Okay? Which is something you and I
haven't had in a long time.
1316
01:22:05,958 --> 01:22:06,958
I know.
1317
01:22:06,958 --> 01:22:09,625
- I've been neglectful of you and--
1318
01:22:09,791 --> 01:22:12,166
- I want that to change, Natalie.
1319
01:22:12,375 --> 01:22:15,625
I don't wanna keep you at arm's length,
I've got so much to tell you.
1320
01:22:15,833 --> 01:22:18,000
- Why's my phone going mad?
- No, no, Natalie.
1321
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:21,625
No, no. Don't look at the phone. Don't--
Look at me, Natalie. Natalie...
1322
01:22:21,791 --> 01:22:23,750
- What the fuck am I looking at?
1323
01:22:23,750 --> 01:22:26,166
I can explain almost everything.
1324
01:22:26,166 --> 01:22:28,208
Oh, my God.
1325
01:22:28,208 --> 01:22:29,750
Natalie...
1326
01:22:29,750 --> 01:22:32,166
- I fucking knew it.
- I can explain.
1327
01:22:32,333 --> 01:22:34,750
You need to get out of this house,
right now.
1328
01:22:34,916 --> 01:22:38,375
- No, let's talk about it.
- Get the fuck out.
1329
01:22:38,375 --> 01:22:40,958
Okay, you need to calm down.
Don't kick me--
1330
01:22:40,958 --> 01:22:42,333
- What about the kids?
- Go!
1331
01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:43,625
Ow!
1332
01:22:46,583 --> 01:22:47,791
Oh, my God.
1333
01:23:01,583 --> 01:23:03,875
...stop bouncing me!
1334
01:23:03,875 --> 01:23:07,166
Jus? What the hell did you just do, boy?
1335
01:23:07,666 --> 01:23:10,333
You showed your bouncy video
to a packed auditorium.
1336
01:23:10,916 --> 01:23:12,000
Why?
1337
01:23:14,458 --> 01:23:17,375
Ah, shit, boy.
You just fucked it all up.
1338
01:23:18,875 --> 01:23:21,958
We can get on top of this.
We'll speak to my Russian friend, Yuri.
1339
01:23:21,958 --> 01:23:25,500
He can hack into the WhatsApp server,
take the video down with a virus.
1340
01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:29,666
It will cost a couple of grand,
but, you know, in the meantime,
1341
01:23:29,666 --> 01:23:32,083
you just deny, deny, deny.
1342
01:23:32,083 --> 01:23:33,750
You'll say it's AI or some shit.
1343
01:23:33,750 --> 01:23:36,958
I mean, you've seen that video
with Will Smith and the spaghetti.
1344
01:23:36,958 --> 01:23:38,541
They can do anything these days.
1345
01:23:38,541 --> 01:23:41,416
It's not you in the video.
Fake news, my bru.
1346
01:23:41,583 --> 01:23:44,000
Shut up, Dovi. You stupid fuck.
1347
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:47,375
Do you not get it, huh?
Do you not get this?
1348
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:49,416
This is on you.
1349
01:23:50,125 --> 01:23:52,875
I asked you a simple,
simple favour. It was so simple.
1350
01:23:52,875 --> 01:23:55,000
You just talk to her and you scare her.
1351
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:57,750
But no, you hand it over
to some other fucking idiots.
1352
01:23:57,750 --> 01:23:59,791
And not only do you get
the address wrong,
1353
01:23:59,791 --> 01:24:01,541
you killed an innocent woman, Dovi.
1354
01:24:03,166 --> 01:24:05,583
- I'm sorry...
- The fuck you're sorry.
1355
01:24:07,041 --> 01:24:08,833
I never want to see you again.
1356
01:24:13,666 --> 01:24:15,458
No wonder Dad hated you, hey?
1357
01:24:50,250 --> 01:24:53,375
The other brother... Take me to him.
1358
01:25:09,250 --> 01:25:11,375
Hey...
- Justin!
1359
01:25:12,083 --> 01:25:14,250
- Just in time for tea.
Mm-hm.
1360
01:25:16,291 --> 01:25:18,958
- Cheesecake?
- Yeah, sure.
1361
01:25:19,166 --> 01:25:20,458
Mm!
1362
01:25:21,375 --> 01:25:24,791
I am so looking forward to
Rya's bat mitzvah.
1363
01:25:27,583 --> 01:25:29,000
Look, Mom...
1364
01:25:31,125 --> 01:25:34,500
There's something I need to tell you
before you hear from someone else.
1365
01:25:38,875 --> 01:25:40,375
I, um...
1366
01:25:41,541 --> 01:25:43,875
I cheated on Natalie.
1367
01:25:44,875 --> 01:25:47,208
- Hey?
- And, um...
1368
01:25:47,208 --> 01:25:53,291
There's a really embarrassing video going
around, so I'm sorry if you see that.
1369
01:25:53,458 --> 01:25:54,958
Oh, Justin.
1370
01:25:55,708 --> 01:25:58,916
First you crash a car at that house party
and now you do this?
1371
01:25:58,916 --> 01:26:01,541
No, Mom, you're confused.
1372
01:26:01,541 --> 01:26:03,708
I didn't crash the car,
Dovi crashed the car.
1373
01:26:03,875 --> 01:26:05,166
No, Justin.
1374
01:26:05,166 --> 01:26:06,958
It was you.
1375
01:26:11,583 --> 01:26:14,291
Dovi pulled you out of the crash.
1376
01:26:16,291 --> 01:26:18,500
And he got in the front seat.
1377
01:26:22,166 --> 01:26:24,541
He took the blame for you.
1378
01:26:26,458 --> 01:26:28,416
Why would he do that?
1379
01:26:28,583 --> 01:26:32,958
Because he was the black sheep
and you were the golden boy.
1380
01:26:34,500 --> 01:26:36,583
But he was arrested for that, Mom.
1381
01:26:38,375 --> 01:26:40,000
He went to jail.
1382
01:26:41,416 --> 01:26:43,458
His life's never been the same
since then.
1383
01:26:45,750 --> 01:26:48,541
Jesus. I failed Dad.
I destroyed the family's name.
1384
01:26:48,708 --> 01:26:50,625
Oh, you think your father was a hero?
1385
01:26:50,625 --> 01:26:54,416
Believe me, he had his flaws.
1386
01:26:54,416 --> 01:26:57,833
Including a string of affairs
that everyone knew about.
1387
01:26:57,833 --> 01:27:00,333
Including that bitch, Slezinger.
1388
01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:05,666
Justin, I want to tell you something.
1389
01:27:07,166 --> 01:27:09,791
Your father died 25 years ago.
1390
01:27:10,458 --> 01:27:13,166
You don't have to live your life for him.
1391
01:27:13,916 --> 01:27:16,916
You've already made
the Diamond name proud.
1392
01:27:33,958 --> 01:27:37,458
Give me that.
- Dude. It's kinda my signature beanie.
1393
01:27:37,458 --> 01:27:40,541
- I'm part of this crew called the Bl--
- You always talk so much?
1394
01:27:40,541 --> 01:27:43,708
When I get a bit nervous and anxious,
I tend to, like--
1395
01:27:43,708 --> 01:27:44,791
Shut the fuck up.
1396
01:27:56,125 --> 01:27:57,666
Dovi?
1397
01:27:58,666 --> 01:28:02,083
Dovi! Dovi!
Hey, hey, hey...
1398
01:28:02,083 --> 01:28:04,791
Dovi, what the fuck happened?
Dovi, man!
1399
01:28:05,375 --> 01:28:07,875
Dovi! Wake up! Jesus.
1400
01:28:11,125 --> 01:28:12,666
Jesus, bro.
1401
01:28:13,416 --> 01:28:16,250
Why didn't you tell me, man?
Why didn't you tell me you took
1402
01:28:16,250 --> 01:28:18,416
- the hit for the accident?
- So, Mom told you?
1403
01:28:18,416 --> 01:28:19,916
Yeah, Mom told me.
1404
01:28:20,458 --> 01:28:22,250
You didn't have to do that, man.
1405
01:28:22,250 --> 01:28:24,541
Hey? Why would you do that?
1406
01:28:25,750 --> 01:28:27,791
You're my brother.
1407
01:28:30,250 --> 01:28:32,916
- Come here.
1408
01:28:33,625 --> 01:28:35,166
- Jesus
1409
01:28:35,333 --> 01:28:37,041
How are you still alive?
1410
01:28:37,958 --> 01:28:41,125
Locked and loaded, boy.
Never leave home without it.
1411
01:28:41,291 --> 01:28:43,875
- Does it hurt when I do that?
- Ow! Fuck off!
1412
01:28:44,083 --> 01:28:45,625
You fuck.
1413
01:28:45,791 --> 01:28:47,833
- Oh, man.
- Oh, shit. We gotta get moving.
1414
01:28:47,833 --> 01:28:50,791
Bru, that cunt is still alive
and he's heading to your house.
1415
01:28:50,958 --> 01:28:51,958
What?!
1416
01:28:52,916 --> 01:28:57,625
Babe, I just heard about Justin.
Fuck that girl and her Pilates ball.
1417
01:28:57,625 --> 01:28:59,541
- Fuck him, too.
- Fuck him.
1418
01:29:03,083 --> 01:29:05,125
You're twice the man he'll ever be.
1419
01:29:12,291 --> 01:29:13,791
What the...
1420
01:29:17,833 --> 01:29:21,458
- Fuck, yes.
1421
01:29:21,458 --> 01:29:22,833
Worsie...
1422
01:29:23,708 --> 01:29:26,833
- Justice has been served.
Good job. Now come home.
1423
01:29:27,416 --> 01:29:28,625
Copy.
1424
01:29:32,916 --> 01:29:34,791
Justin. Your car, bru.
1425
01:29:34,958 --> 01:29:37,000
- It's a rental.
- I fucking knew it.
1426
01:29:39,541 --> 01:29:41,833
What the fuck?
1427
01:29:43,541 --> 01:29:44,625
Where's this oke?
1428
01:29:44,625 --> 01:29:45,916
Howzit!
1429
01:29:48,750 --> 01:29:50,875
Now you boys are gonna kak!
1430
01:29:56,583 --> 01:30:00,375
- Dovi, he's got a fucking machine gun!
- It's an Uzi. Israeli technology.
1431
01:30:01,666 --> 01:30:04,125
- Yes, please. Is that the police?
1432
01:30:04,125 --> 01:30:07,291
Yes, there's an intruder in our house.
It's the Blue Beanie gang.
1433
01:30:08,541 --> 01:30:11,458
- I'm going long, boy. Distract him.
- What?
1434
01:30:16,750 --> 01:30:18,208
What the fuck was that?
1435
01:30:18,208 --> 01:30:19,916
A distraction?
1436
01:30:22,666 --> 01:30:24,666
Dovi!
1437
01:30:26,333 --> 01:30:28,541
Huh! Huh!
Oh, fuck.
1438
01:30:29,791 --> 01:30:34,000
Yeah. You're a real fucking poes, huh?!
1439
01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:36,541
What is this? Hm?
1440
01:30:36,541 --> 01:30:38,541
This is gonna fucking hurt.
1441
01:30:39,541 --> 01:30:42,958
- Jesus, you okes really need to work--
1442
01:30:44,458 --> 01:30:46,333
Leave my brother the fuck alone!
1443
01:31:03,125 --> 01:31:05,083
Fucking "is it"?
1444
01:31:06,833 --> 01:31:08,125
Huh?
1445
01:31:08,125 --> 01:31:11,875
Not so shiny now, you Diamond poes!
1446
01:31:11,875 --> 01:31:13,916
You fucked with the wrong people, Justin.
1447
01:31:17,708 --> 01:31:22,625
It's time to say goodnight, my sweet boy.
1448
01:31:22,625 --> 01:31:24,166
Huh?
1449
01:31:27,583 --> 01:31:29,583
What the fuck is this thing?
1450
01:31:34,375 --> 01:31:35,708
Dovi?
1451
01:31:36,625 --> 01:31:38,958
Oh, Dovi! Dovi, come on.
1452
01:31:38,958 --> 01:31:41,333
Why are you always getting shot, my boy?
1453
01:31:41,333 --> 01:31:42,750
Dovster?
1454
01:31:43,333 --> 01:31:44,291
Hey?
1455
01:31:44,833 --> 01:31:46,458
- Come on, Dovi.
Justin?
1456
01:31:46,625 --> 01:31:49,500
Howzit, babe?
There's... there's a lot of blood.
1457
01:31:52,625 --> 01:31:53,916
What the fuck?
1458
01:32:06,208 --> 01:32:07,416
Hm.
1459
01:32:10,166 --> 01:32:11,500
Ow.
1460
01:32:20,791 --> 01:32:22,000
Dovi?
1461
01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:23,375
Is he dead?
1462
01:32:23,625 --> 01:32:26,416
No, he's fine. He just doesn't have
medical aid so...
1463
01:32:26,416 --> 01:32:28,125
they put him in a communal ward.
1464
01:32:41,291 --> 01:32:43,250
I know I fucked up, Natz.
1465
01:32:43,833 --> 01:32:45,583
So does the whole of Cape Town.
1466
01:32:50,541 --> 01:32:52,208
I'm sorry, Natz.
1467
01:32:53,708 --> 01:32:54,833
I'm so sorry.
1468
01:32:57,708 --> 01:32:59,000
I don't want to lose you.
1469
01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:01,791
I don't... I don't want to lose the kids.
1470
01:33:05,333 --> 01:33:06,791
Look, when...
1471
01:33:07,541 --> 01:33:11,666
Banderas got shot in the head,
there was this moment where I thought...
1472
01:33:12,541 --> 01:33:14,250
it could have been you.
1473
01:33:14,750 --> 01:33:17,083
And I just felt so...
1474
01:33:19,458 --> 01:33:21,791
Empty. You know?
1475
01:33:23,333 --> 01:33:26,958
All of a sudden,
I wouldn't have anything to live for.
1476
01:33:28,875 --> 01:33:30,250
Natz.
1477
01:33:30,250 --> 01:33:32,250
No, I mean it in a negative way, Justin.
1478
01:33:32,250 --> 01:33:33,625
Like...
1479
01:33:33,625 --> 01:33:38,375
my entire adult life has revolved
around you and Team Diamond,
1480
01:33:38,375 --> 01:33:42,541
which is basically just another way
of saying Team Justin. Let's face it.
1481
01:33:43,875 --> 01:33:45,375
I'm resigning.
1482
01:33:46,958 --> 01:33:48,625
I'm off the team.
1483
01:33:50,708 --> 01:33:52,166
How long are you...
1484
01:33:52,791 --> 01:33:54,458
you off the team for?
1485
01:33:55,333 --> 01:33:56,750
I don't know.
1486
01:34:26,750 --> 01:34:28,541
Fuck you, you poes.
1487
01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:46,625
{\an8}After months of multiple break-ins,
we are happy to announce
1488
01:34:46,625 --> 01:34:51,416
{\an8}that the leader of the Blue Beanie gang
has been apprehended and killed.
1489
01:34:51,416 --> 01:34:54,458
{\an8}Henko Vermaak's terror
of the Fresnaye neighbourhood
1490
01:34:54,458 --> 01:34:57,250
{\an8}was put to an end
in a robbery gone wrong
1491
01:34:57,250 --> 01:35:00,125
{\an8}by local hero, Justin Diamond.
1492
01:35:00,125 --> 01:35:03,958
- Can you tell us exactly what happened?
- I got home and I found him in my house.
1493
01:35:03,958 --> 01:35:06,375
And he was trying
to hurt my wife, Natalie.
1494
01:35:07,125 --> 01:35:10,291
And I pushed him over.
I managed to climb on top of him,
1495
01:35:10,291 --> 01:35:12,625
and, um, then he stabbed me.
1496
01:35:12,625 --> 01:35:15,958
Yeah. And, uh...
1497
01:35:17,500 --> 01:35:19,916
Well, luckily, Dovi was there to save us.
1498
01:35:20,583 --> 01:35:21,750
Dovi? Who is that?
1499
01:35:21,750 --> 01:35:23,958
Dovi Diamond. My brother.
1500
01:35:24,750 --> 01:35:27,375
Yeah. He's the real hero here.
1501
01:35:27,375 --> 01:35:30,666
I'm Cathy Winkler,
reporting live from Meadow Hill...
1502
01:35:35,083 --> 01:35:37,833
Mr Diamond, I'm glad I caught you.
1503
01:35:37,833 --> 01:35:40,541
I mean, you were famous before
all of these shenanigans.
1504
01:35:40,541 --> 01:35:43,250
I mean, ten years Diamond Status. Wow!
1505
01:35:43,250 --> 01:35:45,500
But now you are kind of a local hero.
1506
01:35:45,500 --> 01:35:47,958
I'm glad you got your whole family
around for this,
1507
01:35:47,958 --> 01:35:50,458
because this is one hell of a big moment.
1508
01:35:51,125 --> 01:35:52,875
- You ready?
Yeah.
1509
01:35:58,916 --> 01:36:01,333
Ten years,
Diamond Status. Wow!
1510
01:36:01,333 --> 01:36:03,458
I've only seen three of these
in my lifetime.
1511
01:36:03,458 --> 01:36:06,875
You are part of a very select group.
Fewer men have walked on the moon.
1512
01:36:06,875 --> 01:36:10,458
With this award, you'll be entitled to
a lifetime of discounts of up to 35%
1513
01:36:10,458 --> 01:36:15,500
off all flights, hotels and groceries
at selected Bloom Health vendors.
1514
01:36:15,500 --> 01:36:17,250
- Mind if I take a selfie?
- Go ahead.
1515
01:36:17,250 --> 01:36:20,416
Okay. Can you get your kids
out of the way? Get out. Sorry.
1516
01:36:20,416 --> 01:36:23,208
Look straight here. What a story.
1517
01:36:24,250 --> 01:36:26,083
My name's Justin Diamond.
1518
01:36:26,083 --> 01:36:29,041
And you know what gets me up
first thing every morning?
1519
01:36:31,416 --> 01:36:32,916
It's my family.
1520
01:36:34,916 --> 01:36:36,166
- Bye, guys.
Bye.
1521
01:36:36,333 --> 01:36:39,541
And even though things
aren't what I thought they'd be,
1522
01:36:39,541 --> 01:36:41,958
maybe an imperfect life is actually...
1523
01:36:42,666 --> 01:36:44,041
a perfect one.
1524
01:36:45,291 --> 01:36:48,291
Look, I'm not gonna sit here
and tell you to chase points
1525
01:36:48,291 --> 01:36:50,250
because that shit will drive you crazy.
1526
01:36:50,250 --> 01:36:52,083
I can't. I'm turning around.
1527
01:36:52,083 --> 01:36:56,000
All you need is a basic
hospital plan and some savings.
1528
01:36:57,708 --> 01:36:59,291
Because at the end of the day,
1529
01:36:59,291 --> 01:37:01,625
it's really your family
that's most important.
1530
01:37:01,625 --> 01:37:05,625
So that's where you should be
spending your money and your time.
1531
01:37:06,541 --> 01:37:08,333
Thank you for your honesty.
1532
01:37:09,750 --> 01:37:13,875
I want you to invest all of this
in your best policies.
1533
01:37:14,916 --> 01:37:17,041
It's for my family.